Drew Seminary - Ladnacs Yearbook (Carmel, NY)

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ffm ffl QLYEI -1 1 16's L99'Q,',:fEl 'X 45' OUR WILL TO THE JUNIORS N the year of our Lord nineteen-hundred-and-thirty, We, the deceased class of Drew Seminary, so superior in intellect and foremost in trouble, do hereby give and bequeath, in this, our last will and testament, to our beloved and inferior sisters, the Juniors the following items: Bevinga tidy roommate who doesn't chew gum. Brownga special discount on a carton of 'ipepi' Brussow-a pair of stilts. Carley-a chance to grow up. Crowell-a loud speaker with which to make herself heard. Emmons-the opportunity to become all she thinks she is. Fillow-an electric vibrator. Goebel-a new flame to talk about. Halverson-an engraved motto stating Barking dogs donit bite. Hindley-a correspondence course in Usophisticationfi Hughes-the privilege of being Alice White's understudy. Killinder-ea horn to announce herself by. Lowrey-the opportunity to increase her argumentative ability. Lusk-a real artistic temperament. Middlekauif-Success with the Union suitor. Moore-a special meter to register her change in moods. Nelson-a little sax-appeal. Robinson-a first edition of New Jokes. Rodriquez-an introduction to the men she corresponds with. Steinmetz-the position as house mother at Pawling. Turner-a hair net. Williams-a heathen land to convert. Wlohlfarth-a case of real hysterics. The Faculty -a better understanding of the younger generation. The Trustees-a better knowledge of Drewis needs. ln testimony of which l here-un-to afhx my hand and seal in the presence of witnesses to declare this to be our last will and testament this seventh day of June. in this year of our Lord. nineteen-hundred-and-thirty. f +V as-fsfmsw as e e swf. AGHLD A 35

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magna LW 0 QQXQU Moe-A cake of Palm Olive to keep that schoolgirl appearance. Perry-A dictionary. Pryor-An index iile so your notes wonit get mixed. Purney-A year's subscription to mfhyme and Lavender' that you another's artistic attempts. Segur-An appetite. Silkman-A teaclierls aid book in American History. Slater-A skooter to aid your daily trips to Drew. Stanton-A season ticket to Coney Island. Thomas-A playmate for 'cCuthbert.w Van Wert-A little modesty. Warrineck-A rowboat for y our annual trips to Paris. Whiteford-A copy of '4How to Combine Art and Housekeepingfi Wickes-An opponent who is versed in the art of boxing. Williams. C.-A chance to be in society that will really bring you art. f sig as aaaaa ff a may appreciate 34

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