Drew Seminary - Ladnacs Yearbook (Carmel, NY)

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magna LW 0 QQXQU Moe-A cake of Palm Olive to keep that schoolgirl appearance. Perry-A dictionary. Pryor-An index iile so your notes wonit get mixed. Purney-A year's subscription to mfhyme and Lavender' that you another's artistic attempts. Segur-An appetite. Silkman-A teaclierls aid book in American History. Slater-A skooter to aid your daily trips to Drew. Stanton-A season ticket to Coney Island. Thomas-A playmate for 'cCuthbert.w Van Wert-A little modesty. Warrineck-A rowboat for y our annual trips to Paris. Whiteford-A copy of '4How to Combine Art and Housekeepingfi Wickes-An opponent who is versed in the art of boxing. Williams. C.-A chance to be in society that will really bring you art. f sig as aaaaa ff a may appreciate 34

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5549! lffai ffistiibffaf 45- ACCEPTANCE OF THE SPADE OF KNOWLEDGE N grateful appreciation of your generosity in bestowing on us your 'Spade of Knowledgef' we, the class of 1931, extend our sincere thanks. This spade will stand as a reminder of your unquestionable success and it will urge us to greater ambi- tions. We hope that we may prove ourselves deserving of this gift. But before we say our final adieu, we humbly offer these small parting gifts to you. Remember, it,s the little things that count. Ames-A pocket mirror. Austin--A make-up box. Bartholomew-A transformation. Barton-An extra large pair of shoes, that you may be prepared for the next time you have blisters. Boult-A chance to be a public auctioneer. Butcher-A chance to be Dr. Knapp's understudy. Cross--A little sophistication. Dyer-A few treasures for your hope chest. Edson-Franking postage throughout The District of Columbia. Garriss-A muffler. Grifin, C.-Introduction to your college faculty. Griffin, M.-A fire extinguisher. Grifith-A broadcasting engagement. Griswold-A hair ribbon. Hall-A hint: Too much sweetness causes diabetes. Harvey-An engagement book that all confusion may be avoided. Herrington-A balloon to use when your boat sinks. Hewitt-A spare knee to help you in the long run. H owes-A loud speaker. famieson-A pair of roller skates so youill get there sooner. fohnson-A reduction of ufleorgew to his least common denominator. Kehlenbeck-Have a heart. Klein-A French maid so you'll never be bothered picking things up again. Le Tarte-A little sunshine to clear away the fog. Ley--A new dog collar. Marsland-Our sincere hope that your life may be all Fair Weather. Marsh-A bell, so that we may know you are here. McLeod-The reminder that: You've told us of 6'Norris, And that Bills, made you blue, That 'gl-loneyn is sweet, And that 4'Nonnie is, too. I 33 EDS D610

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ffm ffl QLYEI -1 1 16's L99'Q,',:fEl 'X 45' OUR WILL TO THE JUNIORS N the year of our Lord nineteen-hundred-and-thirty, We, the deceased class of Drew Seminary, so superior in intellect and foremost in trouble, do hereby give and bequeath, in this, our last will and testament, to our beloved and inferior sisters, the Juniors the following items: Bevinga tidy roommate who doesn't chew gum. Brownga special discount on a carton of 'ipepi' Brussow-a pair of stilts. Carley-a chance to grow up. Crowell-a loud speaker with which to make herself heard. Emmons-the opportunity to become all she thinks she is. Fillow-an electric vibrator. Goebel-a new flame to talk about. Halverson-an engraved motto stating Barking dogs donit bite. Hindley-a correspondence course in Usophisticationfi Hughes-the privilege of being Alice White's understudy. Killinder-ea horn to announce herself by. Lowrey-the opportunity to increase her argumentative ability. Lusk-a real artistic temperament. Middlekauif-Success with the Union suitor. Moore-a special meter to register her change in moods. Nelson-a little sax-appeal. Robinson-a first edition of New Jokes. Rodriquez-an introduction to the men she corresponds with. Steinmetz-the position as house mother at Pawling. Turner-a hair net. Williams-a heathen land to convert. Wlohlfarth-a case of real hysterics. The Faculty -a better understanding of the younger generation. The Trustees-a better knowledge of Drewis needs. ln testimony of which l here-un-to afhx my hand and seal in the presence of witnesses to declare this to be our last will and testament this seventh day of June. in this year of our Lord. nineteen-hundred-and-thirty. f +V as-fsfmsw as e e swf. AGHLD A 35