Drew Seminary - Ladnacs Yearbook (Carmel, NY)

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Despondent Man Hangs Self With Underwear .... Headline in the Columbus O. State Journal. ' . ' , Heaven help the despondent girl. p d,-nv F ff Student-Hey, garcon! A cup of cafe au lait with milk. Fred: Do you know the difference between a taxi and a trolley? Vi CiN0.,, . Fred: Then we'll take a trolley. - Miss Hazzard: And remember that it is the law of gravity that keeps usp on this earthf, - 'X Helen Vinal: And how did we stick on before that law was passedf' 5 Dorothy WVristen: I can't get these ,rithmetic examples. T eachersaid something about finding the greatest common divisor. Cynthia: Great Scott! Haven,t they found that thing yet? They were ! looking for it when I was a Freshman. V Mrs. Gillmor: Did you ever hear the story of the Golden Fleece?,, Carmen: No. Do they bite?,, F Shirley Mawer: Say, when you yawn put your hand over your mouthf, Jean Warner: Yeh? And get bit?', A Lee R.: VVhat do you think of KreislerP', Shirl: W7onderful pick-up, power and pep-and twenty miles on a gallon. Tip Sloane: What,s good for my roommateis fallen arches?', lNIary Griffin: Rubber Heels . : Tip: What'll I rub 'em with?', Absent-minded Prof again In the biology class: Prof : I propose to show you a very fine specimen of a dissected frog which I have in this parcel. CUndoing the parcel he discloses some sandwiches, a hard-boiled egg and some fruit.j I But-but surely I ate my lunchf, he said. Dr. Wright: What did the Jews do after they crossed the Red Sea?', Gloria: Dried themselves . Judge: Guilty or not guiltyfv Carol Griffin: VVell, what else have you?,, tl fT5e question was the name of the seven sister states. Among the papers 16 O Owing read: BTISS Curl, Mary Land, Callie Fornia, Louisa Anna, Della IVare, hlmne Sota, and lVIrs. Sippi, '74

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VVhat will you have, sir?,' 'CA toasted cheese sandwich? On toast, sir?,, A N o, bring it on horseback. A worried looking patron entered the spooky-atmosphered establishment Of a fortune teller. Do you guarantee that I can talk with my dead wife?', Absolutely, the seer replied. 6'Then ask her just where she put my golf pantsf, Young Vassarite Cwiring the boy friendfr Will you come dgwn for the Spring dance next week? Annoyed Collegiate Cwiring backj I died. . ' Nliss Sheers-So you donit know what a sonnet is, or an ode, or a ballad? Jane-No, Nliss Sheers. Miss Sheers-VVell then do you know what a madrigal is like? Jane-I don't even know what a 'rigal is like, let alone a mad one. I'm going to Mexico next week! i VVell, bomb voyage. Her-How did you like Venice? Him-I only stayed a few days. The place was flooded! llliss Sheers-HI havenit went',+That's wrong isn't it? Lee Robinson-Yes, ma'am. llliss Sheers-Why is it wrong? Lee Robinson-Because you ainit went yet. The Jingling Advertisers By the waters of the Cuticura By the sparkling Pluto water. Lived the Prophylactic Chiclet- Danderine, fair Buick's daughter She was loved by instant Postum, Son of Camel and Victrolag Heir apparent to the Mazda: Of the tribe of Coco Cola, Through the darkness strolled the lovers . Through the Shredded VVheat they wandered Lovely little Wrigley Chicletg Washed by Fairy, fed by Postum No Pyren can quench the fire, Nor any Aspirin still the heartache Of my Presto-lite desire, I Let us marry, little Djer-Kiss. . '73

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