Drew Seminary - Ladnacs Yearbook (Carmel, NY)

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dish-washer. Iim inviting you all to dinner there tonight, after which you will go to hear Augusta Morgan's first piano concert tonight, but go easy on the Lobster a la Thermidor. Ann Hoganeur, who keeps the Ritz supplied with sea- food from her fisheries in Maine, has just eloped with a handsome fisherman, and so we haven't been receiving any fish from her since, and havenit found a new place yetf' Gee, Europe sure was wonderful, but New York plus D1'ew's snappy class of '29 has plenty of action for me!,' sighed Kay Spelman joyfully, as the taxi-cab barely missed driving into a trolley-car on the way to Carnegie Hall. Same here!', said Lee Robinson. Let,s give fifteen Hurrahs for D1'6Wl,, This was done willingly and noisily, but blase Broadway didn't even turn its head. Perhaps she would have, had she known that the illustrious class of '29 was on its famous thoroughfare. 413

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1 M rrie was seen with a monocle in her eye. She looked v-ery very dHe en HOLL dear this strip is going to be so boring after the exciting times ilu E362 having Ifve written a book entitled Father Germanyn which shows thai Germany perfectly Capable Of paying her war-debt if pnly she'd put 3, tax on herpretzel sales. Itis a national food over there. Sally Walker has - - . ' l and she's discovered that 1f one-tenth of been 1nvest1gat1ng these pretzel sa CS, . i the amount spent on them was turned over to the natlonal treasury, 1t would the debt within a year. n i pay Th hi docked at Madrid, Spain. Here, Juha Nlland, Ruth Rockwell, e s p 1 Vi Poole, Prissie Davis, and Willena Dykeman embarked. 'lhey were greeted ir friends, and soon had told their experiences durlng the enthusiastically by the . . three years absence. Julia had been one of the best bull throwers 1n Spain. Ruth Rockwell and Willena Dykeman were the kingis favorite Spanish dancers. They were millionaires, for they had endorsed the use of every brand of toothpaste from Squibb's to Listerine. Vi Poole and Peg Hewitt were busy introducing Shakespearean plays to the Spaniards. Vi played Hamlet, and Peggy was Ophelia. Priscilla Davis had married a Castile soap king, and was on her way to get a divorce from him. He was such a fanatic on the soap question that he wouldn't permit a bar of Ivory in the house. The ship had left Madrid two days before. She was sailing in the blue waters of the Mediterranean. Suddenly the cry of Stowaway! was heard. Everyone rushed up on deck to discover an irate Captain Speckel holding '6Salty by the ear. She was dressed in boy's clothes, but that fuzzy hair of hers gave her away. Well, All Salter, what have you to say for yourself Pi, sternly demanded Speck. c'Gee, I've been hoe-boeing for years. It's just my luck to be caught now. For a while I was a taxi-cab driver in New York, but the life became too tame after I knocked down twenty pedestrians, so I decided to sneak aboard this ship and stay till we landed at Cairo. Iive always wanted to study about those Egyptlan mummiesf, I guess we'll have to forgive you dear, but for mercy sakes, get some decent clothes .on.', said poor scandalized Harriet Raynor. And Salter was led away by two sailors. Wh Thi Ship was on its homeward course. Her next stop was to be in Alaska. 1 den s ef dpcked there, two smartly uniformed girls walked up the gangway, ga mg a Of Om lookllilg PCTS011, Who, on closer scrutiny, turned out to be Louise lmpson' She was bems 19d by Marion Holderness and Pauline IV1ke, who had become two of the mounted pollce for i h' 1 1 , w 1C 1 t rose regions are famed It seemed th t L U ' Soil ay Sfilsjkllidseep 3 muskrabtfadppef, and one day she got too playful a.nd She was being ge titliiiutelinallil-g0V61'11OI' in place of a muskrat, for which offense p 9 ' 01' MPS you remember how Louise used to dare Fresh- men t d' b d ' - - . l b- 0 lop ea S In the Ol1Ve'O1l at the dinner table while at Drew. This 13 It proved to be her undoing. The sfiiew Yoiik flfaifli Oh. heavenly Sisliw, P Was 111 6 'rome port once more Maybelle Myers 'met th ' the Ritz, she said Proudlye giilghieibdiirfedcffrki :Tm HOW the head-Waitress at O 9 C breathed Dot Nichols blissfully. former head-waiter, is 1ny chief 412 - .Lal 'f' djalr' 'M I . fa if ffllsifif A i V f fm!! lf' ffm ' , -4 l WC 1 Plz if .,. Q l1 f lfjlla HV rr ra ' ,,,f. 313 lm.-1. sg, ,. ll: 'fi' 9 LM fi' . wal 7'7 I

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