Drew Seminary - Ladnacs Yearbook (Carmel, NY)

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Spelman-Remember that appearance isn't the only essential quality. A few brains do help. B1-uggeman-That assumed air of being wild is most unattractive to you. Wike-A chance to be a criterion of hair-dressing. Rockwell-Personal appearance is as important -as studies. Hinchman-Shakespeare was born a century too soon. He should be alive now to write The Taming of the Shrew . He'd have better material. Lowry-Everyone to his own religion. I But, arenit you disillusioned by putting your faith in a human being? Holderness-How to become known-read Fifteen minutes a Day. Dykeman-Your big time in Carmel doesn't appeal to those who come from real civilization. ' Mascellaro-Crushes are for under-classmen to indulge in. Peshmalyan- True worth is in being, not seeming ..,... Phelps-For those who believe in re-incarnationg better luck next time. Fraleigh-Is it your conceit that makes you always think that faculty dislikes you? Catlin-You are not the only one bored by your own presence. Mallory4Some knowledge outside of books. Hoganauer-Sugary sweetness becomes a bit sickening after a while. Raynor-You have a way with old ladies but we're still young. Simpson-Your endeavors to be bad fail completely. Myers-Western Union could use you beautifully. Poole-Some loud noises have a small origin. Maclntyfe-We expected to lose you when your companion left. Gorham-Increase your vocabulary and then use it, Davis-Is your ambition to open a spinstefg home? Walker-Puritans aren't popular in this day and age. Spf-3Ck6l-We have a student-body president, 34

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Acceptance of the Spade VVe, the Junior Class of ,30, in appreciation of this symbol of honor conferred upon us, express to you our sincere thanks and do accept it with gratitude. lVe hope we will be able to hand it down in as good a condition as we received it. We submit the following suggestions, hoping they may aid you in the future. Please be reassured that they are offered with the sincerest feeling: Payne-Every one isnit as interested in your future as you are. Hanaburg-Y ou and Rip van VVinkle are in the same class-both slept eighteen years. Niland-Itls a wonder you don,t trip over your own line. Perry-A chance to have a late date with a real man. Blakeslee-The continuance of being a parasite will enable you to save your own scarce supply of will-power. Robinso.n-Why let yourself be thrown over by Freshmen? Salter-High-tempered people should think many times before they speak. Mawer-Love horses, but don't be a horsey', girl. McIntosh-It is either appearance or personality that makes one popular- what is your concealed charm? Smith-Drew existed before you came and we know it will do the same without A you. ' Hewitt-You remind us of a telephone-the instrument used to convey another's voice. Morgan-It takes thirteen muscles to smile, and sixty-four to frown-you must be Scotch. Warner-Maybe peroxide had the effect of making all the gray matter evaporate. Ruggles-It takes real wit to be serious sometimes. Killender-After this year you will be fitted for the matron of an insane asylum. Murrie-Any one can be popular in a one-horse town. Agor-Get some cat-nip and be kittenish-you won,t learn anything but it will be fun. N ichols-You must be quieter, Dorothy, you do make too much noise. Patch-Where have you been all year? ' ' 33

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To the Juniors Ames-A chance to be Ethel Barrymore's under-study. Austin-A chance to go in the Talkies,'. Bartholomew-Horse-back riding has mainly to do with horses, Betty. Barton-Body by Fisher. Boult-Have you any characteristics that might appeal to the older girls? Canal-Use your head for other than a resting-place for curls. Doncourt-We don,t appreciate acting minus the stage. Dean-A longer nose With Which to probe deeper into other,s affairs. C. Griffin-Carol and the rest of the faculty. lVI. Griffin-Hang on to your nickel much longer and there Won't be any tail on the buffalo. Griffith-Be coy, sweet maid, and let Who will be sophisticated. GarrisfCrashing into society. Howes-Come out of the fog and don't be mist',. Kehlenbeck-The art of boredom-is it a gift or acquired? Klein-Giggling girls and cackling hens never come to any good ends. lVIarsland-Constant repetition loses both its humor and originality. Griswold-Can you really think or is that expression acquired? McLeod- And a little child shall lead themf' Purney-Can there be something beneath that calm and diplomatic exterior? Segur-Who -do you think you are-Old Faithful? Sloan-Give me a Knight in Arabyf, WVhiteford-Are you Hoppy ? VanWert-Masculine Women Went out with corsets, dearie. Zittel-MSO buxom, blithe, and debonairf' Bevin- Pride goeth before a fall?-and you faw down and go boom!! Doody-Railroad tickets plus Elsie Horsh equals Margaret Doody. To the faculty-A great deal of free time. To the Trustees-Some ambition With which to fulfill the many promises you have made us. ' To our Alma Mater-Bigger and better Seniors. 35