Drake University - Quax Yearbook (Des Moines, IA)

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L. S. You should look upon us Sophomores with the same profound respect and sublime reverence that is shown by the heathen to his gods. II. P. Most learned, most honorable Mr. Sophomore, the Fresh- men tell us the Sophomores are the dead beats of school. J.. S. IIaven't you any better sense than to believe those blow- ing. boisterous, blustering, blutiing Freshmen ? Il. P. Most excellent Sophomore, I would believe a Freshman before I would believe you. Besides, the Juniors and Seniors say it is true. JL, S. The most clubs are thrown at the trees that have the best apples on them. II. P. The most clubs and rocks and kicks are directed at un- necessary detestable dogs and cats. JL. S. Do you mean to compare us with dogs and cats, and to say we are unnecessary and detestable? 11. P. Do you think I would do justice to the canines and felines if I did? But, it the shoe lits. wear it. L. S. Don't you think you should show more veneration and reverence toward the Sophomores? I mean you should be their worshipers. H. P. Chinamen worship blocks and stones, but Preps do not. L. S. Blocks and stones do you call us? For half a cent I would slap your head off. II. P. Could not afford to have it done for half a cent. L. S. More time in school may bring to you more polish, cul- ture and refinement. H. P. It signally failed with you. But how can one of your standing talk about such things. L. S. The simple fact that I am a Sophomore gives an undis- puted, uncontroverted, uncontested right to speak on such subjects. l H. P. That only proves to my mind you are incapable of talk- ing on ethical questions. L. S. May the Lord let you live until you have more respect for your superiors. H P. May the Lord never allow all the wind in you to escape at once, but gradually. L. S. 0, hateful, odious, loathsome. execrable, detestable, mis- erable, abominable Prep. I ought to make you feel sorry for what you have said. H. P. O, just, noble, upright Sophomore, be not too much :Nrodught up. But remember the old world has little use for swelled iea s. I . S. Wretch, come out on the campus and I will swell your rea . II. P. I fear it would make a fool of me, as it has of you. L. S. I never saw such irreverence shown to a superior. H. P. I feel very sorry for you, but why do you wear that badge? JL. S. Why do you ask? It explains itself. H. P. What does it mean? I see it says girl wanted. J.. S. You would do well to attend to Prep business and not to Sophomore business. -- H. P. No one besides a Sophomore would be silly enough to wear such a badge. S. That is what you say, scoundrel. H. P. That is what all the students in school say, and 1 believe it. L. S. Time will till your head, I pray, with less cussedness and more reverence. H. P. In order that this of which you speak may come to pass take this nickle, tell me all you know and hand me back the change. L, S. I ought to murder you. H. P. Well, the bell has rung. and I must go to class.

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Qde To The Departing Seniors. Senior Poetry. -.l-.i ta 'io' hence God bless thee' Thou art going hence, farewellg May the devil ne'er distress thee, May the wide world use thee well We will miss you among us, As the school-boy does the rod. VVe will miss your noise and fuss Wlieii you are far abroad. Farewell! the Lord be near thee, In thy future passing ong And the pious fear and shun thee As the Junior Class hath done. Thy life, may nothing vex ity Thy years be not a fewg And at thy final exit, , May the d--l miss his due. FIRST PRIZE AMONG THE GIRLS. Thou at von D ' ' She was tall and beautiful and fair, And G0fl's own sunlight kissed her hair. SECOND PRIZE. Arma Jones The moon presents a beautiful View When she is seen by only two. Charlofla Jones FIRST PRIZE AMONG THE BOYS. Miss Arma hopes to be a Nourse-- Only that, and nothing worse. Boom' AMONG THE BOYS. 1 1 --1' '. D. Prfitiz' I never saw anyone by the name of Jones, But all they said was dry as bones. .John J acobs The sweetest memories-of the past, Are sure to remain u11til the last. -PV. U. Deuprrfe There steals o'er the soul a spirit of loveg Softly it comes, like the wings of a dove. -B. E. UI: