Drake High School - Trojan Yearbook (Drake, ND)

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WILL Ladaes and gentlemen Board of Educataon Superantendent, teachers, and fraends Upon behalf of my claent, the Senaor Class of 1958 I have called you together for a solemn and seraous occasaon, and to receave from ats dyang hcnd the few gafts at has bestowed an her last moments We the Senaor Class of 58 wath sound mand and almost super human understandang do make and publash thas, our last wall and testament Tom Alme wall my tuba to LaDonna Zaegler Jerome Blumhagen, wall my romantac ways to Delton Blumhagen Verna Blumhagen, wall my abalaty to keep my mouth shut to Meredath Beutler Lester Braun, wall my heaght to Gary Hoffer Kenneth Bruner, wall my over worked braan to Sharron Satz Roger Buelow, wall my slow pace to Mrs Robert Drake Marcella Grad, wall my dancang to Howard Watham Duane Hass, wall my peraod of beauty rest to Edath Seehafer Walter Hordansky, wall my boxang abalaty to .lam Uhlach Maralyn Kemper, wall my pony tcaal to Mr Letach Allen Krenz, wall my good tames an Anamoose to Evan Hass Dennas Hansz Roger Lemer wall my late hours to Mrs Butler Judy Land wall my abalaty to back out of a draveway to Emmy Braun Alace Mergel, wall my good tames an DHS to Dorothy Senechal Jerry Nassen, wall my ladylake weaght to Sharon Dockter June Nassen, wall my good marks to Bennae Schaele Maren Rossebo wall a bottle of Alka-selzer to Harold Bruner Dale Satz, wall my hearty laugh to Ralph Cushang Lyle Seehafer, wall my damples to Mr Rasmusson Sharon Toy, wall my shapely legs to Audrey Drake We the Senaor Class of I958 of Drake Hagh School, wall our specaal pravaledges and gaft whach they seem to be an need of our good ludgement to the Junaor Class To the Sophomore Class, we wall our wasdom and understandang, to the Freshman Class, we wall our good tames and abalaty to stay out of trouble To the Board of Educataon, we wall our won derful tame at the prom, to the teachers, we wall our last few moments and the memory of u next year, and last but not least, to the custodaans, we wall our mess an the annual room 16 0 S - I . I . , : I . . , . . . . . . . ' Il ' . . I, . . I, . . . . 'I . . I' . . . . l, ' . I, . . . ll . . . Il . . . . . . . ll . . . . . ll . . . I, Margaret Lemer, will my seat in bmd to all the girls who have a crush on I, , ' . Il . I . . . . I' . . . . Il . . -. . ll . . . . I, I . I, . . . I, ' ' . I, . - . I . I . 'D . - ll

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The Explorer' has a hard time trying to figure out who the next character coming gown the Slfeef '5- Why. its Roger Lemer. Roger, who at one time owned the best back arty on Mars lost them in a poker game and now makes his living by bumming off the rest of his classmates. Judy Lind is a smash recording star on the Planet Mars. Her latest h't d' was Litte Pieces. As soon as she makes a record, she takes it and srliaslwfzrifrg The reason she does thus is so that there will be more little pieces for everyone. Judy also makes wigs out of the hair which she collects from Sally's Salon. ,Alice Mer el is busy teaching her class a new lesson. What she teaches them l dont Dknow, but today s demonstration is how to make bigger and better sodas out of soap and f1zz water by adding a flavor like the original should taste Je' l-ee Paul N'559n IS also a r c d t A h d h old Out Behlnd the Barn and othersetfzbtlngfersecpopularpoggi Elcfrtllecollbn sasarsevtszdoahe Wofdlng fOr Out Behind the Barn so lt goes something like Out Behind the Satellite Jerry IS also president of the Grand Ole Opry and features many popular recording stars as LU Y LUPer and Lawrence Weeks The next classmate the Explorer picks up is June Nissen June and her troop of I2 mdce their living by sweeping the Satellite Way a super Satellite Highway on Mars June also scrubs wmdows on Saturdays to make extra spending money so all I2 of her children can go to the Academy Awcrd Movles at Marilyn and Dum Bum s Outer Space Theatre Dale Slfll IS King of Poker and really a dangerous player He has lust recently cleaned out one of h1s former classmates by overtakmg the best back forty on Mars Dales trick to success IS using cards transparent only to his eyes Lyle Seehafer is giving the Explorer o hard time plckmg up h1s trail lt seems that Lyle has become a famous movie star and has starred In such memorable pictures as The Monster and the Onion and What Price Good Looks plus many more At present Lyle IS maknnga personal appearance tour and all the young ladles are surrounding him with screams Why isnt that lady Miss Sharon Toy? Sharon has started the First Mult1B1ll1on Natlonal Bank so she has a place to deposit all her loose chmge How Sharon made her fortune is no secret She bribed the King of Poker out of the best back forty on Mars and she started digging for gold or whatever she could f1nd lt turned out that she lust so happened to dis cover a new mineral that IS used to make moon satellites with Besides ownmg SnobH1ll Miss Tay also rauses halrless dogs and sells them in welner buns lt seems that the entire class turned out as prophesled except Maren Rossebo They sald that she was going to be really different and collect odds and ends in styles and start Madam FIFI s Style Ballroom She really surprlsed them though she became one of the first official Beeptlc Recelvers of the Satellites from Mars to Earth Her pob here IS to pick up the code and translate it into pla1n English On her days off she paints delsgns on 30 cent Panama hats and sells them to Earth as or1g1nal styles by a famed hat designer CLASS LOW DOWN Wo Wo Wo Wo Wo Wo Wo Wo Wo Wo Wo Wo Wo o o o o Wo IS the most athletic? IS the roII1ng tumble weed? are the most lndlfferent? 6 6 6 8 6 little biddy babe? Beau Brummel? hcppy-go lucky ? most musically inclined? busy body? s the smle of 58? the most art1st1c? IS the class baby? IS the class talker? has the best d1spos1t1on? 8 Q 8 8 8 0 noise maker? least responsible? Ambassador for D H S ? dream boat? bone cru sher ? god a bout? 15 Tom Alme Lester Bram Jerome Blumhagen and Allen Krenz Verna Blumhagen Kenneth Bruner Marcella Grad Duane Hass Valter Hordrnsky Marllyn Kemper Margaret Lemer Roger Lemer Judy Lind Alice Mergel Jerry Nissen June Nissen Maren Rossebo Lyle Seehafer Dale Sutz Sharon Toy 'U - ll I ' l l at . e l. h ' ' . -------- - - 2. h ' ' - . ------- - 3. h ' ' - ------ ' - 4. h is th ' ' . -------' - 5. Who is th . - - - - - - - - 6, Who is the most argumentive? --------- Roger Buelow 7. h is th - . ------- -- - - 8. l'1 is th ' ' ' . - - - - -' 9. h is th . ------- - - - ' 1o. 1. ha 1 ' . ----- - - - ' ll. h is ' ' . ------ - - . 12. 11 ' . - - - - - - - - - 13. h ' . ----- ----- ' 14. h ' . ----- - - ' 15. 1. is th ' - . ------- - - - ' 16. Wh is th ' . ---- - - - ' l7. Wh is th . . .. - - - 18. Wh is th . ------------ l9. Wh is th - . --'-- - - - ' 20. histh -- -- -

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CMM 0 1959