Dover High School - Swirl Yearbook (Dover, OH)

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MOVE ALONG FOR heard nightly over station WABC, New York with Marjorie Meek as her accompanist. Madame Bertha Braun is now acclaimed by all the better critics as the piano virtuoso of the Twentieth Century. Elden Krantz and Gene Fisher have started a dairy farm. The dairy' maids who enlighten the quaint old farm are Vanetta Maggard and Henri' etta Betsacon. William Rieger churns the buttermilk with the greatest of ease while David Horn dips out ice cream for the weary travellers. Among the lassies who are still treading the wheels of college are Ladea Nicholas and Isabelle Kropp. Ruth Burris and Victor Antonelli won the dancing marathon last year at the Trianon Ballroom in Chicago. Janice Ost and Sue Andrews have now obtained great . . . . ” “I'm sorry, sir, but your time is up,” briskly announced the guard. Reporter Fred Haglock slowly walked out of the institution for the mentally deranged, inwardly glad that he was not a member of the “Guide' post” staff, which had just related to him this crazy tale. —Robert Wagner. [Page 29]

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BUT THEN . . . WE MUST going to high school, trying to pass American Problems while Anna Ho-wanick has obtained her Master’s Degree at Harvard. Bill Kraus is teaching public speaking in high school because ‘Jo’ Wible was married. Vernon Smith is in the moving business with ‘Russ’ Miller as his assistant. Now since women have entered politics in America—Jean Schaar, Hope Blankenhorn, and Leila Hartline are prominent members of the Senate. And for famous eastern food served in the southern manner, ‘Trammell’s Chicken House’ is hard to beat. Lena Cato, Doris Malone, and Anna Golden are the chief cooks, and, by the way, eating with your fingers is permissible. And then in the literary world, we find Ann Cuneo, writer of light, sparkling stories, while the pipe-smoking Gleen Schnittke composes mysteries. Ruth Alleshouse is attempting to write dramatical poems for the ‘Ladies Home Journal’. We hate to mention it but Earl Klingensmith is a feature writer for ‘The Police Gazette'. Waldine Grove married and up to the present time, she has had only nine brawls with her husband. When the annual went to press, Idabel Winkler’s boy friend has been going steady with her for three years, two months, and fourteen days, so he’s about due to pop the question. Gene Uebel is giving Sonja Heine a race for her skating crown while William Groh's ‘Wildcats' are playing semi-pro baseball in the One-Eye League. Did you ever catch a private secretary taking dictation off the bosses’ lap? Ask Helen Boich or Helen Kuhns about that particular little matter. Kingie, if you ever need an operation, Dr. Donald Horn will perform it painlessly. But if it does hurt a little bit, Evelyn Fox, his nurse, will alter the pain with that pleasant smile she possesses. Caroline Jewell and Leila Kinsey are also studying nursing, but at the present time, they are still at the ‘bucket and scrub’ stage. Don Jentes is a pretzel bender in the ‘Johnson Pastry Shoppee'. Wilma Rufener, a member of the Shoppee, has originated a new ‘six bite’ pie for her proprietor. Clyde Maurer is running a ‘Hamburg Palace’ with Susie Fulk as ‘Mistress of the Kitchen’. Then to include the finer arts, Mary Evelyn Hall is doing interpretations at Radio City Music Hall in New York. Tom Moore is studying art in Venice with Louise Rinehart as his petite model. Singing dramatic songs of the Helen Morgan type is now the life work of Lucille Carney who may be [Page 28]

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ACROSS THE HALL . . WE FIND MISS FLORENCE KEUERLEBER . . . Western Reserve . . . French . . . Latin . . . fluently spoken . . . capably taught . . . room 24 . . . six times daily ... in the upper left corner . . . one of her Latin classes. Parlez'vous francais? . . . this group does . . . French Club . . . composed of second year French students . . . meetings every three weeks . . . stories . . . songs .... reports . . . games . . . business meetings ... all in French . . . planning . . . each student writes his own part . . rehearsals ... a French play is presented in assembly . . . well received . . . credit for organization and success of the club is due Miss Keuerleber. OFFICERS President..... Vice-President. Secretary..... T reasurer.... David Horn .Evelyn Fox Ruth Curtis .Betty Braun [Page 30]