Dover High School - Swirl Yearbook (Dover, OH)

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BUT THEN . . . WE MUST going to high school, trying to pass American Problems while Anna Ho-wanick has obtained her Master’s Degree at Harvard. Bill Kraus is teaching public speaking in high school because ‘Jo’ Wible was married. Vernon Smith is in the moving business with ‘Russ’ Miller as his assistant. Now since women have entered politics in America—Jean Schaar, Hope Blankenhorn, and Leila Hartline are prominent members of the Senate. And for famous eastern food served in the southern manner, ‘Trammell’s Chicken House’ is hard to beat. Lena Cato, Doris Malone, and Anna Golden are the chief cooks, and, by the way, eating with your fingers is permissible. And then in the literary world, we find Ann Cuneo, writer of light, sparkling stories, while the pipe-smoking Gleen Schnittke composes mysteries. Ruth Alleshouse is attempting to write dramatical poems for the ‘Ladies Home Journal’. We hate to mention it but Earl Klingensmith is a feature writer for ‘The Police Gazette'. Waldine Grove married and up to the present time, she has had only nine brawls with her husband. When the annual went to press, Idabel Winkler’s boy friend has been going steady with her for three years, two months, and fourteen days, so he’s about due to pop the question. Gene Uebel is giving Sonja Heine a race for her skating crown while William Groh's ‘Wildcats' are playing semi-pro baseball in the One-Eye League. Did you ever catch a private secretary taking dictation off the bosses’ lap? Ask Helen Boich or Helen Kuhns about that particular little matter. Kingie, if you ever need an operation, Dr. Donald Horn will perform it painlessly. But if it does hurt a little bit, Evelyn Fox, his nurse, will alter the pain with that pleasant smile she possesses. Caroline Jewell and Leila Kinsey are also studying nursing, but at the present time, they are still at the ‘bucket and scrub’ stage. Don Jentes is a pretzel bender in the ‘Johnson Pastry Shoppee'. Wilma Rufener, a member of the Shoppee, has originated a new ‘six bite’ pie for her proprietor. Clyde Maurer is running a ‘Hamburg Palace’ with Susie Fulk as ‘Mistress of the Kitchen’. Then to include the finer arts, Mary Evelyn Hall is doing interpretations at Radio City Music Hall in New York. Tom Moore is studying art in Venice with Louise Rinehart as his petite model. Singing dramatic songs of the Helen Morgan type is now the life work of Lucille Carney who may be [Page 28]

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PORTRAYED BY . . R. P. W. melody of loveliness, Doris Soley and comedienne, Martha Lind. Also con' nected with Hattery’s establishment is ‘Speed’ Lanzer, ambulance driver, and ‘Corpse’ Hinig, and ‘No Hope' Reddaway, embalmers deluxe. Every Sunday morning over this station you can hear the ‘Vesper Hour’ lead by Rev. McGirr and assistant Revs. Herbert Kinser and Sterling Stone. Some of these lads and lassies have trod the nuptial aisle. The Evans boys, Charles and Dave, married Maxine Mason and Norma Ringheimer respectively, about two years ago. The wedding was a public affair held at Tuscora park, and it was sponsored by the ‘Belknap, Benson, and Burton Blowout Palace.’ Flowers were furnished by the ‘Violet Lieser Posey Shoppee' and gowns were styled by English. The affair was a tremendous success. After the ‘hitchup’, the wedding was celebrated at ‘Greene’s (Lela) Inn’ where ‘Forney’s Syncopators’ were holding a jam session. The orchestra consisted of Tom Dickerson, Albert Rimer, Bob Mizer, Art Petricola and Howard Schick. ‘Buss’ Trubey did the vocals, and Maxine Wagner and Janice Carpenter gave a Russian ballet dance. Many unusual vocations have been followed by the ‘Guidepost’ class. ‘Horn’s Dog Tavern’ is a popular rendezvous for Ohio’s tourists, while George Stancu and Wayne Dessecker mystified the world by their discovery of ‘stickless’ chewing gum. Joe Youmans and Dale Stevenson are doing a prosperous business growing mushrooms near Pinchey Point, while Wayne Haas has established a ‘No Bone’ cattle farm. Wilbur Fox is touring the country as ‘The Human Bear’. Webb eats a pound of candy, then crawls into a box to sleep for thirty days. Then there was the great tragedy of ‘41.’ The magnificent liner ‘She-sank' commanded by Capt. George Little Bliss sank off Dover Bay. The list of fatal casualties is as follows: Donald Hawk, Mary Burgess, Edna Watson, Ralph Rufener, Karl Moser, Doris Lantzer, Carmen Ianelli, Doris Lawyer, and Willard Carpenter. It was said Doris Lawyer and Ralph Rufener sank below the surface in each other’s arms. Dale Kinsey was arrested and put into prison for taking a candid camera shot at ‘The Walter Davis Follies’. Members of the feature chorus include Marcella Sewell, Ruth Curtis, Mildred Hughes, June Grimm, Ethel Diehl, Loretta Klein, and Gladys Archinal. Every night after the show you can find Tom Rees and Talmadge Yockey waiting for their loves. Are you getting bored, Kingie? Well, stick by me because we only have fifty'one more names to go. Harold Smith and Albert Zuchegno are still

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MOVE ALONG FOR heard nightly over station WABC, New York with Marjorie Meek as her accompanist. Madame Bertha Braun is now acclaimed by all the better critics as the piano virtuoso of the Twentieth Century. Elden Krantz and Gene Fisher have started a dairy farm. The dairy' maids who enlighten the quaint old farm are Vanetta Maggard and Henri' etta Betsacon. William Rieger churns the buttermilk with the greatest of ease while David Horn dips out ice cream for the weary travellers. Among the lassies who are still treading the wheels of college are Ladea Nicholas and Isabelle Kropp. Ruth Burris and Victor Antonelli won the dancing marathon last year at the Trianon Ballroom in Chicago. Janice Ost and Sue Andrews have now obtained great . . . . ” “I'm sorry, sir, but your time is up,” briskly announced the guard. Reporter Fred Haglock slowly walked out of the institution for the mentally deranged, inwardly glad that he was not a member of the “Guide' post” staff, which had just related to him this crazy tale. —Robert Wagner. [Page 29]