Dover High School - Swirl Yearbook (Dover, OH)

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IMAGINATIVE . . . ESPECIALLY AS THE SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY Boonvda'da'boom, Boom'da'da-boom, . . . swing it . . . anytime, anyplace . . . rhythm everywhere . . . swaying figures . . . monotonous chanting of . . . eat white men .. . eat white men ... eat white men . . . eat white men. The famed exploress, Evelyn Warther was nervous. King Twedetwidee of the elite South African Twedetwidees, was raging in furious dissention. Warther’s South African Expedition, composed of “Danie” McVay, “Red” Youngen, “Margy” Huff, “Buck” Reeves, “Zoarville” Feller, “Straight' print” Klyne, “Baldie Gibbs, “Buckshot” Lieser, “Romeo” Everett, and “Bugger” Wagner, had suddenly invaded Twedetwidees prosperous king' dom. About fifty shiny savages were doing a “swing' number around a large, roaring campfire while the king’s aides sharpened long, gleaming knives. “Margy” Huff was making panther eyes at the king, but it was use-less. “Buck” Reeves, the only practical boy in the crowd, tried to reason with the old boy. “Kingie, what do you want? ‘Baldie’ can fiddle for you, ‘Straight'print’ Klyne will draw your profile, or ‘Bugger’ can tell you crazy stories. What more could you want?” “No good, want to eat,” replied the king. “Show him some of those blondes in the ‘Guidepost’,” nervously sug' gested “Red” Youngen. That’s where all the trouble started. The king was so fascinated by the pictures that he commanded us to tell him about them. It’s a long story, but we might as well start right now . . . “King, these two handsome boys started the famous ‘Greco'Dinolfo Spa-ghetti Company’ with the motto ‘we guarantee a meatball in every can’. A few years ago though, Robert Heintz bought out the company and changed his company’s slogan from ‘57’ to ‘58’ varieties. See this pretty girl. Her name is Geraldine von Seeger. (No, I’m sorry, but I don’t know her telephone number.) Geraldine swayed Hollywood, because her kisses even made Robert Taylor sigh with envy. Her twin brother, Gerald, has taken up politics. Together, with the silver tongued orator Riley of the famed Class of ’36, Gerald organized a ‘No Puli’ party, guaranteed to end the corruption in politics. You probably have listened to station SOS over your short wave radio, Kingie. SOS is operated by the famous radio addict, Glenwood Grewell. Their feature program ‘Hattery’s Funeral Swing Session’ stars that little [Page 26]

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FACTS THE FUTURE . . . President...... Vice-president. Secretary...... T reasurer..... Historian...... Editor-in-chief. CLASS OFFICERS ..................Junior Youngen .....................Billy Kraus .....................Martha Lind ...................Margaret Huff .....................Dane McVay ..................Evelyn Warther Class Colors—Blue and silver. Class Flower—Gardenia. Motto—Live and learn. HIGHLY [Page 25]

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PORTRAYED BY . . R. P. W. melody of loveliness, Doris Soley and comedienne, Martha Lind. Also con' nected with Hattery’s establishment is ‘Speed’ Lanzer, ambulance driver, and ‘Corpse’ Hinig, and ‘No Hope' Reddaway, embalmers deluxe. Every Sunday morning over this station you can hear the ‘Vesper Hour’ lead by Rev. McGirr and assistant Revs. Herbert Kinser and Sterling Stone. Some of these lads and lassies have trod the nuptial aisle. The Evans boys, Charles and Dave, married Maxine Mason and Norma Ringheimer respectively, about two years ago. The wedding was a public affair held at Tuscora park, and it was sponsored by the ‘Belknap, Benson, and Burton Blowout Palace.’ Flowers were furnished by the ‘Violet Lieser Posey Shoppee' and gowns were styled by English. The affair was a tremendous success. After the ‘hitchup’, the wedding was celebrated at ‘Greene’s (Lela) Inn’ where ‘Forney’s Syncopators’ were holding a jam session. The orchestra consisted of Tom Dickerson, Albert Rimer, Bob Mizer, Art Petricola and Howard Schick. ‘Buss’ Trubey did the vocals, and Maxine Wagner and Janice Carpenter gave a Russian ballet dance. Many unusual vocations have been followed by the ‘Guidepost’ class. ‘Horn’s Dog Tavern’ is a popular rendezvous for Ohio’s tourists, while George Stancu and Wayne Dessecker mystified the world by their discovery of ‘stickless’ chewing gum. Joe Youmans and Dale Stevenson are doing a prosperous business growing mushrooms near Pinchey Point, while Wayne Haas has established a ‘No Bone’ cattle farm. Wilbur Fox is touring the country as ‘The Human Bear’. Webb eats a pound of candy, then crawls into a box to sleep for thirty days. Then there was the great tragedy of ‘41.’ The magnificent liner ‘She-sank' commanded by Capt. George Little Bliss sank off Dover Bay. The list of fatal casualties is as follows: Donald Hawk, Mary Burgess, Edna Watson, Ralph Rufener, Karl Moser, Doris Lantzer, Carmen Ianelli, Doris Lawyer, and Willard Carpenter. It was said Doris Lawyer and Ralph Rufener sank below the surface in each other’s arms. Dale Kinsey was arrested and put into prison for taking a candid camera shot at ‘The Walter Davis Follies’. Members of the feature chorus include Marcella Sewell, Ruth Curtis, Mildred Hughes, June Grimm, Ethel Diehl, Loretta Klein, and Gladys Archinal. Every night after the show you can find Tom Rees and Talmadge Yockey waiting for their loves. Are you getting bored, Kingie? Well, stick by me because we only have fifty'one more names to go. Harold Smith and Albert Zuchegno are still