Dothan High School - Gargoyle Yearbook (Dothan, AL)

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g?t' LITTLE THINGS IT WOULD NEVER DO TO TELL Why Mr. Baker bought five copies of the ttGargoyle? Why we lost the last football game. Where Miss Pelham got her Ford. Who voted for themselves in the uths Whoii contest. Why Miss Steele never leads in chapel. Why our principal likes Georgia peaches. Who took the two dollars and flfty cents. Who the D. F35 are. Why Mr. Ansley bought a Dodge. Who the Bonehead is. Who gave Miss Striplin her diamond. Why so many boys hunk out. Why the girls stopped painting. Who ttMiss Airyh is. Why Katherine Helms didnit bob her hair. Who broke the fountain. Why Miss Williams loses her voice. Who sent Mr. Farris that valentine. Where Miss Bryanfs temper is. Why James Stapleton likes Rose Hill. Why James Spann has changed his route home. Who wrote Mr. Ansley,s dictionary. What influenced Fred Hodges to become a itjelly-bean. Why Susie Green remains at school later than necessary. Why Laura Howell is interested in the banking business. Why Marcellus Spann remembers his trip to Montgomery. Why Miss Long teaches gymnastics. How Tom Lane won Miss Pelhanfs undying affection. Why the Violet is G. T. Cooper,s favorite flower. Who wrote this. ADS WANTED-Some soft feather pillows to use in chemistry class.-The Juniors. INSOMNIA CUREDeTreatment guaranteed to make you sleep during les- sonnejim Stapleton. y READettHow to Get By at School? by the ttBonehead WonderWeRaIph Vaughn. NOTICE Try our music; good for funerals.eD. H. S. Orchestra. READ THISeLooklikeme Beauty Parlor! I have spent sixteen years try- ing to improve my looks. No results so far. Let me try youeFreddie Pilcher. 'LISTENeDress flashy and be a Society Lion! Let me be your haherdasher. .I am my own reference-my own walking advertisement.-J0hn Mac Brown. NOTICEeSend us one dollar and we will tell you how to live without eate ingeTed Riley and Robert Morris. WANTEDeSome one to carry time in the Boysi Glee Club. Place now va- cant. Must be a strong man with no physical defects. See Harry Brown. ue- MM 7 , mr..m,,1uu.-L2

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THE SHAKESPEAREAN CLUB By a Browning Purpose: To kill time. Motto: iiCrooki or get crooked? Flower: Forget-me-not. Favorite Objection: Work. Chief Idea: Something for nothing. Affiliated with the Loaferis Union. Dues: Credit if possible. No checks cashed. Drink at your own expense. Membership: See register at Police Headquarters. 7! THE BROWNING CLUB By a Shakespearean Purpose: To get by. Motto: Right is wr 011g? Flower:Dobgfenne1 Highest ambiti0n:10 SUCCESSFULLY imitate the Shakespeareans Ability: Consult banki upt statistics. Rules to he observed at all times: 1. Donit hit till he turns his back. 2. Always have your crowbar with you. 3. Guide your own conscience. Complete list of members. affiliated organizations, and past records will he furnished upon application to the U. S. Department of Justice. If inside information he desired. consult William J. Burns 01' Sherlock Holmes. .1311? ll 9 -S?-- x-n