Dorchester High School - Dorhian Yearbook (Dorchester, WI)

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Class Will We the class of 1954, la the town of Dorchester, the oounty of Clark, and the state of Wisconsin, being in as good Mental condition as usual, and in much better temper than usual, do hereby make this, our last will and testament, rendering void and of nh avail any former will or wills that may have been pre- viously made by us during a period of temporary optimism. Although, beingaa psychologically complex as befits a Senior Class, we consist of twenty separate and distlnot entities, or what have you, we are in suoh com- plete accord, thinking alike, and seldom, that the editorial—now, alas, fune- real— we will be used to denote our oolleotive entity throughout this doou ment. We feel that our brilliant reoord and our unusual achievements will live after us, but, not wishing to take any ohanoes, we suggest that a tablet, on whioh shall be inscribed our several names and a few of our most astounding deeds,be purchased and placed in the Dorohester Memorial Hall in a position where it will strike the eye of all who enter. And in this manner do we dispose of our possessions: lb Mr. Zler we extend our thanks for being our guide and advisor on our annual and so making it possible to have one. To Mr. Schwierske we will all the leftovers from the kitchen next year, espe- cially the cheese and lemon pudding. To Mrs. ourenson we will all the Senior literature books. To Mr. Forsyth we will all the remains of our senior class to add to his col- lection. To Mr. Mosbaek we will our quiet attitude and good behavior. To Mr. Wunsch we will our good examples to hand to the underclassmen, lb Mrs. Pope we will our physical ability in Phy. Ed. To Mr. Larson, the Janitor we will all the noise we have made going through the halls, together with all our text books for fire wood next winter. lb the school in general we leave the unoomfortable chairs, creaking doors, broken desks, hanging windows, etc. lb the Juniors we bequeath our ability to pull the wool over the teaohers eyes. May the wool stay there all through your senior year, otherwise you 11 never make the grade. To the Sophomore Class we give and bequeath our extraordinary oomph and humor so they can keep up the spirit of the school. lb the Freshman Class he will our good looks, our bravery and ability to study. lb the coming, green, good natured, long suffering freshmanwe leave this pack- age in the hope that the contents may enable them to develop into seniors equal- ly as brilliant as we. (content of package is a bottle of milk.) And in this manner do we dispose of our possessions: I, Qene Busse, will my glasses to the pawn shop. I, Ronnie Busse, leave y romatic abilities as a Romeo to Norbert Schumacher although we wonder if he actually needs it. I, LaVon Doberstein, will my four years of hard work to Ray Copeland. I, Roberta Hollman, will say I do.