Dorchester High School for Boys - Red and Black Yearbook (Dorchester, MA)

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Room COUNCILLORS ...ali -1-'iQ 'Y Class Prophecy Ay fahn ebtnlifflf am and Qhafzfed 14. gadlwfck, fa. On a hot day in june everybody is wondering what will become of the members of the Senior Class of 1949 in 10 years. Due to the invention of a Future Televisor, the only one of its kind in the world, for so the man told usj Cunning- ham and Bostwick can now tell Seniors for only three slightly-used cigarette butts fpreferably Koolsj what they will be doing a decade from the present. As we gaze into this Wonderful instrument, We see Al Marchionda, who is backing a play writ- ten by Johnnie Buttner, starring Ed Castelnovo. Some of the overpaid actors in the play are Don Himelrick and jack joyce, jr. One of his star comics is Steve Gaffney, who has replaced Mike Sacks. Across the way, in Red Cheyneis Bou- dini Bird Club,', we see jake Bebop,' Hannais Nuts and Boltsv and doing the vocals is Danny Duhro. And whom do we see in the audience but Frank KLOVGIR, Cooper with a babe in each arm, and Basil Ente, the well-known gambler, with his bodyguards, Paul Coghlan, Fred Bloom, and joe De Chane. Senator fnever refuse a buckj Kelleher was indicted today by the House Committee on Unamerican Activities for forging illegal base- ball passes. His only comment Was Well-.' The presiding judge was Grey Coggin and the jury consisted of Al Hambleton, Charlie Hewitt, Aaron Hill, Charlie Duffy, Bill Figgins, and George Foulsham. The foreman of the jury was Paul Hogan. The prosecuting attorney was Artery Hurley and counsel for the defense was Dick Conboy. Members of the Montana Morous Baseball Club will press charges. They are Bill flst Sackerl Cahill, Ernie ton the Moundj Ganemg Vinnie fhot Cornerj Milano, and Hymie fon the dimej Henderson. Leon Musclesv Baker is now a physical cul- ture instructor. His Hrst client is Tee-niei' Barden. joe Moran has opened his third self- service drug store with Heshy Baker as manager. joe needed a quick, fast thinking man for the job. His other two managers are Phil Peters and Saul Medoff. Professors joe Coghlan and Paul Degnan, Ph.D., M.A., B.A.g T.D.g and P.U. RED AND BLACK 33

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Class Will by ,JW Q. came In the darkest corner of the dungeon of Dun- bar a group has assembled to head the reading of the last will and testament of the senior class of 1949. Present are the members of the faculty and undergrads. The reading is being done by Mr. Walter McLean, an eminent authority on myriad things. A hush falls over the group as he starts to talk. It reads as follows: We, the senior class of 1949, being of so-called sound mind and body, and having completed our courses in the fine arts of roaring, rioting, and razzing fthe 3 Risk do hereby bequeath the fol- lowing to our now former instructors. To Mr. Reed-Our sincere appreciation for the help and guidance he has given us while we attended D. H. S. B. To Mr. McLean - A gas mask and a bottle of germicide so he wonit contract any germs from nearby Robertis Field. To Mr. Deeley- An entire school year's sup- ply of coughdropis for that laryngitis. To Mr. Watts-Good hunting on his lake full of blamed old ducks. To Mr. Desmond - Relief from that old back- ache. To Mr. Alemi - For his future students - some of De Maupassantis short French stories. To Mr. Wellings - A cyclotron to make atomic bombs for the disposal of intown schools. To Mr. Tarr - To complete a year and End all the drafting material still in the room. To Mr. Goulston-A senior class which will not play hookey in the last few months of school. To Mr. Bonney - A loudspeaker to warn the boys to stay out of that favorite smoking em- porium. To Mr. Milward - The introduction of his students to the famous Spanish book The Colden Hawk. To Mr. Reardon-Some new jokes for his math classes. To Mr. Sandburg - An attentive class that will listen to his words of wisdom. To Mr. Campbell- A student who will some day turn out to be an entomologist QBug-loverj. 32 BED AND BLACK To Mr. Mahaney-Some more sad stories of what will happen if you donit do right by him. To Mr. Doe -A chemical process in the art of making cheese. To Mr. Barry-A gentleman whom you will please bear in mind. To Mr. Lawton - A course in the art of spell- ing. To Mr. Rau-just one quiet, conservative, studious and well-mannered woodbutcher. To Mr. Renehan - Some stiff crossword puz- zles. To Mr. Buckley -Some jazz records to play while hearing as assembly. To Mr. Pendergast- Just for once to have a track team that will win a meet. To Major McCluskey - A small Oscar for the spirit of West Point - and those immortal words, Discipline is the foundation of military suc- cess. - To the undergraduates - We leave to you the job of completing the tunnel to. girlis high. And with this we close the last will and testa- ment of the class of 49 for all time to come. I Mn. NVALTER L. MCLEAN Head of Commercial Department

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have collaborated with Professor George Cud- more, famous biologist, and discovered a way to ffnjake synthetic cheese out of old. Gremlin,' jerseys. After ten years joe Kelley and Don Servaes have decided that math is just a lot of Bunk.', We see that Cubelewich's Rainbow is enjoying its third year on Broadway with Gus Schwehr as manager. The music is written by Pete Davidson and lyrics by Charlie Corleto. Kenny Lover Boyv Kine has the leading role. That big contractor, john Sullivan, is build- ing a bridge from Boston to Dublin, designed by Harry Cohen. Some of the boys working on the bridge, who have been drinking Boot- legger jim Donovan,s aAnti-Freezef, are Bill Spinney, Vic Rosa, Bob Pitts, Abe Salzman, jim Roach, and Clint Harrington. Specsv McCarthy, who owns a gambling casino, has cleaned john Bracken, Dick Tonsberg, Pete Berlo, and Vinny Collins out of their week's pay. Look! There's a big, grey building. It's D. H. S. B. and the inmates are wearing ties, probably due to the new warden, jerry Collins. Look at some of the guards - Bob Stewart, Chuck Swarbrick, Frank Theall, and Dick Tobin. NVell, Well! There,s Luke Lucas and his assistants Dick Regan, Doc Sweeney, Bill Quigley, and Buddy O'Bryan-all changing burnt-out light bulbs in the old Academy. Glancing through the shops, we see they have been taken over by Bobbie Robillard, Dannie O'Toole, and Eddie Kapust. It looks like the Scandal Sheet has been taken over by Charlie Collins since Bunkie,' caught the gravy train. We now leave the Academy to take a look at the sports world. Tonight joe Muscles,' May will iight Leo Killer,' Mooney in the main bout at the Garden, the winner to fight Bed Maloney for the heavy-weight crown. It is rumored that Little,' joe Delano, public enemy No. 1 and his side kick, Bill McDonald, who is notori- ous for his lollipop running, will attend. Larry Half-Courtv Bushey, Dick in the bucketv Tracy, and Torn, never missy jolley are stars for the Celtics. Larry is captain. Those two radio magnates, Ernie Danos and Skeets Alex have just hired Ed Doherty and Dave Hall as announcers. Charlie Delaney, president of the First National Stores, and his vice-presi- 34 RED AND BLACK dent, juice,' Dole, have just decided to take Walter Devaney into the business as a general manager. Bill Dowd and Pudd Leary are stock boys for this fast-growing business. Fathers joe McNamara and jim Burke have organized a boys, club with Herring,' MacDonald teaching the youngsters how to grow their hair like his. jack Butler and joe Faherty own a ranch almost as big as Texas and have taken john Conlon, Tim Curran, Bob Mason, and Tex Pipa as cowhands. Bob Lawlor, now owner and pub- lisher of the Boston-Dorchester Argus,', has given jobs to Ron Brake and Hal Maloney as Cartoonists. Nelson Ingram, now manager of the Codman Square Theatre, has made Art Douglas head usher with a three cent rise in pay. Paul Wil- son, head of the F. B. I., and his right and left hand men, Dick Souza and Dan Sirkin, were last seen chasing Bill McNamara and Bob johnson for kidnaping that millionaire philanthropist, Harry Douglas. Egad! How disgusting! Herb Corrnan is working for a living while one of his classmates, Bob Duncan, is still sleeping! Colonel Charlie Carnell, U.S.M.C.R. has just complained to rep- resentative, Bob Mulligan, about jim judge helping Al Campbell carry on a romance with his girl. There's Kinko King making violent love to one of the women at the Women's Club where jerry Godfrey works. Bob Donovan, Bill Devine, and Bill Gallagher are American representatives in the ,59 Olympics. The two Reddingtons, Walter and Red, have opened up a Date with Girls Bureau at reason- able rates. Dick jollimore, Windy Guilfoyle, Larry Kelley, and jack Keane are steady cus- tomers. George Fore Bongaards is still tak- ing golf lessons from Mr. Doe. And now Bostwick turns to Cunningham and says, Isn,t that you, Cunningham? And Cun- ningham, staring in amazement, sees himself still studying to be a C. P. A., at D. H. S. B. Then he gives the machine a vicious kick and Bostwick never gets to see what he will be doing ten years hence. However, Cunningham, with a Television hangover, sees Bostwick swabbing decks somewhere, and these decks are not cards.