Dolliver High School - Hi Lites Yearbook (Dolliver, IA)

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the football team but declded to concentrate on the cheerleaders 1nstead Ronny l1ked hxs hI'St two years so ucll he dcc1ded to stay and now has taken 98 4f6 of the courses offered He IS now engaged 1n choosmg hls next school as of course he wants a favorable rat1o of g1rls Ronny plans to go 1n to mot1on study after bemg the flrst man to go to the moon and he can't flgure out why glrls look the w xy they do whlle Walklng Dale entered farmmg but on a sc1ent1f1c bas1s After start1ng w1th noth1ng but a '56 Chevy he has expanded unt1l he now owns the largest da1ry herd 1n Iowa He has hzred so many people , the populat1on of Doll1x er has doubled Th1s caused the c1ty fathers to construct a new school theater skatmg rmk and sw1mm1ng pool Doll1ver IS now the most prosperous town for mlles around and youth fron surroundmg towns come here exery nlght Dale IS not sat1sf1ed, however, and IS now makmg plans to start a ch1cken ranch the largest 1n Iowa wh1ch w1ll produce 5,498 eggs an hour It's no use slghed the freshman ' All these people are too old to help me I'm lost lost and I'll d1e here ' Just a mlnute snapped W1tch Hazel I'll try spell number 43 wluch 1S very powerful It's way 1n the back of the book and no one 1S supposed to do It but very old experlenced hags but I'll try anyth1ng to get r1d of you The spell was cast The words were spoken A huge cloud of smoke appeared A clap of thunder chosen career beyond her w1ldest dreams and now 1S the owner of La Helene's the most ex clusne and CXPCHSIVG store 1n Fzurmont All her clerks wear black sheath dresses and sl1nk tl1rough the store w1th a slngle red rose ln the1r ha1r Madame Hunt can be found there only on Tuesday and Fr1day afternoons but IS easlly reeogmzed by her halr wluch she had dyed red to match the 1nter 1or decorat1on She has vowed never to rest t1ll hers 1S the most exclus1ve and expens1ve store 1n all of M1nnesota Sharon Ferggson IS next She flrushed the tune month course at Mankato Commerc1al College 1n 3 112 months by perfect1ng a system of ex1st1ng on only 4 hours of sleep a rught After extenslve test1ng she can now guarantee It to anyone who does not seem to have enough t1me at rught Sharon IS now pr1vate secretary to Mr John Snuth the head of McNagle Archlbald Hermanson, and NcFloozle whe re her latest ass1g'nment took her to Flomda to lnvestlgate why sales of the hrm's product flong red underwearj had fallen off 493 1116921 The next f1gure was another falnlllar one Sharon Anne Lllland She majored 1n home economlcs at Iowa State and was chosen MISS Freckle Face of 1960' and offered a mov1e contract to replace Dor1s Day She has ut1l1zed her tralnmg 1n an unusual way The Colgate Company lured her to work ln the1r test1ng laboratorles They test the1r new types of freckle removers on her A m1l11on dollar bonus has been offered to anyone who can succeed 1n remov1ng even one of her freckles That's the last semor walled the green eared freshman ' and you haven't even gotten the year r1ght yet I'll never get home I'll d1e and be lost forever and my body w1ll clutter up your forest Oh shut up sa1d the w1tch I guess I'll have to take you back to DHS myself You know, I used to teach there v 1. ' ' l , ' . 7 . ' . X . . Y , L y . . . - . . . , ' f ' vv ,, j , . G . . . . . . . 1 , . . . I . . ' Y I ' . . , . , . . u YY IV ' I 9 ' ' 9 ! ' v ll ' IV ' YI ' ' , . , . I ' 9 7 ' ' YY burst in the eastern sky, and Helen Hunt appeared dressed in black. She has succeeded in her ' ' ,vu - 4 . , . . . . , . . - I I ' ' . I ! l 9 , . H ' I ' ! vv ' vv ' -1 v . Q 7 . . . . H . . , , H ll ' ' U 9 9 ' I H

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The freshman's heart bnghtened I could lass you for th1s he sa1d Don't sa.1d the w1tch ' you're too young We'll try spell number 2 mstead When I say the maglc words a person of your own t1me should appear to escort you back to the school but be careful The spells are so powerful you w1ll be able to see everythmg about the people who m1ght appear The spell was cast The maglc words were spoken W1sps of smoke curled around the w1tch' pomted ears Suddenly m a flash of f1re four flgures appeared Hurray' the freshman cned I know them ' But then Joy turned to despalr It's not the r1ght year he told the w1tch These glrls were all semors where I come from and now they're much older Look at Lo1s Herum She wanted to be an elementary teacher Now look at her She went to college and enJoyed her practxce teachmg so much she stayed to take her semor year over four tlmes After bemg chosen Amerlcan Teacher of the Year m 1965 she accepted a pos1t1on teachmg 17 492 ch1ldren every day by means of telev1s1on She would be completely happy except for one tlung she couldn't control her own ch1ldren and all eleven ended up 1n reform school And the re's Karen Slmmer She's rumung a huge clucken and turkey farm all by herself Be cause she needed so much labor sav1ng machmery she started a factory to make her own, and now owns 9492, of the factorles 1n the state of Iowa Her coops are the most modern 1n the world Re search IS vxtal also and a clucken w1th four legs and no neck IS now under development ' Who's the next one? asked the w1tch as the shadowy f1gure floated by Oh 1t's Patsy Stow She's the owner and operator of a supersomc bowl1ng alley, and her motto IS We guarantee no gutter balls fNo gutters J Every alley has lugh walls w1th an opemng Just w1de enough for the pms so nobody's feelmgs w1ll feel hurt by not h.1tt1ng p1ns She awards a free plnball game for each 300 game Her busmess 1S thr1v1ng, as she now has two alleys and 60 pmball machmes Tlus IS devastat1ng, cr1ed 1tch Hazel I can' seem to get the year qlute r1gh Th1s IS Donna Cra1g, ' sald the freshman She dec1ded to become a beauty operator 1n her spare tlme Q daysj Her mghts cont1nue to be busy After attendmg a short fue year beauty course she opened her own shop 1n the thr1v1ng commumty of Armstrong Her motto Young Hags fr Old Hags ' was chosen Motto of the Year by the Natlonal Soc1ety of Halrdressers M1ss Cra1g hn pnvate hfe a Mrs J speclallzes 1n the patented 'Satelhte Cut w1th three clusters of curls rn th front and over each ear Th1s IS dxsgustmg the w1tch remarked gloom1ly I'll try spell number 7 a favor1te of g1rl wltches It's guaranteed to produce boys 1f done correctly The spell was cast It works ' cr1ed the freshman after the mag1c words had been spoken There's Calx ln Zw1efel' He want to Mankato State College where he captamed the baseball football track sw1mm1ng golf hockey and chess teams Delta Delta Delta soror1ty made lum an honorary member as a result of lus exp1o1ts He then began to coach at the Grldley Gruver Consohdated School, and now owns e unusual record of 3 w1ns and 464 losses As soon as he f1nds a gxrl who w1ll guarantee hlm enough boys 'md only boys to make a basketball team he plans to be marrled There are Ronald Sampson and Dale Holl too' Ronny went to Estherv1lle Jumor College where especlally enjoyed the study of geometry chem1stry and women He toyed wlth the 1dea of jO1l11l'1g . ,, . . H . . , . ll vv ' ' 1 ' 1 1 ' ' 1 . . . . S . , , . vu vu ' vu ' ' . . - . . H . ,, . . 1 ' n . . . . . . H . . . . 0 1 , - -.. . I l - 0 l - . . . . . , , n ll ' ' . Q , . . ,, g .. . . . . , . . . . ,, . H . . . ,, . . . . ,, W . t t. . . . , . . . . . . . . . 7 - . - . . . . . , Om , . . . . . , . . e VY . ,, . . . - . . . . X , , ..- ' ' H . . . ,, . . ,. . . , . 9 1 9 1 . . - th . - vw 1 C 1 1 ' ll - - , . 1 1 '

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