Divide High School - Trojan Yearbook (Nolan, TX)

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, SENIOR GLASS WILL Being of sound mind and body, we, the Seniors of Divide High School, class of 1942, do herein will and bequeath to our next of kin ethe beloved Juniorseo the following slightly used and.caste off articles' ' I, Warren, leave to Milton the key to the lock on Elliotths yard gate. Oil the hinges to avoid all squeaking. A I Junior, shall hand to Ruben WYeggerW my prescribed diet, hoping that he thrives on it as'I have. I, Johnny, bequeath to Harold my Wway with th' womenweeithll slay hem. ' - I, Lois, leave an old friend, Harold M., to Louise. Treat him kindly and Hsoftesoap h'-' him me he likes that. I, Robert, will to J. C. my Dixieelovee-get her in early tho . I, Dyer, leave to Everett all the old cigarette butts. It takes just 7 to make a good cig. Roll your own, Jones-no humming. I, Ansalee, leave to Joyce my pride in the army and my love for the farm. I, Vefdelie, give WLouy' to Nell. He's dangerous, Nell. I, Glen, will all my worn out wise cracks to Elton. iThey were all good ones, once. I, Oleta, leave to Imogene all my English exam papers. The Judge will use the same questions next yeareelook up the answers though before turning them in. I, Arlena, leave to Thelma Jean my four A. M. dates. Donit tell your dad, Jean. I, Jack, bequeath to Mae B. the managership of the football team. Watoh your oussinh, boys. . I, Jackie, leave to Owen my left hand driving abjlity. Vaudy will teach you, as she did me. I, Wanda Mae leave to Earlene my bag of gigglese-loosen the string, gal. I, Imojean, will to Billie Elliott my panther eye lashes avtl G keep on your side of town, Billie. I Mary. leave Lorene my many ouds of gum fsiightly usedff They are stuck under my old desksa I,,F Van, leave to Betty Jean my cigarette roller. I can roll my own with one hand now. I, Wayne, leave my directions for getting lost when taking the girl friend home to Edward. But donvt lose your 'I1 directions h+h . I, Alvin, bequeath my Cupidhs darts to Cleoe provided you leave Joy alone. ' B I, Winona, in desperation do leave to Geneivee my old-maid ways. Patty is gonna step out, boys. I, G. Van, will to Bertha Nell my boxing gloves. Maybe Dixie will work out with you. And It Bili, leave my entire flock of hens to whoever can .catch them. I N ,

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SENIGR GLASS PROPHGY dIt was on the afternoon of May 18, 1953, that Wanda McKee of Detroit, Mich., private secly. to Henry Ford, received in her mail a copy of The Divide Express, dated May 15, published by Mrs. Wine ona Pool, and containing these itemsz Bill Howard is to be tried next week in New York for bigamy, Bill has found that a wife in every port is not always to the good. Harold Tomorrow is visiting his grand-parents here. His mothm er, formerly Lois Benningfield, is with her husband at Camp Bowie. The rancher John L. Boyd lies in a weakened condition at his fatherVs home as a result of a hunger strike Khe wasn t so fat to begin ani since his fiancee Jean eloped with his best friend, Glen Cook, the rodeo performer. Mr. Cook has recently been confined to the state asylum at Big Spring where he is under the care of Jane Hammonds. Cook was thrown by the rodeo burro, losing both his mind and a valuable watch. The marriage of Van F and Alvin Crawford came as a surprise to everyone. 'The couple will teach H. E. and V. A. at Divide. Clarence Mason, salesman for the Hylton Brewing Coq, was freed yesterday of a charge of bootlegging brandy to the high school girls. Sup t. Jack Reed declared that the guilty person will be found yet, since he knows the girls.can't keep a secret. V Junior Benningfield, widely know as an amateur radio opera ator, received a message last night from Bob BradberrY1,a hermit at the South Pole, stating he just can't face the world again afm ter Oleta turned him down for a preacher's son. Van G tossed her hat into the race for Sheriff this morning. She says: I'm rough, lim tough, and I shoot straight to the jaw. Warren Barton -County Agent, met this morning with the 4eH Club boys. Rumor says he has fallen into a matrimonial noose, with Dixie Barry holding the string. Elsewhere in this issue will be found a letter from missione ary Mary Bruce who, with her husband, is diverting the natives in Brazilian jungles. Wayne Foust, eligible young bachelor, has just signed a twoc year contract with the Chicago Bears footballers. , , Ansalee Lane turned her.car over on Lookout Mt. this morn ing at 3 A. M- but is resting well at Sweetwater Hospital, where lVerdelle.Foust rules the roost as head nurse. Ewery reader should secure a copy of the lagest book on child psychology by Arlena Hanks Barnes. We predict another nonmfiction best seller for this authority on the behavior of' children. Word has been received that Dyer Clayton and his Filipino wife, Hu Ping Cough, have arrived at their banana farm near Manila. Dyer married during the Jap-American war. Jackie McMillan announces the forthcoming rodeo to be held on his Black Hat ranch beginning Monday of next week. N, .