Dickinson College - Microcosm Yearbook (Carlisle, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 421 of the 1908 volume:

i i I I r i 4 I I I i a 1 I I I L E h N Q UIK I V0 LWUME Z Z .uhh -5. UBLISHED 19427 ' E D I T QF-2' GEOGE-P'BECK 'MAN A G E FR' MH? RIC!-lAFiD'GlLEEF'xT To' Leon C. Prince, A. M., LL.B , of the Class of '98, Professor of History and Economics, this volume is respectfully dedicated by the Class of 1908. One of the boys, loved and esteemed by all. LEON C. PRINC1' Greeting. e E make no apology,,in presenting this, the eighteenth volume of THE MICROCOSIVI to our own little world. This book, it is quite evident, was not- compiled by professional book-writers, nor were the editors given . leave of absence by the faculty, that they might edit this volume. Nay verily! our dear instructors have kept us pretty well occupied with other duties. It is not altogether their fault that we have afflicted the college world with this, another annual. Remember, dear reader, we are not presenting for your instruction a treatise on philosophy, science or the isms -we have no such lofty purpose. This book wouldn't elevate anyone and we make no such claim. We aim not to edify or tickle our subscribers-rather would we bring to the sunlight some of their peculiarities. Possibly, in this manner, we can aid some individual, at least, to see himself as others see him. Some one has said, Tell the truth and shame the devil, and you will often surprise him very much. It is our aim to surprise l1im once in a while, but not all the while. We have endeavored to get out the very best MICROCOSM that our limited time and money would permit. It has been our aim to make the art work in this book a feature, and we have expended practically all our extra surplus upon this work. That this volume, edited by the Class of 1908, may stimulate a greater love for our Alma Mater, is the only reward we ask for our efforts. THE EDITORS. lb - f N ,f fm ff! 1 ' W , ,,,,,,,,,, if , - 1 'g p g sL f I-'T-J 1 JIWVE 5' 07 ... ,, - , 1- ff-ifil -itigf-S , 4 -S 'i'g-6' Zgtff 4 H '?'S cg I-Q EDIQTQFPIAL. I BUSINESS STAFF 1 STAFF 5194 fdzzff.,-L, ff yezwmwm-Wk H Em: ' 1 WW' ' ia MWQW ZW!! N M327wfa,f5?W john Shilling. .H. E. Mcwhiimey. J. Merrill Williams Geor e P l . N. W. Sawyer. g au Beck, Uzicf G. Harry Ketterer. Ethel R. Cnrothers. EDITORIAL STAFF. Wm. A. Zerhy. Grwer C. Pm-vls H. Chalmers Stuart. Hnrry L. Seaman. Richard N. Gilbert, Chifj. Chas. D. Powell. Benj. F. Schnppelle. BUSINESS STAFF. AFI Sept. Sept. Sept. Nov. Nov. Dec. Dec. jan. jan. EMM mmlllllllm G-E O CALE N . Fall Term-1906. Feb Friday, Wednesday, Entrance Examination. Thursday, Fall Term begins. Feb. I2, Tuesday, Friday, Y. M. C. A. Reception. Feb. 15, Friday, II, Week of Prayer. Thursday, Thanksgiving Day. Feb. 22, Friday, Friday, Inter-Collegiate Debate. Friday, I2.3O P. M., Fali Term ends. Mar Sam1'daY Mar Tuesday, Winter Term--1907. Tuesday, 8.15 A. M., Winter Term begins. Mar Friday, Thursday, Day of Prayer for Colleges. Mar. 28, Thursday A pril April April May May May June J une june June June I une June June Spring Term-1907. 2, Tuesday, 8.15 A. M., 12, Friday, 19, Friday, 4, Saturday, 13-17. 27-julie I, I, Saturday, 8 P. M., 2, Sunday, 10.30 A. M., 2, Sunday, 6.30 P. M., 2, Sunday, 8 P. M., 3, Monday, IO A. M., 3, Monday, 7 P. M., 4, Tuesday, 8.30 A. M., 4, Tuesday, 9 A. M., Spring Term begins. Belles-Lettres QSophomorejOra- torical Prize Contest. Union Philosophical fSopho- morej Oratorical Prize Contest Interscholastic Track Meet. Senior Final Examinations. Final Examinations of the Junior, Sophomore and Fresh- man Classes. Junior Oratorical Contest, Pier- son Prizes. Baccalaureate Discourse by the President of the College. Campus Praise Service. Sermon before the Young Men's Christian Association. Class Reunions. Annual Meeting of the Trustees of the College. Examinations for Admission. Annual Meetings of the General Belles-Lettres and U n i o n Philosophical Societies. June june June June J une June J une J une June June Sept. Sept 4 4 4 4 4 4 5 5 5 5 II I2 1 ! Tuesday, I0 A. M., Tuesday, 2 P. M., Tuesday, 4 P. M., Tuesday, 5 P. M., Tuesday, 8 P. M., Tuesday, 9.30 P. M., Wednesday, 8 A. M., , Wednesday,9.3o A.M., Wednesday, I2 M., Wednesday, 8 P. M., Meeting of the Alumni, Bosler Hall. Class-Day Exercises, Class of 1907. Meeting of the Corporators of the School of Law. Annual Meeting of the Phi Beta K a p p a Society, Prettyman Hall, Denny Building. Commencement Exercises of the School of Law. Junior Promenade. Final Chapel Exercises a n d Announcement of Class Ad- vancemenls. Commencement Exercises. Commencement Dinner, Gym- nasium. President's Reception. Fall Term-1907. Wednesday., Examinations for Admission Thursday, 8.15 A. M., Fall Term begins. I Degrees Conferred by the College. June 6. 1906. 0 1. HONORIS CAUSA. 2. IN CURSU. I-enum Doctor- Artium Maiister. HON. JAMES LAWSON NORRIS fDickinson, '6Sj, Lawyer, Washington, D. C. Legis Civilis Doctor. HON. WEBSTER ROGERS WAI.lCI,EY, Manufacturer, Ex- member of Board of Education of New York City. ' Litterarum Humanarum Doctor. REVEREND EUGENE ALLEN NOBLE, President of Cen- tenary Collegiate Institute, Hackettstown, N. J. - Divinitatis Doctor. ' REVEREND GEORGE MURRAY KLEPFER, Altoona, Pa. REVEREND WILI.IAM JOSEPH THOMPSON, Brooklyn, N. Y. REVEREND JAMES PAUL WRIGHT, Baltimore, Md. REVEREND JOHN G. WILSON, Philadelphia, Pa. Pedantodiae Doctor. AMOS C. ROTHERMEL, President of Keystone State Normal School, Kutztown, Pa. Artium Magister. REVEREND JAMES W. EASLEV, President of Union College, Barbourville, Ken. BRUNVATE, JOSEPHINE KENVON, Dickinson, 'OI. DAUGHERTY, EDYVARD TAVLOR, Dickinson, '99. ELVIN, JAMES, Dickinson, 'o2. FLANDREAU, ARTHUR CONOVER, Dickinson, 'O3. HAKE, WILLIAM HOXVARD, Dickinson, '02. LOUNSBURY, ELMER HAYES, Dickinson, '03, MCCRONE, AGIS A., Dickinson, 'o2. MORTON, DAVIS WAI.TER, Dickinson, 'o2. NORTI'IROP, KATE CARLTON, Dickinson, '05, ROGERS, YVILLIAM HARLOW, Dickinson, 'o5. ROHER, FRANK WARREN, Dickinson, 'oO. RUI-IL. JOHN THOMAS, Dickinson, 'O4. STORK, ALERT, Dickinson, 'O3. STUART, ROBERT YOUNG, Dickinson, 'o3. STEESE, JAMES GORDON, Dickinson, 'o2. WHITEMAN, THOMAS MOORHEAD Dickinson, '99. WILLIAMS, JOHN WILLIAM, Dickinson, 'o4. IO Alma Mater, tried and true, Noble Dickiusonia, Oft our hearts will turn to yo Noble Dickinsonia, How each ancient classic hall Fondest memories recall 5 Sacred is each gray old wall, Noble Dickinsonia. ur OLD WEST. ALMA MATER. Scion of a hundred years, Noble Dickinsonia, Witness of our smiles and tears, Noble Dickinsonia, Age shall not thine honors dim - Till Death comes with Visage grim. We will chant our loving hymn, Noble Dickinsonia. Men may come and men may go, Noble Dickinsonia, Yet in deep and peaceful How, Noble Dickinsonia, Shall thy stream of learning wide Through the ages grandly glide, Ever to thy sons a pride, Noble Dickinsonia. Board of Trustees. V U REV. GEORGE EDWARD REED, S. T. D., LL. D., Ex-Oiiicio. REV. BISHOP LUTHER B. WILSON, D. D., LL. D., Ch ttanooga, Tenn. Term will expire 1909. OFFICERS OF THE BOARD. GEORGE EDWARD REED, President. WILLIAM W. EVANS, Secretary. FRYSINGER EVANS, Treasurer. Representatives-at-Larde. FRANK C. BOSLER, ESQ., . . . Carlisle. Term will expire 1909. GEN. HORATIO C. KING, LL. D., Brooklyn, N. Y. Term will expire 1910. JOHN A. SECOR, ESQ., . New York City, N. Y. Term will expire 1907. ALEXANDER PATERSON, ESQ., Clearfield. Term will expire IQOS. JAMES G. SHEPHERD, ESQL, . Scranton. Term will expire 1908. WILLIAM D. BOVER, ESQ., Scranton. Term will expire 1907. Representatives ot' Baltimore District. THOMAS C. SMITH, M. D., . Washington, D. C. Term will expire 1907. REV. LUTHER T. WIDERMAN, D. D., Baltimore, Md. Term will expire 1907. HON- LOUIS E. MCCOMAS, LL. D., Washington, D. C. Term will expire 1908. I2 EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE. GEORGE EDWARD REED, Chairman, Ex-Oflicio. CHARLES H. NIULLIN, EDWARD W. BIDDLE, EDWARD M. BIDDLE, IR. JOHN S. BURSK, , C. PRICE SPEER. REV. DAVID H. CARROLL, D. D. Baltimore, Md. Term will expire 1909. HENRY M. WILSON, M. D., Baltimore, Md. TernI will expire 1909. J. HENRY BAKER, ESQ., Baltimore, Md. Term will expire 1910. Representatives of Philadelphia District. REV. FRANK B. LYNCH, D. D., Philadelphia Terr1I will expire 1908. 'XGEORGE KESSLER, ESQ., Philadelphia Term will expire 1909. STEPHEN GREENE, ESQ., Philadelphia Term will expire 1910. REV. WILI.IAM L. BOSWELT., D. D., Philadelphia Term will expire 1907. GEORGE A. CRIDER, ESQ., Philadelphia Term will expire 1909. REV. CHARLES W. STRAVV, D. D., Coatesville Term will expire 1910. Representatives of Central Pennsylvania District. CHARLES H. MULLIN, ESQ., . Mt. Holly Springs Term will expire 1908. HoN. EDWARD W. BIDDLE, Term will expire 1909. J011N P. MELICR, ESQ., Term will expire 1909. VVILTLIAM H. WooD1N, ESQ., Term will expire 1909. Carlisle . Harrisburg . . New York City, N. Y 101-1N S. BURSK, ESQ., Carlisle. Term will expire 1910. REV. XVILLIAM W. EVANS, D. D., Huntington Term will expire IQIO. REV. W11.L1AM A. STEPHENS, D. D., . Clearfield Term will expire IQIO. C. PRICE SPEER. ESQ., Chambersburg. Term will expire 1910. EDWARD M. BIDDLE, JR., ESQ., Carlisle Term will expire 1910. Representatives of New Jersey District. WII,LIAM H. BODINE, ESQ., . . Williamstown, N. J Term will expire 1907. REV. BENJ, C. L11'P1NCoTT, D. D., New Rochelle, N. Y Term will expire 1907. REV. WII.LIAM P. DAVIS, D. D., . Camden, N. J Term will expire 1909. REV. GEORGE B. W1G1-IT, D. D., Trenton, N. J. Term will expire 1909. GEN. JAMES F. RUSLING, LL. D., . Trenton, N.J Term will expire 1908. D. HARRY CHANDLER, ESQ., Vineland, N. J. Term will expire 1908. Representatives of Wilmington District. HON. CHARLES B. LORE, LL. D., . Wilmington, Del Term will expire 1908. REV. T1-1oMAS E. MARTINDALE, D. D., Salisbury, Md Term will expire 1907. REV. CORNELIUS W. PRETTVMAN, D. D., New Castle, Del Term will expire 1907. HON. JOSEPH E. HOLLAND, Milford, Del Term will expire 1907. REV. L0U1S E. BARRETT, D. D., Dover, Del Term will expire IQIO. CHARLES B. PRETTYMAN, ESQ., . Philadelphia Term will expire 1907. W1LL1AM P. JACKSON, ESQ., . Salisbury, Md Term will expire 1910. Representatives of Alumni Association. Philadelphia District. CHARLES K. ZUG, ESQ., Term will expire 1908. Philadelphia Baltimore District. G. LANE TANEYHILL, M. D., Term will expire 1907. Baltimore, Md Carlisle District. ASBURY J. CLARKE, ESQ., Term will expire 1907. Wheeling, W. Va Wilmington District. HENRY P. CANNON, ESQ., Bridgeville, Del Term will expire IQOS. Deceiised. X, Q--l ip ., .1- Y aw' I 172 l Mm '- M m 5 , 5 as -,.wA 'ff'- afy, 3 - ,gp .. 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T a. -' 4, i 5 A , it V ' ' p ' a , E U 07 A 'N that never-to-be-forgotten speech in which Daniel Webster defended the rights of his Alma Mater, he said, It is a small college but there are those who love it. How often have these words of the great statesman been echoed and reechoed in the hearts of college men. There is no spot upon earth, except his home, that the college man learns to love as he does his Alma Mater. He loves it because he feels that it is a part of himself and that he is a part of it. It may be that it is possible for one who owes allegiance to a college whose history is before it to love and honor his Alma Mater, but to a man who has studied in the halls and trod upon the campus of an institution which can point to years and years of achievement, whose history is a part of the nations, it seems that no college but an old college can awake the truest and deepest feelings of honor and veneration. ' Dickinson is an old college. just after our fathers threw off the yoke of England and established upon this continent a new nation, John Dickinson, Dr. Rush and several other representative men, laid the foundations of this I4 X. I 1 a J 'n .. ,. J X Q w 4, 1 I 1 i 1 , r College which can now point to an honorable and useful career of over five score years. The College was founded, but where was the man of culture, learning and executive ability who would be willing to head a little college in the backwoods of Pennsylvania? Where but in Scotland? Dr. Johnson has defined oats as a grain used to feed horses in England, and men in Scotland. Some one has retorted to this definition, Look at the fine horses that England raises and the fine men Scotland raises. Dr. Chas. Nisbet, the first president of Dick- iuson, was a sturdy specimen of an oat fed -Scotchrnan. He was a metaphysician 5 a logician 3 a mathematician, and such a great latin scholar that if he were living to-day, he could decipher the latin on his own tombstone. Poor old man, he thought he had fallen on evil days when he had reached Carlisle and had looked the situation over, but resigning himself to the task, with the aid of his small, but able DC Y M 0fi l Builfling- faculty, he at that early day made Dickinson a college whose name was honored and respected. The present site was secured. West College was built, and when it burned to the ground, the dear Old West that we know and love arose from the ashes. ' T One little incident in President Nisbet's life shows his peculiar fitness for the responsible position of college president. While preaching in Montrose, Scotland, he said something which offended the town council so seriously that they got up and left the room in a body, but this did not trouble old Nisbet the least bit. He quoted the peculiarly applicable text, The wicked flee when no man pursuethf' and proceeded with his sermon. We have no doubt, that, if he could step forth from his picture in Chapel Hall, he would be perfectly able to orate on the burning shame of such damnable and reprehensible conduct perpetrated by a pack of infernal fools and consummate scoundrelsf' About the only thing that we know about student life in those days is that the poor duffers spent most of their time studying the ancient languages and mathematics. They could not help it. The society for prevention of cruelty to animals had not yet been founded. Also remember, gentle reader, when you think of these poor students, that the firm of Hinds 8: Noble was not in existence then. After President Nisbet died, the College had many ups and downs in its life, mostly downs, until finally, in 1832, the doors were closed. Then Dickinson became a Methodist college and entered upon a period of ever- 15 widening usefulness. The first Methodist president was the eloquent John P. Durbin. One day, after President Durbin had preached to the Congress of the United States, Henry Clay said to him, Never preach again, for neither you nor any other man can surpass that. One of Dr. Durbin's successors was Dr. Peck, Jesse T. Peck, S. T. D., LL. D., president of Dickinson College, as he , .-, . . . t often pompously introduced himself. Dr. Peck afterwards became 1 a bishop of the Methodist Episcopal Church, but it is not for that the average Dickinsonian remembers him. His name for all times will be associated in the annals with that of Moncure D. Conway. Dr. Conway is one of Dickinson's most illustrious sons, but it is not for his achievements in the world of letters that we most frequently think of him, but Dr. Conway's greatest feat, in the eyes of the twentieth century Dicksonian, was the practical joke which he played upon Dr. Peck. Dr. Peck was going to Staunton, Va., to attend a conference. It happened that there was an insane asylum at Staunton. Taking advantage of these circumstances, Conway sent a message to the head of the asylum, warning him that an insane man with a bald head and a big paunch was going to Staunton. Everything worked well, President Peck went to Staunton. The head of the asylum met him, and the distinguished president of Dickinson spent several exceedingly uncomfortable hours in the asylum. Dr. Conway says that when over a century afterwards he visited the U. P. Literary Society, this was the first thing of which the society wished to hear him speak. After Dr. Peck resigned, Chas. Collins, D. D., became president. President Collins was a rigid disciplinarian. Upon one occasion, however, the students prevented him from holding the usual chapel service. The campus had been mowed for commencement. All night the students toiled like beavers, and when the faculty went to chapel in the morning they found it transformed into a hay mow. If only the walls of Old West and Old East could speak, what stories they could tell us of midnight spreads, of the hot cannon ball which the professors used to catch hold of as it rolled through, of West College, of the old bell which refused to ring because it was minus rope or clapper, of the buckets of water that have been poured from its windows upon the unwary passerby, but the old college has stood through it all. Although the tide of rebellion surged to its very doors, not one 16 Jacob Tome Scientific Building. Old South College. blade of grass on the campus was harmed by the invader from the Southland. Since those days, the old College has marched from victory to victory. During the administration of President McCauley, co-eds made their appearance upon the campus. This awoke the anger of old Dr. Harman, who for so many years put Dickinsonians through a course of sprouts in Greek and Hebrew. The co-eds have very magnanimously named their literary society after the one who would have closed the doors of the College upon them. The material equipment of the College has constantly interim- view-nom: Hall. increased. South College was built in 1834. This building would make a magnificent appearance if it were where nobody could see it. East College was built in 1836, and throughout all these years has given its inhabitants ample opportunity to develop into good track men, since they get exercise ad vzauseam, climbing its five Hights of stairs. Tome, Bosler, and Denny, which as old West had done a century before, rose from its ashes like a rejuvenated Phoenix, are evidence that to-day Dickinson is making history as truly as she did in the past. But no sketch of Dickinson would be worth while unless it at least noted the mighty part which the two old literary societies have played in the history of this venerable institution. The Belles-Lettres Society was founded in 1786, and the U. P. three years later. They have grown up with the College and are one of the most important factors in college life, and have ever furnished embryo orators many opportunities to orate on The Roman Eagle, The Starry Flag, The glories of our nations, and also upon what Ben Tillman calls the general cursedness of things in general. Nevertheless, in giving honor where honor is due we must not forget that these literary societies have been the main instrumentality in developing the orators who have made Dickinson famous. Now, gentle reader, it is time for the historian to lay aside his pen, send his history to the press, and receive the congratulations of his admiring friends. Our history, as you may readily see, is very incoherent, but we received our coher- ence diploma long, long ago, at the end of our Freshman year. We have merely taken a little journey through the past, but more than ever before do we feel proud that we are Dickinsonians. Our love for this, our old college, is deeper and stronger, our appreciation of the lives and sacrifices of those who have made its history is more earnest and sincere, and the more we know of our College I the greater is our love for it, and through lifc and unto death we pledge our allegiance to old Dickinson. Library View- Bosler Hall. The Confessions of an Eavesdropper. e, n T'S been so long, that I can scarcely be held for all the details, and if my memory fails me altogether at times, I shall have to supply the vacancies from n1y imagination. I do, however, remember that it all ocurred one sultry, unseasonable, midwinter night, during my Junior year. I even recollect how I had been spending the evening, for that had a direct bearing on what was to follow, which was so remarkable and unusual. QI don't know who teaches Psychology there now, but when I went, it was old Dr. Gooding. He was a great one to relate all your thoughts in mental chains, so to speak, as it were, in the main. If he's still alive, he'1l rejoice to feel that some of his sound precept still lingers in the dusty brain cells of an old grad J. But to resume. You see I'm getting so old and feeble now, that it's most difficult for me to pin my attention continuously upon a single subject, but I shall make my best attempt. Let's see. O yes, I was stating that I even remembered what I'd been doing that evening. Well, I had been over to the Library and while rummaging among some antique volumes, had found one by an old German scholar of the Sixteenth Century. It was, I saw, a book of necromancy, in which were set forth such curious and altogether novel ideas, that I took it to my room, though its poor, old back was sadly broken and the dust of many decades was clinging to its edges. One thing he asserted that I had never heard nor even thought of before-a belief that there was a certain degree of animation in apparently lifeless objects, and that doubtless they held communion with each other, according to a method of their own. l It -was late or rather early as I emerged onto the campus to get a breath of fresh air before retiring. My head was teeming with the novel speculations of my German friend, and I suppose for that reason the great, shining clock in Denny Tower looked really human as it pointed to half-past one-time for all well intentioned folks to be in bed. The clock was right, for no one but burglars, drunks and Sophomores were expected to be seen upon, the campus at such a witching time of night. Of cou'rse, there was old Robert too, but he doesn't deserve a place in such an infamous category as I have made, for he always wore a policeman's uniform, and by the warning glow of his cigar, told prowlers the way not to go. Even as I stood there, I saw him enter his room and slam the door, and I knew that he had yielded to the desire for jes one little snooze. Old West, We Love Thee. Iwas just about to slip in again as quietly as I had come, when a deep, persuasive sound swelled out across the trees, so much like a real, human voice fthough on a very large scalej, that I stopped and looked around in wonderment. Yes, somebody was talking, fora voice was inquiring, Say, Old West, is it safe to talk now? and after a moment another, more ancient and sedate, replied, Yes, I believe so. But keep a watch out for those stu- dents who just went up the street. They'll be back and catch us, if you're not careful. Robert just turned in as usual, and so we're alone. I leaned back in the darkness against a tree trunk, too amazed to more than barely breathe, and fearful, lest those, whose very voices were so solemnly impressive, should spy me out. Now it was another that sounded forth directly over my head, it seemed, and spoke in a high, cracked voice, that reminded me strongly of that of the French professor we had when I attended College. I almost forget now, but I think his name was Super. They called him the Lithomes of Dickinson-whatever that means. Perhaps some of you may be curious enough to look it up. But there I go on another of my tangents. I listened carefully, for this was so near at hand that I couldn't be mistaken. The spirit of Old East was communicating with its consorts, and I was the unbidden guest, the eavesdropper. I felt guilty, but dared not stir for fear of detection. I wish, it went on to explain, that you and South wouldn't talk so much these nights. I've all I can do to make up for the sleepl lost at the first of the year, when scraps were frequent, and they threw beds and pitchers and cannon-balls down my poor stairs. And then there's Levy and his violin ! Do have a little pity ! All the others f for I saw they all had joined inj began to laugh, but Bosler interrupted and bade them cease, for if he hadn't the violin to endure, he had at least to put up with Davenport's horn six mornings every week, which would sadly disturb him, if it were during sleeping hours. Thus they went on in a droll and clumsy kind of way, bantering one another and taking sides on every discussion. My dread of exposure had now disappeared, and intense interest had taken its place. As is customary with old people, they soon waxed reminiscent, and from some things they said, I should judge that they lived chiefly in the past and derived all their satisfaction from retrospect. Of course, Denny must be excepted, which, wretched thing, had but little past on which to gloat. If she hadn't held a prominent place in And Levy's Fiddle, Too I9 the life of the College, she must surely have died of loneliness and a broken heart. I believe the others appreciated this, for they seemed to address their remarks in that direction, as if by common consent. As is prudent in one so young, she held her tongue in the presence of superiors. One by one they dropped out and left Old West to carry on the talk, though whether from weariness of or deference to the eldest, I shall not attempt to say. After all, these days are not to be compared to those that have gone and he emphasized his sentiments till he shook all over and set the belfry a-toppling. Those earliest .lays when the hard-listed Presbyterians owned me, and I stood alone upon the campus, were none too pleasant, but in time there was a change to the Methodists, and then they built South, and later thought they had improved his homely face, when they topped him off with that hideous, white cap. He and East, who soon followed, were just to keep me company. If I hadn't soon had a companion, I should '1'hsfv'SDfwvymvd IUSHOFH. Six D:-yea Week certainly have lost the power to talk. Talking to oneself grows monotonous, you know. During the next few decades, the College grew immensely, as I suppose you know, and in the days just before the War, she was second to none in the State. Weren't we proud of ourselves then, Old East, my gray friend ? But there was no answer, and I surmised that he was snoozing. His interlocutor was enjoying his own conversation too much to be offended, and so continued. The students of forty or fifty years ago and more, were so much more individualistic than now, in their fun. I must confess that I'm of the old school and try in vain to adapt myself to the ways of the present and take the lively interest in college pranks that I once did. The Senior Professor fwho occupied my West end and had his flower and vegetable garden out beyondj, and occasionally some other, lived within my walls, and so I had reason to know of every secret joke played upon them-how their sleep was disturbed by sudden, unexplainable rumblings in the corridor, and how the H2 S bottle always lacked a cork when deposited behind the bureau. 'It is impossible but that oifences will come: but woe unto him through whom they come !' So thought the faculty, when the aggrieved victim made known the crime. Some of the presidents, too, like Dr. Peck, because of his pompousness, and Dr. Johnson, because of his leanness, came in fora share in the persecution. I remember how I laughed when it was known that they'd hustled old 20 Peck, dignity and all into a foolish house down in Virginia, Years later came Herman Johnson, stoop-shouldered, tall and spare. The boys all called him 'shad-belly,' and said he was so tight that he made his family live on salt herring. To the older generations, hazing was unknown, but they used to ' facultize ' unduly obstreperous Freshmen over in North College. They tore him down, poor old chap, to make way for the gymnasium. fPerhaps I ought to state that the buildings all seemed to hold a grudge against the gymnasium, and I believe it was because of his taciturnity. I rather imagine that he keeps himself busy supplying hot air to the others, with none to spare in unnecessary speech.j The punishment that they indicted was mental rather than physical. I remember hearing told of the lengthy ceremonies of the ' Thousand and One,' while the exhausted initiate held out the heaviest book in the library for the oath-taking, of the welcoming speech delivered in Choctaw by the ' head geezer,' and lastly the in1pressive debate on 'When a house burns, does it burn up or burn down ?' or 'Does a Prep have a soul ?' But nothing was quite so amusing as to see a delegation waiting on some unsuspecting soul with a message from the faculty to appear at once. Over he would hasten and when the door was opened at his knock would wave his hands in peculiar circles around his head in imitation of the couutersign they had given him. They used to have all their athletics right out in front of me, and I always considered it a mark of respect on their part. The trees, my child CDeuny, as I mentioned before, was the one addressedl, I would have you to understand, were much fewer than now, and down the long sward to the railroad track they played every pleasant afternoon. But whether it was shinny or rugby, everybody was given a chance to play. This matter of the few in tl1e game, while the many have naught to do but howl and cheer, seems a shabby one. I regarded every one of the boys as my special care, and only once did any try to rob me of my dignity. A certain bold youth actually succeeded in kicking his football over my head, which always seemed to me an act of the direst impudence. I blush to speak it, but I learned with no misgivings that something inside of him had become unhitched by his violence, and he had died. In later years, an attempt was made to defame me by fastening an unmentionable object to the mermaid on my hat, but a good professor bid the culprit come down, and I was saved. Denny didn't seem to appreciate the last but several of the others giggled considerably, and I remember I did, for the affair was well known at the time. I never thought the faculty were wise in making chapel hour so much later in the day, though I would have you to know, young friend, that, so greatly 2l I,over's Lan: - Campus. has the spirit of the times changed, reverence for my old walls would scarce save me from demolition, did I broach it to one of them. It comes hard for me to smile-my face is so hard and stiff, but I am fairly persuaded to, when I see the boys reluctantly tiling along the paths to Chapel at 8:10, and then recall the regular 6 o'clock service every morning in my own Chapel, where the classes met below, and the organ with the choir occupied the galleries. Thus a class was held before breakfast, and the work of the day early underway. The afternoons were nearly always vacant then, and at the close of day they met again for evening prayers. In the warm weather, they would gather on my old, foot-worn steps and sing over the songs they loved the best, and when the red sun had vanished from their sight and even I could barely see his rim above the wooded hills, they still sang on, though their tones were hushed from the stillness of the place. All was peaceful and countrylike ffor you must realize that in those other days, it was mostly open country around the campusj , and their tuneful voices blended so with Nature's, as she sank to rest, that it soothed me, too, to sleep. Alas! those voices have ceased forever, yet in the quiet of the evening hour, I still can hear them, and they seem to whisper, 'Old West, we love thee, though so far removed. Forget us not.' And I never shall. Young Denny, when as old as I, you, too, will have sweet memories to treasure up, and it will bring you comfort. I heard no more, though I waited long in expectancy., Very, very softly I sneaked up to my room in East, and if I can rightly recall, so overslept myself, as to miss the classes of the whole forenoon. But I had been well repaid. When you, my dear young student, awaken in the night and listen to the rattling of the panes and the shaking of the walls, close your eyes again and imagine, as I have done, that the old buildings are holding converse with each other and living over the years that their infancy knew. 22 '- '-' Y-r V i 'l THE FACULTY. -9? ' .P s. HY.. uk., 'R vw- , .'1 I- ' 1 v.' I , LFP' ,Lv . f ,'1?f37 'AF :5'AM :JM ' ' .'4 ' le ,V 5 ,f, If- Arn-4',., ,, r 1 ,, 0.1- A' 14 af' ' f DENNY HALL -rf-A am-wo' . gl . 'W ll . g OLD-SUP x , Tl-IE-FACULTY A 66 I K I . U .Sf , WMAHTENI-kv , ,, samae In , 1 1 Y, 0 0 ' 5- THE- HELM nFH'l l-NL TUESDAYSQ' ' Y .4 5,5555 49. -' EXCUSE Commfrrfse' Nj i A0 'Q - - ' l '51 .Fira .5 F A - - -fr n . ' 0 ' X ,' X h-Q X- ,Q f f w I 'II N. .l X 5 A A N A W P . i 1 , Xxx fs'.::i---fr' . by 7 1 , C.-.5-if , - 1 Hamill IVWWQ 6 0 'Wir ' I ' ' ' - I 1' A i .1l l' r:'- - --gc:- :zz 5- ' l ' I ' 'f'f Quin. ' '-' THE' 5 A MA Eg 1' Rf! e . Ag . fs::E' '... A . C P lf mv- . . , 3 1' ,Asc :iiw I ' r H '5 N ' 31' . ' in 1 'lll5'- ' X , O Ulf 1.::::--::::.' X ' - We .1 A :::-Elm' A ,, c , , A - , . ' . ul ': b' 'fl 1 N in f t .. I M545 S Q- ?i M, o ilk 'lf' 'N 7 If 7 V-.N N' NLVH-LIE 3 I - l ' U Vw I . 3 R ll 1' wf 1- - - aanwomer' I V nmolil CATCHE f ,K HQ' ', iii.-W - g fill. llllllllllll N NEW ANOT-HEvFiC.TlP'l an li f ' . 1 1-GMC ' 1 . i xxe f f' ' QQ- -3 . . ,f ef NJ ' ' ' - 'f 5 -ef X ' ' Q 'ffgif-:,?1, e Mfg' WVLTUFIU7 1' The Faculty. 3 1 llicv. GEORGE EDWARD REED, S. T. D., LL. D., President. Born 1846. A. B., Wesleyan University, 1869 3 A. M., 187.2 5 5.'l'.D.', ISSSQ LL. D., Lafayette, 1839. Student in Boston Theological Seminary. 1869-70. Stationecl at Willimantic, Conn., l87O-721 St. Paul's, .Fall River, 1372-75: Hanson Place Church. Brooklyn, 1875-78, Stamlord. Conn., 1878-81: Nostrand Avenue, Brooklyn, 1881-H43 Hanson Place Church, Brooklyn, 1884-875 Trinity, New Haven, 1887-S95 President of Dickinson College, 1889-. Author of numerous articles on the reh- gious and social questions of the clay for the leading papers and magazines. Traveled in Europe, 1875, in the West, 1581-, 1905 g and throughout many portions of the United States as a lecturer and preacher. State Librarian of Pennsylvania. 1399-1903. Member ofthe American Academy of Political and Social Science. The Anthropolo- gical Society of New York. and the American Historical Society. Edited Fourth Series, Pennsylvania Archives, 1599-1903. President of the Anti-Saloon League of Pennsylvania, 1905. Z.. 11,4075-52,7 L' ,' 3 '.rt':A-f 32553, T171 535 Q ' ' ff V., S3 ' gi-'-- fu We - - . ' . 3 gr-l l , M - Y IIMWWW - 'QL-Q4 5-WU M Jr sf' Wil 2 if, -,P , , wif 1fgN,3g3 'f In A -- ,L Il-.4 'I ' L 1 lf!-J fits .A j Y L H ,'. ,113.f! 2 OVANDO B. SUPER, PH. D., h Professor of the Romance Languages. Born 1848. A. B., Dickinson College, 18732 A. M., 18763 Ph. D., Boston University, 18833 Professor of M0dEfll Languages in Delaware College, IS13-76, Studied in Leipsic and Paris, 1876-783 Professor of Modern Languages ill Dickinson Seminary, 1878-803 Professor of Languagesin the University of Denver, 1880-84 3 Professor of Romance Languages i11 Dickinson College, 1884-. Published French Render, 1888: edited Stories fro111 Souvestre, 18893 Readings French History, 18913 A11derson's Mnerchen, 18933 Erckmann-Chatrian's Water- loo. 18933 Lessing's Emilia Galotti, 18943 I-Ialvey's L'AlJbe Constantin, - 18943 German Reader, I895Q Erckniann-Cl1atria11's Co11crit de I8I3, 1896, Count of Segur's La Retraite de Moscow, 18993 Scenes de la Revolution Francaise. I9001 La Tache du Petit Chose, 19013 Thiers' La Campagne cle Waterloo, 19023 Loti. Pecheur d'Islancle, 1902, Hugo's Les Miserables, Saintiue's Picciola, La Mere de la Marqnise, 19c43 Fables de la Fon- taine, 19043 numerous contributions to educational and religious periodicals. 1 3 JAMES H. MORGAN, P1-1. D., Professor of Greek. Born 1857. A. B., Dickinson College, 18783 A. M., ISSIQ Pl1. D., Buck- nell University, 18923 Professor in Pennington Seininary. X878-79: V1ce-Presideult Pen11iugto11 Seminary, 1879-813 Professor in Rugby Acade111y, Philadewhia, IBS!-821 Principal of Dickinson Preparatory School, 1882-841 A Jnnct-Professor of Greek in Dickinson College, 1884-Q01 Professor of Greek in Dickinson College, 1890-93: Dean of DlCklllS0ll COllCgE,'IR93-. Traveled in Europe, 1887. Member of the American Association for the Adva11cen1ent of Scienceg The Ameri- can Philological Association. 4 YVILLIAM B. LINDSAY, PH. D., Professor of Chemistry. Born 1858. A. B., Boston University, 18793 B. S., Massachusetts Institute of Technology, IBSIQ Pl1. D., Boston University, ISQSQ Instructor in General C emistry and Qualitative Analysis, Massachu- setts Institute of Technology, 1881-82 3 Chemist to H. A. Gould 81 Co , Boston, and to the U11ited States Dyeing Co., Providence, R, I., 1882-S4 3 Instructor i11 Massachusetts I11stitute of Technology in Gell- eral and Analytical Chemistry, ISS4-85: Professor of Chemistry in Dickiuscn College, 1885-. Traveled in Europe in 1875, '95 and '97. Published Revision of Elliot and Storer's Qualitative Analysis, 18921 with H. F. Storer. Storer and Lindsay's Manual of Chemistry, ISQ4. Member of American Cl1e111ical Society. 5 BRADFORD O. McIN'1'1RE, P1-1.D., Thomas Beaver Professor of English and American Literature. Born 1856. A. B., Wesleyan University, ISSSQ A. M.,18863 Ph. D, Wester11 University of Pennsylvania, 18963 Professor of English Literature and History. Maine Wesleyan Seminary and Female Col- lege, Ke11t's Hill, Maine, l883'9O: Professor of Rhetoric a11d English Literature in Dickinson College, 1890-1004, Professor of English and American Literature ill Dickinson College, 1904-. Lay Delegate to General Conference of M. E. Church at Los Angeles, Cal., 1904. 6 WILLIAM W. LANDIS, A. M., Sc. D., Susan Powers Hoffman, Professor of Mathematics. Bor11 1869, Ph. B., Dickinson College, 1891 3 A. M., 18943 Student of Mathematics, Physics and Astronomy, also Assistant ill Mathematics, in the Johns Hopkins Univers1ty. 185,11-941 Professor of Mathematics in Thiel College, 1894-95: Professor o Mathematics and Astronomy in Dickinson College, 1895-. Received Hermite Medal from French Gover11me11t in 1893. Member of the American Mathematical Society 3 Fellow of the American Association for the Advancement of Science 3 Member of the Circolo Matematico Di Palermo. 7 JOHN FREDERICK M01-11,ER, PH. D., Professor of Physics. Born 1864. A. B., Dickinson College, l8871 A. M., 18903 Ph D., Johns Hopkins University, 18973 Professor of Science and Mathematics in SDAGUGY ' o can R , , ,- V ., eeouomv. - aaigxv Ni :raven 02555353 'mi Emi 0 I W can Q 4? if 4 4 1 ff-N ' Q 1, N It s- I . 1, s. ,,..,,, 9 '-' C,-1' 'cab-. v V V 1, f- ws Nik. . ' . ' t ,. e-.na-2 we 95354 l lliMHh I iftllt if lil . .1 1 ' ill sims 1. t'muvll't -. at-P' li N ' 'vf ll . Nxt I 'ii It RR ' A kip Q-,. ',', ,L 5 , s A -' X- UA' Fa- ' ' ' 8 Cf ' vans-2, Wilmington Conference Academy, Dover, Del., 1887-90, Professor of Matl1emat1cs in Wesleyan Academy, 1899-94, entered Johns Hopkins Umversity in 1894 as a student of Physics, Astronomy and Mathe- matics, Student Assistant in Astronomy at the same University, 1895-96, and appointed fellow in Physics in 18 63 Professor of Physics in. Dickinson College, 1896-. Has published several articles on original research in Spectrum Analysis 5 and article on the Sur- face Tension of Water below Zero Degrees. Centi-grade g a review of an article o11 the Refractive IIKIEX of Water and Alcohol for Electric Waves 9 Eclipse Reports of 1900 g The Doppler Effect a11d Reversal in Spark Spectra. Member of the American Physical Society g American Association for the Advancement of Science. 8 MORRIS W. PRINCE, S. T. D., Professor of History and Political Science. Born 1845. A. B., Wesleyan University, 1868g S. T. D.. I890 joined New Hampshire Conference 1871. Stationed at Plymouth, N. H., 1871-74: Concord, N. I-I., 187.277, Dover, N. H., 1877-803 Haverhill, Mass. l88O-SI. Principal o Ilucksport Seminary. Me., 1881-84. Entered New York East Conference, 1884, Pastor M. E. Churches, Stamford, Conn.: Nostrand Avenue, Brooklyn: Bristol, Conn.: Tri11ity Church, New Haven, Conn. Professor of History and Poli- tiicgal Science in Dickinson College, 1896-. Traveled in Europe, 1 5,19o2. 9 WILLIAM L. GOODING, PH. D., Professor of Philosophy and Education. Born 1851. A. B., Dickinson College, 1874, A. M., 1877: Teacher of Science in Wilmington Conference Academy, Dover, Del., IS74-76, Studied Philosophy at Harvard University under james and Palmer, 1876-77 1 Studied at Goettinger, Leipsic and Heidelberg Universities, 1878-QI 3 Instructor 111 Ethics, Wesleyan University, 1881-82 g Principal of Wilmington Conference Academy, Dover, Del., 1884-98, Professor of Philosophy and Education in Dic inson College, 1898-. I0 HENRY M. STEPHENS, A. M., Professor of Biology. Born 1868. Ph. B., Dickinson College, I892Q A. M., 1895: Instructor in Physiology, Hygiene and Physical Culture in Dickinson College, 1892-955 Adjunct-Professor of Physiology, Hygiene and Physical Cul- ture 1n Dickinson College, 1895-97: Adjunct-Professor o Biology, 1897-QS 5 Professor of Biology in D1ckinso11 College, 1899-. Studie at Maine Biological Laboratory, Cold Spring Harbor, L I., X899-Oli Traveled in Europe, 1894: Graduate Student at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, 1895: Member of tl1e American Association for the Advancement of Science: Men1ber of the Toney Botanical Society. II MERVIN G. FILLER, A. M., Professor of Latin. Born 1873. A. B., Dickinson College. 1893: A. M., per examination, 1895 I Instructor in Latin a11d Greek in Dickinson Preparatory School, 1893-99 3 Vice-Principal of Dickinson Preparatory School, 1898-99 1 Professor of Latin in Dickinson College, 1899-. Member of American Archaeological Society. Completing course for Ph. D., in University of Pennsylvania, 1906-07. I2 C. W1LI.1A1v1 PRETTYMAN, PH. D., Professor of German. Born 1872. A. B., Dickinson College, 18911 Ph. D., University of Pennsylvania, 18995 Instructor in Mt. Holly Academy, 1891-92: Instructor ill Davis Military School, Winston, N. C., 1892-95g Summer of 1895 in Leipsic, Graduate Student of Gerxnanics at johns Hopkins University, 1895-96: Fellow in Germanics and Student Assistant in Germanics at Johns Hopkins University, 1896-973 Student of Ger- inanics and Assistant in German at University of Penns lvania, 1897-99: Student 1n Germamcs, Spring Semester, University oflllerlin, I8Q8Q Senior-Fellow in Germanics, University of Pennsylvania, I899-IQOOQ Adjunct-Professor of German in Dickinson College, 18993 27 fmflr 'IL'- .x .A' .V BIILL Llrlnglkf nn'- GQ.CLQ'N51 DOCKIE. mgdve WHITWG- nf, 000 oo' 1' OLD-SLIP DR-PRINCE 55oQU,Lfi7Y--LASSQUIVHE mwvs svcc- mrxssmsresiwev E-cFnrfFbQ1:sr1'fwv N 4 Professor of German in Dickinson College, 1900--. In charge of Ger- man Department of Summer School of New York University, Sum- mer of 1901. Edited Fuldals Der Talisman, 19022 Schiller's Geschichte des Dreissigjaehrigen Krieges-Drittes Buch, 1902. I3 MONTGOMERY P. SELLERS, A. M., Professor of Rhetoric and the English Language. Born 1873. Graduated at Carlisle High School, ISR9 g Ph. B., Dickinson College, 18933 A. M., per examination. l394Q Assistant Instructor ill German in Dickinson College, 1893-945 Instructor in German in Dick- inson College, 1894-,953 Studied 111 Heidelberg, Germany, Summer of 1895, Adjunct-Pro essor of English 'in DlCkl!lS0l1'C0iiFiQ. I895-04: Professor of Rhetoric and the English Language in Die mson Col- lege, 1904-. Reader in English Literature and History in the Ilodleian Library, Oxford, England, Summer of 18961 Student in Old English. and a member of tl1e Oxford Summer Meeting, Oxford, England, 1897g Graduate Student, University of Chicago, Summer of 1901. Traveled in Europe in 1895, 1896, 1897, 1902 and 1903. I4 HARRY F. WHITING, Sc. D., Professor of Latin and Greek. Born 1870. A. B., Dickinson College, 18893 A. M.. 18923 Sc. D., Penn- sylvania College, 1905, Student at Cornell University, 1890-91 : Instructor in Latin in Dickinson Colleige, 1893-955 Adjunct-Protessor of Latin a11d Mathematics, 1895-035 A junct-Professor of Latin and Greek, 1903-07 5 Professor of Greek and Latin, XQ07-. I5 LEON C. PRINCE, A. M., LL. B., Professor of History and Economics. Born 1875 Student at New York University, 18I94-975 Ph. B., Dick- inson College, 1898: LL B., Dickinson School 0 Law. I900.1 A. M., Dickinson College, IQOCQ Instructor in Oratory and H1story 111 Dick- inson College, 1900-oz: Adjunct-Professor of History and Economics X902-07g Professor of History and Economics, 1 07-. Member of Cumberland County Bar. Authur of 't Passing otythc Declaration, Arena for April, IQOI 3 The Negro Problem, Baltimore Sun, I902Q The Monroe Doctrine, l1'allz'morc Sun, 1903 3 A l3ird's-Eye View of American History tScribner'sJ. Various Lectures and Addresses. 16 FRITZ S. DARRow, PH. D., Adj 1111ct-Professor of Greek. Bor11 1882.' A. B., Harvard University, 1903: A. M, I904Q Ph. D., 1906: Harvard College Scholar, 19021101111 Harvard Scholar, 1903- Detur, Harvard College, 19033 Charles Eliot Norton Fellow, Harvard U111vers1ty and llltlll er of the American School of Classical Studies, Athens, Greece, 190304: Instructor in Classical Archaeology, Har- vard Summer Schoo , 19062 Adjunct-Professor of Greek ill Dickinson College, 12106-. Traveled in Europe and Asia Minor, 1903-04. Me111ber o the Archaeological Institute of America. I7 JOHN WII,LIAM WIT.T.IAMS, A. M., Director of Physical Training. Born. 1.880 Ph. B.,' Dickinson College, 1904 3 A. M., 1905: Student in Medicine, U111vers1ty of V1rginia, 1904 3 Director of Physical Training 111 D1ck1nson College, 1905-. 18 FRYSINGER EVANS, A. M., Treasurer. Bqrn 1871. A. li., Dickinson College, 18921 A, M., 18951 Instructor in Greek a11d Lhtlll, Millersville Normal School, 1892-95, Statistician to the Forestry Commission of Pennsylvania, l896: University of Pe11n- sylvania Law School, 1807: Me111ber of the Executive Committee of t e Associate Society of the Red Cross and Manager of Finance of same, for Pennsylvania, 1898g Appointed Vice-Consul to Hamburg, Gefmalllh 1399 3 Member of Carlisle Bar, 1900-. Treasurer of Dickin- son College, 1899-. 1 A XWTHE cLf1ff-n- C-1 ww ' Li' ' ,9f QCQ7 ' 7 l N C43 404' ' gf 2500 -Q X 573 POISIRONSESSJJZB f ig, Q QQNG? 'RUBESQKW PWKHQAD :lg mbREGOR!4i59 'WEE ' DQQCQUCK W A 1y l!'.i HENgiC AYu b??'fE 3 SOQIETY I tg' 1: xx TA' BATH r lm! .' W 1,- . 1, UZ, in ff-In :Qu ' ,- 9ffE'2' p Q x ww ff., A , F .jx X07 NW oe oe Q g I JHNE5 QR54 President, Vice-President , Secretary, Treasurer, Historian, Poet, Sergeant-at-arms, Class of 1907. 0 Colors: Blue and White. H. WAr,'ra:u G1r,r,, President. Class Yell: Rah! Ililll ! Rip! Rax! Rip ! Rah! Rah ! Rah ! Rah ! Reven I Zip-Boom-La! Zip-Boom-Lax ! Zip ! Boom La! La! Leven ! Rah! Rah ! Rah ! Rah I Rall! Rah! Rall ! Rl-lll I Dickinson ! Nineteen Seven ! 32 H. WAl,'PER GILL EDWIN L. HAINES MARY A. RANCH JOHN E. CLARK ELSIE HOFFER JOHN C. Kim: Wlr.r,xAM S. HOUCK. 75 XX ,f-1--'fs Q? 5 f-V --A-5 ,..., ,.,f+-Y... -,...,i....- . . QR? . --. ,A Rl -J . ,,,-D .f E ' X -.- -,v--Y' 5 A V if F f . -ai, A Av , 1..,-J J,-,..Ls,.d,, 'ur'-.,!fY,r D -311 ,,-5 7. xy - ' ' :' -. ' Q X' .W .- g-14' 'f N' ffVN5r1QQff,- 'L' .- ' f ' ' . T ff-.if I N , . ,14-. H4 .Q 'Q-1'4 f .' 1 15'l1'f -:i ' 'T'Vf 9Ri x l NH X N 5 A ,V nlv- QV.. VQL!i,t:y ,MN xyi f .1 , X ' R -AAUQ I fi AI V -LH: fiX .fQJ.l...,Lf:,f W.'f I T' , ...l gl ,. , . ' ,XlUq, Y-f-li. 47 A?. 'ff'-Lftfxixlw' I hyllll, I ,X flf-,, , In n n t fwxf M:.g,IXk,.XX'A lu, K ff ' Xzwl'-VL ' lNf,',.,Ci..1'- .55 X11 QW W' fy MH ff Mfg:-Qs? ' rl IV1 Y! ,I V ly fl, W- NX 4414- u mnllliylqlvlyl ,F I N Q N NM NA f X d, '!, 1 ,v,3.4f'f, X . f '-- -f-f -jf, gl,-1 f ' 'fffd' L 'M' f'f ' 1 , 7 --- H , X .W , , 15,40 A'VVOF2LD'OI:'OPFJOFR'l'UNITY'BEFORE' I H P4145 The Senior. THE musing Senior lingers late to-night, Along the Campus walks he strolls alone, While twilight drops its sable mantle light Upon the tree-tops, whence the bird of night Hoots in a melancholy moan. His head is bowed. His thoughts are not of love, Of books, of coming thesis, nor of Ancient love, His heart is strangely burdened. From above The sighing pines' complaint does not remove The weight, but adds the more. A troop of memories crowd through his mind- The thronging incidents of four decisive years. Lights through the gloom betray the early grind Laughter of passing Juniors lately dined, , Attract a lingering look-a sigh. The darkness thickens. In the shadow near The chapel now he pauses,-Sees the morning throng Sees them rush out,-The sound of song, of cheer, Faint from West's open windows does he hear? Soirees to him no more be'long. To-morrow holds for him the Sheepskin roll g He sees the Doctor's bow, the mother's happy smile, And then the hidden years, the tight rolled scroll, Telling what fate has 'twixt him and the goal- Thoughts like these shadow his mind the while. Twilight is lost in dark. Yet still he stands, Then turning to the stars he breathes a silent prayer : 'God of our Destiny, Thy will commands g Guide, Thou Eternal One, my striving hands! The great world secret learned he there. 'Tis hard to quit thew : West with memories hoar, East and the others. Hard to shake the hand for aye, Hard to say with the Raven, Nevermore. One loving look he sweeps from Hallway door, The Senior speaks his last Good-bye. C. O. B. 3 , k ...J '1 1'-Omar ' ..u K T ,.. x SEN IOR CLASS. Class of 1907. JOHN DORSEY ALCOCK, Carlisle, Pa. Staff MICROCOSMQ lssistant Manager FootballTeam Mandolin Club 135, 135, Manager Football Team 145, Raven's Claw 145, Farewell Address 145, Pierson Gold Medal junior WII.LARD Loom: AMTHOR, . . Allentown, Pa. Oratorical Contest 135. Kappa Sigma, U. P. Society , Philadelphia Club, Class Secretary 115, Treasurer U. P. Society 115, Society Librarian 125, Anniversary llebater 1l5, Intercollegiate 12, 35, Gold Medal U. P. Soph- omore Oratorical Contest 125, Editorial Staff Dickz'n.ronirzn 12, 3, 45, Corresponding Secretary Y. M. C. A. 135, Treasurer Tennis Team 135, Edi- tor-in-Chief 1907 MIcRoCosM 135, Editor-in-Chief Dirlcinsonian 145, Raven's Claw 145. BHSSIE O. ARMSTRONG, . . . Milford, Pa. GEOR Chi Omega, Harman Literary Society, Woman's Basketball Team 1 I 5 . WIl.l.lAM Wnrra BANKS, . . . Salisbury, Md. CARL Sigma Alpha Epsilon, B. L. Society, 'Varsity Football Team 12, 3, 45, Secretary Intercollegiate Prohibition League 135, Executive Committee of the Upper Classes 13, 45, Anniversary Debater 125, Assistant Manager Baseball Team 135, Manager Baseball Team 145, College High Kick Record 135, Track Team 135, Captain Relay Team 145. OSCAR BENNER, . . . Coatesvill Phi Delta Theta, B. L. Society, Class Football Team 11, 25, Class Track Team 115, Intersociety Debater 12, 35, Editorial Staff Dickinxanian 135, Editorial Jost: PENTEADO BILL, . . . Harrisburg Pa Theta Delta Chi, Theta Nu Epsilon, Sophomore Band, Class Football Team 125, Mandolin Club 13- 45- ALFRED KNOWLES BRANDRIFF, . Pennsgrove U. P. Society, Treasurer U. P. Society 135, Edi- torial Staff Dirkinsonian 135, Class Relay Team 135, Editor-in-Chief Dickinsonian 145. Gr-2 Moosa BRINER, . . . Carlisle P Kappa Sigma , U. P. Society , Class Football Team 11, 25, Class Basketball Team 11, 25, 'Varsity Bas- ketball Team 125, Class Vice-President 125, Junior Committee 135, Vice-President Athletic Association 135, Captain Reserve Baseball Team 135. ARTHUR HENRY BROWN, . Atlantic Highlands, Beta Theta Pi, B. L- Society, Gold Medal B. L. Sophomore Oratorical Contest 125, Delegate to Northfield 125, Vice-President Y. M. C. A. 135, Intersociety Debater 145, Intercollegiate Oratorical Team 145 EVA ESTHER CASS, . . . . Carlisle, Pa Pi Beta Phi, Harman Literary Society, Patton Prize 115, Class Secretary 125. JOHN ELMER CLARK, . . . Utahville, Pa B. L. Societyg Treasurer B. L, Society 1413 Treas- urer Class 1907 Q41. RACHEL CLARKE, . . . Atlantic City, N. J Chi Omega 3 Harman Literary Society 3 Class Poet C313 Peale Prize Iunior Physics C31. WILLIAM ANDREW CROZIER, . . ' Altoona, Pa Beta Theta Pig B. L. Society3 Class Prophet f41. RUSSELL THOMAS DAVIES, . . . Montrose, Pa Sigma Alpha Epsilong B. L. Society3 Sophomore Band 3 Class Football Team U13 Comus Club C313 Treasurer Comus Club Q41. CHARLES BRUCE DERICK, . Elliottson, Pa U. P. Society. WII.L B. L. DRAWBAUGH, . . . Carlisle, Pa Kappa Sign1a3 B. L. Society3 Treasurer B. L. Society Q313 Comus Club fr, 2, 3, 413 Class Vice- President U13 Class Football Team fr, 213 Captain Class Football Team C113 Anniversary Debater QI13 Glee Club Q3, 413 Business Board MICROCOSM 1313 Chairman Junior Committee C313 Raven's Claw 1413 Senior Committee Q41. RALPH B. EBBERT, . Phi Gamma Delta. ADA MARY FILLER, Pi Beta Phi 3 Harman Literary Society. IDA CORRINE GAUL, Pi Beta Phi. Carlisle, Pa. . . Boiling Springs, Pa. . . West Chester, Pa. CARL FRAN'rz GEHRINC., . . . Carlisle, Pa Phi Delta Theta3 Mandolin Club QI, 2, 3, 413 Sec- retary Comus Club Q313 Delegate to Fraternity Convention Q213 Comus Club QI, 2, 3, 41. . WATSON GIENGER, . . . . Buck Valley, Pa U. P. Society3 Glee Club CI, 2, 3, 413 Class Vice- President C213 Vice-President U. P. Society C313 Anniversary Program Q213 Treasurer Musical Club C413 Y. M. C. A. Quartet Q41. HARRY WALTER GILL, . . . Coalport, Pa Sigma Alpha Epsilsong B. L. Society3 Assistant Manager Outdoor Sports Q213 Manager Outdoor Y Stairway-Denny Building. View-Biological Laboratory. Sports 1353 Glee Club 11, 2, 3, 45g Leader Glee Club 125, Director Glee Club 1353 College Quartet 12, 353 Editorial Staff Dz'rkinsouz'an 135, Editorial Staff MICROCOSM 1355 Intercollegiate Debate Com- mittee 12, 3, 45, Anniversary Debater 115g Inter- society Debater 12, 45g Intercollegiate Debater 1353 President Glee Club 1453 President Senior ,Class 1455 Raven's Claw 145. Joan RAscon: GREVMLL, . . . Carlisle, Pa. Mandolin Club 12, 353 Secretary Mandolin Club 13. 45- EDNVIN LINCOLN HAINES, . . . Rising Sun, Md Phi Kappa Psi, U. P. Societyg Assistant Manager Outdoor Sports 135, Manager Outdoor Sports 1453 Captain and Manager Tennis Team 1353 Vice- President Class 145, President Pan-Hellenic League C45- EDVVARD WESLEY HALLOWELL. . . Philadelphia, Pa Kappa Sigma: U. P. Society: Manager Class Foot- ball Team 1153 Philadelphia Clubg Gilbert Prize 1253 Anniversary Debater125g Intercollegiate De- bater 1355 Editorial Staff M1cRocosM 135, Presi- dent U. P, Society 1455 Intersociety Debater 145. GRACE MATILIJA IHIERTZLER, . . Carlisle, Pa Chi Omega g Woman's Basketball Team 115. WILLIAM LLOYD I-Imns, . . . Cresson, Pa A Phi Delta Theta, B. L. Societyg Class Football Team 1253 Sophomore Bandg Honorary Oration 145- ELSIF, F. Hoififua, . Carlisle, Pa Pi Beta Phi. MARY ELL1o'r'r Hoovxaiz, . . . We-llsville, Pa Pi Beta Phig Harman Literary Society 3 Woman's Basketball Team 115, Editorial Staff MICROCOSM 135. WII,T,IAM SIEBERT HOUCK. . . Enhant, Pa B. L. Societyg Class Football Team 11, 253 Class Basketball Team 11, 255 'Varsity Relay Team 1355 'Varsity Track Team 135. GEORGE Ross HULL ,... Millersville, Pa Franklin and Marshall College 11, 2, 35, Phi Kappa Sigma: B. L. Societyg Glee Club 1453 Mandolin Club 145, Intercollegiate Debater145g Comus Club 145. ARTHUR CHARLES JAMES, . . Philadelphia, Pa Beta Theta Pig B. L. Societyg 'Varsity Baseball Team 11, 255 Class Treasurer 115, Gold Medal Freshman Oratorical Contest 1113 Boyer Prize 11, 213 Intercollegiate Debater 12, 413 Class Presi- dent 1213 Iutersociety Debater 1313 Manager Indoor Sports 1313 Business Board MICROCOSM 1313 Intercollegiate Oratorical Team 1413 President Y. M. C. A. 1413 Pierson Prize Silver Medal 131. JAY PAUL JAMESON, . . Washington, D. C Sigma Alpha Epsilon3 B. L. Society3 Glee Club 12, 3, 413 Mandolin Club 13, 413 President Tennis Club 1313 Comus Club 11, 2, 3, 413 Junior Commit- tee 1313 Senior Committee 1413 Captain Tennis Team 1413 Delegate to Fraternity Convention at Atlanta 141. EDXVIN LaRov KEENE, . . . Wiconisco, Pa Phi Kappa Sigma: Business Board MICROCOSM 131- THOMAS COLLINS KELLER, Carlisle, Pa Phi Delta Theta. JOHN CRAIG KING, . Wilmington, N, C Beta Theta Pi. GEORGE ALFRED KLINE, .... Blain, Pa U. P. Society: Class Football Team 11, 213 Class Basketball Team 11, 213 Business Board MICROCOSINI 1313 Executive Committee of the Upper Classes 141. CHARLES MERRILL KURTZ, . Thompsontown, Pa Phi Delta Theta 3 B. L. Society3 Soph o'more Band 3 Comus Club 1213 Class Treasurer 1213 Class President 1313 Treasurer Athletic Association 1213 Class Football Team 1213 Chairman Upper Class Executive Committee 1415 Vice-President B. L. Society. ,W imiimwr President s House. EIJSON JAMES LAWRENCE, . . Keyport, N J Kappa Sigma3 U. P. Societyg Comus Club 13, 41. CHARLES PERCIVAL LINGLE. . . Middletown Pa JOHN Phi Kappa Psi 3 Sophomore Band 3 Class Football Team 11, 213 Captain Class Football Team 1213 Class Basketball Team 11, 2, 313 'Varsity Baseball Team 1213 Manager Football Team 1313 Captain Gymnasium Team 1413 Captain Baseball Team 1413 Raven's Claw 141. WII.LIAlNI LONG. . . . Delmar Del Sigma Alpha Epsilon3 B. L. Societyg 'Varsity Baseball Team 12, 313 Glee Club 1413 Address of Welcome 141. ELMER THOMAS MCCREADY, . . Summit Hill, Pa. B. L. Society5 Honorary Oration 141. LEON ADAMS MCINTIRE, . . . Carlisle, Pa. Kappa Sigma5 B. L. Society5 Clemens Prize 1115 Editorial Stall' Dickinsonian 13, 41. V LLIAM HENRY MICHAELS, . . Philadelphia, Pa Phi Kappa Sigma 5 U. P. Society 5 Divided Second McDaniel Prize 1115 Patton Prize 1215 Philadel- phia Club,5 President Philadelphia Club 1315 Dele- gate to Northfield 1215 Delegate to Nashville 1315 Treasurer Y. M. C. A. 1315 Anniversary Debater 121 ,Intersociety Debater 13, 415 Managing Editor Dickinsonian 131: Editorial Staff M1CRoCosM 1315 Class President 141. ' RICHARD WILI.IAM MYERS, . . Carlisle, Pa Phi Kappa Sigma5 B. L. Societyg Anniversary Program 1115 Comus Club 11, 2, 3, 415 Manager- in-Chief MICROCOSM. , WIBHUR H. NoRCRoss, . . . Lewistown, Pa. Phi Kappa Sigmag U. P. Society5 Vice-President U. P. Society 1415 Intercollegiate Debaler 141. GEOIQGE WARREN PEPPER, . Mt. Holly Springs, Pa. U. P. Society. ESTHER ELLEN PIPER, Newville, Pa. HARRY W1LsoN FRANCIS PRICE, '. 5 Lykens, Pa Beta Theta Pi5 B. L. Society 5 Class Football Team 11, 215 Assistant Manager Dickinsoniau 1315 Mana- ger-in-Chief Dickinsonian 1415 C om u s C l u b 11, 2, 3, 415 Secretary Tennis Club 1315 Junior Committee 1315 Senior Chairman 141. FLoRENCE IRENE RALSTON, . . Elliottson, Pa. Pi Beta Phi5 Harman Literary Society5 Class Secretary 1315 Vice-President Harman Literary Society 1315 President Harman Literary Society 141- FREDERICK CHARLES WILLIAM RAMo'rH, Jersey City, N. J. Alpha Chi Rho: B. L. Society5 Glee Club 11, 2, 315 Class Poet 1415 Chaplain at Commons f 13. 41. MARY AMELIA RANCK, . . . Lancaster, Pa. Harman Literary Societyg President Y. W. C. A. 1315 Class Secretary 141. PEARL MANSFIELD Ranma, . Mt. Holly Springs, Pa Chi Omega5 Harman Literary Society5 Reese Bible Prize 131. LEw1s GUY ROHRBAUGH, . . Fowblesburg, Md Alpha Cl1i Rhog U. P. Society 5 Society Librarian 131. PERRY BELMONT RowE, . . . Aberdeen, Md Phi Kappa Sigma 5 Treasurer Athletic Association 12, 315 Class Treasurer 1315 Secretary Pan-Hel- lenic League 1415 Raven's Claw 141. EDITH MERRIAM SEARIGHT, - Carlisle, Pa Chi Omega. AMASA C. SMITH, .... Coalport, Pa Sigma Chig B. L. Societyg President B. Society 1415 Class Football Team 1215 Sophomore Baud. WALTER FRANCIS SHENTON, . . Pottstown, Pa. Intercollegiate Debate Committee 1315 Intersociety Beta Theta Pig B. L. Societyg Society Librarian Debate' 1313 President U- P- Society 1412 C1855 1313 Cannon Prize 121g Weber Prize 121g Glee Pr0Phet141- I Club 12, 3, 415 Junior Essay Prize 131. HELEN VIRGINIA ULRICH, . Mechanicsburg, Pa HARRY PRETTYMAN SWAIN, . . Harrington, Del. Chi Omega- Sigma Alpha Epsilong B. L. Societyg Manager I V Class Football Team 1215 Anniversary Debater WILLSON DELLAM WALLIS' ' - Forest H1111 -' ld 12, 313 Busines Board MICROCOSM131Q President Alpha Chi Rh!!! B- L- Society: MHIld01iH Club B. L. Society 141g Raven's Claw 141- fl, 2. 3- 413 Editor M. C. A. Stndent's Hand- book 141. Rov MERI1' TAYLOR, . Mowersville, Pa. 1 U. P' Society. QORNELIAX BROWER WHI1'E, I . I . Carlisle, Pa Ch1Omegag Harman Literary Socletyg Treasurer - - Lili KRPPR 5igmal.U- P- Society 3 'Afnlflversyy De' Greek 111g McDaniel Scholarship Prize 1I, 215 bater 1115 Assistant Manager Dzckznsonzan 131g Patton Scholarship Prize MJ. Assistant Manager Musical Clubs 1315 Manager ' Dickinsonian 1415 Manager Musical Clubs 1415 WILLIAM GLADSTONE Wrmanv, , C31-li51g,Pg View-Biological Department. SENIQRO CLASS 0 I-H 5-l-Qlzaxlfo I 9 Q7 'lk R T i'l'lllWIIlll'ulllIlltlllu T Q tffw' l l , A lllUlllli 'lllI 'lflllnlll' - 4 . if ..lllllVlllll1' ,gif lg! 7 if ' H N an i r it f 0 ev- .4 fl N the first place, let me say that we are a very modest class. We don't believe in presuming on other people's imaginations-but we do believe in telling the truth, and especially about ourselves. So when you hear of valorous T deeds and inspiring remarks, of noble heroes and self-sacrificing heroines, you must gaze at our picture in Dr. Prince's room and say, They must have belonged to the Class of Nineteen Seven! It was in the Fall of 1903 that we first made our appearance, of course, we did look mighty green and awkward, for nobody realized of what material we were made. But then that wasn't our fault. Dockie Reed and Jim Henry had made special arrangements for our accommodation. The faculty and Sophs expected at least five hundred of us, so when we marched up Main Street headed by Houck and Keen, we understood perfectly how important everybody must feel to have us come to Dickinson. ' They are still proud to have us among them, though we've had to make up in quality what we lacked in quantity. However, that was very easy to do-for we had lots of abnormally bright people. There was Laise and 42 Harris and Pierce Butler and Cornelia White-if she hadn't wanted to lead our class-who graduated a wl1ole year before it was time, and simple because they co11ldn't help it, The rest of us could have done the same thing, but we thought it better to have a commencement this year, so that people wouldn't think us loo precocious. We had packs of fun the first year. Every morning after chapel we had a scrap with the Sophs-just to show there was no hard feeling. Although we didn't always come ol? victorious, yet we always felt as if we had- which is just about the same thing. One night we had a grand reception at Miss Cass', and there several members found their affinities. For example, see our president. Then our sleighride and the banquet ! Too much can not be said in praise of that banquet. just because we wanted to give the Sophs as little trouble as possible we went to Harrisburg, and they never knew we had left town until the next morning when we told them all about it. If n'e'd had more time, we might have asked them to go with us. But to tell of all thejoys of our Freshmen year would be a long story. So as the Sophomore year hastens toward us, let us go to meet it. We did two remarkable things in this year. First-we l1ad our picture taken. Second-we helped to eat the Freshmen's ice cream. The main object in having our picture taken was to have ourselves in the MICROCOSM, and to show the alumni what we were and how rapidly we had progressed. At the critical moment, just as Benner carrie bustling in, those, Naughty Eights cast such hideous reflections that if it had not been for some of our leading lights, the less would have been destroyed. However, as the picture turned out it is indescribable. For reference, see the Nineteen Seven MICROCOSM. Arthur Brown is the hero ofthe ice cream episode. He was a long-suffering youth, for he got Q9 demerits and the reputation of being the worst boy in college. Of course, nobody believed it-for Arthur isnlt the kind you believe things of. Besides he says he'd endure auyikiug for the glory of Nineteen Seven. That's the way with all of our class. About our football games the less said the better. There's no reason why we didn't win them, except that we were told it wasn't good for us to have everything-especially as we were so superior to former Freshmen classes in other lines. Then by the time we were a year old, we didnlt know just what we did want. Any Sophomore of to-day realizes that. But we'd made up our minds to win our basketball games, and we did. Who couldn't with such a team as Ely and Houck and Briner and Rich and Kline? At the Interclass Sports, we fried to outshine our- selves, so we had Gill look after things. He did remarkably well, considering whom he looked after. But the crowning success of our labors was seen in last year's MICROCOSM. Not only we-for we are too unassuming to mention it-but others say that it was a ' 43 x j s 214 x M X N x x 'ir la XX 4 'SESS Nw V ' Q, Q, X Q3'QZ,Q'IobF in QI.-s 4 0 3 X . 4' moe 0 fr X - ?0q f X ix QQ? Q xbx Q' X. N f 'R 1 x Q9 fe X Xb Q me l d nl b other masterpieces of the same persons and mighty fine book. The literary and art work in it are equa e o y y , the jokes are the greatest conundrums ever published. Then just consider the lot of money we made from it! Dicky Myers alone has amassed a small fortune. With the money that is left-well, we can't tell yet what we will do with it, for we want it to be a grand surprise. The three years of our college life have gone rapidly, and we came back last Fall resolved to be good and studious. Have we not succeeded? just ask any member of the Drama Class if they would not give up any social engagement, in order to study Technical Structure or Organic Unity ! But all joking aside. We are ' ' ' h b together as a class for the last time. We all have had the same interests, the same pleasures, and some oft e oys- the same girls. We can say truthfully, that our four years spent together have been most happy ones, and we shall . . . V f never forget them nor the friendships made. What we will do-individually-after we have separated, no one o us really knows. But whatever happens, we will realize that our college life was not a farce, and that it has been mighty HIS'FORIAN. good to be here. ... NIO President, Vice-President, Secretary, Historian, Treasurer, Poet, Sergeant-at-Arms, Class of 1908. 3 Colors: Brown and White. H. CHALMICRS STIIART, President. Class Yell: Ray ! Ray! Ray! Hulla Tlll'1illlC! illic! iliac! Sliinaniarich ! Silill?ll1lH.l'iCil I Bing! Bang' Flippity Flake! Dickinson ! Dickinson ! Nineteen Eight. 46 H. CHALMERS S'1'U,xR'r J. MERRILL YVILLIAMS ETIIEI. R. CAROTHERS GEORGE P. BECK BENSON B. Boss. ETIIEI. R. CAROTHERS GEURGIQ C. LINIJSEY X, 'i 07 Junior Poem. THE midnight hour was approaching, The Junior Prom was o'erg But somehow I lingered,-lingered- I and my own Eleuor. The careless joy of the evening, The wit and the laughter so gay, Like the lights in the gay-colored lanterns, Had silently burned away. Outbursts of mirth in the distance Told of my classmates about 5 But a heart that was heavy oppressed me With a burden of longing and doubt. Strolling, silently strolling, Under the tall-pillared elms- A flash of her eyes in the dim light, A gleam that always o'er-whelms- She paused by a rustic-set bower, Nestling into its shade, Spoke of the fine, manly Juniors And of the great promenade. Dazed by the fairy enchanter, Helplessly caught in her charms, I drew her resistlessly to me, Folded her close in my arms. A whispered confession,-an answer,- The weight of a lead-burdened heart Melted away in a moment, As mists before sunrise depart, Clang! The slow strokes from the belfry Grandly pealed out through the night. Good-night ! But I saw in the future The dawn of an infinite light. C. O. B .,.. if , .. ,fx . rl .V V J 4 y- '-, 1908 AS SUPHOMQRIQS NAME. ANDERSON, CLARENCE R ANSLEY, FOSTER, BECK, GEORGE P., Boss, BENSON B., BROYVN, LILLIAN O., HUNTING, JOHN J., BURKEY, EDWARD B., CAROTHERS, ETHEI. R., CHRISMAN, LEWIS H., CLARRSON, ALICE M., COALE. S. CARROLL. A COCHRAN, HERBERT G., DAVENPORT, WII.LIAM H., Dlx, LAURA M., EBBERT, LIDA M., FAUBLE, ROSE L., FLYNN, JOHN W., FRYE, YVARREN J., FOREMAN, DUI.CIE, GAYLORD, CLYDE R.. GILBERT, RICHARD N., HESS, ABRAM M., HIRONS, WII.LIAM R., HUSTON, S. SHARPE, JACOBY, RALPH, JONES, THEODORE C., JONES, JOSEPH F., JR., COURSE. Sc., Sp., Sp., L.S, C., C., L. S., C., Ph., Sp.. L. S-. C.. L. S., L- 5-. L. S., L. S., L. S., Sp., Ph., Sp., Sp., Ph., C.. L. S., Ph., C., C., Juniors. RESIDENCE. Blake, Md Rushsylvania, Ohio. Philadelphia. Spencerville, Md Friedeusburg. Newark, Md Hamburg. Carlisle. East Downington Williamstown Ruxton, Md East New Market, Md Roland Park, Md Carbondale. Carlisle. Bellefonte Washington, D. C Trenton, N. J Carlisle Blossburg. Berwick Shiremanstown Carlisle Carlisle. N ewville. Philadelphia Philadelphia NAME. KETTERER, G. HARRY, KISNER, HEI,EN E., LANDlS, SAMUEL B., LEAMAN, RUTH A., LEINBACI-I, MARY, LINDSAY, GEORGE C., MCWHINNEY, HARRY E., O'BRIEN, ANNIE R., PARVIS, GROVER C., PHILLIPS, ELSIE, POWELL, CHARLES D., PROUSE, ETHEL E., RINKER, RUTH W., SAWYER, NEWELL W., SCI-IAPPELLE, BENJAMIN F., SEAMAN, HARIQY L., SHILLING, JOHN, SHII-E, WII.T,IAM H., SKILLINGTON, J. WALTER, STEELMAN, ALBERT T., STEVENSON, CHARLES K., STUART, H. CI-IALMERS, TODD, CHARLES R.. WI-IERRY, WILLIAM G., WILLIAMS, J. MERRILL, WOODWARD, HUGH B., ZERBY, WII.LIAM A., C OU RSE. C., L .S., C., L. S., L. S., C-. L. S., L. S., P., C. C 'n C. C L. 9 ISI, C., L .S., L. S., C.. C., L .S., P., C.. Ph., Ph., C., L. S., Sp., New RESIDENCE. ' Somerton Carlisle Rock Glen Carlisle Reading Carlisle Homestead Lewes, Del Milford, Del Carlisle York City, N. Y Boothwyn Carlisle Carlisle. Hamburg Hamburg Felton, Del Sunbury Newville Camden, N. J Lock Haven Carlisle Carlisle Carlisle Roaring Springs Clearfield Harrisburg DICK GILBERT SPTELLS THE SULPHUR JH M5 X STFVENSCN THE DEACON DAVID HARUNI ZERBY PAR Y AT-T HE NNGET5 ARSaTY X TROUGL SHOW MW 'N COALE Pm wmono THE HYPNOTIST l90S'S CHIEF CII.-XR.-XC'l'l'IRS. If I' JQVE507 JUNIOR 1 'C HISTORY 'aJLl'l.lLVl.l'l.Vl. mg YV i H - : 1 H 'I 1-,fl K ref 'A gig ill p if - 'f' . gf? ,1f'fv-,:j557Q U .- Q lil Q is f if in lf. lx: iz ll? 'lf' ll! lil : TE if ll ii le ll' : if, i'E..f , s. , ai A sis 'N ' . t. faq, igi-:,'5'Jij ' . V WA 1 in 4 iii?-if .' Qf'f'QfN. J i J . 1 - . , X iguy ,' i A fffkx ' . . swift t t ,wi mllllli. liiiill. - ff i M---H wean new my ill ll' 'fl E?mF H3532 -mf QQ 'D Q -sbaqgm FTER the l1istorian had spent several days going over his diary and rummaging among his collections of clippings from The L'7JlWl.lI'g Swzfbzcf and The Dl'L'd?l'7lS01Zl'll1l, describing the deeds and misdeeds of the Class of 1908, he accidently came upon a piece of great good fortune. One day in looking up some translations to a certain difficult Greek lesson, he discovered in the library a record of tl1e proceedings of the faculty compiled by Avando B. Super, Ph. D. The record was on very cheap paper, very poorly bound, and as the typewriting had been done on a three dollar and thirty-four cent machine it was very much blurred in many places. The record, however, is accurate even if unofficial, Extracts follow 1 SL'l'C'lIfl'fiC E111'fd1'11g, St,'j5fCllZZlL'f 21, 1904. The faculty gathered to-day for the first meeting of the term. After calling the meeting to order, Dr. Reed called for reports from the deans and Filler reported for the Freshmen. Mr. President. he began, I wish to thank this body for my election as dean of the Freshman Class. Per- mit u1e to say, sir, that the Class of 1908 is an exceedingly promising one. Last Saturday morning the Sophomores put up their posters, but tl1e Freshmen were out in due time and tore them down. A few Freshmen who had been 52 made captives in that man Bready's room were released after a fierce struggle, and Bready's room is a wreck. The same morning they organized and Robinson-Robbie they call him-was elected president. They also have the captain of the 'Varsity team in their class. Last Monday the rush came off. ' Here Dr. Reed growled under his breath and chewed vigorously the ends of his mustasche. Filler didn't seem to mind this demonstration of hostility, and continued : The thing resulted in a draw for the first half, and in the second half a victory for the Sophomores. But how those Freshmen fought. Only small numbers prevented the results being the other way. They matriculated to-day and told Miss Dunlery how old they were, an the I ilor of their father's hair, and many other things necessary to the well being of the institution. ' At this point Harry Whiting fell asleep and Dr. Reed adjourned the meeting. ' Scienlific Building, October 18, 1904. After some preliminaries of small importance, Dr. Reed demanded that the faculty deal summarily with those obstreperous Freshmen, but I give his own words: Gentlemen, something drastic must be done with that Class of 1908, with respect to this abominable poster business. I have all the facts and they need not try to lie to me. First they tried to bluff the Sophomores and succeeded. After making the Sophomores lose their sleep for weeks they put up their posters. And such posters! There was something about Bready, and others. Such libelous stuff was absolutely unreadable, and I understand that two preachers helped write them. Then there was a most terrible fight too. James was cracked over the head with a baseball bat, and Landis had his shoulder dislocated. The town was literally plastered with those blasphem- ous sheets. Now, gentlemen, this damnable business must be stopped or by thunderation I will suspend the whole class. Dr. Reed brought his fist down with such violence that the apparatus in the physical laboratory shook and Mohler moved an adjournment before it should be broken up entirely. Motion lost. Prettyman rose, and with fire in his eye and a frown toward Mohler, told of his experience with the football game last Saturday. I thought. he said, that the Sophs were going to win, but in the first half the Freshmen got a touchdown. Some of the Sophs tried to tell me it wasn't a touch down, but I think I know a thing or two. I wasn't born in .lel'S6y. As referee I had this thing worked down to a system. Well, the Freshmen won, 5-o. The Sophs had bought some paint to mark up the score they thought they would get, but they had to return it and get their money back. 53 By this time Prettyman's good humor was restored and he sat down well pleased with his speech and his record as referee. Sriezzlific lJ,IlI'fdl.llg', Uclobcr 25, 1904. We voted about six hundred demerits to-day and I think things will be more quiet about here now. They were given as a result of that affair at Ladies' Hall last Thursday night. The president asked Morgan for his version of it. Morgan cleared his throat, run his finger around l1is rubber collar and started in : Well, Mr. President, I heard there was to be a reception at the Hall, and as my custom is on such occasions I decided to go around and see to things a little. Why do you know the Sophs were trying in vain to break that affair up. They broke some windows, some glass, and some china, and injured Mrs. Love. But the Freshmen didn't seem to mind their ungentlemanly conduct at all. I have the names, sir, and I beg to report the culprits who did the damage. fHere the record is badly blUffEd. ED.D 114405 f f eh 651 5-gin BZ Arn J'- ,fifff .. 'e. N39 f xt f -QF: ' ev Q, vo 4 , 9 , X e 5 5 Q 4 l ,I 'e'6.4'?0 'O' 0 4390 'I X 4330. 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I... s.o'...,-. .- ,l4.o .l-0' I Sr'1'cufUic lr'111'!a'1'1lg, Dcrwzlbw 6, IQ04. men was skating on the creek the other day and that he broke through with Miss Carothers '5LlLllflfIL Lznldzzzg, azmazy 2,1 IQO7 hverybody present to day except Sellers Harry came 111 late Dr Reed was out of sorts again to day and asked I andis to tell what he knew about the Sophomore picture Bill winked at hun and said I u 'is at the corner of the campus watching the Class of IQO7 the sunlight by mirrors directly in the faces of the Sophs Finally the camera snapped, and there will be some squinting eyes on the negative. As soon as the picture was taken, both classes indulged in the finest scrap I have ever seen. Fred Simpson tried to rush the whole Sophomore Class. After several had been laid out and Beck had been carried off the Field the scrap closed--a draw. Suddenly Dr. Reed s hand came down with a bang. Why in thunderation didnt you stop that fracas when you There was very little business to-day. 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' 44 Vp,-i lg-A:...l. ...Q l l 'l 1 IZ.,::17::7'l 'linux I I ',- ,nfl N 'S' ly! x :,t??:94z5, Ivp,4..,:5. -:HI 'L..E.,-tb.: Av--3:1 l 1-:,.:.'.,f,. .l , , 3, nh . 3. .W J.. 1, ,Q .vqwbry -.I :ll 350.5 vi.-...Q Nil! 0 0 r 1' U ' 0' 'v '. 'Q D r A I 'U ' ff 'IIIlVi', . - --ig 5 , ' r' A .Q Ag ,J Q :im N135 P 'Nr at Y N - 1 P1 1 5 OF THE H416-HT W7 saw 't, he yelled. 54 4 Bill grinned and simply said that he wanted to see another good scrap. After things became a little more calm, Dr. Reed brought up the question of class basketball. I understandj' he said, that those classes are going to play that game to-morrow night-the night before the day, of prayer. Gentlemen, I propose to stop that game. Prettyman pointed out that basketball games were played on Saturday nights, and that playing the day before the day of prayer was no worse than playing the day before the day of rest. Dr. Reed then demanded an action to make the two classes promise not to scrap. This was carried, Bill Landis voting in the negative. Sflfllffflf Bzdldifzg, Febmaqy 14, 1905. Many of the faculty were out to-day. t9o8 is holding the banquet, and Morgan, Filler and McIntire are down town watching developments. We can't do anything without Morgan. I understand that the banquet is a most successful affair. It is being held right in town, too. That saves money and demerits, as well as credit. Last year the Class of 1907 went out of town, got demerits, lost money and credit, too. Wish I was a Freshman to day, but these banquets are expensive. Denny Hall, lllay 9, 1905. We moved over to the new Denny Hall last Thursday. A great improvement here over that barn of Mohler's. lJL'Il7ljf Hall, lllay 23, 1905. Dr. Reed was very happy to-day. After the roll call, before the minutes were read, even, he jumped up, and in his proudest tones told how he interfered in the scrap yesterday. Gentlemen, he cried, those Freshmen came out with their class caps yesterday, but before the scrap was fairly started, I had it stopped. I shall ask the secretary to incorporate my accomplishment in the official minutes. Bill Landis muttered something about butting in, but Mclntire called him a Muelsak and told him to keep quiet. Adjourned for final meeting next week. Denny flall, Seplfmllcr 19, 1905. Held the first faculty meeting of the term. We all look for more trouble with that Class of r9o8, who are Sophomores now. After regulation business had been transacted, Prettyman got the floor. Mr. President, he said, I object to those Sophomores making rules for the Freshmen. My system is that I make all the rules. Last Thursday, on opening day, they placed rules on the Freshmen seats in chapel. We are going to run this thing and not those devils. Another thing-the Sophomores put up their posters last Friday morning. Big blanket affairs they were telling about the Freshmen. Dick Gilbert was arrested after being nearly shot to death by the Carlisle police. 55 4' ' Dr. Reed announced that the rush came off last Saturday morning, He even went so far as to say that he enjoyed watching it, and that he admired the way the Sophs put it to the Freshmen who had a class twice as large. IDKIUIVI' Iilall, ScfJ!z'11zbcr 26, IQ05. It appears that the Freshmen held their reception last night and that the Sophomores about broke it up. McGregor got the two Sawyers mixed up and told the wrong man about the affair. As a result only about half of them got to the reception, the other half being kept captive at the home of one of the Sophomore:-s who lives in town. A motion was passed to give two demerits to the Sophomores who were parading the streets at an improper hour for an improper purpose. This means that Sophs are not to watch for Freshman posters. ' Dczmy fluff, Oflolzef' 17, 1905. We had no faculty meeting last week because the faculty wanted to go to a rea party at Goodings. Dr. Reed was very angry again because the Freshman posters were put up last week. I tell you, gentlemen, it is a blaukety blanked outrage the way the Freshmen disfigured the gymnasium, and the way the Sophomores disfigured the Freshmen. Why that man Whitehead was a mass of green inside and out. Motion passed to place expense of repainting the gymnasium on the Freshmen. Sellers was questioned about the football game last Wednesday. He got red all over, even the top of his shiny head, but managed to get enough coherence to say : l X 1 l I f A That game was nearly a game of watah polo, don't you know. The I K , football nines played for nearly a half 11our in a regulah sea of mud and watah, K V 4' ffl. 1 i and tied. Mr. McGowan had an exquisite chance to make a goal, but he missed 1 it, and said a most shocking bad word. I LL 'intl' ' ,, Il ' . Dr. Mclntire, McGowan's dean, wanted to know what the word was, but - A Jill Sellers only got redder and refused to tell. 1- A , DL'1l7Ul Hclll, Now111!11'1' 1, 1905. .f i .L t , QM Faculty meeting called to order by Morgan as Dr. Reed is out of town N,,Mf?VMN ,: f 1' ,, ' ,2Mt,,,,1ffX looking up funds and students. The matter of the Freshmen banquet was W H ,ull I , gf. X LQ ' brought up. Leon was for censuring them for having it in the Fall term con- ' 425 ff l f- -5 trary to custom, but Filler thought ita good plan. He stated that it was at his ll ' 'ffuljg .-.... ?,? l WW' ' suggestion that the banquet was held at that time. Committee appointed to 'in H' I' um! l .Fif'L:,,,gg,', ascertain who it was that captured two Freshmen and took them to Wagner's EVERQ'g 32'L 'G ' WEMAD ' A' Gap where they were compelledlto chop wood, milk cows, and then walk back , -vv1'r'H-TI-IE-SOPHS 56V to Carlisle. Dr. Morgan asked for another committee to find out who put the beer barrels on his porch on Hal- loween, and who decorated Bosler Hall on the same night with china ware. l , Dcmqy Hall, january 11, 1906. There has been a lull for sometime in the activities of those classes, but it is breaking out again. Last Thursday, I believe, there was a Freshman sleigh ride, and Fagaus their president, was captured and carried out to the country. Simpson and Shilling were arrested, and bailed out by Robert. Last night the Freshmen interfered with a Sopho- more reception at Sawyers, and many of them got hurt for their pains. This morning there was a rush and we have voted about six hundred demerits to cover the cases of those who took part. Prof. Filler moved that Dr. Reed be instructed to keep the Freshmen in on the morning of thetwenty-third to have their pictures taken. Motion carried with an amendment to have members of the faculty remain, too, in order to assist Freshmen. Demyf flall, Febmary 13, 1906. Dr. Reed was in a jubilant mood to-day, because the basketball game was played on another day, than before the day of prayer. Mohler, the sporting man of the faculty, chuckled when he told how he had won bets on the Sophs. Many thought the Sophomores would lose, he bubbled, but they fooled 'em and I win the bets. Prettyman said that Monk ought to treat, but Monk just smiled and said, he was going to buy another Joly balance. Demzy Hall, Xllay 15, 1906. Had a short session to-day as Sellers and Lindsay wanted to go to the creek to hear the brown thrushes sing. Dr. Morgan reported that the Freshmen had come out in their yellow and black caps, and that from now on we might look for no more trouble from 1908. Members treated to ice cream and cake after Sellers and Lindsay left. Denny Hall, February 26, 1907. After routine business, Dr. Gooding said he had some interesting things to tell. He cleared his throat, touched up his hair, walked over to Dr. Morgan and placed his hands on his shoulders and began : You know, Dr. Reed, Dr. Mclutire, Professor Sellers, you know that man Gaylord-the man of-the strongest of mental powers. Recently, gentlemen, recently, he has developed the most marvellous powers of hypnotism. His control of-the mental powers of--his fellows is a most wonderful exhibition of psychical phenomena. 'Here, Mohler said, O thunder, Gooding what are you trying to give us now? All the other members thought about the same thing and the meeting broke up. The record stops here, and the historian submits it as above with the belief that it tells the story better than any poor words of his own could have hoped to do. HISTORIAN. 57 1908's Class Football Teams. Freshman Team. CONOVER. . . STEVENSON QGREENJ, Pmacrc QBROWNJ, KETTERER, . MCGOYVAN, LINDSAV, BECK, . MCWHIMIQY, . GILBERT CCapt.b. WAI.KLEY, . STUART, . . 1908, 5 g 1907, o. 3 Position. Left End, . Left Tackle, Left Guard, Center, . Right Guard, Right Tackle, Right End, . Quarter-back, Left Halfback, Right Halfback, lfullback, . 58 Sophomore Team. . . GILRIERT. . LANDIS. . L1NnsAv KE'F'l'l-ZRJQR. . MCGOWAN. . PIERCE. . BECK. . MCWHINNEV. . PARVIS. . COCHRAN. . STUART QCapt.j. 1903, 52 1909, 5' 1908 sommmoms 'rr-:AM Juniors. 0 Name. Profession. i Nat. Propects. Nicknames. Favorite Expression. Favorite Pastime. 5Gen'l Appearance GILBERT. Lawyer. 5 On the decline. Dick. cripes Almighty ! Writing letters. Happy. PARVIS. Business Man. 1 Indeiinite. Corky. Ah Boy! Gymnasium. 5 Well rounded, DAVENPORT. Lawyer. Good. Horney. Jimminy Christmas ! Blowing his horn. . Harmless. COCHRAN. Teacher. 3 Time will tell. V Frau. Show me ! Studying. l Sedate. STEVENSON. Business Man 1 Foregone. Stevie. Bi Grab ! Calling. Trim. MCWHINNEY. Lawyer. 1 Hopeful. Mac. Certainly is l Arguing politics. Neat. 4 GAYLORD. Hypnotist. . Sorry. Gay. Milennial Dawn ! Hypnotizing. Impressive. STUART. Teacher. Q Out-of-sight. Chal. Is that so ! Peacemaking. Q Handsome. POWELL. Business Man. 3 He would if- Q Powwow. Judas Priest ! Playing. Innocent. ZERBE. Lawyer. All settled. , Bill. Gosh Hornit! Being entertained. Cheerful. SEAMAN. Teacher. Not in it. Dutch. Dog gone it ! Thinking. . Modern. SAYVYER. Teacher. We guess and fear. 1 New. The Deuce ! Running. , Conservative. FRVE. Business Man Dubious. Big tub. By Heck ! Talking. X Stylish. FLYNN. Minister. ' Not yet, but- i Mary. Look here ! Pleasing the fair. Patriarchal, HIISTON. Business Man Miles away. Sharp. Gee Whiz ! Assisting his chuni. 1 Forlorn. WILI.IAMS. Minister. ' Bright. Deac. That's what ! Entertaining. T Robust, SHILLING. Teacher. 1 Progressing. Chum. I object ! . Studying. , Energetic, STRELMAN. Teacher. j Out of the question. Tussey. Great Scott ! Grinding. i Tired. SCHAPPELLE. Business Man 5 N. G. Chappy. By Hen! Elocution. I Modern. CAROTHERS, Miss. 7 Teacher. l Not serious. ' Ethel. Mercy ! Entertaining. Enticing. PROUSE, Miss. Teacher. Only waiting. N Ethel. Don't you care ! Walking. l Attractive, FAUBLE, MISS. 1 Teacher. l Very good. Rose. That's old! Going to Hiltons. Charming. KISNER, MISS. Teacher. l Enviable. l Helen. 5 That's too bad l Entertaining. l Bashful. 60 Freshman Team. F. SIMPSON QCapt.J. MCWHINNEY. FELT. MCGowA N. GILBERT KLANDISQ. 1908, 133 IQO7, 21. 1908's Basketball Teams. Sophomore Team. F. SIMPSON. McWH1NNEv 1Cnpt.J IVICGOWAN. PARVIS. STL-:VENSON CG11.1z1f:RTj 1903-241 1909 23- .ffmf ,C 7 CLARENCE Russmr. ANDERSON, . . . . Blake, Md, Belles-Lettres Literary Society. In mathematics he was greater Than 'l'ycho Brahe or Ena Pater. If you ever noticed a small, slender ligure, heading toward the Iron Gate, with head bowed in deep revery and a look of blank abstraction on his face, that must have been Andy. econoniizing time by thinking out math problems on the way to Ladies' Hall. Andy goes there three times every day, just at meal time, not as a caller, understand, but as a helpmeet to all the girls. When he isn't doing that, he's correcting 't Dutch Prettyman in Senior German or dabbling in some of Bill Lindsay's vile compounds. If you don't know this fellow already, look for a youth, with the hunted gaze of a pic- ture agent, wrapped in an old, faded-out, once-upon-a-time-green sweater. That's Andy. Fosma Ausmcv, . . ' . Rushsylvania, Ohio. Long, lean, lank, and thin as one of Satan's cherubim. The quotation above gives you exactly tl1e shape of Ansley's frame -something in the Morgarian style, as it were, only not so much so. Ansley is 85M up and down, while jim Henry is 9296, according to latest measurements. Besides, this man, as you can see, is decidedly handsome and civilized in appearance, while-. But we must hasten. Since Ansley is a newcomer into our class, we desire, with this oppor- tunity, to extend him a hearty welcome to our midst. Not only studious and observant, he has the rare faculty of valuing the gold of silence above the silver of speech. Gizonmf PAUL Bifzcic, . . . . .... Philadelphia. Phi Delta Thetag Belles-Lettres Literary Society: Philadelphia Club, Class Football Team QI, zlg Class Historian fi, 2, 3jg Class Athletic.Manager QU, Anniversary Debater Qrjg Track Team frlg Vice-President Intercollegiate Prohibition League of Pennsylvania C335 Editor-in- Chief 1903 Mlckocosxu Qgj. Look what alittle vain dust we are. The editor-in-ehief takes this opportunity to personally express his thanks to all who have coop- t d 'th him in the reparation of this IWIICROCOSNI Without tl1e encouragement and aid of the era e wi p . . p student body and especially of those who have contributed articles or made suggestions, this work would not l1ave been possible. As for the book-it must speak for itself. The editorisa math rodigv OD If you don't believe it see Dr Landis under whom he has studied for three successive years, and contemplates taking post-igrad work next year. , 63 BENSON B. Boss, ......... Spencerville, Md. Phi Kappa Sigma: Belles-Lettres Literary Societyg Anniversary Program Belles-Lettres Liter- ary Society Qljg First McDaniel Prize fljg Divided Clen1en's Prize Cxjg Divided McDaniel Prize fill: Cannon Prize Qzjg Recording Secretary Y. M. C. A. 1315 Class Treasurer C315 Treas- urer Athletic Association Q 31. Hushed as midnight silence. Boss is one of those fellows who just keeps sawing wood. He keeps in the background until about Commencement time and then he looms up big and large, and becomes the hero of the hour. We would like to roast him, but he has walked among us so circumspectly that there is really nothing to gay. He has captured about all the prizes in the catalogue and will probably make fl' B K without hal trying. LILLIAN OLIVE BROWN, . . . . Friedensburg. Harman Literary Societyg Y. W. C. A.g Treasurer Harman Lit- erary Society tzjg Secretary of Y. W. C. A. 1355 Delegate to Silver Bay fzj. Lovelicst of women, heaven is in thy soul. You might think, looking at Lillian's picture, that she was large, but she isn't. That is, of course, physically. To see her, you would won- der how one small body could contain the great heart she has as well as all she knows. She is always ready and willing to lend a helping hand and is never too busy to give any desired assistance. Lillian likes to make every minute count and consequently has been much worried this year over the time one of the professors wastes in unnecessary explanations. Finally, if you want anything done, go to Lillian. She has a wonderful intellect and a heart of pure gold. S.. jomv JAMES HUNTING, . . . . . . Newark, Md. Give it a nickname and you can have it. Baby Bunting hails from the Eastern Sho and is a good representative of the truck they send from Maryland. Babe is the prodigy of Rev. Pop Hirons, who once upon a time was his pastor. He swears by Hirons and often wheels the baby around town when Hirons is busy with pastoral work or arguing with Pop. Peters about the proper training for children. Babe visited Lloyd Hall one night to see an acquaintance-he ran into about two dozen co-eds and became so fussed up that he hasn't called since. He gets rather twisted when he recites. Has been an angel ever since Docky caught him playing ball on the campus. Since writing the above, we have learned that he has been appointed chaplain of the Indian School. 54 EDWARD BEITAMAN BURKEY, . . . . . Hamburg. He is retired as the noontide dew, Or fountain in a noonday grove. Eddie impresses us as some being from another planet, wl1o never entirely domesticated him- self on our earth. We picture him as an alien creature, gliding timorously and obscurely among the mass of ordinary men, remote himself from their lives and ambitions, yet observing them with the curi- osity of a stranger and retiring to meditate upon the meaning of their acts and ways. Seems to have required solitude for the shaping and perfecting of his thoughts. He fails in a broad and living sym- pathy with the diverse passions and interests of student life. Rooms with Seaman-manages to exist at the commons and hangs up his hat in East. No wonder he doesn't grow. Eddie is, with all, a good fellow and attends strictly to his own affairs, and that's a mighty good trait. ETHEL R. Caaormfms, . . . . . Carlisle. Chi Omegag Harman Literary Societyg Class Poet QI, zjg Class Secretary fglg Treasurer Harman Literary Society fzjg Secretary Harman Literary Society C,-Q, Secretary Dramatic Club fglg Mickocosm Board f3j. To be merry best becomes you 3 for out of question, you were born in a merry hour. Ethel is an exponent of' the strenuous life. Her insatiable greed for jokes causes her to spend many hours of research in the library, her interest in everyone and everything about Dickinson necessitates an acquaintance with them all, and the strikes she has endured since she entered Prep would have killed the rest of us, but Ethel has only one little dear. In athletics, in basketball and especially skating, she has a reputation Q her dramatic ability was shown in the 'Varsity show, and has been awarded a prominent place in the Dramatic Club g of course, Ethel has by no means, neglected her social nature. Her sunny smile, her ever-ready jokes and goodwill toward everyone has gained her popularity. She has done much, as a member of the editorial staff, to make this Mlcnocoslu a success. Lewis HliRlil42R'I' CHRISMAN, .-..- - - E. Downingtowu. Alpha Chi Rho, Belles-Lettres Literary Societyg Vice-President Belles-Lettres Literary Society 1353 Vice-President Y. M. C. A.. tgjg Alternate Intersociety Debate Cjgjg Secretary and Treasurer Intercollegiate Debating Conmnttee fgj. I love my ceaseless prattle V Of words with noisy flow 3 I love to wind my mouth up g I love to hear it go, Jezekiah is a puzzle to all who know him. Orator, knocker, Idebater, thinker, student fexcept llill Landis' putrid mathj, argilier -in all these he excells. Chr1sn1an's wit is exceptional, almost proverbial, but is often noted for its lack of humor. Woe unto the man who tries to best him in an argu- ment, for at the last he stingeth like an adder, and he will have the last word even if he has to stand at the door and run as he utters the last syllable. Moxie Prettyman says that he is the most cultured student in Dickinson College, but with all this he declares that he will only get through math by the grace of the faculty. We believe and state, without fear of contradiction, that Chrisnian is the best read man that Dickinson has had for years. ALICE M. CLARKSON, ..... Williamstown. Maiden with thy bright brown eye Thy cheery smile, V And sprightly grace Alice, our little musician, came to us in our Soph year. She knows the latest songs and ragtime and is the life and center of all class functions. Dr. Prince refers to her all money questions for she is an experienced banker, unlike most up-to-date bankers, she is blissfully ignorant of the modern methods of high finance. Her heart hath room for every joy from junior sleigh rides to measles. S. CARROI. COALIC, . . . . . Ruxton, Md. Phi Kappa Sigma, Belles-Lettres Literary Societyg Dramatic Club. A slender, juiceless, saplingf' Carrol is very quiet, but on occasion he can muster up a great deal of energy and make things buzz. Last term he was mistaken for a Fresh- man and was liberally paddled with cluhs by a band ofSop11s. He declares now that he will make underclassmen respect him, if he has to do it with a bed slat. He is very basliful and gets red and excited when the professors call on him. However, he has been known to go down a whole receiving line without completely wilting. Last Summer he spent part of his vacation at Asbury Park and as he was the only man there for several days, he made a decided hit. While he is not very big he could always be depended on in the strenuous fighting days when we were underclassrnen. ' Hraanrmcr GREEN COCHRAN, . ' . . . . . East New Market, Md. Phi Kappa Psi g Sophomore Band : Belles-Lettres Literary Society g Class Football Team Q25 3 Weber Prize Q2jg Executive Committee Qgjg Assistant Manager Football Team fgj. The ladies call him sweet The stairs, as he treads on them, kiss his feet. Here is one who is deft, quick. sparkling and neither too serious nor too profound. Wears the badge of a grind and yet has a boundless reverence and affection for all women and for one. He is the acknowledged sage of the class whose philosophy gushes forth when demanded. Has a pleasant salutation for everybody and is a jolly good fellow in every particular. One of the most popular fellows in the class and deservedly so. Expects to complete his course at Oxford after graduating with 1908. 66 WILLIAM HOWARD DAVENPORT, ...... Roland Park, Md. Alpha Chi Rho, U. P. Society, Hon. Mention Freshmen Oratorical Contest fljg Anniversary Dehater Qijg Bard Leader Intersociety Debate Qljg Class Track Team QU, 'Varsity Show fgjg Band of Hope Ci, 2, 33. He awoke and found himself asleep. i A harmless, necessary cat. You wouldn't think it, but this sleepy looking youth before you has dislocated his jaw no less than six times for the glory of Dickinson. He is so strenuous that when he gets quiet he goes to sleep, in fact, Bill Landis is the only prof who Call keep him awake, and in old Supe's class he is a greater attraction, in his own particular line, than Supe himself. Spends his time pumping air into his melodious Ol cornet, making temperance addresses, preaching at the mission, and piloting the women home from Epworth League socials. Has a graft with the town girls. , He is a member of Pussy King's zu wr Chapel Band. , :jT,:,,, 4,83 LAURA MARSTON Dix, . . . . Carbondale. Harman Literary Society, Y. W. C. A., Secretary Y. W. C. A. Qzjg Delegate to Silver Bay flj. A shilling for your thoughts. This is Dixie. No, she is not a Southern maiden. We only call l1er that because of the similiarity to her real name, and because of her sunny disposition. Her friends are too numerous to mention. Dixie is not mercenary, but in her most thoughtful moments, she will confess that she prefers aman with some money to his name, even if it be English coin. It was Dixie's room that was the Mecca of all the chem- , istry victims in our Sophomore year. There we received help, comfort and often refreshmt-nt. In this, as in many other ways Dixie is always a present help in trouble. LIDA M. Eisaicwr, . - - - Carlisle. Y. W. C. A. As pure as a pearl and as perfect. Lida is well cared for in college by a big brother and a Freshman sister. She hasn't been with us quite long enough for us to learn any of her peculiarities if she has any. But we have all learned to like her and to welcome her as a valuable addition to 1908. She came to us from Ursinus. With some effort we expect to send Lida out in r9o3, one of the most loyal Dickinsonians in the class. 67 N J 5 H P-igfii 1. ' '9 1 , . Mx , ai Rosa Loan FAUBLIQ, . . . . . Belleffmte- Queen Rose of the rose bud garden. As her name would imply, Rose is very lovable, modest and reserved. More than one brave knight has tried in vain to storm the castle of her heart. She has two great failings, oysters and sleep. She loves oysters and always preferred a sthew but has lately changed to a frye. Sleep is a second nature to her: She dreams through German and nods through Victorian poets. Her favorite musical composition is Traumerei. In spite of these two tendencies, Rose is a very fine girl, and those who know her well love her well. JOHN WII.l,lAM FLYNN, . Washington, D. C. Alpha Chi Rho, U. P. Society. As the wind he bloweth when hc listeth, But no man lisleneth when he blowethf' This ministerial looking chap claims the National Capital as his home, at least that's where he goes when Christmastime comes around. He came into our class from I909.i00killg for better company, having had only a few weeks of Sophomore existence. If yon don't believe he lived it strenuously ask the chief of police. Although good natured, he laughs only when absolutely necessary. When you look into those earnest brown eyes you seem to look clear through his soul. Rev. Mr. Flynn makesa weekly trip to Manheim where they give him chicken to eat and the girls make eyes at him during prayers, but he's utterly impervi- ous. Has trouble with his stomach. DuLc11N: FOREMAN, . . . . , Carlisle- Her voice was ever soft, Gentle and low, an excellent thing in woman. E - Dulcie is little-yes she is-but O my! She can be very dignified and demure, but usuallv she is smiling and vivacious. As she has charge of Dorathea in study hall it is necessary for her to assume a somewhat high pitch and decided accent at times, but in the classroom her voice is soft and low, and of such rare quality that it peculiarly stimulates the auditory organs of a certain junior-if of no one else-and produces an overflow of smiles, smiles, smiles. Dulcie has alwavs been loyal to 1908, and is willing to do anything for the class but write poetry. She loves to smile and can even appreciate Miss Carothers's delicate wit. May fortune ever smile upon her. '68 WARREN J. FRYE, ........ Trenton, N. J, Delta Tau Delta, 'Varsity Football Team C 31, 'Varsity Baseball Team f3J. There's mischief in this man. Blue Blood is a parson's son and we all know what to expect. He only came into our midst this year from the far West, but he had made good. His chief diversion is eating and reading French for Old Supe. It is needless to say that he excels in the former. Prides himself upon the blue blood coursing through his veins. Like all fat people, he knows not what trouble is and always wears the sunny smile. We are sure that he has a girl ill tl1e West to whom he is as true as steel. Blue Blood is a congenial addition to the Class of l908. CLYDE RAYMOND Gav1,oR11, . . . . Blossburg. U. P. Society: Mystic Five, Sky Parlor 12, 35, Secretary 'U. P. Society Qzjg President and Founder of the M. E. Society. Twinkle, twinkle little star, llow you wonder what I are. What strange courses nature sometimes takes. This diminutive man is so small that his feet scarcely touch the ground. Rooms ill sky parlor where his tranquil existence is broken only by the melodious strains of miles and miles and miles Is Kurtz's little devil-furnishes all the oil Zlllli matches-gets up early and turns 011 the steam for his neighbors-says cheese sandwitches are very nutritious and that potatoes contain too much starch. Buys Sun- day dinner at the commons and stuffs himself full. Is a disciple of Bernar McFadden and jumps over four chairs nine times every night before going to bed. Reads Zion's Watch Tower and is busy pre- paring for the millenium which l1e claims will he here October, 1915. Doesn't believe in torment hereafter-believes he is getting his share in Jim Henry's Greek class. Has been with us two years and asked recently if there was a shower bath in the gy11111. Gets up regularly at 6 30 and then is late for chapel. Has a kind heart and large feet. His greatest achievement is his hypnotic power. RICHARD I-I. G11.111sa'r, JR., . . . . . . . . . Berwick. Sigma Chi: Theta Nu Epsilon: Sophomore Band, Class Football Team Q1, zjg Captain Class Football Team Qllg Class Basketball Team 11, 213 'Varsity Baseball Team Qgjg Manager Indoor Sports fglg 'Varsity Scrub 12, 35g Manager-in-Chief 1908 IUICROCOSM 135. No man has tasted differing fortunes more And thirteen times have I been rich and poor. This is the boisterous, easy-going, masculine, cheerful, dashing, rollicking Dick Gilbert, manager-in-chief of the 1908 MICROCOSM. Dick is one of the characters of the class. His favorite song is I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way. Is always ready to argue with any member of the faculty. His large heart is very tender toward wonianhood alld goodness. He loves all girls and has been engaged no less than seven times. Without tl1e unceasing efforts of Dick, this MICROCOSM would ll0t have been possible. He has sacrificed more for the Class of 1908 than any other of its loyal members. In the wee, small hours when others were in the land of dreams, he was planning and working that this volume might be a success. Q WILLIAM ROBERT HIRONS, . Carlisle. Belles-Lettres Literary Society. Round, fat, oily man of God. This is not a personification of the Beef Trust, but only Pop Hirons, a preacher, as his benign countenance would indicate, and what is more, the proud father of two of the cunningest young ones you ever saw. Pop started his college life as a Freshman of 1909, but discovering his fatal mistake, he jumped the intervening space and landed one year ahead, in good old 1908. The change agreed with him, for lle'S been growing bigger ever since. The only consolation is that he'll have to stop sometime, somewhere. He loves to argue with Dr. Prince after Bible, on abstruse questions of the- ology. Is a walking example of the truth that it's easier to be fat and good than to be good and fat. He and Dad Peters hold nightly consultations on the merits of different baby foods. In the Spring Pop may be seen, every afternoon, wheeling a baby coach along the streets of town. SAMUEL SHARPE Hus'roN, Carlisle. U. P. Society. A youth to fortune and to fame unknown. ' Sharpe is one of those fellows who stick by the second section, on the third floor of which he runs study hall for the benefit of a host of reprobates who go there for want of another place to hang up. Gorry! but it's a miscellaneous bunch he lets in there to 'loaf and smoke and read French You know he's good natured for Bill is among them. He recently assumed a pair of nose-glasses attached to a black rope by way of an unsuccessful attempt to look intellectual. Huston forms one of Supels Old Guard and thereby has gained the aforesaid prof's grati- tude and sarcasm. RALPH Jaconv, ..... . . Newville. Not all the promise of the polished town Can smooth the roughness ofthe barnynrd down. It wouldn't be quite safe to say that he's from the farm, he's not, he's. there yet. Occasionally, when not otherwise engaged, Jacoby attends a class, but no one seems to know what becomes of him afterwards. He has been found guilty at very rare intervals of loafing in Huston's roomg this seems to be the only thing that can be definitely said to his discredit. Jim Henry had a hard -time keeping him in college during the Freshman year, and he finally got away altogether for awhile. Upon our return for our second year, we found that his Alma Mater still had a charm for him. Is popular with the school marms. 70 Tuaonona CURRY JONES, ...... Philadelphia. Bela Theta Pi g Belles-Lettres Literary Society Q Philadelphia Club. ' Soft as the dew from heaven. . This is another of our late acquisitions. We would say that he is one of the flowers that have bloomed in the Autunm of our college course, but we won't g he's so nearly good looking he might think we were making fun on too short an acquaintance. Ted, as you would naturally suppose, is an advocate of the big stick. We have heard that he, upon being informed that the band was no respecter of classes, keeps one suspended over his bed where he can reach it in case of a rush of company. He comes from the same city as the other Jones of our class and is just constituded differently enough to have made him a good chum. Theodore goes out on the town with Shenton occasionally, but wisely refrains from mentioning it to any but his.intimate friends. JOSEPH FRANKLIN JONES, JR., . . . Philadelphia. Belles-Lettres Literary Society Q Philadelphia Club. When I beheld this I sighed nud said within myself, Surely mortal man is a hroomstickf' We never knew him until this year and we are not sure we exactly know him yet. At first he was very particular to have the Jr. tacked ou, probably to distinguish him from the Sr., who we afterward found was a politician. J. Frank is one of those fellows who hew to the line. believes in resting on the Sabbath so that he can get in some heavy liks before daybreak on Monday. And by the way, don't crack any jokes in his presence for he isn't afflicted with a sense of humor, his mind is ou higher things. Why, Theodore once shocked him by quot- ing Shakespeare in commenting on a Greek construction. From looking at him you wouldn't take him for a ladies' man. Well, you have another think. G. Hauizv KETFERER, , . . . . . . . . Somerton. Kappa Sigma g U. P. Society 3 Philadelphia Club g Class Football Team fl, 2 lg Anniversary Debater CI, 23, Dickiusomzm Board fzjg Class President Czjg Gilbert Prize 123, President Phila- delphia Club Qgjg Intersociety Debater fgjg Intercollegiate Debating Committee fgjg Editorial Board Micaocosivi Q3J. Say, will you love me when I'm bald? When my poor head is smooth and bare? For I must tell you now, sweet love, That I am surely getting there Bishop is a big bunch of jolly, merry, easy-going humanity, supporting on his broad shoulders, a head that is almost bare. But then, brains and hair won't mix anyhow. Yes, he's a parson, can't you see that for yourself? Certainly he is fond of chickens,-all preachers are. We wouldn't like to make any assertion as to his matrimonial possibilities,-all that we know is this, he bought his organist a nice Christmas present and he writes to West Philadelphia once every week. His one great ambition is, in his own words, To have a cozy little parsonage and a nice little wife to darn his socks. HELEN Er,rzAa1s'rr-r Kisuau, . . Carlisle- Pi Beta Phig Y. W. C. A. What thing she bid me do, I do 5 And where she bids me go, I go: And when she likes to call, Icome. Helen came to us from the Bloomsburg State Normal and brought with her a broad knowledge of school life and an intimate acquaintance with some of the most illustrious men of our Freshmen year. She is apparently very studious, but has a rapid method for learning and does not expend an over amount of effort on her books. As a 1908 girl, Helen has won tl1e friendship of the entire class on account of her jolly disposition, but the very latest addition to the class seems to have been the most enamored by her charms. The maiden, on the contrary, moved by her love for mankind in general, Wood-ward off all such dangers and never has anything to do with affairs called cases. To have this IIOIICSY, SIUCCYC girl for a friend is a special favor which, those who enjoy, prize highly and which, those who do not enjoy, should seek. ' SAMUEL Iiacnrm, LANDIS, . . . . Rock Glen. Alpha Chi Rho 3 U. P. Societyg Corresponding Secretary U. P. Society CID: Class Football Team 12,3 Class Basketball Team Qxjg Class Treasurer fzjg Dickinsonian Board Q2, 35. Somebody's darling so young and so bold. This is the only one we have from Luzerne County, and grateful we are-also that Luzerne kept the rest. Becky is a basketball fiend and a ladies' man, although he likes little girls best of all, never happier than when a bevy of them come along with sleds and let him be horse. Once in his Sophomore year he tried to run, but wasn't built for it and dislocated his shoulder joint, and was never guilty again. Sen1i-occasion- ally Sammy cracks a joke and enjoys it. I-Ie is probably going to be a missionary, whether to Central Africa or Luzerne County is doubtful. RUTH A. LEAMAN, . . . . . Carlisle. Books were her passion and delight. Ruth is a faithful student and a great reader. Dr. Prettyman recognizes her as an authority on German grammar. She knows the locus classicus of all quotations and illusions. Her sunny smile never fails even when hurrying to chapel without her breakfast, and she has been known to smile when coming from a Greek Art written. She would like her schedule much better, if chapel came an hour later. lSl1e hopes some day to lead a life of ease and give herself up entirely to reading and literary researc 1. 72 GEORGE CLAIR Lmnsav, . . . Carlisle- U. P. Society, Class Football Team fl, zj. Little pitchers have wide ears. This seemingly stolid countryman with somewhat the asfpect of a benignant farmer, is one of our quiet members whose broad grin out-morgans Jim Henry himsel . George walks about six miles every morning and was never known to Hunk a recitation. He is a great, big, country boy of that genuine sturdy type, which always makes good in after life. Huston has been leading him astray lately and we wouldn't be at all surprised to find him wearing a pair of nose glasses and a black string before long. One morning, recently, we read in a local paper of the marriage of one-George Lindsey, of Carlisle, but our classmate denies that he is the one. May the gods preserve us from such a loss ! HARRY EARL MCWHINNIEY, . . . . Homestead. Sigma Chi, Sophomore Band, U. P. Society: Comus Clubg Class Football Team fl, zlg Class Basketball Team fl, 253 Cap- tain Class Basketball Team fzjg 'Varsity Football Team Q2, 3,2 Assistant Manager Baseball Team f3jg Editorial Staff 1908 MICROCOSM. , Every nmn is as heaven nmdc him and sometimes a little worse. Mac is one of those all-round fellows who can do society, excell in athletics and make straight A's without any effort on his part, and then have barrels of time left over. He believes firmly in the subjuga- tion of all Freshmen. therefore, he joined the Sophomore Band and like President Roosevelt is an advocate of the big stick. Last july he made up his mind. somewhat suddenly, to pass the State board examina- tion. Well, he did it! His favorite song is, julia, Julia. Mac has worked faithfully as a member of the editorial staff of this MICIQKJ- COSM. ANNIE REESE O'BRIEN, . . . . Lewes, Del. Pi Beta Phig Harman Literary Society, Y. W. C. A. A maiden sweet and womanly. This Irish lassie has the happy faculty of seeing the bright side of life and loves nothing better than a good joke. She excells in orthography and penmanship, and has always had a cherished desire to instruct along these lines, but lately she has developed an insatiable passion for French. Dr. Super has arranged a special course of study for her. We all hope she will not study so hard as to endanger her health. Annie is a typical IQOS girl. A faithful Y. W. C. A. worker, a good student, a delightful companion, a true friend. She hath a daily beauty in her life. 73 Gaovak CLEVELAND PARv1s, ........ Milford.De1- Phi Kappa Psi, Sophomore Band, Class Football Team fr, 255 Class Basketball Team QI, zjg 'Varsity Football Team CI, 2, 3,1 Captain fall, MICROCOSM Board 133. Oh, I am stabbed with laughter. Cork hails from Dover Academy and is a staunch Democrat, as you can readily see by his name. He attends Ch.lrch for recreation, and joined the Sophomore Band for his spiritual welfare. Is an authority on chorus girls, and if there happens to be a show in town you can always find him on the bald-headed row. Cork and his jersey are inseparable. Has a physical culture class at Metzger and is, of course, envied by everv other fellow in college. It is reported that he will some day, not yet, but soon, take unto himself a pretty little wife from his class-for he is an earnest exponent of matri- mony. So l1ere's happiness to Mr. and Mrs. Grover Cleveland Parvis. ELSIE V. PHILLIPS, . .... Carlisle. Harman Literary Societyg Patton Prize QU, Second Scholar- ship Prize l2l. I know you have a gentle noble temper, A soul as even as a calm. 'This maiden, so modest and unassuming, has inherited some remarkable German characteristics. She has more patience, industry and time than anyone else in the class. She confesses that she takes great delight in those things that weary or tefrify others. Hence, her knowledge of Greek and Latin constructions and her neglect of l1er watch in French class. Elsie is always calm and agreeable even before a chemistry test. She digs Greek roots, sorts Latin stems and with a sprig of German and a pinch of French is compounding a mixture to pour into the heads of her innocent pupils-perhaps, yes perhaps: for you can never tell when she may be needed to dig and stir in the Pharmacy. CHARLES DETLIFF POYVELL, .... . . . New York, N. Y. Phi Kappa Sigmag U. P. Society, Class Vice-President Qzlg U. P. Oratorical Contest 4233 Dirk- insoman Board Q3J, Anniversary Debater Qzlg MICROCOSM Board fgl. The times have been that the brains were out the man would die. When he came, why he came, and whither he goeth, no man can tell. This is a peculiar mixture which is hard to analyze. We do not for one moment presume to give any solution as we have come to no conclusion. When he first came he ranked high in his classes and made straight A's, but lately has been content to squeeze through. The only reason we can give is the fact, that he is rapidly becoming a social star arid spends nearly all his time in meditating over a certain snap shot which he always carries in his pocket. I-Ie saved a certain Junior girl's life once by killing a huge snake. By this heroic act, he has won l1er everlasting gratitude. If he doesn't become a teacher of Latin or Greek, he will, in all probability, make a living by selling hot air furnaces. 74 Mr and Mrs. H. Chalmers Stuart. . Philadelphia. He-Sigma Chlg Theta Nu Epsilong Sophomore Band, U. P. Societyg Class Football Team fi, zjg Captain Class Football Team Qzjg President jr. Class fgjg Executive Committee Q3jg Business Board MICROCOSM f3j. She-Chi Omegag Y. W. C. A.g Class Secretary Qzj. What. therefore, God hath joined touether let no man put asunder. Yesterday afternoon a telegram was received by relatives here announcing the quiet wedding of Chalmers Stuart, of West Pomfret Street, this place, and Miss Ethel Prouse, of Delaware. The happy event took place in Philadelphia on Monday morning, and the father of the bride ofhciated. The groom is a son of Mrs. Sarah F. Stuart, of this place, and both Mr. and Mrs. Stuart are members of the junior Class of Dickinson College. The young bride has been a co-ed at the institution for the past three years, and the two met about three years ago as class- u1ates. -flarrisburg Telegraph, April 2, 1907. Yes, they have gone and left us. They were loyal members of our class, but tl1e college awakened one morning in April and found that they had deserted their Alma Mater. What is our loss is their gain. He used to be night watchman at Lloyd Hall and gained glory for himself on the memorable night of attempted burglarly, when he quieted the panic-stricken girls. Lloyd Hall has sustained a great loss. We extend our heartfelt congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. Stuart. 75 RUTH RINKER, . ..... Carlisle. A woman's gentle heart, hut not acquainted l With shifting change as is false women's fashion. The greatest fault we find with Ruth is that her faults are too few. She is always dignified, some- times appallingly so, but with a short lookout for the sunny and funny side of lifeg is a conscientious student when there is no possible opportunity to chatg boasts of a democratic spirit, but sometimes neglects to put it in practice g is thoroughly domestic, having accepted a position as housekeeper for the Bachelor Maid's Club. As for the men, her ideal has not yet been realized and she doesn't seem to be making any effort to idealize the material at hand. She is an honor to 1908. NEWELL WHEELER SAWYER, . . - . Washington, D. C. Sigma Alpha Epsilong U. P. Society, Musical Clubs QI, 2, gjg Peale Prize fljg Boyer Prize Qzjg McDaniel Prize 1255 Society Librarian fgjg 'Varsity Show fjlg Class Track Team fzjg Captain Track Team C355 MICROCOSM Board Qgj. Ile draweth out the thread of his vcrbosity liner than the staple of his argument. This is little Newell and he's from Washington By Heck! It is utterly incongruous for anyone short of Mark Twain to attempt to expiate upon this gentleman's fertility of expression. We dismiss this subject with a word--he was never known to lack a picturesque simile in any exigency since he entered college. He is a frivolous town student and when things are quiet at home he may be seen looking for trouble around college. When in this frame of mind he first visits Gaylord and argues Millennial Dawn and everlasting torment, the-nce he visits Christman and argues politics, finally he ends up at Shi1ling's room by telling a lot of hackneyed jokes. BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ScHAPPELI.E, ..... . . Hamburg. Alpha Chi Rho: Belles-Lettres Literary Societyg Gymnasium Team QI, 25g Dramatic Clubg MIcRoCosM Business Board 135. Misery acquaints us with strange bedfellowsf' This little bunch of watch springs claims descent from about four different nations as his name will suggest. We call it Pennsylvania Dutch, but Schap always gets mad when we do. He recites in Dutch, dreams in Dutch and swears in Dutch. Mox always shows him off on State occasions. Is an authority on hunting, gunning and cereals. However, his diversity of gifts has stood us well, for in addition to all the above, he has found time to hustle for the ads for this book. 76 HENRY LEWIS SEAMAN, . . . . Hamburg. U. P. Society, Business Board MICROCOSINI 135. Improvement is the order of the age. The gentleman before you is a good example of what a college can do for a man, if he will only let it. He has lost all of his faults, except his propensity to say Walley. When Dutch first came to us he was hooked up with Burkey fa combination which was too much for Houck and Livermorej and we though he was hopeless, but somehow they got separated. Since then he has shown us what he really is. He's a jolly good fellow and can stand Dick Gilbert's banter without swearing. We think he will someday fill a chair of science. JOIIN Sl-IILLING, . . . . . Felton, Del. Alpha Chi Rho, Belles-Lettres Literary Societyg Track Teamf I,Qjg Anniversary Debate fijg McDaniel Prize CID: Clemens Prize fIjg Cannon Prize Qzlg Intersociety Debate 1311 'Varsity Show 135, Assistant Manager Dz'fkinson1'an fgjg MICROCOSM Board fgjg Treasurer Y. M. C. A. fgj. Accuse not nature, she hath done her part When you combine the forehead of a jove, the nose of a Greek, the inexpressible eyes of a Spanish grisette, and the mouth of a Fry- singer Evans. there will surely be something doing, and these are in this fellow. No picture will suffice. You must see the original. John is a representative College man-not neglectfnl of study in the pursuit of athletics and other activities, nor over-attentive to it at their expense. but save and sensible in both. john believes IO is his lucky number, especially if you say it in French. His favorite song is Dixie. WII,LIAM HENRY SHIPE, ..... . . . . Sunbury Kappa Sigma, U. P. Society, Prohibition Clubg Gymnasium Team QI, 213 President Prohibition Club 3 . K J Why should the spirit of mortal be proud This young man of such solemn appearance has taken upon himself the task of getting the institu- tion on the water wagon. Prettyman says he won't get on and Bill is mad about it. He has some very peculiar ideas about dirt and health. Natural History has great attractions for him. He will tramp all day over hills and through meadows for two little pheasants and a poor little woodchuck. On one occasion he was heard using cuss words to express his opinion of Jim Henry, but outside of this, his career among us has been a model of decorum and dignity. 77 J. WALTER SKrLr,1No'roN, . . . . Newville. Phi Kappa Sigma. A specimen of God's carelessness. Skill is the Newville Methodist preacher. How they stand him up there is more than we are going to undertake to explain. As you will observe for yourself, he has a mouth of such dimensions that it is merely necessary for him to open it and his face disappears. This member is Darrow's star reciter in Greek Testament. Helps Hirons hold his end up in asking questions in class just to kill time. We predict for him that he will follow in the footsteps of his brother, and marry. Oakville forever. Anin-:RT TUSSEY STif:icr,MAN, . . . Camden, N. J. Alpha Chi Rho: U. P. Society 5 Corresponding Secretary U. P. Society fijg 'Varsity Show t3j: Assistant Manager Dickin- sonian Q3l. Everyman lmshis PRICE. Although Sweden produced his ancestors, we believe him when he tells us that jersey had charge of his early training, for jersey has sent us some more curious jobs. Mosquitos come from Jersey, tl1at's where people get stung. NVhen he arrived in our midst, he had an inclination to be sociable, designs on the ministry, a love for music, a passion for ice cream and the same excruciating laugh he still owns. At present, 'l'ussey's chief delights are teaching parliamentary law to U. P., break- ing his glasses in a scrap and reading Heine. He has a happy faculty of keeping one in suspense when trying to express himself, but when he does speak he's worth hearing. He has a level head and may make his mark in the world. Is spoony. Ask him about the nightshirt. CHARLES KREAMIQR STEVENSON, .... . . . Lock Haven. Phi Kappa Psig Theta Nu Epsilong U. P. Societyg Class Football Team Cijg Class Basketball Team QI, zj. tt It is as easy to count atoms as to resolve this proposition. Stevie came to college with the idea of studying medicine, but since his sojourn with us wants to be ag'ardner.' He and Zerby are like two peas in a pod-brother-in-law and brother-in-law don't you know ! Has gained a reputationas a society man, but still believes that there is a society where none intrudes. is quite a friend of the tobacco trust. 78 AMASA C. SMITH, . . . Coalporf. Sigma Chi. Every man is as heaven made him and sometimes a great deal worse This peculiar looking specimen of humanity came to us from Valpairaiso College-somewhere near the torrid zone. Hence his lazy disposition. Is a strenuous exponent of the theory, that all mankind loves a lover and his experiences are many and varied. He expects to go West and sell groceries. CHARLES Ronaxvr Toon, . . . . . Carlisle. Except as a curiosity it hath neither interest nor value Gentle reader, have a look at our Wooden Man, who never casts a sidelong glance at one of the co-eds, nor ever sheds a tear at any of Monte's prayers. Hut, though we call him Wooden, think not that he's a lmlockhead, by any means, for he gets his A's along with the rest of us and detests beginning French as much as the next one. Charles is getting an education by elimination. That is, he spends that time in study, which he can't Iind any other way to kill. Already he is deeply interested in a carpet factory, a grocery store and a College publishing house for the dissemination of handy literals fpocket editionj, ready- made essays, etc, Some day he'll be the rich banker, to whom we poverty-stricken devils will go, when we're hard up. J. MERRILI. VVILLIAMS, .... . . . . Roaring Springs. Beta Theta Pig Belles-Lettres Literary Societyg Gold Medal Freshman Oratorical Contest UQ, Glee Club tr, 2, 3jg Reader in Glee Club fr, 2, 3,3 Gold Medal Belles-Lettres Sophomore Contest fzjg Treasurer Glee Club Qzzjg Cheer Leader Qgjg Vice-President Class fglg President Athletic Association fgjg Editorial Staff lJl'Cki7lS07lZ.ll7l tglg Managing Editor Dzklamsonian 131, Editorial Staff NIICROCOSM 131. The good die young. Deacon is the most aimless rascal that ever conjugated the verb H31ll0.H Thick-set, round- faced, blue-eyed, soft-hearted boy, kind, lazy and good-natured. Here we have the merriest, jolliest, happiest fellow that ever lived. The old adage laugh and grow fat has been exemplified in the Deacon. Gained his reputation on Stonyfall Jack. Ou the Sabbath he preaches to bishops, col- lege professors and other sinners-on weekdays he shops in the department stores for hose, eats at the commons and grows fat with his merry ha! hal Everybody knows Deacon Williams -why bless you, even the little colored urchins yell after him, for doesn't he preach for them semi-frequently. Who doesu't know the Deacon? Beloved Reader, gaze at this photo and you will be impressed that here we have a sound, sterling bit of humanity of that sturdy, genuine type, so emphatically yankee-and that hair O! rapture ! Yes ! that's Deacon Williams sure enough. HUGH BEISTLE Woonwiuw, . . . . . . . . Clearfield. Sigma Alpha Epsilong Belles-Lettres Literary Society, Comus Club fgjg Mandolin Club fglg Anniversary Debater C355 Dicleinsonizm Board f3j. ' 'Tis the loose spoke that rattles. If the Anheuser Busch people ever desire an advertisement that will show off to good advantage, the reddening, fattening, rejuvenating, exhilarating effect of their beer on the human frame, Woodie will be their man. Now you must not be led to believe for an instant, that the aforementioned quality of beer has had anything whatever to do with making him what he is. Such inference, we assure yon. ' ' 'hl ll. G d' c ntr would be nnjustiiiable in the extreme. Hugh comes from Cleariield,wh1c me ca s o s ou y. But who doesn't call his own town that? It's a pretty swell place, however las some of the boys knowl, with its sweet-faced girls, good grub and County Poor House. . Woodie reveals his humanity best by his attachment for a maiden. By the long, golden hairs that his chum sometimes finds on his coat, you d think that he might possibly have been Kisner. , WILLIAM AARON Zaanv. . . . . Harrisburg. Phi Delta Thetag Comus Clubg Sophomore Band, MICROCOSLI Board- Y. W. C. A. Big A. little a, r-o-n, That is the way to spell Aaron God knows I'm not the thing I should be. Aaron or Bill as she calls him, came to us on a local, which was wrecked just as it crossed the bridge, hence his knowledge of that portion of the town. Soon after entering college, he convinced himself that life is made up of one-tenth knowledge and nine-tenths love. Bill is the rival of Dick Gilbert for class standing. He is either here or Mere, he is not here, therefore, he is Mere. Made his greatest hit as an actor and w011 renown in the 'Varsity Show Ol. Scraps with Stevie about the automobile and as a result the Mrs. permits neither of them to use it. ABRAM METZLER HHSS, . . . . Shiremanstown . U. P. Society. ' In his stream of talk there is no dam. This modest unsophisticated specimen hails from Shiremanstown, up the pike and doesn't remain in Carlisle any longer than necessary to attend classes. We recognize him by his little ten by twelve suit case in which he carries a towel and an Old English Grammar. Seems quite chummy with Monty Sellers. He is a warmhearted, genial chap, who would make friends if had more time to spend away from Shireman's town, and heaven knows what attraction that place can have. The editor is not a prophet, nor the son of a prophet, and knowing neither the pedigree nor ambitions of this man, can make no predictions as to his future g but must give him over to the iron hand of Fate. 80 Knzwnv Fosrnn EVERNGAM, . ...... Denton, Md- Sigma Alpha Epsilon 3 Belles-Lettres Literary1Society 3 Comus Club. All mankind loves n lover. The gentleman here in question, left the ranks at tl1e end of our Sophomore year in order to pursue a course in law at the Brooklyn Law School, where he now is. At least that's what he does at night. His days are largely taken up in posing for the men's fashionplates in a large clothing house. He only came to Dickinson, so he used to afhrm, because everything tended that a-way. If you're further I interested in the handsome youth, full information can be obtained by calling at 2oo South Hanover Street. U Freshman is quite well acquainted there, you understand. GEORGE Rex GREEN, . Irvona. Sigma Alpha Epsilon. Gone but not forgotten. You can't properly appreciate George by any description, if you don't have his picture, also, to look at as you read. As one of his num- erous girl-friends says, He's got such a dear little face and the most --1... cunning ways you ever saw! And so that's the reason we trust his picture will appear here, just so you can all see what he looks like. His versatility, since he left us, has been remarkable, having tried l1is hand at nearly everything from forestry to railroading. JOHN PAUL JONES, . - - - Shade GRP- The shadow of a great name. . John Paul only stayed with us for a year, but who can estimate .the good influences generated upon him in so short a time. Never can he forget Esbenshade-'s Rhetoric or Coherence, Unity or Emphasisf' We don't know why he left us. At first we thought that he was imitating Shoe, Hand, Seeley, Stuart, Miss Hartzell and Miss Prouse. Yes, we thought that he had joined the holy bonds of matrimony, but last reports are to the effect that he is still a bachelor. We wish him great success in whatever he undertakes. 81 JOHN D. KISTLER, . Shenandoah. Phi Kappa Psi. A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. This is another of our has beeus. While among us he set the pace that kills in Bill Landis' math class. He forgot more math than Bill ever knew. John was rather quiet and devilish, but no one would have ever thunk it, but withal he was a gentleman and a scholar and a good judge of bad whiskey. LAURA F. HARRIS, ..... St. Francis, Fla. Heart on her lips and soul within her eyes, Soft as her clinic and sunny as her skies. Laura is a genuine type of Southern skies and sunshine. Has the same sunny disposition and chivalrous nature of the true born sons and daughters of the South. She could write poetry, make straight A's and have lots of time left in which to entertain her many friends. May she ever carry through the world, and soften it with her merry laugh and kind disposition. if LOUETTA Haurzanr., . . . . , Newville, Marriage a congenial doctrine. Mrs. J. Edgar Skillington is another of our classmates who left us to join in wedlock. We awakened one morning and found that she had decided to leave us, of course we were sorry to lose such a loyal member of 1908, but what is our loss, is his gain. We wish Mr. and Mrs. Skillington prosperity and happiness. 82 MAURICE E. HECK, . Dauphin. Beta Theta Pi. Love is a wondrous thing. Heck was a true exponent of the strenuous life, while among us. When not out on the Creek skating or boating or calling on S. West Street, he would devote his time to other pursuits. He made a daring rescue of a young lady one day- save me 1 save me ! The young lady was so thankful for his heroic deed that she made him promise to return to Carlisle once a month to receive her thanks. He keeps the promise. When he left us, we lost the best-looking member of the class of IQOS. B. IRVIN MCGOWAN, . . . . Baltimore, Md Kappa Sigma: Class Football Team CI, 2jg Class Basketball Team QI, zjg Class Athletic Manager C2jg Track Team Qzjg Hon- orable Mention Gilbert Prize Qzj. Yet Z1 little sleep, Il little slumber A little folding of the hands to sleep. -Solomon. Mac is one of the has beens of l9OS and we miss him. In the daytime he would startle us by his terriilic yelling and his strange C0111- binations of,blue shirts and queer hats. At night he would make life unbearable by his yells for Pink, and his Chinese Slippers and Baltimore pajamas. In the I-908-O9 football game Mac nearly kicked a goal that would have given us the victory. That he failed has caused him many a sleepless night. Thinks Harrisburg is the Iinest place in the world and would rather go there than to heaven. FRANK CASSELL Nreonrsivrus, . . . Walkersville, Md. Sigma Alpha Epsilon. Much might be said on both sides. Pat, we assure you, is much better looking than this picture of him would indicate. We must say this much at least in his defense. The droop of that mouth is most doleful. We wonder, was it due to the toothache, a meal at the commons or an interview with Jim Morgan. The dreary expenses of Esteushade and choice and chance, that we all trod together proved so wearying to Pat, that he felt compelled to quituate and go to work, as so many of our number have done. Nic went out into the wild and wooly last year, but decided that he'd do better in his own country, to him the veritable Land of Promise, which, if not flowing with milk and honey, at least abounds in cows and bees. 33 WII.T.IAM D. ROBISON, . possible success. Sigma Chi, Sophomore Band, 'Varsity Football Team, 'Varsity Track Team, Class Basket- ball Team Q Class President UD. . . . . . . . . lispy. Robbie was one of our most popular members and the best all-round athlete in College. We could always depend upon him for two firsts in any intercollegiate track meet. In football, he ranked among the best of the country. With all this he found time occasionally to interest himself in the study of medicine. One of our Junior girls has felt his loss keenly. 1908 wishes for him the greatest Ex-'08. Laury's Station . . Greenville WARREN M. BE1m.ER, OSCAR M. BROWN, CLARENCE J. CARVER. . Buckingham. ELBERT M. CONOVER, . . . Harrisonville, N. J. . . . . Carlisle WII.BUR ECKELS, . KERWIN F. EVERNGAM, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, Denton, Md FRANK E. FEI.'r, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, . Emporium. GEORGE R. GREEN, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, . Irvona. IRA M. GRIFI-'1'rH, . . . . Johnstown I-IowARn E. HAND, Kappa Sigma, Cape May Court House, N.J LAURA F. HARRIS, . . . St. Francis, Fla. LOUETTA HARTZELL, . . . . Newville MAURICE E. HECK, Beta Theta Pi, Dauphin EDITH B. HOBROUGH. Chi Omega, . Little Silver, N. J. ROBERT C. HOERLE, Phi Kappa Psi, . Johnstown. JOHN PAUL JONES, . . . Shade Gap. JOHN D. KISTLER, Phi Kappa Psi, . . Shenandoah, FRANCIS P. LAMPHEAR, Phi Kappa Sigma, Stockton, N. J. B. IRVIN MCGOWAN, Kappa Sigma, . Baltimore, Md. FRANK C. NICODEMUS, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, Walker:-:ville,Md. JAMES P. PIERCE, JR., Phi Kappa Psi, . Milford, Del. W. D. ROBISON, Sigma Chi, . . Egpy, S. BRITTIAN SEELY, Sigma Chi, Berwick. ALLEN C. SHUE, . . . Spring Grove, FRED P. SIMPSON, Sigma Chi, ' . . Mill Creek. CLARENCE E. WALKLEY, Phi Delta Theta, Brooklyn, N. Y. In Memoriam. 0 LAWRENCE JEROME BUTLER, Born at Harrisburg, Pa., October 3, 1884, Died at Carlisle, Pa., May 24, 1906. Graduated from the Harrisburg High School 1904 g moved to Carlisle in June 1904 g the following September entered Dickinson College with the Class of 1907 5 left college in the Winter term because of ill healthg in the Fall of 1905 resumed his studies witl1 the Class of 1908. In December 1905, he went to the Sauitarium at Mt. Alto, but not being beneiited he returned to Carlisle in April and died in May 1906. He was a member of the Sigma Chi Fraternity, the 'Varsity Scrub Football Team and coach of the 1908 Class Team. 35 XDV X 7x c 3 , , f , Trp. ,Cb cv -'75 J' K f 'L W 1 5 -r - ' all N 1 1 f-M P 7 Q I ' fi , Vx X X mm.. f , X Q, W f - ff m , fwbx ' Q X . f iw Z, --,.... .., S ' fffffff' .yi x I' In am -I K JHNE I 1 SOPIIONORE VS FRESIIMAN O President, vice-President, Secretary, Treasurer, Historian, Sergeant-ab Ar ms, Poet, Class of 1909. ca Colors: Black and Orange. 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Its mighty feet were planted firm beneath, While far above, amid the snowy splendor of the clouds Towered its head. Methought Upon its head I saw an horrid hat, With little, down-hent, narrow-circling brim, Squated upon it. Underneath, Black, brutish eyes, broad nose and thick set lips- A fierce and fear-inspiring visage. From between Those massive, fleshy lips there hung A pipe, issuing clouds of deep blue smoke, Darkening the skies. A sweater Rolling in ample folds from ear to shoulder Covered the figure like a specious bag. The trousers Were turned in giant cuffs, high heavenwardg The massive hands were thrust Into the specious depths of cavernous pockets. With hollow chest and wide-stretched legs it stood. I shuddered. What is this, I asked, Standing like Atlas far above the Earth Boasting like Jove in his onmipotence? Hush ! said a voice I had not heard before, Nothing can match it, 'tis a Sophomore. Q0 SOPHOMURE CLASS NA ME. COURSE BAILEY, ELVEY S., BARNITZ, EDWIN E., BEETEM,JAMES M., BIXLER, OLIVE M., BLAIR, ELIZABETH H., BRINER, GRIER W., BURCHENAI., ALICE C., CHAFFINCH, J. ROLAND, COLCORD, ALBERT J., CREASY, EDWARD C., DAVIS, ELLA P., DEATRICK, ETHEL M., DEMAREE, JOSEPH P., DESHONG, WILLIAM W., FISI-IEL, VERNA H., GALLEY, ANNA M., GRAY, GROVER C., GREENWALD, TRESSA A., GRIM, TYBIRTIS H., GRUBER, S. MARGARET, HAKE, DONALD, HALL, ROSCOE W., HARRIS, FREDERICK B., I-IOCH, DEBBIE Z., I-IOUSMAN, WILLIAM F., JACKSON, HARRY E., JOHNSON, FRED R., JOHNSON, VIVA M., JOHNSTON, W. ERNEST, JONES,- DOROTHEA, KEISER, EDITH M., LANGSTAFF, CHARLES, LATHAM, ARTHUR J., LATSHAW, BLAIR S., LEAMY, MARY E., LEE, LINETTE E., Sp., L. S., Sp., Ph., C., C-. L. S., Sc., P-. Ph., C., C., Sp., Ph., L. S., L. S., C., L. S., L. S., C., L. S., L. S., C., L. S., L. S., Ph., Sc., Ph., C., L. S., C., Sc., Sc., C., L. S., Members. RESIDENCE. 8 NAME. . COURSE. Dragston, N. J LEININGER, THEODORE K., Sp., Carlisle NICCULLOUGH, J. CLAIR, Ph., Carlisle MCEl.WAIN, ANDREW, C., Carlisle MCGREGOR, CLARENCE D., Sp., Carlisle MCKELVEY, WESLBY L., P., Carlisle MISH, ELLSWORTH H., L. S., Canterbury, Del MORRIS, MAY, L- S-. Hobbs, Md NUTTIJE, ELBERT R., P., Port Allegany PETERS, EARL, Sp., Bloomsburg. PETERS, GEORGE, C., Carlisle PHILHOWER, CHARLES A., L. S., - Kutztown READ, RAYMOND P., L- S-, Bloomsburg- REESE, LILLIE E., Sp., Fanuettsburg ROTHERMEL, SADIE P., C., Harrisburg SAWYER, ROLLIN A., C., Mt- P16859-Ht SCHWARZ, RALPH D., Sp., St. Ge0rge'S Del SI-IAFFER, ROY L., L. S., ' Harrisburg. SHRINER, EMMA E., L. S., York SIMPSON, JOHN P., Sp-, Obvld SISK, A. FLETCHER, Sc., Gettysburg. SMITH, HARVEY N., L. S-, CHTHSIC SMITH, THOMAS A., JR., SC., Camden. N- J STRAWINSKI, WILLIAM E., C., LYON Station STUART, GEORGE S.. L. S.. S'-eelf0I1 SUPER,JoI-IN H.,JR., C-. New York City, N- Y SUPER. STANLEY L., P-. Mt- Carmel- SWIGERT, LAURA M., C., MiH0fd- Del TINDAL, JOSHUA C., Sp-, Lakewood- N - J WAGG, ALFRED F., L. S., Harrisburg WATKINS, MATTHEW K., Sp., Carlisle WHITEI-IEAD, CHARLES E., L. S., Elizabeth- N- J WILLIAMS, GEORGE B. L. S.. Newark. N- J WOODWARD, JULIA B., C., Cuffyville- YARD, GEORGE W., L. S., WmiamSP0ft YOUNG, C. RAYMOND, L. S., L. S., New Brunswick, N. J RESIDRNCB. Orwigsburg Newville Newville Carlisle Harrisburg Bunker Hill, W. Va Greenwood, Del Denton, Md Mt. Holly Springs Uriah Mouutainville Trenton, N. J Harrington, Del Maiden Creek Harrisburg Wilkes-Barre Harrisburg Carlisle Milford, Del Preston, Md Cambridge, Md Ridgley, Md Huntingdon Carlisle Minersville Pottsville ' Carlisle Georgetown, Del Red Bank, N. J Mt. Carmel Trenton, N. J Roaring Springs Carlisle Trenton, N. J Coatesville Sophomore History. 422 23 Ye Sophs! - EAR DOC :-It has been a year since I sent my last epistle QI got that from Dockie Macj to you concerning the foolish stunts of 1909. But, before I begin, I must tell you of the disasters that befell the class. Woe to me ! Our Grand Triumvirate of last year, i. e., me and Fagans and Wagg was busted. I didn't do it 3 it was all Wagg's fault. I told Fagans and Wagg that I ought to be the boss of the bunch, because I was the smartest, and Fagans said he ought to be the boss, because he was the president. When Wagg saw us scrapping, he said My Golly ain't them fighters. I determined to be the boss no matter what Fagans thought, so he quit. Bill Housman told me that I ought to appoint a man in Fagans' place, so I did it because I didn't want the custom to 93 die out. After many sleepless nights, I decided that Tibertus Grim was the man to till Fagans' shoes for I could lick Grim if he wouldn't listen to me. He ought to listen to me any way, because I know all about running a class. Dockie Reed called me and Grim and Wagg, The Three Graces. I am Faith, Grim is Hope and Wagg is Charity, When we got back to College this year, we made up our minds what we were going t0 do to those Freshmen, and as I am the bravest man in the class, I thought that they ought to elect me president. But as some of Fagans' chums were mad, because I put him out of the Triumvirate, they elected Bill I-Iousman instead. Bill is a good fellow and all that, but I know that I would nzake a better president. Me and Grim and Wagg were overlooked when the Sophomore Band handed out its bids, so we got up a band of our own. I made Grim, Chief Paddle Pusher g Wagg, Chief Door Kicker, ,because he has big feet g while I made myself the Mighty Mogul, to whom all the Freshmen bowed thfir heads when they heard my connnanding steps approaching. While telling you of all the big things me and Grim and Wagg did, I almost forgot to tell you of the few things the rest of the class did. Last Fall, we put it all over the Freshmen in the Rush after Chapel. When the Freshies came out of Chapel and saw me and Grim and Wagg in the front row, they Could readily see that it was twenty three for them. When they struck me and Grim and Wagg, backed up by a stalwart and valiant line, including Hercules Colcord, Ajax Mish and Agamemnon Barnltz, it was all over and they were scattered like Olaf fiucfl before the wind. One of the best things we did this year was to lick the Freshmen in football. Every one was saying that the Freshmen team looks good to muh, but we showed them g that is me and Grim did, Wagg didn't. The Freshies thought that they were going to trail them colors of ours in the dust, but they didn't, No Sirree. Me and Grim and the rest of the team were playing like heroes, when I saw that time was getting short I told Latham to drop a field goal over the bar. Grim held the ball and Latham kicked it over and we GREATP1-RIUMWRA won 4-o. And yon might know it was a fierce struggle when Parsons didn't Jackson Gaim wA:,c,i sprain his ankle. Next morning the score was found painted all over the campus and town, and no one did it, it just happened. Me and Grim and Wagg didn't do it for we went to bed. I'll bet that the Juniors did it. I was going to get Lf A A FT Z some stationery printed with this on top, Champions of Dickinson College, my IQO9,H with me and Grim's prictures on the two top corners, but 'I thought, that T if I would do that, Stevens would flunk me in Physiology because that business belongs to the Athletic Association. The Freshmen held their banquet in the Winter term. I heard all about 94 c -' - . Q60 tio fl X IJI' fovnx : Ogg fo.. if Z5 f 5 MM , it over at the co-ed bouse Cbetween you and me, I think the co-ed house is a charming place to go and see a girlj and I went straight over and told Bill Housman, but he said that he was sleepy and was going to bed, and he told me to break it up. I got Grim and Wagg and went down to the VVQ-llington, but it was too late. Nevertheless, I nearly got Watts though as he purposely ran into me. The reason I didn't, was because I was used to straight Queensburg rules, while he was used to rough and tumble. I do not know how it all happened, but say ! Maybe he didn't tumble me and Wagg around in the snow. That was the nearest we got to any of them. We put it all over them Freshies in the basketball game to the tune of 58-26. I got two baskets and I would have gotten more, but Whitehead had one of his friends visiting him and he wanted to throw all the baskets. I played g Grim and Wagg didn't. In class meeting one day me and Grim and Wagg, ran the whole thing. I moved that we have our pictures took for the MICROCOSM. Grim seconded it and Wagg called for the question, and the class, of course, did whatever we wanted them to do. So one Saturday morning we went on the campus to get our pictures took, and while we were waiting at the church. one of them Freshmen telephoned to the photographer that we couldn't have it took that day as we, i. e., me and Grim and Wagg postponed it. When the photographer heard that we had postponed it, he though it O. K. and didn't show up. So it was a case of being Sf?HIgA with us. Them Freshies are getting sharper every day as you can Vfddibl see. Taking it all in all we didn't do much this year, but that ,v wasn't our fault, i. e., me and Grim's and Wagg's fault. We were always willing, but the rest of the class didn't want to see us get so many honors and so they wouldu't help us out. We could have fought more-for I heard lots of the fellows saying that they would W, like to lick those Freshies for some things they did to us-but the W W faculty, i. e., Jim Henry, would have seen them and would have made trouble, so they usually beat it while their shoes were good. 7 X, and Wagg did, so its up to me to peddle my paper. I must now ,.,n ',-w 'J4 1? 'N say, Auf Wiedersehen, X ' X Your old chum, IN H. an n we ARE Bow, K L J POP PETERS Kr KJ Tl ll - L1 A N , y umm- t rl . ul Q of 35-elf, X i-.,. iw- vw M . dl ,!!Z.f', To save my red jersey, I can't think of another thing me and Grim ,i ,,., -M . WA,-we A ,I '21, f J N' J - . ' , ll 4 95 'mi JP President, Vice-President, Secretary, Treasurer, Historian, Sergeant-at-Arms, Class of 1910. 0' Colors: Red and Black. HENRY G. BR14:NNn:MAN, Presidei Class Yell : Alla geuu I genack, genack ! Alla genu ! geuack, genack ! Cosen, coseu, cosen ! Dickinson ! Dickinson ! 1910. 97 it HPZNRY G. BRENNEMAN Rocims K. OLIVER Lvmlx M. 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U Rushed and petted by the Frats, Object of their friendly pats, Flattered by their allied girls, Toasted in their midnight purls,-- In the midst of wonderings. trings, Torn and bruised in Sophomore scraps Humbled by the Freshman caps, Tangled in Mathmatics' whirl, Caught, poor boy, in Dockies' swirl, In the midst of blunderings. May he cheer his n1other's heart, His ideals ne'er depart, May his Frat assist his aim, And his class applaud his name, Let him cease his wonderings, Profit by his blunderings. C. O . R. 99 .3 FRICSI l MAN CLASS. NAME. BACON, ANNA M., BAKER, G. HAROLD, BANKS, AUSTIN A., BARTON, PAUL W., BEAN, ALBERT M., BEAUCI-IAMP, L. CRESTO BEHNEY, RALPH H., BLAIR ROSANNAH G., BOYD, HOWARD S., BRENNTCMAN, HENRV G BRINER, JACOB F., CLARK, REBECCA H., CODER, FRANK R., NI CRAIGHEAD. HETTIE W., CRAIGI-IEAD, REBECCA, 'I CURRAN, GRATHWOI L C., DARLINGTON, HENR DOUT, SAMUEL R., DUM, BLANCHIL' L., EBBERT, L. HII.DAH, EDWARDS, WALTER V., EVANS, LUCILE. FILLER, ALMA GRACE, FINDLAY, JAMES F., GARRETT, CLINTON H., GHER, MOSER K.. GOHO, RISHEILL M., GOODING, LYDIA M., GOUGLER, TROUTMAN, HANDLEY, MILTON MAILLER, HARRIS, REBEKAH S., HARTZELI., LINA M., COURSE. L. S., Sp., C., Sc., C-. Sp.. L. S., C., Sp., Sp.. L. S., L. S., Sp.. Sp.. C., L. S., C., L. S.. C., Ph., Sp.. L. S., L. S., C., C., P., Sp., L. S., L. S., L. S., C., C.. Members. RESIDENCE. Philopolis, Md. Aberdeen, Md. Salisbury, Md Patton North Wales. Princess Anne Lebanon Carlisle Coatesville. Trenton, N. J Carlisle. Me. Holly, N. J Ursi na. Craighead Craighead Cutchogue, N. Y. Harrisburg Boyertown Carlisle. Carlisle Doubs, Md Harrisburg. Boiling Springs. Hanover. Strickersville. Carlisle Harrisburg. Carlisle. Harrisburg. Long Branch, N. J. Carlisle Carlisle U IOI NAME. HARVEY, JOHN J., HAUCK, S. EI.IzABETH, HELM, VIOLA A., HEMPHILL, JOSEPH S., HOCKMAN, JACOB D., HOLLOWAY, CHESTER C HOUCK, FRANK MCG., HOWARD, FOSTER C., HUSTON, JAMES A., KINARD,J. MERVIN, LEINBACH, MAGDALENE LEVV, HVMAN N., LOGAN, HENRY, LONG, LARRY W., Low, JOHN C., LUBO, ANTONIO, MCINDOE, WILLIAM, MCINTIRE, MARJORIE L., MCKEE, HUGH, MARDIS, FRANK G., MAUST, MARY S., MILLER, JACOB H., MISH, GEORGE B., MT. PLEASANT, FRANKLIN P., MYERS, CHARLES L., MYERS, GEORGE E., OLIVER, ROGERS K., PARKS, ZADOCK T., PARSONS, IRVING P., PELGRIBT, DELANCEY S., PLANK, LEROY, PORTER, BENJAMIN F., COURSE. RESIDENCE. Sp., Carlisle C., Mechanicsburg L. S., Steelton L. S., Shippensburg Sp., Waynesboro Sp., Newark, Md L. S., Boiling Springs L. S., Mariner Harbor Sc. , Mooredale P., WVriglItsville L. S., Reading Sc., Washington, IJ. C. C., York. Sp., Delmar, Del Sc., Brooklyn, N. Y. Sp., Carlisle. Sp., Lonaconing. Md C., Carlisle L. S., Hagerstown, Md. Ph., Johnstown. L. S., Carlisle Sp., Shiremanstown L. S., Bunker Hill, W. Va L. S., Carlisle L. S., York C., York L. S., Atlantic Highlands L. S., Oriole, Mrl Sp., Atlantic City, N. J L. S , Cutchogue, N. Y. Sp., Carlisle Sp , Scottdale RAMSBURG, IRA C., RICHARDS, KARL E., SALTER, VAUGHN T., SAMUEL. EDMUND RoGE SAYRE, WooDBURN J., SHENTON, CLARENCE G. SHEPHERD, CLARENCE M.. SPIEGELBERG, CARL P., STACV, PAUL F., STEELMAN, FRANK. STEvENsoN, GEORGE B., STGTLER, EDGAR, TATE, Bovn, SP SP L. Sp., C., C., Sp., Sc., L. L. L-S L.S 'I 'U Sp., S So Utica Mills, Md , Harrisburg Shamokin Mt. Carmel Elmer, N. J Carlisle. Philadelphia Carlisle. uth Berwick, Me Asbury Park, N. J Lock Haven Meyersdale Salons X02 TUVIN, LOUIS A., UHRICH, JACOB B., UNDERWOOD, CHARLES V., WARDROP, GEORGE H., WASHABAUGH, JACOB E., WATTS, SAMUEL C., WHITE, HARRY, WHITEMAN, MARGARET WILT,IAMS, JOHN W., WRIGHT, K. BLANCHE, WRIGHT, LEWIS N., WYMAN, LILIAN K., M., Frostburg, Md Mechanicsburg Scranton Mt. Carmel Waynesboro McAlisterville Irwin Latrobe Rhodesdale, Md Steelton Bridgeville, Del Oxford. N. H Freshman History. I-Ile A01 L.D THIS' E I D N the first place, I never would have come to Dickinson ifit had not been for Uncle Bradford. Uncle Bradford, you know, is the professed Professor of English, and the man who so materially aided in disbanding the Sophomore Band, and if he had not told me what a vast amount of culture was to be found in Carlisle, I would never have left my paternal domicile, Bah-hah-bah, which you know is much nearer Boston than is Carlisle. We New Euglanders staunchly avow that Boston is the center of universal learning and that culture increases in- versely as the distance from that honored metropolis. But when Uncle told me how Baldy Sellers had absorbed I03 culture by being a reader fl don't quite understand what a reader isj at Oxford for a year or so, and that Prince Eitel Fritz Darrow had absorbed Greek by bathing in the Aegean Sea, it didn't seem so awfully bad. And so I de- cided to come. When I landed here, some kindly disposed Y. M. C. A. man whose name, I believe, was Tod Skinner, met me at the train and took me to a room in which were seated Dr. Reed and Dr. James Harry fmy guide called him Jim Henryl. When I saw the solemn demeanor of these two dignitaries, I felt as though Boston were not so far away after all. I was then told how I would enjoy life in Dickinson, and was introduced to some of my classmates who were also in the room. They looked much greener than I did, I judged they came from some place near Obold, Pa. The first night we were in town trouble began. About 5 A. M. somebody woke me and told me that the Sophs were putting up posters. I didn't know what that meant then, but I slipped on some clothes as well as on tl1e top step of the stairs and came down in a hurry. An awe-inspiring sight met my eyes. There in the top floor windows of Old West were the Sophs, while on the grass below were my own sturdy classmates, amongst whom McKee and Howard stood out strong. There in front of our ranks was Parks. He was standing on a poster and challenging the whole Sophomore class, threatening to wipe the campus with every mother's son whose head was seen in the windows. To substitute his claims, he turned a hand-spring, much to the dismay of the trembling Sophs and to our own jubilation. I almost began to wish that I, too, had breathed the air of the Eastern Sho' and had eaten mainly Maryland biscuits and oysters. He had such wonderful lung capacity, and how he could run! When the Sophs caught everyone else in our class, he was too far ahead to even fear capture. We had a iight in front of Chapel the day following and we put up a glorious scrap. We certainly would have won the first half of the rush if Coder's knee and Oliver's ankle had only held out. We had little hope of win- ning the second half, however, for Sayre's stomach became contrary during the intermission and without him we were as but chaff before the Sophs who won both halves. If Colonel Kinard's I artillery corps had been organized at this time we might have had another tale to tell. But we got square with the Sophs later. The co-eds of our class gave ns a party in Assembly Hall, and we had an if . .s . , I I I , - ji, if ' exceedingly enjoyable time. We had the whole class there andwe were rejoicing ,l ,n'f'iif,', ,' that we had selected so able a class president as Brenneman. When the time H127-31f.' Zl 'My came to leave, some of our men took home the girls, and the rest of us started for , ,lj 2 the campus. Some upper-classman came down to the Halliand told us the Sophs Ne ff, ',' ,,'I',f U :jlIff'1M. were waiting for us on the campusg but we weren't afraid. D1dn't we have .','llgQ,l5'.lj',t . , X uNi1f,',I,1?f Q',,,,, nearly twice the number of fighting men that 1909 had, and weren't Goho and Brother Sayre between halves. 104 Baker among them? Besides Brennie said we mustn't lose our nerve. So we started forthg but we didn't count on being greeted with paddles, molasses and cornstarch. The Sophs came so unexpectedly out of the shadows, we were taken totally by surprise. Brennie, who was leading our yell, suddenly remembered he hadn't written homie for two weeks fincidentally for two dollarsl and he fled to his room to do his duty. Oliver stood his ground till the Sopho- more Class with an old slouch hat on and a paddle in his hand came for him. Then Ol. recalled that he hadn't said good-night to the girl he took home. She lived in the far end of town, and he wasn't seen again till next morning. Hockman, who was just about to yell lustily for the Class of 1910, ran his face into a box of cornstarch. All he said was Glup blubg and Washabaugh had to spend the rest of the night with a spoon, scraping the cornstarch pud- ding out of his chum's face and neck. We got even with the Sophs all right, No. 1 East alone got 225 demerits between them for that night, and most of the other Sophs got stung, too. Shortly after this, Uncle Bradford let Cousin Marjorie give some of us a private party. But the Sophs got wise. Hockman and Coder were paroled after they had promised not to bother Uncle Bradford that night. Oliver and Stotler refused to be paroled, and they were given a ride in Bergey's private rig. They said it was Bergey's because he drove most of the way. He dropped our valiant Freshmen about five miles from town, but they hired a team and beat the Sophs back. Oliver tore his pants and had to borrow a pair of Uncle's. He had a fine time with the girls, nevertheless. And then the football game! We had it won before it was played. Brennie said so and even borrowed fro with which to substantiate his remarks. Underwood, too, was sure we would win. He wrote home for his substantiation and then in his -vzf T ,,-, - .- ....- Y? Q, 1 accounting told his folks that our class had to pay for the 4-O signs , E, that the Sophs put up all over town, and that Dr. Reed had chiseled ,fy into the Chapel steps. But somehow we lost, and the canes we had ,..- ready for the day following were all put away for two years more. Nw, ,fflQ,i,j':fli We got the best of the Sophs, however, when we had our sleigh if X ,X 5l 'Wlfliglffgillhjififf' ride. We left town at one o'clock, P. M., and returned to town about V X X Xi' Q X..l'f 'ilf six. We dined at the Stone House and danced and had a good time l3.3,,,XX g C' X p N 'ymiliiiililli in general, all but Oliver and Coder who couldn't agree as to who iii.liillil7gi,yh. SX fxbfk ii.l,i'Fi il should have Miss ii, but I won't make it unpleasant for the i'IlI.,lWi2l,lf1,I,ixxsrxxs -':. p poor girl. Steelman made a new crush there at the Hotel and if his iiN,'H' llil.i'iillmi1,f,in XIX- ,N crush's infinity had been present there to see Steelman with her in the lyggllglifmvi-iijf5liill,'I-' Ngjg lb Xi dark parlor, there might have been bloodshed. Johnny Low stuck V i'lmi X T' it X gi. 105 Lubo defies the whole Sophomore Class. close to his pick of the class and even Porter was said to have held hands with someone on the way home. The chaperons also enjoyed themselves, especially Mrs. Fry Evans who found out through the unsuspecting and innocent Wardrop what was thought of her husband. Our Banquet was our crowning success of the year. Everyone was there and in spite of the fervid prayers of those in Y. M. C. A. that night, none of our consciences smote us. Some of us were at Y. M. C. A. and hence did not fear being smitten. Levy, who hadn't been to Y. M. C. A., got to the Wellington where we held our Banquet, after a long and exciting chase and under police protection. Sam Watts had to upset both Smith and Jackson before the police force came out of the hotel lobby to help him. But Mish was the hero of the day. About IO o'clock he reached us at the hotel with his head sunk in the high collar of a long coat, with a hat pulled down over his eyes and nose, and a walk like our new Greek Prof, like whom he had disguised himself.. We all feasted royally. We even had cigars. Findlay was sore because he got only IO cigars. He wanted to get an even dozen. We left the hotel about 10.30 and expected another paddle party, but the Sophs were frightened. None of them were about. The next morning after Chapel we gave our yell, and a iight started which the faculty broke up in short order. The encounter of the morning was between Sayre and Grim. They went at it with their combined heighths of six feet two and rolled around in the snow until both were exhausted. Sometimes Grim was on top and sometimes Sayre was on bottom, and after Sayre had had his face washed, the bout was declared a draw. The basketball game was not what we had hoped it would be. We lost. Brenneman played, too. So did Grathwald and DeLancey. DeLancey's tongue hung too far out of his mouth and interfered with the ball when Housman jumped for it. Had it not been for this the score might have been better than 58 to 34 in the Sophs favor. But our best deeds came later, and lack of time forbids' my chronicling what happened in the cap scrap and in the other fights in which we triumphed. Next year when we are Sophs we will be the first class to keep Freshmen down without theaid ofa Sophomore Band. But watch us. As this year has been brilliant, so our future years will be more radiant with splendid triumphs. Oh yes! This is the tirst Freshman History ever written that does not mention Coherence and y-u c-n r-y s-e. i P. F. S. 106 l Fraternity Magazine: The Phi Kappa Siam: News HON. EDNVARIJ W. B11mDL1C, DUNCAN M. GRAHAM, DR. OVANDO B. SURHR, 1 RICHARD W. MYIQRS, E. L16 Rov KEEN, S. CARROLL COALE. hi Kappa Sigma Fraternity. Letter. Chapter House-Phi Kappa Sigma. Founded 1850. 0 Epsilon Chapter. Established Saptember 5, 1854. FRATERS IN URBE. JOHN HAYES, FRATERS IN FACULTATE. DR. WII.I.IAM TRIQRETT, PRo1f. WII.T.IAM A. HUTCHINSON. FRATERS IN LEGE. GUORGE L. REED.. FRATER5 IN COLLEGIO. 1907. PERRY B. ROWE, G. Ross HULL, 1908. CHARLES D. POWELL, J. WAI,'DER SKILLINGTON. 1909. CHARLES I.ANGsTA1f1f', ALBERT J. COLCORD, MATTHEW K. WATKINS, JoHN H. SUPER. 1910. HUGH McKEE, RESHEILL M. Gouo, E. Rocan SAMUELS, 108 CHARLES E. WHITEHEAD, CLARENCE G. SHEN'roN, Active Chlbters: 26. J. WEBS'1iER HENDERSON DR. CHARLES F. HIMES. PRO1-'. MERVIN G. FILLER, WII.l.IAM H. MICHEALS, WII.I.IAM H. NoRcRoss. BENSON B. Boss, FRED R. JOHNSON, KARL E. RICKARDS, WALTER V. EDWARDS, VAUGHN T. 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PHI KAPPA PSI Fraternity Maaazine: MERKEL LAND1s, RAPHAIQL HAYES, PAUL J. DAv1s, WM. G. FISI-IICL, Sigma Chi Fraternity. Sidma Chi Quarterly. Founded 1855. Omicron Chapter. Established 1859. ERATERS lN URBE. DR. J. C. GROOME, FRATERS IN LEGE. WINFREIJ D. LEWIS, FRATER5 IN COLLEGIO. Chapter House--Sigma Chi. Fos'1'1-:R C. HOWARD, X. I,AUL W. BARTON, 1903. R1C1-IARD H. G11.mcR'1', II2 A. C. SM1'1'11, HARliV IC. MCWHINNEV. 1909. S'1'ANr.Ev L. SUPER. 1910. Bovn M. 1xA'1'E, Active Chapters: 56. J. H. LINE, ESQ. GEORGE M. HAYES, ESQ HARRY B. FREDERICK OSCAR B. GRORIA: H. CHALM RRS STUAR1' CARI. O. SPIEGELBERG, JOHN C. Low. n SIGMA CHI Beta Theta Pi Fraternity. Fraternity Maaazlne: Beta Theta Pi. Founded 1859. Active Chapters: 67. 6 Alpha Sigma Chapter. Established I874. FRATER5 IN URBE. REV. H. B. STOCK. ERATERS IN FACULTATE. DR. WILLIAM L. GooIIING, DR. WIT,I,IAM B. LINDSAY, PROF. J. LUTHER SIGMUNDI DR. C. W!T.I.IAM PRP:'I'TvMAN, PROF. FRANK P. SELLERS, JR., PROF. JOSEPH P. MCKEEHAN. ' ERATERS IN COLLEGIO. I 1907. JOHN CRAIG KING, ARTHUR C.JAMEs, ARTHUR H. BROWN, HARRY W. F. PRICE, WII,I,IAM A. CROZIER, WALTER F. SHENTON. 1908. J. MERRILL WILLIAMS, THEO. C. JONES. 1909. JAMES M. BEETEM, WM. E. STRAWNSKI, HARRY E. JACKSON. IQIO. B. FRANK PORTER, FRANK R. CODER, JAS. F. FINDLAY, L. CRESTON BEAUCIIAMP, II4 Beta Theta Pi Chapter House. luow being buihj. , ROGERS K. OLIVER. ' ' Q5 V ygiiqf qfsq , vi V, r 4 .ffw V ,,,,, LQ K-7' .dfiazmikniix ' U X., BETA THETA PI Phi Delta Theta Fraternity. Fraternity Magazine: The Scroll. Founded lt Miama University. 1848. Active Chimera: 71 REV. A. H. HAGGERTY, DR. HARRY F. WHITINO, CARL O. BENNER, CHARLES M. KURTZ, CHARLES R. YOUNG, JOSEPH P. D1':MA1zE1f:, 0 Pennsylvania Epsilon Chapter. Established I88O. FRATERS IN URBE. DR. J. E. VAN CAMP, PROF. E. J. PRESIIV, FRATER IN LEGE. JOHN CLARENCE FUNK. FRATERS IN COLLEGIO. 1907. VVILLIAINI L. HIIZIZS, IQOS. GIQORGII: P. BECK, XVILLIAM A. ZE IQOQ. RALPH D SCHWARTZ, ROSCOE W. HAI.I., IQARL H. BIQRGEY, ROLLIN A. SAWYER, JR., 1910. IIOWARD S. BOYD, JACOB D. HOCKMAN, HENRY V. B. DARLINGTON, IRVING P. PARSONS, 116 Phi Delta Theta Chapter House. PROF. WILLIAM W. LANDIS PROF. HENRY M. STEPHENS WILI.IAM M. HOFI MAN CARL F. GEIIRING RBIC. WILLIAM F. HOUSMAN EDWARD C. CREASY THEODORE K. LININGER RAYMOND P. REED EDGAR S'I'O'I'I,ER JACOB E. WASHABAUGH 1- sf' 4 U45 6. Q cf J 6 +05 ,gn 4. Sigm a Alpha Epsilon Fraternity. Fraternity Magazine: The Record. Founded 1856. Active Chapters: 68 0 Pennsylvania Sigma Phi Chapter. Established 1890. FRATERS IN URBB. CHESTER N. AMES, WILLIAM H. AMIQS, C. M. S'1'AUF1fER. FRATERS IN LEGE. EARL ROUSH, JAN FRATERS IN COLLEGIO. . .f I 1907. - 4 VVILLIAM W. BANKS, RUSSELL T. DAVIES. HUGH B. WOODWARD, GEORGE PETERS, FLb:'I'cII1-:R SISK, AUSTIN A. BANKS, GRATHWOHL C. CURRAN, Chapter House Sigma Alpha Epsilon. 118 Ii.-XRRY W. GILL, J. PAUL JAMESON, 1908. 19119. THo1x1AS A. SMITILJR., ELBERT R. NU'r'1'L11:. 1910. LARRV W. LONG, CHESTER HoI.L0wAv, W. L. HADLEY ES H. 'l'HoMI1soN. JOHN W. LONG, HARRY P. SWAIN. NIQWELL W. SAWYER. J. ROLAND CIIAFIUNCH, EDWIN E. BARNITZ. DELANCEY S. 1'ELGR1F'r, IRA C. RAMSBURG, iitiwf , ' , K em if 9 : Af 4f'4fQx ' . h 5 Q 'X ' .V V 1 'F U x. - . ' QM ,ak-is! M R' -XNQKM '4f'7 X W iC,.:Tgv'::'1 x'vQi,3 ., X,V4-'WK V 'ffl X - N' ' ' vw W , ' S 'dy if .-1 NW -zigrw.-5-'-1 ' ,M V ' i4 lR,. 'V' :.-:-:-:-'.- ' ff' f e,,fy. '1'N , -1 .' W 70 . 1 -Mg Z! 5 A 'E 4 V .:. if Z X Q ' 'P ,l.,'rL1 5 ! NX xi A ' , A M SIGMA ALPHA EPSILON Kappa Sigma Fraternity. Fraternity Madazine: The Caduceus ot' Kappa Sigma. J. 'PHURMAN A'rR1Ns, WII,LARD L. AMTHOR, EDWARD W. HALLDWELL, GEORG1-: E. MYERS, PAUL STACY, WILLIAM H. S1-111119, GEORGE W. YARD, Founded 1867. 0 . Beta Pi Chapter. Established 1902. FRATER IN URBE. T. I.A'r1M12R BROOKS. FRATER5 IN LEGE. W. C. HARRISON, FRATERS IN COLLEGIO. 1907. XVILL B. L. DRAWBAUGH, EDSON J. LAWRENCE, G1':oRc:E M. BRINER. IQOS. 1909. 1910. MOSER K. GHER, FRANK STEELMAN, CHARLES L. MYERS. I20 G. HARRY KETTERER. ARTHUR j. LATHAM. Active Chapters: 76 L. XV. B U RGESS. LEON A. MCINTIRE, ALLAN D. THOMPSON, G. HAROI,D BAKER, J. M. KINARD, X1 ,Q -..,,w.'--I-.'.1..,. - . KAPP.-X SIGMA Alpha hi Rho Fraternity. Fraternltyllvladazine Founded at Trinity Collene, Conn., 1894. The Garnet and White Active Chapters: 8 Phi Beta Chapter. Established I9o5. FRATER5 IN LEGE. JAMLS G HATZ, JAMES Fov FRATERS IN COLLEGIO. FRED C. W. RAIvIo'I'II, SAMUEL B. LANDIS, JOHN W. FLYNN, ALFRED H. WAGG, GROVER C. GRAY, SAMUEL R. DOUT, CLARENCE M. SHEPHERD, Alpha Chi Rho Chapter House I22 WILSON DALLAN WALLIS, 1908. ALBERT T. STEELMAN, IQO9. W. ERNEST JOHNSTON, IQIO. WII,T.IA1NI MCINDOE, SHIPMAN. L. GUY Roi-IRBAUGI-I JOHN SIIILLING WILLIAM H. DAVENPORT ELVEV S. BAILEY, FRED. B. HARRIS M. MAILLER HANIJI.EY WOODIEURN J. SAVRE Sift if f if ff? 1dA - lf ' 7 ilf cwi ..-f' ,gCfQ? m - :,- Wxi AvOpz17erY96 , I' ,Y , 5. 51,3 34 5 :fi X :Am-5-Q mu V ' zzx, T ALPHA CHI RHO Frlt rnity Madmzine: EDITH M. SUPER, EvA E. CASS, ADA M. FILLER, VIVA M. JOHNSON, REBECCA HARRIS, LYDIA GOODING, HETTIE CRAIGHI-SAD, Pi Beta Phi Sorority. The Arrow. HELEN KISNER, Founded 1867. Active Chapters: 34 Pennsylvania Gamma Chapter. Established X903- IN URBE. GERTRUDE L. SUPER, Lucv TREVERTON. MARY Lou SHEETZ IN COLLEGIO. 1907. MARY E. HOOVER, FLORENCE I. RALSTON, IDA CORINNE GAUL ELSIE F. HOFEER I9o8. ANNIE O'BRIEN. IQ09. EDITH M. KEISER, DIARY LEAMY. XQIO. MARGARET WHITEBIAN, ROSANNAI-I BLAIR MARJORIE MACINTIRE, GRACE FILLER I ANNA BACON. I24 ELIZABETH H. BLAIR, I 1 .Lg 35 1-. j mas fmj xsrtgig 'M ' I .. .ig 'A -I yi Q ki! H , I I V lin 4 1' ' k'u4Q,,f C 1- M -fa 5 17 1 I Q 'A 9- J . af . 4 v' f ,312 PI BETA PHI. hi Omega Sorority. Fraternity Malazine: The Eleusisf' Founded 1895. 4 Briss O. ARMSTRONG, EDITH M. SEARIGHT, ETHEL CAROTHERS, ANNA M. GALLEY, MAY MORRIS, 0 Delta Chapter. Established 1907. IN URBE. IN LEGE. D0Lr.1u G. O'DEA. IN COLLEGIO. 1907. GRACE M. HERTZLER, HELEN V. UHRIC1-1, RACHEL CLARK. 1908. MARY B. LEINBACH, 1909. MARGARET GRUBER, 1910. MAGDALENE LEINBACH. 126 ANNA C. EMRICK. Active Chapters: 21 PEARL M. REDDIG C0RN1c1.1A B. WHITE, 7 ETHEI. E. PROUSE. DEBBIE H001-1, EMMA E. SHRINER. r gg 4 -4 4 1 K X I 'N 3 1 A w 'X .1 CHI OMEGA The RaVen's Claw Senior Society. Founded by the Class of 1896. FRATERS IN URBE. J. KIRK BOSLICR, '97, FRANK H. HIcu'1'zI,1cR, '98, Mmzxm. LANDIS, '96, J. P. IN'ICKEElIAN, '97, T. I.A'1'l1w1rcR Buoolcs, '06, FRATERS IN FACULTATE. EIJMUND J. PRICSHY, '01, JOHN W. WII.I,lAINIS, FRATERS IN COLLEGIO. NVI1.r,ARD L. AMTHOR, W. H. L. DR,xw1x.-xurzu, CARI. O. B1-:NN15R, H. WAI.'1'ER GILL, C. Priucv Lrxornc. 128 J. Annu I'II'IRMAN,'96 AIIRAM Z, BOSLICR, '05 Grammar: L. REED, 'o4 04. PERRY B. ROWE HARRV P. SWAIN Yl'lN'S Cl Phi President, Vice-President, Secretary, Treasurer, GEORGIA M. CRANSTON, T. LATIMER BRooRS, ANDREW J. ENGLISH, Beta Kappa Society. 3 OFFICERS. . . . REV. WILLIAM . PROF. HARRX' F. . PROF.JOHN F. PROF. JAMES H. , 1906 INITIATE5. J. FRED. LAISE. JESSE C. PHILLIPS, FRANK B. GREEN, HONORARY INITIAI E. REV. C. W. STRAW, '89. 130 W. EVANS, D. D. WI-IITING, SC. D. MOH!,ER, PH. D. MORCZAN, PH. D. JAMES H. MARTIN, HARRY H. NU'I rLE. J. IRVING TRACY. Members of Other Fraternities Without Chapters Rnv. GEORGE EDWARD REED, S. T. D., L. L. D., . BRA111-'ORD O. MCINTIRE, PH. D., MOIQRIS W. PIUNCE, S. T. D., . LEON C. PRINCE, A. M., L. L. B., Stude11t's Room. at Dickinson. F . IN FACULTATE. JOSE P. BILL, . RAL1-1-1 B. EBRERT, WAIQREN J. FRYE, LE Rov PLANK, l3I IN COLLEGIO. 1907. 1908. IQIO. . Psi Upsilon . Psi Upsilon Alpha Delta Phi . Zeta Psi Theta Delta Chi Phi Gamma Delta. Delta Tau Delta. Phi Gamma Delta The Pan-Hellenic League. 0 REPRESENTATIVES. Phi Kappa Sigma. P. B. RowE, R. W. MYERS. Phi Kappa Psi. E. L. HAINPJS, H. G. Cocx-IRAN. Sigma Chi. H. C. STUART, H. E. MCWINNBV. Beta Theta Pl. H. W. F. PRICE, W. A. Cnozum. 132 Phi Delta Theta. C. O. BENNER, W. A. Zrmnv. Sidma Alpha Epsilon. H. W. GILI., H, P. SXVAIN. Kappa Sigma. A. T. THOMPSON, G. H. Kwr'rERER. ' Alpha Chi Rho. A. T. STEELMAN, F. C. W. RAMOTH. . E. L. HAINES PERRY B. RowE TONIC SCIICNTI FIC HUILDI Nl Josn P. BILL, RUSSELL T. DAv1 Es, GRQVER C. PARVIS, WILLIAM A. ZERBE, WM. F. HOUSMAN, R. D. SCI-IYVARZ, RAYMOND P. READ, J. P. SIMPSON, Sophomore Band. Founded by Class of l902.' ALUMNI MEMBERS. 1907. W. LLOYD Hmns, 1908. AMASA C. SMITH, H. CHALM1-:Rs STUART, RICHARD H. GILBERT, JR. ACTIVE MEMBERS. 1909. ED. C. CREASV, R. W. HALL, Tnos. A. SMTTH, Rov L. SHAFFER, 134 C. PERCY LINGLE CHARLES M. KURTZ HARRY E. MCWHINNEY HERBERT G. COCHRAN KARL H. BERGEY, THEO. K. LEININGRR, GEORGE PETERS, CHARLES LANGSTAFF. SOPHOMORE HAND JAMES HENRY MORGAN, Phd., Mu Epsilon Sig Monopolos Etairia Sunodon. Q'l'roLter's Associatiolnj Founded 1776. 3. A horse ! fl horse! alas he showed One like Grim and Gaylord rode. Active Chapters: In all Colleges. Mu Epsilon Chapter. Established April 6, 1784. FRATERS IN FACULTATE. FRITZ SAGE DARROW, Phd., MARVIN G. MASON QConway Hallj. HARIQV FREEMAN VVHITING, Sc. D FRAVTERS IN COLLEGIO. 1908. C. R. GAVLORD, Horse-driver. 1909. T. H. GRIM, Horse-urger. 1910. HENRY LOGAN, Motion-maker. I. C. I'lAMSBURG,vCiliCf Disturber. FRANK STEELMAN, Riot Queller. 136 LAP! 41 DAVY ' . -x. fx -1 l x ..,- lulnii-,.n -- Ax... I 1 N . LNIQKH IA,-ly., 4 H. f .47-7-W' f 4, f,. 1 , ffprnnfg 'ywfff f,,,f11f. 4'ff,,' ,' rn! rv f gf! 1 . , W. 4,77 , 111, r 0 ff fwfr- ,,,,, f' 'U ff 'ff ' f ....4- 'cw' , .f ,ff .,,, f.5, ff, lffffff Qw ,mx B3 J I -ul u ILU I f X 1 1 ,mf nw, cz' I xxxIK V' K N I JB x.'f.l'.f , .uf n ny.. Athletic Association. v OFFICERS. President, . . . J. MERRILL WILLIAMS Vice President, . HARRY B. FREDERICK Sedi-etary, . EDGAR STOTLER Treasurer, . BENSON B. 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WI' I 5 'V ' ' ' W m-f M'1'P 1 1 v lllxwl I ll. li'H U!I+'1 S HV LH ll 5' MW7- unix' Q en xl my Amwllhl I 'mlfvx'V'1', V''V4!V1'4v'5UT1fH!lkI I ., .rv n. X wx N V ff'- ' 'w,ff4-- Un' .- 'I I . we - B -- - ' ' ' . . M A V, FI 4 hptxtqlltllllmrll lx lr U I V A 1 5 , I . - N ' G ' df ' s. ff ijvf, Q6 5 -. . . - J I K Ak TQ N, , ' f. , - 1 g - , X 'X 4' g v' X 'N Q s Q r- x x -X 'Z 1. ' ., , f I v. Q' ' 'TQ W .s , - X 9 , 2 - , , H M... - 'X - . 9 Q, XXV IUNNI fx-. lx-30 lu. L NX' ,, ol. 'V ' t-,-Xwyggv ' ' A ff nf y , ' ' ' ' ' 1,ik'1,':f Q ' -- . 1 - Hog' A 9 -f --T-6 ' UL If If 'W '7ff..Fwf ?'L - x ' o 0 ' ix f FOOTBALL. JHMEJ 07 1 , E Q . 7 -in - , 0 an 117: 54 xl 0 , gn-2 119 1 ' L53 :o e: - gl . i 2 i 0 e A qi b'fnm 'ZF' t D 1 '?'n1.n 'fs' 1 , ' A I Eid? , W Nw xxlag xagl Er, Q - Y K V 1. I . I I-g 0 0 0 10. fd I , ,. 0 'Al - Q, A , :gl li Davy., Resume of Football Season. e ROBABLY no football season in recent years has been watched with greater interest than that of 1906. The unusual interest manifested was due to the revision of the rules and the innovation of the much needed reform. The results of the new system, in vogue during the last season, have fully justified its adoption. The season of IQO64 has been a most successful and creditable one. Nine games consti- tuted the schedule for the season, and from its beginning to the end, we were up against some of the strongest college teams in the East. In all these contests our eleven showed wonderful defensive work, especially against the Navy, Washington and jefferson, Lehigh, Lafayette and State. The first three were unable to cross our goal line and the last two were able to do it only after the bitterest kind of a struggle. One of the officials in the State game said that the defensive work of Dickinson in that memorable contest, was the best he had seen in the East during the season. Lebanon Valley, Ursinus and Susquehanna fell easy victims to our warriors. Too much credit can not be given to Coach Williams and Captain Davis for putting out such an excellent team. We regret very much that this is the last year our great captain can represent his Alma Mater on the gridiron and in other athletic events. His record has been unparalleled and his name will go down among the galaxy of stars who have brought glory and renown to Old Dickinson. 1 Coach Williams. September October October October October November November November November 29. 6, 13, zo, 27, 5, 17, 24, 29, Football Record for 1906. Dickinson 24, Dickinson o, Dickinson o, Dickinson 4, Dickinson o, Dickinson o, Dickinson o, Dickinson 28, Dickinson 6, l v Lebanon Valley 0, Navy 0, . Steelton 15, Yrsinus o, . . Washington and jefferson Lehigh o, . . State 6, . Susquehanna io, Lafayette 26, Games won, Games lost, . . Games tied, . . Points scored by Dickinson, Points scored by Opponents, ,I4I at Carlisle. . at Annapolis. at Sleelton. . at Carlisle . at Washington at, South Bethlehem . at Williamsport . at Carlisle . at Easton K' Q'vi.I fi2fi 1' E 1 , 'girl 1, -fxiylyl f' . 5 i ' ,few .y Paul Davin, capzuin 'Varsity Football Team. 142 Right End, A. BANKS, '09, Right Tackle, PARVIS, 08, Right Guard, FRVE, '08, Center, HOFFMAN, '07, Left Guard, BAILEY, 09, FREDERICK, Law, '08, OTTO, Law, '08, Footb all. v OFFICERS OF 1905- 1906. Manager, . . . . . . CARI, O. BENNER O7 la Assistant Manager, Hl':RBER'1' G. COCHRAN 8 Captain, . J. P.-XUL DAVIS, l aw TEAM OE 1906. Left Tackle, HARRY, Law, '09, Left End, HOUSMAN, '09. Quarterback, MCWHINNPZY, '08, Left Halfback, DAVIS. Law, '07. Right Halfback, SKINNER, Law Fullback, GROKE, Law, ,O9. SUBSTITUTES. BARTON, '10, GARRET, '10, LONG, '09, MYERS, '10, LANGSTAFF, '09, PETERS, '09, PARKS, '10, OFFICERS OF 1906-1907. Manager, , . . . . HERBERT G. COCHRAN 08 Assistant Manager, , ARTHUR 1. LATHAM Captain, . . GROVER C, PARv1s 08 v N VA RSITV l O0'1'HA LL TEA M SOPHOMORE TEAM. Left End, Left Tackle, Left Guard, Center, Right Guard, Right Tackle, Right End, Quarterback, Left Halfback, HOUSMAN. LATHAM. SMITH BA 1 LEX' E. PETERS. MCGREGOR G. PETERS GRIM LANGSTAI-'if Right Halfback, YARD Fullback, LONG Sophomore Substitute. SHEAFFERJ STUART, LEININGER, WHITEHEAD, WILLIAMS, YOUNG. Freshman-Sophomore Dickinson Athletic Field. f 1 I 1909'S FOOTBALL TEAM. Score: Sophomore 4Q 144 Football Game. Nov. 10th. 1906. M., Freshman o. 1910's 1f00TBALL TEAM. I FRESHMAN TEAM. Left End, HANDI.EY. Left Tackle, GAR RET. Left Guard, C. MYERS. Center, WARDROPE. Right Guard, GOUGLER. Right Tackle, G. MYERS. Right End, BARTON. Quarterback, CURRAN Left Halfback, PARSONS Right Halfback, BOYD Fullback, PARKS Freshman Substitutes. CODER, SHYZNTON, TUVIN, BEHNEV, Low, WHITE, SALTER, STEELMAN. BENNIIR. BILL, BREADY, BRINER, DAVIES, BROXVN, O. BECK, COCHRAN, CONOVIQR, FELT, BAILEY, BANI-25, B1:ETI4:M, CHAFFINCII, CREASY, DEMAREE, GRIN, BARTON, BEHNILY, BOYD, BRENNEM CODER. CURRAN, GARRET, Class Numeral Men. AN, DRAYVBAUGH, EALV, GISRAEL, HAMBIONIJ, PRICE, GILBIQRT, KIQTTIQRIQR, LINDSAV, LANIIIS. MCWI-IINNIQY, HALL, HOUSINIAN, JACKSON, JOHNSON, F., LANGSTAFF, LATHAM, LONG, L., 0 1907. 1908. WALKLEV. 1909. I9Io. GOUGLFDR, HANDLIW, Low, MYERS, C., MVERS, G., PARKS, PARSONS, I-IIBIIS, HOUCK, LIVIQRMORE, JAMES, RICH. MCGOWAN, PIERCE, PARVIS, ROBISON, SAwvI4:R, LEININGER, MCELWAIN, IWICGREGOR, PETERS, PETERS, G., READ, R., SISK., KLINE, KLINGSTINE, KURTZ, LINGLE, STILL, B. SEAMAN, SEELEY, SIMPSON, F., STEVENSON, STUART, SMITH, T. A., STUART, STUART, S. L WHITEHEAD, YARD, SHAFFER. PELGRIFT, SHENTON, STEELMAN, STEVENSON, TUVIN, WARDR0l'E, WHITE. BILL fix Z Y fx f, - s 'I N A X ' ,ff 1 li- ' ,Q ' M -S19 f W , 1 I In , Q wtf, , ,M 1 1 m 1711 M U' . vi WITH LITTLE BAT ff CAPT1 LINGLE 0 CRLLSuDAV oowN YI! S LET-S Jfglllgbf TEHL5 Emu, 4 . . . qi '4i 'T ' nu n il lufg ikx. A 8559 ' AZ' ..V.v1.,' QL if , irc. Egg, --- -- ' dv i? fa '-PM url,- - , . A 5' . , 4 Q -1. ,ls .Q A N' J s I' . ' , I 5 n. '. ' -1. 'WE N -we ' , - ' sf' EM' '2w-.9 e .es - 0 I . . 0 Q es J Lg-ij' i? ' rw . , I Resume of the Season e HE baseball season of 1906 was one of the most successful that Dickinson has ever had. The records estab lished fully justifies the ranking of the team as one of the best among the Eastern Colleges. The schedule was a long and hard one. Of fifteen games, ten were won, while one of the remaining five was a tie. Several games were lost because a few of our strongest players left College before the close of the season, thus materially weakening the team. The winning of eight straight games against such strong teams as Ursinus, Lehigh, Gettysburg, Franklin and Marshall, Bucknell, St. John's, Navy and State shows what a remark- able team we had. State College was shut out on its home grounds, a feat that had never before been accom- plished by any team. The Navy nine received a coat of whitewash on their home grounds also, the score ending, four to nothing. Great credit is due the whole team as all of them played a hard consistent game. Team Work was made the prime object, and Captain Davis was eminently successful in accomplishing this to a high degree. We forecast a very successful season for 1907. Only three of last year's team have been lost, and a canvass of the new students shows some excellent baseball material. Percy Lingle, '07, the newly elected captain, will make a strong leader because of his experience and ability. 148 April April April April April April May May May May May May May May june Captain Lingle. Baseball Record for 1906. Dickinson Dickinson Dickinson Dickinson Dickinson Dickinson Dickinson Dickinson Dickinson Dickinson Dickinson Dickinson Dickinson Dickinson Dickinson I 49 0 Princeton 5, Mercersburg 4, Ursinus 3, Lehigh 3, . . Gettysburg I, . Franklin and Marshall 3, State o, . . Bucknell 1, St. John's 5, Navy o, Bucknell 4, State lo, . . Ursinus 4, . Franklin and Marshall 3, Gettysburg 4, . Games won, Games lost, . . Games tied, . . Runs scored by Dickinson, Runs scored by Opponents, at Princeton . at Carlisle . at Carlisle at South Bethlehem . at Gettysburg . at Carlisle . at State College at Lewisburg at Annapolis . at Annapolis at Carlisle . at Carlisle . at Collegeville . at Lancaster at Carlisle Baseball. v OFFICERS OF 1905-1906. Manager, . ..... HIsNRv M. SCARBOROUGH, '06, Assistant Manager, . . WILLIAM W. BANKS, 'o7. Captain, . JOHN PAUI, DAVIS, Law, '07. TEAM OF 1906. Catcher, F. SIMPSON, '08, Shortstop, SMITH, Law, '07, First Base, DAVIS, Law, '07, Left Field, LATHAM, 'o9. Second Base, J. SIMPSON, '09, Center Field, CRUTCHLEY, 'Io. Third Base, LINGLE, 'o7. Right Field, MCINTYRE, 'IO. Pitchers, Q HALL' ,o6' ' HOUSMAN, '09, SUBSTITUTES. BRINER, '07, GILBERT, '08, SCHAI-'Fn:R, '09, LONG, '07, PARVIS, '08, GRIM, '09. OFFICERS OF 1906-1907. Manager, . . . . i . . . WII,LIAM W. BANKS, '07 Assistant Manager, . HARRY E. MCWHINNEY, '08 Captain, C. PERCV LINGLE, '07 I5O VARSITY BASEBALL TEAM Nflllle. FREDERICK, Law, DAVIS, Law, HARRY, Law, SIMPSON, F., HOFFMAN, PARVIS, BANKS, W. W., FRYE, MCXVHINNEV, SKINNER, Law, BANKS, A. A., HOUSMAN, BAILEY, GROKE, Law, JAMES, LINOLE, SIMPSON, J., CRUTCHLEY, LATHAM, MCINTVRE, SMITH, Law, BRINER, G., SAWVER, PARSONS, ALBRIGHT, Class. '08, '07, 09. 'oS, 07. '08, '07. '08, '08, '08, '09. '09. 09. 09. '07. '07. 109' 'IO, 09. ' IO, '07. '07, '08, ' Io, 'IO, I Y I 1 I 'Varsity D Men. How Won. Football, Football, Football, Football, Football, Football, Football , Football , Football, Football , Football, Football, Football, Football, Baseball, Baseball, Baseball, Baseball, Baseball, Baseball, Baseball Basketball, Track, Track, Track, ' When Won' 1 02. 'O3. 'o3. 'o4. 'O5. O5. 06. 06. 'o6. 9 I I O6- 'o6. 'o6. 'o6. Y O6. 'o4. 'o5. 'O5. 'O5. 'O6. '06, 'c6. '05, '06, 'u6. 'o6. U 152 Gym nasium-Sou th View HARrw -rr-:Rows rr ,Q A .WAPEIY - +A . SOME BwTz.LfAM5 ' JE U , bd 'V A V , me X 1 QZLQM 'E .f ' XX X x fx N ' - A., ' X - . , ev J 7 'N' I 0 7 . , it . W 4, u l U I K 'Q hx f . ' , HAQFQSPEB M , r' ww Q M1 ' X f o A H' ' A . A 1 xg ' X Q ' A 0 W Y ' MJELWAINE 3 k 1 'Willa' '-5,,p ,' J 1 s -' up IN THE AIRII .H .NSAWYER I ' ' I V ?V r sing' N' 54291. U' ' I, -5 -.. ,Q . ' , . n . . 'XXX ,V . ,QI 4 r - , . .IQ X ll T25 ff ' .eA:m.i'fJ? I CG X k - i f YF Wy I 2'f121' f 22 W OUTDOOR SPORTS. jg- ',',, ,,,,,,,' 'U-s5- -s- -QW AM3 -- A mn ' Wg, ' W, U ' M '- A A' 'A-A' 'mo Aff ? 15 ' Dime' A I 3:',.on.,.o ' yu, . .Sark-rat: ev I I Y f r ' , 05 'f'1?..:'f -'?m..:f I l , L 'few ' f f 'Ev' CC oasmmommmommo . ,o i i .0 ,e , , ,,,55,,, Resume. 0 ITH such stars as Morris, Brown, Standing, Hammond and Sweeley gone from the track, the outlook for the season of 1906 was very poor indeed. Notwithstanding the adverse circumstances, however, Captain Dunkleberger bent himself to the task of developing a good track team and his eiforts met with most favor- able results. The season opened with a meet on our home Held, and Bucknell won it by the narrow margin of three points. Meets were also lost to State and Swarthmore, but our boys made very plucky fights in both of them. It must be remembered that in all these contests we were up against some of the strongest and most experienced athletes in the smaller colleges. In the Bucknell meet Captain Dnnkleberger lowered the quarter mile record by two-fifths of a. second running it in 53 1-5 seconds. His work was ofa very high order all through the season. Although an entirely new relay team ran i11 the races at Philadelphia, we were able to take fourth place, easily coming in ahead of the Indians. Considering the very high class of colleges in which we were entered, our showing was very creditable. One of the features of the season was the revival of the interclass meet. It was very successful and was attended with unusual interest. We feel confident that better things are in store for us in 1907 when the coaching and training of the past year will bear fruit. Newell W. Sawyer, '08, who ran the two miles so excellently last year, has been elected captain, and under his capable leadership we predict a season of great success. EVBNT. I00-Yafd Dash, 220-Yard Dash, 440-Yard Run, Half-mile Run, 1-Mile Run, 2-Mile Run, 12o-Yard Hurdle, 220-Yard Hurdle, Running High Jump, Broad Jump, Pole Vault, 16 lb. Shot, 16 lb. Hammer, Standing High Jump, Fence Vault, Pole Climb, High Kick, Athletic Records. WINNER. DATE. SNODGRASS, May, 1899, ROBISON, May, 1904. KI.INE, W., May, 1900, ROBISON, May, 1904. DUNKLEBERGER, May, 19061 DUNKLEBERGER May, 1905, BETTS, June, 1903, LEWIS, May, 1899, MULHOLLAND, May, 1900, BAST, May, 1oo4, BROWN, May, 1901, SALTER, May, 1904, BROWN, O., May, 1905, MCGU1fF1E, May, 1900, SWEELEY, May, 19o5, SALTER, March, 1902 APPLEMAN, March, I902 WINGERT, March, 1896, BANKS, March, 1906, Sectional View-Gymnasium. RECOR D. 10 seconds. 23 2-5 seconds. 53 1-5 seconds. 2 minutes 3 I-5 seconds 4 minutes 54 seconds. II minutes I0 seconds. 16 2-5 seconds. 27 2-5 seconds. 5 feet 7 inches. 22 feet 4 inches. IO feet IO inches. 38 feet IO inches. 120 feet 9 inches. 4 feet 7 inches. 7 feet 8 inches. 6 4-5 seconds. 9 feet 4 1-2 inches. Track Team. 0 OFFICERS OF 1905- 1906. H WALTER G11.L, '07 Manager, . . . . . . . . H Y Assistant Manager, . . EDYVIN L. AINES, O7 Rov M. DUNKLEBERGER, '06 Captain, . TEAM OF 1906. WII.I.IAMS, Coach. DuN1c1,EnERG1a:R, '06, MCGOWAN, '0S. NUTTLE, '06, SUPER, '09, B01-INER, '06, MCFARRRN, '09, SALTER, '06, MCILWAIN, '09, BROWN, '07, PARSONS, '10, HOUCK, '07, WASHABAUGH, '10, SAWYER, '08, ALBRIGHT, 'IO. OFFICERS OF 1906-1907. Manager, . .... EDWIN L. HAINES, '07 Assistant Manager, . HARRY E. JACKSON, '09 Captain, . NEWELL W. SAWYER, '08 156 'VA RSITV TRACK TIQAM EVENT. loo-Yard Dash, 120-Yard Hurdle, I-Mile Run, 440-Yard Run, 2-Mile Run, 220-Yaffl Dash, Half-mile Run, 220-Yard Hurdle Shot Put, Pole Vault, High jump, Hammer Throw, Broad Jump, Points scored Dickinson-Bucknell Dual Meet. Dickinson Athletic Field, May 5th, 1906. 0 YVINNHR. GREY, Bucknell. PARSONS, Dickinson. BOHNER, Dickinson. SALT1-:R, Dickinson. D1+:NN1Nm:R, Bucknell. Svmcu, Dickinson Rocicwisnr.. Bucknell, Q DUN1u.1cm43Ri:1cR, Dickinson. . WASHAHAUGH, Dickinson. SAXVVER, Dickinson. WlII'l'NlfX', Bucknell. GREY, Bucknell. NICGOXVAN, Dickinson. Ar,n1uGH'r, Dickinson. DUN1:1,15Bi1:RG14:R, Dickinson. BoHN1+:R, Dickinson. KN.-XPP, Bucknell. LENHART, Bucknell. SHADE, Bucknell. KNAPP, Bucknell. IVICFARRPIN. Dickinson, W NICILXVAIN, Dickinson, he' CURE, Bucknell. BROYVN, Dickinson. LENHANT, Bucknell. SHADE, Bucknell. CURE, Bucknell. SALTER, Dickinson. ' Tie by Dickinson, 5115. Points eco 158 RECORD. IO 3-5 seconds. I7 2-5 seconds. 4 minutes 57 seconds. 53 I-5 seconds. ix minutes 37 2-5 seconds 24 4-5 seconds. 2 minutes 5 seconds. 29 seconds. 37 feet 5 inches. 8 feet 7 inches. 5 feet 3 I-2 inches. 124 feet. 20 feet II inches. red by Bucknell, 53Z. 'VARSITY RELAY TEAM l EvsN'r. loo-Yard Dash 120-Yard Hurdle, I-Mile Run, 440-Yard Run, 2-Mile Run, 220-Yard Hurdle, 220-Yard Dash, Half-mile4Run, Shot Put, Pole Vault, High jump, Hammer Throw, Broad Jump, l Dickinson-Swarthmore Dual Meet. Swarthmore Athletic Field. May 19th. 1906. 0 WINNER. HENRIE, Swarthmore. TAYIQOR, Swarthmore. BOHNER, Dickinson. COXE, Swarthmore. BAKER, Swarthmore. WHITE, Swarthmore. HENRIE. Swarthmore. DUNKLEBERGER, Dickinson. HOHNE, Swarthmore. SAWYER, Dickinson. COXE, Swarthmore. BOHNER, Dickinson. HENRIE. Swarthmore. DUNKLEBERGER, Dickinson. BAKER, Swarthmore. ALBRIGHT, Dickinson. MAXWELL, Swarthmore. KREUGER, Swarthmore. VAN COLT, Swarthmore. MILLER, Swarthmore. PARSONS, Dickinson. SHERWOOD, Swarthmore, . Houck, Dickinson, MAXWELL, Swarthmore. KREUGER, Swarthmore. SALTER, Dickinson. PARSONS, Dickinson. Points scored by Dickinson, 34Z. Points scored by Swarthmore, 6954. Tie. . Ex-Captain-Elect Albright. 160 RECORD. IO 4-5 seconds. I7 seconds. 4 minutes 49 2-5 seconds 52 3-5 seconds. I0 minutes, 29 seconds. 27 1-5 seconds. 23 seconds. 2 minutes. 44-feet 5 inches. 8 feet II' inches. 5 feet 6 inches. 137 feet 2 inches. 20 feet 5 inches. WF lx 'U 7:LA'5'gQf' w , Q-. A .,.' ,,. ,k X .N GYMNASIUM EVENT. Ioo-Yard Dash, 120-Yard Hurdle, 440-Yard Run, 220-Yard Hurdle 2-Mile Run, Half-mile Run, 220-Yard Dash, Shot Put, Pole Vault, Hammer Throw, High Jump, Broad Jump, Dickinson-State Dual Meet. Beaver Field, State Collele. May 26, 1906. 0 WINN!-ZR. ARNOLD, State. HENRY, State. FINK, State. SU1'1+:R, Dickinson. ARNOLD, State. DUN1c1.En1sRo1f:R, Dickinson. CHILDS, State. Bo11NER, Dickinson. S1v11'rH, State. SAWYER, Dickinson. KAISICIQ, State. AL11Rrc:HT, Dickinson. H1f3NRv, State. ARNOLD, State. WRfXX', State. CYPHERS, State. STRAYER, State. LLEXVELLIN, State. DUNN, State. ARNOLD, State. BREWSTER, State. STRAYER, State. MONl'Z, State. CHILDS, State. Points scored by Dickinson, 18. Points scored by State, 86. 162 RHCOR D- IQ 3-5 seconds. 16 4-5 seconds. 51 4-5 seconds. 26 2-5 seconds. I0 minutes 40 1-5 seconds 2 minutes 3 seconds 23 seconds. 36 feet 3 inches. IO feet 6 inches. 128 feet 8 inches. 5 feet 4 1-2 inches. 2o'feet 9 inches. QD L4-. AIL TO THE MIGHTY. EVENT. Ioo-Yard Dash, 120-Yard Hurd I-Mile Run, 440-Yard Run, 2-Mile Run, 220-Yard Hurd le, le, 220-Yard Dash, Half-mile Run, Four-Fifth Mil Shot Put, Pole Vault, High lump, Broad Jump, e Relay, Interclass Meet. Dickinson Athletic Field, May 9th, 1906. 0 WINNER- HARVEY, Conway Hall. SHUNY, Conway Hall. BOHNER, '06, SALTER, 'o6. SUPER, '09, BANKS, ' 07. DUNKLEBIQRGER, 'o6. HOUCK, 'O7. SAWYER, '08. SEAMAN, '08, BOHNER, 'o6. ENGLISH, '06, DUNKL1-:B1a:RGER, 'o6. MCGOWAN, '08, CHAFFINCH, 'O9. Nun-TLE, 'o6. SENIORS. JUNIORS. SALTER, 'o6. BEETEM, '09. MCFARR SALTER, MCILWA SP11-:R, C SALTER, EN, 'o9. '06 IN, '09, S onway Hall. '06, Houck, '07, Tie. BEETEM, SALTER, '09- 'o6. DUNKLEBERGER, '06, ' Tie. Seniors, firstg Freshman, second. RBCOR D. I0 3-5 seconds. I7 seconds. 5 minutes 8 seconds. 56 2-5 seconds. I2 minutes 34 seconds. 32 4-5 seconds. 25 seconds. 2 minutes 25 2-5 seconds 3 minutes 23 seconds. 30 feet 6 inches. S feet I0 1-2 inches. 4 feet IO inches. 20 feet 5 inches. C22 is . -,. ,-4 ARTHUR ISA ef HARRY AND LoNG UNGLE DOES A FEW IQ WGHPGCKCR' DUTC , ,X ' is 6F'45TfR xx Nw j 5 'W SCHAPPELLE CLWHSSA FCVV H IN HIS FAMouS R STUNT5 6 0 HOUCK AND GAYLORD WDO0R'5PORT5 Fifteenth Annual Midwinter Sports. Long and Elephant Race, Pole Vault, High Kick, Boxing Bout, Parallel Bars, Potato Race, Standing High Jump, Running High Jump, Pole Climb, Horizontal Bars and Flying Rings, Elephant Race, Tumbling, Knapsack Race, Pyramids, Awarding of Prizes. Dickinson Collette Gymnasium. March 16th, 1907. 0 PROGRAM M E. PART 1. First, O'BRIEN flircpj. Second, LINGLE, 'o7. First, BROWN, 'o7. Second, Houclc, 'o7. First, SEAMAN, 'o8. Second, TUVIN, '1o. PART II. First, PHILHOWER, 'Io. Second, BROWN, 707. First, HOUCK, 'o7. Second, BROWN, 'o7. First, LINGLE, 'o7. Second, GILBERT, 'o8. First, WOODWARD, '08 and CYBRIEN QPrepj. Second, BEAN, 'io and STACY, '1o. First, LINGLE, '07 and GILBERT, '08, Q Second, BEAN, 'Io and STACY, '1o. 166 Gymnasium Team Height, 9 feet Height, S feet 6 inches HARRY, Law, ,09, vs. LONG, og Gymnasium Team Height, 4 feet 3 inches Height, 5 feet 4 inches Time, 6 1-2 seconds Gymnasium Team Gymnasium Team Gymnasium Team Gilbert, '08, Coach Williams Philhower, '09, Shipe, '08 0'Brien, 'I1. Capt. Lingle, 'o7. Shipman, Law. Schappelle, 'uS. GYMNASIUM TEAM. 1909's BASICETBALL TEAM. Freshman-Sophomore Collede Gvmnasium, Score: 1909, 585 SOPHOMORE TEAM. WIIITIEHEAD, . .... Forward. LATHAM, . Forward. HOUSMAN fCapt. J, . Center. JACKSON, . Guard. CREASV, . .... . Guard. Manager of Sophomore Team, C. E. WHITEHEAD, 'o9. Basketball Game. February 16th. 1907. 7910, 34- FRESHMAN TEAM. BRENNEMAN, ..... Forward CURRAN CCapt.j, Forward P1f:Lc:R1FT QBOYDQ, Center. HANDLEV QTUVIND, . . Guard STEVENSON ,..... Guard Manager of Freshman Team, P. W. BARTON, 'ro. I9IL1'S ISASKIQTISA LI, TEAM Tennis. . 0 N innovation was made-in the line of athletics last Spring. For the first time in years a tennis team represented the College, and, although the season was not 'as successful as might have been hoped for, yet this popular game bids fair to become a prominent feature in our athletics. i The lack of success was not altogether due to the makeup of the team.. The courts were not put in shape until very late in the season, thus seriously handicapping the progress of the team. We sincerely hope that the above matter may be looked after in good time this Spring, so that the very best facilities may be offered for the developing of a strong team. A Four tournaments were arranged with the institutions of Bucknell and Gettysburg. While the boys were not in the best of shape, owing to the meager amount of practice, yet they showed the same pluck which is so characteristic of Old Dickinson's athletes in every line of sports. The team which represented us is as follows : HAINES, '07 fCaptainl, GETTYSBURG-DICKINSON TOURNAMENT. JAMESQN, '07, ' Gettysburg! Field. May 24th. 1906. SHAFER, F. H., '09, Gettysburg won both doubles and singles and the match. MCDOWELL, '06 fAlternatel. The score of the doubles was as follows : 5-7, 6-4, 6-4. The score of the singles was : 6-3, 6-o. BUCKNELL-DICKINSON TOURNAMENT. BucknellFie'd'M Y19'h'1906- ' BUCKNELL-DICKINSON TOURNAMENT. The score in doubles was in favor of Bucknell and resulted Dickinson Athletic Field, May 26th. 1906. HS f0110WS3 5'3' 5-21 6'1- As Bncl-:nell's single man was not in evidence, only the The Score in Singles WHS! 5-7, 6'4- 3'6- 6'4- in favor of best out of five in doubles was played. The match was won by Dickinson- Bucknell by the following score: 6-2, 4-6, 6-2, 6-I. Result : Tie match. 170 BOSLER H .-X LI W. L. AMTHOR, A. H. BROWN, W. GIENGER, W. L. HIBl!S, A. C. JAMES, C. M. KURTZ, W. H. MICI-IAELS, H. W. F. PRICE, W. F. SHENTON, C. R. ANDERSON, L. H. CHRISMAN, J. W. FLYNN, W. R. HIRONS, H. E. MCWIIINNEV, J. SHILLINO, H. C. STUART, E. S. BAILEY, W. F. HOUSMAN, W. E. JOHNSTON, W. L. MCKEI'.VEY, C. A. PHILI-IOWER, STANLEY SUPER, A. H. WAGL9, H. S. BOYD, G. C. CURRAN, J. FINDLAY, J. D. HOCICMAN, G. E. MYERS, D. S. PELGRIFT, C. M. SHEPHERD, G. B. STEVENSON, J. E. WASHARAUGH, H. B. FREDERICK, Y. M. C. A. Membership. e W. W. BANKS, J. E. CLARK, H. W. GILL, W. H. HOFFLIAN, E. L- KEEN, C. P. LINGLE, R. W. MYERS, F. C. W. RAMOTH, H. P. SWAIN, G. P. BECK, S. C. COALE, C. R. GAYLORD, J. F. JONES, JR., C. D. POXVELL, J. W. SKILLINGTON, J. M. WILLIAMS, A. J. COLCORII, F. B. HARRIS, L. W. LONG, E. O. IVIISH, A. SISK, W. E. STRAWINSKI, C. E. WHITEI-IEAD, A. M. BEAN, S. R. DOUT, R. GOHO, H. LOGAN, C. L. MYERS, B. F. PORTER, P. STACY, W. J. SAYRE, J. W. WILLIAMS, C. N. GREYRILL. 1907. C. O. BRNNER, W. A. CROZIER, E. L. HAINES, W. S. HOUCK, J. C. KING, J. W. LONG, L. A. MACINTIRE, L. H. ROILIRBAUGH A. C. SMITH, IQ08. B. B. BOSS, H. G. COCHRAN, R. H. GILBERT, JR., G. H. KETTERER, B. F. ScHAPPIfI.Lrf:, A. T. STEELMAN, W. A. ZERIIY, IQOQ. G. C. GRAY, H. E. JACKSON, B. LATSHAW, E. R. NUTTLE, H. N. SMITH, J. C. TINDAL. G. W. YARD, IQIO. P. W. BARTON, H. W. B. DARLINGTON, J. E. HUSTON, WM. MCINDOE, G. MISH, J. W. POTTER, E. STOTLER, F. STEELMAN, H. WI-IITE, LAW. I. L. LABAR, A. K. BRANDRIFF, R. T. DAVIES, E. W. I'IALl',ONVI ILL, G. R. HULL, G. A KLINI-:, E. T. MCCRl'2AIJX', W. H. NORCROSS, P. B. Rowl-2, D. W. WALLIS. J. W. BUNTING, W. H. DAVENPORT, S. S. HUSTON, B. LANIIIS, H. L. SEAMAN, C. K. STEVIQNSON. T. H. GRIM, F. R. JOHNSON, A. J. LAflxHAIVf, GEO. PETERS, J. H. SUPER, JR., H. K. WATKINS, C. R. YOUNG. G. H. BAKER, W. V. EDWARUS, F. A. I-IOWARII, H. McKEE, R. OLIVER, I C. RAMSBURG, V. SALTER, S. C. WATTS, R. H. BEHNEV. W. C. HARRISON. President, Vice-President, The Christian Associations. Recording Secretary, Corresponding Secretary, Treasurer, Lloyd Hall. U Y. M. c. A. A. C. JAMES. A. H. BROXVN. B. B. Boss. J. M. WILLIAMS. JOHN SHILLING. Y. M. C. A. Cabinet. Y. W. C. A. President. - MARV A. RANCK. Vice-President. . ANNIE R. O'BRIEN SCCYCUWY, - . LILLIAN O. BROWN '1'fe2Sl1fff. CoRNEr.1A B. Warm The Dutch Reformed Mission. F . Herr Moxie Prettyman, Founder and Regular Lecturer. Designed by the founder, in the interests of the german population of Carlisle who are non-attendants at our churches. The following subjects will be treated during this course of lectures : I. The Carlisle Dialect. 2. Through Germany ou a Beer Wagon. 3. Through Chapel Service via Short Route. 4. Seven Uses of the Tack Hammer. . The German Kaiser vs. Stamping with Your Feet. . Thirty Years' War vs. Fifteen Cent Shows. 5 6 7. How to Cure the Lame Ducks. No Collections. Services one hour only. 174 X Q! +.+TEQ+Q.f- f5Qc+E'r+E5 Union Philosophical Literary Society. 0 President, . Vice-President, . Recording Secretary, Corresponding Secretary, Critic, Censor, Clerk, . Treasurer, . Librarian, First Assistant, Second Assistant, W. H. IVIICIIAELS, W. L. A1xx'rHoR, A. K. BRANDRIFF, G. M. BR1Nx-:R, C. B. DERICK, F. AN!-ELEV, W. H. DAVENPORT, J. W. FLYNN, C. R. GAYLQRD, E. S. BAILEY, G. W. BRINER, W. W. DESHONG, T. H. GRIM, G. H. BAKER, P. W. BARTON, R. H. BEHNEY, H. S. BOYD, F. R. Comm, O FFICER5. EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE. G. H. KETTIQRER, MEMBERS. 1907. W. GIENGICR, J. R. GR1sYmr.I., E. W. HALLowEr,r., G. A. IQLINE, . 1908. A. M. HESS, S. S. HUSTON, G. H. KIQTTERI-:R, S. B. LANDIS, W. G. XVHERRY. 1909. F. R. JOHNSON, A. J. LATHAM, L. C. MCCULLOUGH, A. IVICELYVAIN, G. W. YARD. IQIO. W. V. EDWARDS, J. S. HEMPHILL. M. K. GHER, J. A. HUSTON, R. M. GOHO, J. M. KINARD, T. GOUGLER, H. N. LEVY, F. B. HARRIS, H. LOGAN, A. H. WAGG. .J. LAXVRENCE, W. H. MICHAIQLS, W. H. NoRcRoss, . W. PE1f'1fnR, . C. LINDSEY, C. D. PowRr.r., . W. SAWYFR, . L. SHAMAN, C. D. MCGRFIKZOR, W. L. MCKIELVEV, . H. Mrsn, . PETERS, H. MCKEE, G B. Mrsn, G. E. MYFIRS, R. K. OLIVER, I. C. RAMSBURG, NEWELL W. SAWYER ALBERT T. STEELMAN . GEO. B. Mrsl-I CHAS. A. PHILHOWER EDW. W. HALLOWELI. . ABRAM M. Hass ELLSWORTH W. Misu . CHAS. D. PowEr,r. NEWELI. W. SAWYICR . ALBIQRT M. BEAN GEO. STRVENSON J. C. 'I'1NDAr,. L. G. IQOHRBAUGH, P. B. ROWE, A. 'l'HoM1's0N. W. H. Slums, J. W. SKILLINGTON, A. T. S'r1+:F:I.MAN, H. C. STUART, C. A. PHILHOXVER, R. L. SHAFFER, G. S. STUART, J. C. TINDAI., V. T. SALTER, W. J. SAYRR, F. STEELMAN, G. B. STEVENSON, C. V. UNDERWOOD, ll -numisma- gil' -' .....u.sJ as s :T UNION l'HILOS0l'HlCAI, LITERARY SOCIETY. President, . Vice-President, . Recording Secretary, Critic, . . Corresponding Secretary, Clerk, . . Librarian, . First Assistant, Second Assistant, Treasurer, . G. R. HULL, W. W. BANKS. C. O. BENNER, A. H. BROWN, J. E. CLARK, W. A. CROZIER, C. R. ANDERSON, G. P. BECK, B. B. Boss, J. P. DEMAREE. G. C. GRAY, W. E. JOHNSTON, Brlles-Lettres Literary Society. i e W. B. L. DRAwn H. W. GILL, W. S. HOUCK, G. R. HULL, A. C. JAMES, J. J. BUNTING, L. H. CHRISMAN, S. C. COALE. J. M. WII.LIAMS, B. S. LATSHAW, T. K. LININGHR, E. R. NUTTLE. A. M. BEAN, C. H. GARRETT, G. C. CURRAN, C. C. HALLOWAY, S. R. DOUT, D. S. PI:cI.c.RI1v'r, ' OFFICERS. EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE. B. B. BOSS. MEMBERS. 1907. AUGH, J. P. JAMESON, C. M. KURTZ, F. C. W. RAMOTII, J. W. LONG, E. T. MCCRPTADY, W. D. WALLIS. 1908 H. G. COCI-IRAN, W. R. HIRONS, T. C. JONI4:s, H. B. WOODWARD. 1909. EARL PETERS, A. F. Slsxc, J. H. SUPER. I9IO. B. F. PORTER. C. P. SPIEGIQLBERO, C. G. SI-IENTON, P. F. ST.-xcy, C. M. SHEPHERD, B. TATE, AMASA C. SMITH AMTHUR H. BROWN . E. R. NUTTLE CARL O. BENNER JOHN J. HUNT-ING W. ERNEST JOHNSTON WM. E. STRAXVNSKI . L. A. TUVIN . C. G. SHENTON . JOHN E. CLARK R. ANDERSON. R. W. MYERS, H. W. F. PRICE. W. F. SHENTON, A. C. SMITH, H. P. SWAIN, J F. JONI4:s,JR., B. F. ScHA1'PI3:LI.E, J. SHILLING, S. L. SUPER, G. N. B. WILLIAMS, C. R. YOUNG. L. A. TUVIN, S. C. WATTS. van an ac. lll'Il,LISIS-LETTRES LITERA R V SOCIETY. President, Vice-President Secretary, Treasurer, The Harman Literary Society. U CORNIQLIA WHIHAFI , L11.1.1AN O. BROWN EVA CASS, MARV RANCH, LILLIAN O. BRO 9 1 NVN, MARY LLINIIAC c, OLIVI-: BIXLER, VERNA FISIII-:1.. EDITII KEISER, ANNA HACON, VIOLA HELM, MEMBERS. 1907. MARY Hoov11:R, IQOS. IIZTIIEL CAROTHERS, RUTH SIQAMAN, E1.sI1f: PHILLIIIS. 1909. E1,IzA1mT11 BLAIR, TRESSA GR1s1cNwA1,D, 1910. REBECCA CLARK, MAGDALEN12: LEINBACK, 180 RIAZIIECCA CLARK ANNA BACON FLORENCE RALSTON CORNELIA WPIITE. LAURA DIX, ANNIE O'BR1IsN, ALICE BURCIIENAL, MARY LEAMY, MAY MORRIS. LYDIA GOODING, 9 MARJORY MCINTIRE. HARMAN LITERARY SOCIETY . he Dickinsfmian- dd VOL. XXXIV, No. 23. CARLISLE, PA., WEDNESDAY, APRIL Io, 1907. Price Five Cents. The Dickinsonian. Published weekly in the interest of Dickinson College by the Belles-Lettres and Union Philosophical Literary Societies. EDITORIAL STAFF. Amfnran KNowI.Ias BRANDRIFF, '07, Editor-in-Chief. J. MERRILL WILl.IAlV!S, '08, Managing Editor. ASSOCIATE EDITORS. LEON A. MCINTIRE, '07, Athletics. XVILSON D. YVALLIS, '07, Literary. SAMUEL B. LANDIS, 'o8, Special News. CHARI.ns D. Powiam., 'n8, Exchanges. FRI- IJ R. JOHNSON, '09, Campus. JOHN I-I. SUPER, '09, Alumni. BUSINESS MANAGERS. PIARRY W. F. PRIQIQ, '07, Chief. ALLAN DOUGLAS TI-IOMI'soN, '07, ASSISTANT MANAGERS. JOIIN SIIILLING, 'o8. ALIH-:RT T. STIQELMAN, 'oS. CORRESPONDENTS. Lloyd Hall, Bassrs O. ARINISTRONG' Conway Hall, WILLIAM S. Hoovim. Terms, 51.50 per year or 31.25 if paid within 30 days after date of subscription. Foreign Mail, 51.75. Entered as second class mail matter at the Post Office at Carlisle, Pa. Married at the College. Rev. George P. Beck, a Dickinson Col- lege junior, and pastor Of the Methodist church at Pine Grove, united in mar- riaxe, in his room on the top floor of East College, two of his parishioners on Friday. Lost. A black patent leather book containing over 52.00. Reward if returned to Miss A. M. Bacon, Lloyd Hall. 8.2 d LEHIGH CLOSES BRANCH LINE. Takes Oil Only Passenger Traln on Llzard , Creek Road. Special Telegram to Public Lealgfer. POTTSVILLE, April 8.- It was an- nounced by the Lehigh Valley Railroad Company to-day, that it had decided to take Off the only remaining passenger train on the Lizard Creek branch, which will leave a large territory between Or- wigsburg and Lizard Creek without any passenger service. Residents along the line will make a test of the law of eminent domain to ascertain if the company can not be com- pelled to maintain traflic. The building of the 36 miles of track on this branch is re- puted to have cost the Lehigh fI,000.000. This is the home of Leininger, '08, He says that he will be compelled to walk home when college closes. Salter, 'I0, was given a hearing before the Justice of the Peace on Thursday, and fined two dollars. Dr. Reed has erected, on the campus, a model of the New Department of Peace and Public Service. New rules for the government of Lloyd hall have been posted. Miss Fauble, '08 and Sticks were out walking on Saturday. Noah Pinkney was the first man to in- troduce oyster sandwiches in Carlisle. He attained fame as the oyster sand- wich man. Grim, '09, Super, '09 and Wagg, '09, were given a hearing before the justice of the Peace on Monday. They were released on promise to keep the peace. Norcross visited college during the week. Hibhs, '07, lost l1is trunk last Wednes- day and later found it on S. Pitt St. I like the Profs, of course, lint then they dOn't like nie. I'd rather ride a horse, Or else a nice pon-y. Flarrled. On April ISI, H. Chalmers Stuart of Carlisle and Miss Ethel Pronse of Wil- mington. THE DICKINSONIAN BOARD Publications. e Dickinson Students' Hand Book. COMMITTEE. , BENJ. F. Sex-1A1'1'P:1.1.1s, 'o8, Chairman. R. GREYBILL, Law, STOUT, Conway Hall, A. H. WAGG, '09, W. E. JOHNSTON, 'o9, V. SALTER, 'I0, R. G01-Io, '10, F. STEELMAN, 'IO. Published yearly, in the month of August, by the Young Men's Christain Association of the College, for distribution among the students of the Institution. The Dickinson College Bulletin. Published quarterly by the College, supplanting the year book of Dickinson College, published annually hitherto. The first issue appeared in February, 1906. It contains the courses of study, methods of instruction, regulations, expenses, catalogue of students, etc. A copy may be had free on application to the president. The Microcosm. Published annually by the members of the Junior Class of College. The editor-in-chief and manager-in-chief are elected by the members of their class in the Winter term of the Sophomore year, and each appoints six assistants. It is the students' publication, and contains matters of interest, wise and otherwise from their standpoint. H. E. Jackson has been elected editor-in-chief and George Peters, manager-in-chief of the 1909 Microcosux. 184 glgpcu-:sou vs SWARTHMORE I E Q lN1'ER'50C'E1'Y .gsm DEBATE . . 'I M' V 1 , Q MQW www , 23 C. -N ,x I' Q Q, T4 . ' 0 , K gi u J D HZQE ' A x XX ,ll-1 N . aiaeX!:. ,v Q Iii' EE 6 f I-'df K' ni Y' ,f ' 'puma mf Q IEE A ' -. 'I W: QV? NFWW 1:5 . . lx 4: A ix 1 , X ' WD Vw mmm L FRESHNII-IN O RRTGRY .iT.,3g4RAa'7neSeog.5A1:1TuRe v-ms'r-IT ScRn1'co-uso -fe-r ' N - 1. ' - we s If - X EE . 1.58 5 1 Q-,,:,-vcgsgzg N lvl, h .. fs A n, .qu , wp. ' . fON4 ..-ff? N 4?- ' C2 X--X ':v -' .- X ' A .ff ' ' f 5 .- Y PM -f .1 K , , WV Wy' M f I ,f X A xx' 1 WYZW fs - 9 5 ,W J ,fb X ffmgg , 41,6 y ' , , fau lt! CGNTESTES Jg,-45,5 QUESTION : Intercollegiate Debates. SEMIFINAL DEBATE- DICKINSON vs. SWARTHMORE. Bosler Hall. Carlisle. Pa., January 10, 1907. - 8 . Resolved, That United States Supreme Court Judg Amrmatlve-Dickinson. G. R. HULL, A. C. JAMES. W. H. Noncnoss. Negative-Swarthmore. HOWARD FUSSELL, HARVEV SA'rT1cR'1'mv.uT14:, AMOS J. IJEASLIE. Judges. J f S l Ools, Steelton. PROF. E. I . MCG1NNIS, Superintendent o c 1 PROF. WARD PIERSON, Warton School of Finance, Philadelphia. A. C. STAMM, ESQ., Attorney, Harrisburg. Presiding Officer, HON. WM. Decision of judges in PENN LLOYD, Mechanicsburg. favor of allirmative. 186 es should be elected by popular vote. I A. C. james. QUESTION: Resolved, That corpora- tions engaged in foreign or interstate commerce should be licensed by the Federal Government and subject to its supervision and control. Final Debate 1906-1907 of the Intercollegiate Debating Leaguelof Pennsylvania. DICKINSON vs. STATE. Friday, April 26. 1907. Franklin and Marshall Chapel, Lancaster, Pa. Presiding:OFficer, PROP. -I. M. CHAMBERS, Franklin and Marshall College. Judstes. E. L. MCC-PINNIS, A. M., Superintendent of Schools, Steelton. REV. E. 'l'.jE1fF1f:RS, D. D., President of Collegiate Institute, York. Rnv. GEORGE IsRAIcL BROWNE, St. Pau1's Protestant Episcopal Church, Harrisburg. W. H. Michaels, Leader. The result of this debate determined the League championship for IQO7. This League consisted of Dickinson, Franklin and Marshall, State and Swarthmore. In the semifinal debates, State defeated Franklin and Marshall in December, and Dickinson defeated Swarthmore in january. Amrmative--Dickinson. G. Ross HULL, '07, Millersville. ARTHUR C. JAMES, '07, Philadelphia. WILLIAM H. MICIIAICI,H, '07, Frankford. WIl.liIlR H. NoRcRoss, '07 falter-natej, Lew- istown. Neuative-State. HARVEY MII.'1'ON BRAUGHER, 'oS, Kempton. ANDREW ALLEN BORLAND, '09, Sandy Lake. GEORGE WEIIDMANN GRo1f1f, '07, Harris- bnrg. HARRY H. MCCREADY, 'lo Calternatel, New Castle. - A Decision of the Judges in favor of Dickinson. G R. Hull. Sixteenth Annual Intersociety Debate. 6 QUESTION : Resolved, That the United States Government should own and operate the interstate railways. Affirmative-Belles-Lettres Literary Society. Nedntive-Union Philosophical Literary Society. H, WALTER GILL, Leader, . . . Coalport. W. H. MICHAELS, Leader, . . . Philadelphia ARTHUR H. BROWN, . Atlantic Highlands, N. J. E. W. HAI,I,OWPlI.I., Philadelphia JOHN SHILLING, . Felton, Del. G. H. Kwrrrsalsu, . Souierton Judues. REV. G. M. DIFFENDERIPRR, Carlisle. J. IRVIN WHITE, Carlisle. A. G. MILLER, ESQ., Carlisle. Decision of judges in favor of negative. View-Literary Society Hall. gm,1,1q5.1,1-3'rTRrf:S Dl4:n..x'1'1Nc: 'r11:AM. UNION I lIII.0SOl'HICAl. DHBATING TEARI Sophomore Oratorical Contests. 6 . Union Philosophical Literary Society. Class of 1908. May 8. 1906. PROGRAMME. Music ,... . . . Oration, Our Future Citizens, I Oration, The Closed Shop, . . Oration, The Ideal American Manhood, Music ,..... Judges. Du. M. W. PRINCIC, RICV. R. J. PILGIUAI, A. G. MILLIQR, ESQ. Gold Medal Awarded to C. D. POWELL. Belles-Lettres Literary Society. Class of l908. May ll, 1906. PROGRAM ME. Solo, ..... , . , Oration, The Hero Statesman, . . . . GIZRMANIA ORCHESTRA . W. H. DAva:NPoR'1', Roland Park, Md .' G. H. KETTl'2RliR. Philadelphia CIIAS. D. I'owIf:LL, New York City, N. Y . . GI-:IuxIAN1.-x ORcHEs'rR.x . . . Miss PRINCE L. H. CHRISMAN, Downingtown Oration, The Hero of the Northwest, . . . . JOHN SHILLING, Felton, Del Oration, The Spirit of the Greatest Modern Nation, . J. IVIERRILI, XVILLIAMS, Roaring Springs Solo, ....... . . . . . MISS PRINCII: Judnes. REV. G. M. DIFFENIIILRFBR, DR. E. A. SHULENBERGER, J. C. ECKELS, ESQ. Gold Medal awarded to J. M. WILLIAMS. 190 A Freshman Oratorical Contest. Class of 1909. April 27, 1906. 0 PROGRAMME. Music. .... . T11e Man with his Hat in his Hand, Howell, One Niche the Highest Qdramaticj, Burhill, Idols, Wendell Phillips, . . . Napoleon Bonaparte, Chas. Plzilhllis, America Unconquerablef' William Pill, Music, . . . . . The Independence of Cuba, Thurslon, . The Soul of the Violin Qdramaticj Merrill, Eulogy on Charles Sumner, Sclzurz, . . ' Eulogy on Daniel O'Connell, Wendell Plzillzjbs, Music, ..... . Judges. MAJOR JAMES EVELYN PILCHER, JOSEPH P. MCKEEHAN, ESQ., REV. J. THEODORE PETTIT. First Prize, Gold Medal awarded to G. W. YARD. Second Prize, Fifteen Dollars awarded to J. W. GIBBS. IQI . GHRMANIA OIQCHESTRA THEODORE LEININGER. Orwigsburg JOHN W. FLYNN, Washington, D. C . WM. R. HIRONS, Carlisle FRED R. JOHNSON, Mt. Carmel . STANLEY L. SUPER, Pottsville . GERMANIA ORCHESTRA GEORGE W.,VARD, Trenton, N.j J. WARlil41N GIBHS, Delaware, N. J E. H. MISH, Bunker Hill, W. Va G. C. GRAV, St. George's, Del . GICRMANIA ORCHESTRA vRlf:SIm+:NT's HQUSIC. 1. Awards for Industry and Talent. Allison Prize.525-Senior American Literature. J. FRED LAIsE. Belles-Lettres Literary Society Prize, Gold Medal-Sophomore Oratorical Contest. J. MERRILL WII.I.IAMS. Frank Beers Memorial Prize. 825-Senior Oratorlcal Contest. J. LANE MILLER. Boyer Prizes. S25 each-Athletes Scholarship. R. M. DUNKLEBERGER, NEWELL W. SAWYER. Cannon Prize. 525-Sophomore Mathematics. BENSON B. Boss. Clemens Prizes. S20 and 515-Freshman Rhetoric. First, ELIZABETH H. BLAIR, Second, ERNEST W. JOHNSTON. Cole Prize. Gold Medal-Freshman Forensic. GEO. W. YARD. Dare Prize-Entrance Examination. BLANCHE L. DUM. Gilbert Prize. 515-Sophomore Essay. G. HARRY KETTERER. McDaniel Scholarship Prizes. 5100 each-General Scholarship. Sophomore, N. W. SAWVYER and B. B. Boss. Freshman, First, LAURA M. SWIGERT, Freshman, Second, ELIZABETH H. BLAIR. John Patton Memorial Prizes. 525 each-Scholarship. Senior, Divided, T. LATIMER BROOKS and H. A. NUTTLE. Junior, CORNELIA B. WHITE. Sophomore, Divided, ELSIE PHILLIPS and JOHN SHILLING. Freshman, Divided, EDITI-I M. KEISER, W. E. STRAWINSKI. Samuel R. Peale Prizes. S25 each-Scholarship. Junior, Physics, RACHAEL CLARKE. Junior, English, WALTER F. SHENTON. Freshman, Latin, ROLLIN A. SAXVYER. Freshman, Greek, ROLLIN A. SAWYER. Pierson Prizes-Junior Oratorlcal Contest. Gold Medal, CARL O. BENNER. Silver Medal, ARTHUR C. JAMES. Reese Prize. S10-Ennlish Bible. PEARL REDDIG. James Fowler Rushinl Prize, 550-General Scholarship. J. IRVING TRACY. Eva Fisher Savidde Prize, S40-Senior Commencement Oration. J. FRED LAISE. Union Philosophical Literary Society Prize. Gold Medal- Sophomore Oratorical Contest. CHAS. D. POXVELL. Walkley Prize. SIS-Freshman Oratorieal Contest. J. YVARREN GIBBS. Cisna Prize. 525-lntersociety Debate. Belles-Lettres Literary Society. Debaters, A. C. JAMES, HARRY DANIELS, CARL O. BENNER Weber Prize, S25-Sophomore Civics. HERBERT G. COCHRAN. i p of K gp 0 'W I hlill wlmllihl I I Q-4 Y 1 lllluuulut V K 4222. 1ny' M 'A Wm 5 , '65 f 'f fl W f , , , f T' MQQXKWBXX Q ' A N ' 4225239 . lll',g m, ' 6 fullllfllmlbv tif tw . x . .ILL J, X I I Hq i ' , - X-W111f1 W 7-. QLU155 i ..., ti- Y- I JAMEJ' President, Vice-President, Secretary, . Treasurer, J. HII.ARY KEENAN, J. C. Fonsvru, PAUL J. RICHARD MYERS, G. Ross HULL, CARL F. GEHRING, JOHN CRAIG KING, RUSSELL T. DAVIES, J. ROLAN CHAFFINCH, W. B. L. DRAWBAUGH, DAVIS, The Camus Club. 3 OFFICERS. Members. DELTA CHI. SAMUEL M. BUSHMAN, JOHN B. MULHERIN, SIGMA CHI. PHI KAPPA SIGMA. CHARLES E. WHITEHEAD, PHI DELTA THETA. CHARLES M. KURTZ, EDGAR STOTLER. BETA THETA PI. JAMES M. BEETEM, SIGMA ALPHA EPSILON. ELBERT R. NUTTLE, KAPPA SIGMA. J. THURMAN ATKINS, MOSER K. GEHR. PHI GAMMA DELTA. LEROV B. PLANK. T95 CARL F. GEHRING, fb A 0 J. HII,ARY KEENAN, A X JAMES M. BEETEM, B 0 Il RUSSELL T. DAVIES, E A IG WALTER H. COURSEN, CHARLES A. OTTO. HARRY E. MCWHINNEY. EDMUND R. SAMUELS, ' RUSSELL M. GOHO. CARL H. BERGY, CRESTON L. BEAUCHAMP GEoRGE H. PETERS, A. FLETCHER SISK. Ensow J. LAWRENCE, President, . Vice-President, Secretary, . Treasurer, . . Corresponding Secretary, . Musical Director, . Business Manager, . Assistant Business Manager, . Stage Manager, . . Assistant Stage Manager, CARL O. BENNER, '07, ARTHUR C.JAMES, '07, JOHN CRAIG KING, '07, RICHARD W. MYERS, '07, MISS ETHEL CAROTHERS, '08, RICHARD H. GILBERT, JR., '08, SAMUEL B. LANDIS, '08, CHARLES D. POWELL, '08, JOHN SI-IILLING, '08, NEWELL W. SANVYER, '08, BENJAMIN lf. SCHAPPELLE, '08 S. SHARPE HUSTON, '08, HERBERT G. COCKRAN, '08, WM. H. DAVENPORT, '08, The Dramatic Club. C 6 OFFICERS. Directress, LUCRETIA JONES MCANNEY. MEMBERS. ALBERT T. STEELMAN, '08, J. MERRILL WILLIAMS, '08, CHARLES K. STEVENSON, '08 H. CHALMERS STEWART, '08 HARRY E.JAcKsON, '09, JOHN P. SIMPSON, '09, STANLEY L. SUI-ER, '09, GEORGE B. WII.I,IAMS, 09, GEORGE W. YARD, '09, ALFRED H. WAGG, '09, J. ROLAND CHAI-'1v1NcH, '09, TYBIRTIS H. GRIM, '09, W. EARNEST JOHNSTON, '09, ELLSNVORTH H. BUSH, ,09, CHARLES A. PHILHOVVER, 09 196 1 1 ALFRED H. WA00, '09 RALPH D. SCHXVARZ, '09 MISS ETHEL CAROTHERS, '08 . HYMAN N. LEVY, 'IO GEORGE W. YARD, '09 . JOHN CRAIG KING, '07 . H. CHALMERS STUART, '08 . HARRY E. JACKSON, '09 ARTHUR C.JAMES, '07 NEWELL W. SAWYER, '08 RAYMOND P. READ, '09, RALPH D. SCHXVARZ, '09, BLAIR S. LATSHAXV, '09, GEORGE B. MISH ,IO, RALPH H. BEHNEY, '10, G. HAROLD BAKER, '10, HOXVARD S. BOYD, '10, FRANK STEELMAN, '10, PAUL F. STACY, '10, MILTON MAILLER HANDI,EY, '10 HENRY LOGAN, '10, HYMAN N. LEVY, ,lO, CLARENCE M. SHEPHERD, '10, WOODBURN J. SAYRE, '10. I 1 , m f QW Q N fp ,vlygwww 5XLiIf,X?c.fi1?FLiZZf G29 06, S James' 3RD, Simon BAND Ji? S Y o SOPHOMORE BAND mv F5 Ex.. J' COLLEGE GLEE CLul3 5 S Ca XS I-'nv EvANs PLuNofRBu,vp :J rv' 1 Q ff? Q E551 COMBBNEVD V ' Mannolm Cws , ? E 59 ff, .',,.,,-- W ! ' N Dnvfu POR1-S I3ANnor Hops N qgjxfr -L' 1-' if If az' .' 5 ' 1 ...Awww A M17 fl4.z.ff!i ' H. X -1 ' A+, H-4., ...Y ,, M., . X . . X X mm fi -'Writ ' J, L- A v X e , W XX QW... ,WV ,f .W ' KN luv 3. X Mussc A-rv-o CHARMS COMBINED MUSICAL CLUBS Dickinson College Combined Musical Clubs. 0 OFFICERS. President, . HARRY YVALTER GILL, '07 Secretary, MOSIQR KILMORPZ GEHR, 'Io Treasurer, . YVATSON GIENc:I+:R, '07 Manager, . E ALLAN DOUGLAS THOMPSON, '07 Assistant Manager, CHARLES EDXVARD WHITIQHEAD, '09 Director, . . . . . . JOHN CRAIG IQING, '07 Leader, First Tenors. HARRY WAL'tI':R GILL, '07, HARRY EDWARD JACKSON, '09, '10, VAUGHN THOMAS SALTER, EI,IIER'r ALANSON Mll.l.ER, 'II. Second Tenors. JAY PAUL JAMHSON, '07, filZORGIC WIl.l.IAM YARD, '09, BENJAMIN LEROY PLANK, '10, THE GLEE CLUB. HARRY WALTILR GILL, 'o7. First Bassas. YVATSON GIENOER, '07, WIl.I,IAM B. L, DRAWIIAUGH, '07, PAUL FRANK STACY, '10, FRANK STEELMAN, 'IO. Second Basses. JOHN WILLIAM LONG, '07, GEORGE Ross HULL, '07, JOHN MERRIl.I. VVILLIAMS, '08, WII.T.l.ABI FRANKFORD HOIISINIAN, '09, Reader, JOHN MIQRRILL VVILLIAMS, '08, THE MANDOLIN CLUB. Leader, RALPH DAVID SCIIWARZ, '09, First Mandolins. Mandala. Violins. JOHN ROSCOIA: GREYIIILI., '07, IUOSER KILMORE GIQHR, '10, RALPH DAVID SCIIXVARZ, '09, NILWELL WHEPII.ER SAXVYISIR, '08, clarinet. HYMAN N 'MAN LEVY, '10, FLBERF RAY Nuilujh' 09' SAMUEL E, BRHTZ, '08, Gi ara. SAMUEL ANDREXVS, I0. Av P I A , , Violincello. J AU ' J MESON- 071 Second Mandolins. JOSE PENTEADO BILL, '07, EDWARD STUART KRONENIIERO, '09, CARL FRANZ GRHRINO GEOROIQ: Ross HlIl.T., '07, . '07, XVILSON DALLAN WALLIS, '07, HUGH BEISTLE XVOODXVARD, '08, 1 j ' A M do .2f ' MMM -,wg wp. Q fi' ' Wy? lx U0 Bw. 5 X 3 ? 5- ff - U o 5 X, I 9 1 U00 o - V. ' m 0 ' A K I 1 1 w J 1 W:W! fYW5 P A V Q LITEF-'QFXTUREE Just a Word. e EAR DICKINSONIANS : -The following pages, made up almost entirely of nonsense, we beg to inform you, were written wholly in the spirit of fun. It seemed to us that this section of the MICROCOSM ought to emphasize the humorous side of college life rather than the serious. This is the only medium through which we can preserve that side of our college days. It seems to us, therefore, that we should pick out the peculiar- ities of those whom we mention, and we have, undoubtedly, magnihed these to some extent. Please, do not think that we have it in for anybody, that is not true, we have not edited this book in that spirit at all. We love our Alma Mater 5 we reverence and respect our able faculty, we have a brotherly feeling for every loyal Dickinsonian. Perhaps, after all, we can best serve our beloved College, in the coming years, by pre- serving some of her traditions in this crude form, and by recalling to the minds of those who have gone out into the larger life of practice, those phases of college life that were so familiar to us in our undergraduate days. As you sit in front of your own fireside, after the struggles of the day, perhaps you may be tempted to take from your library this volume, perhaps there may be awakened, in your thought, a desire to return, at the Commencement season, to the haunts of your college days. Perhaps you may again live over those bright and happy hours, and a new enthu- siasm for Dear Old Dickinson may, perchance, seize you. If we can arouse such interest and such feeling, we shall feel that we have, in our humble way, done something for the College. May we impress upon you that Dickinson is our rollegc. May we impress you with this fact-our faculty con- tains, among its able members, men-men who are well-known in the world of education and science. Stand by the president and the faculty g stand by the College ! Long may she live and continue to make her infiuence felt the world over ! THE EDITORS. 202 Breezy Bits of Verse. AMOR PERICULO SUS. You vow I'n1 sweet enough to eat,' The pretty maiden said, And yet you have just had the face To ask ine to be wed. I would not trust you, Sir, at all, It would be suicide, If, knowing this, I should consent To be your loving bride. For if, when married, we should be For food quite pes-ter-rated, Some morning I'd wake up to find Myself half mas-ti-cated. View-Mt. Holly Park. 0 203 View on the Conoduguinett. HOW CRUEL. You break my heart, the snitor said, With anguish most demented, And then he shed such bitter tears, My lady half repented. Here, take this glue, she finally said As through the door she backed, If it indeed is like your brain, 1,111 sure 'tis only cracked. LEGAL TERMS. 'Tis only peliy larceny, He said, and kissed her hand. And if you kiss my lips, said she It surely would be grand. A MYSTERY. I love you, I love you, fair maiden, I said, When on my shirt-bosom she nestled her head, And when I departed, I found there-just think I A big horrid spot of the prettiest pink I GRAND LARCENY. She stands, the pret- ty, red cheeked, blush- ing Miss. He comes, tl1e hon- est youth, and steals a Kiss. Mercy! View-Mt. Holly Park. 204 View--Cave Hill Park. A PIPE DREAM. Some say that time is money, Fc SHE But I think the statement rash, mr though I always take my time I always lack the cash. 5KIDOO. HEI Bessie, dear, Come up near I For I love you so I Give me one I Only one I ' One hefore I go! S-sh! Lucretia 's calling! Hurry, do I Is that one? You took a ton I Well, now- Skidoo I AND PITY 'TIS. 'TIS TRUE. Zwei Maenner standen auf der Strasse Mit schinerz-erzucktem Gesicht, Einer, seine Frau hat begraben, Der andere-hat nicht ! fVon dem Englischen nebersetzhl THERE BE OTHERS. Bill jones liegt jetst zur Rune CH Amen, so lass es sein, Er ging ja nur ad Hadem, Er ist gar nicht allein l Fnrrz. TO MRS. IVIcANNEY. f'l'o the Tune of Solomon Levi 5 My name is Mrs. McAnney, And I live on Pomfret Street, That's where they keep the co-eds, The pretty girls so sweet. They are light and dark, and young and old, So attractive and so coy, But they're seldom happy Unless 1hey're with a boy. Oh, Mrs. McAnney, McAnney, Tra la la la, Good Mrs. McAnney, Tra la la la, la la la. The boys they certainly like her, She always treats them square, When they're at the Hen Roost, And they're often there. Amen. 205 DRIFTING. The sun has set and the stars peep out, We're sailing o'er the sea, Although 'tis true we're far apart, My mem'ry clings to thee. Transcendant hath life's journey been Since you and I first met. The cup of joy's full to tl1e brim Which Fate before me set. In the ruddy glow on the deck below Soon on my couch I'll lieg Then in dreams of air through gardens fair We'll wander,-you and I ! One fervent prayer my soul doth make While the stars shine in the sky. U May we as one life's journey take In the longed-for by and by. , FR 1'1'z. HOPE. While I the lonely midnight watch am keeping, As within the gloom I mark the flight of time, And below the deck brave souls are soundly sleeping, There comes to me a dream of love divine. Peace, be not afraid, Ilm ever with thee - A message from the wild waves seems to say, 'Neath my all protecting arms I'll safely hide thee, And will bring thee to the haven far away. By that cheer-inspiring dream 1ny heart is strengthened And no more I fear the angry, seething foam, For the struggle of my soul can but be lengthened Till I reach the shore of my eternal hoine. FRITZ. Super-Tragical. 6 . HE Little French Prof stood on one foot and sadly scratched his head. Afar down the historic Cumberland Valley the poetic toot of a whistle was heard. As the iron chariot hurriedly approached the venerable col- lege town, the engine's bell chanted its plaintive lay. The melancholy wind moaned weirdly through the campus treesg the blood-red sun smiled dimly through the horrid smoke, and the Little French Prof stood on one foot and sadly scratched his head. The Little French Prof stood on one foot and sadly scratched his head. Far off in a distant corner Davenport calmly dozed. He was snoring, snorning. The silence was oppressive. The sun grew dim, but the Little French Prof stood on one foot and sadly scratched his head. The Little French Prof stood on one foot and sadly scratched his head. Borne on the wings of the sluggish breeze came the far-off murmur of Repeat I Repeat I What did I say? In the main! In the main! In the main I Life was a hallow mockery. Was it all a dream? Nay verily. I his eyes flash Ere. Down his cheeks run murky puddles of perspiration on their long, long journey. Oh, ye Gods I What contemplation I Why Horatio can this be mortal man ? Ah I his lips do move-he would speak I Cease howling ye Winds I Cease your clanging ye Bells I Quit snorting, O Davey I-for the Little French Prof stands on one foot and sadly scratches his head and in soft nasal speech jerkingly says: For that motter, Mr. Deshong, anyone who has studied French live minutes would know that c-h-e-z is not pronounced cheese. Selah. I 206 The Faculty Club. 8 9 LL was bustle in the cosy little home of Dr. M.- of the faculty one suushiny morning towards the close of Winter. So glad it is going to be a nice evening, murmured bustling little Mrs. M- to herself as she hurried to and fro, dusting here and rearranging there in preparation for the meeting of the Faculty Club which was to be held at her house that evening. Even the children caught some of the spirit of nervous excitement and eagerly questioned their mother about the coming events of the night. f' Mamma, asked little Julia as she caught her mother's flying apron string, lucklessly untieing that article of dress which dropped gracefully to the floor, Mamma, will Prof. Sel- be here? Julia, if you don't stop bothering me, I shall have to whip you. Don't you see that I am in a dreadful hurry? See what you have done! she exclaimed, hastily picking up the fallen garment. Of course Prof. Sel- will be here. He is to read a paper on ' Nature.' It'll be grand, I know. And Doctor Dar-, chimed in little John, will he be here too Mamma? He's awful funny looking ain't he Mamma ? Do hush up, children, and go and play or I will never get this house rid up. Mrs. M- darting too and fro, had just about recovered her equanimity and was humming the opening bars of ' Home, sweet Home,' preparatory to bursting forth with her delightfully sweet soprano voice into melodious song, when a shriek of agony echoed from the nursery and little Julia came rushing out with a look of horror on her round little face, exclaiming, O, Mamma, Johnny stuck a pea in baby's ear and can't get it out ! Heaven save us, exclaimed Mrs. M- as she made one leap for the nursery. With one sweep of her graceful little arm, she boxed john's ear until it rang and he too lifted up his voice in the general chorus. In an instant she had the little persecuted in her arms, and while the house reechoed with its strenuous wailings, she succeeded in removing the foreign object which Johnny had so inappropriately planted. It was a somewhat melancholy face that greeted the genial Doctor at the table, as he returned for his mid- day lunch. I hope, my dear, he said as he took his place at the head of the table, that everything is in readi- ness for this evening, and that the children are suiliciently impressed with the importance of being on their good behavior. We should be eternally disgraced if they should take one of their perverse and interrogatory departures this evening. O yes, Pa, we know, volunteered john as spokesman, We're not to laugh at Dr. Dar-, or pinch his baby, or laugh at Professor Sel-'s bald head or anything. And we cau't have any ice cream or cake for there won't be enough. The Doctor's face assumed a foreboding look but he finished his meal in' silence. 207 By half after seven that evening, Dr. M-'s house was in spick and span condition. Every particle of dust had felt that its presence was undesired and had taken a ride on a golden sunbeam. The windows and the furniture shone with an unnatural luster. Dr. and Mrs. M- and all the little M-'s were carefully togged out in their Sun- day go-to-meetin' best. Mrs. M- was engaged in giving final instructions to the maid, and the children were eagerly pressing their faces against the front window panes to catch the first glimpse of the advance guard of the expected dignitaries, when all at once they exclaimed in a chorus, Oh Mamma, here they come. Here's Dr. R- and Mrs. R-, and Dr. Lind- and Mrs. Lind-, and O, almost all, and they made a rush for the door. Children ! stop right this minute ! shouted Mrs. M-, hurrying from the kitchen, You know better. Go to the parlor immediately l and as tl1e bell again jingled furiously she hastily opened the door. Here we are, on time, Mrs. M-, exclaimed tl1e venerable Dr. R-, extending his hand. So glad to see you all, chirped Mrs. M-, as she daintily shook the extended hands in the London Bridge fashion of hand shaking so much in vogue. Lay your wraps right here. Dr. M- you're neglecting your duties. Where are you? Present, said the Doctor, emerging from the sitting room, Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen. Allow me to usher you into the parlor. Children, here. Pay your respects to the visitors. Thus far everything had gone delightfully and the worried expression on Mrs. M--'s face was gradually relaxing. Here comes ' Monty,' Ma. Sang out Little john, as he caught a glimpse of that benelicent gentleman on the porch. John ! How dare you speak that way about Pro- fessor Sel-'s? That's what Pa calls him, returned Johnny by way of justification. Pa winced, but continued his conversation about the weather with the dignified president. Howdyedo professor, said Mrs. M-, admit- ting Monty, We were anxiously awaiting your arrival. We all eagerly anticipating your paper on Nature. Delighted to be here, carrolled Monty, but I can readily see you will be disappointed. No ! No ! you are too modest, step right into the parlor. O, Mrs. M-, exclaimed Mrs. Lind-, Where is the baby? Not in bed I hope. I'm just dying to see it. He's in the nursery, I'll go bring him, and she tripped delightedly on a mother's proudest errand. He's the very image of you, Dr. M-, said Mrs. Lind-, Do you think so ? exclaimed Mrs. R-, I can't see it at all, He looks exactly like Mrs. M-. Don't you think so Dr. L-dis? The Doctor squinted his mathematical eye on the object of disputed identity. Rather think it resembles both, he volunteered. Rats, grnmbled Dr. Lind- under his breath, as he indulged in a clandestine chew, No earthly creature ever looked like that. Mrs. M- smiled in serene ignorance of this brutal judgment. Thus the minutes slipped by in varied conversation until the time for Monty's appreciation on nature came. The dignified instructors and their better three-quarter's arranged themselves in comfortable chairs and coaches, and Monty arose with a heavenly look in his eyes. Dr. Lind- yawned and stole an opportunity for 208 C neatly expectorating in the parlor stove. It was too slow for Mrs. Lind-'s lightening eyes, however, and she darted at him a withering glance that would have wilted a new collar fresh from the Troy Laundry. Bill's eyes twinkled and he adjusted his Sears-Roebuck and Company trousers preparatory to a long period of inattention. Monty began with his accustomed directness of style: Nature is of various kinds, Dr. Good- nodded approvingly. There is good nature, and bad nature, Mrs. Lind-- looked significantly at Bill. He was utterly oblivious- ill-nature - alas I my children, sighed Mrs. M-, - human nature and just-nature. The verdant emerald of the velvety grass, the rustling foliage of the swaying trees, the exquisite caralling of the dainty and inimitable thrush, all this has a kind and beneficent Providence given to us. Excellent I Sublime! Charming ! burst from the trembling lips of the admiring ladies. Something suspiciously like D-n, sounded from the vicinity of the stove. Monty was about to proceed in a similar eloquent vein, when a sudden shriek of pain burst from the lineal heir of the Dar- name. Ma, confessed little Julia, H-J0l'lll pinched it. Oh, Horrors ! murmured Mrs. M- to herself. John, leave this room instantly. I'm so ashamed of him Mrs. Dar-, she said apologetically. Don't mind that at all. It's nothing, said Mrs. Dar-, and after a little voci- ferous squalling the tormented infant relapsed into repose. Monty stood patiently through this disturbing con- fusion, smiling as serenely as the nature he was elaborating, and now as the adorable infant relapsed into smiling unconsciousness, he resumed his narrative where it had been interrupted : The spacious firmament on high -a loud snore from Bill betrayed his interest in the subject. Monty turned to fathom the interruption, when a well aimed pea took him neatly on the top .of his sparkling pate which made him rub it with exceeding vigor. Ma,'i again betrayed the redoubtable Julia, John shot Professor Sel- with his pea-shooter. Mrs. M-- gasped and made a dart for the hall. At the nursery door she captured the retreating miscreant and from behind its closed precincts soon proceeded the most confused mixture of whacks and wailings that ever entered into the ear of man. In a few moments Mrs. M-- returned flushed with her vigorous exercise and mortified in spirit, and Monty then was permitted to Hnish his dissertation with undivided attention except for an occasional serene snore from the interested professor of Chemistry, and the dark and threatening glances of his unsympathizing partner. Monty sat down amid thunderous applause and received the heartiest congratulations from, all including Bill. Amid the buzz of conversation that followed, Mrs. M- excused herself, and soon thelonged for refreshments were being distributed to the guests. Mamma, I wan't some ice cream, shouted little John, who had succeeded in picking the nursery lock, and was once more circulating among the guests. Hush, John, you know the Doctor said you must'nt eat ice cream or cake. Now be quiet like a good little fellow. Why Ma, the Doctor did not say that. You said there.would'nt be enough, and there is, exclaimed the irrepressible youngster with his mouth set for cream. Mrs. M- would have fainted but her husband caught her. Calm yourself, my dear, he whis- 210 pered, it will soon be over. Thus reassured she entered into conversation with Mrs. Mac- about the latest cut of the Doctah's beard. Little Julia was by her side, an interested listener to all that was said, when suddenly a look of intelligence took possession of her girlish feature. Ma, Doctah Mac- ought to have been a woman, oughtn't he? Hardened by the former shocks, Mrs. M- passed this last without a word and sent Julia for a fresh supply of cake, Papa, said John, from his fatherls knee, where he had been liberally shaving the Doctor's plate of cream, Is Professor Sel- married? A burst of laughter greeted this unexpected interrogation, in which Monty somewhat mirthlessly joined. Not married yet, johnny, thank Heaven, said Bill heartlessly, not yet, but soon. I'll bet I know who, cried the irrepressible John, Its Miss Mc-. Another and greater burst of laughter greeted this information, and poor Monty blushed all over the top of his barren cerebrum. Mrs. M- left the room in hopeless mortification and Dr. M- scowled an ominous prophesy into tl1e innocent eyes of his precocious offspring. The hour had thus grown late, during this somewhat varied entertainment, and the guests with many expres- sions of pleasure over the delightful evening arose to depart. Mrs. M- tried to smile cheerfully as she bade l1er guests good night, but her sad looks and tearful eyes belied the pleasure of her smiling lips. Good-night all. So glad to have had you here, she said as her learned guests filed out into the frosty air. As the door closed, she burst out into a storm of weeping and refused to be comforted. Oh those wicked, scoundrel children, she sobbed, and without another word she hastened to bed in a paroxism of grief. Dr. M- made an important engagement with Johnny in the library which elicited more grief and sorrow. As he, too, retired, some- what later to his rest, his grief-stricken Wife still wept on her pillow. It's all your fault, John M-, she sobbed as the dignified Doctor drew the coverlets over himself, The children take all their perverseness after you. We were never like that at home. The Doctor sighed as he nestled his head in the pillow, but long after peaceful slumber had wrapped him in oblivion, spasmodic sobs shook his grief-stricken help-mate, as she rehearsed in her sleepless mind her entertainment of the Faculty Club. 2II An Hour in Logic. HE bell, that dear old bell, has just ceased its plaintive lay-the students, mostly Sophs, file into the room of Doctor Gooding. The Doctor takes off his overcoat very carefully and hangs it upon a coat hanger, dusts off his desk, walks over to the window and opens it, clears his throat, Ahem, ahem, Il-I1-I1-llElD.H Ladies you may be excused, I say ladies, you may be excused until this room becomes aired. Aired I say, aired, Ahern, ahem, h-h-h-hem. In five minutes they march back. Again the Doc- tor clears his throat, Ahem, ahem, h-h-h-hem, and calls the roll, stopping once or twice to say, Silence, silence, silence, gentlemen, silence. Mister Davenport fwho has been asleepj, Mister Davenport, I say Mister Davenport, what is this les- son about? I haven't studied it, Doctor. Very good, very good, very good. ' Mister Seaman, what did I say, what did I say? I don't know, Doctor. Right, right, right. The Doctor then writes the word Interlocutor on the board. Mister McWhiuney, spell it, spell it, spell it, I say, spell it, Mister McWhinney. M-a-e-s-to-a-l-oi. General laughter. Bunting, Mister Bunting, what, I say, what is the extension of man? Dogs, snakes, reptiles, Is that so, Mr. Lawrence, Mr. Chrisman, Miss Clarkson ? Mister Hall, ahem, ahem, h-11-h-hem, I say, Mis- ter Hall, give, give, give, Isay Mister Hall, give a log- ical definition of cat. Didyougetthat? Didyougetthat? Miss Dix, did you hear that? Yes, sir. 4 What did you hear? You said, Did you get that. Rightrightright. All the gentlemen and Mister Chrisman, V please, I say, please go to the board. Now, Mister Hall, give a definition, a logical definition of cat. A cat is a small four-legged animal belonging to the canine group. Mister Huston, correct, correct Mister Hall's work, and sign your name. Mister Gilbert, define, define honesty. Honesty is the moral courage which resists the acquisition of knowledge or property by unscrupulous means. Mister Davenport fwho has been sleeping as usualj, repeat, repeat, repeat. Davenport awakens suddenly, looks around the class and blurts out, Rings around Saturn. General laughter. I Ladies and gentlemen, please, I say, please go to the board and write the following : I, hereby solemnly promise, that ifcalled upon to write an 'E' in examination, I will not write it after the model of the proposition just criticised. All men are not honest. Please sign your name and date. Just then the bell rings. Gentlemen, I say, gentlemen, please remain until the ladies pass out. Didyougetthat, Gentlemen? Didyougetthat? Didyougetthat ? Stands for Benner' Brandnff and Beck' is for Inspiration, a something breathed in, A B C D E F G 2, f'gf5vlM+ UI T I 4 ig -, 7, flnlllmiiw l i 'g:infim lgflw iiv i aff l ati l e l s X S f? ,- 1lii,i,iiiiiii,iiiiiii WE? X, ti T W 'M H- WJ it 5 XX C- -Mn g yi1,,. , I , ljwrr t KEEP-cool: ana. mic:-1Ae1.5 com,E'5-MY-NAME I oR1f'f'nN-1-nouete 4-uogsmxxr-4-riiirgtl-Q-Q15 For Our Little Readers. stands for Agey, who sweeps out Old West, At smoking and praying he ranks with best. stands for Houck and Hirons and Hess, Two saints and one sinner. We leave you to guess. The last is our editor' m Work to he neck' Which Ovando denounces the unpardonable sin. is for Chrisman, Cochran and Coale, I There's hope for the last two, let's pray for his soul. J' 15 f0 .l0neS, WIIOSC death WHS S0 Sad, Requiescat in pace ! Sei ruhe! By gad ! is for Darrow, so sylph-like and nimble, His frame is so tiny, he'd scarce H11 a thimble. K Stands for Keen and likewise King' Th ' b tl f ' ' ' ' ' is for Ebbert, that ms great and Small' ey re o 1 o opinion, they re simply the thing. A Freshman, a junior, a Senior and all. , I . L is Landis and Lindsay, each one a Prof, is for Fauble, whose just name is Rose' If you don't know your lesson, the stuff is all off. If you don't think she's charming, just count all her beaus. M is for Monte, Monk Motler and Mac, is fOr Gruber. Gaylord and Grim, Say their heads are nigh hairless and you're on the right Why group them together? It was merely a whim. traqk, Z 0 P Q R S T stands for Norcross and Nuttle, so lean, Two ducks so unlike we never have seen. stands for Oliver and O'Brien, a co-ed, Were their initials not O, 'twould be some other instead. is for Prettyman and also for Prayer, Which he reads from the hymn-book with the greate care. is for Q pid, the daring, young sprite, Who calls at Lloyd Hall, scarce missing a night. is for Reed, our venerable head, When he,s out after money, it's Jim Henry instead. stands for Super, distinguished, in fact, By a head that is tilted and a voice that is cracked. is for Trot, a kind little friend, To give speed to translation and cause trouble to end. S 214 U is for You. whoever it be, As you glance at this jingle, have a kind charity. V is Vacation, the students' fond dream, The closer it gets, the farther off does it seem. W is seventeen, whose names begin thus, If we'd made any selection, there'd have been a big fuss X stands for X ani, the devil's invention, To encourage profaneness and stir up disseusion. Y is for Young, surnamed Robert the Bold, The half he o'erlooks will never be told. With Z there comes Zerby, with the best of good grace, He lent us his name to relieve a tight place. With 8: we acknowledge all not mentioned before, Just to keep them from getting a little bit sore. Hail to the Mighty. v Beind a few extracts from an oration delivered by the Hon. Robert Younl before the students of Dickinson Collele. fNo'rE: This oration was delivered at Bosler Hall upon the 18th anniversary of Doctor Reed as President of Dickinson College.j - 6 4 Y dear fren's, feller Dickinsonians and sister Dickinsoniansisis, I' hab been convailed upon by de glittah an' de glory an de grace of youh membe's, which am beyond compah, to recitate a few fac's 'bout de annerversary of Doctah Reed. e fCollege yell with Robert on the end.j In de iirs' place, my fren's, I hab often 'spressed my 'miration cause Doctah Reed hab gained great prestige in habing attained Mrs. Reed foo a wife. Dis am de mos' proudest moment in my life. I feel de scruciatin joy what Plato must hab felt when deliberin his cha'ge to de chil'ren ob Israeel befoo crossin de Rubercon. On dat occasshun he said, All Gaul am divided into three parts-I, me and myself. I feel de pow'ful 'citement ob dis moment mos' distractionally. What, my fren's, means dis vast mobiliza- tion? I repeat it. What means dis undue levity? What means it? My fren's, when de las war-whoop sounds an' dis yere College am no mo' an' when yuh an' me stans on de top rails ob creation foo de las time, an' de music's luptous swell rolls up aroun' de unirverse, den shall I exclaim in multerfisherous strains-Dickinson dis way ! Dickinson dis way ! Au' in dat purceshun I hope to fall in de rear, with hebenly steps, singin de ole songs ob Dickinson' QEverybody sings Davy! Oh Captain Davylj I repeat it three times--I would rather, rather be a doo-keeper in de tents ob de educated. than to lib in de tents ob de uneducated. fCries of right ! right ! right lj My fren's, I hope to lib to see dat expicious day when de fame ob de young Dickinsonians, yere aroun' me assembled, shall reach de heights ob yonder spire. QPointing to the mermaid on Old West.J QMucli applausej My fren's, whar am de past 18 yeahs ob Doctah's admixtration. Look fur it whar youh will, but, alas youh will not fin' it cause it hab went. Yes sah! it hab went fooever. fSighs.j It will neber, neber return no mo'. QTears.j Dose yeahs sleeps ill de lap ob mother earth an' in de bosom ob oder yeahs what hab went. Whar am Moses an' Patrick Henry? Dey hab went ! Whar am Brutus an' Benidich Arnold? Dey hab went ! Whar am de glory ob de Roman Empire? It hab went ! Whar am de past 18 yeahs? Down de corriders ob history vibrates de echo- Dey hab went! But down the aisles ob time combs de refrain- lib on forever Doctah Reed an' ole Dickinson l I am dun. I trus dat Doctah Reed an' Mrs Reed may still gain more great prestige dan dey hab in de past. I trus dat dey will hab a cafljm vojage de rest ob de future. QCries of so say we all of us! j V Now, young Dickinsonians, I thank youh severely fo' youh kind attention an' I hope when Gabrael souns de las trump an' dis yere earth shall disappear like candle grease running ober de floo, when de new capitol shall melt like de snow, when ole Robert can sab youh no longer from de arms of de law, den may ole Dickinson follow in de footprints ob dose who hab done went, may we follow Doctah an' Mrs Reed through de Jordan-an' ole Robert hopes to come up in the rear habing graduated wid de great class ob Dickinson. QMuch applausej Young Dickinsonians, let me close wid de address ob Cicero to de dying glad-he-ate-her, Epluribust onion, et hen1i-whemi- winki tibi do. --V 4 5 ' V V f 'fc I NL- . Q ' Xi .kr .f '.f'f.fH.f 8'oL'3,2iW dx sc- 'WEB ' I . I sfgf. 4, ,N X f' DAVENPORT X .MDX iafepu'-' Q'5 TNEDMINUNS I I: BUGLE OO , x Excuse Q!- Q f ' Cort 2321 X DAMAGE xi .43 jf AN F 353 Bill:- Q , X. CARLISLE :la -Q 0 - .- ,f QQAPRELI n I omtecr lla? ' ?jffji1 ii. FORHAUSTUHTS Qcosovwai JHMESU tc, 1' INSTRUMENTS OF TORTURE AT DICKINSON A ' In Memoriawm. e Hark. hnrk, hear the bell That calls thee to heaven or to-Oh, well l OW this quotation is not the least bit applicable, firstly, because we do not expect to be summoned to either place by that pahticulah bell, and secondly, because at this afternoon hour it only calls us to gather together in Denny Hall, and sit at the feet of B. O. Maclntire, Ph. D., affectionately called Boliver, Nic Nao, Docky Mac, and many other sweet and euphe- mistic appellations. Yes, we sit at the feet of the good Doctor. as an eminent divine said last commencement, like Paul at the feet of Gamalielf' Now, over-modesty compells us to say that this was pretty hard on Paul, but we are digressing. I started to say, the bell called us neither to heaven nor to-Oh, well ! No one would dare to call it heaven, for Powell, with his fiaxen locks, and Chrisinan with his cape-overcoat, and several other reprobates that don't stand the least chance of getting past St. Peter, are there. Chrisman has a new pair of glasses, with a black string hanging to them. He tries to look intellectual like Monty, but he has made an awful failure. You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. It is not the realm of Mephistopheles because there is no fire and brimstone except when Price describes blue smoke. The class begins, the roll is called, and the oracle speaks, Mistah Powell, you may elucidate. What is the metah of the 5th verse of the 4th stanza on the 7th page of In Memoriawm? Silence reigns. lVlistah Shilling, do you know? Shilling puts on a look of asinine wisdom, but opens not his mouth. Mistah Steelman ? Steelman gives Dockie a little discourse on the generality of things in general, but even after he has told all he knows and a little more to boot, the mighty problem is still unsettled. But rejoice ! lo and behold A Daniel ! A Daniel comes to judgment ! the gallant Andy to the rescue. With flashing eye, with yawning mouth, like Nestor of old, he lets the words of wisdom fall from his lips like the honey from the honeycomb, and the day is saved. That is one good thing about Andy, he is always willing to answer, whether he knows or not. He has some of the great, noble and good qualities for which our dear friend, the billy goat, isjustly famous. Nextly, B. O. asks Gill a question and calls him Mr. King. Then Dockie apologizes on bended knee and says consolingly, It is enough to drive all knowledge out of your head, Mistah Gill. Gill lets his book fall, and Docky cracks his face into countless smile waves. The lesson proceeds. We learn that imagination, emotion, truth and fawni are found in In Memoriawm 3 that Morris's rhyme scheme was ab ba, and Arnold's was hacd. And so the happy hour passes. James springs the word telelogical and tells us that is all that he knows, and Chrisman with Anderson-like modesty tells us that Longfellow wrote Tales of a Wayside Inn. Powell makes one of his characteristic bluffs and makes Docky's glasses fall off and causes the dear man untold embarressment. Docky then tells us that some sermons are almost pure atmosphere, and that insults Deacon Williams, who had preached to the Doctor the night before. King then gets into a heated discussion, in which both become warm. However, the brightest hours must pass away. Again the bell resounds, and to speak figuratively and scripturally, the class takes up its bed and walks, and leaves the Doctor alone with his glory and his hopeful son Leon. ,uf , I ,A ,f LLOYD HAL! A Publik Address on Simpul Speler. By Dr. Ovando B. Super. Professor of Romants Laniuaies. Dickinson Collede. , 0 HEN your commillee gave me 1zoz'z's thot I was to speak to you, I said thot I would be deliled. I was told, when I addrcsl you, thot I should select my own subject. Therefore, I speak to you on Sakrud to the memory of Simpul Speler, or suggestions for the alleviation of a congested language. I was a teacher myself once. I taught at Cross Roadscollege. fGreat applause in the gallery and three rousing cheers for Cross Roads? You fellows think you'r smart, don't you? - - Messrs. Rusevelt, Androo Karnagy and Mathuse are wrap! up in this new simpu! speler. fCheers for the three founders of simplilied spelling.J You fellows, in the gallery, remind me of a lot of roosters standing on one leg and trying to crow. Again, I think thot it should be nurrisht in the skool.: of the land, and for thot matter in our colleges. Some people think thot it would be S007lg'hSZ.ll76 to change the speling of our wurds. Well l since mennie people are soe fonde of ye presentte style of spellnge, whye notte goe backe to ye periode whenne it was yette more cumbersome in alle yts cussednesse? In those dayes ye menne would have growled mightilie if ytte were proposed to modiiie or chaynge ytte in ennie waye. In those dayes ye majoritie of ye menne wanted lottes of letters in alle ye wordes. Ye onlie enemies of ennie change of spellnge are a lotte of olde grannies. CGreat stamping of feet in the gallery.J If you fellows would use your brains as much as you use your feet, you would know something. Again, simpu! speling is here by natural evolution, and itls here to stay. Mr. Rusevcll writes all his publik papers according to the new way. Again, it is of great advantage to deaf people, because it does away with the silent letters. CEverybody ha-ha's for five minutesj I hear thot Jacob Riis has made the statement thot this new-fangeled speling is simply nauseating to him. Well ! It's here to stay, and for thot matter if it is so nauseating to him, he can just hold his nose. CDeafening applause and yells for Jacob Riis.j Now my time has pasl, and I haven't told my best stories, and, don't think thot thot is all I know about .simpul speler either. I 218 Opinions of Eminent Men on Simplified Spelling. e Jacob Riis writes: THE ED1'roRs or TH11: IQOS llIICROCOSM, DICKINSON Cor.LEGr:., Gentlemen .' In answer to your request for an opinion from me on Simplified Spelling, I would say that it is simply nau- seating to me. This idea of a reform in our good old English is the product of a lot of disordered minds among some college professors. . Sincerely yours, JACOB Rus. From the Kind of England. THE H1908 MICROCOSM, CARLISLE, PA., U. S. OF A. Genllemen .- Really I am not up on this new-fangled idea which you call Simplified Spelling 3 but I imagine it must be some- thing like the stuff contained in some of Charles Dicken's works. If that be true, none of it for me- not on your life. Your cousin, EDWARD VII, King of England. Kaiser Wilhelm gives his opinion: THE IQOS IWICROCOSM OF DICKINSON Co1.1,EGE, CARLISLE, PA., U. S. Friends: For vy you vant new vurds ain't id? I dinks you vas crazy for I finds dot id vas hardt now to spliell dem vurds mit oudt changing dat whole pizness for vy? Budt dhen sometimes I dinks dat all your American professors must pe crazy ain't it? Vat you call id dat craziiied sphelling hey l Dat is a good name for id. No, mein friends I peleive nod in dat new sphelling. Yours, WILHELM KAISER voN DIQUTSCHLAND. 219 Prettyman's Abridged College Vernacular. Bv C. W. PRETTYMAN. Author of Carlisle Dialect and Sundry other Works. Ballad up-Cadj.J A very expressive phrase used to describe an entanglement of any kind, particularly a mental one, except of a love affair. Any sort of perplexity or embarrassment. You've got this answer all ballad up. -Dr. Prince. Beat it-Qverb.j To vacate the place now occupied by flight, evaporation or otherwise. This phrase is almost entirely sup- planted by 8kidoo. Houck, when he wishes to hear the echo of his voice- Beal il. Put an egg in your shoe and Heat il. -Mcwhinney. Bluff-This has become incorporated into the language and may probably be found in an up-to-date dictionary. When a fellow is unprepared and sits on the front bench and asks ques- tions, he is bluftingf'-llallowell. Booze-fnoun.j Any liquid refreshments, which, in the words of Deacon XVllll2.lllS, have pepper in them. This sometimes includes Halbert's cider. Who paid for this booze. -Houck. Butt in-Qverb.j To forcefully, maliciously, mischievously, playfully, or otherwise intrude one's anatomy upon the C0lll- pany of one or more other persons and without invitation to mingle in the conversation. Permission to butt in formerly required a card, but since then a faculty ruling has granted the privilege to any student who has passed the Spring finals of his Freshman year. Watch me butt in. -Otto Bill. Booze-Qverb.J To look upon the wine when it is red. The Wizard of Boz. -? C. Stuart. Cheese it-K verb.j To skidoo. An expression imported from the streets of New York City but now obsolescent. Chee:-ze it, here comes jim Henry, - Sophomore Orchestra. 0 220 Cut-fnoun.j An indulgence granted fx catlzedra by Moxie Prettyman's excuse committee on condition the favored person can show just and sufficient cause. I haven't got another ml coming in English. -Any Freshman. I originated this cut system. -Dr. Prettyman. Cut-Cverb.j To wilfully, maliciously or otherwise, for any reason under the sun, fail to be where one should be at a. given time. I'm going to cn! Lntin, they are having n test. -Wagg. I think I'll cut Old Supe. -Housnmn. Cut out--Cverb.j-To cease action, to right-about-face, to swear off, temporarily or otherwise, to refrain, to put off until the prof is not looking. Chat out that roughhouse on the back seat. --H. F. Whiting. Darn-Qinterjj The strongest swear word used by preachers and Y. M. C. A. officers. Goll darn that trig -Crolier. Duffer-fnoun.j An epithet applied sometimes lovingly, sometimes otherwise. Its use to man's face does not always cause blows. 'What does the old dujier mean by giving us such a lesson. -French Class. Exam.-Examination. The Devil's invention. -Dick Gilbert. Flim-Cverb.J To break the rules of the honor guild. You ought to see me flint Monk and get an A. -Zerby. Flunk-fvm-:rb.j To fail to pass any particular test or exam- ination. To incur an invitation to one of Bill Lindsay's Wed- nesday afternoon receptions. To tell what you think you know in such ambiguous terms that the prof forms the opinion yon don't know it at all. I jlunked that putrid math again. -Chrisman. Get Wise-Qverb.j To fully appreciate a situation and understand all the motives that lead up to any particular action. il Formerly get on to was used in the same sense. Don't let Lucretia get wise. -Co-eds. Fuss-Qverb.J This formerly meant to scrap, but has since acquired a gentler meaning. See Spoon. Hlbbs has gone fizs.r1'r1g again. -Kurtz. Game-fadj.l Always ready for anything, from a rough- house to a sleighride. I'm game to go over to the library. -Powell. Get 9. Wiggle on--fverb.j To increase one's speed, to let one's celerity be in direct proportion to the mental agitation of the one giving the command. Often used in the Fall term to agitate the unsofisticated infant mind. Look here Freshie ! Get a wiggle on. -Sophs. Glad rags-fnoun.j The clothes one puts on when he goes out on the town. Sometimes it means full dress. Come, churn, get on your glad rags and let's go out on it. -A Junior 0, Golly-tinterj.j An expression of surprise, amusement, sorrow, pain, hilarity, derision or extreme pleasure. Wagg on getting his first D in Math.- 0, Golly l Goo-Qnoun.j This term is generally used for any liquid, not water, from rubdown to the inside of Pink's cream puffs. It is in general use by members of the faculty but no overt acts can be cited. Let's have that Goo QCatsup.J-Housman. Good to muh-fadj.j An expression of indefinite satisfac- tion or approval. Fast becoming obsolete. Looks good to muh. -Co-eds do. Grind.-tverb.l To study, to work, to get the Prettyman idea of why we come to college, to emulate Dr. Super. We don't allow any grinding in this room. -Harris. Grind-fnounj One who lets his studies interfere with his college course. I'm getting to be too much of a grind. -Fat Sayre. 221 Hang up-Qverb.j To call, to be entertained habitually. I hang up on Hanover St. -Landis. Hass-fnoun.J An epithet indicative of admiration used by our delegates from East'n Sho'. It means a man who can do stunts. Hot air-Qnoun.j A hih sounding line of talk to no pur- pose. Boasts which are not based on ability. Often resorted to in a debate for lack of argument. Powell is a regular hot air spouterf'-Steelman. Jolly-Qvt-rb.j To poke fun, to rub in a joke, to embarrass one by taking undue advantage of one's weakness for frivolous purposes, to use a memory that is inconvenient for the other fellow. Let's jolly Supe to-day. -Schwarz. I was jnstjkrxhfng them. -Gaylord. Josh-Lverb.j Seejolbf. Kid-tverb.j See jolbf. . Kick-fnoun.j A protest, an application for an A when you got a B. What you have to make when you wan't some light in West College halls. King is a chronic kicker. -Gill. Kick-fverb.j To make a protest, to attempt to get what you know you won't. D Let's kick about this grub, it's fierce. -Houck. Knees up-fverb.J Closely allied to beat it. A favorite- practice of Freshmen when caught out of their rooms after dark. Knees up then Fresh. -A Soph. Knock--fverb.j To find fault g to call people names you wouldn't like used on you g to tell every man the unadulterated truth g to speak your mind, even when it is disagreeable, with- out regard to consequences g to be a friend to your neighbor by telling him his faults and sparing not. I'm not knocking, I'm stating facts. -Chrisman. Mucker-Qnounj One who thinks that all Gaul is divided in three parts and that he is the three parts. You are a innckah. -Stacy. Mobulization-fno11n.l A gathering of students for the purpose of hearing a speech, giving a yell,l or celebrating Dewey Day. What meaneth this vast mobulization, -Robert. Mfath-Abbreviation for mathematics. Synonym for Hades, sulphur, infernal regions. Nevo--Abbreviation for never, always accented on the last syllable. Are you going to elect Math? Nevo l-Beck. Nut-Qnoun.l That portion of a student's anatomy which he puts out the window of East College when some one calls his name. It is also used for a hatrack on Sunday. Bill, stick your nut out-now take it in again. -James. On the bum-Cadj.j Not as it should he. This expression and its sister phrases are used to describe anything from Chris- man's hat to Pussey King's Chapel Band. It supplies the place of all adjectives from unsalflyfadoriaf to 6,'lfl7'671lZUl -horrible. This pipe is vu the burn. -Davenport. On the grunt-Qadj.l See on the bum. O11 the pig-fadj.l In a condition which is not exasperating enough to cause swearing except in a mild form. 'This German is on 111: ply. -Sawyer. Out on the town-Out in society g out calling on a town ladyg visiting a house forthe disseunnation of liquid refresh- ments. Roughing up some particular portion of the borough. Particular disturbance-An euphemism used to replace, in the classroom, a stronger and less elegant phrase. Genet raised particular disturbance. -Dr. Prince. Pimp-fnoun.l A person who has a swelled noddle. One who is disagreeable and likes to be. One who doesn't speak when you meet him. Illustration: The man from Harrisburg who thinks the profs are his lackeys -Guess! Pipe-fnoun.l This expression has recently taken the place of cinch, meaning something which is easy of accomplish- ment or a person who doesn't take care to keep you from get- ting the better of him. Economies is a pipe. -juniors. 222 Pipe dream-tverb.l A fish story, a snake story. Otto Bill's invention is only a pipe dream. Plug--fverb.j See grma' Prelim-fnoun.j Short for preliminary examination. This is one of the medieval methods of torture handed down to our times for the punishment of those students who, by reason of laziness, athletics, pastoral duties, or sickness, have committed the unparclouable sin of taking too many cuts. I got eight prelims to take. --Schwarz. Peter out-Qverb.l To cease by degrees, to gradually become extinctg to find' a soft place and occupy it. The scraps all peter out. When a fellow goes to Ladies' Hall and hasn't the nerve to ring the bell he is said to have petered out. Jackson petered out last night. -Whitehead. Prof-Qnoun.j Short for Professor. Repudiate-fverb.J To disclaim, beforehand, all responsi- bility for the damage one intends to inflict upon any property whatsoever. We rejuuiialea' that painting. --Class of igog. Roughhoustwfnoumj A state of affairs generally inde- scribable by any other term. A Freshman's room after a class banquet is a good example. . A Roughhouse-tVerb.j To cause a disturbance, sometimes making a room look like the remains of a Kansas twister. Somebody roughhoused my room. -Davenport. Scrap--Qnoun.l The term applied to anything from a friendly altercation to a class rush. Underclassman scraps are scarce this year. -Everybody. Scrap-fverb.j To argue hotly 5 to push gently 5 to attempt to defenestrate,g to rushg to hit with the expectation of being hit in return g to refrain from paying your college bill on the proper day. 'The sophomores have forgotten how to scrap, and the freshmen never knew. --Upperclassmen. Secrumptions-tadj.j Applied to the Y. W. C. A. Candy, and meansh try it and see. Twenty-five cents per pound. Skidoo--Cverb.j An expression of doubtful origin but which probably originated in the ancient and mythological Kansas or Missouri. It generally means to vacate the place now occupied and retire to a warmer climate. It is often coupled with the mystic number 23, whichsee. Spiel-Qverb.j To make a speech, to eject words which have no coherence g to give students advice in chapel. Dockey gave his annual .vjzicl in chapel this morning. -Seniors. Spoon-Cverb.J fThis verb is transitive if used from the standpoint of one, but is intransitive if from that of two per- sons of opposite sexes.j To use terms of endearment separated by punctuation marks not meant for the chaperon's notice g to sip nectar from the lips of Venus as Jove would say if he were a Freshman. Steehnan spoons on sleighrides. Stung-Cadj.j Disappointed, slighted, turned down, failed, frozen out. If you call at Lloyd Hall and lind she has company, you are stung. When a prof ignores your answer and says next, you are slung, Dr. Super: Next, Mr. Deshong, Mr. Houseman- Stung. Stunt-fnoun.J A social function, a feat of strengthg a. particularly good recitation, an action which attracts notice, such as falling on ice. Watch me do slunt.r. -L. A. M. Swelled-head-Cnounj A disease peculiar to Freshmen and Sophomores. It consists in thinking one is unusually bright. Particularly noticeable cases are cured by applying a barrel stave to another part of the anatomy to draw the swel- ling down. Worst victim!'-Whitehead. 223 Twenty-three.-This number, closely connected with Skidoo isfof very mysterious connection Various explana- tions are given for this mystery, a few of which we give : fly Race tracks are so laid out that they accommodate not more than twenty-two horses. The twenty-third must there- fore be put out. Q25 The psychopathic ward of the Bellevue Hospital is number twenty-three and in the vernacular of the house sur- geon twenty-three for his is equivalent to he's crazy. fgj In the numbering the rooms of a certain new hotel the number twenty-three was inadvertnntly omitted. The clerk used to Show the gentleman to twenty-three as a bouncer. C41 The expression originated from the twenty-third verse of the tentlg chapter of Genesis: Therefore the Lord sent him forth from the Garden of Eden to till the ground from whence he was taken. Q55 The expression originated from the passage in the Tale of Two Cities, which says : She kisses hislips, he kisses hersg they solemnly bless each other. The spare hand does not tremble as it releases himg nothing worse than a sweet, bright, constancy in his parent face. She goes next before him-is gone g the knitting women, count 'Twenty-two.' Wipe of that smile-Qverb.l The greeting usually used in a friendly manner to a Freshman by a Sophomore in the early days of the Fall term. Wise-tadjj Fully appreciating a situation and under- standing all the motives that lead up to any particular action. Formerly on was used in the same sense. Get wise to McGregor's hair cut. -Everybody, after Christmas. JQME 5 ,W 2 E 0. S V 4- XA A Q j N A J,S4a f, I 1 I '-A .L , O - SX 3 f . . Ut, f JQNQ 5 in . ', gg fn 'Riagg x . WAN 3 7 I- A fg g 1 I+ X h- :ESX Q51 - ' 2J,,. L22 1' :5 X 3 : .2 Q y -2 an A V r -' ful A A - 5 'vlyxii . 2 N '. cg :guy I . 1 I' seo 1 I I . 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I can make temperance addresses beautifully-I can play the cornet-I can preach, in short I am a genius and will no doubt become famous. But I am thinking seriously of matrimony. Among those who are smitten with me are eight co-eds whom I meet in a social way about live times a week. As I think a great deal of each one, it is very diflicult for me to decide which one with whom to keep steady company. I am certain that anyone of them would accept a proffer of marriage from me. How can I discover which one loves me best and which one will make me the best wife? W. H. DAVENPORT. ANSWER. Try the old experiment of taking them all out rowing then fall overboard-the girl that jumps gets the prize, ALAS MY PRETIY MAIDI DEAR QUEENIE :-Two years ago, when a Freshman, I became acquainted with a young man who professed to care for me. He soon left college and became employed as a draftsman out of town. We have corresponded ever since. The last letter he wrote to me numbered among its lines this one particularly: I am going to take a nice young lady to a ball this evening and anticipate a good time. Do you think he treated me right? ETHEI, R. C. Auswlax. My dear girl, you can't expect a man never to take another woman out if you give him no encouragement. A Typical Freshman Class Meeting. ES, the Freshmen held a class meeting. What was it like? Well it wasn't like anything. It was absolutely original. tThey learned originality from Bill Landis in Freshman math Q At this meeting they selected oliicers, a class yell and class colors. Not that there is anything original in that, but their originality came in their manner of selecting rather than in what they selected. In order that the readers of this book may obtain a clear idea of what was done we give the secretary's account of the meet- ing, making only such changes as we deem necessary: The president pro lem called the meeting to order and stated its purpose in a few well chosen words. After due con- sideration it was decided that the first thing to be attended to was the election of officers. After much discussion as to the best method of proceedure the Class formed a large ring in the center of which the president pro lem was placed. This worthy at once commenced to,count them out repeating the old-time ditty: Eeny, meny, miny, mo, Catch a ni er b the toe gg y, v If he hollers let lnm go, Eeny, meny, miny, mo. Occasionally he would relieve the monotony by changing to I Fiery engine number nine, Hose number two, All are out but Y-O-U. At length all were counted out except one who was accord- ingly declared president He immediately took the chair. and the election of other oflicers proceeded in the same manner except in the case of the treasurer. It was thought that in his case a test should be made in order to secure a competent man. Accordingly the president placed an addition problem on the blackboard and announced that all who obtained a correct solution inside of ten minutes should be eligible to the office. At the expiration of ten minutes it was found that no one had obtained a solution so that a second heat was necessary. This time two men were successful and they decided which should hold the ofiice by flipping a coin. The next ,business was the class yell. A number of yells were proposed, but the committee appointed for the purpose decided to recommend the following : jim Henry's little men We're the Class of 1910. This was popular first, because it was short and not dilhcult to memorize. Second, because it means something, wherein it is different from most class yells. l astly, because it is of such a nature as will likely strike terror to the hearts of the naughty Sophomores. When it came to the choosing of class colors the president placed upon the board all the pairs of colors he could think of. The best contrasts were composed of the following : Pea green and echru. Saffron and magenta. Burnt orange and lake. Violet and purple. Milk white and baby blue. I The first pair was very much admired and would doubt.ess. have been selected but for the fact that it was feared that these colors would add to the suggestion of verdancy and putrification which has already begun to pervade the entire Class. Finally a specimen of the feminine gender said that red and black were just too lovely for anything fOh Golly lj, and besides, since red suits were all the-rage and nearly all the girls had black petticoats they would just go fine together. Some of the little boys, who are still wearing short trousers, thought that red hose supporters would show up great against a dark ground of black hose. So. since the little boys and girls were in the majority, red and black was unanimously chosen. Before adjourning. the subject of class hats was broached, but no agreement could be reached, inasmuch as the fair co-eds insisted upon having bonets, while the members of the ste-rner sex preferred tam-o'shanters. As a compromise, it was suggested that sailors should be adopted, to be worn with gum under the chin. This, it was agreed, would hinder the Sophs in their efforts to steal them. However, as there were some who disagreed, the matter was laid on the table until the next meeting. SECRETARY. PINKNEY AT THE GATE. THOUGH the wind be cold and piercing, And the snowflakes fill the air, And the mercury's at zero, You will find him standing there With his basket and his bucket He will greet you, sure as fate, And you'll stop to chat a moment With Old Pinkney at the gate. For you see him at a distance, See his broad good-natured grin, And you know l1e's lying for you, And is sure to rope you in. Pretzels, apples, cakes and crullers, Tell you, boys, the're mighty Fine E And with smothered imprecations You fish out your only dime. Down you gulp them in a hurry, Lest to classes you be late, And at thoughts of indigestion Cuss Old Pinkney at the gate. Or, on weary nights of grinding, You hear footsteps on the floor, See his black and shining visage Grinning at you through the door, And before you really know it, Or can tell the reason why, You are champing luke-warm oysters And his tough and ancient pie. Yes, you say Old Pink will suffer, But when all life's checks are in, Maybe there will be a balance On tl1e credit side for him g And if we e'er reach that city, Where the loved of God await, Don't be shocked to see Old Pinkney Standing at the pearly gate. -W. EARNEST JoHNs'roN THE TALE OF A SHIRT. TO every lover young and old, And him who thinks that love is cold, I would this little story tell, And bid him mark its moral well. A junior, dignified and staid, Because enamoured of a maid, But ere he spoke his heart's confession, Night after night in straight succession, He would the weary hours beguile At this fair maiden's domicile. At last, to cut the story short, Some Wagg' or other full of sport, qTo do this trick he long was willing His zeal augmented by a Shillingfj Decided that the time had come - When love its proper course had run. The evening came, and down the street The Junior strode with eager feet. While stealthy hands, to mischief led, Removed his nightshirt from his bed g And, Ending there a piece of twine, Made up a package neat and line, Which, by a plan arranged before, Was soon to reach the maiden's door. The hours slowly onward crept, And every cop in safety slept, But still the Junior was unwise To all save those bewitching eyes. The moments passed : he let them go The fate they brought he did not know, 227 For as he paused to coo and bill, The doorbell rang and all was still. He in the lead, and she behind, They started out the cause to find, And as the door was open flung, They saw the package on it hung.. With nervous haste to fear akin, They sought to know what was within. Enough-you can the scene surmise- The maiden's blush, the man's surprise And ere she raised her drooping head, The cause was gone, the junior fled ! No, Steelnian never more returned, For this the lesson w11ich he learned : That when a man loves overdue, E'en nightshirts go out Helen, too ! ORDER BLANK 0F SEARS, ROEB CK 84 CO., CHIC GO, ILL. F-W W--.W-M----I ISQIY 7 wr SHIPPLNG PIJINT IF DIFFERENTVFROM POST YSFFIIE QDale of this order J l . . A Name Professor Wm. Ltndray. X X Name, V Y Projwsor uitgzndsay' V-V --- - I triive name here only when shipment is to he made to anothcn fwrite very plninly and always sign your full christian nameq party. If to yourself, leave name blank j Post 06706, F- XCstl1'H5f?y Polhf' ClI7'fl'Sft'u Sheet and Number' College St., c0unty,V H C'11mberla111t, XX Sfafe' Perma. H. F D., No. L ff State, ,I Pfflml- 2 Haltroad Co., , R R- .F--L A Express Co., U' 5- BE SURE TO STATE SIZE AND COLOR WHERE REQUIRED. N 5II'fXrS1'0QfQL',c'el Qililfifly l NAME OF ARTICLES WANTED. S'mg2U'O 5' X 'ffeFllf5LiT' 0' aff3T.I'5' t'1?IS'T0I1Y,IE. ' X A 'Dollars Cents Dollars Cents 23 Fe 28 l The Fowler Wash WVi7l'g'f'7' I I 93 1 98 2 F 2230 1 Home Caffe Mt!! X -I9 .19 2 D 4917 jewlv H0111 A X X 9 XX 9 W 4f1500o X fl ' Cbllm' Buttons X I6 16 16 f 2122 3 X fWl'7L'S Socks 1.1 Rl 31 l8f 1712 X 1 001' C'1:q111'g -79 79 X 18 f23l.1 41 ds fzlgxi jolly 701' ,79 lg X 8f32S5 1 700th l?r11.vlz 1 S 45-fffllll X 1 pair? Pants X X 1 79 79 .15f66o.f 1 Quit 0fXQ!0lhefXX X 5 X X S4 54 jjf mm X 1 I Q Stiff flat X 1 I X .15 45 18 f I660 I Fine l1'riarAPz71e i 22 22 UM1.,1Xf 331.1 1 571001 White C' 0tt011 2 2 XX ' lwouta' have 01'de1'ea'af11ll drfess suit but mv wye 2'U07l'l 79 l let me. Seven years ago, I commenced wearing' your pants, A X ' since then I have worn no others. emi I wX V n , J JUN, l lznllffsilallnllll-llllll Z V,- WL , do .frm ' I I H Ol3?IL'Il.lI: Tg f f Ulu ' '. :..' ,'ffl . . W ff nnuuunmnxuna . 2 H .AfllllllllIilllllllllllllllhl JAM? lllflllllllllllllllllllllllll ff H.5.mA5fER'5.v0.CE THE faculty met on Tuesday eve, And deemed it right that you receive, For deviltry you helped connive, Demerits up to twenty-five. We're not quite sure you are the one By whom the deeds were really done, But, though Jim Henry lost the name, XVe thought we'd soak you just the same. 229 This makes your number ninety-eight, And you can readily estimate, That two more won't one hundred be, But just exactly twenty-three ! Please keep this warning in your mind, And you will no misfortune End g If not, pack up your duds and scoot, ' Yours very truly, O. B. SOUPE DUTCH was waiting in the front room, Fearful was his ire, His wife was in the kitcl1en, Trying to make the fire. The maid was at the opera house, Listening to tl1e play 3 And what was said when she returned We'll tell some other day. Dickery, dickery, dock, Just look at our Denny Hall clock! When it doth strike, We all must hike, Dickery, dickery, dock. My skinny old uncle and I fell out, I'1l tell you what 'twas all about, I kept his dog but fed him not, Which made Ovando very hot. Ethel, my chosen, and I fell out, And what do you think it was all about? I loved her but she didn't love me, And that was tl1e reason we couldn't agree. Where are you going my pretty maid? I'm going homeward, sir, she said. May I go with you, my pretty maid? You're kindly-welcome, sir, she said. Nursery' Jingle. Do you like your Lab-work, my pretty maid? When you're there to help me, sir, she said. What is your fortune, my pretty maid P My face is my fortune, sir, she said. Aren't you going to marry, my pretty maid? If some one asks me, sir, she said. I ll 230 Ha, ha, Pinkney, have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, a whole head full, Some stays in and some, I seen, Finds its way into Pink's ice cream. Three wise men of Third Section, Threw their tub down the stairs. If the tub had been stronger, My tale had been longer. Hey diddle, diddle, Levy had a fiddle, Which made Second Section sore g For he played all day and he played all night, Such musicas comes from an old, lawn-mower. Our treasurer, White, Will ne'er go right, Would you know the reason why? He follows his nose, Wherever he goes, And that stands all awry. Little boy Davenport, come blow your horn, It's already Chapel time, sure as you're born You must blow it long and blow it deep, For we're all in bed and fast asleep. Poll and Gill Went up the l1ill To view the lonely landscape wide. When they came down, It should be known, Each other's all that they had spied. Bow, wow, wow, Whose dog art thou? I'm little O. B. Super's dog, Bow, wow, wow. Sing a song of five cents, Pinkney at the gate, Four and twenty mince pies, the best ones in the State, When you eat a pie or two, then you begin to sing, Upon my word and honor, that seems a funny thing. Little Harry Price, his work is so bum, If'he's not careful, he'll sure be sent home, Then all of King's horses will not do, I ken, To bring little Harry to College again. To classes, to classes, to get a big Hunk, Back again, back again, hunkety hunk, To Docky, to Docky, to hear him exclaiul Home again, home again, fast as you came. Meat pie hot, Meat pie cold, Meat pie at the Commons, Nine days old. If you don't believe me, I'll take you out to see, Where they're sweeping up the fragments For that which is to be. Dickery, dickery, dare, The pitcher is up in the air, Every time there's a swat, The ball's out of the lot, Dickery, dickery, dare. When old jim Henry was the dean, He was a goodly one g He brought so many notice-blanks, They weighed about a ton. Many of them he quick filled out, And stuffed them full of knowledge And words as long as height there is To East or old West College. The Sophomores did receive thereof, The great majority 3 And those who ne'er have gotten any Deserve your sympathy. Little Miss Pronse Sat in the house, And heaved a joyous sigh. I'l1 run off with Chal, For I know 1'm his gal, O, what a happy young co-ed am I ! There's a Freshman co-ed, Of her be it said, She has a walk that is graceful and light. Should you inquire her name, She will only exclaim, Never you mind. It'll always B. Wright. View-Boiling Springs Park. In New Bellaire. i v An arrival.-Reuben Houch, a young countryman, steps off the train at Carlisle, wearing high boots and a carpetbag Viola.-With whom Rube falls in love at first sight. Home coming.-Viola comes back to Carlisle. ' Reuben joins the Salvation Army. Is the handsomest man in the Army. A New England stomach. Takes it to the Commons. Choir rehearsal,--Viola sings, Oh for a Man, Oh for a Man! Reuben happy. Sunday in Bellaire.-Dinner at the Commons. Supper at Viola's. A suggestion.-Papa buys an alarm clock and sets it for 2 o'clock. Rube returns with the milkman. A faculty reception.--Reuben gets another 25 demerits. A white rose.-Reuben takes Viola to the intersociety debate but Bell Let is defeated and the white rose wins. A morning walk. ' A soree musicale.-Takes Viola to the Glee Club Concert. An unconditional surrender. Of the same opinion. Skidoo l A sad good-bye.-Reuben had expected to be invited for dinner but was not. Stung. After breakfast. A stern resolve.-Reuben decides not to call more than seven days a week. The guns of East.-Reuben returns early one morning and is saluted with tin-pails, water, etc. Wearing her colors.-Reuben works on the track team and wins last place. Flight from the Old Town. Goes away to preach. , Captain Houck. Shot and shell.-Shells out ten cents for sodas. A farewell.-Stands in the tears with the room in his eyes-gets his diploma and departs for Harvard. After four years.-Marries the Steelton girl and lives ever happy afterwards. 232 lift... ' ' ' ' yi mi 9gQ r M- ., fl , ,wus X .I I : , If V V HN '16, Qlilll N . ,J f i' f' fig 4 ? ' ' 1 ff l 5? i B ff, 2 ! Te 5 .-:' . 2 i i l 'E E -' fl l A ' I :I A V' i W CODER-B0RR0vvSH1S5'ouD5 KING-ASSIST5 op,E.pQR.cgkgf?,-,,E.5TuN1- ' Arrue-HEN-RDGST The Freshmarfs First Claw-Hammer Coat. v NE day, in the early Fall, a pair of thin legs carrying a Roman-nosed head, on the top of which Figures a small black cap with a reen button g ' A mixture of all things began, That heterogeneous thing n Freshman, is seen coming from the post oflice with a little white envelope about IZ x 2 in his hand. His face is wreathed in smiles-at last he is to make his debut in society-for hasn't he received an R. S. V. P. to some stunt at the hen coop ? He has never been to a full dress affair before so he proceeds at once to scare up some duds a whole week before. The long expected evening finally arrives and he gets shaved in town, gets a hair cut and takes a bath. At 6.30 he begins to dress and calls in four or five of his intimate friends. 'l'hey all work like beavers g his chum puts the studs in his'shirt, another brushes his hat and the others run around collecting shoes for him. 'l'hey pull and tug until he drops his gold collar button-it rolls somewhere, but where ? They all get down on their hands and knees and such cussing. It is now 7.50, and the invitation says S o'clock-he's all fussed up by this time. The devilish little button is found at last and put in its place. He takes a last look at himself-his friends grin approv - ingly and away he goes. He looks as ridiculous as a sailor riding horseback. In answer to his ring comes the sound of rustling skirts and l1is poor heart goes pit-a-pat. Now he is ushered into the large reception hall, and Oh, Horrors ! there is a line of 47 co-eds all shoulder to shoulder. Some one gives him a push and utters some- thing-he gives the London bridge handshake, and says, glad to meet you. He has repeated this about thirty times and in return has gotten as many warm-oyster handshakes until he has tred on the 1natron's toes, she lets out a howl and the poor Freshman falls back into the arms of one of the girls. A voice like a squeaky cellar door aronses him, he feels a little shaky in the shanks, but he has 233 almost seen the gauntlet now. When he reachesthe forty-seventh, he looks about as funny as a bull in a gingham apron. His shirt front shines like Monty's bald headg his claw-hammer coat, much to small, has crept half way up his back, his s11oes pinch him, and those trouser legs are bidding fair to overcome that coat. If he only had pockets in that confounded old coat so that he might hide those hands. He sees a fellow-sufferer on the other side of the room holding up the wall, and in his endeavor to reach him, looses his course, which ends in trampling down somebody's skirt. This woman turns a backward look and he is shot dead with a glance from her Bred all the way across the room. The poor Freshman is now simply exasperated. A good brother approaches him, and pointing to his trouser legs, says, Say, Old Man, you had better give a party and invite your pants down. Refreshments are now served-he grasps the little cut glass dish and holds it up in the air between his thumb and foreiinger, like the women do at pink teas, then he nibbles at a small cake about one inch square. The lady next to him has finished so he gallantly offers to relieve her of the empty dish, but in so doing he takes a header, falls through his trousers and hangs himself on his suspenders. Several come to the rescue, some one cracks a joke and everybody laughs. His face is now as red as a Fall pippin-but the bell chants eleven o'clock and it's time to go. Again he does the London bridge act, tells them all what a delightful time he had, and says good-night. When his friends ask him the next day how he enjoyed himself, he says, I had a ripping time. Such is the F1 6ShlI18Il'S first experience in a claw-hammer coat. 234 SAYRE ll ll -T'iHe-seems-ENTER1-AIN -rHfwuf.H- mfmcui.-ries fri! 05 'ON , oo in BED l l A ' lm , .,, - I P R' ERA mum T A i 1 H . I t p 4- I' I ' uuwllllp ' ' vs 'e K l l o' . gp-as 7 'T ' i I , Q -ov f X ,Q '9 m ll-' Ml' f - f' 91 I ,txt - fx Y 4, .J , W - li ,X s l . so . T i f . ' - Baowuue SAjRE'S 3gcs'rAi. MM:-S There is n Pleasure in Poetic Pains, Which only Poets know. OCKII3 MAC and other literary men are lamenting the fact that poetry is on the decrease in these days. Old Ben Jonson has well said, Poets are rarer birds than Kings. Most poets, in these modern times,.are birds g but even in the face of this, the editors of this book take exception to the statement that all the great poets are dead. It can be easily proven that at Old Dickinson l' there still burns the poetic fire that consumed men like Byron, Keats and Shelley. Of course, it must be admitted that poets, barbers and tenor singers are not made, they are born. In order to give proof of the statement that there are poets still alive, who can equal, if not surpass, the productions of former worthies, witness the following concrete examples : These poets were discovered by accident, but that makes their glory none the less. The discovery happened this way. The printers ofthe MICROCOSM had made their last call for copy. Naturally the editor-in-chief was somewhat flustered, for as yet he had not received more than two or three love ditties and two translations from the German with which to satisfy an expectant multitude at Lloyd Hall. It would have been dreadful to disappoint these lovers of the aesthetic. Is it not true that the entire feminine division of mankind, loves poetry? The business manager became worried over his contract. The last bit of manuscript must be mailed to-night, was his final statement. Well, replied the editor-in-chief, We can't allow this book to go to press without a couple of pages of poetry. What was to be done? Only one thing and that was to make a canvass for poetry. Six members of the edi- torial staff were sent for and dispatched for all the poets and poetry they could find. Send them to sky parlorf' were the parting words of the irate manager. 235 The editor's table was one mass of .papers and he was in a belligerent mood, when suddenly there came a tap- ping, a gentle tapping at the door. His, come in, had a distinct note of hostility in it. The door opened gently and in stepped Fatty Sayre. On the top of his round pate there sat a small cap with a green button. He huffed and he puffed and between breaths managed to say, I got a dandy on Bill Housman, By Grab I Bill Housman studied chemistry, Studied long and late. Bill Housman breathed some Cl gas, He'l1 not graduate. U That's pretty good, Sayre ! Got any more like it ? Well now, this little conceit came to me, By Heck, with all the force of an inspiration, while I was taking a bath the other day. It is very strange, but I can only write poetry right after I take a bath. Last year I wrote three poems. Now let me read this to you, of course it is only a little rhyme, but don't you know, so much of the poetry now-a-days is so obscure ? No doubt about that Sayre. ' Well here she goes, By Grab. ' Picture O-van-do B. Super, the sinner, Walking a mile to cheapen his dinner. Picture some hair on Monty's bald pate, That is a picture no artist can paint. Picture Jim Henry without his grin, Imagine Old Supe rattling his tin. Picture some students with stomachs quite achey While Fry lpvans at home devours a whole turkey g That is a picture no artist can paint! By Heck, I don't like that word 'Achey' very much, but that's allowable in poetry. Yes, Sayre, I have heard it said that . There is a pleasure in poetic pains, Which only poets know. There are fifteen verses to this poem, shall I read them? No, I'm very busy, Sayre. Couldn't you leave them ? Well, I might, but I think you would enjoy it better if I should read them myself. 236 Really, Sayre, I appreciate --. I read them at the boarding house this morning and they all laughed heartily over that word ' Achey.' Of course, it is meant to produce laughter, don't you think so? Ha, ha, ha ! Undoubtedly, Sayre. Well, here's another, By Grab, that has more of the poetic air about it. 'There was a whistler named Shipe, Who tried for us some airs to pipe g But it angered the dean, ' Who remarked with some spleen, Put that tune in your pocket, O, Sl1ipe. ' Don't you think that I have the true poetic fire-that all-consuming fire? Sometimes I feel that I shall not live long. Poetry is so wearing--don't you think so, By Grab ? It certainly is wearing on a fellow's nerves, Sayre. Wouldn't it be awful if I should depart this life like a half opened bud ? Yes, Sayre. , Sayre departs, weeping. By this time the room was crow ed wit o er y g p Erst and read the following and almost wept as he pathetically read of the awful disaster: ' Dockie Mac Sat on a' railroad track, Picking his teeth with a carpet tack. A train came along and hit him whack, And what became of Nic-nac Mac ? d 'h th oun oets. They were requested to stand in line. Joe Grim came PI! I have several other poems if you can use them . Put them on ice, Joe. Grim departed suddenly. CAll poets, tenor singers and barbers are sensitivej. Next, growled the over-heated editor. This brought forth Charlie Powell who giggled two or three gigles, then said, Ethel sent this. It read as follows : 'There was a gallant young Sophomore, Whose name might rhyme with lard, Who broke an ancient, ancient rule, That three feet make a Yard.' 237 Say, here's one I wrote myself. Tell me not in mournful numbers Girls are not what they seem. Many boasts are made by others, But none can equal Miss Carothersf Don't tell anyone that I wrote that, said he, then fled. The editor was now simply exhausted. Nextf' Up stepped Chal Stuart. He whispered a few words and left a small piece of paper which con- tained the following: SPASM I. SPASM 11. She is from Delaware, To a Junior bright and keen g She has a head of black hair. To a fellow long and lean, Her stature is small Her Junior advice But her looks-they are tall, Is worth a big price, And her eyes are exceedingly wise. Itls results may readily be seen. By this time the editor's patience was completely worn out. He felt like an eight day clock striking thirteen. Now look here, said he, I can't stand this thing any longer. I simply can't. I don't care if there isn't a poem in this book. I've heard enough rhymes to last a life time. Now every one of you skidoo ! Get right out 1 You do that ! I have all the poetry I want. Read mine. just read mine, several exclaimed in unison. I tell you I won't read any. wouldn't go until he read about six or seven stanzas of what he called Miss Dix's master piece. H ing poem with great feeling and pathos: I There is a college we all love, Her colors red and white, Her students all are model ones, Her faculty--a sight. Her faculty-a sight, my friends Her faculty-a sight. Her students all are model ones Her faculty-a sight. OUR FACULTY. i 238 II There is a man at Dickinson Who had a lot of hair, But Shilling e read the follow- He taught Coherence to our class, And now his head is bare. And now his head is bare, my frie And now his head is bare. He taught coherence to our class, And now his head is bare. nds. III There is a man at Dickinson Who, lectures gave to cram Emotion, Imagination, Truth and Form, And In Memoriam, And In Memoriam my friends And In Memoriam. Emotion, Imagination, Truth andForm, And In Memoriam. V There is a man at Dickinson Who has n graceful walk. Quis, quid, qui, ubi, quomodo And Modern Greek can talk. And Modern And Modern Quis, quid, And Modern IV We have un monsieur at Dickinson, Who has a nasal twang. Demain, pardon, et vous-avons. And all the rest go-hang. And all the rest go-hang, my friends And all the rest go-hang. Demain, pardon, et vous-avons. And all the rest go-hang. Greek can talk, my friends Greek can talk. qui, uhi, quomodo Greek can talk. There are several more verses, continued You can't read them here, replied the angry editor. Good-byef' Good-byef' Shilling. Several more poets tried to get in, but the editor barricacled his sanctum, climbed over the roof, and that is the reason there isn't more poet ry in this M1cRoCosM. 239 Vf fu. H ,I I h Sf W X' f-fin ' fp W i V W Q i , Z , ji' I 'N F iffzif A M i ll , KEY' 'F f , .. -1 mmm.. -A Q . . Xhgfsllgl: t I QQ Fnfsnmm-4 .3 rt-NL, Irv' r'nfnN:t.N1.w.oe uF5mf,sr'c'?3?a ' ummm I 5ERVlONS'VVITHOUTvVVORDS JAMLEJ Classical Myths Abridged. 0 T he grml Gods M Old Bclfafrc were fhL'f0ff0?BlI'llg.' Reedus CDockieD, monarch of all he surveyed both great and small. His Advisor CMorganusj fjim I-Ienryj, full-grown and full-armed. This god is ofttimes misunderstood by the inhabitants of earth. Lindsayus CBillj, Keeper of the Sulphur and other unearthly oders. Superus fSupej, the Recording Angel. Ceres CEvansusj, Dispenser of Grub and Heat, Of these, all were deities of the highest order save Frauslinger, who must be ranked as a divinity of earth. Czqwid fLucretiaD, small but mighty Goddess of Love. YM zllzzses were nine in number and to each of them was assigned the presidence over some department of literature, art or science. Nic-nac Mac was the muse of epic poetry. f Imagination, truth and form, and In Menioriam. j Darrowi f Cl ' is o ioral Dance and Song. f Waltz ine around again Willie. j Montyus of Nature. C The little brown thrush. j 240 The Fales, three in number,--Moxie-us, Sellerus, Harryus. Their office was to spin the thread of human destiny and then cut it oil' when they pleased. They sat in judgment every Tuesday at noon and compelled men to tell untruths. Had it not been for these Fates, fewer people would have been abscent from classes on account of sickness, fewer trains would have been late and fewer grandmothers would have died. According to Gilbert, they were sons of night. For a description of their spinning, see the new books in the library, bought with the dough flimmed from the inhabitants of Old Bellaire by these fates. The lesser Dizhzilies Q' Earth were.- The Midgets, Gaylord and Grim. f'Tother and Whichj - Billius COttoj CPenteadeD. The 560178, Powellus and Horny Davenport. In early art they appear as goat's ears and horse's tails. Later they resemble youths, sometimes with sprouting whiskers. The Mzderworla' was the region governed by Billium Landius. Hither favored heroes passed without dying, but most travellers were and are allowed to suffer indescribable torments. . Orpheus fTussie Steelmanusj, of mortals who have been disappointed in love, none has a sadder story than Orpheus Steelmanus. Presented with a lyre and taught to beat it, he became the most famous musician in Pussium Kingium Chapelus Bandus, even surpassing Pussius himself. Not only his roommateus, but even also the unsophis- ticated Freshies were made sqf! by his strains. The very rocks and stones were sensible to his charms and moved in his direction. The Cave qf Sleep, Mac's Victorian Poets classicus. The Golden Fleeee, this was the hard-earned gold taken out of poor students pockets to keep the buildings in repair. The lesser mortals were thus lleeced once a year by Ceres CFrau-slingerusj. Thor fKingD, the Thunderer, is the best kicker among gods and men. His chief possession is a hammer, with which he knocks everything and everybody, except his friend Hullius. The Deeds ry' Thor, he hammers at the grub, he hammers at the College, he hammers at the profs and even hammers at the organ. The Reeovery dthe flammer.-Once upon a time it happened that his hammer fell into the hands of Gaint Michaels, who used it for a few days with great power. Thor became so miserable without his hammer that the other gods of Old Bellaire despaired of his life. He negotiated with Giant Michaels and 'finally succeeded in get- ting his knocker back again. Thor has been using it with great power ever since. ' 241 1 . f JHME , . - - ,WW it ' Q -' x , I FRYEJDOES-THE , gh 'E 30 g k 0 5 , tx il 'I ' A ' -c, Y o I . A - f i ls, ' Q , 0, , 5, A WR I I XX ,, . 9 gf , mulniilllliiliillmvf. t Oubouoo ' ' I ' V. 0 , QQQQK ff' ' . , . Q K l J A W ee g ' , f :4 DoNfT,RE5l5.,.,- , R ilDEACON FALl.S'A'VlCTIM 4 IDA-if-A -L GAY-LQ-BD l Y ro-eAYL.oRD5-MAe1c. p - FAT-FREDE Rncxg Gaylord, the Hypnotist- That's All. HIS is the true and wonderful :story of a professor of an occult science. It's hero is a small man with black hair and a hypnotic eye. He did not, however, realize this until there chanced to blow into College a travel- ing hypnotist one cold winter day to give an exhibition of what Holmes calls a pseudo-science. When this little man, whom we will call Gaylord because of his excessive meekness, saw the wonders of the art and per- ceived the 1niracles that could be performed therewith, he straightway sought initiation into the mysteries of Swin- gali. Being an apt student and very susceptible to the tendency to fall backwards, and a very audacious young' man, he was soon prepared to practice the noble art of healing without the aid of Duffy's Pure Malt, Paine's Celery Com- pound, Warner's Safe Cure, Scott's Emulsion, Peruna, Brown's Mixture, Barkers Nerve and Bone Liniment, Dr. Daniel's fVet.j Remedies, Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup, Castoria fSee Darrowj, Syrup of Figs, Alcock's Porous Plasters fFeels good to tl1e backj, Hood's Sarsaparilla, Jayne's Tonic Vermifuge, Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Root, or Cascarets. Armed with the authority of Dr. Gooding, who says that only infants and idiots can not be hypnotized, he proceeded to demonstrate that Dickinson students were both full grown and in their right minds. 242 The most susceptible to the tendency was James who did not resist and was soon in the deep, drowsy sleep. He did not, however, seem to have sufficient concentration to awake from the sleep until after much effort on the part of the professor. The ceremony of resurrection was something like this: Now, when I count three, James Awake J fFellows standing around speculate as to the possible effect of so long a spell upon the victim's sanity.D One! Two! Three! Awake! flames still sleeps the deep, drowsy sleep and fellows want to call Dr. Reed.J Ol Shut up, and keep quiet. What does Dr. Reed know about hypnotism?,' fGoes to door and locks it, putting key in his pocket.J Now, let me concentrate my mind. That is absolutely necessary. Now, james ffeeling muscles of arm and kneading them to loosen themj, your muscles are relaxing, these fingers are loose, when I count three you will Awake! One! Two! THREE! AWAKE!! flames still sleeps. Same ceremony is repeated, fellows collapse. James awakes and says he feels better. Professor's brow dries and he is ready for another victim.J Smith was able, in a cataleptic state, and with the assistance of some bystanders, to support the weight of the mighty professor upon his stomach, his body and the enormous weight being supported solely upon his feet and head and the knees of the aforesaid bystanders for understanders in this casej. Stacy was another who was very susceptible to the tendency. The attacks would even come on him after the professor had apparently freed him from the thrall. Once it was necessary to call in the professor to Stacy's room because the latter had apparently without cause gone into the deep, drowsy sleep for the benefit of some thirty guests. It chanced that one of these guests was Levy, and he, repudiating his fellow tribeman of old, imme- diately set himself to relieve this foreigner the comes from Mainej, who had fallen among thieves who had stripped him of his reason and left him half dead. Now his aid took the form of Dr. Reed ! Dr. Ree-M across the campus. But before he had uttered the last d,', the professor had landed on his back bracing his knees against it and let- ting all his mighty power be exerted in closing the maxillary orifice of the aforementioned Levy, breaking his glasses at the same time he broke the Reed. The professor then yells, Fellows, do you want to commit murder? But genus has its trials no less than Thaw and is duly rewarded. Now the professor, having come up through great tribulation, is prepared to cure the following diseases by hypnotism : Chills, nearsightedness, fever, sprains, indigestion, hysterics, burns, sleepiness, stings of all kinds fexcept those contracted at Lloyd Hallj, broken legs, insomnia, water on the knee, cigarette habit, toothache, loss of appetite or tape worm, dark brown taste, cholera infantum, invoucous desnitude, ennui, but especially insomnia, if you don't resist the tendency. ADV.-Professional services are free during office hours to all callers at No. I3 East College. 243 Twice Told Tales. e DEACON WILLIAMS UNDONE. Deacon Williams, until recently, paid considerable attention to one of the town ladies. He devoted lots of his time to the young lady, until one day his many friends detected a great change in his ardor. Many reasons were suggested for his change of attitude, but there was no solution until the following letter was discovered : The REV. J. MERRILL WILL,IAMS, Carlisle, Pa. Dear Mr. Pwlliams .- I thought that I would take this opportunity of informing you that I have no desire at all of becoming a preacher's wife. Sincerely yours, THE AWAKENING OF FRYE, '08. The Class in Philosophy was in the midst of a discussion of the Teleological Argument explaining Amthropo- rnorphic-Theisticism when a loud noise was heard, the door opened, and in rolled Frye, '08. He walked across the floor, choose a seat, and was just about to sit down next to Miss Armstrong, when the Class burst out in hearty laugh' ter. He walked right in and turned around and walked right out again. IVIISTAKES WILL HAPPEN. One day, in the early Spring, Parvis, '08, was plodding leisurely along the campus walk, when he suddenly spied a small figure running across the grass. He thought it was a Freshman, and since Freshmen are not allowed to walk on the grass, he gave a loud yell- Hey there Freshman ! get off the grass.', But, behold, the little figure suddenly ceases its rapid flight, turns around, and says, For thot motter, you think you're smart, don't you? Parvis remarked afterward that he was glad that he didn't elect French this year. 244 SCHWARZ- STUNG ! Schwarz, the fiddler, used to be a great French student, and once upon a time made an UA. That is of course now but a memory of bygone days. How he made that A no one ever knew, but suffice it to say, that he did. During the Winter term he thought that he would calmly sail through on his reputation. Examination day Enally rolled around and Schwarz made his usual preparation and appeared on the day set for the solemn test- he seated himself contentedly, when the Doctor said, Mister Schwarz, its no use for you to take this examination, you can't get through anyhow-this class is crowded, and beszdcs we need Me room. SAYRE AND THE HANDCAR. There is a little church named Pine Grove, which can be reached either by pike or railroad. If you go by pike you may drive, but if you go by rail on any but market day you must go by handcar. Once Sayre, otherwise called by the misnomer, Fat, went out to Pine Grove to preach to its inhabitants. The handcar was thoroughly oiled and Fat got aboard in company with some members of the noble sisterhood of school marmsf, Fat being the only strong man in the bunch must needs do the pumping. But it was discovered that if he stood up he must hold on one of the ladies because of his wonderful breadth of girth. The details of the story have slipped tl1e authoris memory, but suffice to say that the distance was nine miles and he used the same arm all the way. Fat men have strong arms. GIANT GRIM AND THE SUGAR BARREL. It happened one pleasant evening last Winter, Dr. Mac was entertaining some Freshies and Grim the Giant and his Sophomore hosts sallied forth down West Street to investigate. During the- course of his reconnoitre he suddenly discovered the profile of the learned Doctor with his Van Dyke silhonetted against the silver moon. Now when B. Of' the Giant Killer said boo. Grim the Giant said in his heart skidoo 'l and acted upon the impulse. It chanced that two members of the ubiquitous Carlisle police force were present on either side, and Grim the Giant, not being able to turn either to the right hand or to the left, ran straight ahead and scaled a fence which the aforesaid police had thought would trip his gigantic feet. It chanced that in the backyard of a grocery store, in which Grim the Giant found himself, there was an open cellar door, and in the entrance of that door was a sugar- barrel. Forgetting his immense proporations, he dived into the sugarbarrel, breaking every hoop and hopelessly jamming all his anatomy except his feet which absolutely refused to enter. O, telltale feet ! After the coppers had 245 laboriously ascended and descended the fence they beheld not one sole-but two. After much labor they extricated the imprisoned Giant and persuaded him not to resist as they were weak and the majesty of the law must be sustained. In consideration of his mercy in not annihilating the minions of the law Witl1 one stroke of his mighty Est, the chief allowed Grim the Giant to have his life liberty and pursuit of happiness if he would not give the force another scare. A MI5TAKE. . A certain Sophomore, Johnston by name, was spending a delightful evening on Main Street when a parade came past the house. All the young people went to the window to look at the sights, and this particular Sophomore found himself leaning out the window beside a female form. Slyly but deftly he wrapped the lace curtain around the aforesaid form, and slyly and gently encircled the curtain with his arm. He was following out the Scripture injunction, Spare not the waste places. Pressure brought no protest so he applied more pressure and all was quiet. Soon the parade passed and a voice from the curtain said, I guess you thought it was my Nellie. Moral. You can't tell the age by the waist. THREE BERRIES ON ONE BUSH. Pussy King, Brown and Oliver, three handsome young men as one shall see in a Summer's day, boarded with a town lady. None of them played football, although they did lots of kicking. They were men of unbounded stomach, and since they paid a liberal prize for their V many bounties, they imagined that they should be treated with some consideration. The meat was always tough, the coffee was cold, the pie crust was long and must be shortened. Now, Monday is always washday, but these gentlemen knew no distinction in days and one washday most strenuously did they kick at tl1e grub. Saith King, that pie must have been built in l793.H Yes ! yes ! piped in Brown and Oliver. A Say waiter: Ask the cook whether she didn't make a mistake and put two beans in this soup instead of one. ' Me too, chimed in Brown and Oliver. That biscuit is as hard as a cannon ball, continued King. KK We say so too, john, said the other two. 246 Let's go out and get something to eat. We're witl1 you. And out they went. G That evening as they calmly sat down to supper, behold, something white under each plate ! What a note I a bill! ! O horrors ! ! ! Please vacate to-day. The three have been at seven places since. Moral. A rolling stone gathers no moss. GRIM AND THE UMBRELLA. On that auspicious day when the new capitol buildingwas dedicated in Harrisburg and when even the heavens wept, Tybirtis Grin1, I-Iypo Gaylord and Jezekiah Chrisman journeyed thither to see and hear President Roosevelt. Thousands of umbrellas were raised and of course the little folks'l couldn't see anything at all except umbrellas. Next to joe Grim stood a little, small woman and a big, tall man. The puddles of water from the big, tall man's umbrella ran down the necks of the little, small woman and of little wee wee Joe. Said the little, small woman to the big, tall man, Won't you please lower your umbrella so that I can see? Said the big, tall man, I'm sorry lady, but I can't on account of the mob. Hey Mister ! I'll put it down for you, said little wee wee Joe. Said the big, tall man, as l1e looked down from the height to the scene below, Mind your own business, smarty, or I'll bang you over the head. A Oh I the ingratitude of human nature ! THE PROFESSOR AND THE DOG. Stanley Super, once upon a time, owned a dog. The dog was a bulldog. Stanley Super's bulldog lived with his Uncle Ovando. Uncle Ovando was a little man with a soft nasal twang. This same Uncle Ovando taught French to ze students at ze College, and incidently made them buy ze books which he sold them. In this way Uncle Ovando became rich and ze students became poor. Stanley Super made up his mind to sell ze bulldog to Captain Davis. Uncle Ovando, said he, I, after due thought and consideration, have finally decided to sell 7761 dog for twenty-five dollars. It will be rather troublesome for you to take care of him during the Summer, when I am gone. Huh ! growled Uncle Ovando, for thot motter I guess that you had better leave that bulldog right here. Who washes that bulldog every Sunday? I guess your Uncle Ovando. Who cared for that bulldog when it lay sick ? My daughter ! Who bought medicine for that bulldog when it almost died? My daughter ! Who owns that bulldog? , I guess my daughter ! For thot motter, Stanley, I guess you had better leave that bulldog right here. LOVE COMETH. I WALKED within my garden fair, enclosed ' By a thick hedge and high wherein is set A little wicket gate. The friends I love Oft enter for love's sake, they know there smiles Behind the hedge a sun-kissed field of flowers. I walked alone that silent golden eve. ' There came a knocking at the wicket gate: I hastened thither, and one softly cried, Love's'courier am I, farsent to thee. Love followeth in an hour, a day, a year, And, if thou wilt, he cometh to abide. And on the morrow came a stranger fair. I thought that he was Love and let him in. My garden glowed with beauty, roses red Unfolded regnant in their loveliness, The birds sang madly, and my heart sang, too, As lil'e's close-folded bud burst into flower. The stranger passed. I woke one wild red dawn. Woke from a dream of joy to bitter tears, And one who is my friend, to comfort me, Himself not half believing what he said, Half scorning spoke : Thus ever 'tis with Love He dareth not to face the test of years, Inconstant. Little heart, forget thy tears. Then sudden came the courier's word to me. And I : Love will abide. This was not Love. Dear friend of mine, I have forgot my tears. And he not scorning: This is very truth : Love will abide. And now my garden fair Grows riotous with bloom g my roses red, Like swaying censers, breathe perpetual balm, And all my days are wordsiin 1ife's clear song, Grave. gay, defiant. tender, as of old : ' 'Jve cometh in an hour, a day, a year. I-ZDNA ALBERT. FORTUNE'S WHEEL. I. THE sport of chance and fate, Thou tarriest at life's gate, To-day : for Love, dost wait, Dear one, thou art too late. Yestreen Love passed the gate. II. And art thou seeking Love? He draweth near. What gift hath Love for thee? A splendid tear. For Love will come--and pass Thee by, my dear. III. A gleam of sunshine and a glimpse of sky : Ah ! Love is surely coming by and by. A dash of raindrops, and a stormy winds : Go thou to meet him,-Love, they say, is blind. IV. Wilt thou not walk with me? Thou crlest to Love. And the far-wandering wind, The stars above Laugh softly, for they see How Love doth smile, Walking beside thee, blind, This many-a mile. A EDNA ALBERT MY PRAYER. WITHOUT restraint or fear, Grant that, with me, my friends may dare To speak their honest thought. Give me to see In ever-changing forms, Reality, Or good or ill : give me to bear Ithurie1's spear. ' EDN.-x ALBERT I 3 I l P RICE Av-no 'S' Cl'-?o2lER THE ASTRONOMERS 'vw-:Y fr cevufuul- If so wuyv my DOES,-H45 pnoohl , ,- . 'KR px 4 ii-mix 'Ez R S SUN- BtL.LD'S ZINQCQN- AN '?5Rl 132 FORG Of- U P?'fQ':f?f?sS' Fl-Y?-fHoFPrflAN1L THE- STRONONIY-CLASS-5' ' JHPVEJX A Prettymanesque 0 I. When and where were the following published : Homer's Iliad and Old King Brady, XVine, Woman and Song, Carlisle Dialect, Baxter's Saints Rest? 2. Why was the ocean near the shore in Heine's time? If so, why? 3. Why is my pulpit? 4. Who was George Elliotls wife? State age, color, sex and previous condition of servitude. 5. Why would Anderson's French pronounciation scare Dr. Super or a gray horse? Explain and give reasons. 6. What was Heine's favorite beer? Was he wise in his selection? faj Is Schlitz the beer that made Milwaulkie famous? How do you know? 7. What style hat did Mrs. Heine wear? Draw a map of it. Exam in Heine. S. When Heine caught cold, how fast did his nose run? 9. Why is this class like a frog with its head cut off? lo. What beer do you prefer, and why? II. What is your favorite cheese? 12. Why didn't Heine like the menu of fly-soup at Castle Spoudau ? 13. Who was the author of The Carlisle Dialect, and why still? 14. Did the moon ever get full in Heine's time? If so, why did Heine? 15. Is it true that when Heine died, they conveyed him to the cemetery in a bier wagon? Answer these questions fully. T he Battle of the Books. v NE stormy night, in the Winter term, there floated out into the night air from the direction of Denny Hall, the musical strains of Hurrah, Hurrah the gang's all here. Fourteen hooks were having a midnight frolic over inthe Recitation Hall and had partaken perhaps a little too freely of the flowing howl. By the time the writer had reached the spot the song had ceased and the books were in the midst of a heated discussion. , MIM wearing a Phi Beta Kappa watchcharm and a goatee, had the floor and yelled, I'm the toughest proposition in College 5 everybody is afraid of me. I tlunk more people than any other book within the sound of my voice. There's Benner for instance, in his Sophomore year, he made six A's and one E-I, gentlemen, was the one who did him, and I, alone. He then twirled his watch- charm and continued, there's Chrisman, Beck and Crozier still under my power. I'm the one that can Hunk them, and I, alone. Dry up ! chimed in Chemislry twho was all togged up in a Sears-Roebuck suitj, that's a devil of a boast for you to make. I'l1 bet ten dollars that I put more geezers out of business in one written than you do in two years. The two made a pass at each other, but Freurh G1'ammar stepped between them and said, For thot motter you both think you are smart, don't you? Logic was in deep thought for a moment, then suddenly it paced up and down the floor and said, Ahem, ahem, hem, gentlemen, gentlemen, I say gentlemen, stop it, stop it, stop it. Didyougetthat? Didyougetthat ? The threatening Malia now cooled down somewhat and Rlzeloric walked over to C'l1emisery'ancl asked him to go out to the creek and hear the brown thrush sing. What in the devil do I want to go out and hear the brown thrush sing for anyway, replied Chemistry ? Mistahe Chemistry, said In llflemoriawj, I am pahticulahly surprised that you would elucidate in such liter-at-ure. You show no cult-ure at all. I am hawf angry at you. Grrekflrl was just about to let some words of wisdom proceed from his facial orifice when he heard the baby cry and away he ran as fast as his legs could carry him. He was dressed in a nightshirt and a nightcap and returned in a few minutes with a squealing baby in his fatherly arms. Soon he bade good-night and started for his home and some paregoric. Lalin gave a long sigh and said, They all have it in for me, in- fact everybody tries to home me and make life miserable. just then Dutch and Greek got into a iight and were separated with the greatest difficulty. Said Dutch, I guess dat I am dat inventor of dat excuse committee, ain'd it vonce l Dey don't makes no fooley mit me. I can lick any von in dat gosh-blamed Senior glass, Py lling ! I makes dem bay von tollar for dat prelims und I gives dat to dat liprary vonced. You gentlemens makes me tired ain'd it. Greek had his shoes shined nicely and wore an antiquated coat with long tails. He cleared his throat and said, See me at my office at II.3O to-day. Physics then came from his corner, wearing a pair of trousers with the old fashioned pockets at the top and with both hands tucked away in them. I-le and Social lnslilulions jigged all around the room much to the amusement of the other books. Physiolqgy then came forward with some surgical instruments and dissected a bedbug. Economics hadn't said a word all this time, but soon he was hustled into their midst and forced to make a speech. They were spell-bound with his eloquence. Among other things he declared, that boys will be boys. He begged them all to have mercy. They all agreed with him, for after all there wasn't one book, who hadnlt, down deep in his heart, a love and an interest in every fellow in the College. After the speech they again got into a discussion and were making a most terrible racket when Docky approached and said, Gentlemen, such conduct as this is damnablef' They scattered like sunshine and the battle of the books was declared a draw. TNC, RAM0TH.Igv?Es El'lBAL,f lED'BEE.F YIWIETZ ' FREUEEAN5 ' -e. 5 Camas THEN . 1X E. ELL -FoR, D0 I- f E X, V X Q4 A SECONDS SLJFFER . -, xx D aww ., ' , nl I P, U 6 . . x Q ,- xg Ixxv ' I , xx X ff f . l - .- --W . W7 f l 5'iiii ' iiiiqi' X X 441 f if tfiiiifii W X llilllt T if f- A , t ,f , ft T - - fy N. if .1 V . p M gina!! 2 D f . . f gf - ...1t.:le!!lnuf.llu:lla- e ' i i 57 Zf'7frfy5xSxr ' l . f J BROWNIES-AT-THE-Hou5E-sor:- ' COMMONS Jf9ME.,r. Shall we go on at this poor dying rate? NYONE who has been watching the trend of the average stomach must have observed that man can not live by bread alone. The only ones who cherish a different opinion, are Mr. Frau Slanger Evans, Bernarr McFadden, and Professor Gaylord. At the House of Commons, miracles are being performed day by day and oftime's the multitude is fed upon a few loaves and morsels. The House of Commons, is, indeed, very much like the Mohammedan's conception of heaven. To them the gloryland was a place where 0116 could eat and never get full, drink and never get drunk. That is precisely what happens every day, so that, after all, every one who manages to exist on the many bounties there provided, ought to feel the joys of Mohannnedan heaven and shouldn't abdomen all hope. For ' All history attests That happiness for man-the hungry sinner Since Eve ate apples, Much depends on dinner. This definition was found recently : Commons means to put on short rations. To stunt him. To give him scanty meals. At College, the food provided for each at breakfast is called Commons. I-low applicable and how true ! ls it not a fact that this is what Milton meant when he wrote, The hungry sheep look up and are not fed? Ponder over the following and see if this definition ian't nearly true : Every morning at 7.30, a long line of lean and lanky specimens, like Brandriff, are seen slowly wending their way to yonder build- ing. Five minutes later, Friar Ramoth, the Chaplain, presses a little button and all heads bow fthis gives everybody an opportunity to smell the butterj. He then gives thanks for these many bounties, but the only bounties we can discover are in the form of a soup dish full of ready bits or maple flake. 251 At 12.30 the same line marches again to yonder building and again the Friar rings the bell and blesses that which l1as been blessed already three or four times fnamely hashl. As soon as heads are raised, Kurtz yells for soft-boiled eggs in trade for biff. Schapp yells, By Hen ! and Kurtz says, You do that! you do that, or I'1l slug you. Hibbs demands a soup-dish full of ready bits and a third on beans. Somebody cracks Seaman in the eye with a piece of bread soaked in water, and Brig Young declares that he's going to Trago's to learn manners. Doetterer then bangs his head on the table and poutingly says, Oh, Schapp ! everybody has got it in for me. You haven't given me a decent thing to eat to-day. Everybody gives him the merry ha, ha, and Schapp says, By Hen I In the face of all this, Micheals comes around and asks for the five due on last month's board. At 5.30 the same old column marches to the same old building and the Friar gives thanks for these evening mercies. Hibbs swaps meat for ready bits. Chrisman and Hatz get into a heated discussion on politics, and some one asks how it is possible for him to 'eat and talk at the same time? Seaman says that it must be on account of his big mouf. Doetterer declares that his egg is bad and gets into a scrap with Schapp. Demaree then gets sore, and to spite Fry Evans goes down town and, buys a good supper. Housman gets tired of seeing that same old pitcher, with the broken handle, and fires it on the Hoor. This is repeated every day for nine months and yet before the Summer is half over every man longs to get back to the College we dearly love-but it isn't the fault of The House of Commons. NOTE.-Sayre, Prey, Davis, and Pat Fredericks do not board at the Commons. Young left to learn more manners. Gaylord only comes for Sunday dinner A 252 THE WEAKLY KNO if GREAT EXCITEMENTI oFHSiAwi5UiQil'F-M Dr. O. B. Super Loses His Appendix in the Denny Hall Fire. He Will Recover. DR. PRETTYMAN, A PROFESSOR AT DICKINSON COLLEGE, OFFERS T0 LICK THE SENIOR CLASS ONE-HANDED. OH, GOLLY ! E X T R A . ELOPEMENT. Two Dickinson College Juniors Run Off and Get Vlarried. They Are Living Happily. SOCIETY NOTES. James Craig King has been selected as one of the patronesses for the Civic Club recital. The engagement is announced of Aaron Zerby. Mr. Sehr gave a pink tea to the Sopho- more orchestra last Monday night at the Waldorf-Castoria. MUSICAL NOTES. Horny Davenport delighted his audi- ence last night with his delightful airs. Like Opheus of old he even moved the stones his way and the people the other way. John Craig King has bought a new pair of slippers similar to those worn by Dr. Shelly at a recent recital. DREADFUL ACCIDENT. Charlie Powell, who recently lost his senses, fell in love last night and broke his heart. It is not likely that he will recover. GREAT MIRACLE. jackson, janitor of E. College, sweeps students' rooms with the glance of the eye. GAYLORD THE I-IYPNOTIS'l'.i'l'HA'1 5 ALL- W Losr AND FQUND. gg LOST.--A line pony, answers to the name of Horace. Return to Dorothea jones. -HOSTT-Fifty pennies on the campus. W. 'l' C. U. RAMOTH. M. P. SELLERS, Wholesale dealer in FANCY No'rroNs. coNsur,'r C. W. PRETTYMAN, for instruction in the manly art of self-defense. lst Freshie: Why is Hirons like Queen Elizabeth ? 2llfI Freshie : Because he has no heir apparent. Hibbs: Say, Shappe, won't you give me something for an empty stomach ? Schappelle: By Hen I what do I want with an empty stomach? All aboard for the Orwigsburg Special next Tuesday. Boo I boo ! Temperance meeting to-night, Horny Davenport orator. Reduced rates to Wilmington this Sum- mer. L. O. V. E. R. R., C. Stuart agent. My kingdom for a high-ball I The thirsty Sophomore cried. Be sure you build it very high And also very wide. SPORTING EVENTS. The Harriman Literary Society defeated the Faculty Club in a game of ping pong. The following profs were on the team : Eyebrow Sinacker, DR. DARROW. Wrist Smacker, PROF. SELLERS. Ping Pongster, BILL LANDIS. Pingster, DR. Moxufz PRETTYMAN. Bumpires, JIM HENRV and MRS. McANN1f:v Score : HARMAN, 5 smacks on the wrist, FACULTV, I smack on the eyebrow. Reuben Houck is now the champion broad grinner of the world-record 5x9. Mr. Yard doth hereby challenge any resident of Lloyd Hall to a game of tid- dle winks. Mr. Yard is the champion. winker of America. Charlie Powell defeated Chal Stuart last night in a game of penny anty. Norcross visited College last week. Ads 7 dollars a square inch. If Km-ts says so, it's true. You do that--ll Choice cottages for sale at Bah Habah for cultued people Pahticulahly line lo- cation. Dr. Mac, Agent. Prelims one dollar per, See that hump! ' vvvvvvvvvv' iw Q ,, 3. ' f W 52:51 -ffl' SW X '1 f -rm ii l i t X il h K as N I 1 : v Qs 5 ii' N ' Q u u ,il N i it iii iii rlliiifii 1 fxmfft U f I N1 l l WW in M HMM i it -it V A 'li iii Mii X ' yi L - A V if ff' X L 'W gmt, . A gilg i ' or Q . .1 V ,I 1 My mirgxxw xx ag U x x aifixm kim 'fl fi -l Xi X I THE OLID-FASHIONED INIATCH. Matches. By Bill Lindsay. Professor of Chemistry. UH, ahem, ahem, It is up to me to-day to try to pound something into your empty noddles onthe interesting subject of matches. Let me say first of all that- a match is anything used for catching and retaining or communicating fire. Hearts with equal love combined, kindle never-dying fires. The first match ever made was kindled in the Garden of Eden. Cupid scorched his fingers that time and many a time since. Don't think that all matches are made in heaven by any means. just then an organ-grinder grinds out, Meet me at St. Louis, meet me at the fair. fEverybody looks out the window.j Look here, this isnlt a lecture on hand-organs, if it were, Mr. King would be standing here instead of me. There are three kinds of matches: FIRS'1'Lv.--There is Me oldfashioned mafck--not much fire-a long time to make them go off. Very much unlike f b t - the recent match between two members of the Junior Class. In the olden days they use to court or a out twen y live years before they struck fire. SECONDLY.- Thcrelv Me parlor malch-goes off with a bang and a snap. All modern courtships are run this way. Especially do they go off with a snap when they are sparking. The parlor match lasts nalf the night and sometimes doesn't go out until one and two o'clock, A. M. Longfellow expresses the thought very beautifully when he says: H Mary expects her beau to-night, She ills the stove with anthracite, And though the night is cold and damp, She quite forgets to till the lamp. THIRDLV.-There is Mc Sllfbol malck. This depends upon the place you strike it. Some strike at college- some at home-some while you are on your vacation, and some don't strike at all. There's Monty for instance. Class excused. Don't forget the written next Tuesday. 255 I THE FRESHMAN AFTERMATH. 9TWAS the Freshman receptionand all through Lloyd Hall The Soph'mores'were reeking their vengeance on all. Now stands by each window of Sophomores, a pair, In hope that the Freshmen soon would be there. The guardian angel in slumber and cap, Had just settled down for an undisturbed nap, When out on the pavement there rose such a clatter, She ran to the door to see what was the matter. And the moon on the breast of the impromptu snow Gave a look of confusion to objects below, For the pepper and Hour were thrown here and there And covered the city for many a square. The Freshies faced bravely the invisible foe, While water turned flour and pepper to dough. After giving their yells and saying good-night, They went in the hall to turn on the light. To the switch, the Sophomores to finish their caper, Had fastened a sheet of sticky fly paper, A Freshman who attempted to turn on that light, Will tell you that kind of fly paper's alright, A This Freshman while washing the glue from her hands, Is joined by a Sophomore who now comes and stands By her side, and remarks on the washing it takes. Says the Freshman, Oh, yes, 'twas those confounded cakes, The next time I see him, I'll tell that old cater, He will never have use for any fly paper. Moral : ' Sophomores, take warning for ten times in nine, You'l1 find its the Freshmen who get there on time. ETHEI. R. CAROTHERS. A RETROSPECT. lFrom the deck of an ocean liner.j WHILE the evening shadows lexihten, Memories sweet still come to me, And the golden sunset casts a Glimmer o'er the foaming sea. I can hear the breezes sighing Through the bridge and masts so tall The lady moon, too, now is rising Like a huge and spectral ball. Upon the deck I sit a dreaming Of the days that have gone by, And my dear old Alma Mater, Noble Dickinsonii ! Across the campus now I wander, To see the mermaid raised on high,- Once again I join the chorus, Noble Dickinsonii l Ah ! how sweet that song is sounding, While the students all draw nigh, And the halls fling back the echo, Noble Dickinsonii ! But those college days are over, A world-wide wanderer now am I, Still my soul will ever cherish Noble Dickinsonii ! FRITZ. THE AMERICAN GIRL. THE rea' is in her ruby lips, Untouched by 1'ove's caress g The while is in her snowy arms, Seen through her modest dress g The blue is in her laughing eyes, Which flash coquettishly g She dotes on princes, counts and duke And barons o'er the sea. S W. E. J., 'og A - fire JIM-HENRY .A-.N ocmcu li 1x MOHLER , e 3 Q .Q sm , rw' 'lllliig-llllill.. emit -. W 1,i...:...iia::si,. K ' ' mx. l li nl' -mir--l ' 4 X . 1' x ,Q - N- ' 3 W .mv , x I V 1 ,A Q Q' Ly, ' ' ' X j I 3 , ywuhe 4, 'L ' 'N svn. Q , 3365, -,l1iilIl..iat, X year .i J: vi vw ,u X N l f K U l i- r el i A - ' l' 'I , ii ,. xx f li soPHoMoRE-BRQWNIES-BEr2oRE.-1'HE-VBAR Jpwgg rp The Sophomore Trial. e NE night in the early Fall the Freshmen co-eds gave a reception to the little fellows. They stayed out until after ten o'clock and were received with open arms by the Sophomores upon their return. Paddles covered with molasses were used and bags of Hour. At the hall the girls bought ily paper and rough-housed in general. A few days after this occurred all the Sophomore girls at Lloyd Hall and all the fellows were brought up for trial before the Faculty Committee on Discipline. The trial scene follows : b PRRSONAE:-Drs. Reed, Morgan, Gooding, Mohler, and Maclntireg the ulllaclylike aCtiOl1S at Lloyd Hall, 011 Wednesday night? Sophomore co-eds, in relays 5 Sophomore boys. iMiS5 R- giggl'-35-D QDY- MHC agillll Wl'itGS-J F M R th lllxdllinistrfltion Han H Dr. Reed- Miss Rees, did you throw any molasses from ' , 2-- In I' T8 Cl' I - - . . . FMU' am' y oo 0 any of the windows? QMISS R. g1ggles.l fDr. Mac writes- - SCENE I- in book.j l l Dr. Morgan- Miss Rees, you seem to regard this as a Enter-The MISSES ReeS,Lee.GreeHwa1d-Aft1eF1Sh'f1-'f1C- laughing matter, to me it is a very serious affair. fMiss R. Dr. Reed- Miss Rees, I ani surprised to see you here. gigglesj QDr. Mac writes.j Dr. Reed- You are excused. fExit-Miss Rees- giggling.j fMiss R. gigglesj lDr. Maclntire writes in small note book.l Dr. Morgan- Miss Rees, had you anythingfto do with 257 SCENE rr. ' Enter-The Misses Hoch, Gruber, Rothermel, and Deatrick. 'fKutztown Quartette.l Dr. Reed fglaring at Miss Hoch l. So this is the delega- tion from a well-known institution. fSilence.7 Dr. Morpwn- Miss Hoch, were you out after 7.30 on Wed. nesday night ? QMiss H. vainly tries to remember what the girls told her to say.j Dr. M.-Miss Hoch, were you out after 7.30 on Wednes- day. fSilence.j Dr, M.-- Miss H., etc. fMiss Hoch has an inspirationj Yes, sir g on the porch. Dr. Reed-- Miss Hoch, did you throw any Hour P Miss Hoch- Yes, sir. Dr. R.- How much, Miss H.- Oh, I don't know. Dr. M.-Well, was it a pound, a sack full, or how much ? Miss H.- Oh, it was a box about this big Qmarking off -on the tablej. QDr. Mac measures it off with a ruler and 'writes.j Dr. R.- You are excused. Exit. SCENE m. Enter-Miss Gruber. Dr. R.- Miss Gruber, did you see any fly paper on the electric light switch last Wednesday ? ' Miss G.- Yes, sir. 258 Dr. R.- Well, how large was it. Miss G.- About the usual size. CDr. Mac writes.j Dr. Reed- You are excused Miss Gruber, I am surprised at you, SCENE Iv. Enter-Jackson and Housmau. Dr. Reed- Mr. Jackson, did you take part in that disgrace- ful performance on Wednesday ? 'Jackson- Yes, sir. h fDr. Mac writes in his little book.j Dr. M. -- Mr. jackson, did you have a paddle ? jacks in- Yes, sir. Dr Reed-- Did you have any molasses on it? Jackson-- Yes, sir. Dr. R.- Did you smack anybody with your paddle ? J.-- Yes, sir. Dr. R.- Where did you smack him ? J.- I hit them onthe pants. Dr. R.- You are excused SCENE V. Messenger with large white envelopes containing the fol- lowing: The Faculty deemed it expedient that you receive for deviltry you helped connive, demerits up to ninety-five. Yours, O. B. SUPER. V el COOER, ... E 'R'NC' GILL HULL- my-. ' is fs. ,. it. A g '-'-- - ll' w g s. at J Q ., R '- ' , lp u r t-11 U-lie . 'ii' M ' I, X- , i , BENNER ,Q Aw X N . THE-5RowN4ES4-A-r-THE- coMUS M S ' Bw '. Nd Y Y I JH E - Dockie's Last Appeal. v T IS 8.15. The sun is slowly rising over the Eastern hills and sending light and sunshine over the campus and highway. The students with lagging footsteps and godless thoughts are wending their weary way to Bosler Hall. One by one, the men of sober mien and mighty intellect, swaying neither to the right or left, like Josiah of old, enter the sacred precints of the Old Chapel. Here comes Jim Henry with his Grecian form and Dockie Mac with measured tread and bowed form which makes all think of Jupiter walking through Hades. Next comes Monty with his shining, morning face. Now look there ! Yonder comes a pedagogue who has flunked more men than any other one in College. CBill is like a bedbug, alright except in his official capacityj And who is that man who in his whole manner gives utterance to the Law School yell. fWe don't, we don't, we don't give a --, etc., etc.j That is C. W. Prettyman, Ph.D. Now ye gods and men, behold that stalwart form as it takes its place upon the majestic throne. That is George Edward, the Terrible, himself. 259 The whole service is characterized by marked unity aiid coherence. Dockiels, Why do the Heathen Rage, is read in a tone that would not only make the heathen rage but Hee like the wicked when no man pursueth. Then we all lift our angelic voices in the most appropriate hymn, Kind Words Can Never Die. Dockie doesn't feel like praying. The train passes by and happily no one hears what he says. P But what is the matter with Dockie? His nerves quiver 5 his face is flushed with awful auger 5 his brow is contracted. The storm clouds lower and burst in terrible rage above our imzomzt heads. In stentorian tones. that shake the very walls and send the arrows of fear and dread into every verdant Fra-shman's heart, he begins: I feel it my sacred and religious duty to speak to you straight from the shoulders concerning the over-predom- inance of social life here in the halls of Old Dickinson. What in the name of heavens do you fellows mean? CMonty Sellers's hair stands on end and Powell falls off his seat.Q You are wild, yes, you have gone clear crazy over this social life. You go out in the evenings and don't get home till morning. You act like idiots. QGroans.J You don't study and you keep the girls from studying. fGroans and Graans and Groansj Where will you land at or where will you get to? It is a terrible thought. You go to sleep in the classroom and sit there like monkeys, and apes and stupid owls. fDavenport lets his horn fall.J You came from homes where you had little or no social advantages at all, where you never danced in your life and now you're gone daffy over it. fSighs.J In the name of common sense, what pleasure do you End in it? I'll lock that co-ed house as tight as the Cumberland County Jail. fThe students begin to sit up and take notice.j Your attention has been turned from the pursuit of knowl- edge to the pursuit of the fairer sex. CTumult'uous applause.J I want none of your insolent applause, I tell you ! 1Vocif1rous applausej This thing must stop ! It is a burning, damnable shame ! I repeat it sir, it is a burning, damnable shame and I rejmdiale it. Dockie falls listlessly back into his throne. The great eiort is made. The students sing Amen in chorus and Old Sup scratches his head. Selah. 260 ff -L-f-HE'-5-RENO. on: MQDEIRH' AED!-'C-A'1 lO i JAMES' 1 muuumuuu ' I mm 'umm il......,,,....,' . f l II. . 'i L . . .ln-1' v t l ilmlllllllm' L I N V f l gg., IINX 5 xl- - K llllli. Q - , J nm. Nigg a f e iff' 1:95 yiyb . l, fx ,assist sf ' - ' Q., .'i455i25.:,'. x , - . l . 97 r +2381 e I -' W i lllllll wl i i b M- . Wives f ' 'K-df-xxfit I,-X,X',-X N 3? V, K l , 1 y f- X41-N If fxIfxkQ.N,--xf , . ,,, , f,- 1 W Q Q Xl ,Z-Nlfxlfx 1-Xl' f-xu 'N 1 Y ' l Qfwiam i kg.. X 'X f-af-K.. mxi:,!,:... 4IQj6vN If W 'Sy ll I ff ' 11: ,.a.Q'.:.: -.cfs me ei Dqlsooomq,-4. acD1 LJ's?E3:gri2E5ggHgEofa'v NEXT.NIGHT- YN,gHlErZ4'SLiqg4ND-OKEQSLEEPS K pr Daily Diddings. 1906 SEPTEMBER. 13.-College opens with Dockie, the faculty and Davenport present. Lo! the mill begins to grind again. Dockie makes the same old welcome address, and incidently calls attention to the new prof and the repaired baths, says that some are here by accident and some by chance. Much applause when it is announced that Filler has been given one year's vacation. Gehring leads the applause. Everybody gets a view of the guardian of Lloyd Hall. Watts is unable to sleep because of bedbugs. 0 261 14.-Powell and his freckles blew into town. Grim and Gaylord get lost at the Y. M. C. A. reception. Pop Peters gets his mustache cut off. Soph posters appear. The scrap takes place with the Sophs on the third floor of West and the Freshies on the campus. Flynn fa preacher, tooj run in by the Carlisle cops. Dockie tells of the many opportunities to be embraced at Dickinson-all the co-eds smile. Deac Williams blows in. Gehring consents to post-grad work in Freshman Latin. Some- one mistakes Ketterer for Monty Sellers. After the reception, Mrs. McAnney counts the jewels and finds the 25th missing. I5.-MICROCOSM Board is requested by Powell not to say anything about him and if Scrap. Sophs win out. Doctah Maclntaha as usual stretches forth his restraining hand. Doctah keeps time and Dick Gilbert tells him his watch is wrong. Bill Landis tells theinjured Freshmen how to mend their injured members by solid Geometry. Lubo carries off tl1e Sophomore Class in his arms. Some Juniors find alligators at Holly. H. E. Jackson runs in opposition to Chal Stuart for the position as night-watchman at Lloyd Hall. 16.-Sunday. Everybody to church but Mugsy Whitehead. Town girls again happy. Y. M. C. A. rally. All Freshmen attend. Miss Carothers requests and threatens MICROCOSM Board. Powell visits the editor-in-chief about I A. M. and makes a request. Dockie gives more rules for the Hen coop. No more boating, driving, dancing. An embargo is placed on the 'phone. 17.-Levy decides to join tl1e Glee Club and one of the fra- ternities. Baby Hunting visits a friend at Lloyd Hall and is introduced to 37 co-eds. One of the Freshmen wants to know if we have rushes every week. He is referred to the commons where they occur daily. Miss Lee answers 'phone via balcony and windows. Corporal Galley and General Lee do stunts. Moxie Prettyman tells a whopper in Dutch class. 18.--Mrs. McAnney delivers messagesg especially Miss Fauble's. The big tub gets back, so does Parvis, looking as fat as a prize-hog at a country fair. Mike sizes up ,the new prof and decides to take Greek art. James begins operations with his plaza quartet. fWater.j Wagg begins to look for his books. Dick Gilbert peruses an automobile catalogue. Ig.-junior Class election. Chal Stuart happy. Ethel Prous changes the last letter of her name to d, Mrs. McAn- ney delivers more messages. Dockie makes a ruling. Matricn- lation exercises. All new students tell Dockie how old they are, and the color of their mother's hair, etc., etc., etc. Har- man Society delegates, Chrisman and Henry Clay. McGregor as solicitors among the girls for new members. Tod Skinner buys a Testament. 20.-Hot and stuffy-as a result Schappelle takes a batl1 and gets sick. Football men practice in undress uniform. Gay- lord buys some cheap cereals at a bargain, then throws them away because they are uneatable. 21.-.Tim Henry cuts chapel. Powell and Davenport take a walk in the country. and try to learn how to smoke without getting sick. Mrs. McAnney glad that Klingstine has left 262 town. Dutch Prettyman says, d-n fool in class. White tries another hair restorer. Read still in the narrow path but Oh Lord, how long! 22.-Football prospects look good. New material promis- ing. A Sister's Sacrifice in town. Billy Hoffman attends, and says that it is the greatest show ever. Sun rises as usual but not as early as the Sophomores do these mornings. 23.-Monty asks after the bride and groom, and tells Dr. Prince that in his case ' the spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak. Bill Lindsay burns his fingers and swears a blue streak. Bill Lindsay sends a note to the wholesale druggist counter- manding an order for 25 pounds of sulphur. 24.-Sophomore reception. I-Ieinie Schwartz lost in the shuffle. Brenny almost caught a Sophomore. Baby Bunting blushes furiously at the side of Miss Carothers. 25.-Everybody looks for a scrap, but Docky detains the Freshies. A new co-ed arrives. The usual petition for a half- holiday, to visit the county fair, was as usual turned down by the faculty. Docky tells how sorry they are to refuse the request. Oh, Golly! Boyd quits football. 26.-FI'CSllIll2.l'l stunt. Sophs completely fooled. But afte r the reception. Oh! My! The Sophs send the Freshies to bed to the music of paddles flipped in molasses. Brenneman was last seen in Newville. Lots of doin's at the hall. Fly-paper, Hour, molasses and other things in evidence. The Kutztown Quartette active. Heinie Gruber, the leader. 27.-DOCky lays down the law because of the Hdamnable occnrrance ofthe night before. All the Sophomore co-eds are called to the bar for being naughty the night before. The Kutztown Qnartette declare that Docky was just horrid. No more boating on the creek unless accompanied by three chap- erons and Mrs. Grundy's book on Propriety. Todd has a bad case of a nasal affliction and pleases Ovando in French pronun- ciation. Bnrkey, '08, called up before the tribunal for making a disturbance. just think of it! 28.-Iunior girls entertained at I : 30 in Administration Hall. Docl-:y tells them that it is a burning shame the way they acted a few nights before. All the Sophs get demerit notices from yours very truly, O. B. Supe. Isaacs of Oxford at chapel., Lots of noise from Baby Bunting and the rest of the Dela- wareans. Wedding in Sky Parlor by one of the parsons. 29.-Dickinson, 263 Lebanon Valley, o. Celebration in third section, East. Speeches by Grim and Benner. Ye shades of Satan MacDowell! Chal Stuart gets jealous of Artie, and gets on his ear. Coach Williams cusses to beat the cards. Parsons begins, from now on, to have trouble with his knee. The Senior co-eds are not slighted and are therefore called to Administration Hall and given some sound advice by our president. 30.-See Kurtz for particulars-makes a home run. Dr. Hunsberger spiels at the M. E. Church. Dr. Super washes his dorg. OCTOBER I.--llf. Gooding- Mr. Todd, if Mr. Taylor should come bearing down upon you with a sword-verygood, verygood.. Freshmen appear with distinctive headgear. The Pan-Hellenic spasm ends. At 6 o'clock the rushing season closes, and there is much weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth The Seniors get busy with their feet in Moxie's recitation room. Moxie gets sore and fires out the whole bunch, and spiels for forty-five minutes on the evil hygienic results of kicking with the feet. Why, even the Kaiser of Germany forbids it. 2.-Mohler states in physics that platinum is the dense-st thing there is, but Ramoth satisfies him to the contrary. The Freshmen are entertained on the athletic field at the midnight hour. Hallowell and Michaels fess up that they stamped their feet the day before, and Moxie marks everyone present but Mike and Ikey. Emory and Black spout off in the Court House, and Fry Evans afterwards entertains them at the C. V. R. R. restaurant. Getting flush, hey! 3.-Bill Lawrence buys a mandolin. The Black Crook appears in town. Dr. Super sneaks into the gallery. All the Freshmen now are supplied with green buttons. Professor Gay- lord states that he can prove that the millenium will surely come in October, 1915, and claims that Bernar McFadden is the greatest man this country ever knew. 4.-Dedication of the Capitol in Harrisburg-even the heavens wept. Some man hits Grim over the head with an umbrella. President Roosevelt speaks, and Docky and Robert Young sit upon the platform. Everybody agrees that the 14,000,000 fl- 39,000,000 building is a beauty. Chr1sman's mud machine is temporarily exhausted. 5.-Damrosch Orchestra in town-john .King, one of the patronesses. Chrisman's mud machine working again., 'leam leaves for Annapolis. Brown, Oliver and King begin from this date to kick about the board. Parsons's knee still troubles him. Dick Gilbert declares that the whole faculty has it in for hun. 2 6.-Dickinson defeats the Navy, o-o. Phantom parade. New version of Hail! Hail! The Gang's all here! given for the benefit of the new co-eds. Charley Harry gives his annual speech on cock-fights, Berwick car-shops, bicycling, dogs, and how we did Annapolis. Robert Young oversleeps himself, and there is no chapel. 7.-Sunday. Sun rose at 6:50. Amthor and lkey start to smoke. Davenport wears his new cane. Fatty Sayre learns where the M. E. Church is. One of the Sophomore co-eds studies Chemistry, and cuts church. Charlie Powell gets a bad turn-down Hibbs returns when the inilkman does his rounds. Dr. Shriner prays for the student body in the face of a Physics and Chemistry test. Norcross visits College. 8.-Great rivalry between Monk and Bill Lindsay. Bill wins by a nose. Lots of horses rode this day. Inter- collegiate Debating Team trials. Levy, according to an ancient custom, makes a joyful noise f?j on his fiddle. Demare's Chemistry horse kicks over the traces and falls on the floor. Demmie gets him up before Bill sees the accident. Grim and Gaylord f T'Other and Which j now board together. 9.-Deacon Williams does stunts in Psychology. Sopho- more Band busy. Sophs begin F. B. practice. Charley Powell exhibits to the public gaze a snap shot of himself and a fair co-ed. which he always carries in his pocket. Friar Ramoth still giving thanks at the house of commons for these many evening mercies. Io.-' 'Monk takes his Geological class on a trip to Middle- sex. Kurtz tells all about the great roads at Gettysburg at 513,000 a mile! The best roads in the country -miles and miles and miles! Star issue of the Dickinsonian. Great story of the Annapolis game-nothing said about the score. Gill plays Romeo on West Street. II.-Fire in the Editorial Department-the Hamburg Fire Department responds. As usual the Dutch company is the best company Micheals has trouble with his stomach, and Chrisman developes a case of the gout. Great demonstration at Halberts. Ladv demonstrator gives awav cakes and other dainties. The entire College pays a visit. Williams makes an address and recites the waspeses, and the lady gives him a whole boxful of cakes. Harry and-.Strawiuskil stay until the lights are out. Dr. Super jumps all over Indian Housman and makes a fiying tackle for Housman's French sentences. Sopho- more band makes many impressions on the Freshies. I2.-EPWOYUI League reception. Joe Grim fishes and catches a pickle on his line. Moxie Prettyman uses his knocker on Amthor and Gilbert, owners of the book store. Nothin' doin' at the commons and yet W. T. C. U. Ramoth gives thanks for these many bounties. PROF. IN LAW: Mr. Powell, is there any common law in Pennsylvania? POWELL Cin smothered tonesj: I think there is, but don't think it is enforced. 13.-Steelton, ISQ Scrubs, o. Harry gives Parks a bath. Powell goes to Boiling Springs, and Rip Lininger goes walking with a pretty maid from Shippensburg Normal. Orvigsburg forever! Boo! Boo! 14.--Sunday. Heinie Gruber reclines in the alcove with -i. Sammy Landis goes to Bubbletown, and gets a crush on the girl with the red dress. Mr. john Craig King's new choir gives its first spasm in the M. E. Church. Schwarz gets shared. Gaylord fills up at tl1e commons. 15.--Fritz Darrow flunks Greek Testament, and Ketterer is tickled to death. Gaylord lectures on antinomianism. The Isle of Spice in town. Mother Hoffman occupies a front seat and says that it was a dog-gone good show. Uncle Noah reelected Supreme Umpety-Umps of the Taka Bita Pi. I6 -Rumpus in third section. llr. Gooding explains why the moon looks larger at the horizon than it does at the zenith. Pop Hirons and Deac Williams take exception to the explana- tion. At the faculty meeting Monty moves that, a pair of woolen bloomers be purchased for the mermaid on Old West for the Winter. Motion lost. A band of Spanish troubadours sing dainty love songs under Houck's window. After a great deal of urging C?j he gave them a trombone solo on a Hsh-horn, 17.-Amthor developes a brilliant red-rose colored nose. Let the lower lights be burning Willard. Mike declares that he would rather have a bad stomach than a headlight. Kutz- town Quartette goes to Holly for chestnuts. Third section called to the front. Ducky and Robert visit first section sky- parlor. Hibbs moves his trunk to South Pitt Street. Miss Bursk stings Norcross on Louther Street. IS.-NOTCYOSS says that Dr. Prince is crooked. Gee Whiz! Kutztown Quartette cuts chapel. Read and his man Friday go to Atlantic City. Hibbs receives an ovation in chapel. Freshmen begin to make gco goo eyes under Mrs. lVIcAnney. The strains of the music are too enticing for Baby Bunting so that he slips out of victorian poets. 19.-Dutch Prettyman leads chapel, and Hunks on his prayer. Everybody yells. He calls down everybody, and detains the Seniors. Tells them that he isn't anymore afraid 2 ofa Senior than he is of a Prep. Mr. Bates lectures on the slum districts of New York, and not till then does Gehring clean his pipe. Chrisman catches bedbugs all day-finds three on his watch and declares that the ticking attracted them. Someone floods the MICROCOSM workshop with water, and the editor gets mad. 20.-Dickinson, 43 Ursinus, o. Kurtz and Demaree have a hot argument in the commons over M. S. Quay's statue. First and third sections have a scrap. Gilbert and Hallowell go fnssing in Harrisburg. Yard and Miss Gruber go from the game arm in arm. Mrs. Grundy gives another lecture. See Shilling about that R. S. V. P. 2r.-Sunday. Rain! Rain!! Rain!!! Sun did not rise as usual. Dr. Super did not wash tl1e dog. 22 -Dr. Darrow emulates Moxie, and prays the short route beats him by a nose. Gehring insults Moxie because he doesn't treat him like a lady. Wants the Seniors to keep their feet out of his business. Says that he's running that class and not the Seniors or even Micheals. 23.-Varsity Show. Zerby and Stevie make a great hit UQ' Freshmen and Sophs have a scrap. Faculty cut classes-just for the fun of it. Dr. Mohler and Dr. Landis stuck by the fel' 1 i Freshmen put it all over the Sophs. lows and held their classes after the conclusion of hostilities. Grim and Sayre have a struggle. joe was last seen in Sayre's shirt and still going. 24.-DOCky returns from a political tour. Rube Houck is baptized. Chrisman orates and Joe Deuxaree consoles himself by reading Pair-0'-dice Lost. Hibhs returns in the wee sma' hours. Steelman hides from Chal Stuart. Everybody Hunks but Burkey and Wagg. The Greek Art class attends a stereop- ticon lecture, by Fritz Darrow, on The Origin of the Archaic Pucker in the Mycenaean Period. 25.-Docky reads the riot act. Sophs up for trial before the high tribunal Kurtz, Williams, Benner and james go to Harrisburg. Chrisnnan holds his trap for the space of two minutes. Oh! Golly! Old Sol returns to Carlisle after a long absence. Gaylord fasts. King knocks. Parsons limps. 26.-Team leaves for W. and J. Supe leads chapel. Dockie Mac boosts up the coming show in Harrisburg. Dick Gilbert has another scrap with Jim Henry. 27.-Powell becomes a heroine, saves Miss Carother's life- kills a snake and wins her everlasting gratitude. Freshman stunt at Docky Mac's. Wagg and Grim, and Uncle Ovando's nephew, Stanley, are pulled in by the cops. Uncle Ovando hails his nephew out of jail and gets sore at him. W. and J., 21 Dickinson, o. J. F. jones, Jr., inspects the baths and decides to take one. jones, Wallis, Miss Prouse, Miss Carothers. Chal Stuart and Charley Powell, Miss General Lee and Miss Gruber were also at a kissing match at the old red schoolhouse. 28-Sunday. Chrisman sick and everything is unusually quiet about College. Sophs grind all day for Chemistry. The Soph co-ed who studied on Sunday for tl1e last written, decided that she would rather read Mrs, Wiggs in the Cabbage Patch this time. Steelman calls at Lloyd Hall and has a hard time to get in. 29.--JOB Grim arraigned before the Burgess. Docky Mac is pahticulahly interested. Great Berry meeting in the Court House. Fry Evans takes him to the C. V. R. R. cafe and treats him to two oyster sandwiches and a cup of coffee. Thirty cents added to the damage billg 30. -A quiet little game of poker in No. I East.. jim Henry got next. Docky Mac takes his bunch to Harnsburg to see Everyman. Norcross teaches Dr. Prince's Bible Class. Dr. assists. 31.-Shilling disagrees with Dr. Prince in junior History. Parsons and his sore knee and a young lady from York, are the 2 guests of honor at the Carlisle High School Banquet. Moxie shocked in Dutcl1 class because some one looks up a reference. Stunt at Lloyd Hall and one in town. Great rivalry to secure the eligible men. Matter of opinion as to who won out. Dr. Reed and Mrs. McAnney used the alcove to preside over the Virginia Reel. Mrs. McAnney tells the boys when it is time to go home. Teddy B. hits Barrett. NOVEMBER. I.-Docky gives 'his annual lecture on wearing tt glad rags on Sunday. Old Supe gets rambonxious in French class. Third section called to the front. First Comus Club dance. Co-eds had to beat it at midnight. Boyd sleeps late and Dr. Reed calls to see him. 2.-No chapel. Some one plugs the keyhole with tooth- picks. Dr. Super declares that he lost his appendix in the Denny Hall fire. Frye exhibits his carelessness and receives a call down from Supe. Big rough-house in third section. Cox's bed iinds its way to the campus. Wagg allows himself to be persuaded to be president of the new Dramatic Club. 3 -Dickinson og Lehigh o. Chrisman and Kurtz get into a hot political scrap at the commons. Kurtz tells Chrisman tl1at he can be his own judge and jury and still beat him on the argument. Omega Psi entertains. Fry Evanscuts down some of the campus trees. ' 4.-Sunday. Sun rose at 6 A. M. and set at 6 P. M. Frye and Parvis go calling. Walter and Polly go out to hear the little brown thrush sing. Gaylord proves to an audience that Napoleon was prophesied in the Bible many years ago. 5.-Republican mass meeting in Opera House. Speigle- herg heads a parade and demonstration for Lindner. Beer Hows through the streets and Charlie Harry is happy. Free fights galore. Kurtz and other members of the gang go home to vote. 6.-Election day. Kurtz and his gang victorious. Nor- cross teaches Bible and Dr. Prince takes a vacation. Lindner calls Docky names-says he's naughty. Davy and his horn get rambonxious. . V 7--Day after election. Dockie prays for the newly-elected ang-squeezes the American eagle-and incidently shouts for x lmsted. jackson goes sparking and later is found wrapped in the arms of Orpheus. 8.-Supe still looking for his appendix. Hockman helps in the revival services at Boiling Springs and on the way back is stung for forty cents. Wagg holds a meeting of the Dram- atic Club. Chrisman admonishes Sawyer along the lines of cult-ure. Sophomore Band practice upon several new selections. Many Freshmen have their feelings hurt. Strawtop takes E. C. out walking but doesn't kill a snake this time. 9.-Dr. Fox tells how lady Macbeth swore in her sleep. Grandma Bunting is tickled with Babe's new photo. Chris- man gives Cook some ideas on cult-ure, which consists in laughing at Chrisman's jokes and agreeing with his opinions. Sayre and Grim bet a box of yum-yum onfthe result of the class football game. Io.-Event of the year. Freshmen defeated in annual foot- ball game by the score 4-o. Docky makes the two classes sign a compact that they will not scrap. The Seniors and Juniors have a scracp and Deac Williams tears out the sleeve of his coat. Parsons di n't sprain his ankle. Schappelle only gets three letters from 4342 Lafayette Ave., Baltimore, this week. Wallis twists Dr. Gooding on predestination. II.-Sunday. Davenport takes his mother f?l to church. Football score found painted all over the College buildings. Chrisman says that he never made any claim to being civilized. Somebody borrows somebody's trousers so that the first some- body cuts church and the second somebody goes calling. That's the true fraternity spirit. Fat Sayre takes a hand-car ride holding a school marm on with one hand for nine miles, then stops at Aunt Kate's. 12.-Jim Henry gives some reasons from the classics why the Sophs should not paint 4-o on the College buildings. He calls the Sophs barbarians. We were deeply impressed by this solemn dissentation on the sublime antiquity of our buildings, the grandeur of which is not improved by red paint. After the speech there was a scrap, but Deinosthenes Peters stands in the midst and declares, I say we are bound, and the multitude disperses. 13.-King goes to Philadelphia on the water wagon, too. Bill Landsay leads chapel. Monk says that 73:3 2 power, Cwork over time equals powerl certainly--work over time requires power, as can be noted by the after effects. Hibbs becomes tired of living alone. Hallowell takes a dose of pare- goric. Frye, Parvis, Super -and Housman attend a dance at the armory and make good. I4.-MESS meeting for state. Harry makes his annual speech on joe Bush of Berwick. Sophomore band busy-Levy 2 faints. Who said in history that Caleb and joshua were the envoys sent to France in 1903? Bill Lindsay holds a reception. 15.-Snowstorm visits town. Price gets stung in victorian poets. Mass meeting in chapel. Enthusiasm runs high. 16.-Team leaves for Williamsport, Wagg and Handley have an argument with Steelman in which Steelman comes out third in nature's garb. Prof. Landis opens a loan office for those who wish to borrow a few bits to go to the game. The Civic Club gives its first lecture. A visitor in chapel prays that the students may be saved from folly. Good! Third sec- tion defeats second in game of whist. Non paratus is the favorite expression in recitations. Annual lecture by Docky, How to behave at Williamsport. 17.-State 6, Dickinson o. That's all. Several fellows were initiated into the tl Tappa Kega. Boyd takesa trip home for four weeks. Selah. Williamsport girls call Gill- Polly. Deac Williams has a sore arm again. 18.-Everybody cuts church. Steelman calls on Miss Smith in Gray's absence. Everybody tired, hoarse and broke. Col. R. E. MORSE much in evidence. 19.-Moxie gives a lecture on memory and deplores his bad one. Seniors and Juniors turn in their essays while B. O. turns them down. Parvis does not wear his black jersey. 2o.-Davenport asleep as usual. Haines calls for track men and Rube Houck alone responds.. Moxie again leads chapel and prays the short route. Physics exam. Hibbs returns with the milkman. Steelman spends 7 hours at Gray's girl's house. Dick Gilbert makes a star recitation in Psychol- ogy and Dr. Gooding goes into a fit of coughing. 2I.-Dr. Gooding begins to make his annual visits to Seniors and finds a gang in Kline and Gienger's room playing poker. He finds Houck in negligee and Kurtz with his shoes off. Tells Kurtz that he can stay but a moment. Harry Whiting leads chapel and beats out Moxie by the short prayer route. Steelman visits Miss Smith's school and makes a speech. 22.-Monty leads chapel and-also goes the short prayer route The faculty has certainly fallen from grace. Moxie Prettyman lectures on the evils of ganiblingand says its all right as long as you win. Steelman calls at the same place. Sky Parlor Ping Pong Club organized. Kurtz, wrist-smackerg Hibbs, eyebrow smacks-rg Gaylord, pongsterg Beck, pingsterg Davenport's horn on strike. Todd and Chal Stuart banished from the 4oo in economics. The contaminating inliuences being removed, the back row makes a star recitation. 23.-Miss Smith has a feed, same man there. Parson's knee still troubles him and King still knocks at the grub, at Dockie Mac and scrapes with Dr. Super. Moxie says that he can't for the life of him understand how Davenport can snooze all the time and always know the exact line when he is called upon to recite. Stevens leads chapel and goes the Prettyman route. Student body begins to pray for our faculty. Ping Pong Club gets a challenge from Lloyd Hall. jim Henry is selected as Bumpire. Miss Carothers brings her new bearskin muff to Social Institutions. 24.-Dickinson 283 Susquehanna xo. Several players repeatedly broke the third commandment. A nightshirt strays to the Smith residence. Dutch Prettyman gives a lecture. Text- Davenport's Naps vs. Lessing. Docky forbids the Ping Pong game with Lloyd Hall on account of the new floor. Denny Hall clock begins to tell lies. 25.-Sunday. Sun rose 6.40. set at.5.4o. Zerby rose at noon and set at midnight. College students at the commons pray for a fall in the price of turkey. Powell, as usual, acts the fool. 26.-Ramoth goes out in the moonlight with an umbrella. Mrs. McAnney tells Miss Leamy that she had no idea when she knew her four years ago that she would ever be a Whitehead. Benner gets blown up in Physics. Philadelphia -Club has a meeting and fills up on Pink's pies. Hibbs recites in Geology. Mohler was so surprised that he asked Old Father Time to repeat his answer. 27.-Some of the more anxious go home to maw. Rohr- baugh and Michaels both take a bath. Grim wanders around the campus, cussing the guy that swiped his key. ' Kutztown Quartette still in evidence. Owigsburg special leaves. Boo! Boo! 28.-Vacation begins. Yard offers to assist some co-eds i11 Ending their way to Denny after chapel. This afternoon we gladly adjourn and go home to give thanks, eat, drink and be merry for Monday we go to work again. 29.-Good feed at the commons. Square meal. 30.-Vacation. DECEMBER. 3.-Back to the mines again. School marms arrive in town and Docky gives his usual address about congesting the sidewalk near the Opera House. Advises passing by on the other side, like the good Samaritan of old, but we are not priests and there is only one Levlte. Ramoth and Huston get 2 busy. Taylor neglects the commons. Rusty Norcross comes back with side-boards and wonderful tales of dear hunting. Rough-house at the Institute. 4.-Dr. Super lectures on Simpul Speler and says that Jacob Riis can hold his nose. Moxie Prettyman gets an abscess on his eye from studying too hard. Everybody raises cane at the Institute. Dr. Prince nearly says skidoo. Chrisman says he talks a lot but never says anything. 5.-Dockie calls fellows to task for their un.gentlemanly conduct. Dockie gets to prayer meeting just as the doxology is sung. Dockie prohibits basketball on account of the new gymn floor. Dockie says that he wishes that the hoodlums might be arrested and afterwards summarily punished by the faculty. 6.-Dr. Regdun speaks in chapel and advises every fellow to take unto himself a wife. Advises everybody to select a good cook for a wife. Commoners yell, Amen! Deacon Williams becomes a philanthropist and feeds a hungry urchin from the street. Teachers still in session, but police hold full sway. Dutch Prettyman has a pulpit put in his recitation room. Chal Stuart makes a hit with the school marms. 7.-Whitehead becomes crabit, and Bill Housman is stung, too. Later Whitehead goes to Harrisburg. Demaree learns a new word. Micheals takes another bottle of Stomach Bitters. School marms still abound. 8.-J. Merrill Williams elected president of the Athletic Association. Poultry show in town. W. E. Johnston mistakes the mother for her Nellie. jackson, crabit. It is very interest- ing to note, in Supe's French class, how stoop-shouldered the men in the back row are getting. 9.-Sunday. Zerby attends church. Preachers grind Physics. Io.-Frye Evans holds a reception and incidently gets into many scraps. Mother Hoffman makes a fist at him and calls him names. Hirons urges Fritz Darrow to repeat more lectures in Greek Testament prelims. This board wishes to-day to extend deepest sympathy to all the victims afliicted with pre- lims Our advice-cough up one plunk, then grin and bear it. Moxie is pleased to-day with his system. Ir.-Miss Fauble made the editor promise never to say a word about her or Housman-so we wonlt. Miss Carothers made us promise some time ago not to say anything about her. Lots of people are coming to us every day, and we are sitnply overwhelmed. Housman says that he will give it to us next year if we say anything about him. Kurtz says that he will slug us. Frye doesn't want us to say anything about him smoking or playing pool because his father is a preacher. Read and Dick Gilbert have made the same request. 12.-Sayre can't go to sleep because he has a case-on his pillow, Docky gives Sophs a lecture and calls them a lot of liars. Someone puts a brick on Moxie's pulpit and he gets sore. Miss Still's dog threatens to chew Dr. Super's bull-dog into shreds. Dr. tugs for several minutes to get them apart. Comus dance. Co-eds, after besecching the- Powers that he, were granted permission to stay one-half hour later. Every little bit helps. I3.-Klllg, Oliver and Brown were fired, this thirteenth day of December, from their boarding house. Some show girls jump over the College fence much to the amusement of the boys. Miss Fauble gets scared at a dead mouse in Economics. Chrisman has a gallon of hard cider in his room. Houck, Sawyer, Steelman and Shilling help to drink it. Chrisman has a hard time carrying his load-sees eight sections in East instead of four. 14.-Damage Committee sting the Sophomore Class for painting of the gymn. Dick Gilbert and Stevenson decide to try for the Rhodes scholarship. Swarthmore-Dickinson debate, 'taint. was. Chrisman and the rest of the bunch get full again. Chrisman kicks' because he only gets three glasses. Deacon Williams pops in and declares that the cider has pepper in it. Chrisman and Houck swear off until after Xmas. Fire near Dennv Hall. Fry Evans. much to the amusement of everybody, runs down the street with a fire extinguisher. Moxie helps to pull the engine through the mud. 15.-Freshmen and Preps have a scrap. Big jones is chased by Docky. Docky is mortifierl because Mr. Krider, his friend, sees the disgraceful performance. In speaking of trans- migration of souls, Dr. Gooding says that Monty, in his next state of existence, will probably be a bald eagle. From town paper: Prof. Craig King and Miss V. McKeehan will give a recital in the A. M. E. Zion Church to-night. Admission, five cents. 16.-Sunday. Ramoth holds forth in the M. E. Church. Mr. Krider, a trustee of the College, says- It is just as essential to have a good stomach as a good intellect. Micheals wakes up and begins to listen. Micheals gets sore because Coale says that some people have neither. Gaylord finishes his essay on Millenial Dawn. 2 17.-Ramoth gets a call and Dr. Shriner packs up. Exams begin. Jim Henry and Zerby have a scrap. Chrisman wears his cape overcoat. Joe Grim and Gaylord take prelim in Prep Greek and incidently library fund is increased two plunks. 18.-Exams. Strawinski has a scrap with Supe. 19.--Exams. 20.-Exams. 2r.-Back to maw. The Kutztown Quartette reluctantly leaves Carlisle. Heinie Gruber looks sad. General Lee weeps, and Corporal Galley doesn't care either way. Bess is as merry as a-May day. Miss Fauble, happy until she reaches Harris- burg. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. .. L . Leaving for Xmas Vacation. 1907 JANUARY. 8.-College opens and Docky gives his usual lecture on dis- tractions and study. Father Time has a make up period. Chal Stuart doesn't know her because she is dressed differently. Gaylord and Grim blow in together. Gaylord takes a spill in Physics Lab and gets tangled up in a hose. Monk, sore. Powell and his freckles not yet arrived. Moxie Prettyman gets a new umbrella from his Dutch friends. McGregor gets a good old-fashioned hair-cut to celebrate the sixth anniversary of the century. Everybody can now see the platform. 9.--John King arrives safe and sound. King calls Supe a fool. Supe retaliates by calling him a King fool. Gaylord and Grim have an argument with Jim Henry, and, as a result, drop Freshman Greek. Sayre arranges a special course in Book- keeping, Ben Hur, Pilgrims' Progress, and Through Missouri on a Mule. Dr. Prince lectures juniors on dignity. Taylor deserts the connnons to take charge of a brewery. IO.-DlCklIlS0ll defeats Swarthmore in Debate. Creasy made president of the Honor Guild. Bill Lindsay orders a new suit from Sears, Roebuck :SL Co., much to the dissatisfaction of Mrs. Lindsay. King has a new boarding house, and Parson's knee is worse. II.-Hull and Norcross change faces for the benefit of the Philadelphia Press. Miss Carothers happy. We promised not to give any of the particulars. We know something about Miss Fauble, too. but we daren't tell. Mrs. Baker gives a recital, and Kurtz and Hibbs change rooms. Sophomore Band busy. Bergy gets a black eye. Simpson hears a revolver, and he is still running. A. C. Smith goes gunning. All quiet in the alcove. Miss Fauble holds full sway. Dutch Prettyman goes to the gymn to work off some of his superfluous fat. 12.-Powell and his freckles blew into town. Welcome back. McWhinney tells Dr. Prince that the Erie Canal is eight years long. Simpson still running. Chi Omega char- tered. 13.-Sunday. Dr. Mclntire asks the ladies to speak in class meeting. and Shilling promptly responds. Game of Poker in Frye's room. Cy Young loses heavily. I4.-Simpson still running. Kenard gets an offer from a Wild West Show. Harrison gives a dumb-bell drill. The Juniors are given a reception by Sawyer, 'oS. One of the most pleasant evenings we ever spent. Chief feature, an Octet. 15.-Schwarz stung with his band pants.. Simpson gets back safely. Faculty holds an important meeting onlthe chapel platform. Result-no holiday. Dr. Prince loses his patience and dismisses his class in English Bible and drives them from his presence. Chrisman lays down the law in the Brownsville case for the benefit of the commouers. 16.- Snow, snow, beautiful snow -so saith the poet. Miss Carothers very joyful. Otto Bill's Orchestra discharged by the Masons, and Bill and Creasy get sore after practicing for a month. Eta New Pi Society formed, Hull, presidentg Demaree, secretary. Dr. Maclntire tells how he and his cousin UD went boating, etc. g . 17.-Mary Flynn becomes excited in class at the idea that he has no inherent right to live. Doctor Mac and a colored man shovel off the snow at the M. E. Parsonage. Dad Peters falls down the stepsof No. I E. Dr. Supe buys some cut-price groceries. Docky gives his usual confidential advice. to the co-eds after chapel. W. T. C. U. Ramoth found listening. 2 IS.-Wagg notifies W. College that Sayre has his shoes blacked While they are preparing to realize the truth, the Freshmen skidoo and hold a successful sleigh ride. Chris- man says that his mind doesn't run when his mouth is closed. He also says in passing that he and the devil agree. Barton breaks the interboai-ding record by eating seven pies. Moxie says, that his criterion of good literature is his hair. Norcross elated over a letter from a stranger who saw his picture in the Great N. A., but finds later that his name had been under Hull's picture. Sophs hold a consolation party. 19.-Big blizzard. Micheals cares for his stomach. The Seniors cast lots for girls to take to church on day of prayer. Brandriff, in order to free himself, chooses the most popular girl in College, thinking that everyone will select her, but to his dismay finds that he is the only one. Afterwards he swoops with Gehring and goes stag. Frye butts in Philosophy. West College has an eruption and bombardment. 20.-Dr. Shriner tells the students about the evils of putting off lessons until the iudgment day. Docky Reed gets ahead of himself, and a Sophomore co-ed comes to his aid. Frye wins to-day. J. F. Jones, jr., is discovered, leaving a young lady's home on Main Street, at 11:45. Another last hope kindled. fSee 1909 Freshman poster.J 21.-Dr. Learned lectures before the Civic Club in Smith Hall. Students invited no! to attend, but Cy Young and Bergy, who were not present at chapel. butt in with sweaters on. They never spent a more miserable hour. they say. Co-eds detained after chapel. Docky scolds them for Hunseemly behaviour. 22.-Jackson gave a demonstration of rapid transit down the steps of nrst section. Miss Reddig appears in another new suit. Parsons begins to limp again. Dr. Learned lectures before Moxie's Deutsche Verein. Civic Club invited. Every- body looks wise and watches for the cue from Dr. Super when to laugh. Friar Ramoth gives thanks for our many bounties. 23.-Fat Fredericks calls on General Lee and is frozen out. Docky removes the glass case which surrounds the ymn. Great rejoicing among the student body. Ramoth asks for an increase in salary. We s mpathize. for it is awfully hard to give thanks for the stug prepared by Frau Slinger Evans. Sawyer says, in society meeting, that a great many of the alumni are dead, and he doesn't know their addresses. Mrs. McAnney gives a recital. jim Henry falls asleep in prayer meeting. Pan-Hellenic meeting. 24.-Levy tries to put Mish down and out in the Coher- ence class. Fry Evans keeps warm while the rest of us freeze. King and Coach Williams have a scrap in the gymn, and call each other names. Freshman sleigh ride. Miss Carothers gets a paperweight, made of a cut of a certain leading attorney in the wilds of West Virginia. Charlie says that four others asked her first, but he took her home. 25.-Dr. Super says that he is willing to have his individual cut in the Micaocosiir but he won't pay one red cent for it. Bill Lawrence fallsin the creek and Drawbaugh tells him to keep cool as they fish him out. Stanley Super wants to sell his dog to Davy, but his uncle won't let him. Bailey tells Dr. Gooding that indigestion is a general term. Pop Hirons has his picture taken for the MICROCOSM and thinks that he lookes like Mr. McKinley. Miss Clark, says in Dutch class, that fellow means the same as husband. Comus Club dance. Woodward takes Miss Kisner skating and sees that she is kept warm. 26.--johnny Low and Stotler try to take two girls out sleigh riding, without the knowledge of the Sophomore Band, but the horse runs away and smashes the sleigh. Miss Prouse falls very gracefully in front of the Law School. Hess tries to tell Dr. Prince all about the lesson. One of the boilers burst and we freeze-of course, Fry is all right. 27.-Sunday. I-Iousman and Gill still holding their own. Parsons likewise embraces his opportunity at York, Pa. No church-too cold. Dr. Super washes Stanley's dorg. King Fudge holds full sway at the Hen Coop and male visitors are scarce 40 cents a pound. 28.-Junior sleigh ride. Miss Carothers and Powell learn their future occupations. It didn't look good to Miss Caro- thers. Chal Stuart was rebuked publicly and so was somebody else. Moxie advises everybody to enclose stamps when writing to the faculty for recommendations. He states that one of the professors always throws letters, without stamp enclosed, into the waste paper basket. Everybody grunts Super's name. 29.-Fritz Darrow, while lecturing on Greek Art, falls off his platform. Mugsy Whitehead opens all the windows in Moxie's room but Moxie moves his class over into Leon's room and the recitation proceeds. Stung! Miss Prouse likes puf- fed rice better than cider. The Craighead girls fthis means wise head J demonstrate the truth of what's in a name. All bad actors subpoeaned by Docky. They hire a lawyer and fix u their defense. jones wants to know what to do when you go sijeigh riding. McKelvey tries to explain in his melan- choly way. 270 30.- Jack is back and Edith still keeps up her standing. Miss Clarkson doesn't go sleigh riding. She remains at the hall much to her disappointment. She phones to paw and maw but Jim Henry says, nixie. Professor King unassisted by his bulleliu refuses to make an engagement for a social function. 31.-Day of Prayer. Dr. Hill preaches. Brandriff gets cold feet Dr. Super appears without his gown. Sayre scrubs his feet with a tooth brush. The Kutztown Quartette is still alive. Miss Fauble devours oyster sandwiches and ice cream. Pop Peters says the baby was awfully cross last night. Gen- eral Lee and Fat Fredericks go walking. The Alcove is filled to overflowing. FEBRUARY. I.-General Lee and Corporal Galley knock out Supe's eye in French. Sophomore Band trial at the Squire's. Bergy ac- quited and Docky stung for the costs. Docky says, it's danm- able. Every member of the band jubilant. Kinard joins the Ante-Sophomore Band Pistol Shooters Association and becomes president in place of Burkey. L. H. Harris sends congratu- lations. Third Section on a rampage. Deacon Williams to the front. Howard and Mish form a partnership for their intel- lectual improvements Miss Armstrong, Miss Fauble, Miss Lee and Miss O'Dea take their usual constitutional and top it off with a Coca-Cola at George's. 2.-Groundhog Day. Also groundhog day at the com- mons in the form of sausage. Gaylord thinking about his an- nual bath. Says he won't have to worry about taking an an- nual bath when the millenium comes in October, 1915. Re- member Junior Essays due. 3.-Sunday. Tenth Sunday before Easter. Williams preaches extemporourously in the M. E. Church- the Roar- ing Springs Echo. Gaylord's private boarding house is rob- bed. Mr. Sayford holds his first meeting. Dr. Super washes the dog. Bess has four callers and Jack gets sore. 4.-Dr. Mohler and his two sons begin physical training in the gymn. Gill and Polly play Romeo on West Street. Fresh- men sore because Monty marks them absent when they have their class picture taken. Moxie again lectures on the Ger- man Educational Systemf' Faculty help the colored squad to clear off the snow. O tempora I O Moses ! Garrett takes a bath. 5.-Horny's instrument goes on strike. Jackson calls on Dolly. Mrs. McAnney thinks that all the girls are safe in bed, since she sees no light, and locks the door. Jackson climbs over the porch and jumps over the fence. fThis is no joke-it's all true.j Good-bye Sophomore Band. Judge Sad- ler convicts Ann. 6.-The Dl'Cki7lS07lfH1l editor gets six poems on The snow, snow, beautiful snow. They hadn't much drift, however, and cut but little ice. Schappelle gets two ads for the 1908 MICROCOSM. One from an uudertaker and the other from a tombstone cutter. Fellow Dickinsonians patronize our ad- vertisers. Deacon Read doesn't know what day it is. Fritz Darrow leads chapel and prays via short route. No, Miss Fauble, we won't tell. Parson limps again. King isn't too lame to kick at his board and Dockie Mac. . 7.-Miss Clarkson gets the measles. Dr. Prince says in English Bible, that when Satan gets in he raises the devil. Tells us not to think that we will ever be angels. Freshman banquet. Sophs completely outwitted. Watts hands jackson a lemon and he sits down in the snow to think it over. The Kutztown Quartette also dine at the new Wellington. Hurrah ! for Kutztown and 1910. 8.-Scrap. Grim throws Savre and covers him in the snow. tDavid and Goliath.j Gaylord changes his diet. Brandriff tries a new invigorator. Mr. Grahm asks Dr. Super if that dog is his. Tells him what a beauty it is. Dr. says, Yes, tl1ot dog is mine. F. and M. concert. Stung! Whitehead. 9.-Gaylord argues on the dialistic qualities of potatoes. Chi Omega installed. Tommy Atkins and Charley Kurtz take the fair ones around. At midnight they compare notes and are pretty well satisfied. Faculty Club has a meeting at the residence of Dr. Whiting. Sayre says, it's all nonsense to say that a girl can't find a place on his lap. Why last evening two sat on with comfort. io.-Sunday. Cochran falls down and treads upon his face. Too cold for Dr. to wash the clog. Miss Fauble and General Lee scrap for the Alcove. Ends in a draw. Fat Fredericks mad. l l 11.-Ovando Byron Super comes before the public with a dear pair of russet socks on. Excitement at a high pitch. Gaylord goes calling and entertains a large crowd in West, on the millenium. Ethel and Chal go skating. Art ex- hibit at Assembly Hall. Dr. Mac hunts for a view of West- minster Abbey. Willie Brandriff gets sore at james. 12.--Dockie lectures on the Social Swim. Says, we get daft when we get to college and are invited out a few times. He surreptitiously denounces social standing as 271 absolutely unnecessary in after life. Threatens to close up Lloyd Hall. One of the Junior girls called up before Docky. Even the lights in the tower are going out these nights. Watts becomes agent for Larkin SL Co. Sells four cakes of sand- soap to Kurtz. Freshman Math Exam. 13.-A!l0tllEl' Social stunt. The Lena of the Leinbacks late for chapel. Docky says, that his lecture on Michael An- gelo's art was the best delivered in a Conneticut town, when pastor there. Jackson and Peters elected as editor and mana- ger, respectively, of the 1909 MICROCOSRI. The present editor breathesa prayer for them. Brenneman shipped. Chrisman says, that he is sick and doesn't care to talk. Pi Beta Phi Sor- ority gives a reception. All the faculty present but Docky. It's an ill wind that blows nobody some good. Moxie sick mit der feber and no Dutch recitation. I4.--IVITS. McAnney gets a valentine. to B. I'n1 a peach and you're the apple of my eye. If you say so we will be a pair. How about it Rebecca? Fritz Dar- row leads chapel and takes the short circuit. Chi Omega en- tertained. IS.- M0llk Mohler manipulates the lantern at judge Biddle's Magic Lantern Show. Powell borrows a full dress and takes Miss K. Doctah Mac puts an egg in a bowl and beats it to show that some poetry is frothy and full of air. Gaylord argues with Dr. Prince on everlasting torment In French, Supe saith, Inga of a Weaglef' Dr. Mac departs for Balti- more. Miss Gaul gets two letters from Norman. Jack son sends one 16.-Class basketball game. Sopl:s win, 58-34. Zerby happy and Stevie sad. McWhinney does stunts. Green buttons remain for a few months. George Reed and Mrs. McAnney go walking. Dr. Lindsay orders a pair of trousers from Sears, Roebuck K Co. The Orwigsburg Special wrecked. Boo! Boo!! Phi Kappa Sigma house opening. See Miss Gruber for particulars. 17.-Sunday. Harris caught whistling, Waltz me around again Willie. Rev. Fasick preaches in M. E. Church. Great time at A. M. E. colored church. Ramoth, James, Williams preach and squeeze the American Eagle. Hull sings the Lost Chord and Yard assists. Colonel prays that when the last war whoop sounds we may not be like de Lost Chord. Hous- man put a two cent stamp in the collection. 18.-Physics exam. Mrs. McAnney gives a recital in the chapel, Hail! Hail! the gang's all here. Some of Deac Wlll1Hl1lSiS colored friends hail him on the street. Seaman says, How waluable a wictory it was for the Sophs. - Yes, it was a wital wictory. Norcross visits College. Moxie gives his class a lesson in leading a band. I9.-HOllCk the crabman. Dr. Jim Henry tells T. C. jones to get up his imagination by going out at night and gazing at the moon. Moxie Prettyman asks some member of his Senior German Class to turn on the lights. Everybody stamps their feet when the lights are turned on. He then gets sore and tells the class that they remind him of a lot of frogs with their heads cut off-for when you cut off a frog's head and apply a battery it kicks it feet, Ha! Ha! ! Frau Slinger Evans distinguishes himself by rescuing a girl from the clutches of a tramp. The following persons fell on the ice to-daya: Miss Maclntire, Miss Leamy, Miss Whiteman, Miss Gaul, Miss Hoover, Miss Keiser, General Lee, Frye. Ketterer, Pop Peters, etc. 20.-Anderson plays the good Samaritan and puts Stanley Super to bed. Cy Young leaves the commons to learn more manners. Faculty photo taken. Powell gelsa box of alum- inum ware. Swingali. the hypnotist appears. Prof. Gaylord gives an exhibition in Sky Parlor first section. Cora a good subject. ? Y l Freshman Smoker, February 22. 272 21.-Gaylord, the hypnotist, '1'hat's all. james, Lingle and Taylor victims of Swingali. Sophs have picture taken. Ends in scrap in the snow. The Blue Bloods have a feed. 22.- Birthington's Washdayf' The Father of his Country gives his children a holiday by consent of the faculty. Fresh- men parade and persuade Jim Henry to make a speech on Why is a Freshman ? lf so, why ? Sayre delivers an oration. Lyric Club Concert in Bosler at 8o'clock. Dockie Mac gives away fur boas. Cy Young learned another manner. Fatty Sayre takes a town girl to the concert. Gaylord, Swin- gali-the Second, does a big business. Hall in the swim. 23.-Swingali gives an exhibition in U. P. Hall and hyp- notizes James, Sawyer and Schappelle. Dr. Gooding says, that the only ones who can't be hypnotized are children and fools. Swingali tries in vain to hypnotize the doctor and the laugh is on the doctor, Gaylord plays circus in the evening much to the amusement of the student body. Sophs beaten by Johns- town High School. Gaylord hypnotizes Wagg. gives him a ruler and makes him fish in abottle of ink. When the fish came out it Wagged its tale with delight. 24.-Sunday. Blizzard. Mrs. MeAnney gets the gout. Too cold of Dr. Super to wash Stanley's dorg. No services in M. E. Church. Fry saves coal. jackson played Foxy Grandpa at the Court House tLloyd Hallj and had to crawl out of the window again. Miss Fauble still holding her own. Who stole Miss Reese's cake? Probably Miss O'Dea or the do . g 25.-Moxie tells a whopper. Says, that during the French Revolution the two divisions of the German army were six miles apart, and Napoleon defeated the one division without the other knowing anything at all about it. It sounds to me -it sounds to me like a lie. Gaylord holds another seance. Mrs. McAnney's gout is worse. Bill Lindsay cuts. Great rejoicing among themembers of the Kutztown Quartette. Miss Gruber gives vent to her merry mood. Fat Fredericks breaks another chair while calling to see the General. 26.--Prof. Gaylord called to the front by Jim Henry. jim wants to know about mesmerism, Gaylord calls him down and says that it isn't mesmerism but hypnotism. Moxie advises his class to save the money that they spend on fifteen cent shows and buy a history of the thirty years' war. Demaree balled up in Chemistry. Reed plays the piano on the platform and marches down with the faculty. Housman and Jackson go to class with their mortar boards. 27.- Debbie Hook gets the measles and is quarintined. Dockie lectures on singing. Prof. Gaylord holds a seance in second section and there is almost an act of murder committed, Levy yells for Docky and Stacy is almost agoner. Bowman Club tries to get the commons in which to hold their banquet but Frau Slinger Evans butts in and all is lost. Frye and Mary Flynn decide a world-wide question in Economics. 28.--Darrow cuts classes-Its a boy. Dr. Gooding asks Wagg for a construction, not material, Wagg answers, air castles. Moxie tells another. Last great day of hypnotic dispensation arrives. Toward evening they assemble before him and break the news. Question: Which side was the bigger fool? Artie Fishel and lkey Hallowell go for a walk. MARCH. 1.-Fritz Darrow smiles. Miss Hock still has the measles yet once. Dutch Prettyman lectures on swearing. Norcross visits College. Pussy King's chapel band is handed the lemon. Mrs. McAnney still has the gout. 2,--Dr. Supe calls Housman down. Gaylord, the hypnotist, has closed up shop. Moxie prays via short route. Harry Whiting cuts classes. Queenie smiles serenly. 3.-Sunday. Shilling's birthday. Too breezy for Strollers so Gill and Polly stay at home. 4.- Poor Debbie had the measles red, And cried full bitterly 3 Had I my lessons read as well, How happy now I'd be l Moxie tells his Senior German Class that while in Germany he rode up a twelve mile hill and didn't know it. Said he never slept better than he did that night-must have gone up on a beer wagon, By Grab ! Dick Gilbert asks the prof 'to repeat the Salulaliou in criminal law. Housman and Miss Fauble go out walking. Read goes, too. 5.-Kurtz lectures on the missing link. Chrisman gets pretty loud in the commons and some one asks how he can eat and talk at the same time. Seaman says, because he has such a big n1ouf. Glee Club goes to Harrisburg. Old Mrs. Heck CSimpsonl, sports a pair of low cuts. 6.-Kurtz organizes a Bible class which ends in a game of California jack. Micheals finds a bottle of beer in his bed. Moxie tells another. 7.-In order to prevent any charges oflone-sidedness, Gay- lord studies up on Phrenology, whata wide this fellow now hath ! All the way from mlllenial dawn to the number of halves in the head. Moxie prays via short route again. Rube 2 Houck, Mother Hoffman and Tybirtis Grim furnish amusement by skating for the benefit of a lot of children. The weekly basketball game was won by Frau Cockran and his warri- ors. 8.3o, Sammy Landis calls on Hanover Street, 10.30, attends classg II.3O, goes back to Hanover Street, 12.45, late for dinner: 1.15, goes back to Hanover Street, afternoon unex- plained. W. T. C. U. Ramoth is to blame for this 8.-Methought that Sprig had comb. Snow. James Beetem tells a story at Mrs. Parkers. Swarthmore-Dickinson Oratorical Contest, Swarthmore wins. Gaylord fasts to cure his cold. King kicks at the pie. Gehring forgets himself and recites in International law. 9.-Wagg and Harris attend conference. Read and Hous- man go to Harrisburg. Miss Fauble and Miss Armstrong attend the matinee at Harrisburg. Captain Tybirtis Grim and his basketball team defeated at Bucknell 1o5-5. Huston dissatis- fied with his photo and has it retaken. At 5 A. M., jameson, Chaffinch and two Wilson girls are seen at the C. V. R. R. station. Chrisman buys a new hammer. lo.-Sunday. Blizzard. Too cold to wash the dog. Hous- man eats ten eggs for breakfast. Evangelical conference in town. Qn1tn1c.xT1f1m 'ro THE JAN1ToRs.l lf poets, who into raptures go, When they behold the driven snow, Had walks to shovel, they'd soon cry quits, And all their raptures would be fits. 11.-Reports current that Frau Slinger Evans will quit. Ol1,Joy! Housman and Read back again. Miss Fauble and Miss Armstrong back again. Mac, jr., Hunks again in Dutch. The one who said that Gaylord was beginning to look like a shredded wheat biscuit may have had an extravagant imagina- tion but his reasoning powers are unquestionable. Banks an- nounces that when he graduates he will immediately marry and all he wants is a wite to care for him, darn his socks, cook and love him a little. Easily satisfied, hey ! 12.-Choir begins o erations in chapel. Creasy joins. Math exam. Lion and, the Mouse. Demaree begins to borrow matches again. As far as any one knows he hasn't boughtamatch this year. Dockie Mac gets Gill and King mixed up in Victorian Poets. Fry Evans resigns as treasurer of the College. 13.-Pl1j'SlCS prelim. Zerby makes A while the preach- ers llunk. Such is life. Demaree finds his hat. Dr. Gooding tells the members of the Logic class to look over the form of one of its members and report to him. Norcross takes two days off and attends College just to hold his franchise with the faculty. Fry Evans holds a farewell receptio11. Stotler, after much persuasion, consents to warble : That the whole world's- I know, as I know my name 5 King Richard cried, My kingdom for a horse! And in exams I cry the same.-ZERHY. 14.--Mary Flynn visits Rosie. G'ee Club at Shippens- burg. Docky compliments the new choir. Some one asks Chrismau if he has l1is French out and he replies Super-iicially. Housman eats ten penny pies before going to bed and on the strength of it Schapp bnncoes Pink for a 52 ad. Tommy At- kins had three co-eds out walking. 15.-Intersociety deb ate. White rose blooms victoriously. Shilling drops an egg down W. T. C. U. Ramoth's back. The Friar gets l1is back uo. Schapp gives Kurtz and Hibbs a call down. Powell and Davenport are right there with the ladies at tl1e debate. Gilbert says that he has lost all faith in women. Sad! Dick, sad! ' 16.--Dr. Super is told to keep off the grass by Parvis and the Dr. calls l1in1 down. Davenport has a tussle with 11is horn, but finally gets it soothed. Yard receives a contract from a hair mattress firm for his excess of hair. Kurtz, Atkins and Seaman show tl1e beginners how to dance. Sayre comes out for the high jump and McKee for the shot put. 17.-Sunday. Sprig has comb. Every co-ed goes walk- ing. Powell escorts seven. Ikey Hallowell and Artie Fishel look saintly. Miss Filler happy these days. King, Brown and Oliver enjoy their dinner immensely. Bill Lind- say gives Read a call down. Midwinter sports Yard does some heavy work with tl1e mats. Seaman, chief Murphy picker. Coach King yanks Kid Salter out of a gang of sing- ers. Track team takes a sprint and some one remarks that Houck looks like an ostrich with all the feathers gone. Fred- ericks threatens to lick Frye if' he takes a certain girl to the sports. 19.-Woody calls on Dr. Kisner CPD. Dr. Reed visits Col- lege. All the preachers skidoo to conference. Horny Daven- port wishes that he were rich for then he could afford to have a Butler, too. Coder has a ditiicult time getting into his chum's full dress coatland trousers. 20.-Hibbs's father-in-law procures an alarm clock and sets it for three A. M. Houck announces Hibbs's engagement. 2 Hibbs gets sore. Moxie says that on this last day of advance work he will give the lame ducks a chance. Shoots Shaffer, Watkins, Whitehead and Simpson. 21.--Brig Young tries to follow l1is chum's example and gets deathly sick. They call each other chummy and Brig furnishes the weed. Flynn tries a 11ew remedy for his stom- ach. Baby l' Bunting tells Moxie that he can understand him incoherentlyf' Dick Gilbert falls oft the merry-go-round in College Algebra. Hard luck ! Chrisman lectures in Economics for Leon. 22.-Ian-Maclaren at Opera House. johnny Low and Miss Leinbach go on their honeymoon. jackson is handed a lem- on in the garden of love. Read and Housman are going the pace that kills or ends in the tie that binds. Jim Henry buys a night-shirt. 23.-Rough-house in West. The thunder-cloud of exam- inations looms threateningly above the college horizon. Shil- ling was heard singing Dixieland. Hibbs says that these exams interfere with his social duties. Gilbert is of loose fon- slruction. 24.-The alarm works well and Hibbs returns at 3 A. M. Demaree goes to see Dorothea. Kutztown studies all day. 25.--Steelman's chapel band on strike. Exams begin. Fry Evans begins to pack up his duds preparatory to evac- uation. Mary Flynn clefeats Susie Gray in a game of marbles. Dr. Reed pleased with this new form of sport. Dr. Supe tells Schwarz that he neecln't take tl1e exam as l1e needs the room. 26.1EX2.lI1S. McWhinney appears on the field with an abbreviated costume on. Gill walking out West Street is heard singing, When you are waiting for a certain girl. johnny Low came in on the chorons. Monty gets his hair trimmed. Sigma Beta initiation. 27.-Exams, We don't know where we're going, but we're 011 our way. Bill stings them in Math. ,Henry Clay McGregor visits Dorner's antiseptic, tonsorial emporium and gets a few of 'em cut. Hymn 205. He will carry you throug11. Victorian Poets gives the deacon brainfever. Nothing out of the ordinary, Bill ! 28.-The end hath ariven. Home for mine l So saith the preacher. Eberybody, in town, goes calling but the editorial stat? 5 in their case the spirit is willing but the fiesh is weak. Chal Stuart and Miss Prouse go to Philadelphia and get mar- ried. Glee Club leaves at 7 A. M. Special car for the liquid refreshments. Schwarz was uncertain about the local option bill so he carried a load with him. . 29 -Miss Armstrong gets a letter from Trenton. All quiet in Old Bellairej-Houck hath gone. Dr. Super samples some redbeets at LlVll'lgStOl1'S. Mr. and Mrs. Stuart on their honey- moon. . 30.-Frye, Shilling and Wagg go out boating. 31.7-Gaylord goes out fussing. Chrisman preaches at thellndian School. Baby Bunting chosen chaplain at the Indian School. Everybody misses the Kutztown Quartette. APRIL. I.-All fools' day. In law school: P1101-'. TO STUDENT: What is an agister? STUDENT: I don't know. CHARLEY HARRY fbutting inj: An agister is a fellow who runs a boarding house for horses and cows. News received of the marriage of Mr. and Mrs. Stuart. Weeping and wailing at the I-lall. Zerbylsays he's,next. Powell says he would like to if someone would let l1im. 2.-fCollege opens. Gilbert has another case. Dockie Mac asks Miss Leaman if she thinks one man is as good as another? She says, Yes. Life is earnest. Life is real. 3.-Gilbert and Zerby pass in a perfect paper in Chemistry- Dockie Mac says that people of genius have the least common sense when it comes to the selection of a wife. Glee Club does stunts. Williams amuses the entire population of Altoona in a skating rink. 4.-Super goes to the bad, and prays via short route, announces two hymns and says, sing it now. Tells the juniors that they ought to wear crepe for their two departed members. Deac Read still goes the pace. James and King hold a class' in Victorian Poets. 5.-Skillington makes an announcement of his coming nuptials at Oak ville. Schappelle does society. Wagg loses his voice between chapel and West College. Harry moves from East College. A pony, by the name of Dearie, was taken from Miss Armstrong's room. 6.-First ball game. Dickinson, 14: Western Maryland, I- Frye does stunts. Great rejoicing, Deane recovered Glee Club returns. - - 2 7.--SOlJi10lllOl'C Riding Club disbanded on account of lack of horses. Housman makes up for lost time. Davis loses his 45 x 48 trousers. 8. -Dick Gilbert fired from his boarding house and degen- erates by coming to the commons. Dr. Super tells a story about a man who always followed his nose and consequently went crooked because his nose was crooked. Haw! Haw! Dr. Mohler wears a pair of clean socks. Nic Nac calls upon Miss Gill to recite. Campus Wall being torn down. 9.-Cook has a scrap with Hensel's coon because he criti- 'cizes a photo of himself. Barton is mans! busy with his social engagements. Io.--Read and Chrisman take post-grad work in Trig. Crozier takes Math at Prep, under Prof. Boss, 'o8. Rip Lininger from Orwigsburg calls himself a widow. Mox Pretty- man sings a beautiful ditty, entitled, Mother, Mother, pin a Rose on Me. Sophomore Band practice. II.-Mrs. Warren's Profession in town. Gilbert, McWhin- ney and Seaman attend. Housman strains his arm and there- fore breaks an engagement. The Sophomore co-ed who read Mrs. Wiggs in the Cabbage Patch, on Sunday, has a mule sent to her. 12.-Ursinus, 53 Dickinson, 3. Dr. Super cuts chapel. The first time in four years. Comus dance. Stevie stung. Jackson still squeezing the lemon. Kurtz returns at 2:30 and gets at the wrong house. Ebby and General Lee take a walk. Fat Fredericks mad. Bill Lindsey opens a hung-hole to per- form an experiment. Barton tells Smith not to blow it all over town. 13.-No game at Princeton. Rain. Read and Miss Arm- strong cut out of the Dramatic Club, and Mrs. McAnney weeps. johnny Low exclaims C'oises when St'-tler takes his girl walking. Kurtz goes to the show with Molly. I5 -Sunday. 16.-Nothing doin'. 17.-Editor too tired to do anything. 28.-Freshman stunt in chapel. Scrap. Lecture by Leon and by Dr. Gans. 19.-Civic Club recital. zo.-The editor jigs, takes a bath and treats some friends to sodas and pretzels to the amount of 34 cents. Go-s in debt to the extent of 9 cents. Farewell ye dreams of night - welcome the wrath of sundry students and members of the faculty. ' .1 fffa A E x 1 1 J J X , K ,ex H- Hi , 1 J rf' W wx ff Q 4 f P! IQ X J 1 Law School Faculty. 3 W1LL1AM '1'a1c1ta'r'r, A. B., LL. D. Josava P. MCKRIEHAN, A. M., LL. B. A. J. W111. Trickett, Dean, spent his boyhood in Philadelphia, having grad- uated from Philadelphia High School when he was seventeen years of age. He then entered Dickinson College receiving the degree A. B., in 1868. He was added to the College faculty as adjunct pro- fessor and was soon elevated to full professorship. Having taken up the study of law he was admitted to the Cumberland County Bar in 1875. Ill 1882 his first hook appeared, e11titled, Law of Liens in Pennsylvania, a11d elicited much favorable comment. Twice then he has published, Law of Limitations, Law of Assignment for Benefit of Creditors, Law of Boroughs, Law of Highways, Law of Guardians. Law of Partition, and Law of Witnesses. In 1890, the degree LL. D. was conferred upon him by De Pauw Uni- versity. His connection with Dickinson Law School dates from its reorganization, i11 1890, when he was unanimously chosen Dean. WHITE HUTTON, A. M., LL. B. A J. White Hutton, Esq.. was born in Chambersburg, Pa , March 20, 1877. His early education was obtained in the public schools of his native tow11, and his preparation for college at the well-known Cham- bersburg Academy. In l893, Mr. Hllll0ll entered Gettysburg College from which institution he was graduated in 1897, with the degree A. li ,receiving the further degree of A. M. f1'om his Alma Mater i11 1899. After graduation from college, Mr. Hutton entered asa law student in the office of Hon. Thad. M. Mahon, of Chambersburg, Pa., and was admitted to the Franklin Cou11ty Bar at the September term, 1899. ln Fall of the sarpe year Mr. Hutton entered the Harvard Law Schcol deciding to take the full three years' course. He was gradu- ated fl'0lll the above institution, 111 1902, receiving special commenda- tion from Dean james Bar Ames for meritorious work. During his course he was elected to one of the Law Scholarships which yield an annual income of one hundred and fifty dollars. Mr. Hutton is pro- fessor of law of Decendents' Estates, Bankruptcy and Partnership. Although not engaged in actual practice, he is connected as special counsel with the well-known firm of Mahon 81 Huesserott, of Cham- bersburg, Pa. 2 Professor of Contracts and Torts. joseph Parker McKeeha11, lawyer: born near Carlisle, Pa., Nove111- ber 20, 1876: son of joseph Ha111lin and Mary Graham tParkerJ McKeehan: educated in private and public schools at Carlisle, Pa., until 1890: graduate of Dickinson Collegiate Preparatory School, 1893: Dickinson College, A. B., 1897 tlater A. MJ: Dickinson School of Law, LL. B., 1902: umnarried. Admitted to the bar, 1902 : teacher of Latin, English, etc., Dickinson Preparatory School, 1897-1900: vice- principal of same, 1898-1900: Professor of Law, Dickinson School of Law, since 1902. Member Jury of Awards, Paris Exposition, 1900: 111en1ber jury and Secretary Departmental Jury for Social Economy, St. Louis Exposition, 1904: delegate Universal Congress of Lawyers Glld jurists, St. Louis, 1904. Melllbef American Political Science Association: Pennsylvania Bar Association: Pennsylvania Scotch- Irish Society: Phi Beta Kappa: Beta Theta Pi. Presbyterian. Re- publican, Contributing articles on legal topics to forum, etc. Address, Carlisle, Pa. FRANCIS B. SELLERS, JR., A. M., LL. B. Was bor11 in Allegheny, Pa., july 24, 1876: graduated from bublic schools of Carlisle, Pa., in 1892: attended Dickinson College becom- ing therein a member of the Beta Theta Phi Fraternity and of the Phi Beta Kappa Society, Rlld graduated in 1897. Attended the Dick- inson School of Law, and received the degree LL. B., in 1899. Since graduating from the law school he has practiced law in Carlisle, Pa. WALTER H. HITCHLER, LL. B. Was born February 20, 1383: was graduated from the Hillman Acad- emy at Wilkes-Barre, Pa., 1901: graduated from University of Vir- ginia, 1905: admitted to practice before tl1e Supreme Court of Appeals, of Virginia, June 27, 1905: qualified before the san1e court. January 14, 1906: on the editorial staff of the Michie Law Publishing Co., of Charlottsville, Virginia, 1905-1906. Author of numerous articles for the law enclyclopediaes of Virginia, West Virginia, 0l1i0, Georgia and New Jersey. Admitted to practice before the courts of Luzerne C0u11ty, Pa., September 3, 1906. ,tx W . :QSM H , ewan , . . W i? an fx., '.f'1v-J -IVA my 5511531 gy ,V . .-., .fa f ' . Hy. ,. ,W KTSQH .-aww. Mfiig U VJ, ? v iw .M ja . .Ayn ,s .,c.,f: - :M LAW SCHOOL FAC U LTV. Joseph W. Pierce. Parker'R. Skinner. LAW SCHOOL BOARD. Arthur 0. Klgeman. Richard L. Bigelow- Chief. Charles Otto. Wm. E. Sharmau The Call of the Law. l 0 N THE economic, industrial and political convulsions of the decade there lies a special significance for the profes- sion of the law. The spirit of unrest and discontent with existing conditions has revealed itself in the promul- gation of doctrines utterly subversive ofcustom and at variance with the long established conceptions of individ- ual rights and obligations. The elements of Democratic government are yielding to the clamor of paternalism. The cure for all ills is sought in the panacea of Central government. Doctrines of law, coeval with the govern- ment itself are threatened with extinction. The pendulum has swung far from individualism to socialism, the radical has supplanted the reactionary wealth predatory or legitimate has become, through its own perversity, the target of vicious proportions about to be moulded into legislation, while class hatred is rampant even though equality of capital and labor has never in the annals of civilization been closer to realization. This stern conflict involving property valued beyond conjecture rights claimed as vested and free from interference, franchises intended for public service but perverted into the chief engines of oppression by monopolies is pregnant with opportunity for the profession. i The mighty struggles of the age are conducted within the legal forum. There the rights of property and the liberties of citizens are determined. There the arrogant employer and the insolent servant learn each others recipro- cal rights and duties. There the province of government is set within its limits and the invasion of individual privilege prohibited. The excesses of popular passion expressed in vicious legislation are restrained. The inviola- bility of contract and the sacred guarantee of the Bill of Rights, find with the forum their only refuge and security. Nowhere in the scope of human activity is greater need of skill and profundity, and nowhere is the demand more insistent for absolute integrity. The nation calls for an adherence to the principles and standards under whose reign she has achieved her brilliant history and supremacy. It is to the lawyer either as a legislator in the formation of remedial statutes, without revolution of precedentg or as an advocate firmly interposing every inhibition of the fundamental law against the operation of those enactments that have found their birth in the revolt against arrogance or monopoly-to the end that no interest may be prejudiced, no privilege surrendered, and no liberty forfeited unless after the benefits of the constitution shall have been invoked and exhausted, or as a judge, observing in the preser- vation of every acquisition of property and privilege the same principles and doctrines under which they were 280 acquired, that the people must turn for protection. Nor will prejudice against the technicality nor ridicule of the 1aw's delay serve to diminish the usefulness of the profession to society, so long as the ancient traditions of honor shall dominate its members. The profession calls for the man who may withstand public clamor. It calls for the man who will dissuade the public from grave departure towards socialism and paternalism. ' It calls for the application of every constitu- tional standard in measuring the remedy for abuses. It calls for that inexorable rectitude that will win and command the confidence of the people too often betrayed by the demagogue. The public may, for a time, applaud those who bend to passion or prejudice of any kind whether it strike the mighty or humble. It may temporarily rail against the firm but righteous judge who refuses to sacrifice the rights of man to appease prejudice. It is well to remember tl1at Pilate in condemning Christ, yielding against conviction, and for a season applauded is the most despised figure in history. And it is well to think that John Marshall preserving the rights of Aaron Burr, though momentarily ridiculed, occupies the most honored place in our jurisprudence. For them that respond to the demand, there lies the assurance of reward. The intelligence of the age will be quick to recognize the deserving. It matters not if the principle be popular. The lawyer earns his reward and displays his usefulness as well in defense of a 'losing cause as in advocacy of a triumphant one. The vindication of right and justice are the ultimate result of his efforts, and so long as that is achieved the world is better that he has lived. EDITOR. 281 , N E ' N 4' ' A ' ' '5'1Wy7 2fIf-CJ5wv.,,. , ' ...',, www .f ,, f 1 w.v-qv-,-., , .U A. .. rlgrxfc' , 5 gg 5152- .. 4-xx -' - 1' . - 1 , X .Q-l.P36fA AJAX., 6 I J -.N 1.-A45 ' x ' Ln f'73 f n -A . , r , , , I, . .sin -':+N.f39. .1 .u 1 . wi 1 f, if - ' J :Qs T?,,,mg Q , ' WT .t Az . I 'XP Wi . .. , .. .'g,..Z,Lw --4 Aa1.fi?'f1fJ4g-':2 ' f's,:i+Q4a:5:i1f2' 11. Ml. .V 4- S - -my- -fm 1 ' 'I .W 1' Q --'ry2f:4l.,e':Fr, w!'i-eb Qi fm gf .:v,f'4- x1vN 'i J 1 .I F vs L13 1 35 3 1 F -qfzq .Ja R . K 39.2 V., l :w 1 J 1, 3 1 A KLM' M rw, fa-2 ',, .A gp -fu V, yJ,,.f,iha , A,'l,,.Z-X U... yy!! A LAVV SCHOOL LIBRARY. President, . Vice- President, Secretary, . Treasurer, Historian, . JOHN B. BOYICR, FRANCIS J. CLARK, JOSEPII F. COHEN, PAUL J. DAvIs, . BERNARD J. DUFFY Rov P. Hrcxs, . HILARY J. KEENAN. . IRA A. LABAR, BURT B. LEWIS, Senior Class Officers. 0 . Roy P. HICKS . . IRA LABAR . JAMI-:S H. THOMI-soN . PAUL J. DAVIS . . . GEORGIA: L. REED CLASS ROLL. Philadelphia. DELMAR J. LINDLEV, Factoryville . Ashland GEORGE L. REED, . Carlisle . Port Griflith. HASTINGS M. RonER'rsoN Allen, S. D . Newport News, Va. EARL ROUSH, . . Sunbury. . Girarflville PAUL G. SMITH, Harrisburg. . Frackville. FARL H. SORBER, Johnstown Greensbury JAMES H. TI-IoIvI1'soN, . Danville . Analomink JOHN M. TOBIN, . Mt. Carmel West Pittston 2 QTL- f 4 ,if Y 'F Y' -P X Ya History of the Class of 1907. i v GAIN in the course of human events, the pleasant, though no less imperative, duty devolves upon the Histor- ian ofthe Class of IQO7, of reviewing and chronicleing the achievements ofa class fondly believed by its members to be the most illustrious class in the history of the Dickinson School of Law. We are impelled to the performance of this duty, not only that future classes may be inspired to follow in our footsteps and profit by our example, but also that in the coming years, when the cares of public and professional life are weighing heavily upon us, we may be enabled to compel an occasional retreat from the cares and anxieties of life, by a reversion to the freer and, doubtless, happier days of academic life. The pleasure afforded by the performance of this duty is not, however, unmixed with a feeling of sorrow and regret that the active school life of this class is so swiftly drawing to its close 5 that the pleasures we have enjoyed together are soon to be but a memory 3 that the haunts with which we have become so familiar are soon to be visited no more. It is gratifying, however, to believe that, though the members of our class may become widely separated, 284 the ties of friendship which have been formed will not be severed, but will grow stronger and deeper with the pass- ing years. To attempt to write a complete history of the Class of 19o7 would be to attempt an impossibility. All that we can hope to accomplish is to give the history in merest outline. Fortunately, we are spared the necessity of going into extended detail concerning many of the events of the earlier part of our career as a class, an extended account having been given by our former historians--Hicks and Lindley-in the most excellent accounts published in the M1cRocosM of IQOS and IQO6. The first day of October, 1904, is a day destined, in the opinion of many, to become famous in the annals of history. The historian of the future will be compelled to record that on this day some of the greater legal lights of the nation first entered upon the study of the law. It is of more present interest, however, to record that it was on this day that the Class of 1907 entered the Dickinson School of Law and became a de fado organization. Within a week or two thereafter, a class meeting was held. Keenan made 'first president, a dejure organization effected, and a new epoch in the world's history begun. The class at the start numbered a total of 29. In this number, we include only those in good and regular standing, including John Kirby Hahn, and excluding our friends from the College classes who then, as now, were wont to adorn the recitations with their presence, if not with their learning. Of the 29 who commenced at that time to climb the long, devious and difficult road .to legal eminence, 13-Clark, Davis, Duffy, Hicks, Keenan, LaBar, Lewis, Reed, Robertson, Rousch, Sorber, Thompson and Tobin-have remained steadfast to their purpose and have continued with the class. Besides these, enrolled in the present membership of the class, are Lindley, who entered January, 1905 5 Cohen and Smith, who entered ill the Fall of 1905 5 a11d Boyer, who entered in the Fall of 19c 6. As is well known, the classes of the School of Law do 11ot experience the class clashes, the multiplicity of organizations, the social distractions and the many other diverse activities, incident to the course of a regular College class. It will be of interest to record, however, that on the athletic Held the class has been represented by Davis, Smith, Cortelyou, Krebs and Gardner, all athletes of well-known and unquestioned standing and ability. The graduation of Davis and Smith at the coming commencement will be witnessed with sincere regret by the e11tire College community. Both have attained unusual records in the World of athletics 5 the former as the hero of many a hard-fought battle on the gridiron and diamond, and as captain of tl1e football and baseball teams for two successive years 5 the latter, because of the splendid record which he achieved last Spring on the baseball team. In the Held of social activity, some few of our membership have attained excellent standing. The majority, however, have been so engrossed by work as not to have found time for this, tl1e most delightful of all the distractions of col- lege life. Nevertheless, in all matters incident to the life of the School of Law, 1907 has always maintained a con- sta11t and active interest. ' 285 If the oft quoted proverb, Happy is the nation that has no annals, be true, then surely should the Class of 19o7 be considered most fortunate. Except for a few sporadic outbreaks of our earlier years, in which 19o7 main- tained all the traditions and rules, which have become a part of the unwritten law governing the conduct of the various classes, very few events worthy of record have taken place. It would be unpardonable, however, to fail to make mention of the banquet which the class held in February, 1905, the most glorious and successful banquet ever held by a Junior Class of the School of Law, which was attended and enjoyed by the entire membership of the class. We were also honored by the presence of two of our friends of the Class of 1906, bound hand and foot in the corner of the banquet hall, who fain would have eaten the crumbs which fell from the rich man's table and which no man gave unto them. It was on this occasion, also, that Hicks made that monumental effort into the realms of oratory, never equalled since Matt. Quay made his seventeen-day speech in the Senate to kill the force bill. Nor can-we fail to make mention of the many conflicts in which the class has engaged on the baseball diamond, conflicts in which the possibilities of the great National game for brilliant and spectacular play were fully exemplified, and in which our class gained the admiration and wonder of all beholders if not, in every case, the victory. VVith the Class of 19o7, as with all other classes, supreme interest has centered about the School Building, more particularly in the Library. Here the members of the Class of 1907 have been in almost constant attendance. The majority have, with a degree of patience which has seemed at times almost incredible, wasted the time which might have been given to profitable study, by reading With great care and copying down in full the great mass of cases with which our instructors are wont to confuse our minds. To the preparation of causes for trial in the Common Pleas of the Dickinson School of Law, we have given much time and care. Indeed, the readiness with which the class has taken hold and mastered the great volume of work required during the past three years, has frequently called forth expressions of admiration from the faculty, and has created a feeling of profound respect from all who have witnessed our progress. The Class of 1907 will leave the School of Law and Old Dickinson cherishing fondest memories. It is our earnest hope and expectation that during the coming years, the class will measure up to the high standards set by the classes which have preceded and, by the successes of each individual member, will be enabled to shed added glory and renown upon the fair name of Alma Mater. i HISTORIAN. 286 SENIOR CLASS Middle Class History. e ROM auspicious little townsg from trackless plainsg from bustling industrial and mining centers, from the fragrantly perfumed atmosphere of southern isles, a wave of intellectual fervor swept toward a valley far famed for its historic scenes and intellectual achievementsj This spot, with history of its warp of fact and woof of fiction and realistic grandeur, appealed, and we, with the nealogic and 'exuberance of our imaginations were drawn into this romatic semi-southern clime. Our arrival was unheralded, but the Gael bringing with him the suggestion of the moors and the fens of bonny Scotland, the Anglian, an exponent of the Conqueror's age, the Xanthochroic Aryans, w'ith their breadth of vision and openheartedness, the Castilian, with proud reserve and animation, cast a halo of effulgent glory o'er the land- scape and spread a magnetic influence which required no heraldic proclamation. The atmosphere of the region became more invigorating, the air more balmy, and nature smiled and was contented. Our sojourn has been most profitable and enjoyable, yet the moments spent in diversion were reluctantly taken, but traditions had to be preserved and classic lore augmented. Not many weeks passed by until the worthy Seniors discovered that quiet, mysterious agency which had enveloped the old institution 3 and, as they found themselves overwhelmed by this subtle force, the barriers of the Wellington, named after that great strategist, became their Waterloo, and gave forth the kidnapped prisoner. Thus in and out the classes moved, but that empyreal dignity of '08 called for higher ideals and nobler aims, until life could be supported no longer and upon our predecessors was a fegufescaf in pace. Their class motto, Jehovah blew on them and they were scattered, became almost prophetic. Time waits for no man, and in order to avoid serving time, emulate the energy displayed by a light of this institution as portrayed by the Winter scene and the Carlisle bugaboo. Such avidity to win, as he displayed that February night, was never rivaled by the contestants in the old Olympic games. If it had been permitted you to witness the affair, from the scratch to the tape, six feet one of ineptitude might have been seen sprawling in the pure untrodden snow. The Greecian poet's lines Hash before his aifrighted vision, and he ran to fight another day. Our banquet was but an exemplification of the magnaminity displayed in other fields, but under the ideal con- ditions existing, an unparalleled sumptuousness in intellectual and festive splendor was possible, and the banquet became the occasion for the fusion of those various elements into a compound which no process of time or art can sever. The expressions and manifestations of loyalty and fraternalism deeply imbued the souls of those gathered around the festive board, and our relations have been most harmonious-most felicitous in every degree. There has 288 been no such incongruity as a smile playing upon the countenance while malign sensations were itching at every fingertip, nor have acerb shafts been aimed at unsuspecting humanity. Pure, unadulterated, Anglo-Saxon fairness has been our aim. When our first year had gone by, we had the privilege and extreme pleasure of beholding a motley array that had been sent from the regions where dwells the rusticifas ve! ivzurbanitas. What elucidation there was until they could walk the narrow way with sufiicient equanimity to permit them to gather at the College Gymnasium. Such egregious rusticity, in so highly cultured a section of the country, could seldom be witnessed. There was a rankling sensation deep down in the human breast on the presentation of that gold brick. How wise a choice of the assem- blage when they selected their temporary chairman. Be brave for such pitfalls are prepared for young lawyers, just for the purpose of showing the communities how much ready stock they have in trade. And how much you really had ! When the genuine classmeeting convened, t11ere was a scene resembling the street scenes in Paris during the French Revolution. Barricades sprang up as if by- magic, from behind whose friendly shelter floated Graybill's stentorian tones. For one long hour a panegyric was delivered, in which every emotion was appealed to in the hope of stirring in their bosoms a spark of bravery that would move the multitude. But naryl' a sally from the postern gate. You may perchance have seen some old grist mill, from the paddle wheel of which a gentle shower drips while the power is being generated thereby to produce a peculiar mealy atmosphere on the interior. After a gentle aspergation there was a clarification of the atmosphere. An exemplification of the terror instilled by this encounter was observed when the class, minus its historian and several other members, journeyed to Perry County to hold their banquet. The bleating of the lambs was piteous ! Our application has disclosed a spring to which there is no bottomg a field to which there is no fenceg a vision to which there is no limitg and while we were progressing a manifestation of the fact that we were the heirs of all the ages unfolded itself to us, compelling us to redouble our energies and direct our researches along the strata evidences of incomparable success. May I express the hope that when the grand review takes place, there will be an equity existing enabling the Great Chancellor to grant the relief which the faithful deserve. HIS'l'ORIAN. 289 President, . Vice-President, Secretary. Treasurer, Historian, Middle Class- Naughty Eight. e CLASS OFFICERS. . . . . JERRY Hoovxik. . Miss O'DnA. HARRY B. FREDERICK. WAI,TER H. COURSEN. WM. E. SHARMAN. J. THURMAN ATKINS, Tommy, ..... Sunnyburn. Conway Hall, '02 3 Dickinson College, '06 g Kappa Sigma Fraternity. A lion among ladies is a most dreadful thing. Tommy graduated from College, then took up law. May the saints have mercy upon him. The profs won't. He thinks certain branches are of no more value than a mustard plaster on a wooden leg. He is an advocate of the simple life and has a tendency to fuss. Tommy is popular among the fair sex on account of his personality, not on account of his curly hair. He has winning ways, especially in Euchref' Likes to hold hands and bids high on hearts. He is, above all, everybody's friend. Al 290 RICHARD L. BIGELOW, Dick, ......... Hazleton. Conway Hall, '05 g Junior Band g Class Baseball Team 3 Class President, '06 5 Delta Chi Fraternity g Editor MICROCOSM, '07 g K. of M. Most like a gentleman. Richard keeps open house, but never serves anything stronger than cocoa. Usually holds a series of Pink teas during the Winter term. His rooms became noted as the rendezvous for the junior Band, the most exclusive organization in the Law School. He is heart whole and fancy free, but is afflicted with a banjo and a Jersey mosquito. Is highly ambitious and would like to skim the cream from the milky way. Bigelow has lots of determination, the courage of his convictions, and is an astute parli- mentarian. His only vice is chewing tobacco. He is the editor, and modestly suggests that you look upon him with compassion. SAMUEL W. BUSHMAN, Mate, . . . . . . . . Gettysburg. Xavier Institute Graduate, Law, University of Maryland, ex-'o8g Volunteer Army, '9Sg U. S. Navy, Spanish War Veterans: Delta Chi Fraternity, Knights Round Table, Triangle and Duodrangle Clubs, Delegate Delta Chi Con- vention, Washington, D. C. She heaved and sat, and sot and heaved And high her rudder flung, I And every time she heaved and sought A worscr leak she sprung. Mate began to serve time on this sphere at the historic place mentioned somewhere on or about, but that would be telling tales and, I shouldn't do that. Intellect smiled on him from his early youth and he grew and waxed strong until all agreed that looked upon him and united in saying, It is good. He has probably seen more of the world than all the rest of us put together, having travelled around it on one of Uncle Sam's invincib'e ironclads, as one before the mast. Has achieved prominence from the fact that he is a consulting medium with Jupiter, Pluvius and Windology. Mate is one of the daintiest tex- tures of humanity in our class, chums with Coursen, and has caught Carusoe's inclination for everything good in Carlisle. Since his com- ing, he has won all kinds of friends, the fair sex included, and we all esteem him for his profound knowledge as evidenced by his good recitations. Go hear him in Moot Court and find which way she blows. He'll tell you. WALTER H. COURSEN, Carusoe, ........ Scranton. Hotchiss School, '02 3 Yale University, '06, Delta Kappa Epsilon Fraternity 3 Class Treas- urer, '07 g Delta Chi Fraternity g Triangle and Duodrangle Clubs g Knights of Round Table, Delegate Delta Chi Convention, Washington, D. C. Thy tender-hefted nature shall not give thee o'er to harshness. This handsome young gentleman allied himself with naughty eight after a course at Yale. Would be hard to characterize him since he has so many attainments. Always well dressed 3 he takes particular pride in the color of his socks, varying from a sky blue to a turkey red. Works hard and generally stands in with the profs. When ten months old, he took first prize at a baby show for having the best proportioned head. He rapidly outgrew this physical perfection so that now he uses a shoe horn to get his hat on. When not doing the social end of Carlisle, he is working. He is a generous and studious fellow, always well prepared in his work. When naughty eight goes out, Walter will be a credit to his class and to the institution. HOWARD -I. Cooks, Pinkie, . . Deaford, Del. Forum Board, 'o7g Class Baseball team. ' To follow you I'm not content, Vnless I know which way you went. It takes all sorts of people to make a world. Howard J. is a sort of an unknown quantity. He is as hard to understand as the deans, chirography. Has a failing for Welsh rarebit and a fad of collecting leather postals. He is a regular fiend on Moot Court cases, nothing unusual for him to prepare a thirty page brief. Cooke may practice in Hong Kong, where he can divide his time between law and manag- ing a laundry. Cooke has been somewhat misunderstood, but his ability as a student has been recog- nized by all. Never criticises nor complains, but treads the even tenor of his ways. He is a hustler and deserves success. - JOHN COOPRRSXVAITHE FoRsvTH, Scotty, . . Portage. Delta Chi Fraternity g Woodward High School 5 Comus Club. You beat our and fai ' ' y pate, icy wit will come, Knock as you please, there's nobody home. This young giant is a Scotchman of Aryrshire breed, that is noted for their long headedness. They measure their heads with yard sticks, and Scotty uses two to measure his. Since his advent among ns he has waxed strong in wisdom. wiles and wickedness, plays a good hand at Pedro, smokes like an adult, is generally at loggerheads with his advisers, but is awfullvnice at the social stunts. Hislegal knowledge is not burdensome, but it takes a mighty good man to call his bluffs. There are no frills on him. He goes about his business with no brass bands attending. And when political considerations entered into his life ask him? Scotty is fighting a good iight at Law School and is going to make good. Things will come his way when he goes out. HARRY B. FREDERICIQ, Fat, .... ' , .... Catasauqua. Conway Hall, '02 3 Dickinson College, 'o6g Sigma Chi Fraternity 5 Class Secretary, 'o7. Spare the rod and spoil the child. The night is dark. In the distance appears a bright light casting rays like the headlight ofa locomotive and every moment one expects to hear the toot, toot, toot of an engine, but as the object draws nigh it becomes distinguishable and assumes shape. It is only Frederick with a stogie in. his mouth. When he is at home the price of cabbage takes a jump, and the stogie factories run overtime. He was one of the four who handed the lemon to tl1e juniors in the class rush. We all vote Fat to be a jolly, good fellow. May his shadow never grow less. ' 292 JAMES G. HATZ, Jimmy, X . . ..... . Middleton. Conway Hall, '02, Dickinson College, 'o6g Alpha Chi Rho Fraternity. What shall I do, to be forever known? Jimmy began life as a howling success, and is still yelling for the Republican Party. When not busy discussing politics or studying law, he goes into- the country doing social stunts. Is fond of the spelling and kissing bees. Usually accompanies LaBar on these semi-occasional digressions from the paths of righteousness. Hatz will give odds and win out. Jim is a fellow of sterling character, an honest and concientious student and deserves success. MERRILI. F. HUMMEI., Parson, . . . Carlisle. Carlisle High School, '05 3 Forum Board, 'o7. Seest thou a man diligent in his business, He shall stand before kings, Its fun to see Merrill strut about and try to be a man. One re- deeming feature about Merrill, aside from his blue eyes, is that he has no vices. Was seen walking with a girl once, generally struts about with a gravity of demeanor equalled only by a country undertaker. However. . he lost his dignity and equilibrium the night of the class banquet, when he scaled walls and fences in order to be present. Plays hide and seek, around the revolving bookcase, in the library on particular occasions. Merrill is here because he's here and recognizes but one mistress-The Law. He is a hard worker, a conscientious student and will make good. Here's to you Merrill. ARTHUR 0. ICLEEMAN, . Ike, . D, .... . Wilkes-Barre. Class Vice-President, '06 5 MICROCOSM Board, '07, junior Band. He his motlier's love. ever did retain, And ever from fair ladies, love did fly. A i ' Arthur hails from Wilkes-Barre, and having a desire to be bound he formed entaiiling alliances by the endless chain system reaching from his native Wyoming Valley, to far off Michigan. He occasion- ally visits Reading and inspects its little Dutch products. He made a great mistake when he gave Weaver permission to pen a letter of introduction to a lady at Lloyd Hall. Both of them should hereafter beware of an Armstrong Please remain Small or you will be Cooked, for the soapsuds are danger- ous. He believes that love is the embodiment of all virtues. and his aim is to secure the maximum amount allotted to mortal man, but Arthur does not stop here, he has the ideals of a noble man and that he measures up to them in class history. May the same success as a student attend him in the profession. 293 CHARLES A. O'rTo, Wartel, ........ Elizabeth, N. J. Delta Chi Fraternity g 'Varsity Football Squad 3 l.aw School Basketball Team, Junior Band, Business Manager MICROCOSM, 'o7. Der Kaiser of dis Fatherland Und Gott on high all dings command. Ladies and Gentlemen : Look upon the business manager of the MICROCOSM and leader of the Junior Band of naught eight. Tried to knock down on the receipts in order to pay his class dues. What a splendid specimen of physical manhood and moral courage. A musician from New Jersey who eats nothing but hot dogs, and drinks Bigelowfs Cocoa. Is said to be well liked at Lloyd Hall, but we doubt it. Ikey Klamner says he plays music for everybody. Charley is a wonderg can play foot- ball, is an artist at the piano, eat acorns and row a boat. In his Junior year was the bright, particular star in Criminal Law, one of the immortal four who charged the whole junior Class. 'o9. Is said to be the baby of the Law School in years, but my! what an appetite and intellect. Go hear him in Moot Court. Makes a specialty of cow cases. Here's lo you, Charley, the best looking man in naughty eight, Miss Dor.r.v G. O'DEA, Dolly, .... Scranton. Chi Omegag Class Secretary, '06, Class Vice-President, 'O7. But goodness ! what nonsense I'm writing! rMa1nma says my taste is still lowj Instead of my triumphs reciting I'm spooning on mankind-heigh-ho l Miss Dolly has deservedly earned for herself the title of Daugh- ter of the Regiment, who Cattle to us as a homeless creature and at once found favor in our ey es. Creates a stir every time she comes in the lib- rary. Gets out all her cases and takes iirm hold of every case that comes her way and with Bess has cornered a host of admirers. Likes to jolly Pop Sharman and Tad Smith. But Miss Dolly is very popular with the class. She has been a loyal member and gracefully appeared on the balcony and acknowledged our greeting the night of our banquet. We hope to see her pleading for justice some day. Thank you, my dear, for coming. Josrsrn W. PIERCE, Ingersoll, .... Bradford. Theta Lambda Phi Fraternity g Mrcxzocosu Board, 'O7. Time and tide wait for no man. Pierce was one of the conclave who assembled with us in our Junior year, but did not return after the holidays. He should have remembered that the political field is a dangerous one, and horse and rider often go down together. He returned this year and is hustling for a seat in the Senate. Time is of the essence of recitations-8.20 A. M.-also of contracts. The alarm clock which started Equity proceedings is an heirloom of his. He is reported to have kept the Watch on the Rhine at one time, however, that may be he is an admirer of Ingersoll and his works. joe is one of the haziest fel- lows you ever saw. 'Tis said he was intimate with the Maid of the Mist in his younger days. He is modest, never speaks above a whisper. but has worn out a few chairs by continuous squirming. But he is a gentleman. If you don't believe it, ask him. 294 ARTEMIO PILAR RODRIGUEZ, . Catano, Porto Rico. Central High School, Porto Rico. X Stars there are wherein we read our history. One of Uncle Sam's proteges, a young man who displays considerable ability and is endowed with an indomitable will. In order to become an examplary citizen, he dwelt with us for several years, absorbing the intricacies and complexities of our varied natures and legal systems. May his career in his sunny land be as prosperous as the wealth of the isles suggests. WII,I.IAM E. SHARMAN, Pop, . . . . . . . . . Fritztown. Kutztown Normal School, '99, Class Historian, '07 , MICROCOSM Board, '07, Forum Board, 'o7, Class Baseball Team, P. O. S. of A., I. O. O. F. The honors of genius are eternal Good old Pop, the father of his class, hails from Fritztown in Berks County, where the natives have sauerkraut and Schlitz for tea. He has a benevolent air about him as you can see and is very solicitous about the welfare of the Kutztown girls at Lloyd Hall. He is entirely without bad habits, having the good horse sense to say neigh when invited to do anything wrong. He is of a very affectionate disposition, his first love being himself, has been fired with passion for many a maiden, but hasinvariably been nut out by her father, however, it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all , better for the florist, ice-creamist, etc. After all, it does not seem to be love's labor lost, as we hear he is soon to become a member of a Union. Al- ways carries a gun ready for any emergency. Hellow-fellow. He is a self-made man, but was interrupted before the job was completed. However, over and above all, Pop is one of iis of our class, and always reaches to the bottom of every proposition. That he will succeed, goes without saying. We have no better, brighter man with us. PARKER R. SKINNIQR, Tod, ........ Chambersburg. Mercersburg Academy, '03, W. and J. College, ex-'07, 'Varsity Football Team , W. and J. and Dickinson, Phi Kappa Psi Fraternity, M1cRocosM Board, 'o7. For he by geometric scale, Could take the prize of pots of all. Behold the Bill Nye of naughty eight. Tod is the marvel of the Law School , why he -ever came, nobody knows. Is seen occasionally in the library and generally at Halbert's. Has an inor- dinate desire to sleep in class, yet manages to retain his seat on the Supreme Court Row. However, this may be, he is always there with the goods, and seldom is known to Hunk, whether he has looked up the lesson or not. Has a good legal mind, and vies with the best for oratorical honors in the Law School when he gets working. Tod is a brilliant and generous fellow, and, it can safely be said, when he gets down to work in the legal world, no grass will grow under his feet. 295 SAMUJU. A. TEMKO, Maud, ........ Philadelphia. Hazleton High School, 'o4g Central High School, Philadelphia, Theta Lambda Phi Fra- ternity : junior Band. I am the Jonah, the crew should cast me into the deep. This Kid was born into this vale of tears along with the rest of us also. Sammy would rather be right than president, he's not so particular. He has all the diseases of childhood, including hair on the face from which he never recovered His most lamentable fault is his tendency to put the cart before the horse in class His language is powerful and convincing, his explanations and questions something amusingg but more frequently pathetic. winning the sympathy of his associates. He is certain, some dar, to be a winner. Some think him a model boy, but they have another guess coming. It takes Sammy though, to stand a certain prof on his head. Ask joe. Silence is golden, avarice overreaches itself. CHARLES L. VAN ScoU'rEN, Old Scout, . . Montrose. Montrose High School, 'oog S. of V.: N. S. W. V., ist Lieut. N. G. P.g Volunteer Army, Spanish-American: Delta Chi Fraternity, Knights of Round Table. A health to the boy, long life to his name, And here's to Van to widen his fame. Van emigrated to this country from heaven, like all good people. ls under the protecting wing of Keenan, and a member of Knights of Round Table. Saw more of the Cumberland Valley in a week than Hicks did in three years. Was caught distributing prohibition literature, one day, and has suffered in silence ever since. Van stands all alone in Law School at present, he's the real lawyer with the Esq. on tl1e end, having recently passed the State Board finals, making a record for himself unsurpassed in tl1e school. We have only one fault to find, he has a peculiar faculty of not seeing you when accom- panied on the street, engaged in conversation you know, but that's all right Van. If I were you I wouldn't try to be seen either. Served time as a section boss on the railroad before coming here, and is the author of an article on Big Engines on Heavy Grade. Van is going to settle in Montrose, and will no doubt electrocute the bar up there. Here's to Van Scouten, one of the finest, and hero of the fourth day's iight at Gettysburg. Tnaooaias S'r1f:vr:Ns SMITH, Tad, . . . . . . . . , . . . . Bedford. Bedford Academyg Pennsylvania State, ex-'oog Class Historian, '06, Class Baseball Team 3 Delta Chi Fraternity 5 Delegate Delta Chi Convention, Washington, D. C., Cow Puncher, '98-'o2. That juggling fiend-who never spoke before, A I . But cries-I warned thee-when the deed is o'er. ' How sad to Zgnteniplate the fact that he is not a member of the diplomatic corps. Diplomats are liars, and if choking is any sign, ye dignataries of s teprepare to vacate. When he unwinds his yarns, about Oklahoma and valorous deeds, you would fancy him a mighty minrod. This boy has a large heartg but his little sojourn at State, compels him to take a narrow view of Dickinsonian feats. Tad has a wonderful note book full of poor chirography, learned disquisitions and more astute doctrines than the professor could enunciate. He declares that the ,professors select the cases on account of the number of pages of the opinions, the greater the number of pages thebetter the case. When he first came to us, was a recluse: but since a certain stunt, has become a social star. He is a man of experience, and is much sought after, having incurred the enmity of the black hand. He will bear watching. 296 JERRY F. HOOVER, . . . . . . . . . . Carlisle. Hagerstown High School 3 Dickinson College, OI: Phi Delta Theta Fraternity g Omega Alpha Iota Fraternity 3 Class Presi- dent, ,O7 g Della Chi Fraternity. I married with the sweetest lass, That ever stepped on meadow grass. That our class can boast of her scholarly prestige is largely due to Jerry, one of those naughty eight boys, who hails from New Jersey, the joke of the United States. But Jerry is one of the real things being an exception to everything else New jersey pro- duces. He early found single blessedness with pleasure, consequently he took unto himself a wife and has lived happy ever since. Always comes to the library on time, neatly groomed, and is the one member of the class to who all matters in dispute are referredto for the law in the case. Is a kind hearted, generous, and considerate classmate, and liked by ally and when he leaves Law School and settles in New Jersey, another star will blink on her legal firmament. 297 Impressions. U The law it is a funny thing takes in most everything, 8. Makes one think, and think, and think, Till his mind's a blank and his eyes grow dim. Taint no joke to study law, And you find it out ere you go very far, The cases are long and hard and tough, And on the boys it goes pretty rough. We have a prof who thinks he's the real thing, Who loves to squizzle you and get you going, But he runs up against it, once in a while, And can't dig his way out from under the pile. He's a good looking prof, but gets awful sore. When you tell him the law he ne'er knew before, But he evens things up with the impudent pup, By keeping class in after time's up. And then there's another as neat as can be, V As kind and as gentle, as e'er you could see, Who uses good English and Latin to fit, Whose favorite expression is, now just to wit. Is always well groomed and combs his hair neat, Polishes his shoes and has very small feet, Comes into Moot Court, and sits very still, Looks wise, but it seems its just time to kill. But l1e's a prime favorite with the Middler Class, And treats us all fine from the lad to lass, ls always attentive and questions invites, 9-- Io. ii. 12. 13. I4. While they take up the time, and he soars like a kite. Then there's Prof S., a learned man, Who tries to learn us all he can, Who repeats things o'er as a matter of course, Till your head gets thick and his voice gets hoarse. He comes well prepared with his work each day, And teaches it right in a practical way, Is ne'er known to Buster nor get off the track, And lets you down easy when you get on the rack. He was married about a year ago. And seems as happy as a ten year boy, Is proud of himself and well he may be, For Frank is a man, as good as you see. And now we come to the man that assumes. And teaches us Equity, that puts some to their doom, He's a neat little prof, with his jaunty air, And comes from Virginia, the land of tl1e fair. He wasn't here long ere he introduced innovation, That quite wore itself out ere Christmas vacation, Keeps his eye on his watch, and holds tight on his pen, Since the day Temko told him-time's up--1 I Io. But there's one above all who is learned in the law, Who knows its every phase, and can pick every flaw, Who tells it all in a way, that makes you wonder, And does it all without any thunder. . He's a grand, old man 3 and is known the world over, As the successor to Blackstone, but he keeps under cover But the students who know him, can attest to the rule, None know the law, like the Dean of our School. 15. So here's to the Law School, long life to its name, And to its future to widen its fame, And to its profs, with the scholarly frown, And here's to its students, the best in the town. 298 ,. N 12? -fgxs ' X 7f!'7!f0: Zwmffsfaff' .7105 1511 FUNNY 0155 ' Y 'X.: xx X N: X, A V Qx N .4 . x 3,-X Q XXV 1,4 .N xi R X N. X A K: is Q :I wfx. kr, E X X X V' ix x D ,X x wx-,A ki NX W .X N XXX A SV xx ki 8 - .. r, ax . lg ,jv x M M-,, -5: Xia' ,-. N - VS N 7' f 1 XQSYQQSQ X N XX Qui X XX N1 x RN 4- N 'gf V . J u A ' ,, il '. ,X 64? , fgbkgsfx-2y:jQ',W,,25 02- 1 1' A 3,.fq'iv 'ff 1' f' 'f 41 , , f ifa'?afmJ1 1whiff 7 , VV 2,11- ..,L-, ,I ng , f . , If r f ,W VL' MM ryi w fif f .1 E T Q,,,glV- ffm 1. Vggf,1fff ,LQII LR M n JSF ft' if .. f e 1 , wlgh N .f ,ffgfty w .AK Y: 4- . ., vw'..,Tw. V4 3 . .., J, ,ff f f ' .. 'uf L V' W If 7, W 7-,, ,- x f I fffffV,4N IIWXVNINE f16Z4!!V57 77!7E President, . Vice-President Secretary, . Treasurer, Historian, . CHARLES A. AMBROSE, JEROME K. BARRETT, MARY E. BRAQREN, . LEE W. BURGESS, . AUSTIN R. CHASE, . CHARLES S. DOTTERIER, . LUTHER B. EDXVARDS, JOHN D. FALLER, . WII,I,IAM G. FISHELL, J. CLARENCE FUNK. CHESTER A. GARRETT, JOSEPH H. GoLDsTExN, .. CLAIR N. GRAYBILL, . OSCAR JOHN GRORE. . W. CARLTON HARRISON, Junior Class. 0 OFFICERS. CLASS ROLL. Mt. Carmel Scranton Holidaysburg Forkston . Clearfield Philadelphia. Shenandoah . Carlisle. Seven Valleys. Harrisburg. White Milk Bradford Thom psontown Portage. Brunswick, Md 3oo CHARLES HARRY, . RUTH E. JACOBS, ARTHUR B. JOHNSON, ADRIAN H. JONES, JOHN KOPYSCIANSKI, W1NFRED D. LEWIS, KENNETH MAVO, . JOHN A. MORAN, F. M. MAORADY, . JOHN B. MULHEARN, JOHN T. OLMSTEAD, ANDREW S. PROCKOPOVITSH, H. LEON REPLOGLE, JAMES F. SHIPMAN, CHARLES N. ULRICH, JOHN' CLARENCE FUNK. W. CARLTON HARRISON. . RUTH E. JACOBS. . JOHN T. OIJNISTEAD. JEROME K. BARRETT. Berwick . Wyoming . West Pittston . Hazleton Shaxnokin . Lansford Smithport . Centralia . Mt. Carmel . Mauch Chunk Coudersport .Forest City . Altoona . Sunbury . Catasauqua JUNIOR CLASS Z'-5 If ' if!! 4-T. E? : w'Y? no ri -- 7 Z.,- ff 1,1 9 f I O , if E? 1576, Ufff N . l X i ' :lf i xxsxuz' X '. ' We don't know where we're going, but we're on our way. E LEARN, from the Old Testament, that In the multitude of counsellors there is safety. Herein lies the vindication of tl1e Junior Class. Receiving hope and inspiration from the Scripture, and turning a deaf ear to the mutterings of a world already delirious from the strain of battle for temporal gain, the Junior Class began its eventful career on the last Wediiesday of September, in tl1e year that was honored by its creation. Fully conscious that human standards had been elevated to hitherto unsuspected heights, the class entered upon the task of meeting those new requirements with stern resolve. If they entertained any misgivings at the outset, they quickly found comfort in the advice of Lady Macbeth : Screw your courage to the sticking place, and we'll not fail. The history of the class reads like a romance. It sparkles and gleams with unparalleled achievements which, heretofore, existed only in the wildest flights of the imagination. Coming from various parts of the globe, the members of the class had little trouble in establishing themselves. They received a warm and cordial welcome from the upper classmen, Whose recognition of true genius was a fitting and proper tribute. The Juniors brought with them various notions of what the science of law contemplates. Some of them had already witnessed the practice of the profession. Others had that much to live for. But they were not wholly ignorant of all the legal terms, and confessed to having heard about Sec. leg and Sei fa. Just how these terms fitted in is what puzzled them, and they resolved to know the truth. For that purpose, they entered Dickinson's walls and succeeded in satisfactorily completing the course prescribed for the first year. 302 Upon entering the school, the pleasure of reciting to Dean Trickett was one that had long been coveted by each member of the class. With the aid of Dr. Trickett's incisive reasoning and unerring logic, the class made con- sistent progress. Naturally, the Dean's instruction 'filled the class with a deep sense of security and confidence in their ability to master the work at hand. As the days sped by, they learned how to apply the Rule in Shelley's case 5 to distinguish Conditional Limitations from Shifting Uses 5 to know the difference between Widow's Dower and I-Iusband's Curtesy, Fees Tail, Emblementsn and Fixtures. Shakespeare apprises us, For thy more sweet understanding, a woman. How well the poet wrote, it is the pleasure of the Junior Class to know. Two women are included in its ranks, namely, Miss Bracken and Miss Jacobs, who led the class throughout the year. Their ardent devotion to the work set before them furnished abundant inspiration to their classmates, and it was proven by their presence that the mist is dispelled when a woman appears. But some of the other members of the class, in their desperate efforts to keep up with the rapid pace thus set, attracted more or less attention. At times their work was spectacular. Why Hearst, the Trust-Hater of New York, could not libel himself, was explained to the edification of the class by Dotterer, who never failed to unravel the most knotty problems. Dotterer promulgated the Cursory Glance doctrine, which is destined to endure for all time. Graybill, as the Blue Juniata orator, was exceeded by none, and he riveted attention in his direction whenever he had anything to say. The territory down where the Blue Juniata flows also has a claim on President Funk, That might have been inferred from the high character of his recitations. For chivalrous and gallant conduct, Olmsted and Garrett carried their honors lightly, and Mayo soon won his spurs as a contortionist. It was the only way he ever became twisted. Shipman would insist that good things come in small packages, and Mulhearn was continually harping on the advantages of co-education. After the recitation in Torts on the morning of October twenty-fifth, the class election was held, followed by a rush with the Middlers. The occasion afforded the Juniors an opportunity early in their careers to make dough, The Middlers furnished the flour. If the occasion was any indication of how easily the Middlers can make dough in the future, they can rejoice over their good fortune. Our class banquet was a feast of wit, wisdom and eloquence. Its governing principle was expressed in the motto : And do as adversaries do in law, strive mightily, but eat and drink as friends. The Junior Class emerges from its first year, cool and confidant. They End encouragement in the results already achieved, and are more than ever convinced of their ability to meet successfully the problems of the future. That such may be their lot is the sincere wish of all, and in conclusion they unite with Daniel Webster in the famous toast : The Law : it has honored us, may we honor it. H1s'roR1AN. 303 That Funny Junior Class and, That Funny Junior Browse. YES, my children, I will tell you a story. It was in September, 1906, that a number of children strayed from their nurses, and it so happened that, wandering through green fields, chasing bright-winged butterflies, and wading in silvery streams of water, they eventually came to a town called Old Bellaire. By this time the children had become very tired and very hungry. Now, in Old Bellaire there was a very kind-hearted, philanthropic man who ran a school where men were instructed in principles of law, and it so happened that these youngsters came under the observation of this benevolent man who pitied these friendless waifs who had wandered into the community, and took them under his protecting wing. In order to amuse them, for they were very young, and continually cried for the toys they had left behind, he told them they were a portion of his great legal school, and allowed them to organize themselves into a class--the Class of 1909. There was in their number a bright little chap called Clarence Funk, who, observing the perfect organization and harmony of the Middle class, suggested to the other youngsters that they elect a president, and named himself as a fit boy for the place. The untutored minds of the other children readily followed his suggestions. Through pity for the little ones I will not tell of the babble and uproar of that infant class meet- ing. It was finally decided that this baby class should hold an Eats, for most of them were too young to grasp the signifi- cance of the word banquet, even though they had heard of the great banquet given by the Middle class when ilzey were Juniors, So their youthful president got his Papa to allow them to hold this so-called banquet at the Harrisburg County Club, as one of them called it. Of course they couldn't hold it in U 304 Old Bellaire for the mm of the Middle class would not per- mit it, for these youngsters, although they greatly outnumbered the -Middlers, were cognizant of the fact that they were inferior to the Middlers both mentally and physically. So they held their Eats, Each one had his own bottle of malted milk, for through the influence of a good boy named Graybill, they had decided to be temperate and leave their paregoric at home. Many laughable things happened at this baby banquet. One little boy, Charlie Harry, put sugar in his bouillon, thinking it was tea. Another wanted to eat all the shredded wheat biscuits himself-it being the first time he had ever tasted solid food. O! tempore! O! mores! That children should be allowed to misbehave thus! The most humorous of all was their attempt at toasts. One spoke of their Athleticsg of howhe, Groke, was the best marble player among them: of how Ulrich always played off- side in Shimmy, etc. Another tried to talk 011 Law. Of course the only law these children had ever known was the numerous Switchings which their fathers had given them, and as the would-be speaker spoke along this line his effort was greatly appreciated. Great excitement prevailed when they found that each must pay an assessment of forty cents. Some of the children only got an allowance of ten cents per week, and therefore, forty seemed too much. However, the kind-hearted members of the Middle class helped the erring babes out of their difiiculty. Some other time, my children, I will tell you of more laughable attempts of these youngsters to imitate their elders. The moral of it all is-don't try to be a man while you are yet a little childg otherwise you will become the laughing-stock of all who know you. P. R. S. Lecture. By the Hon. Peter Hodle. LL. D., D. A. F. F.. etc.. on L THE PERSIANS AND OTHERS. Under the Auspices of the Reed-Cohn Bureau, Wednesday Evenind. April 17th, 1905. 0 HROUGH the instrumentality of Mr. George L. Reed and joseph Cohn, Esq., two of the leading incipient lawyers in the Law School, the student body was treated to a delightful lecture in Dr. Trickett's hall last evening. These gentlemen, out of the kindness of their heart and for the edification of the students, secured the Hon. Peter Hodge, LL. D., etc., of world-wide fame and renown, to deliver a lecture to the students. The large and spacious hall was well filled with a refined and intelligent audience when Roy P. Hicks, Esq., introduced the speaker of the evening with all the pomp and dignity of which Roy is master. As the Hon. Gentleman stepped on the pedestal he was greeted with vociferous and thunderous applause, and it was only after tl1e most herculean efforts on the part ofthe ushers, assisted by Messers. Tobin, LaBar and Duffy, that order was suiiiciently restored to permit the learned Gentleman to proceed. The renowned scholar chose for his subject, The Persians and Others. During the course of his remarks he delighted his intelligent audience witl1 a discourse on the evolution of man, from a Gorilla to the specie now known as a conglomeration of educated asses. He dwelt feelingly upon the migrations of the Persians, explaining how it was that the tribes became separated, and how a blending of their traits and attributes finally culminated in a race called the Jews, whom he termed, The Drippings of the Multitude. His portrayal of the impecuniosity of the blacks and their kindred to jones, whom he, termed one of them, was pathetic. He decried Race War, and when he touched upon the race question and explained why it was that the Saxons, having all the arms and navies and half the brains, would at no time become so verbast as to make war on the blacks. Turn- ing from the race question to matters of local moment, the learned Doctor, growing eloquent in a burst of enthusiasm, explained how the present wave of prosperity, emanating from Mt. Zion, has been discerned by him a few years back in the form of a tiny bubble on its summit, how it grew with each inflation of hot air and philosophy until it came thundering down the devils decline to the terrestrial sphere, and finally burst with brilliant illumination into the midst of the American black and white republic, and for which we all can sing with fervent ardor, Every man for himself and the Devil for Geo. Reed and Jakey Cohn. The learned Doctor paid his respects to the students by termiug them the Sons of Sires and soldiers of the matchless Hannibal, He imported some excellent advice to the embryo lawyers, and admonished them not to be dishonest, but never expect to make any money if they were otherwise. Dr. Hodge is a noted mathematician, and for the purpose of testing the propensities of his audience for that delightful science, propounded a prob- lem which the Doctor finding his audience unable to cope with, finally, by a system of calculisamonizebra, solved it, a system known to him alone. He closed with a magnificent tribute to the committee and the Middle class. At the conclusion the renowned scholar shook hands with several hundred admirers, who marvelled at his fiow of language and polished address, but the Doctor explained it all in a word, Inspiration The receipts of the evening were quite large, Dr. Hodge received a magnificent inflated lemon containing three dollars. Messers. Reed, Cohn, Tobin, and Hicks and Garber lunched at the Hole in the wall, after the lecture. IQGRAFTJ ' Comments, by Prominent Men, on the Lecture. The best ever. -COOK. Beats Josey's all Hollow. -TEMKO. Best Lecture by the Law School this year. -KLEEMAN. Sorry I didn't take the family. -HOQVER. Has Harry beaten a n1ile. -CAPT. Davis. An insolent nigger. -DR. TRICKETT. If the students displayed as much enthusiasm in their studies as in the lecture, I would be proud of them. -PR01-'. HITCHLER. It is to Laugh. e '0h, wad some power the giftie gie us, To see ourselves as ithers see us. CHARLES A. A1vmRosE.- As noisy as a rip saw. Can always be found at C. V. Station, aiding the porters. JEROME K. BARRETT.-A gallant Romeo. Works all right to get his cases out, and sleeps in class all next day. Author of, What happened, Bill? MARY E. BRACKEN.-An excellent lady. A credit to her class, and pleases the boys. We want her to stay. LEE W. BURGESS.-A manly little fellow, who drifted in with the fiock flying southward and landed at Dickinson Law School. A friend of the editors and managers. The best little It Freshman that ever came, as they say. AUSTIN R. CHASE.-A Sunday-school teacher. Visits the town library, and converses with the Statuary. CHARLES S. DoTTaRER.- An effeminate youth. Sings real-property text to the air of, I want to be a worker for the, etc. , LUTHER B. EDWARDS, Judge -Sad, visaged man, thy face unmask and smile. Is already an aspirant for the bench. JOHN D. FALLER.-Shou!d have been born a girl. Ad- mires them secretly, the case with all good-looking men. WM. G. FISHEL. - Halls from Seven Valleys, having dropped there from the Ark, where he tended the stock for Noah. Nice boy. A J. CLARENCE FUNK, Fussy. -A Capitol grafter from Harrisburg. Pretty name, J. Clarence. Read Ways that win. CHESTER A. GARRATT.-Worked for the pure food depart- ment before he came to Dickinson Law School. Is now a col- lateral reader in Criminal Law. 306 JOSEPH H. GOLDSTEIN.-A tidy little boy from up state. Fond of using hair wash and talcum. Owns a big farm in the Holy Land. CLAIR N. GRAVBILIQ.-The Demosthenes of the unsoph- isticated Juniors. Read Don'ts for Freshmen in College Y. M. C. A. memorandum. OSCAR JOHN GROKB.-A 'Varsity man. Will make a good lawyer if he eyes his law books like he does his D. 'W. CARLTON HARRIsoN.- Chivalry gentleman personi- fied. Come, Carlton, wrestle with thy affections. CHARLES HARRY.-A good boy, but would make a better bad one. Talks long and loud, but don't say much. RUTH E. JACOBS.-Ofstudy took she most care and heed. A charming young lady. Our re gr et is she is not with naughty-eight. Our loss is the Juniors' gain. ARTHUR B. JOHNSON..-Give me whiskers or give me death. A bright boy in all, but greater men than he studied law. ADRIAN H. JONES.-All great men are dying and I don't feel well. A hard worker, but then a good bluff is better than a bad fight. JOHN KoPvscIANsKI.--Ful longe were his legges and ful lene. Rather shy and bashful, but a nice boy just the same. WINFRED D. LEWIS.-A Princeton man, and like all coal heavers, likes his fun. Is familiar with Jail Alley and Mul- hearn's sideboard. KENNETH MAvo, Hank Huff. - Who knows all the tricks in the game, a Fort star and a comer in Shippy's room. JOHN A. MORAN - One of the finest. Up in Criminal Law. Hopes to succeed Judge Edwards on the bench. F. M. MCGRADY.-The father of his class. A man of de- cent parts and good repute. Sets a good example. JOHN B. MULHEARN, Bee. -The sportiest man in the bunch. Came up on Ponifret street to room in order to be close to Lloyd Hall. He has become a ladies' man with great violence. JOHN T. OLMSTEAD.-An iceberg struck the place when he blew in. Like all such he will thaw out. ANDREW S. PaoKoPov1TsH.- An important man, who deals in stocks and wagon grease. Works hard and earnest. Success to you, Andy. Keep it up. PIARTLEY LEON REPLoGLE.- Very polite, so Bess says. Ask him how he got into the Junior Band. Has borrowed Judge Edwards's laugh, but improved on it. JAMES F. SHIPMAN, Shippy. -From Lafayette. Good, bad and indifferent. Plays well and sticks to the end. Has a girl at home. Says it will be all right some day. Fellows, this is awful. CHARLES N. ULRICH. -- From Lafayette. Doesn't find Carlisle hot enough so he doesn't dress up. Wake up, Charlie, it's all here. Can generally be found at Owl's Roost. The Survival of the liittest, or Skiddoo-23. OU SEE, it all happened at the Junior Class election. The Geese of gymnasium fame convened to elect a chief. Attracted by the flowery speeches within, the Middlers, the class famous for doing things, determined just for the sake of Auld Ang Sayne to await their coming out and give the birds a little rush just to show we had no hard feeling, but sympathized with them in their work. But a certain goose, Barett, by name of fame round 'bout the roost, surmised the plan and witl1 the members of his flock agreed to stay within the Pen until the Middlers, tired of waiting, would retire. After an hour's wait, Tommy Atkins, wise and useful at all times, suggested a flower bath for the Goslings. A committee served the wherewith and each Middler, supplied with a five-pound bag of flour, hurled the same into the midst of the motley flock. My ! what a hissing and cry- ing of the babes, but they only barricaded the pen all the more. However, having thrown down the gauntlet and finding no takers we hied to dinner, while they suffocated in the midst of flower dust and tears. Now, when the Middlers had gone, first feeling their way, out flew the birds and finding lone Fat Fredericks about, the whole flock charged the gallant Fat, and furnished a page for cow- ardice in history. But Fat stood like the Rock of Gibralter, and defied the whole flock, while our gallant little daughter, Dolly, aroused the boys. Charley Otto and John Forsyth were first on the ground, and then some of the birds attracted the attention of Van Scouton, and that was like putting oil on fire, for Van was one of the bravest of the brave. The rest is history. Charley Otto rounded up a score himself, while Forsyth gave one bellow that resembled an eruption of Vesuvius, and a host stood still in their traits. Fat and Van got busy and in two minutes of actual warfare, you couldn't find a bird with feathers enough to fly to its roost, and Pomfert street resembled the long bridge at Washington after the defeat of the Federals at Bull Run. That's how Fat Fredericks, Charley Otto, Big john and Van Scouten upheld the doctrine of the survival of the fittest. You should have seen the Pen. What a sight! And then what do you think, why the lantern-jawed hero of the Seniors peached on us. Nice work, Dutch, have a quarter ! 307 Drama, A Trip to Lurayf' ACT I. Scene.-Quarters, Knights of the Round Table. CHIEF KEBQNAN.-Sir Knights this life wearies me, and no longer will I remain dormant and confine my thoughts to the druclgery and grind of sheepskin. Methinks the time for ac- tion is ripe, yea, to-morrow have I determined to hie myself to Old Luray, what say you all Sir Knights come, who 'will speak ? SIR WALTER.-Yea, Chief Keenan, I have for some time been contemplating the trip, truly. would be an experience, in which I shall most heartily share. We shall be glad to have our friends with us, what say you, Sir Knights? SIR THADDEUS.-IIlSO0Ifl, I am much in the spirit of my friends, and by these ten finger bones, I am much inclined to accompany my worthy friends. How say, Sir john? SIR JOHN.-YES, my friends, 'tis to me a plan and theme of much merit, and to hie myself to the cavernous depths of old Luray, and acquaint myself further with the hidden mysteries of mother nature, verily is a pleasure of which I shall be most heartily glad. Doubtless as you already know, Sir Knights, I am deeply interested and concerned in scientific research, and with one so eminently acquainted with nature's mysteries, you will feel an assurance of much revelation on our trip. CHIEF KEENAN.-Sir Knights the time flees fast, would we tarry longer at the shrine. our time is short. 'tis now long past early morn, and our train to old Luray, leaves at six, at the rising of the sun, get you all hence and meet at that hour. SIR JOHN fAs homeward he wends his wayl.-Ah! my chance. my chance, too long have I basked in my friends eyes in utter unworthiness, too long have I stood idly by, and ne'er have I expounded to them the love of my reseach and know- ledge, but on the morrow within the bowels of mother earth will my astounding revelations bear to them the charm of my magic. Then will I rise in solitary grandeur. 'Tis now past tl1e hour of three and already the cocks begin to crow, I will not to slumber betake myself, nay. I will lie awake, else I may tarry too long in nature's grasp and miss the train at the rising of the sun. I will be there on time, at the stroke of six, at the hour the cock crows. 'Tis an ill wind, etc., quothes Sir John. 6 308 ACT II., Scene.- Old Luray. SIR JOHN.-My friends, insooth, I am much fatigued, 'twas a strenuous chase I suffered this morning hour that I might meet the train, for by my hilt my watch was much in error, and scarce one minute was. left to provide me with lunch. I am, however, inclined to the belief, 'tis better late than never, and though I scarce was able to meet you all, in thanks to my fleetness of foot, for 'twas a most exciting chase, we are, aye, ready to begin. Aye, aye, quoth Sir Keenan, forward my boys of the gallant tenth. Wlon Dieu, my friends,l am much in wonder, in truth 'tis a marvelous place which hath engulfed us. What yonder hath taken unto itself the likeness of a demon, quoth Sir Thaddeus. SIR JOHN.-Friends, I discern you have aye much to learn of nature's mysteries. Ahem. Yonder spectacle to you, friend Thaddeus, is a mystery. That is a much easy task to fathom, to you friend, the sandy and Alkali plows of the wild and wooly West are much in favor, for have you not tasted of their friendship through years of association. But to me the won- ders of mother nature, beneath the surface are peculiarly known. Aye, for has not much of my life been spent in the grimy depths of the coal pit. There, in company with mother earth and her marvelous wonders have I developed a kinship which can be unknown to a Bronco Bucker. My friends, gaze upon yonder spectacle, it moves and now 'tis still 3 now advances, now recedes. Aye, it cries and moans, truly, 'tis of a supernatural kind, methinks 'tis a serpent, quoth Sir Walter. Nay, my friend, quoth Sir John, it crawleth not but stands upright, it has ears and hoofs, have you ever seen serpent thus? Ha, ha, it advances, flee cowards' that you are, unmask that bravado in which you have so long been clothed. I am neither afraid of man nor beast, the heels of this mule shall ne'er reach me, for many have I driv before. Come, Maud, and buzz, bang, down goes the lever, off goes the alarm. Whew! trains, lunches, luray, Maud. Oh, yes, Saturday-no class to-day. Of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these-Stung again. Knights of the Round Table. MEETING PLACE, . . Kabish.' MOTTIJ, . . Pilsner for Mine. Knights Round the Table, ODF, Fill up Keenin and Damned be he who first cries All in. MOTTO, . . Light after Darkness. Chief, l ' VAN SCOUTENI 0.BJEC'13- Trying to get all Education- First Lieutenant, . COURSEN. SU' Kmght Commander- ' SMITH- Second Lieutenant, . . BUSHMAN. Sir Generalissimo, . SHARMAN. Co,-po,-al' I u MULHEARN. Captain General, . HOOVFIR. Warden, . BIGELOXV. In the Ranks- SIQINNER, LEYVIS, CLARK. Members. Rejected. HUMMELI., EDKVARDS, ' 0 RODRIGUEZ, MORAN, CooIcE, BARRETT, Owls' ATKINS, JOHNSON, HATZ. I-IARRY. MO'1'TO, . Do others or tlIey'll Do you. MEETING PLACE, . . Devi1's Den Members. Mfxvo, SHIPMAN, ULRICH, DOTTERER. 309 Junior Band. Mo'rTo, . Eat, drink and be merry ODE, . . Hail, Hail, Hail, etc REQUISITE FOR MEMBERSHIP, . . . . Must he of Elite Charter Members, O'r'ro, BIGEI.ow, TEMIQO, KLEEMAN Initintes, SMITH, BURGESS, REPLOGLE Leader, ..., Orfro Banjo, . BIc:EI,ow Flute, . KLEEMAN Jew's Harp, . TEMKO Mouth Organ, . , REPLOGLE Bass Drum, . . , SMITH Trianglers, . COURSEN, D.B.B.C. BUSI-IMAN, B.B.P.R.Q., KEENAN, D.B.K Blackballed. DAVIS, DIIFIW, HICKS, KEENIIN Delta Chi Fraterni ty. Founded at Cornell University. Oftober 15th, 1890. 0 ACTIVE CI-IAPTERS, 24. FRATERNITY MAGAZINE, DELTA CHI QUARTP: FRATERS HONORARRI, 5. FRATERS IN FACULTATE, 2. J. HILARV KERNAN, CHARLRS A. OTTo, RICHARD L. BIGELOW, THADDEUS S. SMITH, JoHN C. FoRsvTH, I-IARTLEY L. REPLOGLE, JOHN B. MULHEARN, LUTHER B. EDWARDS, 1907. I9o8. 1909. 310 RLY. FRATERS IN URBE, 5. Rov P. HICKS. CHARLES L. VAN Scou JERRY F. HOOVER, WALTER H. COURSEN, SAMUEL M. BUSHMAN. JOHN D. FALLER, KENNETH MAYO, JOHN F. SHIPMAN. TEN DELTA CHI FRATERNITY QF! Theta Lambda Phi Fraternity. Founded at Dickinson School of Law. February 18th, 1905. 0 ACTIVE CHAPTERS, 5. FRA'l'I fRNITY M.-xGAzINIE:, THE PAPER BOOK. FRATERS HONORARRI, 3. FRATERS IN FACUI.'1'A'rE, I. FRATERS IN URIIF3, 4 HURT B. LEWIS, JOSEPH W. PIERCE. CHAS. A. AMIIROSE. AUSTIN R. CHASE, JCiSEPH H. GOLDSTEIN ARTHUR B. JOHNSON, IQU7. IQOS. 1909. 3K2 JoIIN L. TOEIN. SAMUEL A. TEMKO. ANDREW S. PRocKoI'ovITsHg ADRIAN H. JONES, JOHN E. KoPvscIANsKI, CHAS. HARRY. THETA LAMBDA PHI FRATERNITY Dotterer's Appeal, or the Junior ail. In the matter ofthe lunacy of Professor Freshguy, Febru- ary term, 1907. And now I, I.. B. Edwards, president and sole judge of mm compos meulis court, do hereby appoint as com- missioners to determine the sanity of said Professor Freshguy, the following Gentlemen of Flunkerites to wit : One Fishell, one Mulhearn, one Ulrich. The said gentlemen will step in the box. CCharge of court.b And now, Gentlemen of Flunkeriles, I hereby charge and admoniah you to truly search and honestly determine, after the fashion of all Flunkerites, the condition of said Professor Freshguy's mind at the time of the Criminal Law examination. . QSheriff Moran raps for order.j fCourt.j Sheriff, produce the subject, and the Attorney for the Flunkerites will open the case and relieve his mind. QDistrict Attorney Burgess addresses the commission.j Fellow Flunkerites, you have my sympathy. This is a pleasant duty, and it behooves us to not too closely guard our con- science, lest we stray into a sane way of thinking and cheat the law of its intended victim. I allege that the subject did at a time prior to and contemporaneous with a certain examination display such symptoms of mental unsoundness, evidenced by irrational conduct, as to warrant this inquiry, and we are here to determine his sanity, I will now call witnesses to prove the charge. QMr. Harry is called as a witness.j Question. Mr. Harry, do you know the subject? Answer. I do. Q. What have you observed of him previous to exam- ination? A. I sat in the back row and noticed that he kept his eyes on his book and never took them off except when he talked about a felon, and then he looked me square in the eye 3 314 and I am a harmless boy. Q. Is this all? A. No sir. He Iiunked me. fDistrict Attorney., And on this you base your opinion, that will do, Mr. Harry. Mr. Ambrose called. Question. Do you know the sub- ject? A. Yes sir. Q. Are you convinced of his insanity? A. I am, sir. Q. What have you observed of the subject? A. At divers times, he has accused me of laches in the work and I ani a diligent student. QDistrict Attorney.j So far so good. Q. Did you ever have any conversation with the subject? A. Yes, sir. I approached him after examination and he told me I Hunked and was fourth class. Q. What else? A. His con- tinued cachinnation at my irrelevant remarks. fAttorney for Defense objectmj Your honor, I object to witness's statement. He is incompetent because he flunked. Objection sustained and testimony ruled out. Mr. Groke called. Q. Have you any reason for believing subject of insane mind? A. Yes, sir. fDistrict Attorney.j State them. A. When I handed in my papers, he looked at them, then at me and, burying his head in his hands, he laughed long and loud. ' QDistrict Attorney.j That will do, Mr. Groke. fExpert Dotterer called.l Q. What, during your stay at the institution, have you observed of the subject? A. Since I have been here, he has exhibited delusions of a personal char- acter, to wit : An exaggerated Ego, and, along with that, de- lusions of a persecuting character, in that he exhibited the fact that he felt himself of exaggerated importance and that he was subject to persecutions and conspiracies on the part of the Jun- iors. Q. What do you consider as the strongest evidence of mental unsoundness? A. The significant fact that he made me buy twenty dollars' worth of books and then flunked me. fCross-examined by Mr. Mayo for Defense.j. Q. Where did you get experience as an expert? A. At the Wernersville sanitarium. Q. Were you an inmate there? A. NO, SIR. I was an inspector of fountain pens. QAttorney for Defeuse.j You may go back. fAttorney for Plaintiff.j Your honor, we submit the case without argument. fAttorney for Defense.j Your honor, we submit the case on its rational merits. CCharge of Court.j Gentlemen Flunkerites of the com- mission : You have heard the ribald testimony as given by t11e witnesses concerning Professor Freshguy's mental state at the time complained of. You must give due consideration to the testimony of each witness, and the interest he had at stake in so testifying. You have heard the opinion of the expert, Pro- fessor Dotterer, and if his insane opinion is to be given any weight, then I say gentlemen It's up to you. The fact that Professor Dotterer hasserved at Wernersville sanitarium as a fountain pen inspector does not qualify him as an expert on 315 insanity. I hereby caution you, gentlemen, that you must not be swayed by any interest you may have in common with the expert, Professor Dotterer. Gentlemen, my personal opinion is that the imputation cast on the subject by the expert because he bought twenty dollars' worth of books amounts to this: that, since the expert himself Hunked, a commission should be appointed to determine his sanity for buying twenty dollars' worth of books. Gentlemen, retire and console each other. QCommission returns after an hour's deliberation and re- quest instruction on Brain Storm emotions.j Verdict. We hereby find that the subject at the time of the Criminal Law examination was sane, but very close to the line. But we caution him in the future against any similar outbursts of spontaneous combustion, exaggerated Ego, etc., and attribute his demeanor to the fact that he was intoxicated with authority. QBy the Court.j Gentlemen, you may now return to your usual vocation. QGrind.j DID YOU SEE? - Temko trying to squizzle the faculty. Miss O'Day making goo-goo eyes at Cooke. Coursen looking out the window for a good-looking co-ed for the comus dance. ' Sharman and Bigelow arguing the rule in Dolly's case. Duffy, Hicks, Roush and Lindley rushing into class fifteen minutes ahead of time to attract Dean's attention. The mutual admiration society, Mary-Tod, Ruth-john, Dolly-Tommy, with Fredericks and Forsyth butting in. Hummell and Roduguez arguing Jim Crow laws. Miss Bracken jollying Tod Smith and Pop Sharman. jim Hatz offering Tommy Atkins a gold brick. Hicks, Duffy, Lindley and Roush with more than fifteen constitutional cases at a time. Hog work. Cook crack the roof of his mouth trying to reach B, quiet. Hatz trying to teach Prof. Hutton how an educated dumb man is smart. Prof. Hitzler take his pound of flesh from the Juniors. DEAN-i'ilIY. Burgess, can an insane man make a will? Buacsass- No, sir, but I can. . DEAN-iiHOW'S that? COOK- Is that good law in Pennsylvania? DEAN- Yes, and in Delaware, too, I guess. Prof. Hutton's track work, running down the cases. ECHOES FROM CLASSROOM. DR.- Well, Mr. Smith, after the decease of the man, what happened? 4 SMITH- Why the man died, Doctor, and, DR.- Anybody, PROF. MCK.- Mr, Goldstein, tell us the facts in the pow- der case. I GOLDY'-iiwhy, D. gave P. some dates containing powder. C PROF. MCK. - I don't understand, Mr. Goldstein, what was it? GOLDY- Why, I think he gave her some syrup of figs. MR. FORSYTH- Miss Jacobs, have a cushion? MISSJACOBS1'iN0. MISS O'DAv- You are somewhat disheveled and confused, Ruth. MISS JACOBS- Yes, somewhat, I was visibly affected ' by the flowery speeches' DUFFY- Nigger, take off that green tie or I'l1 thrash you. NIGGIQR- Not to-day sah, Abraham Lincoln gave me de right to wear it, sah. PROF. S. flu practicej -- Mr. Hummell, how would you make a witness feel at home? - HUMMELL- Why, Prof, I'd ask him where he lived. PROF. MCK.- Mr. Bigelow, would you say the mass was homogeneous? BIGELOW- Yes, Prof, that's a good word. PROF. HITzr.1v:R- Mr. Hummell, what do you understand by the married woman's act, that is, do man and wife deal at arm's length any more? HUMMELT.- I don't know, but I should think. PROF. Hrrznaa- Mr, Hoover, how is it P PROF. MCK.- Next case, Mr. Hatz. TEMKO fjust awakeniugj- Haven't the case, Prof. Cnouus FROM THE REAR- Stung again. Mr. Cook, did it appear the horse was a wind sucker? Why, no, I don't think it did. On what ground did he recover? Why, he had the flees and tHa! Hall. PROF. SADLER- Mr. Otto-o-o, the last time we met. MR. OTTO QAsideJ - We were obfuscated at Harrisburg, Prof. Graybill s Hot Air Y Y U Hand Out to .al .al Slidhtly Cooled. .99 Editor, - - - JOHN A. MORAN. .st .at .pt Editor, H WEATHER FOR TO-'DAY. SUBSCRIPTION PRICE. l N if Associate, - - - FOR SALE. Sour balls, inquire, JOHNSON ARTHUR. I All my text books, viz.: Two Forums, --C. Carmel g My Pugnacious Spirit, -Forkston Lee. ANNOUNCEMENT. I wish to deny the report going tl1e rounds as to my marriage. I was never married, but when I do get married I'll marry a si11gle girl, if I can. The report has annoyed me considerable, especially in regards to my drag with Miss B. who now chills me cold. Kindly do me justice. Yours truly, WH1TE MILKS. LOCAL BRIEFS. Otto is wearing double-breasted trousers. Skinner was seen in the library last week. Sorber has been sober for two weeks Van Scouten shoved his eye brows. Hicks is suffering from nervous prostration occasioned by his endeavors to get into society. Sharman was badly cut by a co-ed from the Hall a few days ago. His condition is pitiable. A STUDENT DISAPPEARS. A mysterious disappearance of a student that promises to baffie the police occurred last week. Bee arose as usual, and was last seen in company with good spirits, After the criminal law examination he disappeared. It is feared he has gone astray. QLaterj He is on the Lunacy commission. SnIP1'v. . WANTED. Somebody to laugh at my jokes.--JONES. A hustler to collect dues for Junior Class. Big profits. A man to introduce me to some co-eds, will exchange with a knock-down to jail alley debutantes. Inquire, A.W. LANSFORD. A gentle lady to curl n1y hair, one who will enjoy a good home, and appreciate a joke. Inquire, GOLDY. Two crates of lemons for junior banquet. The bigger the lemon the bigger the price. Inquire, BARRETT J. SCRANTON. For Junior Class-brains. Inquire, any member. The Chi1dren's Corner. SPECIAL ron THE LITTLE ONES. Yes, Hartley, I want you to practice every day so that when you grow up you can talk like Bill Gray. But Hartley, don't shake your list at everybody, this means fight to some men, and don't talk too fast, for fear you will get warts on your tongue. Once upon a time a good little boy, called Austin, made up some jokes. He joked them for a few years and then sold them for as good as new. They were chaste and could be used in good society, but he did not know this, so he got stung. Don't you think, my children, it was rude for Portage John to call Grady Fred chesty, when Portage john had a steel band around his head to keep it from wobbling and breaking his neck. QUERY! ' COMING ATTRACTIONS. 'Oh tell me, gentle breezes that round my pathway roar I , I Knhwyeof some hallowed, spot, where students grind nd more, Hank H851 111 Why Girls Leave Home- Some land beneath the sky, some shore far away, , , U , H 'Where free from Tort and Contract, the weary brain may Harris Charlton, in The Ff15kY1Vh'S-.I0hUS0U- play. Hazle Jones and Andrew Forest, in The Sleeping Beauty Where tired students get, H The rest for which they pine, and The Beast- With the opening class at half past ten, And breakfast served at nine, Or better yet, some sweeter clime, Where we can, at midnight, sup, Where no one e'er goes to bed, And no one e'er gets up, Some lone and pleasant dell, in Ten Nights in a Barroomf' Some country in the West, Where the students press the button, Miss Wyoming and Olm John, in Gertrude of Wyoming. And the faculty do the rest. ' ,Miss Holybraclc, in Girls will be Girls. Mr. Fall John, in If Mamma could see Me now. Mr. Valleys and John Ghaun with all star cast of Juniors, AINT IT AWFUL 'I Say, fellows, do you know that they wouldn't give us that new county up our way. Blame mean of them, I say. Why we have plenty of ' dumbsters' up there who are as capable of running '11-Iazel County' as any 'Pottsvilleitesf And I am real mad. Grunber says I should get John L., the great Cor- nishman, to whip them. I almost could do it myself. You know I am one of the 'elite' of the town, even if I donlt read the ' Inquirer! Signed ' Bigelow! 318 1 5 Z .,N':::Q,'fQ': mx , ,Tx is N W I .3 :HEX I ' .gf , 7 X Q Q N il, QW xi WN xii 4 , ' ' u N ffl .uf , . + mu , A QE A iaesammuuuuu ' I I 3 W 11WU!lll'i'2fl! If p 21515539215 ASEE 5.552 ,Ax .iw fsfssag ' , M 'i- -9: ri' - F35 f f .,L. '.... - ---' ods . W ,' ,gf 4114- W J..MP-LW ljfff ' NH il- - if Framing Indictment. QDQSA Zz? Y M Q 1 V I' .gh 1 S ,-,, S ' i.. -, -- -i- b,-, i .:-: , ,,,, Y History of Dickinson Preparatory School. v N THE year 1783, Dickinson Preparatory School had its advent, it being called the Grammar School. When the College went under the control of the Methodist Episcopal church in 1833, it was retained as a part of the institution From the year 1869 until 1877, the school was discontinued, then it was reorganized under the sup- ervision of the faculty. Since this new birth, the school has flourished wonderfully g the attendance has increased greatly g the faculty has been enlarged and the school equipment has been augmented and improved. In the year 1884, South College was set aside for the school's home and it remained so till 1904. In that year, the trustees ofthe College ordered the erection of a new structure on account of the increasing size of the school. Hon. Andrew Carnegie generously donated 164,000 to the institution with which a handsome new structure was built. The new home was called Conway Hall, in honor of Moncure Daniel Conway, L. H. D., of the Class of ,49, at the request of Mr. Carnegie, his friend. 1 Front View-Con way llnll. Greeting. v S THIS is the section of the MICROCOSM which is allotted to Conway Hall to tell of her victories as well as her trials, we have here given our history for you to inspectiaud digest at your leisure. We would not, O ! prosaic and matter-of-fact friend, that in reading our pages you should give every word its literal meaning, nor read every sentence on the surface, for we should not be such monstrosities of vice and wickedness as you might then think us. We have magnified the evil as much as we have depreciated the good. If we have sometimes indulged in that critical and cynical vein, with which students' publications are charged, it has been by the same principle on which one finds fault with whathe loves best-that he desires it to be perfect. Then, with malice toward none, with charity for all, we hand over the manuscript to the printer, with the hope that if it possesses few merits as a literary work, it may at least afford a little information, seasoned by some amusement. We are grateful to Miss Julia Morgan and Mr. Paul J. Bonet for the drawings that appear within these pages, alsolto Messrs. George L, Reed and Daniel L. Jones for contributions to the literary work. EDITOR. 322 l WxLr,1AM Sroucn Hoovmz, Editor. RICHARD S. PATERSON, Manager CONXVAY HALL BOARD. 323 The Faculty. 6 WII.I.IAhi ALBERT HU'fCHISON, A. M., Head Master. CHARLES WESLEY HADDEN, A. B., Master of French and Ger- Jon Born, 1864. Ph. B., Dickinson, 1892, A. M., 1895. Studied at Harvard, Chicago University and University of Pennsyl- vania. Assistant Vice-Principal, Pennington Seminary, 1892-4 and 1896-SQ Principal, East Maine, Seminary, 1898-9, Vice-Principal, Darlington Seminary, 1899-IQOOQ Vice- Principal, Hudson River Institute, 1900-2: Vice-Principal, Syracuse Classical School, 1902-4, Head Master, Conway Hall, 1904- . N LUTHER S1GMuN11, A. M., Vice-Head Master. Born, 1874. A. B., Dickinson, 1898, A. M., 1900. Gradu- ate Student at Columbia University, IQOOQ Department of English, Conway Hall, 1898- . EDMUND JANES PRESBY, A. B., Master of Latin and Oratory. Born, 1878. A. B., Dickinson, IQOIQ Department of Latin and History, Conway Hall, IQOI-3, Latin and Oratory, 1903- . 324 man. Born, 1883. A. B., Colgate, 1906, -l-. B. K.: Depart- ment of French and German, Conway Hall, 1906- . GEORGE IRWVIN CHADVVICK, A. M., Master of History and English. Born, 1881. A. B., Yale, 19045 A. M., IQOSQ ' Department of History and English, Conway Hall, 1906- . HENRY W11.soN GOODRICH, PH. B., Master of Mathematics. Born,-1876. Ph. B., Brown, 19023 Providence Evening School, 1903-4: Washington College, 1904-5, Providence Technical High School, IQO5-6, North Situate, 1906-7, Department of Mathematics, Conway Hall, 1906- . lVlARVIN GARFIELD MASON, A. B., Master of Greek and Latin. Born, 1881. A. B., Dickinson, 1906: Department of Greek and Latin, Conway Hall, 1906- . LVMAN An11o'r'r Gmzow, L1'r'r. B., Master of Science. Born, ISSO. Litt. B., Rutgers, 1906, Department of Math- ematics, Conway Hall, I906- . FACULTY President, Vice-President, Secretary, Treasurer, Historian, Orator, Prophet, . Prophetess, . Presenter, Sergeant-at-Arms, Senior Class-1907. Colors: Black and Ormue. 326 WII.I,IAM STOUGH HOOVER WALTER C. NICKELS . Bnssm MCCULLOUGH . ROBERT L. IMLER RICHARD S. PATERSON . GEORGE L. REED P W. BRUCE STEM . GOLDIE LEAs HARRY W. STOREY . RAY SPOTTS DUM GEORGE IRWIN CHADWICK History of the Senior Class. 0 NCE more the cycle of time has scored a revolution, and Nineteen Seven swings into a new year. It would be impossible for us to enter in detail on our past history, as time and space forbid, so we shall be content with a brief summary. ' V We shall never forget that bright September day of 1906 when, for the Hrst time, we began our labors as a Senior Class. As we stood on the front steps of Conway Hall and gazed upon each other, the thought came to us simultaneously, what shall our class be in life's broad field of battle. We pondered for a while, but could not reach a definite conclusion when we finally solaced ourselves, and concluded that time alone could tell. There was .Bruce Stem on one side, and Ray Spotts Dum on the other, the pious Stewart Nagle, leaning against the sandstone pillar with his eyes upturned to the heavenly regions, and near to his side Harry Storey, the wonder from Johnstown, whose disregard for justice even beamed out of his sparkling eyes. Rankin Caldwell, with his penetrating voice, beautiful manly form, and his well developed habit of worrying over examinations. Alexander stood among us, with bowed head, lamenting that he had no more worlds to conquer. Nowell raised his head as he heard the birds singing merrily in the trees of Mooreland, and little did he think that they foretold of the appetizing preserves which were stored away in I-Iutchie's sanctum. The vagabonds, Seitz and Van Blarcom, were dreaming of the hour when they could feast upon the delicious custards which our noble steward had secluded in the cellar. Woodmansee, the long-haired printer and gifted violinist, was guilty, meditating of the days of Tubal Cain. Then our dear friend, Bottenbach, weeping as he bade farewell to the world for another year. We might go on, but as we are not gifted with the great art of prophesy, we are compelled to leave them to blind Fate. We have gone through the pleasures and sorrows of school life. Last year, when the Seniors, in a spirit of haughtiness, hoisted their banner on a wire connecting two trees on the front C8I11p1lS, we ordered two of our braves to ascend the tree and cnt the wire. They did as they were bidden, and in a remarkably short time the banner of the Class of 1906 lay on the ground. Then the rush began. We seized the Hag and tore it into a thousand shreds. We had so completely routed them that they kept cool all the remaining portion of the year. This year we raised our flag on the top of Conway, and it waved in triumph over the magnificent gift of Andrew Carnegie for its appointed timeg. besides, the Juniors can never say that they snatched it from its lofty position. We conquered our opponents on every occasion, and put them to utter rout although they always had the greater number. 328 4 iq ' H 7 : I I TEV! 'QRW1 ,lx X W-',,!11L :Is l EI EE My + ' a al: a r p A-,N nlif A- 2- N 4-2:2 D X I 'J' , xr' 3, W my g -A, L A 'f -- . - :iw 1 ff 'xxx Cb.-YZZ r' 4- ow -' AY - '01 L4 E X i X lmiwh mm ' ,V - I D n V! n s on -' I jr X W Q - 1 l. - U x fi-. J X V . XE 1 ?,G'f cm, 551 ,flag . 1 ' X A 'V K W . - f gf M lr! A- ' . I I: lv: '?kr1x.ltA,+wl41,Ali.U1bzvmmtyyljiwillliiwwi1IKIIYQW,Wfilmljf A ' A A pf, f f 'u1:1: 1q'r' 2: 1lsii 'J'? ' ',f l2 iffi'i1f'rmfr --wr f W W QTY, 1' 'M T' ifiimjll-'7frQ VWU 1' WW W Q. Jffggj' J YY -jL:7.i.i-:fii??L S :wx N1 ifw 71. We have the proud distinction of being the first class that organized in the Fall term, which was largely due to the untiring efforts of our worthy President. We have set an example which is worthy of emulation by all subse- quent classes. Furthermore, we can boast that we have one of the largest classes that ever' left the portals of Conway Hall. V Now we have come to the last milestone of our journey. We shall either enter higher institutions of learning or combat with the stern battles of human activity. We have begun to work, so let us work hard all the days of our life, for true success is but the fruit of hard work. As a class, our collective history has been completed. The greater race of life now opens before us individually, and as individuals we must run the race. Our preparatory days are over, our course is past, we face a larger sphere of human toil. We pause a moment to gather the inspira- tion which has so often attended us during our school days. We would sojourn longer, but we are beckoned on, and so we go with many fond recollections of a time well spent. Nevertheless, let us keep in remembrance the words of the poet: ,, The boast of heraldry, The pomp of power, And all that beauty, All that wealth e'er gave, , ' Await alike the inevitable hour, V The path of glory leads but to the grave. D HISTORIAN. 330 IRXVIN W. ALEXANDER, Alec, . Willow Hill. Gamma Epsilon Literary Society. How wisdom and folly meet, mix and unite. -Burns. Here, dear reader, we have a conglomerate mass of wit, wisdom and folly. Alec would rather smoke a jinnnie and play baseball than study. A particular bright star in Unc Hirams Physic's Class. A member of the house-breakers gang. Favorite expression : Howdy-do. ' S'rANLr:v BEHNEY, StHI1,'y . . . . . Carlisle. Upsilon Gamma Sigmag Reed Literary Societyg Football Team 1905-6, 1906-'jj Basketball Team IQO6-7: Glee Club. I care not, not I-let the critics go wllistlef'-liurus. Stan is in truth one of nineteen-seveu's sports. Ho always has at horse on the track at the Fairy is a ladies' man and when doing noth- ing else shoots pool,at Lute's. Stan is very much of an athlete, also. He is one of the best half-backs that ever represented Conway on the gridiron, is a great baseball player, and when it comes to basketball, he is the .whole cheese. His aim in life is to become a Doctor of Dental Surgery, but pity anyone who would be so unfortunate as to be a patient of his. When all is said and done, Stan is a good old scout and as harmless as the day is long. Favorite expression : A quick smile. WII,T.IAM D. BOTTGENHACH, tt Botchie, . Carlisle. Reed Literary Societyg Glee Club. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Botchie is a happy Dutchman with a rotund face like a full moon and the smile that wou't come off, which comes from eating Cream of Wheat. He is always smiling and has a good word and a smile for everyone. Favorite expression : How are you -with a smile. 331 IRENE BRIGGS, . . . , Carlisle, Associate Editress Conwayan. The rose is fnirust when 'tis huclding new And hope is brightest when itdawns from fear. -Scutl. O'er English tests I sit and fret And with coherence sorrow 3 Thus many a time my themes I get : Rewrite and bring to-morrow. RANKIN S. CAI.Dwr:r,L. Caldy, . . Harrisburg. Reed Literary Societyg Y. M. C. A. Cabinet. For who can write and speak ns I -lfurns, Caldy is the Prep gardener and always has the campus in A 1 condition. He roomed with llouet, the Cuban, until his dislike for Spanish art mounted to hatred, when they decided to dissolve partner- ship, much to the gratification of both. Rankin thinks that oratory has declined since the days of Calhoun, Clay, Henry, and Webster and that he has been called to restore this gift to its high pedestal. Therefore, in preparation for his great task, he delivers NVebster's Preservation of the Union seventeen times each year. This is his third year. Favorite expression: O, My. RAY S. DUM, Ray, ........., Carlisle, Reed Literary Society, Sergeant-at-Arms 3 Senior Class, Assistant Manager Basehall Team IQO6-7g Football Squad I906-7, Glee Club. I'm a fiddler to my trade -li'nrn.r. Ray is the large man of the class, both in length and breadth. This is acquired in the Moun- tains of Perry County, where Ray spends his summers chopping down trees. Ray makes fre- quent, friendly calls upon Jimmie and accordingly receives a good mark in Latin. Wise boy. All in all, Dum is a good chap. Favorite expression : Why really. 332 HOLDEN S. FEr,'roN, Hold, ..,...... Everett. Kappa Delta Pig Reed Literary Societyg Intersociety Debater, 1905-6, President, Literary Society. Free morn to e'en it's naught but toiling, At baking, roasting, frying, boilirxg.-Burns. Exalted High Carver of 'Meats at Hotel Conway. Hold has been at Conway for three years, and from all indications he is good for three more. He says life is too strenuous here. He recently dropped the Virgil class because it prevented him from indulging in pleasure and play. Has a kodak and snaps many pictures. Rooms on third. Favorite expression: Nothin' Doin'. H.xRvEv Gisn, Cicero, . Middletown. Gamma Epsilon Literary Society. With what a sharp provided wit he reasons.-Slzakerjmare. Cicero is very much an orator and Latin student, hence the name. Wakes up at four in the morning and talks to his chum concerning pre- liminary law exam'. Thinks Sig was a stiff marker and slings the hooks into him. Will sit and argue for six hours straight on a small topic. He and Caldwell run a hot race for oratorical honors. From all reports Cicero has a shade the better of the argument at the present time. Makes many breaks and, in an attempt to rectify them, gets in a hole twice as bad. Is quite a kicker and thinks ill of many a good fellow. Favorite expression: O, lie is no good. GEORGE F. HANNINLS, George, ........ Frankford. Kappa Delta Pig Reed Literary Society: President, Y. M. C. A.: Track Team, 1904-5, I905-6, Associate Editor, Covzwayanp Glee Club. I Nature hath formed strange fellows in her tirne.-Shakespeare. George has blue eyes, light hair and a soft voice. Had a bad case with a certain co-ed for several years, but she gave him a pink slip, since then George has been very despondent. Has a stand-in with Jimmie which accounts for A in Latin. Lucky boy. George and Miss sing duets in Y. M. C. Ai meetings and also do stunts before the footlights. just before going to press we received the news that a certain co-ed had recalled the pink slip. O, foolish, foolish maiden. George's aim in life is to become a D. D., LL. D. Favorite expression: O, Dear. i 333 'Q WII,l.IAM S'rouGH Hoovi-zu, Bill, ...... . West Fairview Vpsilon Gannna Sigma, Gamma Epsilon Literary Society 3 President Gamma Epsilon Lit- erary Society Q President Athletic Association 3 President Senior Classg Dzfleznsonian Cor- respondent Q Sporting Editor of Comuayan 3 Editor-in-Chief MIC11ocosM 3 Glee Club g Chapel Choir. The heights by great men reached and kept Were not attained by sudden llight 1 liut they, while their companions slept, Were toiling' upward in the night, Here is a man that has worked diligently ever since he has entered Conway Hall as a student. His Senior year indeed has been a hard one. Besides his hard school course, he has filled many posi- tions of honor by the grace of the student body, thus showing his great popularity. He is a jolly, good fellow, one who has a kind word for every person with whom he comes in contact. And to be sure he is our able Class President under whose wise guidance we, as a class, have been singularly successful. His hobby is Latin. Many have been the hours that he has pondered over its flowery pages. He is an espe- cial favorite of Professor Presby. His aim is to become a lawyer. We predict him a successful future-the world stands wide open for such as he-and now we leave him to blind fate. ALLEN l'. HORN, Rubie, .... Donalson. Kappa Delta Pig Reed Literary Society g Leader Glee Club. My soul was drunk with love. -lsfvrou. Rubie is a good chap, but, dear friend, he is lost in the realm of love. Dan Cupid has pierced his heart through and through with the slender, golden shafts from his quiver. Each train bears to him one of her love missiles and w're-21e1'sa. In class, he frequently has a vision of a star-lighted sky, a gorgeous moon, a broad veranda, a hammock built for two, a-Oh I so long. Favorite expression: just one girl. ROBERT L. IMLIQR, Bob . ....... Woodbury. Kappa Delta Pig Reed Literary Society, Football Team 1906-7, Track Team 1905-63 Manager Football Team 1906-7 g Treasurer Senior Class. 0, wad some power the giftie gie us To see ourselves as ithers SEE us -ls'1u'nx. Fresh as the day he came to school. Full of kiddish tricks such as putting his pedal appendages on the seat in front of him, snapping his fingers to attract the teacher's attention, answering a question when not called on, and many other things too numerous to mention. When exempt from exams does not fail to let you know it. Expects to become president of the Pennsylvania Railroad. Rooms with jack O'Hrien. Nuff sed. Favorite expression : Not known. ' 334 WII,l.IAhI H. JEF1f1f:R1s, Jeff, . . . . . Coatesville. Gamma Epsilon Literary Society 3 Basketball Team 1906-7. I um content, -,S'llakr.fprure. This small quotation sums up jeff in a few words. He is a go-as-you-please, devil-may-care sort of chap, who takes things as they come and go in a very well satisfied and contented manner. Jeff was one of our basketball heroes. For diversion, he covarts upon the baseball diamond. Although Jeff blew in only at tl1e Winter term, he is well liked and has made many friends. Fav- orite expression : Sure thing. .1 Gomma: Lnlis, . . Carlisle. Prophetess Senior Class. Again thou'lt smile, and blushing shun Some coxcmulms rnillery. - liw-nn. For curling, clust'rii1, chestnut locks, Engross a sight so rarc Why hide so much of that sweet face, Oh, tantalizing hair? Bnssllc McCu1,LoUc:n, Secretary Senior Class. 4' Her eye, ev'n turu'd on empty space Bcmn'd keen with honour. -l:'urn.v. Here is a young girl called B. M., Who doth a day student esteem. She goes to room L And as DUM luck would tell She sees him quite often, I ween. 335 . Carlisle. THOXNIAS MACGREGOR, Mac, .... . Carlisle. Reed Literary Society, Football Squad, I905-6, 1906-7. Was ever man so weary. Mac'l is a big, lazy, lumbering Scotsman. He walks slowly, talks slowly, eats slowly, and when l1e smiles he does it in a slow and dignified manner. He is even too slow to catch cold. Favorite expression: Too slow to have one. JULIA MORGAN, . . . . Carlisle. And still they gazed, and still the wonder grew, Tlmt one small head could carry all she knew 'Tis not always the mighty things, ,To best results amount, But in this life of worldly cares, 'Tis the little things that count. J. S'r1cwAR'r NAGLE, Queen, . . . . Baltimore, Md. Reed Literary Societyg Football Squad, 1906-7, Behold a man of Royal lineage. Queen gained notoriety last year by announcing his relationship with Queen Victoria and the Royal Family. Stewart expects to become a foreign missionary when he completes his college course. He will go among the heathen and tell them of his royal blood. Queen is very conservative concern- ing his contemplated lifework, but this much leaked out. On North Hanover Street dwells a belle whom Queen goes to see quite often, the fact he denies, but circumstantial evidence is against him. His dad comes to visit him frequently. Favorite expression: By -links. 336 1 CARULL Now:-:r.L. DOC. - . .... Greencastle Upsilon Gamma Sigmag Gamma Epsilon Literary Society. What I have done is done. --livron. Doc is a studious young fellow who never flunks. For diversion, he plays baseball and runs. Occasionally, he kicks over the traces and throws things down the hall. or raids some tempting jam But we will forget these things and call Doc a dandy, young fellow. Rooms with Alec. A mem ber of the house-breakers' gang. Favorite expression : O, Gee. XV.xr,'r1':k C. Nxckmcs, Nick, . . . Shippenshurg. Omega Chi 3 Gamma Epsilon Literary Society 3 Vice-Prfsi- dent Senior Class. O, do not slander him, fox he is kind. -Slmkrsprara. Nick is very timid, and frequently in Geometry, while dem- onstrating a theorem, blushes like a young school maiden, when he turns to the professor for his sanction of his Q Nickls J proof. Nick', is by no meansa mean fellow, for when opportunity presents, he will always retaliate hy throwing water or by doing some other trick which is by no means considered a had onien among students. Favorite ex- pression : Has none. f BEULAH O'l'lARA, . .... . . . . Carlisle. Methought I heard a voice cry, Sleep no more. -Sl1ak1',vfuraw'. Here is a young girl from Parlisle. I'm sure she's known by her smile. She walks into school--ah I A most beautiful Beul-ah ! Who to see, one would walk half a mile. ' - 337 ' RICHARD S. PATERSON, Dick, . . ...... Clearfield. Kappa Delta Pig Reed Literary Society: Secretary, Athletic Association, Y. M. C. A. Cabinet, Historian, Senior Class, Associate Editor, Cozzwzzyzwp Artist, MICROCOSNI, 19061 Business Manager, MICROCOSBI, I907Q Track Team, 1905-6, Football Squad, 1906-7. To sum up all, he merry, I advise, And as we're merry, may we still be wise.-ls'urn.v. Dick is a canny Scot and a good old scout. Is quite a ladies' man, and has especial regard for one on Pomfret Street. Pat spends all his spare time and Sundays there, and has never been known to return on time, invariably coming from five to twenty minutes .late. Dick is a telegrapher, and therefore, spends his Summers wrecking trains. One week before the Easter vacation Dick was taken exceedingly ill. He was obliged to remain in bed many weeks, and when at last he was able to leave, it was necessary for him to discontinue school. This, indeed, was a sad blow to both himself and his class- mates, who all had the warmest regard for him. Favorite expression: Ja Wohl. GEORGE L. REED, Dutch, .... Friedensburg. Omega Chi, Reed Literary Societyg President, Reed Literary Societyg Associate Editor, Co2zzvrzyn11,' Orator, Senior Class, P. o. s. A., s. V., 1. 0. A. Lives of great men oft remind us, We can make our lives sublime, And departing leave behind ns , Footprints on the sands of time. George is a dutclnnan from Schuylkill County, although you would not know it until you heard him talk. Dutch is a big-hearted whole-souled old chap who will keep a friend, who is in trouble, any time. He loves to engage in conversation, touching on politics, with his friends. In the Summer he works at anything that pays a fair return for the work rendered. When his school days are over he expects to become Judge of Schuylkill County. Has his trials and tribulations with Jinnnie. Favorite expression: O, de hecks with school, it will come all right. G11.nER'1' SADLER, Rip, . . Idaville. Kappa Delta Pig Reed Literary Society. Silence is more eloquent than words. Rip would, indeed, make a good detective or politician, for he keeps his mouth shut. He has been known to talk several times during his two years' sojourn at Conway, but that only when forced. Would he not have gladdened the heart of Silent Addison ? Favorite expression: Silence. 338 WARRFCN W. Smrz, Cyrus, ........ Trevorton. Kappa Delta Pi 5 Reed Literary Society 3 Vice-President Athletic Association g Relay Team 1905-6 5 Football Team 1906-7 5 Captain Relay Team 1906-7. This should have been a noble CYCRUIYC.U-fJil'P'0lI. The career of Cyrus at Conway is 1904-5, good g IQOS-6, had 3 1906-7, indifferent. lt is fortu- nate he leaves school this year. Cyrus has an abnormally developed propensity for gadding, much tothe discomfiture of several profs. Jimmie now keeps him in a room where he can have a watch- ful eye upon him. Last year he was guilty only once of being caught in his room after 7.30 P. M. Another of Cyrus's failings is the use of the filthy weed. His favorite brand is All Red Scrap, presumably from the size of cartoon. An especial friend CPD of 't Edmund Janes. All in all, Seitz is a good, all-around scout and a friend of all. One of the best men on the track that ever represented Con- way. Favorite expression : By Hen. ANDREW' I-I. SPEIR, Miss, .... Frostbury, Md. Kappa Delta Pi 3 Reed Literary Society 3 Track Team IQOS-61 Glee Club g Chapel Choir. Cupid himself would blush to sec me thus transformed to a lroy. -Sllalcmfneanf. Miss was surely intended for a girl, for he acts like a girl and talks like agirl, but so long as he dresses like a boy, we will let him pass for one. Miss is very fond of music and plays the piano from morning till night and then from night till morning. He sings too, but O, my! that voice would make Pluto turn in his grave. It is simply excruciatingly excruciating, very often sending fellows to the inlirmary. Nevertheless, he amuses himself with it, so let him go. Favorite expression: O, Fudge. BRUCE STEM, Doc, ......... Lemoyne. Upsilon Gamma Sigma Q Gamma Epsilon Literary Society g Associate Editor Conwayan. 4 Where ignorance is bliss Dis folly to be wise, Doc is a happy-go-lucky, free and easy fellow, who likes to shoot pool, play baseball, go to Hiltons, and study OJ sometimes. Doc is contemplating a brilliant stage career in mello-dramatic plays : accordingly, he is a great reader of King Brady, Dick Merriwell, Diamond Dick and The Stand- ard and Vanity Fair. Withall Doc has a big heart and will help a friend in need any time. An old cronie with Lewie Parker. Favorite expression : I'll have the child, for twenty long years, etc, etc. 339 HARRY W. ST-OREV, Buzz, ..... Johnstown. Upsilon Gamma Sigma, Gamma Epsilon Literary Society. H:irk! Hark! already we can hear thy voice. -lsfvrnu. Buzz has one fault, and that one fault is the power to talk your leg off. Beware, O, beware, when Buzz relates his experience in and around the Flood City, for you will not get home till morningl' if he gets the run on you. We have it from a reliable source, and we can well credit it that Buzz took a Grand Prix at the Paris Exposition in igoo for fifty-six consecutive hours of uninterrupted talking. With the exception of this one thing, he is an O. K. chap, liked by all. Favorite expression: They are too numerous to mention. NIARTIN VAN BLARCOM, Van . . . Paterson, N. J. Kappa Delta Pig Gamma Epsilon Literary Society, Editor- in-Chief, C'0nw1zyrm,- Track Team, 1905-6, i9o6-7. Who chose thee for his shadow ? -livron. What is he? So thin, he doesn't cast a shadow. Comes from jersey. the land of mosquitoes, trusts, anarchists and bad sweet potatoc s. He is said to have part interest in the plantation that furnishes the sweets to Conway. Rooms with Dutch. When these two dutch- men begin arguing their relative merits, the briinstone flies. Van expects to become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of New Jersey. I-Iere's good luck to him. Yan is a whole-souled fellow who, to be liked, needs only to be known. Favorite expression: By Dad. PIOXVARD WOODMANSEE, Woodie, Lansdale. Gamma Epsilon Literary Society. Hylfell then: I now do plainly see, this busy world and I shall nc'er agree. -Cnnflfgu 'Woodie and his tobacco are never apart. One week he smokes, the next week he chews. Thus he alternates all year. Spends two hours every day at Cornman's, as printer's devil. Says it takes twelve reputable witnesses to prove any known fact. His favorite interrogation is: How do you know? An expert pool shark, also can bowl the ducks a few. Likes to dance, and play the fiddle. Rooms near Jimmie, and receives some awful scares. Woodie lives near Ex-Gov. Samuel Wiltbank Penny- packer, and coincides with Sam in his dislike for cartoons, therefore, he refused to have his face appear in the MICROCOSBI. 'Tis well, 'tis well, dear reader. You missed nothing. Favorite expression: O, Bullets. 340 Conway Songs. 0 TUNE: Waiting at the Church. There we go, smashing through the line, Smashing through the line, Smashing through the line. They can't hold, they give way every time O, how it does upset them. By and by we'll fool them with a trick, Fool them with a trick, Fool them with a trick. They can't get away to score on us to-day. Conway ! won't let them. TUNE : Waltz me around again Willie. O, waltz them around again Conway Around, around, around. Their backs are so easy, their line is so weezy. O don't let their feet touch the ground. Big Miller is good for Eve yards boys or more 0'Brien and Behney are right here to score, O, waltz them around again Conway, Around, around, around. 341 K , .1 1.15 4i- smMmmwww X Nfl ' W f' Y ., 7 f xx x K N i' ' w?wM ,c5 ' ' U if X ,. --1' 3' ' ' v ' XX ' X' L u Q ff Q X ' -Lx, xx , ww , , X A , , ,ggva svifw' lw fum 1 f f f Y iv ' ,fm Q, WW f t Z 1 l x .fu 2 3 - A X R, MM ' f 7'f1,', , ar 1 'fy' fl ff: j ' N W! 'UW 'Q 7 ' WW Z? If W'--,ww ,4 YJ ,ff fi 21 I if-'ff Nw :ea X ff UV . A g ,X 3, 1 h, f ff Q? Wi N2 J-fvf, ILT:-, yn ' 2. iflftvn 7 ,-fzii f 'V 2 TTZQWE ,--- rf... - i, g Am N' R01311:R'1' N. B14:1f'r1f:M, JAMES IiE12T11:1x1, G11:0Rc:E I'1QT14:RS, MOSFIR GHICR, S'1'ANL1f:v BE11 Niflv, WII,I,I.AhI S. H00v14:R, HARRY A1,111NG19R, Upsilon Gamma Sigma Fraternity. 0 Pennsylvania Beta Chapter. Established 1904. FRATERS IN COLLEGIO. PAUL BARTON, HARRY WH1'1'1e:, BYRON A1,13R1GHT, IRVING PARs0NS, FRATER5 IN SCHOLA. 1907. CARROLL N0w1'21.1., RAv1v10N11 MAN1.14:v, J. THOLIAS BU111N1:1A:R, EDNVARD B. D01,'1'0N, 1908. ANTONE O. IWACKAY, 1909. 343 Bovn TA'r1s. HARRY BRENNMMAN j011N C. Low, NEXVTON L. B0s1.1f:R. HARRY W. STOREY, BRUCE S'r1+t1v1. CAR1. SCI-1110, WA LTER STAUFFER. RIPPEY SHEARER. UPSILON GAMMA SIGMA FRA'I'l'IRNl'l'Y HOLDEN FEIJPON, GEORGE F, HANNING, ALLEN P. HORN, PIARRV G. MANN, Kappa Delta Phi Fraternity. 0 FRATERS IN SCHOLA. 19o7. ROBERT L. IMLER, RICHARD S. PATERS GILBERT S.-xDr.ER, 1908. 1909. HARRY W. CATLIN 345 WARREN W. SEITZ, ON, ANDRENV H. S1-IER, NIARTIN VANBLARCOM GEORGE O'BRIEN. KAPPA DELTA PHI FRATERNITY XVEBSTER B. KUPP, DANIEL A. BRENNEN, S1'nNcx1:R S. CASE, Bxf:R'r E. CROVLE, PAUL DU ROVICK, 'HARRISON TICNNANT, Omega hi Fraternity. 3 FRATERS IN SCHOLA. 1907. GEORGE L. REED. 1908. YVALFORD H ERMAN, WAr.Tr+:R R. HURERT, j. ARTUR KRING, WM. E. LMVTON. 1909. B. LORENZA Lomax, 347 WA r.'1'r:R C. N ICKLPZS, JAMES A. LONGO, BURKE RAILING, XVILLIAM VASRURG, PIQRCV I. BERGEN, HARRY j. WHITEMAN OMEGA CHI FRATERNITY Gamma Epsilon Literary Society. President, . vice-President, . Secretary, . Treasurer, Chaplain, . Sergeant-at-Arms, Editor of Dux Ducum, Clerk, . . Junior Critic, . Senior Critic, HARRY G. MANN, IRNVIN W. 'xLEY.KNDE v . I - R HA1lRY ALDINGER, LORENZO AYMERICK, FRED L. ANDRUS, WILI.IAM BALLIVIAN, ALEXANDER BETANCO PARFIRIO A. BONET, J. THOMAS BUDINOER, DANIEL E. BRENNAN, JOSEPH BORGES, EDWARD B. DALTON, BERT E. CROYLE, URT, 3 OFFICERS. COMMITTEE ON DISCIPLINE. ANTONIQ: O. MACKAY, MEMBERSHIP. XVILLIAM STOUGH HOOVER. . . HARRY G. MANN. . BERT E. CROYLE. MARTIN VAN HLARCOM. . HARRY J. WHITEMAN. . . PASCASIO LORENZO. HOXVARIB L. WOOIDBIANSEIQ. . NIARTIN X7AN BLARCOM. . MARTIN VAN BI.ARcoM. GEORGE I. CHADXVICK, Master. BERT E. CROYLE. GEORGE IRNVIN CIIADXVICK, Master. JOAQUIN CUETO, PAUL DUROVICK, FRED L. GAYTON, HAIQVEX' O. GISH, GUS'1xAVO GUZMAN XVILLIAM S. HOOV ROY HUBERT, I ICR, RAYMOND HICISLISY, DANIEL L. JONES, WM. H. JEIPIPERIS. ARTHUR KRING, WALTER B. KUPP, 349 WILLIAM C. LAWTON, JAMES A. LONGO, JOAQUIN LONOORIA, PASCASIO LORENZO, ANTONE O. MAXCKAY, HARRY G. MANN, WALTER C. NIcRLEs, CARROLL NONVELL, MANUEL PALAEZ, GEORGE PAEY, ALBERT PAEY, KARL K. QUIMBY, ARTHUR QUINTERO, ANGEL QUINTERO, LELON C. REID, VVALTICR STAUEI-AER, BRUCE STEM, CART. A. SCHUO, HARRY W. STOREV, MARTIN VAN BLARCOM WM. VASRURG, VIVIAN WATICINS, HARRY J. YVHITEIXIAN, HIJWAKRD WOODMANS1f:1f3 GAMINIA EPSILON LITERARY SOCUCTY President, , Vice-President, Secretary, Treasurer, . Chaplain, . . Sergeant-at-Arms, Junior Critic, . Senior Critic, . GEORGE F. HANNING, J. S'rEwAR'r NAOLE, A. HS BARRING1-:R, P. J. BEROEN, W. BOTTENBACH, R. S. CALDIVELL, S. S. CASE, Q R. S DUM, J. R. ECKERSLEV, J. FELTON, The Reed Literary Society. W OFFICERS. PROGRAM COMMITTEE. WARREN W. SEITZ, - DISCIPLINE COMMITTEE. JAMES R. I+2c1:ERsr.Ev, MEMBERSHIP. EDMUNIJ JANES PRESIW, Master. 'IX W. MCGREOOR, M. A. MCLANE, II. S. FELTON, G. F. HANNlNI,5, H. C. HARTRANFT, E. A. NIILLER, A. P. HORN, H. C. HARDMAN, L. MARTINEZ, R. L. IMLHR, L. MCANNEV, S. G. XVILSON, J.' S. NAOLE, R. S. PATERSON, G. L. REED, G. SADLER, W. W. SEITZ, F. J. WINEMAN, 351 HOLDEN S. FELTON JAMES R. ECKERSLEY . ROBERT L. IMLER RANRIN S. CALDWELL . J. STEWART NAGLE . HORACE L. JAcOns . GEORGE L. REED EDMUND J. PRESIIV, Master RUIIIERT L. IMLJCR. HORACE L. JABOBS. L. SHARENKOFF, E. H. SHOWACRE A. H. SPEIR, M. P. STOUTE, H. TENNANT, H. THOMPSON, G. A. WILLIAMS, J. WILSON. REED LITERARY SOCIETY FRED T. ANDRUS, W. W. SEITZ, Young Men's Christian e OFFICERS. President, . . . . Vice-President, . Corresponding Secretary, Treasurer, . . ACTIVE MEMBERS. DANIEL L. JONES, Association. GEORGE F. I-IANNINC.. ARTHUR MCLANE. HOLDEN S. FELTON. RICHARD S. PATERSON. A. H. BARRINGER, RANRIN S. CALDWELL, GEORGE I. CHADWICK, GEORGE F. H.-KNNING, CLIFFORD HARDMAN, H. C. HAIQTRIXNFT, ALLEN P. HORN, J. T. BUIJINGER, E. B. DALTON, H. O. GISH, GUSTAVO GUZMAN, H. L. JACOBS, ANTONE O. MACKAY, LORRAINE MCANNEY, ARTHUR MCLANN, J. STEWART NAGLE, RICHARD PATERSON, KARL K. QUIMBV, GEORGE L. REED, G. H. SADLER, ASSOCIATE MEMBERS. ARTHUR KRING, W. E. LANVTON, j. A. LONGO, J. LONGORIA, PASCASIO LORENZO, 353 MAURICE H. C. SIOUTE HOWARD THOMPSON, IWIARTIN VANBLARCOM HARRY J. WHITEMAN, G. A. WILLIAMS, J. A. WILSON, F. JADSON WINEMAN. M. G. MASON, E. A. MILLER, A. K. SPEIR, HARRISON TENNANT, STANLEY WILSON. .wv Y. M. C. A. CABINET Conway Hall Football Team. 0 OFFICERS FOR 1906. Coaches, . . . . HARRY W. SMITH and CHARLES M. SALTER. Manager, .... ROBERT IMLER. Captain, . . . . . HARRY G. IVIANN. Right End, SEITZ, '07, Right Tackle, DUN, '07, Right Guard, MANN-, Captain, '08, Centre, ALDINGFIR, 'oS, Right Halfback, BEHN1+:x', 707, and Bovn, 'oS, Full Back, MILL1+:R, 'oS. TEAM OF 1906. Left End, SHEARHR, 'o9, and IMLFZR, 'o7, Left Tackle, FELTON, 'oS, Left Guard. SHARENKOFF, 'oS, Quarterback, O,BRl'EN, 'oS, Left Halfback, Duizovlcrc, 'o9, and MCLANE, 'og RECORD FOR 1906. October 6 Conway Hall, 17, Harrisburg Technical High School, o. October 27, Conway Hall, og Steelton High School, . 11. November 3, . . Conway Hall IO: Harrisburg High School, . . o. November 7 Conway Hall 45 Mercersburg Academy, 23 November S Conway Hall log College Sophoniores, , o. November 9 Conway Hall, 4, College Freshmen, . o. November io Conway Hall, I4Q Gettysburg, . . o. - Gaines Won, SQ Games Lost, 2. Points scored by Conway, 59, Points scored by Opponents, 34. OFFICERS FOR 1907. Manager, . . . . . . . Er.13Ev.'r A. MILLER, 'oS. Assistant Manager, . . BURNETT O. MCANNEV, 'O9. Captain, . . . GEORGE O'Biz1F.N, 'o8. 355 CONXVAV HALL FOOTB,-K LL TEA M Resume of 1906 Football Season. e I-IE SEASON of 1906 will long be remembered at Conway Hall. When the season opened we had but three of the old team back at school, and our prospects did not look good 5 but a goodly squad turned out daily for practice, and we soon had a splendid team. In Ou' Brien we had one of the best quarter-backs of any school in the country. Although not weighing much over one hundred pounds, he wasla fast and gamey player, a sure tacklerg and a line drop kicker. In every game of the season, save one, he made a drop kick. Conway was extremely fortunate this year in securing such an experienced quarter-back. Behney, at half-back, proved to be all to the cheese and a great tighter. Durovick. the other half, was there with the goods, and never gave up till the whistle blew. Boyd played half in several games, and did good work. The ever-reliable Miller, who played on the line last year, was our star full-back this season. Like a veteran, he played his position. Sure of catching punts, a great kickerg and a magnificent ground gainer, he was indispensable to the team. Seitz and Rip', Shearer made two great ends. Seitz was a good ground gainer around his opposite end, and Rip was great on the forward pass. Bob Imler also did good work at end. Allour line men were good players, especially, Aldinger, the ever-reliable centre, and Mann, the vet of three seasons. From beginning to end the team was a good one. Conway had a longer and harder schedule than formerly, but were very successful. We played such teams as Mercersburg Academy, Steelton High School, Harrisburg High School, Gettysburg and others. Conway scored 59 points to her opponents' 34. A - i 357 RE LAY TEA M President Athletic Association of Conway Hall. 6 . OFFICERS. Vice-President, Secretary, Treasurer, ADVISORY BOARD. GEORGE IRVIN L'HADXVlCK, GEORGJQ lf. BECK. MANAGERS AND ASSISTANTS. Manager of Football, ......, , , Assistant Manager of Football, Manager of Baseball, . Assistant Manager of Baseball, . Manager of Track and Gymn, . . Assistant Manager of Track and Gymn, 359 . YVILLIAINI STOUGH Hoovaxz . VVARREN W. SEITZ RICHARD S. PA'r1rRsoN CHARLES Wiasnxw HADDEN ROBERT I. Ilnlaiu. B. STANLEY BEHNEY. EDGAR H. SHOWACRE. RAY S. DUM. GEORGE O'BRmN. DANIEL L. JONES. Director Leader, Conway Hall Glee Club. 0 OFFICERS. CHARLES W PIXDDEB Mastex . ALI EN P HORN, '07 First Tenors. B. STANLEY BICHNEV, '07, GEORGE F. HANNING, '07, I ANDREW H. SPHIR, 'o7. Second Tenors. First Bassas. Ii1,Br:RT A. RVIILLER, '08, WM. D. BOTTENBAC HOXVARD THOMPSON, '05, RAY S. IJUM, '07, GORDON A. WILLIAMS, '08, WALTER STAUFFER Second Bassas. RAYMOND HEISLEY, '08, XVILLIAM S. HOOVER, '07, Al',I,l41N P. HORN, '07. 360 If, L7, The Conwayan. 0 . In the latter part of the school year IQ05-6, it became the voice of the student body to have an exclusive school publication. Accordingly, a committee was appointed from both the Reed and Gamma Epsilon Literary Societies to formulate plans for the beginning of the paper. The Corzwayan was the result. It is published on the twenty-eighth of each month. The editor-in-chief and manager-in-chief alternate each year between the two societies. EDITORIAL STAFF. Editor-in-Chief, MARTIN VAN BLARCOM, 'O7. ASSOCIATE EDITORS. Literary, , -.... . . GEORGE L. REED, '07, Athletics, . VVILLIAM STOUGH HoovER, 'O7. Our Girls, . . IRENE Biucos, 'o7. Religious, . GEORGE L. HANNING, '07, Current Events, . . W. BRUCE STEM, 'o7. Social and Personal, . RICHARD S. PATERSON, '07. jesters Corner. . - -.., , BERT E. CROYLE, 'o8. BUSINESS MANAGER. HOI.DEN S. FELTON, 'o7. ASSISTANT MANAGER. HARRY G. MANN, '08, 361 THE CONXVAYAN HOAR D Declamatory Contest. Conway Hall Chapel. Monday Afternoon. May 28th. 1906. 6 PROGRAM. Presiding Officer, . . . . Head Master, W1r,r,1AM A. HUTCHISON Preservation of the Union, ..... Webslcr RANKIN Cnnmvrcnr., Harrisburg. Spartacus to the Gladiators, ..... Anonymous VICTOR JOHNSON, South Bend, Wash. Independence of Cuba, ...... TAW7'-V011 J. NIERVIN KINARD, Wriglitsville. Wendell Phillips at Faneuil Hail, .... . Curtis PQRANK S'rr:1zr,MAN, Asbury Park, N. J. I First Revolution ofthe Heavens, ..... Phillips. MAIITIN VAN BLARCOM, Paterson, N. J. JUDGES. DR, W, P, SHRINER, REV. H. B. STOCK, DR B. F. EMRICK. First Prize, J, IWERVIN KINAliI1. .. Second Prize, VICTOR JOHNSON. A Gold Medal, the Hrst prize, was given by JOHN IJNDNIER of Carlisle. The second prize, Five Dollars in Gold, was given by MRS. W. A. HUTCHISON. 363 Grand and Exalted Order of Owls. Founded in l907. in the subterranean Vault of Conway. by those men interested in ardumentative debate. 0 Place of meeting: Lavatory: Time: From ll P. M. till morning. Motto: If you can't sling hot air, stay away. Meetings, Entirely sub rosa, OFFICERS. , Grand Exalted Settler of Disputes, . . . Grand Swayer of Argument, . Grand High Intervener, . Grand Custodian ofthe Pax-tal, Grand Knight, . . . Grand Apostle, , . Grand Advancer of Argument, Grand Interpreter. . Grand High Postmaster, . . . . . . . . Grand Harasser and Persecutor, . . . . . . . DANIEL EDWARD BRIQNNEN HOWARD XVOODMANSEN 1'IARRY W. STOREY HARRISON TICNNANT . PAUI. DUROVICK . WM. H. JIf1fFERIIs:s . EDXVARD B. DoI.'roN, JR WILLIAM BALLIMAN . . BERT E. CRox'I.I4: EDMUND JAMES l'RIfsBx' Assistants to the Grand Harasser and Persecntor, . . MARVIN G. MASON, HENRY W. GooDRIc1I, GEORGE I. CI-IADWICK Penalty when apprehended : Fifteen lashes or thirty hours, first offense. Exiled and Ostracised, second offense. 304 Founded at Conway Hall. 1905, by the Mouuls. A change of Performance is Guaranteed every Three months Slogon, Merrily We Roll Along. Dramatis Personae, June, 1905. .Dramatis Personae. June. 1906. W. A. HUTCHISON. L. SIGMUND, . . E. CRAVER, T. L. PIOOVRR, . E. J. PREs1xv,. P. E. TOMKINSON. L. W. JOHNSON, M. Wl'ZATHP2RllY, . J . F Dramatis W. A HUTCHISON, J. L. SIGMUND, . E. J. Paxftsnv, . C. W. HADDEN, G. H. W. SMITH, C. M. SALTER M. G. NIASON, Star Actor. Ass't Star Actor. A Modern Hercules. A Happy German. A Proud Cicero. . A Latter-Day Euclid. . An American McAuley. . A Disciple of Franklin. Personae, September, 1906. Star Actor. Ass't Star Actor. A Proud Cicero. I. CHADWICK, . The Siamese Twins. . . . None Such. A Detective, after Smokers. A Live Teacher of a Dead Language. h Dramatis Personae, W. A. I-IUTCHISON. . . . . E. J. Pansnv, C. W. HADDFIN, G. I. CHADWICK, CHAS. L. SWIFT, . L. A. JEROW, . M. G. MASON, G. A. KLINE. J W. F. SHENTON, B. B. Boss, J W. A. HUTCHISON, J. L. SIGMUND, . R. D. STEVANS, T. L. Hoovmz, E. J. PRI-zsnv, . H. W. SMITH, L. W. JOHNSON, W. H. RODGERS, . . Star Actor Ass't Star Actor A Foxy Sport . An Obeisant Monseur A Vain Caesar . Asper Agricola . A Motley A Happy-go-Lucky Chap Dramatis Personae, January. 1907. W. A. HUTCHISON, J. L. SIGMUND, . E. J. Pulesnv, . C. W. HADDEN, G. H. W. Goomucn, I.. A Jnaow, . M. G. MASON, April, 1907. . Star Actor. . Ass't Star Actor. The Star Athletes and Up-to-Date Sports. . A War Correspondent. A Dandy Fellow. . . A Live Teacher Of a Dead Language. . Scene Shifters and Stage Hands. . Star Actor Ass't Star Actor Ever a Vain Caesar I. CHADXVICK, . The Siamese Twins . . A Green Mountain Enigma . A Good Scout . A Live Teacher of a Dead Language .- 4 ,. tems -Y 3' . ff .LJ I ia ' - fl! , vf' ,if , v -.,U.'7j!uZ,..':' i 0 .. , , 7 ' .,--J ', I ' l i i I Bust-Moncurc D. Conway. Thanatopsis. Cllevised Additiond O YOU, who get a see me and go to hold communion with Jim Presby, he speaks in various ways 5 for your awful deeds he has a voice of gladness and a smile and abundance of demeritsg then when he knocks at your door with a soft and gentle tap, put away your pipe and open the window. When thoughts of a late half hour come like a blight o'er thy soul, and sad images of the stern agency of study hall, of straight- backed chairs and watchful prof make thee to shudder and grow sick at heart-go forth to Lute Halberts, and roll a game or two- Hutchie then comes round and in an awe- inspiring voice exclaims: Yet a few days and thee, the students of Conway Hall, shall see no more, for thy demerets have run up to twenty-five and those that sent thee have been notified to take thee back to the place thou camest from. Soon lost, each human trace will beg for thou art gone to be a brother in exile to Fat H Bilger and to the naughty Cuban who was wont to haze an place the mark of recog- nition on his chum. The gay will laugh when thou art gone 3 and the sturdy preachers still plod on, and many as before will throw things down the hallsg but they'l1 be caught, and will come and share thy fate with thee. The youth, like Nutty Gayton, and he who is in the full strength of his years, the fresh young babe, McAnney, and the grey haired man, like little Hnmbert, shall one by one be gathered to thy side through the earnest efforts of the faculty. So live that when the summons comes to join that innumerable bunch, that ever does increase, that thou shalt not go without having had thy moneys worth. But end it all by breaking every rule, and then take thy suit- case and hie thee away as one who has accomplished much. - 366 Quotations. e THB CHO1R.- MR. GEROW.- Indeed he is a good fellow. If David, when his toils were ended, MR, SWIFT... Had heard these blackheads sing before him, H . I , To us his psalms had ne'er descended, Ellstlzqfia wif lggg andalallgglfqd lean' In furious mood he would have tore 'em. L y g We S ' ' THE SENIOR Cr.Ass.- STUDENTS- The way is long and dreary, GISH.- Here comes the orator with his fiood of words The path is bleak and bare, and his drop of reason. Our feet are worn and weary, , , H . ' A. ,, But we will notydespairf, WO0DMAIsSEE.- Much study is weaiiness to the flesh. FRY. - God knows Yxn not the thing I should be. THE FACULTY. . 1 H , H WILLIAMS.- Wiser in his own conceit than seven men PRo14ESSoR HUTCHIsoN.-- Hail to thee, noble master. that can render a reaswgw MR. SIGMUND.- WA'fKINS.- The friend of man, the friend of truth, -1 pm, pm thure' The friend of age, the friend of youth 3 1 Stick uly nose in everywhere-H Few hearts like his with nature warmed, A i K K. A H , , , H Few heads with knowledge so informedyf 1'RY5INL1I:R il'.VANS.- Nothing will come of nothing. MR. PRESBYD- TENNANT.- Not dead, but sleeping. judge not 5 the workings of his brain ALDINGER.- A fatted calf. ' ll A And of his heart thou canst not see' JACOBS.- To lengthen thy life, shorten thy meals. MR. MASON.- A stalwart form ' a massive head' a firm determined face. i i , EVANS M . , T E S ESF TW NS Be wise with speed 5 H IAM . I .- A fool at forty is a fool indeed. H The bond that links our Souls together' PARVER - Hoi' fluent non s n se trickl f n lis Will it last through stormy weather? tongue ,f ' ' e es ro I 1 MF' GOODRICH -, , SEITZ.- That fellow seems to me to possess but one idea, Not all the punnce of the polished town and than a Wrong one-lv Can smooth the roughness of the barnyard down. 367 Affairs, Both Great and Small. SEPTEMBER. 13.-Fellows arrive. Freshies like the campus. It har- monizes so well with them. Paterson gets busy with the co-eds. I 14.-First classes. Lessons assigned. Hutchie makes himself clear to the new students. The old ones are wise. K. 1 P 2 , Main Entrance-Conway Hall. I 15.- Nothin' doin'. Students shoot up the burg. D 16.-Sabbath Day. Everybody to church. Freshies take lh Lindner Park in P. M. I7. Grinding begins. Seitz decidessto swear off this year. IS. Bilger informs fellows that Clearfield is the real dig- gins. Hot air. 19. Eckersley caught smoking. Three Saturday morn- ings eight to ten. First offense. zo. First week of school. - Otto says : It appears evident and plausible to my mind that College has been in progress for several months. 21. Fish and pie for dinner. 22. Y. M. C. A. reception. Fellows meet the new co-eds. Great time. Woodrnansee takes Miss B. Still home. 23.-EVETQ' body but Seitz goes to church. Paterson spends the day opposite the Hen-roost. 24.-Blue Monday. 25. Nagle informs new students concerning his relation- ship QPJ to Queen Victoria. 26.-Ice-cream night. 27.-All out to the fair. Red lemonade. Pop corn. Pretty girls and fakirs. Story bet ten cents on a horse and lost. Could not study all evening. 23.-Conway Hall severs its relations with Dickinson Col- lege Athletic Association. Shirt tail parade at midnight. Jimmie, Cassie, None Such and Charlie, all on the war path. None Such and Mann have a run in. Every- body gets two hours in S. H. 29. All the shirt tailers in S. H. Hoover spends his time reading the morning paper much to the Profs disgust. First issue of Conzuayan published. 30. Everybody goes to church, except Seitz and Jacobs. The fellows do Mt. Holley. OCTOBER. I.-Stem becomes dramatic. Been reading Diamond Dick. Consider the source. 2.-Parker arrives at school. By reports he had a hard time leaving her. 3.- Van makes his first recitation of the term. Book room duties pressing. Tom Thumb takes in the Capital City. 4.-No school. Everybody down to Harrisburg to see Teddy and the dedication of the Capital. - 5.-Everybody fiunked. 6.-We captured our first football scalp of the season. Conway, 17: Harrisburg Technical High School, o. Out till 10.15 P. M. Peterson five minutes late. Timmie excuses him as he knows how it is to break away. 7.-Everybody attends church except Seitz, Jacobs, and Tennant. Number increasing. 8.-Blue Monday. 9.-Professor Hadden jumps on Gayton for sleeping in German Class. 11.-Eckersley caught smoking. Second offense. I2 - Jimmie reads list of fellows due for Study Hall. Number has increased since last week. Fellows attend recep- tion in Methodist Church. Some get to wrong place and land in Halberts. 13.- Nothin' doin' 'cept S. H. 14.--Everybody to church except Seitz, Jacobs, Tennant, and Dalton. One more added to the reprobates. Too bad. IS.-H Fry and Busy Mike have a LIGHT argument at midnight. Busy Mike wins out. Hoover hears him coming and hits the bed P. D. Q. 16.-Hutch has a clue concerning the church absentees and makes himself clear as touching the matter. 17-A bold and daring hold-up and robbery in the book room by V. B. 18.-Nickles strolls out toward the fair grounds. 19. Caldwell delivers his chestnut, Preservation of the Union. Profs. Hadden, Mason. Salter, Smith, and Chadwick, hold a smoker at the rear end of Conway Hall, about I2.3O A. M. Celebrating Sn1ith's departure, no doubt. Sherlock Holmes was on his job to-night, dear Profs. zo.-Prof. Smith leaves school. Sorry. Study Hall for some 3 Tennis for some 5 Girls for some. Variety is the spice of Life. 21.-Everybody attends church, including Seitz, Jacobs, Tennant, and Dalton, accompanied by a Prof. Causes great excitement in Old Bellaire. 22.-BLUE MONDAY. 1 23.-Mann bets Woodmansee a plug of Newsboy against a nickel that Emery will be elected gonernor. 24.-Williams informs the fellows that lie is an important QD personage. Great fear and trembling among the freshmen. 25.-Everybody practicing songs for Steelton game. 26'l I K ll Ll ll Il if 27.-COIIWHY, og Steelton, 1o. And then it rained. 28.-Everybody goes to the sanctuary, including the four reprobates. 29.-Blau Montag. 30 -Eckersley caught smoking. Third offense. Blow out at Boiling Springs. NOVEMBER. 1.-Parker leaves school, can't resist the blue eyes at Atlantic City. 2.--Gish waxes Oratorical in Literary Society. 3.-Football, Conway, IO: Harrisburg High School, o. All out till 10.15. 4.-Everybody Happy. 5.-Fellows attend the political meetings. Free car fare, free cigars, free lunch, free firewaterg and free-for-all fights. Bllgenmakes a daring escape down the iron staircase on the East side of Conway. Unintentionally meets several Profs. 6.-Election day. Stuart elected Governor. Woodmansee happy. Won a plug of Newsboy. Hoover goes to Harrisburg to get the returns. 7.-Football team and rooters goto Mercersburg. Score, 23-4. Conway on the quartette end. 8.-Football, Conway, IO, College Sophomores, o. 9.-Football, Conway, 4, College Freshmen, o. ' 1o.-Football, Conway, I4, Gettysburg, o. Great doins. All out, you bet. 11.--Opening of the week of prayer. l .135-Bigler takes a trip to Clearfield for his health at the instigation of the Moguls I4.-W0Odl6,, and Kiram have a great mathematical argument in Algebra class. I5.-Van Blarcom becomes poetical : T'was out in the wilds of Jersey That I and my brother Bill Worked as beats in a bookstore Up on yonder hill. 16.-Van Blarcom gets S. H. No wonder. I7.-Dalton announces his intention of publishing a book in the near future, entitled, A Hungry Man's Dream, or 9' A Leap for a Sandwitchf' IS.-TWO fellows cut church. 19.-Dr. Hutchison gets three clues, all at one time. If I had the mind to, and time, I could trace out the guilty one's. 20,-The faculty reception which was to have been held this evening was postponed. Cause: The faculty is broke. Great disappointment. 21.- Jimmie sees fire drop past a chapel window, and Stein gets three weeks for smoking. Great piece of detective work. , 22.-Behney loses a quarter at Gute's. One week till Thanksgiving. 23.-All's well. , 26.- Hutchie lectures in chapel. Freshies tremble. 27.-Fellows quit grinding. Think of Turka. 28.-School over at noon. Fellows vamoose. Some love it and remain. 29 -Thanksgiving Day. First good meal of the year. Fry eats of it. Wonder why? Dick spends evening on Pomfret street. 30.-Everybody 'appy. No school. DECEMBER. I.-Fellow celebrate. Several fall off the street sprinkler. 2.-All GJ to church. 3.-Fellows who were home, return. 4.- When it comes to baseball I am the real thing - Case. ' 5.-Lawton cut prayer service. Down to his Grand- mothers GJ. 6.- Eck and Van caught smoking. Nothing ne 1. They expect prizes. 37 O 7.- Hiram explains ah sub one to the Algebra class and the fellows have convulsions. Thereupon they are told to keep their feet on the floor. S.-Stauffer receives an offer from Yale-when Dick meets with an accident-but declines. IO.-'SSIIOI' Gustavo Guzman, of Merida, Yucatan, Mexico, makes himself conspicuous with a checkerboard suit. 11.--The Chair makes its appearance in chapel. Greeted . with prolonged applause. 12.-O'Brien catches the spirit from Van, and so the following is the result : fTUNE :- '1'ammany. J Facultee -- Facultee -- Your blue penals can't be beat They will flunk out any sheet. Facultee 1 Facultee -- Flunk 'em ! Bust 'em, that's the custom, Fac-ul-tee.-. Copyright, 1906. All rights reserved. 13. Fellows begin to commence to think of Christmas vacation. 14.-Budinger has a feed: Turkey, plum pudding, etc. Profs invited and help to eat. Big time. 15.-Spirit waning. I6.-Speir and Hanning sing in Y. M. C. A. Several fel- lows go to inlirmary. 17.-Schedule announced. IS.-Fellows cramming to beat the band. Lucky ones skidoo. 19.-Exams! 20.'-EX?lIllSi Jimmie Hunks everybody in Cicero, except several favorites. Diabolical ingenuity. That. 21.-Exams! A horse! ahorse! a horse, my kingdom for a horse. JANUARY. 8.-One by one fellows return. Not much doin'. Too much turkey, plum pudding, good time and 1- GJ. 9.-Tables cut in two in dining hall. Quite the thing. Seniors in charge. io.-Price of smokes goes up. Five for firstg six for second: seven for thirdg vamoose for fourth. Eck hears of advance in price, so does not return to school. just as well. il. jones takes a bath in Mrs. Leas's apartments. Nerve ! Consider the source. 12.--S Hall begins operation. Many attend by special invitation. 13. SUNDAY Ol. 14.-Whiteman reports attendance to A. M. E. Church, thereby bringing upon his head the wrath of H. M. The great and only Lafayette in town. Fellows attend. 15,-Governor Stuart inaugurated at Harrisburg. 17.-- Lab key takes wings to regions unknown. Several suspects, but no arrests. 18.-The Owls hold a spirited debate in the subterranean vault from II P. M. till 4 A. M. 19.--Nagle ill. No morning mail comes to Conway. Great fall of earthenware in the halls. Profs on the warpath. No one pinched. 2I.- I-Iutchie gives theory of squaring a circle, in Geometry class. 22.-MOTS bric-a-brac broken. No clues 23.-Skid00. 24.-Little Brown jug in Imler's room. 26. -The faculty gives a stunt in chapel for the fellows. All hands out. Fine affair. Night Owl's discuss till three in the morning concerning it. 27.-Everybody goes to church. 28.-Great stunts on third Hoor. Missils of all kinds go whirling through the air. Tin cans, bottles, ink wells, china and what not. jones and Nowell stung. I5 marks and S. H. 29.-Investigation of last night's doin's by the Moguls. 30.-Place: chapel: Time: 7.30 P. M.g Blest be the tie that binds. 31.-Day of prayer for colleges. Dr. J. Wesley Hill, of Brooklyn. delivers the sermon in Allison Memorial Methodist Episcopal Church. FEBRUARY. I.-Great mystery who put the iron rod in Tubby Ald- inger's bed? He vows vengance if etc.-- - - - - -- I 2.-Reception in S. H. First floor. Many attend uillingly and unwillingly. 3.-All is well. Sunday. 4.-Gish explains to English class who General Gage is. 5.-Stauffer informs the English class that the point directly above the earth is the equinox. Night Owls raided by Jimmie Red Tannant and Mac are stung. E. B. Jr. and Tombstone escape. 6.-Dr. Hutchison informs Stem he would need a memory like a tar barrel to remember all theorems in Geometry. Mr. Sayford gives an interesting and instructive talk in chapel. 7.-The mystery of the third floor, or who nailed shut Dalton's door? The mystery of the fourth floor, or who tied Hiram in Speirs's room? Nagle and Caldwell hire a mule and go sleighing. S.- Hutchie gives a lecture in chapel concerning loaf- ing in pool rooms. He has a clue in regard to the matter. Dick and Bill go to Shippensburg to attend a stunt. Who' is fixing this Automobile ? io.-Very cold weather. Several cut church. II.- Vas you ever in Zeenzinate P I2.-Edlllund J. mails 11is wife a valentine. Disguises the handwriting. She wonders much. 13.-Dalton gets patriotic and flies a large UQ American fiag from his window. Seaught goes to sleep in Geometry class, thereupon he is jumped on by the H. M. 14.-Great excitement around the building. Tubby purchases a pack of tobacco. 15.-Study Hall list read in Dining Hall. 18.-Lewie Parker nearly drowns while skating at the Indian School. I was saved from my precarious condition by the prompt and heroic action of several witnesses of the mishap says Lewis 19.- Cnaddie falls asleep in the dining room. Forgets the mail. 20.-Manley fat dining tablel 1 I play solitaire in the evenings. Gish: Who do you play with ? 21.-New fellow blows in. Unable to secure non-de-plume. 22.-No school. Birthington's Washdayl' 24.-One and all attend the several churches of the burg. ' 25.-The Owls have a spirited discussion at II P. M. Nearly get pinched. 26.-Someone sets fire to a flashlight powder in front of Hiram's door. He receives a great shock. ' 27.-Hiram gets mixed up with vaseline on Dalton's door,- knob. 28,-The last day of the abbreviated month. IVIARCH. I.- Hiram moves to second fioor. Can't stand the strenous life on the third. 2.- Jerry moves to third floor. Takes Hiram's place. 3 -Spanish students put a trade-mark on the Paey Bros. Razors are drawn, etc. Big doin's. 4.-Betancourt takes a vacation of four weeks. Cause: Lavish use of ink. 5 -Fellows out practicing baseball. Hiram gives Stem a pink slip in Physics. 6.-Conway defeats College Freshmen in basketball. 7.-Nickles gets chucked from Physics class. 8.- Hutchi fin G:-ometryl, What is a parallelogram ? Parker : A four sided figure with all its sides parallel. Io.-Fellows stay in. Big snow storm. 11.-Uncle Hiram leaves school. He was a disciple of Chas. Wagner so could not stand Roosevelt's principle. I2 -Presby, to girls in Virgil class who are talking a great deal. The cackling of geese saved Rome once, but Rome is not now in danger. I3.-'l Blest be the tie that binds. ' 15.-The first bunch of Seniors give Declamations in Chapel Hall. MacGregor waxes eloquent. 16.-S. H. full. 17.-Williams 'gets chesty. 18 -First day of last week of advanced work. Fellows think of exams and Easter. I9.-Stem in demonstrating a theorem in Geometry, cir- cumcxses a circle. 20.-Vice Head Master Sigmund leaves school to accept a position with a New York book concern. Every body sorry to see him go, but wishes him the best of success in his new work. 22.-Declamations are given in tl1e chapel by the Seniors. Conway loses to Gettysburg Prep in basketball. Dr. john Watson lectures in opera house. 23.-Hadden bows to an imaginary man at Dining Hall door. 24.- Red, Alec and Nowell make a raid on Mrs. Hutchison's preserves. Chaddy stings them in the act. 25.- Hutchie l' makes himself clear to last night s raiders. Duroviek takes a pleasure trip of four weeks. 26.-MacKay elected captain of baseball team and Seitz of track team for the season of 1906-7. 27.-Exams I Did I pass or did I not pass? Hey? 28.-Evams l l Vacasion till April 2nd, APRIL. 2.-Fellows return from vacation. Seitz takes a two weeks' trip for his health. Too much pie. Dean Swift the new Prof. here to fill the chair of English. Presby in Virgil- I am the pitcher in this game. Dum- I am the umpire. ' 3.-Caldwell assists Jimmie in Latin class to unravel a diflicult construction. A lot of fellows cut class to attend Mercersburg-Indian game. H. M. jumps them. . 4.-Fellows attend Indian School Commencement Exer- cises. 5.- Hutchie junior gets ducked for throwing stones. 7.-Snow, rain, sleet, and hail. Winter has not yet de- parted. 8.-A great mystery in chapel. Who cut the string, that allowed the apple to drop so precipitately upon I-Iutchie's desk? 9.-H. M. gets some clues H concerning yesterday! exploit in Chapel Hall? Jones becomes very ill from an over- dose of the weed. IO -Very busy. Can't take any notes. II - If ever there should be a flood, For refuge hither fly, - Tho' all the world should be submerged This book you'll still find dry. fDedicated to Geometry by Case and Hoover.j 12.-Stem, Jefferies, Kupp, Manley, Brennen and Storey get a skidoo slip from the training table. Too many late hours. ' 13.- Dutch and Case play a series of checkers consist- ing of five games for the drinks at Hilton's. 15.-Behney goes fishing for trout and doesn't get a bite. 16.-Boyd drinks nine glasses of water at lunch. 17.-Hutchie makes a speech in chapel as touching the matter of cutting classes. 18.-Stem tells Dean Swift he uses too many large words in English class. Good enough. 19.-All material goes to printers. Lebt Wohl ! gg?-4.T,,,fa 5 -' T52-51 Q4-QTQSNF OV f- rv- .. 5 5 QW ' 22 J mil we '4N 11f.1m, XA X 'f sv' wwf -'a .gh --L f I NX 'NIU W ff M A w x HHN -UM ,uf X' X -f M ., ff 'O UA IQ4 ' W X. 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A striking man-the pugilist, Freshman posters-members of the Junior class. Clothingi if gp gig Furnishing Goods sig gcgiif-ed and YOUNG HEHS MEN. Jacob Reed's Sons, 1424-1426 Chestnut Street, Philadelphia. The Vt What would you do with a HAr,r.o-w1f:LL? I think I would FILL-ER Uncle Noah Pinkney HalbCft,S Grocery, carries a full line of things that are good for your stomach's Slvdenfs Hfadquaffm fo' Sake' Coal Oil, Cakes, Fruit, Cigars, Tobacco, Etc., Meet me at the Cale. Q TRY-l- , J. P. BIXICY 61 Sons, GLOSS, E5 ...l1aarnmare... 5 E. Lourher sneer, CARLISLE, PA. 2 East Main Sheet' CARI-15'-E' PA- Satisfaction Guaranteed. L. C. LESI-IER, Qlailnzx... .1..--T.--- Popular Prices Z7 West High Street, CARLISLE, PA What would you do with a BACON? I would likely SALT-KR XVIII Where will Samuel LAND-IS? Probably near DAVEN-PORT. Garments Made by Established 1887 . .Weidler Sl Son, ...willeerchant Qliailursu.. W. O. WEIDLER. - - - - t I L' A. WEIDLER. First class m every de an We carry the Largest Stock of A 0 A O N E EHOTOGRAPHER- Views of coll:-ge buildings and new panoramic view of campus Nlen's Fashionable Footwear . . I8 W. High St, CARLISLE, PA. in Carlisle. Call and see our styles before you make your purchases. GO TO C. W. STROHM, ---H BRO Nui- ...i2Bari1er... I3 S. Hanover Street, CARLISLE, PA. 106 S. Hanover St., CARLISLE, PA. HCW IIIUCII did TU V1N? Ten bones. But now he isn't worth a SHILLING. xix And Rahab slid down the rope -Micheals. Greetings to 1907. COTRELL 81 LEONARD, C ' C Wholesale Makers ol THE CAPS AND GOWNS To the American Colleges and Universities. To-Dickinson, University of High-grade Book, Commercial and Society Pennsylvania, Columbia, 1 Yale, Harvard, University . . . . . intercollegiate Bureau of of Chicago, Lehigh, Academic Costume. Princeton, ' - Bryn Mawr, University of Illustrated California, and the others. Bulletin, Saniples, etc, I . P0 HP 1'Cf '0 - i . l3O W. l-hgh Street, Carlisle, Pa ALBANY, N. Y. zzfmberfmwf Wrzzffey s7?a2f?r0z2fd C2020 DIRECT LINE TO ALL POINTS. Through tickets to and from all points on the Pennsylvania Railroad System and to points south of Hagerstown on the Norfolk 8: Western Railroad and its southern connections. Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars daily between New Northeast' York and Knoxvil'e, Tenn., and between Philadelphia and Welch, West Southwest Va. For time of trains and rates, inquire of local Ticket Agents, or address ' the undersigned. J H. A. RIDDLE, General Passenger Agenl. J Twelve Trains in Each Direction Between , U I CARLISLE AND I-IARRISBURG. There swims no goose so gray, but soon or late she finds some honest gander for her mate -Misa Galley. XX ' What would you do with a leaky HULL? I suppose I would immediately PORT-ER. 1 D Q Q fi ickinsnn ullege. N QD gg J FOUNDED l783. ' I25th Year will Open September IZ, I907. DEPARTMENTS : CLASSICAL, SCIENTIFIC. PHILOSOPHICAL, LATIN-SCIENTIFIC AND MEDICAL PREPARATORY COURSES. each of Four Years. OMPLETELY equipped Gymnasium with Athletic Field. Many Prizes. All is X buildings Heated by Steam Elegant new Hall for women. Expenses reason- able Law Electives allowed in unror and Senior years. .. I For Catalogue and further informaiiion, address, GEO. EDWARD REED, President, CARLISLE, PA. What would you do if you were short of BUNT1 P 131 buy augther VARD, Did Penteade pay his BILL? No! He hadn't the PRICE. Facilities for Quiclc and Thorough Preparation. Q Q 0 Q flareparatoryl prepares for Technical Schools and Colleges. O. fx- Prepares for any College. Handsome New Buildings. Steam Heat and Electric Light. A Corpse of Experienced Teachers. A Thoroughly Homelilce Boarding School. . College Libraries. - Expenses Moderate. Reading Rooms. Open to Both Sexes. I, Gymnasium, Athletic Field, accessible Special Oversight Provided. to all students. For Catalogue and lull information, address, 'C-EO. EDWARD REED, W. A41-IUTCHINSON, President Dickinson College. Head Master Conway Hall. CARLISLE, PA. Do you know how fast Cum-RAN P They say MA-c IN-TIRE him out. 1 Wouldn't Raymond READ? No ! But UNDER-VVOOD. l Carnations. R N U Palms, Feggrs, Simlax, All the fHlT10US VRl'iCfiCS NY. Decorations for in colors. Weddings, ...l ' l...... D' , Plants' Qlbmce Qliut flowers Rgggggfms Choice varieties in palms and and all blooming plants. Funjgiltcgiiiigns L. H. MOORE, Proprietor. The Bolton, J. H. 8: . S. BUTTERWORTH, N Proprietors. Harrisburg, Pa. Williamsport, Pa. Rates, 82.50 Per Day and up. What would You do with 3 PLANK? I'd HALL it away and MILL-ER. xxiii . D Q -B FOUNDED IB34. REVIVED 1890. Kxrlqlie Dickinson School of Law. T U i Q X I A -X? Q:...f5 Graduates Exceptionally Successful in Supreme Court Bar Examinations. For information, address Practice Systematically Taught. Dean, Facul of Eigh . ty r CARLISLE, PA CAREFULLY TAILORED. GOOD CLOTH. WELL TRIMMED H. B. SIPE, ....Tailor.... GUARANTEED TO FIT. 46 W. HIGH STREET xk-GV SATISFACTORY JOB PRINTING Xxeqva er S110 ATTHE ri W. C. STUART, 6' i SENTINEL OFFICE i 32 N. HANOVER STREET, CARLISLE' PA' Rear of Court House. XXV Caps and Gowns. K l W Lowest Prices for Best Material and J X Workmanship. . I . ffffgff 1 Faculty Ggwns and Hoods, Furnaces, Stoves and Jobbmg S I 57, 'H f jail ff! ,',7Q:lp-AV ' .R 1 f f J Pulpit and Choir Robes. N. Hanover St., CARLISLE, PA. COX SONS 81 VINING. H d, Yale S. Cornell, New York, Brown and Boston Universit d m yC ll g . Satisfaction C. Ed. Von Hellen, Guaranteed. I Class Qf'7I. . . . lOt'I5f. Roses, Carnations and Violets, Specialties. ' , Funeral Emblems to order. N0'afY Zublic O M . . . ' . an rders by all or WlF6,vflllEd promptly, E Attorney at Law, S. W. Corner Louther and Bedford Streets, MECHANICSBURQ PA- CARLISLE, PA. V1 I BERKEMEYEI2 Qrinters, 1-4911 l Qtatinners. MLLNTOW Q Blank Bunk makers, 3 , A . CNNM x r- 1' Loose-leaf Specialties, Filing Cabinets and Supplies, Card Systems Y. 8: E. Agency, Labor-saving Office Devices. Both Phone THIS MICROCOSM WAS ISSUED FROMEOUR PRINTERY. Correspondence Solicited. The Baltimore Medical College -N'-M r Preliminary Fall Course begins September lst. Regular Winter Course begins September 20th. Liberal teaching facilitiesg modern college buildingsg com- fortable lecture hall and amphitheatresg large and completely equipped laboratoriesg capacious hospital and dispensaryg lying-in department for teaching clinical obstetricsg large clinics. Send for catalogue. DAVID STREET, M. D., 7I2 Park Avenue, Baltimore, Md. R H NEw'roN C. Wear, P l t Sec'y l 1 The Beetem Lumber and Manufacturing Company, Sash, Doors, Blinds, and Lumber of all kinds. CARLISLE, PA. Class 70. Established l 88 l cANNoN BRAND CANNED GOODS, Paclred by H. P. CANNON. Bridgeville, Essex Co., Delaware. The Early Printing l-louse furnishes printing that is profitable to the user. If you don't take our word for it try us. l I2 West Main Street, CARLISLE., PA. The Onl Pol glot. Wmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . The Hammond Typewriter, I Y P E RI I E R The Original Standard ' THE STANDARD FOR THE LITERARY MAN THE WORLD OVER. 1 WORKINSIGH1: h .I .W V I 1884. ilfwrllltl , 1907. x ' 'V:.s,.If'l,1g:., gl Q' '- ,774 ' -fi 23 Years of VISIBLE Success PerfectlAlignment. 30.Languages. . I .IQHNE The Greek Shuttles are of Especial Value Any Width Paper. Uniform Impression. HAMMOND. to Students. Awarded The Elliott Gresson GOLD MEDAL by the Franklin Institute of Philadelphia. lThe Most Valuable Prize ever offered ton Typewriter Company.i Awarded HiKI1CSf GOLD MEDAL, St Louis Exposition, St. Louis, Mo., 1904. General Office and Factory: Philadelphia Branch: 69th to 70th STREET, EAST RIVER, THE HAMMOND TYPEWRITER CO., NEW YORK- 33-35 S. Tenth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. xxix IHE. fUTS IN THIS BOOK WERE MADE. BY THE. IETRIC MY EUBRAVINGQQ. BUFFALO, N .Y. EREDERICI4 CSL Ce., b The Park Hotel D. KAVANAUGH, Manager. Gas, Steam and Hot Water Rates. Fn-tersf 52.50 and pper day. Separate Me I 7 No. 12 WEST HIGH STREET Wmiamsport' Pa' I CARLISLE, PA. A. H. EETTING, Manufacturer of GREEK LETTER ERATERNITY JEWELRY. 213 N. Liberty Street, BALTIMORE, MD. Q 3 6 3, E B 3 .... 6 .... .... .... 'f . .EEE . . .EEEEEEEEEEEE ...... 2 is 'U .. 55' 33:13-Ziyi: ::::::::: 5 : :::1 '33.fQ-5.5: Dfliiizesme 3 ...:.,.i:::,.::::::1:i3 -- 23 -- ' 3 3 W11 'Q- 8-gi 1'A Er-5?-3 -'1': ww E:::13311 1'l 'f- ::,:a:::::. . 'J ' sd-Eg f3s-52.23333 -- -'-- A5 H32 '-'B 02:3--233555553 ::.3 F-:e'333a1'-vwwi' saiiiis- 2 w ..- :B ra..- Q ,E 55:10 8 uizmmba VE.,-,,, o ,.. Q g..v3'QQS3 Q., 55 .,,uhZ.B'i'53 -U5-3 -5-5,-v-53-.gay-,, ---. 5' 0,2 H UE3's.555E3.Es -5. 5021-vez 9529 552,538 -agsfi ---- '5..n 3 Q EEQEEIQQEZEQL53535235fE'5E35f-ig3'3'?,'E'E'5'Egg5155251A555 2 Q a . . . . .. 'P'b'P.P 3 I i.. . 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Send for explanatory folder. 1 I I I I llstsblllllotl 1872 Exeollnl Ily None 1108 Chestnut St., Philadelphia LEADING HOUBI FOR OOLLIGI, SCHOOL AND WIDDING INVITA TIONS DANCE FROGRAMQ, MENU-S Heron: onnnma zuaswusns F-,NE E-NGRAWNG of COMPARE SAMPLES LL Km' Mo Pmou ' D3 XXXIH The Chas. H. Elliott Co. The Largest College Engraving House in the World. Commencement Invitations and Class Day Programs, Dance Proarams and Invitations, Menus. Class and Fraternity Inserts for Annuals. Class and Fraternity Stationery. Class Pins and Medals. fwi-ite for Cataloguel Cnllind Cards. 4Special Offer to Stndentsj Works: Seventeenth Street and Lehigh Avenue, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Piper's Bookstore Contains all Student Supplies. Full line of Monthly Magazines, College Essay Books, Law School Case Books. Official College Stationery.