lil 5 HUMOR When the milkman changed his time of delivery, the German woman expressed herself thus: You're coming soon of late. You used to be behind before, and now you're first at last. Christine Bloomfield: Do you think a woman 'should take her husbands name? Henry Miller: Why not? She takes everything else. Sister: Our family tree would die if it were not for you. Brother: Hows that ? Sister: l'Oh, you're the sap. Sammy: Why is Kenneth so well known P Bobby: His sister went ninety days without eating and two hundred Scotchmen tried to marry herf' He was almost without facial expression, a novelist may write descrip' tively some day, as his mother was a woman with an ideal bridge countenance, and his father had a perfect poker face. Dear Mrs. Dinglebery: My husband talks in his sleep. What should I do?' Answer: Give him a chance to talk during the day. joe Miller: Who can tell me one important thing we have now that we didnt have a hundred years ago ? Ida Hoffman: A Mary Husar: I wonder how many men will be made unhappy when I marry jim Daly: That depends upon the number of men you marry. john Bambrick: fWhile preparing for final exam in Public Speaking- Say Mr. Roller may we go by the Bible tonite? Mr. Roller: Gertainlyf' john: O. K., class, we can help one another! Terry: Oh, I wish the Lord had made me a man! Rocco: He did. I'm the man. Pat Orrick in finishing up a History test wrote the following on the test paper I have a boil coming on my nose and can't think! When he received his paper again this is what he read: Most peoples brains don't run down that farfMr. Schorr. Frank Vannotti: What should I do first in trying to teach my wife how to drive a car ?,' Theron Templeton: Insure the car. jim Daly: Do you know a chap who can lend me two hundred francs ? Adrion Bomert: Yes, an American. Jim Daly: An American! I should say not, he would want it back. Herman Bumiller: I thought you said if I were sociable with the police magistrate I'd get off. Dorothy Treadaway: Were you ? Herman Bumiller: Yes, I said, 'Good morning your honor, how are you today ?' and he replied, 'Fine-350.00 One Hmzdred Twefzty-Je1'e11
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