Dickinson Accredited Evening High School - Owl Yearbook (Jersey City, NJ)

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lil 5 HUMOR When the milkman changed his time of delivery, the German woman expressed herself thus: You're coming soon of late. You used to be behind before, and now you're first at last. Christine Bloomfield: Do you think a woman 'should take her husbands name? Henry Miller: Why not? She takes everything else. Sister: Our family tree would die if it were not for you. Brother: Hows that ? Sister: l'Oh, you're the sap. Sammy: Why is Kenneth so well known P Bobby: His sister went ninety days without eating and two hundred Scotchmen tried to marry herf' He was almost without facial expression, a novelist may write descrip' tively some day, as his mother was a woman with an ideal bridge countenance, and his father had a perfect poker face. Dear Mrs. Dinglebery: My husband talks in his sleep. What should I do?' Answer: Give him a chance to talk during the day. joe Miller: Who can tell me one important thing we have now that we didnt have a hundred years ago ? Ida Hoffman: A Mary Husar: I wonder how many men will be made unhappy when I marry jim Daly: That depends upon the number of men you marry. john Bambrick: fWhile preparing for final exam in Public Speaking- Say Mr. Roller may we go by the Bible tonite? Mr. Roller: Gertainlyf' john: O. K., class, we can help one another! Terry: Oh, I wish the Lord had made me a man! Rocco: He did. I'm the man. Pat Orrick in finishing up a History test wrote the following on the test paper I have a boil coming on my nose and can't think! When he received his paper again this is what he read: Most peoples brains don't run down that farfMr. Schorr. Frank Vannotti: What should I do first in trying to teach my wife how to drive a car ?,' Theron Templeton: Insure the car. jim Daly: Do you know a chap who can lend me two hundred francs ? Adrion Bomert: Yes, an American. Jim Daly: An American! I should say not, he would want it back. Herman Bumiller: I thought you said if I were sociable with the police magistrate I'd get off. Dorothy Treadaway: Were you ? Herman Bumiller: Yes, I said, 'Good morning your honor, how are you today ?' and he replied, 'Fine-350.00 One Hmzdred Twefzty-Je1'e11

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e H S CAN You PICTURE Mr. Lillis with straight hair? Miss Fields six feet tall? Mr Mr Mr. Mr Mr Mr Mr Mr Mr Roller trying to be se-rious? O'Sullivan without a bow tie? Kenny taking a joke? Kelly without a moustache? Orrico not being helpful? Messler taking it easy? Horowitz failing to make witty Jordan wasting time? Dineen losing his patience? Miss Calinoff being lenient? Mr Mr Mr Mr Mr Mr Mr McFadden not looking dignified? Barget taking his time? Brogan not teasing? Cooke being unable to dance? Rosenberg serving refreshments? Coffey drinking- tea? McKenna not selling tickets? Miss Fitzgerald not giving a test? Kathleen Phillips without a smile? Peter Zuorick not complaining? Elizabeth Cassidy without an appointment? Sydne Winneld not hungry? Paul Scrudato not giving advice? Thomas Hartnett not laughing? Jean Giangulano failing an English test? Henry Miller not blushing? Lena Citarella with dark hair? Thaddeus Tulin with nothing to say? Rocco Angerami six feet two? Thomas Blake without a foil? Thomas Pendergast not crooning? Marie Helg with an inferiority complex? Lawrence Geraghty behind a grocery store counter? Mario De Santis making a speech? Ruth Grunwald without Marguerite? Helen Ziemkiewicz studying? Dorothy Treadaway being inactive? CAN YOU IMAGINE Patrick Orrick not annoying the girls? Adrian Bomert without a camera? Roy Rawson with a glass of milk? james Daly not debating? Herman Bumiller without an up-to-date car? joseph Miller on a horse? Marie jach with spare time? Theron Templeton without a pipe? Alfred Hening without Eleanor? Marie Ehrig as a movie star? john Douglas without Helen Mast? Vincenza Tedesco doing the Rhumba? Florence Hegewaldtaking your pulse? Christine Bloomfield wearing a hat? Eugene De Martini with a moustache? jean Berlinsky without her earrings? One Hfzmlred Tzzwzfy-,sift remarks ?

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