Dexter City High School - Dexanna Yearbook (Dexter City, OH)

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JOKES Perhaps you think our jokes are bad but you d quickly change your views if you d compare the jokes we print with those we couldn t use Rlta Thompson was attendlng her fxrst baseball game Isn t that p1tcher just grand she enthused He h1ts thelr bats no matter how they hold them Mrs Starr wrote on the blackboard I d1dn t have no fun on the Seashore Then she turned to the class and asked How can I correct th1s Jerome Gore Lfet a boyfr1end Icel I want a palr of red shoes the low flat klnd w1th wedge heels Shoe salesman To go w1th what? Icel A short man Bob Everytlme I k1ss you It makes me a better man Barbara Well you don 1: have to try to w1n a halo 1n on n1ght Jerome Gore Whatcha read1n 9 B111 Dav1s A book called What Z0 000 Gxrls Want Jerome Gore Well see 1f they spelled my name rxght Dean B Hey Paul are you go1ng to k1ss that g1rl'? Paul W No I m not Dean B Then hold my hat and coat It was a beautlful nlght Quaye carr1ed away by the beauty of the stars asked Hazel Honey w1ll you marry me? Hazel Yes she answered softly Quaye lapsed 1nto s1lence Quaye she asked desperately why don t you say someth1ng'9 Quaye I tlnnk I ve sa1d too much already Bryon If you refuse me darhng I ll never love another Bryon s g1rl But what 1f I accept you? They were sxttxng alone 1n the moonhght No word broke the romant1c stzllness for a half hour Then Mary Agnes sazd, Suppose you had money VR hat would you do w1th 1t7 Proudly Tep threw out h1s chest and answered I d travel When he looked around Mary was gone and 1n hxs hand was a n1ckel DAFFYNISHUNS Racetract where the wmdows clean the people Alcohol an excellent l1qu1d for preservlng almost anythmg except secrets Hula dancer a shake 1n the grass Class1c muslc the kmd that we keep hopxng wzll turn xnto a tune Scandal somethlng that has to be bad to be good Bxgarnlst one who loves not wxsely but two well Lady a woman who makes xt easy for a man to be a gentleman WALSWORTH vb An. wus olrrun 'msn 1 M s O I r 1 O l , . . . . ,B , . . . . o n an H ' sv . . . OG ' U ll . , . ll ' OI , . , , eo' ' 009 . . ,, su B , - - so . , . , ll - uv . . , on n . . , se - - - on , is U ' ' ' lv : , e . , so - s sv ' - . so I - a as . , . , ll ' , ' ov - 1 . , u - - - n . , . , so 0 vu . , . . Bl no - . ' 1 1 eo ' vo p n '- , es n . . - . an u u I - nv r n - , u ' 1 - n . . . an - 1 u . , , . 0 - , u H ou . - as r . . - - M - u 0 n . , . P c ........... . .............. , . ..-N... . . . . . . . . U... , .............. . . . , ...... ...U . . 1... ...... .. ...H , QA-'jj ..T,g.ff ,Q...V nmqnu .many w o s nlnnan-. Q.u, .A.