Detroit Country Day School - Blue and Gold Yearbook (Birmingham, MI)

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Favorite Sport Literature Pastime Actress Food T.V. Programs Hangouts Songs Music Teams Nicknames Pair Athlete Build Browny Most Scholarly Suave Fun Needed Romantic Appreciated Frequent Heard Spirit Wanted Biggest Wit Surprise Mystery Riot Strongest Weakest N oisiest Qnior ,Uofing Necking, scrounging, necking I the Jury , How to Read A Book , Emerson's Essays Smoking, bull sessions, making weird noises Marilyn Monroe, Jane Russell, Buffalo Betty Sloppy Joes, ham bone soup, grapes Comedy Hour, Soupy Sales, Howdy Doody Westend, D.C.D. washrooms, Boiler room Le Marsielle, Sam's Song, You'll Never Walk Alone Jazz, more Jazz, more Jazz Richard's White Sox, Stengels Yankees, Sam's Tribe Tex, Moose, Bulldog Ken and Pat, Jan and Bill, Bee and Willy Lippitt, Jacobs, Sandler, R. Richardson, J., Powers, Lankshear Hawn, Goudie, Bagley Belenky, Skully, Dickman Tann, R., Rovner, Damon Assemblies, Spanish class Ccensoredl New suit, tube of tooth paste, bottle of spot remover Schlussel, VanderKloot, Hardy, T. A good lunch, teachers' conventions, Saturdays C+ in English, six for disrespect, Urrrrr Well, That so, Say there, boy VanderKloot, Bady, Oscar Diploma, fire, summer Dickman, Lippitt, Gray Ghost Hot soup, B in English, Oscar not quitting Who stole the briefcase Calisthenics, Field day, period after lunch Chili, Willie, Brownel1's cocktails C.D.'s walls, morals, carriage return drills Mufflers, Lab., Glee Club

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From Paris my investigation took me to Algeria, the home of the French Foreign Legion. I was met at the airport by General Bowden, the legion commander. Bowden told me that his men were hunting for a renegade Latin instructor who was wandering in the desert selling 'fire water' to the Arabs. Sighting a cloud of dust to the east, General Bowden bumed off in his Corvette. Hoping that the fugitive from Cicero would be captured, I boarded my plane for the long flight to Capetown, South Africa. As we flew over the endless desert, an Arab in the opposite seat told me the story of Dr. Pete Brownell. It seems that Dr. Brownell had left the United States Coast Guard because he got too cold standing on the poop deck. Pete left the States and migrated to the little oil kingdom of Kuwait where it was never cold. The Arab went on to say that Dr. Brownell was earning a living by doing OB work for the King of Kuwait who had a harem of seventy-five wives. Arriving at Capetown, I set out to locate Norman Lippitt. Finally I found Lippitt at his club. Norm told me that he had made his fortune as a diamond merchant and that he had played professional football in his spare time. Norm also told me that he was about to embark on his eighteenth journey into the wilds of Africa in search of the legendary 'Buffalo Betty'. Leaving Norm to his own pursuits, I left Capetown and headed toward Calcutta, India. In a crowded Calcutta bazaar I found Bill VanderKloot. With a slide rule in hand, Bill told the natives that in preparation for the College Boards, he discovered that the world would come to an end in 476 x 105 years. Armed with this fact Bill exhorted the gathered multitude to save their souls as time was fast running out. From a devotee I learned that Bill had failed to prove that a single span bridge could be put across the Atlantic Ocean. Giving up engineer- ing, he drifted from job to job until he decided to become a preacher. Now he was trying to convert the world. I put my shoes back on and left the gathering. The last name on my list was Alan Bethune. I searched for many months until I located Alan. When I found him, I was shockedg for I found this gaunt, young man hunched over his desk in the math room at Country Day working out six place logarithmic divisions. Faith- ful Al was still there solving problems and waiting for a man who would never return. Little did Alan know that Mr. Ramsden had been stoned to death by an angry mob of Advanced Algebra students. I didn't have the heart to tell Bethune the truth. I suppose that he will sit in that class room until the end of time. Dk HF wk Pk That ends Bagley's report. Bagley was so affected by the sight of Bethune that he suffered a complete mental breakdown and is now in an institution. The final version of this report has been prepared by my office. Lawrence S. Fallis 2nd Assistant to the Assistant Undersecretary Department of justice Federal Bureau of Investigation

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