Detroit College of Law - Forum Yearbook (Detroit, MI)

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THE LAW T By the author of All at Sea, or Four Sons in the Navy: Lice in VVonderland: VYhen the Cat Came Back lIn Five Partslg The Autobiography of the Un- known Soldier: She Had Her Ups and Downs, or, Elsie the Elevator Girl: A XVail at Midnight, or, The Baby in Upper Ten: The Life and Letters of an Alphabetical Soup Salesman: The Cause of Mary's Downfall, or. Ice on the Sidewalk, etc., etc. XYan, weak, weary, woebegone, and worried, VValter XVilliam XVillianiswalter worked that XVednesday night. He was well nigh exhausted, but he stuck to his task. For 3 days and 2 nights he had toiled thus without even stopping to change the water on the goldfish who were now placidly floating on their backs oblivious to their dear master's tribula- O FO R U M THE RESCUE tion. He passed his fevered brow under his equally clammy hand. Nervously he glanced at his watch. Only .27 hrs., 31 mins., and 18 seconds in which to com- plete the terrible task. Ah, if I had only died thirty years ago, I would not have this to go through with, he moaned. Being a sensible man, he realized that this last thought was without practical value. It was a good idea, but it came too late. Shuddering hard enough to cause the windows to rattle, he turned back to his task. No. it was too much. He could not, would not, go on. Suddenly con- ceiving a brilliant idea, he leaped limply to the telephone and arranged for his attorney to make out his income tax return. One movie actress is said to have lost her job because she wouldn't work for less than 512,500 a week. VVe may now have to add a cake line to the bread line.-Dallas News. Pk Ill is The nation is so organized now that if you miss an evening of Amos 'n' Andy, you hear most of it anyway in the course of the next twenty-four hours.-Detroit News. 41 all is fOverheard in an Equity examl: Hey, what's the answer to the third? Sorry, buddy, but I'm a stranger here myself. 41 Ik lk Hotchkiss: Has a non-resident alien any right to XVorkman's Compensation? Student: Does he live in Michigan? 41 41 wk First Stude: I'm not going to sit next to that guy any more. Second Stude: VVhy not? First Stude: He snores and keeps me awake. A freshman took us into his confidence and reported that a certain member of the faculty was openly soliciting liquor sales on the installment plan, in the class room. The Editor himself followed the fresh- man to the class only to hear those familiar words: XVho wants credit for a case? :kim TO THE LAST Farmer: An' how's Lawyer Jones doin', Doctor? Doctor: Poor fellow! He's lying at death's door. Farmer: That's grit for ye-at death's door an' still lyin'.-Drexerd. if is ak XVatch me shake that thing, said the elephant coming to a suspension' bridge. -XYisconsin Octopus. Page One Hundred Eighty seven

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That fellow's driving his car so care- FORUMl WITH OUR COLLEGE HUMORISTS A traveling salesman stopped at a farm house overnight and. because there was no extra bedroom, he slept in the barn. lk 111 is Scotchman who gave his girl a watch case for Christmas, and then the next Christmas gave her the works.-Octopus. lk Pk Ik Pi: Florence has the biggest Hispano- Suiza I have ever seen. Phi: Yes, I know. and she will wear those tight dresses. -Geo. XVashington Ghost, Ik lk ft! Sculptor: It took me ten years to com- plete this piece of work. Sucker: Incredible! I can't imagine it. Sculptor: It took a month to make it and the remaining time to sell it. -Mich. Gargoyle. ak an in Hotel Clerk: XYhy, the very ideal NYhat do you mean, registering here as man and wife and trying to get a room with- out any baggage whatsoever? I've a good mind to . . , oh. pardon me, I didn't notice the name ..., I'm awfully sorry, Mr. and Mrs. MacTavish, go right on up! Pk PF ik She: Are you from Harvard? He: No, I have an ingrown tonsil. -XYillianis Purple Cow. Pk Ik PF Son: lla. what's the idea of sleep up here every night? Mother: Hush, Bobby, you to sleep on the mantelpiece weeks- and then your picture a Believe-it-or-Not cartoon. makin' me only have two more will be in -Colgate Banter. Promoter: Now that we've watered the stock, let's shoot the bull. Psychologist: Man, you're colorblind. Man: My god, I got married a week ago. Bk Dir is Yan tin Conflict of Lawsl: XYhat's the reason? Beauchamp: The defendant should not be permitted to hide under the skirts of Indiana. Yan: XYhy not? It's a sister state. XYe've heard of postmen taking hikes on holidays, but when the other day we saw a medical student at a burlesque show-XYell! -Louisville Satyr. 'H 2? Lady lfassenger: Does this car stop at the President Hotel? Conductor: No. ma'am-we leave it in the sheds at night. -Colgate Banter. ak if It fully that I think he must be a new driver. No, he just paid cash for the car. -Michigan Gargoyle. Pk all Ik Oh: I heard your party was all wet. Kay: Yeah, the music got so hot that it started the automatic sprinkler system. -Ala, Rammer-,lanimer. Page One Hundred Eighty nzne