Detroit College of Law - Forum Yearbook (Detroit, MI)

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FORUM THE YEAR AT A GLANCE 1929-30 7 Sept. -Uth-School Upens. No classes. linthusiastic rally held in auditorium attended by all students except sophs. juniors and seniors, Sept. Zlst-Classes enrolled. Ten per cent of students enroll entire student body. Sept. 23rd-Iinrolling' continues. Oct. Xox Nov. Dec Dec Jan. jan. Feb Thirty-sixth anniversary sale of used text books opens in lobby. l5thAMany successful deals reported for semester's briefs. '. lflilass elections held. Senior candidates denied use of local radios for campaign purposes. 20th-Bernstein appears in new suit as result of successful outline sale. .+Senior election results in tie. Al Kumler tosses hat in ring. .-Christmas vacation. Entire student body resolves to start studying. -Senior elections still tie. -Examination schedule released. llvatson wins. -Midyear commencement exercises. Student body begins long' vigil looliillg' for exam grades, Feb.-Representatives of publishing houses make annual appearance. Mar.-Forum editor appointed. Great excitement. Apr.-Easter vacation. Best reunion in years takes place. M ay Prof. john Shields re-elected Mayor of Highland Park. -XYHYIIICF weather, baseball games, no briefs. Index of unprepared students takes sharp rise. if if if june: Examinations, commencement. After commencement what are we going to commence? Page One Hundred Eighty-five

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'lFORUM Steve: XYhat was the nature of your last job? Carson: I was an independent sales- man. Steve: XYhat's that? Carson: XVouldn't take orders from anybody. lk Pk lk TIMES ARE BETTER Old-Time Mosquito tto young mos- quitol: And to think when I was your age I could bite only on the face and hands.-Sun Dial. Pk QI 41 Milt: Do you know what my girl said to me last night? Sam: UNO. Milt: How did you guess it? wr if 4- Van: NYhat is a poll tax? Karp: A tax on Pollaeksf' Pk Sk Pk jim: XYhere were you last night? Tim: On one of those real close par- ties. jim: XVhat do you mean 'real close'? Tim: Just neck and neck all the way throughf, fr at wr I believe this school is haunted. --why? They are always talking about the school spirit. -Wet Hen. I see where the police caught a con- gressman with three bottles of Scotch. They'll never make a case out of three bottles.-Pelican. Pk Ik ak Mama, where from doth elephants come? And don't try to thtal me oft wiv that gag about the thtork. -Jack-O-Lantern. all Ik lk Mother: XVl1ere are you going, Emily. Emily: Downstairs to get some water. Mother: In your nightgown? Emily: No, in the pitcher. Pk Dk Pk Coroner: And what were your hus- hand's last words, maclam? XVidow: He said, I clon't see how they make much profit on this stuff at a dollar a quart. -Brown Jug. all Pk ik Let us. said the alderman, put our heads together and make a concrete road. -Ingleside. lk Ik H4 She: Last time I went to Massachus- etts I made a short stop at Amherst. Her: First string varsity or substi- lute? -Lord Jeff. 24 lk X Co-ed twatehing love scene in moviel: VVhy don't you make love to me that wayf He: Say, do you know the salary he gets for doing that? -Grinnell Malteaser. Page One Hundred Eighty-sir