Des Moines College - Tiger Yearbook (Des Moines, IA)

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- -1 N .I v ' J si PAUL J. GARBER Feast your eyes on this one, playmates. On the canvas to your right we have the fa-aa-m-m-o-o-u-u-s P. J. Gahbaugh, who, had he lived in the days of the ancient Medes and Persians, would have been a king among kings. But alas, this bloated personage came centuries too late, just in time to save the honor of the University and the Junior class. Who among you, pals, haveinot heard of this Red Herring of the Seas, this Colossus of Mind and Body, this candidate for the yellow Cor was it redj Shrine, for four let- ters in -athletics, for dramatics also and for the kingship thereof, and other self-acknowledged honors too numerous to be mentioned. Wasn't it a shame, friends, that the chancellor should even think of such an ignoble act as that of giving this Who's Who in Iowa the air. A man who had organized committee after committee, who had upheld the spot- less colors of old Des Moines on many a bloody track and stretch of rough and ready cinders and in the activities of D. M. U. in general? State leg- islators, senators, congressmen and, yea, verily, if necessary, the president of the United States would have been called on to have this bright and shin- ing satellite QParasiteD reinstated in our alma mater for what would we do Without this man among men to lend his guiding hand and his master mind to mould and shape the destinies of Old Des Moines. After sufficient pressure had been brought to bear and, if the truth must be told, and we fear that it will out, after our Paul had agreed to certain conditions, the Dean admitted his grave error in ousting our Paul and with open arms gathered him back into the fold. P. J. finally condescended to again take upon his broad neck the yoke in order to tide us over the im- pending danger of destruction which needs must have arisen from his ex- pulsion. We welcome you back Nero on bended knees and with bowed heads in gratitude and utter submission to your kindly but stern reign. IIIIIllIIIII!IIIII!IllIIIllIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIllllIIIIllIIlII!IIII!llIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllilllilllllll 197 UIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIHIllHIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllIIIllIIIIIIlIllIIIIlHIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIllHIIlIlllllllillllllllllilll I

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. gym gf , - HEW TO THE LINE--LET THE QUIPS FALL WHERE THEY MAY CWith apologies to the late C. HJ Have you friends or enemies? Look them up here. Sat-an's reception for Nero was a Sunday School picnic compared with this. Allen, VVm. Ross, Russell h Burch, Edwin Rhyne, Conway Davis, Eva I Rider-Paul Fenton, Steven Schlaman-Kingsley Garber, Paul Shriver, John Gramstaadt, Hubert Wilkins-Byerly . Johnson, Irene Edwards, Alvin QPinkD Lindburg, Edwin Haines, Paul CHungryD Plimpton, Ed. Monroe, John Pancake, Genevieve Garber, Ruth Patterson, Vernbn A Poag C Diz D Broholm, Rhoda IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllilIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllIlllIIIIIIIlllIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllIIIIIIllllllIll!IIIIlllllllllllllllllllllll' 196 IllllIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINHIIIIIlllIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIllllIIIIHIHIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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r ji p - I g.. s ,dk n i ,Aram EDWIN LINDBURG Mr. Edwin Lindburg has made another social blunder. Why is it that a man of his age and breeding cannot act more sincere? Frankly, we are very, very much disappointed in Mr. Lindburg since we learned of the car- fare episode. We blush when we think of it. VVhy, Ed., how could you be so Hirtatious as to pay Lena Heidman's car- fare for her? She has experienced a thrill every time the thought crossed her mind, poor dear. Take warning, Ed, do not play with a woman's heart like that, old thing. EDWIN PLIMPTON A spirit of benevolence and brotherly love seems to have entered the hardened heart of brother Ed Plimpton. We make this statement only after much studied thought and only after all the information available had been gathered and culled over and only that which was absolutely dependable was taken in the final reckoning. However, the bit of evidence which finally turned the tables in Ed's favor was the fact that he has of late shown his bounty in the large donations which have found their way to cell 327, Child's Hall. r Fruit, candy, cake, sandwiches-everything hungry prisoners could de- sire. More than that, he sent a puzzle-game so the long hours would seem shorter to the poor dears until the day when the cruel campus sentence shall be lifted. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIIIIIIlllllllHIIIIlIllIlIllIHIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIllIHIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIIIIIIlllllllllllllilllllllll 198 IIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIlllIllIIIllIIIIIIIlllIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIlIIIIIIIllIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIilllilllillllllllllllll