Des Moines College - Tiger Yearbook (Des Moines, IA)

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N '1 I . ,ZGZEA J 7 t, Foreword Readers, there is no one individual responsible for the venom, quips, Cif such they may be calledl or cuts in the succeeding pages. It is the com- bined efforts of many, who convened with the sole purpose of giving to the young Aristotles and Cleopatras of this great University a volley of truth, sense and non-sense in place of a basket of roses, with which to bloat the human.mind. To our knowledge this section has never before been a part of an annual, but we hope that if our efforts to impart a little of the spice of life to our fellows is successful that it will become a policy and a prac- tice to be taken up by the generations that follow on. In former years it has been customary for the Ed and Co-ed to search passionately through this book in the conceited hope of seeing their names glaring in the gaudi- ness of print. But mark us, dear friends, if in the list of victims on the following pages, the mark of yourself is emblazoned, seek no further, for you have been sufficiently and completely overhauled in this single dripping of the Conklin. It will be unnecessary for you to show the literary con- ception of yourself to your mother or father. It would be well, perhaps, to show it to no one. There is in these columns no hint of a black lie, nor suggestion of a type which has not sufficient proof for its publication. We have simply attacked the fellow passenger along life's highway, to whom has been due the sting of sarcasm and the lash of ridicule. There are some who may resent. There are also some who may seek to destroy the hand that scribbled. He or she who shall seek such means of rectification shall by the act prove the stripe of which they are made. Peer carefully through the printed sheets and mark well the length of the lash. We offer to you, dear readers, the labor of months and the concentration of hours and we lay a snug sum on the library table and wager that never before in the his- tory of a student publication, you have bumped knees with its equal. Let us read! A IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIlIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!EIIIEIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIII 195 IIlllIlIIllIIIII!HIIllIIIIIlIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllHIIIIIllIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIliIIHIIllIIIIHIIllII!IIIIIIlllllllllllilllllllllll