Des Moines College - Tiger Yearbook (Des Moines, IA)

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COULD YOU IMAGINE Ed Lindburg sending soft love notes? Art'7 Rust weighing one hundred and fifty pounds? Betty Eno with long and flowing tresses? John Shriver not being tired? Harold Jensen shooting craps? Prof. Fogdall doing the hula hula? Prof. Sonnichsen doing the shimmy? Dorothy Layman doing the toddle ? Ike Enabnit without his green shirt? J ack Monroe talking at the rate of over two words a minute? Toby's without its cock-roaches? t Snappy service at the headquarters? Becker not talking about Radio? g Pink Edwards going with one girl more than a month? The A. G. K.'s giving adinner-dance? Neva Spence without a chain girdle on a dress? , Holly Helmbrecht with a high soprano voice? Georgie Conrad in a temp bar? Emorie Snyder living in New York? I Clifford Benson with dark hair and eyes? Ferguson cussing out loud? Jack Million playing football? llIIIIIIIIIIllIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIllIIIIlllIIIIIIIllIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIlIIlIIlIIIIlllllIII!IIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllll 191 llllIIIIIIIllIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIlllIIllIIIIIIIlIIIlIlIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIII!IIIllIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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f N gf l 1:31 of L rg , MAXIMS OF MAXIMILLIAN She who sitteth on the Engineers bench is like unto she who driveth a Ford. Her courage exceedeth her wisdom. Six days shalt thou bluff and lie in school, and on the seventh shalt thou lie in bed. - He who sayeth, Behold, I have weighed them all in the balance and wish to join your fraternity, shall be cast in the dungeon called the botany pond. A Monday morning communication from the faculty is like unto a hair down the back. It irketh sore, yet it cannot be ignored. Go not near Toby's place lest famine and plague fall upon thee. By thy voice shalt thou be known and by thine organization shalt thou be elected, for he of the strong machine and glad hand shall 'win out. If longevity shall be thy desire, then say I, watch thy step. But if pleasure be thy bent, pawn thy watch and then step. For only by stepping shalt thou reap the joys of life. Be not unto others less modest than thou wouldst have them be unto thee, unless thou attirest thyself in evening apparel, for he of the blushing cheeks shall take a front seat, and he of the bold front sit behind, for so hath the order of things changed. And if still thy desire shall be for stepping and thrills thine aspiration, then seek the Dean of Women and ask her advice, that she may show thee the ways of life. The good thou doest may be forgot, but thy campaign cigars will be burned in memory for everlasting. The comely maiden may smoke and dance, While her sister, the avoirdu- pois shall remain at home and knit. For such is the order of things that thy figure shall determine thy rank. IIIlIIIIIIllIIlIIIIHIIIIIllIIllIlIIIIIIIIIIllIlIIIIIIIllllIIIIIIIIIIHIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIlIIlIIIlIIIIIllIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllll 192 IllIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllIIIIllHIIIIIllIIIIIIlIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII