Des Moines College - Tiger Yearbook (Des Moines, IA)

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r I 'Kama .It , A' 1 A ABQ.. been Thursday. Vamped Rapp today. He isn't much for looks-but-oh boy! I'd like to date with him. He doesn't have.a car here, it's true, but Pat takes him along sometimes-and I do like back seats. That reminds me, I haVen't vamped Pat yet, for a date. Guess I'll try him next. Only objection to him is that his car has the front seat divided and I'm no good on conversation in a car. ' Went to classes as usual today and killed time. I Friday. Hooray! The week has at last dragged by! Now for some keen dates. I'm all dated up too, that's the glorious part of it. Three heavenly nights. I can't express myself half enough. People talk about soft music and palms-bugs-all I need is a car or a park bench with the sky full of stars, and perhaps a moon hanging somewhere under a, cloud. I really don't need the moon. Saturday. Rose in time for a late lunch. Had a swell time last' night. Went riding for a while-then home. Tonight I'm dating with Johnnie Shriver. I'm afraid I won't enjoy my- self for I think he is terribly slow. If he is-help me, Hannah! A Sunday. - Johnnie S. is not slow. Take my word for it. Later, same day. Just got a notice from Miss Pope. I wonder if some of her detectives saw us last night. Oh, well, I've got a good line. Guess I'll walk down by the drug store. I see there is a crowd of men down there and I might be lucky enough to detach one for my personal enjoyment. IIIIIIIIII!IllIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHHIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIlllllllillllllllllllllr 187 IIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIlHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'llIIIIIlIDHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllli

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DIARY OF A DORMITORY FLAPPER BY ONE Monday. ' Rose at 7:30. Had to hurry like the dickens to make 7:45 class. Didn't have time to comb my hair so I wore my hat. Of course, I met that hand- some Miller Reims and he spoke to me. My heart, even if I am a little hard-boiled, registered a flutter and I think my face Hushed. Nobody could tell if my face did Hush however, for I got my makeup on swell this A. M. even if I was in a hurry. Saved money at lunch by finishing the box of candy Dick sent. It sure pays to have a lot of Sweeties-especially ones who send candy like Dick does, and flowers like Ed does, and books like Johnny does, and a keen man or two with cars like Leo and Bill. Of course I like men who drive coupes. Coupes are like lovers' tubs, and-well, diary dear, you can't blame me for liking a man with a coupe. Tuesday. Slept till 8:30. Appearedgin chapel with my two-fifty marcel, my seven- fifty tan calfskin shoes, three-fifty hose and a cute short skirt and wool sweater. Did they stare? Hum, I'll say they did. Darn the dorm. Can't date on week nights. I'm dying for a date. Oh, for a man-a cave man! I can't see why studies are offered here in this Institution. We never have time to study. Some find time-some of the hicks, but with me,--well, there are the men, you see, and they take all my time. VVednesday. Had a terrible accident after class at 10:30. I was humiliated almost to tears. I didn't dare cry, though, for that would have ruined my face. I nearly lost my rat. Feature me kidding George Kidd and all of a sudden feel something loose just above my ear. Ye gods! When I put my hand up there I grabbed that thing! George couldn't miss that chance and gave me the raspberry. Oh heavens, this is a hard old world. Got a check from home this A. M. That will soother my sorrows for I'm going to spend it for some keen duds. HIIIIIIIIllllIHillII!!IlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIllIIIlllIIlllllllllllIIIll!IIIIIIIIIIlIIlIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 186 IIIIIIIIllIIIIIlIIlIIIIIIIlIIIlIIIIIIIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIIIIllIIIIIIIIllIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIHIIHIIIIIlIIIIIIIIlI!1IIIIIIlIlIHIIl!!l

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. ,1 .X ' f V , ANOTHER HEADLINER A Before a large and appreciative audience, Miss Stella Broholm, third youngest of the matchless family of Broholm of Minnesota, interpreted the role of the Queen of Sheba. The interpretation was gorgeous. There was some doubt as to the exact style of dress the Queen Wore in the old days when she vamped old Solomon and made his wives all jealous. To wipe out all difficulties the stage manager permitted Stella to wear a few beads and her customary smile! Here and there where there were no beads or smiles, WoolWorth's 3yds. for 10c ribbon served as drapery. M. Stein and Company furnished the makeup for the star. Butterflies, snakes, cupids, and hearts appeared in the most unexpected places. The audience, as stated before, was large and appreciative. In place of the customary applause to show their appreciation, the spectators produced paddles and gave the star a very effective welcome. NO NAMES GIVEN. READ THIS AND WONDER Our sleuth noticed three safety pins on the steps of the Ad building. Being of a curious nature, he parked himself in full view of the pins and waited for classes to be dismissed. - Four girls looked at the pins, hastily felt around a bit, paled, then broke into a mad run for the dormitory. Question for discussion, which one of the four claims full ownership? From observation our detective says there might be room for a long and protracted dispute. Will all those having answers please mail them at once to the Bunk Editor, care of the Tiger. For the first correct answer a fur lined fountain pen is to be given, choice being given as to Whether the point shall be of rubber or celluloid. NIllllllllllIIIIIINIlIIIIllIIIIIlllIllIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIllllIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIllIIIIlIllIlIlllllIlllllIIIIIlIIlllllIIlllllllllllllllllllllll 188 IIIIIllIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIlIIIIIIllIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIHHIiIIIIIIIIIIHH!IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllilllllllllillllllll