Des Moines College - Tiger Yearbook (Des Moines, IA)

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-'f x f-524-'f 'x D. M. U. STUDENTS ARE ARRESTED Baron Helmbrecht, Bob Greenman, Casper Smith and Dr. Fogdahl were arrested today, by the Cheeze of Police, playing marbles, for keeps. The Cheeze peeked around the corner a long time and watched them play. He says that Dr. Fogdahl won all the boys' marbles before he closed in on them. On the way to the cooker, Dr. Fogdahl cried for his maw, and the Cheeze took his marbles away from him but was forced to give them back to get him to stop crying. He fined them each 50 cents and let them go. Wart Graber starts going with a new girl. Miss Stillwell gives out keys to the Dormitory to all girls. Cy Rapp gets up in time for breakfast. Eddy Brown is seen wearing a hat. All labs. are discontinued during the spring quarter. The faculty votes for an all college dance every two weeks. F -----Y . x V llllIlllIlllllllIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIlIIIIIllllllIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHHIIHH 182 IIIIIlIIIIIIIIIlIlIlIIIIIEIIlIlIIIIIIllllllIIIIllIIIIIllllIIIIlIIIlIlIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIIIIINIIIIIIlIIIlIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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BUGHOUSE FABLES With Apologies to Delieck. Ed Brown speaking: Women hold no place in my life. I have never caused a ilapper to Hap. I wouldn't know one if I saw it. I have never lain awake nights dreaming about some damsel, who at that moment was probably soaking some other poor fish for a big feed. Whenever a she between the ages of twelve and thirty-five-you can't tell the differencefspeaks to me, my ambition sinks to my feet and my face makes funny noises. Last Sunday after church I went out by the cafe. I wanted to gloat over the fact that I didn't have to stand 'on one foot and then the other and listen to them rave, 'Isn't that darling,' 'So cute,' and 'Oh, I simply adore thatl' It was great to be able to glory in my freedom and I was gazing around. 'Every time I gazed, I pitied the 'snakes' more. CTO my intelli- gence, gentle readers, a snake is one who has a 'way' with women.J I saw a girl standing alone. To my inexperienced eye she looked all right, at least she hadn't lost an arm or leg, and her face, while not one that would do justice to Mary Pickford, was still a face. While I was watching her and mentally congratulated the bird who had brains enough to remove himself from danger, she caught my eye and smiled. My feet started automatically to walk off to my room but I sternly reproved them and stayed where I was. I looked again and she smiled once more. This time I left. I may be brave but I try not to be foolish. b '.'The more I think about this woman, the more I wonder how any man has been able to progress as he has, and I often think what a darn fool Adam was to sleep on his back so that his ribs were available. IIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllIIIIIIIIIIlIlIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIlIllllllllllllllllllllllIHIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 181 llIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIlIIllIIIIIIllIIMIIIIIIIIIIlIllllIllllllllIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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9,1-X ' nf I -1 is 'FACULTY ENTERTAINS WITH INTERPRETATIVE DANCE In the chapel last Saturday morning, you can now figure just when this was Written, at 8:18 p. m., a large audience viewed one of the best attrac- tions of the year in theatrical circles when the faculty gave an interpreta- tive dance. J The immense crowds were handled with diiliculty by Professors Ketman and Hampton. Prof. Fogdahl was undoubtedly the hit of the evening when he danced the dance of seven veils. He appeared in six veils and a pair of Paris Cno metal can touch youl garters. The crowd applauded loudly and a number of vegetables were thrown which were gathered in baskets to be taken to the Omega house to be used in the kitchen. Prof. Sonnichsen gave a Scotch dance and came dressed in kilts for the occasion. He has awful purty knees. Miss Pope also looked cute when she came out dressed as Miss Bo-Peep. The dance which was given for the benefit of the starving dogs of Liberty Was not a success in a financial Way because of the fact that the ticket takers seemed to be men of more or less warped morals. i Fables Continued- , a WARMING .UP Why are those girls over there hugging each other so much P Oh, they're just a pair of Delta Chis getting their pre-date workout. HIIIllIIlllIlIH!HliIIIlllllIIIillIIIIlIIllIIIIIIIIIIlIIlIIIIIIIIIllIIHIIIIIIlllIIIIIIIIllllIlllllllllIIIllIIIIIIlilllllllllllllllllllli 183 UllllIlIIII!IlIIIIlllllIIIlIIIHIllIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIllllIIIHllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIlllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllll