Deputy High School - Memory Lane Yearbook (Deputy, IN)

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. CLASS PROPHECY The Junior Class having taken a thorough course in phrenology, found some interesting skulls in the Senior Class. And after deep study we found that after ten years, these students will be: DONALD RITZLINE: Don is an example of the perfect speaker. He never stutters or stam ers. And how he can pronounce those long words! He is to be presented with a med- al for the preservation of correct speech. wwf? Your voice, sir, will travel far and wide, Giving lectures by radiog You'1l talk on cooking, sanitation, And things that men ought to know. JOYCE'PHILLIPS: Joyce, after much travel extending over Europe and Northern Africa, has now settled down as the head nurse at John Hopkins' Hospital, experimenting with the cure of the sneeze. She is also head of Dr. John Williams, residence on Bond Street. wins You would like to travel the ocean, Such trips give you thrills of delight, But you'll take your trips in the water In the bathtub on Saturday night. HOWARD STITES: we find Howard as an accountant and bookkeeper at the Lookout First National Bank. Isn't that amazing? Remember how much trouble Howard used to have with his sets back in Wh9W and WSOW? we hear Howard still saying, WWe1l, it wasn't easy.n ' Q 444+ You are fond of handsome young ladies, You have loved a dozen or more, But you'll marry a homely fat widow Because sue has riches galore. BETTY EPPLEY: Betty is the charming type, domestic, has a slight inferiority-complex due to the fact that she has received only second in a statedwide bread baking contest. After several years she will be the wife of a prominent business man with the nicest home and the best meals in town. Her husband will become bored and run away with the cashier at the tearoom around the corner from their home. unix You're too gentle to utter harsh words, And cross looks you seldom bestow, You will wed a homely boob because You're too kind to hand him a WNOW.

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HOWARD VON DISSEN: '-iimbrdf three-times Governor of the state of Missouri, leader of the new Progressive party. His motto is nAll for one, and that one is me.n Was can- didate for Presidency last year and defeated by one vote, cast by his campaign manager. asia You're brave and courageous at football, A hero on the field of strife, But you'll marry a nice little maiden And mind her the rest of your life. SHIRLEY HENRY: Shirley is a vocalist and composer of distinction. Leading baritone of the Cosmopolitan Opera Company. She will be the happy wife of James Caesar Petril- lo, Jr. For the next five years she will be the leader of the Phildiscordant Orchestra and the Air Force Band. Her hobby will be raising Airdales because they remind her of musicians. aa++ You like to sing and you like to dance, You're fond of a life that is gay, Ah, the change when you wed and have to cook Three generous meals ev'ry day! WILLIAM BUSH: Bill has an athletic type and a lethargic mind-the patient type. He likes to sit and watch things. He is deeply interested in athletics, but cannot be manager of a ball team or boxer, as that would require too much moving around. He will keep a racing stable. He will keep a stable of racing snails, lie in a hammock, and gaze at the cool gray stone of the track, as his faithful snails crawl on and up to victory. 444+ Bill is just like a worm, he'll squirm around until some chicken picks him ups ALMA COCHRAN: Mrs. Nicholas Gardenia, better known to us as Alma Cochran, was one of the raving kind. She is a well-known reporter of the Spooky Hollow Times. Because of her ability to look into other people's business without being embarrassed, and her cast-iron nerves, she will be an excellent one. Fifty years from now, grey haired perhaps, and a bit wrinkled, but still young at heart, she will be able to report next weeks' gossip last Monday. awww In twenty years when the class comes back, You'll find it's your happy fate, To discover that you are the only one Who has raised a family of eight.