Denton High School - Bronco Yearbook (Denton, TX)

Text from Pages 1 - 138 of the 1934 volume:

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'.-AAA lw.,,,m. .V V E ,L gk sg 5 A ff E 7954 BRODCO L I -F6 -HT D-6 DTOD 'HIG-I-I -FI ST PICTURE I I Z A Student Life Film Presented By The Bronco Here is an all star production that has a sparkling story ot joyous youth, blended together in a true to lite play ot the age we live in, set against the background ot Denton High School, making an unforget- able episode that will live forever in the memories of Denton High School students as the outstanding event of all time. -Q i AAYMOND KING KRYLILLIAN HARSHAW The Scene of Production N : . , .' if ' V .fifplf ' F...--.L ' .. ' -2 - ij f 'tsui . 151' Directors MR. W. F. BROOKS MRS. S. A. BLACKBURN MR. LEE DOUGLAS MR. O. M. KING MRS. W. J. MCCRAY DR. SPENCER STOKER MR. C. G. YARBROUGH W. T. DOGGETT, M. A. TO THE STUDENT BODY: Another year of Denton l-ligh School activity ha s become history. It brought success and failure, happiness and sorrow, pinnacles and pitfalls. ,Whatever has fallen to your lot remember that you have no control over the past. Y o ur future is largely in your hands to make of whatever you will. Regulate your daily activities in harmony with the standards of a noble life. Live your life in such a way that you will not have to apologize to any man, not even yourself, for your behavior. Not since l have been connected with the Denton High School, have we had a finer student body than this year. You have reflected honor on your school, yo ur parents and yourselves. You have shown a desire and a disposition to make our high school the best it has ever been. We shall miss those of you who a re graduating, but we shall thinlc of our association here with you with a great deal of pleasure. As you leave these halls, our best wishes for your happiness and success in life go out with you. To those of you who are not going out, we sincerely and truthfully assure you that we are h a p p y because you will be here next year. Let us bind ourselves into closer ties of friendship. Friendship is the great- est blessing of life. h Very sincerely yours, W. T. DOGGETT A. o. CALHOUN, M. A. TO THE STUDENTS OF SENIOR Hue-H Sci-root. iJ ff4-0-1 1' 'rf 7 An old legend has it that one who travels in countries ot the eastern Mediterranean is able to tell the general direction in which nomadic groups are traveling by observing the location ot the entrance or opening ot the tents. lt is said that the opening always taces the direction that band is moving in. We are told in the Bible that when the time came tor Lot and Abraham to separate, Lot pitched or taced his tent towards Sodom the city ot the hour, it you please ---a city steaped in vice and wiclced seltishness, while Abraham taced his tents in the direction ot the hills, a lite ot service to humanity, and God. You who are tinishing high school soon will join that host ot young men and women who are starting their journey. Your individual tents must ot necessity tace in some direc- tion, and as you go. will you try to keep ever near the opening ot your tent, The Gold- en Rule, which, interpreted in worldly term might be that ot Service above Seltf' May you adopt early in lite the much used modern slogan, l-le Protits Most Who Serves Best. My highest regards and best wishes will attend you at all times. Very truly yours, A. O. CALHOUN, Principal. N Aw First Row Cara L. Boswell, English: Mrs A. O. Calhoun, Physical Education: Mrs. Beatrice S. Car- penter, Librarian: Fay Cocanougher, Mathmetics: J. M. Gross, Mathematics. Second Row --- C. C. Jones. Manual Training: J. E. Lawhon, Band and Orc h e stra: Genelia Lewis Chemistry: Elizabeth Lyon, Civics. ad-P my ,-any First Row --- Mrs. Mary l-l. Martin, English: Dan McAlister, l-listory: Mary Mizell, Spanish: Monroe, Commercial Arts: O. G, Roarlc, Secretary. Second Row --- Mrs. W. E. Smoot, English: H. V. Stanton, Mathematics: Mary Kathryn Tevis, Mrs. W. A. Wilson, Music. X. X r I 2 , ii? I If xxx X 5 f , , 1 0 K vk I rf 1 W , . 5' . - - D I . 1 r ,M ,. 2 f Y - , if .N M.: , I: I 4' m H ' , Q ,ra '- I E' . Q if A STARS Micl -Term Seniors WILMA LOU ATKlNS Science Course, Pep Club, Sports Club, Sec- retry of Sports Club. .,HOneyw, HELEN BAKER Language Course, Senior Class Play, Vice- President ot Senior Class, Pep Club, Sports Club, Glee Club. Hold That Girl WALTON CHAMBERS Science Course, Football. The DeviI's Brother JAKE CRAVEN Science Course, Music Club, Band a n d Or- chestra. Close Harmony ROBBIE DOBBINS Science Course. Red Headed Woman I I JANE FULLER Language Course. Pep Club, Band a n d Or- chestra, Junior Representative '32. Should Ladies Behaven ELAINE HAMMETT Language Course, Sports Club, S t u d e nt W Council, Honor Society. W l Believe ln You l l i JACK HARRISON Scicnce Course, Captain of Football Team President of Study Body. The One Woman Idea WALTER B. HESTER Scicncc Course. Glee Club. HeII's Angel MARGERY HOGUE Language Course, Spanish Club. Honor So- ciety. Secretary Senior Class '34, Mother Knows Best' MYRA HUNTER Science Course, Junior Red Cross Council. I Lilre It That Way HELEN JAMES Science Course. Baby Face ETHEL MCKENZIE Language Course, Pep Club, Glee Club. Gentlemen Prefer Blondes PHILIP MORGETTE Science Course, Senior Class Play. The Sheik 1 C ' :- EVA PHELPS Language Course. Safety First OTIS REEVE Football. Basketball, Tennis, Reporter of Sen- ior Class. Athletic Editor Bronco, '33. l-leadine Shooter LORRAINE SKINNER Language Course, Pep Club, Honor Society, President Senior Class. l'm No Angel RUBY MAE VESTAL Language Course, H o n or Society, Spanish Club. Straight Shooter D. L. WALLIS Science Course. Local Boy Makes Good R. L. WHITESIDE Science Course, Science Club, Junior Class Play '33, Senior Class Play '34, l-lorseteatlwersn ELAM YARBROUGH Science Course. The Thorouglnbrcdli JANEYL ALSUP Science Course, Honor Society. Smilin' lrish Eyes FRANCES ASHBURN Navasota High School, Navasota. Language Course, Pep Club, Sport's Club, Assistant Editor Colt, Junior Cla ss Play, Seventh Heaven J. M. ATKINS Science Course, Biology Club, International Club, Civics Club, President Freshman Class. The Little Corporal CHARLES AUSTIN Science Course. Up Pops The Devil MAURICE BAKER Science Course. Sporting Blood IMOGENE BARNES Language Course, International Club. Laughing at Lite MARY ANN BARNS Language Course, Sport's Club, Glee Club, Pep Club. Hi Y Club. ' lt's Great To Be Alive MARY KAY BOYD aj Language Course, Pep Club, Sport's Club. Hi- Y Club, Junior Red Cross, Chapel-M mittee, Bronco Staff, Senior Class Play. Dynamite QNX 4 f ,L U., ,, R V A WANDA BOYD Language Course, Pep Club, M u si c Club Sport's Club, Pan-American Club. Take A Chance ARDATH BRADLEY Language Course, Honor Society, Pan-Ameri can Club. Stepping Out KATHLEEN BROWN Language Course. Queen High .lESSlE BUSH Science Course. Broaclrriinded LEON CADDELL Science Course, Football. Destination Unknown LENORA CANAFAX Language Course, Pan American Club, Hon or Society. Pack Up Your Troubles DAN COCKRELL Science Course. Dr, Bull BAILEY COLLINS Science Course. Beau lcleal I WOODROW COOK Science Course. Silence FLOY COOPER Science Course, Honor Society. Men Are Such Fools' VERNELLE COPE Language C o u rs e, President lnternational Correspondence Club, Pan-American C l u b. Colt Staff, La Tertulia. President more Class, Honor Society. Everything's Rosie MARTHA DITTRICH Science Course, Sports Club, Pep Club, Bi- ology Club. Daring Daughter JESSIE LA VELLE DOOLEY Language Course, G-lee Club, Little By Little RUTH ESTES Language Course, President Sports Club, Pep Club, Glee Club, Freshman Representative, May Queen, '34. Sunny Side Up RAYBURN FRAZIER Science Course, Yell Leader. He Learned About Women RUBY GRANT Science and Language Course. Blonde Venus Q Q?- Q,- X g C. C. HAMBY Jr. guage and Science Course, International spondence Club, Senior Class Play. Tile SoutI1erner MARYLILLIAN HARSHAW Science Course, Glee Club, Biology Clu b, Sports Club. Pep Club, Honor Society, Dec- Iarnation, Tournament P I a y, Representative Sophomore, Outstanding Personality, Student Council, Assembly Program Committee. Easy To Love LANIER HESTER Science Course, F o ot b all, Basketball, AII- Higlri '32, Honor Society. Lucky Star ROSABELL HIETT Language Course, Sports Club, Pep Clu b, Honor Society. Big Business Girl RICHARD HILL Science C o u r s e, Football. Basketball, Presi- dent Student Body, AII-High '3I, Senior Class Play. Love Among the Millionaires' CLIFFORD 'HOGUE Science Course. TI'ie Big Brain JACK HUBBARD Language Course. Outstanding Personality, Bronco Staff, Colt -Statt, I-lonor Society, President Junior Red Cross CounciI.FootbaII, Tennis, Declamation. The Little Caesar JOHN B. HUSSEY Science Course. Don't Bet On Love K L ' I r A cLiFToN INMAN U Science Course, Pan-American Fighting Thrli DOLLIE BELL INM Scicnce and Language Course. H Young Blood K. MARY KEEN Science C o u rs e, International ence Club, Science Club. Sunny MILDRED KEEN 5 Q Science C o u r s e. International Corresp d-X ence Club, Science Club. Adorable NORWYN KENT Language Course, Pep Club, Sports Clu b Glee Club. Hi Y C I u b, Latin Tournament Pan-American Club. Whoopee RAYMOND KING Science Course, President Student Council President Senior Class. Bronco Staff, Colt' Staff, Round Up Staff, International Cor respondence Club, Band and Orchestra. Advice To The LoveIorn CHARLES LAMAR Science Course. Lawyer Man HERMAN LANTRIP Science Course, Basket-Ball. Follow Thru L2 1' LM ' 4 ll ICU L. ELMER LINNENSCHMIDT Science Course. Elmer The Great ALLEN LITTLE Science Course. Basket-Ball. Hi Y Club, Glee Club. Sonny Boy LOIS LOFTIN Language Course, Honor Society. Henrietta High School, Henrietta. The Constant Woman JOAN LOOPER Language Course, Pep Club, Glee Club. Gambling Lady FRANK LGWE Science and Language Course,Biology Club, President Science Club, President Hi Y Club, Civics Club, Assistant Program Chairman. I Diplomaniac MARY SUE LOWE Science Course, Science Club. The Lady Refuses RUTH MARTIN Language Course, Athletic Queen, President Pep Club, Honor Society, Assembly Program Committee, Round Up Statt, Colt Statt, Fire Marshall, Senior Class Play. Hold Your Man MARY LOUISE MCCRARY Language Course, Sports Club, Pep Clu b, Junior Class Play, Honor S o ci ety, Senior Favorite. Ever ln My Heart ERNEST McCRAY Science Course, H o n or Society, Vicerpresia dent of Student Body, Athletic Hero, Foot- ball, Basket-Ball, Bronco Staff, All-High '31, Senior Class Play. Dangerous To Women LUTHER MCREYNOLDS Science Course. Football Manager, Basket- Ball, All-High '33, Business and Peasure MARIAN MOORE Language Course, Pep Club, Sports Club, Editor Bronco, Hi Y Club, Honor Society, Junior Class P l a y, Outstanding Personality, Glee Club. l-leart's Desire C. D. NELSON Science Course, Football. The Bowery DOROTHY ORR Language Course, Pep Club, Sports Clu b, Honor Society, Junior Class Play, Junior Red Cross Council. Whistling In The Dark PAULINE PASS Science Course. Dangerously Yours CHARLENE PERRYMAN Science Course, President Pep Club, Presi- dent Sophomore Class, Round Up Staff. l Love That Man BESSIE LOU PHINNEY Language Course. Hoopla ll , AW' '10 1 I ,fl ff WOODROW RASCOE Science Course, Football, Honor Society, Senior Class Play. No More Womeni' MARY TOM RAY Language Course. The Freshman MAR HA ANN REAGAN S 'e d Language Course, Tournament P ep Club, Cle erest Girl. Q ' y ln Love J X ELBER may guage Course, Pan-American Club, Stu- dent Forum, International Correspondence Club. My Man GLADYS SHAHAN Language Course. The Dreamer JAMES SHELTON Science Course, Football. Track, Hi Y, Tour- nament Play. Syncopation RUTH SHELTON Language Course, Glee Club, Hi Y Club. This Reckless Age HELEN MARIE sirz W MJ Science Course. J ' .'Sitting Pretty JW WP C. A. SKILES, Jr. Science Course, Civics Clu b. International Correspondence Club. The Little Giant EDWARD BATES SMITH Glce Club, Junior Class Play. Dance, Fool, Dance ROBERT SPEER Science Course, President International Cor- respondence Club. West Point MARY ANNIE STORME Science Course. Glce Club. This Tlning Called Love MARY NELLE STREET Science Course. As You Desire Me MARGARET TALIAFERRO Language Course. Sports Club, Pep Club. Hold Me Tight V. O. Tl-IURMOND Science Course. I-Ieart of Humanity LUCIE TRIBBLE Science Cou'sc, S ports Club, Pep Club, Honor Society, Junior Class P I a y, Declama- tion, Round Up Staff, Best Liked Girl, Senior Class Play. Hold EveryI:l1in3 QQ .il l WIJL 4 Lf? E. L. VANNOY Jr. Science Course, Basketball, Football, Honor Society, All Hi '3I, Senior Class Play. Time Way To Love CAROLYN TRUITT Science Course, Glee Club. Our Modern Maiden SYLVIA WANKAN Language Course, Pep Club, Honor Society, Junior Red Cross Council, Senior Class Play. Laughing Lady JOHN WILLARD Science Course, Honor Society. A Very Honorable Guy CARROLL WILSON Science Course. Safety In Numbers FRED WRIGHT Science Course, Football. Moonlight and Pretzels Mid -Term Graduating Class FIRST TERM CLASS OFFICERS President ....,.. Vice-President .... Secretary .4... Reporter . . JUANITA ADKINS SAM ADKINS WILMA LOU ATKINS HELEN BAKER BERNICE BANKHEAD HELEN BARNETT ROBERT EARL BARNETT NAN BOBBITT J. D. BROWN JOE CHAMBERS WALTON CHAMBERS JAKE CRAVEN ROBBIE DOBBINS JANE FULLER FRANCES GOSNEY ELAINE HAMMETT TRUETT HARDESTY JACK HARRISON MARE-ERY HOGUE Lorraine Skinner . . , . .Helen Baker .Margery I-Iogue . ,. .Otis Reeve MYRA HUNTER HELEN JAMES IDELL JOHNSON ALICE MAE KIRBY MARIE LITT.RELL BILL MAYS ROYCE McCI.USKEY MARK MCCORMICK ETHEL MCKENZIE CHARLOTTE NOLL EVA PHELPS OTIS REEVE LORRAINE SKINNER LAURETTA THOMAS RUBY MAE VESTAL D. L. WALLIS R. L. WHITESIDE RUTH YANCEY ELAM YARBROUG-H Spring Graduating Class FIRST TERM CLASS OFFICERS President ........ . . ,.,..., Raymond King Vice-president ,... .,.. C Iiariene Perryman Secretary ..... . . ,Marylillian I'IarsI'1aw Reporter .........,.4.4................ Robert Speer SECOND TERM CLASS OFFICERS President ...,.,.......,,,....,.,..... Raymond King Vice-president ..,. .... C . C. I-Iamloy Secretary. ,.... AIIen Little Reporter, I LEROY ABBEY JANEYL ALSUP FRANCES ASHBURN J. M. ATKINS CHARLES AUSTIN IMOGENE BARNES LOIS JO BENTLEY VICTOR BLANKENSHIP MARY KAY BOYD ARDATH BRADLEY KATHLEEN BROWN PAULINE BROWN MAURICE BURDETTE JESSIE BUSH WANDA BOYD LEON CADDELL LENORA CANAFAX WOODROW COOK BAILEY COLLINS VERNELLE COPE an 'iisjgryis OPAL DA MARTHA DITTRICH ARBILEE DOBBS RUTH ESTES LUCILLE FARRELL EUNICE FOSTER RAYBURN FRAZIER ENSLEY FLANAGIN KIMBROUGH GUYER KATHERINE GRANT C. C. HAMBY MARYLILLIAN I-IARSHAW MARJORIE HART RICHARD HILL LANIER HESTER ROSABELL HIETT JACK HUBBARD ARNOLD HUNTER FLORENE HELM CLIFTON INMAN DOLLIE BELL INMAN CYRUS HUNT JUANITA JACOBS MONDUE KARNES MARY KEEN MILDRED KEEN NORWYN KENT RAYMOND KING CHARLES LAMAR HERMAN LANTRIP ELMER LINNENSCHMIDT ALLEN LITTLE JOAN LOOPER MARY SUE LOWE FRANK LOWE RUTH MARTIN MARIAN MOORE JANIE McCALLUM MARY LOUISE MCCRARY ERNEST MCCRAY LUTHER McREYNOLDS ANNA McSPADDEN ROY McCORMICK C. D. NELSON DOROTHY ORR MARY PATTERSON CHARLENE PERRYMAN BESSIE LOU PHINNEY CLYDE RAILEY SUE RASOR . ,John Willard MARY TOM RAY MARTHA REAGAN WOODROW RASCO CAROMAE REESE ELBERT RILEY LOUISE ROBERTS ANNIE RUTH ROBERTS BENO SAWYERS EVERETT SCOGIN GLADYS SHAHAN JAMES SHELTON RUTH SHELTON HELEN MARIE SITZ C. A. SKILES GLADYS SMITH WOODS SMITH ROBERT SPEER WILLARD STANDEFER MARY ANNIE STORME VERA STRATTON MARY NELLE STREET ANNA LOUISE TALIAFERRO MARGARET NELL TALIAFERRO V. O. THURMOND LARA LEE TITUS LUCIE TRIBBLE E. L. VANNOY SYLVIA WANKAN DORIS WHITESIDE FERN WHITLOCK JOHN WILLARD LORENE WILLIAMS MARGARET WILLIS CARROLL WILSON FRED WRIGHT Q, CO-STARS 49 38 N01 JERRY ASHWORTH Ladies Must Love HOMER BARNS Captured MERRITT BARTON The Social Lion FRANK BLAIR A Woman Commands DELBERT BROWNING HuddIe CLAUDE CASTLEBERRY pzffffrf 74-1 SO Bag LUTIE CRADDOCK Smilin' Tiwrougif' RENA DILLON Rio Rita ' EVELYN EAGER 'Flaming Youth h . 14,ff,g,62,glg'7'-ff I-fJL.x'.' JOE EVANS The Leatherneclf' JESSIE EVERS Coquette MARY ALICE FRITZ Alice ln Wonderland LOLA MAE FULLER My Weakness GRAFTON GALE The Right To Romance' ELM ER GARRlSON Tho Chatterbox DESSA GARRISON Let Us Bc Gay LULA MARlE GIPE A Holy Terror NETTIE BELL HALL Faithful Heart , ,,, , ns.. X - if :I if -Q .. ,.i, VIRGINIA HAMLETT This Side of Heaven' LEO HAM METT Careers TOM HARPOOL 'Tlwe Prince of Hearts CHRISTINE HOLT Gallant Lady LULA JEWEL HUSSEY Hard to Handle CATHERINE JAGOE Peter Pan ALONZO JAMISON Working Man WILBERN KLUCK Good Sport ROLAND LANEY Maybe l't's Love MILTON LASATER Smart Guy W. A. MATTHEWS Check and Double Check TI-IERECIA MCCASLAND I3Iying I-IigI1 FRANCIS MEREDITI-I Don't Bct On Women JANELLIE PRICE WIwirIwind WALLACE RATLIFI: Only Saps Work MAINE Lou Rseves why Bc Good? V I HASKELL RICHEY Heartbreaker EMMA SI-IELTON She 6otWI'watSI1c Wanted If I 'F' vii N945 C1 SNS' GLEE SHOLDERS Born To Love NANNIE MARIE STOVALL My Best Girl GLEN TAYLOR Dancing Lady LOUISE WHITE She Done Him Wrong VIVIAN WILLIAMS Naughty But Nice JEAN WILLIS Smart Womani' WOODROW WIT-I The Nuisance J. D. WRIGHT Lucky Dog BILLY PEARL WYNN Fame In memory of our friend and classmate ROBERT MICHEAL HOPKINS Junior Class Officers President ,.., Vice V President Secretary .... Reporter . . . President .,,. Vice - President Secretary . . . Reporter . . . FIRST TERM SECOND TERM .. Sam Adkins ...Helen Balcer Marjorie Hogue . , . .Otis Reeve ...Frank Blair .Haskell Richey .. .Evelyn Hunt ..Torn l-larpool EXTRAS sophomores X N B 1 li- ,Lf fir, e -57 NJ ,.. 1 B rn First Row --- Bill ,Evelyfrbv rfsh, Dorothy Strong, Dorothy Ferne Stone, Kath- rine Bailey, eley Kd e Ligon, Fred Mccullar, Tom Floyd. Second Row---W. X . Edwards, Frances Maxwell, Nora Gipe, Lola Mae Estes, Helen Allen, Jaunitai Taliaferro, Billy Mars,'Marylin Darnell, Bill Bob Key. First Row Robert Maclachlan, Harold Neale, A n n a Sue Truman, Dixie Nell Hall, Ethelston Province, Geraldine Willcoxon, Fred Harrison, Everett McCulley. Second Row --- Barrett l-lamlett, Finley Hare, Bernice Wilson, .lune Shelton, Minnie Lou Mitchell, Mary Joe Crouch, ez George, James Hayes, Bill McKenzie. tl sophomores .JL Q as is. . E 5 ' Freshman Class , , , ' 5-X ,, , J 'f -- - -X Eirst Row-M Ray Gough, Durward Dyche, Ellie Whitmore. Jessie Hall, Celia Jamison Verda Beth Taylor, Bill Boyd, Ben Boyd. Second Row --- La Verne Loltin, Elizabeth Paschall, Oramel Armstrong, Arabell Heard Silas Johnson, Geneva Barns, Earl Tyson, Rose Shelton. First Row Gordon Carruth, Cohen Calhoun, Betty Laney, Peggy Jane Pender, Mrs. Wilson -- Sponsor, Ozella Giles, Mrs. S m o o t -- Sponsor, Joe Wallis McCrary, Tom Crouch, Forbes Dyer. Second Row---L. H. Reese, Vernice Cook, George Ballard, Mary Lorene Taliaferro, Zephya Lee Splawn, Willis M. Cooper, Jesse Manlcin, Charles Reeve Fl'2SI'lmaI'l CIBSS SOPHOMORE CLASS OFFICERS FIRST TERM President ........, ..,..,..,.. ...,. L a delle Ligon Vice - President . I , . ,... Finley Hare Secretary .....,, .... M arylin Darnell Reporter , ...,.......,.. ..... F red McCullar SECOND TERM President ......, ..................... F inley Hare Vice - President . . , .. . ,Robert Maclachlan Secretary ...,. . I ,... Tommy Carruth Reporter .. ,,.,,.. Jean Willis FRESHMAN CLASS OFFICERS FIRST TERM President ,......, ..,..,.,.. M ary Lorene Taliaterro Vice-president ,,... ....,,..,. T om Crouch Secretary ........ . . .Mary Maude Moss SECOND TERM President ....,,.. .....,....,.,,.. W allace McCrary Vice-president .......,..,,... ,.. .. ..... Ralph Daniel Secretary ,..... I ,,,....,....,.... ,John Welsy Kernes Chairman of Social Committee ......,..... Oscar Bales Reporter ....., .....,..,.. ..... V e rda Beth Taylor SPOTLIGHT s A I f f ix, H I 1 U . .- Outstanding Personalities MARYLILLIAN HARSHAW JACK HUBBARD E. L. VANNOY MARIAN MOORE ,un-Qi? 'UU QWA ri, Scholarship . . Alonzo Jamison Leadership . . Jack Harrison Athletics , . , Ernest McCroy Athletic Queen . . Ruth Martin '71 Best Liked Giri . . Lucie Tribbie Best Liked Boy . . Sam Atkins Cleverest Boy , . . . Richard Hifi Cleverest Girl , . Martha Ann Reagan A W i di avi! 4 Senior Favorite . . Mary Louise McCrarv Junior Favorite . . , . . Frank Biair Sophomore Favorite . . Mary Louise Tobin Freshman Favorite . . . Ralph Daniei i O When we were a couple' kids. Concentrating? Maybe fhey'll live over it. Twinses. Wonder if it's water? Feet foremost. l-low do you like your boy? Posing. Hold tight Jack, you'll never hold another like it Let's go bicycling! lnjunsl Chief Clear Sky. Coming thru the Rye Fresh from the kitchen. Denton, Denton Fight Who is he Ruth? Must be noon hour. What! No ladies! A poet's meditation. Brother and sister? Step aside, please, so Just a standin' on a roc Heads up. Feet up. XX!l'1at's wrong, Frazier? ' 3 'Y 'Say it with flowers. Our Fire Chiefs Gentlemen, take notice. The 'Main Entrance. Q. l. A. Forever. Silence is golden. Noise, detention hall The line-up. Hit that line, Putty. The 'team and their lady. The tip off. Water's all you can have. Wind blown. Katch 'um wi' that smile. Ones missin'. lWho is h e Ladelle? The pride of the school. Ruth and her hang-nails. Coaches. Be careful, you might bite that tongue, Shorty Ernie and his other legs. Trophies! Aren't we good? How about a ride, Mr. Gross? The Supt. Wonder where they robbed those sweaters Why so high? What a mug? The auditorium during classes. Pouring up what? Haig teed7i What kind of a play is this? Ralil Rah! Rah! An unfamiliar sight. The liat at the opening ot the season No football line-up. , Wflwat? Ho! Taking it easy. Good looking desks. Poor dolliel First round. Piclcaninnies? Looks lilce a fire drill. Give him a close race, Finley Dear ole library. Just Gladys. The lndespensables. Three Freshies. Who's being accused? Who makes Ns? The bus has just arrived. Dramatically inclined. Spots before our eyes. l le brolce the camera. N o more pictures. r? 5 Y -EV twvh' v WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT? Rushin, to the ottice, rushin' out to eat, Rushin' back an' rushin' home. Down the rushin' street. Rushin' up an' rtishin' down, rushin' in an' out, Say, whats all the rushin' ter? What's it all about? Rushin' after money, rushin' after tame: Climbinf pushinf shovin,' lt's a dizzy game. Steppin' on each other's heels, let me by --- Look outl Say, what's all the rushin' ter? What's it all about? What's the use of rushin'? Let us loaf a while, Watch 'em push. an' run an' grab, We'll just sit an' smile. As they scramble clown the roacl. gaily we will shout: Say, what's all the rushin' fer? What's it all about? af V 17 -4--.-4.2 VV? , . V. ,DMU IJ '4ly I, -'ha' f 'W77 7' I of vff if r' , 1 . lr- , 'Q Liz - in 1 '17' AL Q. -4 L1 gf- X Spgort Raiew Jack Harrison --- Co-captain, Center. Jack was co-captain this year. He was an all-around linesman playing three different posi- tions. When Jack tackled a man the grandstands echoed with the clash of shoulder pads against thigh pads. He held a ve ry responsible position and filled it well. We'd like to have more like Jack. Frank Blair --- Halfback. Frank was consistent on both defense and offense. He al- ways played heads-up football and was a hard running back- field man. He made several long runs during the past sea- son. Frank will be among the four horsemen next year when the whistle blows. Richard Lee Boyd Guard. Boyd played a guard position and - did some neat tackling. He was a low, hard-charging menace to the opposing forward wall. He opened up many gaping holes that paved the way for first downs. Boyd is expected to deal misery to the in- vading teams next year. Leon Caddell --- Tackle. Leon, nicknamed Broady. faced plays that came his way with de- termination. He filled well his tack- le position. Few got by Broady without having their teeth rattled by his vicious ta c k l i n g. Leon should be a good man for some college. FOOTBALL l I COACH H. V. STANTON Mr. Stanton is one of the best football coaches in the state, and Denton High is fortunate to h h' ave im. In college he was a star football player, ending his c o l o r f ul playing career at Baylor University. Mr. Stanton is popular with his men and has shawn that he knows football and knows how to coach it. BRONCO SCHEDULE Visitors Denton Lancaster .. ,,.. I2 45 Stripling 0 0 Ennis . , ..... .. , O O Gainesville 7 O Sherman ...... O I8 Highland Park ... ...25 7 McKinney O 25 Denison O I3 REVIEW OF SEASON Lancaster I2 Denton 45 The Broncos opened the I933 schedule under the floodlights at Eagle field. by defeating a primed team from Lancaster 45 to I2. Reeve's signal calling and the work of the line constitu- ted most ot the game with a few thrilling runs. FOCTBALL Stripling O --- Denton O The Bronco-Stripling game w a s p l a y e d at Wortham tield in Fort Worth. The heat was in- tense, and both teams called time out 'Fre- quently. Both goals were threatened, but none ot the tries materialized. The game end- ed with the same score it had started with. Ennis O --- Denton O Ennis had a hard fighting team but could not break through the stubborn detense tor any large gains. Co-captain Harrison did a nice piece ot work at backing up the line. McCray in the third quarter got oft a 60 yard punt from behind his goal. ln the last period a ti- nal threat was made by the Broncos, but the whistle ended the game. Gainesville I8 --- Denton 7 The clash with Gainesville was the tirst district game. Caddell and Mathews tackled men sev- eral times tor losses, but these advantages ' l. Grafton Gale Haltback. Putty was a driving line - i . bucker. He proved his abil- ity as a good backfield I I man in the McKinney I game. He was always try- ing to improve and had true determination. Putty will be back next year. Wilbern Kiuck -V Tackle. Kluck played a raging tacka le position. His ability to size up the other team's plays was outstanding. We expect 'Kluck' to make the leather fly next year. Lanier Hester --- Quarterback. Shorty could always be relied on to gain that just one more yard tor a tirst down. This year he acted as quarterback and did some nice signal calling. He was a nice punter and a consistent passer. Richard Hill End. Hugnut played a stellar game at end. He was good on snatch- ing passes as well as on tackling and blocking. Hugnut always kept up the spirit ot the team whether in defeat or victory. W. A. Mathews --- Tackle. W. A. played good clean tootball. He played in a tackle position and stood out especially on detense. Dub says little, but you know that old saying action speaks louder th a n words. lt you do not know W. A. you'll learn more ot him next year. Francis Meredith --- Haltback. Little Meredith held down a haltback position and d3d it wcll. Francis was a hard tackler, a good blocker, and a tast runner. lt took halt a d . ozen opposing tacklers to gring him down. Francis will be back next year. Ernest McCray -- Quarterback. Ernie developed into one ot the hardest ru n n i n g backs Coach Stanton has produced. lt was al- most impossible to stop him on line plunges. l-le had speed, pow- d . er, rive, and a cool head. l-le called several nice games. Due to a broken leg he received du ' ring the Highland Park game, Ernie was out part ot the season. He was greatly missed by his team mates and the student body. Er- nie wori't be back next year, and his loss will be keenly felt. C. D. Nelson Tacke. C. D. may have been small to r a tackle, but he played like a wild cat. We coudn't tell this year whether he was playing in the op- posing teams' backtield or n t t o, or he got tackles in them so much. C. D . was a sure tackler. FOOTBALL tailed to help much in overtaking the Leo d par s Caddell intercepted a l t l a era pass tor the Bron co's lone touchdown. Highland Park 25 D --- eriton O The Scots when invading Denton received a tougher reception tha n they expected. ln the first period neither team could get an advan- tage on the other. and punts were exchanged frequently. ln the last quarter the Broncos sut- tered a loss when McCray broke his leg, The Broncs were, howev er, outclassed and the game ended with Denton on the small end of a 25 to 0 score. Sherman 7 Denton 0 The Broncos met another reversal at the hands ot the Sherman Bearcats at Sherman. Even th ough the Broncos made more tirst d owns the Bearcats held back successfully all tries tor a FCOTBALL 'F xx QSWW- e holes talley. Pud llasco opened some nic ' b t old luck for the was against us. baclrtield to run through, u McKinney 0 --- Denton 25 The Broncos entered the McKinney game in splendid condition. They were masters ot the pigskin trom the start. Hester called a won- derful game at quarter, baclred up by Gale's galloping runs. The Bronco team seemed to tunetion almost perteetly both on ottense and detense. Nelson was clearly the outstanding defensive man tor the day. Denison O Denton I3 The Broncos ended the season with a victory over the Denison Yellowjaclrets. Clever bro+ ' notable tea' lcen-field running by Richey was a ture. Meredith was one ot the most consist- ent ground-gainers ot the day. Hill and Shel- ton were detensive stars in dragging down end YUUS. Halfbaclr. t the fastest men on the team. He was a nice broken-field runner. Hack played satety, and it takes some- thing to stand waiting to catch a ball and see tack- l rs closing in on you lilre e a stampeded herd. He was a driving taclrler and a nice pass receiver. Haslrell Richey --- Hack was one o Woodrow Rasco Guard. Pud always played a charging g a m e at guard. L' e buclcs seldom came in over his position, and when they did, it was because he could not get a shoe-string hold. Denton High will miss old Pud. . James simian End. Many plays were centered d James' tleetness. When aroun the quarter-baclc called that end ' ' bad around play, it was just too 't the other team was slow on I catching on. James will be seen more in traclc this year. Eugene Barnes -- Guard. Popeye was always fighting and lceeping up the spirit ot the team. He always showed clean sportsmanship, and at all times was tighting with never an idea ot giving up. We expect a lot out ot Popeye next year. Richard Hill Forwatd. Hugnut was clearlifan standing player in all His ability to hit baskets gave him honor as high point man in more than one game. Hill was selected as an all-district man this year. J. D. Wright --- Guard. J. D. developed into one ot the best tirst year men that Coach McAlister has pro- duced. His clear head, quick thinking, and ability to play basketball awarded him an all- district berth at guard. Homer Barns, Captain---Center Homer was one ot the best detensive men in the State. His backing up shots was a notable teature. He held down the captaincy ot the Broncos this year, and was one ot the three Broncos selected on the all-district team. Herman Lantrip Guard. Herman, lanky guard tor the Broncos, exhibited some smooth playing, and earned his ositi b p on y a wide majo ity. He showed up well in all games. Herman is graduating and will b missed by one and al. Lanier Hester --- Forward. Shorty was an otte n s i v e s throughout the season. He could han A . dle the ball nicely, and he was a con- sistent point rn aker. Shorty will ' leave a vacancy which can not be filled by anyone else. BASKETBALL COACH DAN McALISTER Mr. Mac is one ot the State's tinest bas- ketball mentors. His success this year was attributed to his everlasting determination. He began the season with only two letter men back. but Mr. Mac did not let this hinder him. He produced a team that went to the semi-final ot the State meet at Aus- tin. We appreciate his ettorts and true triendship. DISTRICT MEET The District Meet was held in Fort Worth The Broncs were rated as stron and throughout the meet came expectations ot everyone. ln the tirst round th ' 25: in the the score was 2l to l33 and in the finals a fighting team from Arlington was able to score only I3 points g tavorites, up to the ey defeated Springtown 35 to semifinals with Burleson against our 39. Wright, Hill and Barnes turned in outstanding performances during the meet. BASKETBALL , --as o lk. REGIONAL MEET The Regional Meet was held in the Harriss gymnasium. Coach McAlister drew Purdon, a strong contender for regional honors. They met defeat at the hands of the Broncos in a thriller that looked uncertain until the 'whistle blew ending the game 28 to 23 in the Bronc's fa- vor. In the final contest for the right to enter the State Meet we met McKinney. The Bron- cos got hot and left them trailing at the end of the game 34 to 2l. Vannoy and Hes- ter did some nice offensive work. STATE M EET ln the first round with Austin High of El Paso the Broncos walked through by defeating them 2l to 24, and then in the semi-finals met a disappointing defeat at the hands of the Athens Hornets I7 to I2. ln the consolation match with Thomas Jefferson of San Antonio the Broncos were drubbed by a score of 35 to l5. The Broncos, however, ended a successful season. E I E. L. Vannoy -'- Forward. E. L. turned out to be a rightvhanded artist as well . as a lefthanded artist. He always played heads-up b a II and was highrpoint H. S. will m i ss Hiram . man in several ames. D. v l 9 ' Q when the season strats next year. Haskell Richey Guard. Hack tu rn cd in some n e at performances during the year, and could ,be de- pended on to fill any posi- tion at any time. He showed up well in the dis- trict meet, and will be ex- pected to do more next year. Jimmie Leslie Center. Jimmie, lanky and young was a ref liable substitute. He could hit baskets from any angle. Jimmie lacked experience, but don't worry he has two more years. Watch how he uses them. Allen Little Guard. Sheep filled his guard position well, He was aways trying and never gave up hope. Sheep turned in some good work for old D. H. S. and will be missed. Victor Blankenship Forward. Victor was short in height, but his ability to handle the ball made up for that. He was a two armed specialist and well proved it in more than one game. Yell L2adCI'S GLEN TAYLOR, RABURN FRAZIER, ODESSA GARRISON We're loyal to you, Denton High We're purple and gold. Denton High We'll back you to stand against the best in the land For we lcnow you will stand, Denton High So snap out that loall, Denton High We're baclcing you all, Denton High Our team is our tamed protector, on boys, For we expect a victory trom you. Denton High. Denton, Denton Fight, Denton, Denton Fight, Fight, Old Purple and Gold, Denton, Denton Fight, Old Purple and Golcl Denton, Denton Fight, r Premier Review Bronco Staff gg Marian Moore Raymond King Jack Hubbard Mary K. Boyd Ernest Mccray Alonzo Jamison Cara L. Boswell Editor-in-Chief . . . . Business Manager . . Assistant Business Manager Literary Editor Sports Editor Assistant Editor Faculty Sponsor First Row: Miss Cocanougher, Sponsor: Poindexter Lyde, Roland Laney, Mary Ann Barns, Marylillian l-larshaw, Dorothy Orr, Marian Moore, Sylvia Wanlcan, Lu- la Jewel Hussey, Jean Willis. Second Row: Betty Laney, Dorothy Strong, Mary Jo Crouch, Mattie Lou Reeve. Mary Alice Fritz, Lucie Tribble, Margaret Taliaterro, Lutie Ethel Craddock, Wilma Lou Atlcins, Ruth Estes, Lorraine Slcinner, Ruth Martin, Charlene Perryman, Des- sa Garrison. Third Row: Silas Johnson, Peggy Jane Pender, Mary Kay Boyd, Glen Taylor, Helen Allan, Lola Mae Estes, Pauline Williams, Janele Price. li ,WM Pep Club Sports Club , 'J- iff? ffl First Row Rosabell l'liett, Marylillian Harshaw, Dorothy Orr, Mary Kay Boyd, Frances Ashburn, Lora Lee Titus, Gladys Fern Church, Christine Holt, Louise W h ite, Janelle Price, Bobbie Blankenship, Mrs. Calhoun -- Sponsor. Second Row Glen Taylor, Lutie Ethel Craddoclc, Lola Mae Fuller, Martha Dittrich, Jean Willis, M a r 3 a r e t Taliaterro, Wilma Lou Atkins, Elaine Hammett, Lucie Tribble, Mary Louise McCrary, Therecia McCasland, Ruth Estes. First Row Leo l'l. Hammett, Loretta Thomas, Ruby Mae Vestal, W i l m a Rae Mc- Laughlin, Miss Mizzell --Sponsor, Anna Margaret Willis, Franlc Lowe, Charlotte Noll. Second Row---Huston Stiff, John Wilson, Eva Phelps, Margery l-logue, Mary Tom Ray, Therecia McCaslancl, Elbert Riley. FM l'0l ir V' Spanish Club Science Club First Row --- Miss Lewis-- Sponsor, Cohen Calhoun, John Willard, R. B. Esc: u e, Ray Gough, Mary Lorene Taliaferro, Mary Keen, Mildred Keen. Second Row l-larry Womach, William Baldwin, Durward Dyche, Silas Johnson r First Row Milton Lasater, Frank Lowe, Billie Pearl Wynn, lnez George, M a rtlwe Dittriclw, Janelle Price, M. G. Garvin, Mr. Redway -- Sponsor. Second Row l-lelen James, Robbie Dobbins, Evelyn Overcasli, Marylillian Harsliaw, Sam McLean, Fred Harrison. 4.5 lj Biology Club i Music Clu H S .KM First Row Royce McCluslcey, Jake Craven, Robert Hopkins, Lula Marie Gipe, Sam Adkins, Rutlw Estes, Jaclc Harrison, Mary Nelms, J. W. Jones, Anna McSpadden, Mrs. Wilson -- Sponsor. Second Row Doyle Grittin, Beno Sawyer, W. A. Dawson, Roland Laney, Garland Tobin, Ruth Shelton, Minnie Lou Mitclwell, Anna Sue Thurman, Lola Mae Estes Mary Ann Barns. First Row Robert Mc:Spadden, Margaret Wooten, Doyle Griffin, Tom Harpool, Lula Marie Gipe, J. W. Jones, Lola Mae Fuller, Billy Mars, R. B. Escue, Jake Craven, Beno Sawyer, J. E. Lawlwon -- Sponsor. Second Row Vc:rda Beth Taylor, Garland Tobin, Clwarles Reeve, Marjory Burdetf, J. W. Fralin, Robert Slnoulders, Earl Tyson, Wallace Mann, W. A. Dawson, Ray Ketli Anderson. ll will Milt. Band and Orchestra Junior Red Cross Society First Row Richard Beii, Katherine Grant, M e r r i tt Barton, Mary K a y Boyd, Jack Hubbard. Second Row Myra Hunter, Sylvia Wankan, Miss Lyo n-- Sponsor, Christine Holt, Dorothy Orr. The Mid-Term Graduating Class Presented CHINTZ COTTAGE Directed by Mrs. C. B. Monroe The students taking part were: Helen Baker Philip Morgette Helen Barnett Frances Gosney R. L. Whiteside Nan Bobbitt Bernice Banlchead TR . : 1ifvi . ' y .V- 1 MIRTH ' X X Q I x, N L 3 1 rlgfw fg fy Wifi? Iijffl I 9. gf Q hqgfrf iff? La pet Marie had le jume muttong, L wool was lolanchee as ze snow, every shere ia belle Marie went Le jume muttong was sure to go. Wg? 0, yy CHINESE Wun gal named Moll had lamb. Fleesee all same whitee snow, Evly place Moll gal walkee Ba ba hopee long too. DUTCH Dot Mary hat hot ein leedle schat, Mit har shest lide some vool, And all der lolace dot gal did vent, Dot schat go lilce ein tool. IRISH Begorra. Mary had a little shape, And the wool was white entirely, And whenever Mary stir her sthumps The young shape would tollow her completely , --- Rice Owl. Frank Lowe was helping his extremely tat victim to rise. Couldn't you have gone around me? she asked. Sorry, said Frank sadly, I wasn't sure whether I had enough gasoline. ..-C.. Chile: What you all calls it when a gal gits married three times, biogotry? Mose: Lawd no. chile, dots when a gal gits married twice. When she gits married three times that's trigonometryf' 0 Lanier Hester lon dance tloorl: I wish I were in your shoes. Martha Ann Reagan: Perhaps, but I wish you would refrain from attempting to get into them now. 1.0-. Margaret Taliaterro: Do you know that song. 'What Are Little Girls Made OW' Hack : Is that last word 'ot'? Shucks, I thought all the time it was 'for'. 10 Elderly Gentleman lbewildered at elaborate weddinglz Are you the bridegroom. young man? Richard Hill: No, sir: I am not, I was eliminated in the semi-finals. .i0.T. Ho, ho, cried the villian, as he chopped oft the hero's wooden leg. I guess that's taking him down a peg or two. 10,- C. C. Hamby: lhis first day at Denton Hil: What is youah name, honey? Vernelle Cope: My name is Cliff. Drop over to see me sometime. 10TT Edward Bates Smith: Give me a match, Charles. Charles Austin: Here it is. Ed: Well, can you beat that? I've forgotten my cigarettes. Charles: S'too bad: give me back my match. Ensley Flanagin: l entered a marathon violin contest once and played 'Annie Laurie' for three weeks. Richard Ruddell: Did you win? Ensley: No, my opponent played 'The Stars and Stripes Forever. .l0.1. Here, take this rifle, cried the excited showman. The leopard has escaped. Shoot him on the spot! Which spot, sir! Which spot? exclaimed Wilbern Kluclc. 0 . Miss Boswell: Football season is over, isn't it? Mr. Calhoun: Sure, why? Miss Boswell: Oh. nothing, only that Joe Evans is still passing English. 1101. Preacher: Dot's a fine goose you got ther, Bruddah Jones. Whar did you git such a beauty? Jones: Well now, pahson, when you preaches a sermon I never axes yo' whar yo' got it. I hope yo' will show me de same considerations. O1. Putty Gale: l lost my diamond ring last night while taking a bath. C. D. Nelson: l generally leave a ring in my bath tub, too. Oi.. Prof: What made you sleep this morning? Billy Dunlop: There are eight ot us in the house, but the alarm was set tor only seven.' 1i.o.-i. Dorothy: What do you mean loy telling me that the d a te s you had with me were lilce a string ot pearls? Sheep : Neclcless, darling, neclcless. . Theodocia: 'Your grandfather seems to be a little hard of hearing. Dolly Dell: A little. Why once he conducted tamily prayers kneeling on a cat. School Calendar Monday. September I8 School opens: registration. Tuesday. September I9 Classes begin. Friday, September 22 --- Broncos ring up I933 grid curtain: deteat Lancaster eleven. 45 to I2. Out- standing playersz Reeves, Richey, L. Hester, McCray, Harrison, and W. Chambers. Monday, September 25 First meeting ot the Pep Club. Thursday, September 28 First meeting of P. T. A. Friday, September 29 Broncos battle Stripling High in broiling encounter. Score O to O. Outstand- ing player, Sam Adkins. Tuesday. October 3 --- Elgibility rule hits Broncos: tour outstanding players disqualified: Otis Reeves, Walter B. Hester, Joe Chambers, and Dan Cockrell. Wednesday, October 4 First meeting ot the student council. Thursday. October 5 Classes organized: otticers elected. Friday, October I3 --- Broncos tie with Ennis, O-O, at Ennis. Blair outstanding player. Wednesday October I8 Otticers ot student body elected. Ja ck Harrison, president: Sam Adkins, vice-president: Alonzo Jamison, secretary. Friday, October 20 Broncos lose to Gainesville at Ganiesville, I9 - 6. Caddell outstanding star. Friday. October 27 Broncos downed by Highland Park here, 26-O. Ernest McCray sutters broken leg in game. Friday. November IO Broncos journey to Sherman: lo se 6-O. Outstanding players: Lanier Hester and Jack Harrison. Friday, November I7 Broncos defeat McKinney, 25 to O. Jack Harrison outstanding player. Friday, November 24 Mid-term grads present play, Chintz Cotta g e. Leading players: Helen Baker, Philip Morgette. Thursday, November 3I Thanksgiving game with Denison. Broncos win, I3 -O. Abbey and Gale, outstanding players. Friday, December 8 Broncos open cage season by defeating Dallas Tech Wolves, 20- I5. Vannoy outstanding player. Tuesday, December I3 Pep Club pay assembly. Thursday. December I4 Students elect tavorites for Bronco. Thursday, December I4 Chiet Clear-Sky, Chiet ot the Iroquois Indian tribe, speaks in assembly. Friday. December I5 Old Graduates' program: arranged by Mrs. M. D. Penry: J. N. Rayzor, master ot ceremonies. Friday, December I5 Broncos drub Alba here, 20- I3. J. D. Wright outstanding player. Wednesday, December 2O Broncos deteat Gainesville Leopards here by a score of 28 to I5. Van- noy and Hill outstanding players. Wednesday. December 20 --- Pep Club entertains Bronco Grid Team with banquet and theater party. Thursday, December 2I First Round-Up issued by commercial classes. Thursday, December 2I Broncos drub Gainesville there by a score ot 3I to II. Hill a nd Wright outstanding players. Friday, January 5 Dublin defeats Broncos at Bublin, 25 - 23. Hill and Hester outstanding players. Saturday, January 6 Broncos deteat Dublin at Dublin 25 to I6. Barns and Vannoy stars. Friday, January I2 Broncos drub Emory 20- I3 at Alba. Vannoy star. Barns p l a y s good against Emory giant. Freiberger. Saturday, January I3 --- Broncos deteat Alba, I6 to I2, at Alba. Friday, January I9 --- Broncos win over Emory, 2l to I3. Vannoy outstanding player. Saturday, January 20 Arlington defeated by Broncos at Arlington, I7 to I5. Vannoy outstanding player. Friday, January 26 --- Bardwell defeats Broncos, I8 to I6, here. Wright is outstanding player. Sunday, January 28 --- Dr. Karl H. Moore delivers Baccalaureate sermon to mid-term graduates in First Baptist Church. Monday, January 29 Dr. Spencer L. Stoker. member of C. I. A. faculty. delivers Commencement ad- dress to mid-term graduates in First Baptist Church. Marjorie Hogue and R u by Mae Vestal win honors. Wednesday, January 3I Broncos defeat Arlington 35 to I3 here. Outstanding players: Wright, Hes- ter, and Vannoy. Thursday, February I Athens Hornets beat Broncos at Athens, 3I to 9. Tuesday. February 6 Athens Hornets defeat Broncos 22 to I7 here. Wednesday, February 7 Hi-Y Club organized: Frank Lowe elected president. Wednesday, February I4 Bronco staff selected. Tuesday, February 20 Football boys present annual minstrel. Ernie McCray, master of ceremonies. Thursday, February 22 New officers elected for student b o d y. Richard Hill, president: Ernest Mc- Cray, vice-president: Alonze Jamison, secretary. dffl-J WZQgfis.'gys , sr Zawya. ,r...,s i is lab. at AMAA? IWXAAVQ ff ' ygmJ 05S0 -. . so N X fyycmfw . Saturday, February 24 --- Broncos capture District title at Fort Worth by defeating Arlington, 36 - I6. Thursday, March I First issue ot The Colt published. Friday, March 2 --- Broncos defeat Purdon at T. C. Gym in Regional meet by a score ot 28 to 23. Saturday, March 3 --- Broncos win over McKinney Lions in Regional meet by a score ot 34 to 2I. Win Regional: awarded trophy. Friday. March 9 Broncos deteat Austin Hi ot El Paso in State meet at Austin, 24 - 2I. Saturday. March IO --- Broncos defeated by Athens Hornets in semi-tinals at State meet, I7 - l2, Friday, March 23 Friday. March 30 Saturday. April 7 Friday, May Il -- Sunday. May 27 --- Monday, May 28 Tuesday, May 29 Thursday. May 3l First Annual Hi- Y Day. --- Sports Club entertains Bronco cagers with banquet and theater party. North Texas Latin students gather in Denton tor District Latin Tournament. Dummy, Senior Class play. presented. Baccalaureate Sermon tor Seniors in Church. Senior Day. and Wednesday. May 30 Final examinations. Q --- Commencement exercises .0034 iQ, -fA4ff?0QUd-.1 ,641 , iffy fVhnL1lJ 7-L ' ' v L..l,' Alix' , fl f' A 1 if -if 3 I, ,.a'.4,.f -,f L I fief Q . A - ft-4-J-e7fc...f Lf - iq. ' xg t f 9 ,W 4, fr ,I.f'.. 1.L,,f hrkflt-ra L.?' XJ-C Lili' A li , ,' r 'tl ML' A4 1. , -, , I .1 2 9 f Q- f-.' ', 3 Q ,. 1. . rv I NL .4 Y , ' 7 ' 'i I 5- A- I Qu, i 4 ' ' ' .-ffl .'7f' 1 ,1 ,4 . 'Y ,-. 1 V' 2 LJ The printer must have been annoyed by Ruth Martin's fashion column for a few mistakes were noticed in her column to this effect. Bare feet and tinted tonsils are the lastest thing with sandals. For glamour wear an orchard in your hair. lui. Little Jimmy McAlister accompanied his country cousin to town one day. His cousin walked into the delivery store and said: We want some shorts for the pigs. While the clerk went to fill the order Jimmy exclaimed in a very surprised manner, That's the first time l ever heard of pigs wearing shorts. 0i,. Boss: Take this letter to the office of Smith and Jones. On the way you will pass a football- ground. Ed Orr: Yes, sir? Boss: Well, pass it. ici Woodrow Rasco: What kind of oil do you us: in your car, James. James S.: Well, I usually start out by telling them that l'm lonely. lo.. TEACHERS BONERS Mrs. Smoot: Now girls, l want you to approach this subject with unbalanced minds. Miss Brown lgiving a class assignmentl: Your book reviews are due Friday and l will not accept any excuses like having your teeth aching and leaving them at home. Miss Cocanougher lexplainin ropositioinl k board while l go through it. .w,,.,,....f 7914691 WWW ,Q ' WED L lWhen Wallace Ratlitt visited the circusl. Lion Tamer: These lions are tame. They were brought up on a milk bottle. Wallace: So was l, but I like meat now. 101- Catherine Jagoe: Did you know that a minute in heaven is as long as a million years. and that a penny equals a million dollars? Dorothy Wright: Well, pretend we're in heaven and lend me a penny. C. J.: All right, in a minute. i .0T.i. Mr. Mac: l cut my neck the other day by sticking my head through the window pane. Miss Lyon: How ever did that happen? Mr. Mac: Well, my wite had washed the windows and I thought they were open. lo,- Mattie L. Reeves: I wonder why tat people are hardly ever criminals. Evelyn Eager: They aren't able to stoop to anything low. l -01... Mrs. Stanton: Oh, Herchell, the baby has swallowed the yeast. Mr. Stanton: Umph. you were always predicting that he was bound to rise. l1..0 Pauline Barns: l wonder why there are so many more auto wrecks than railway accidents? Lamesa Boy: That's easy. Did you ever hear of the fireman hugging the engineer. .loi Jane Fuller: My friend laughed when l spoke to the waiter in French, but the laugh was on him. the waiter to give him the check. l told Miss Kennedy: What should you do in case of poisoning? Lorraine Skinner: Give sweet milk. M. K.: And drowning? L. S.: Have a funeral. l.01, Martha D.: l'm worried. l lost a check tor a hundred dollars, today. Janelle P.: Was your name signed to it? M. D.: Yes. J. P.: Well, don't worry. lt'II come back. At a teachers meeting the other day the teachers were exchanging ideas on current events. Finally the principal speaker, after painting a rosy picture ot the blessings ot education and the splendid part the schools have done in preserving the nation, proposed a slogan: Long live the teachers ot the United States! Mrs. Martin, one of the teachers whose salary had been cut to the well known bone, arose and wanted to know: What on. n iL0.,. Louise W.: I think the government is terribly mean. They say they want people to manage the con- servation camps who can best handle men. Marylillian H.: Yes, that sounds O. K. to me. Louise W.: Then why don't they let us women enlist? 1.1-0.1-. Jack Hubbard: 'You must think l'm as big a tool asl look. Mary Kay -Boyd: l think that it you aren't you have a great deal to be thankful tor. .,..,o-i. A Post Ottice Romance Friendship, N. Y. Love, Va. Kissimee, Fla. Ring, Ark. Parson, Ky. Reno, Nev. ln another million years our coal supply will be totally exhausted, said the fuel expert. Yes, but isn't it just a little too soon now to be shoving the price up again? queried H. L. Stanley. OT,., A DELICATE HINT The editor ot the annual published the tollowing note in The Colt to re rn i n d students who hadn't paid tor their annual: There is a. little matter that some of our subscribers have seemingly forgotten en- tirely. some of them have made us many promises, but have not kept them. To us it is a. very important matter - it's necessary in our business. We are very modest and don't like to speak about such remissness. ,.,0 . Herman Lantrip: Is Jimmie Leslie a man to be trusted? E. L. Vannoy: Sure, l'd trust my lite in his hands. Herman: Yes, l know, but can you trust him with anything ot value, l mean? ni 1.0-.. Mother: A 20 page letter trom Roland? What did he say? Emma Shelton: He says he loves me. ioim Neighbor: Ruth, do you know that your contounded dog barks all night? Ruth Estes: Yes, I know he does: but don't let that bother you: he sleeps all day. 10 J. M. Atkins, a trigonometry student, walked up to his teacher the other day and handed in a large bundle ot assignments. Noticing a sheepish look on the tace ot the student, Miss Cocanougher asked somewhat suspiciously, What's all this? J, M.: These are my Mae West problems. Miss C.: Mae West? J. M. Yeah, l done 'em wrong. l.0 Pud : Do you neck? Pee Wee : That is my business. Pud : Well, how is business during this depression? Miss Boswell in a Hi 9 English class was asking questions which tested the observation ot th e pupils. She asked: Where does Mr. Calhoun's picture hang in the library? On the north wall, replied Warren. Where does Mr. Doggett's hang? On the east wall, answered Harold Neale. Bill Bob Key: Why, that's George Washington's. .lo-... Frank Blair: Your heart is just a plaything --- in tact, it's just a toy. Marylillian: And it l want it broken l'll just give it to a boy! io., Our idea ot tit punishment would be to make the boy who writes all the jokes about the Austin ride in- one for the rest ot his lite. ...l0.?- W. H. Chambers: lt all the co-eds in the world who didn't neck were gathered togther in one room, what would we do with her? L. M. Fuller: l'll bite, what would we do? l..01. VEGETARIAN LOVE Do you carrot all tor me? My heart beets tor you and my love is as sott as squash. But l'm strong as an onion tor you're a peach. With your turnip nose and raddish hair you are the apple ot my eye. lf you cantaloupe with me, lettuce marry anyhow, for I know weed make a pear. .1.0.i. Salesman: This is a very servicable wool suit. Frances Meredith: But this tag on the inside says that it's cotton. Salesman jbrightlyj: Oh, that's just put there to tool the moths. lla- Bernie: Yes, darling, l'm a man who hasn't any use tor anything crooked. Mary J. Crouch: Heavensl What do you use in place ot a corkscrew. .-4.04. . Hugh Gentry: My clutch is slipping. Marjory Hart: lt's not noticeable, darling. Barber, to James Shelton: 'Did you want a hair cut? James: Yeh, and cut all the others while you're a T Mr. Stanton lin law cIassI: Lutie, will you be quiet Lutie Craddock: No, but I will tor two bits. loi- Juanita: Believe me, I know what hunger is. 'C It tor a bit? Tubby B: Why? Have you ever been poor? Juanita: No, but I have seen you eat. . 0l... There must be some mistake in the marking ot this examination paper, D. Nelson. I do not believe I deserve an absolute zero. Neither do l. agreed Mrs. Martin, but that is the lowest I am allowe 101 Mr. McAlister: ln which ot his battles was Alexander Glen Taylor: I think it was his last. 0.l. cl to give the Great killed? Mary A. Fritz: I would like to see a pair ot shoes that would tit my teet Clerk: So would I. - C. A. Skilesz What time is it by your watch? Frank Baker: Quarter to. C. A. Skiles: Quarter to what? Frank Baker: I don't know. Times got so hard I had to Iay o,.. SI-IE TOOK my hand in a sheltered nook, my candy and my books, the lustrous wrap ot tur, She took She took She took She took those gloves I bought tor her. She took my words ot love and care. She took my flowers rich and rare, She took my order, maid so shy, She took, She took I must contess my eye. whatever I could buy, And then she took another guy. Maurice Ba ott one of the hands ker complained young Master C Janelle: What're you knitting? Martha: Something to cheer up the boys. Janelle: Why, you silly thing, the war is over. Martha: This is a bathing suit tor me, dear. 0-.. Dorothy Orr: I don't see why he dates her: she's a terrible dancer. Rosabell Heitt: No, she can't dance, but she sure can intermission. ilo-.. A friend: Hello, where have you been? Mr. Carpenter: To the station to see my wite oft for a month's,hoIiday. The friend: But how black your hands areI Mr. C. Yes, I patted the engine. -L?0 Ardent admirer: I would go to the end ot the world tor you. Gladys Shahan: Yes, but would you stay there? .loi Charlabellz Did you ever wear Indian underwear? Charlene: No. What kind is that? Charlabellr Why, it's the kind that creeps up on you. ..i..C.. .i. Tom: What is this thing called 'Iove'? Dessa: It's probably another phonograph record. ,.0 Shorty Knox: I've eaten beet all my lite, and now I'm as strong as an ox. Therecia McCasIand: That's funny: I've eaten fish all my life and I can't swim a stroke -lgl Ladelle latter being kissedlz I didn't know until now that you were that kind. Finley: Baby, I'm even kinder than that. - ,Ol- Prot: What's your son's average income? Mr. Brown: From two to two-thirty A. M. ,0? Do you think this suit is all right for a bridge date? What bridge is the date on? Who will drive this car away tor SlOO? read the sign on a dilapidated tl i ver in a deaIer's show room. A 'gob' passed, came back, read it twice, then entered the store. Jerking his thumb to- ward the si g n. he said: l'II take a chance. Where's the hundred bucks? .1o1. There was serious rioting in a certain Texas town. and the mayor wi red to the governor ot Texas for Texas rangers to quell the disturbance. When the next train arrived from the capitol, one ran- ger stepped oft. T ..O..1 And it came to pass that a green business man read in black and white that business is in the red. And Io, when he beheld these tidings he became blue. tor he was already yellow. 101. Raymond: My old Ford turned turtle last week. Mr. King: Good grief. I thought this soup tasted tunnyI 10,11 MADAME TORO'S MAIL Dear Madame Toro The salesman who sold me my most recent purchase in cars told me the automo- bile I got, an Elmira Eight, has an indifferent horn. What does he mean? --- Frances Ashburn. Dear Frances I Ie means it don't give a hoot. Dear Madame Toro I went to see a beauty specialist about my hair falling out so much and he said it I took an old Indian treatment for it my hair would bother me no more. Is he right? --- .laneyl Alsup. Dear .laneyl --- I'II say he was right. I-Ie referred to scalping. Dear Madam Toro The other night I went to a palmist and atter looking at my hand he said I was very economical in some things. What do vou suppose he meant? --- Merritt Barton. Dear Merritt --- Soap and water. Dear Madame Toro --- Do you think we have seen the end ot the depression? --- Maurice Baker. Dear Maurice Yes, the front end. Dear Madame Toro --- My tiance tells me he usually carries around a roll ot bills big enough to choke a cow. What shall I reply? Charlene Perryman. Dear Charlene --- Ask it he ever pays any ot them. If you want enemies, excel others: If you want friends, let others excel you. Colton. 1.0 Dentist's epitaph in a Connecticut Cemetery --- When on this tomb you gaze with gravity Cheer up! I'm filling my last cavity. loi--. At a performance of Faust in Cork the gentleman h w o enacted the part of Mephistopheles was so stout that the trap-door was too small to permit his descent to the infernal regions, a n d all of his person above he waist was still visible over the stage. One of the gallery g od s, who hap- pened to be our own Beno. noticing his dilemma exclaimed: Begorra, the place is fuIII 0 Woodrow Cook wants to know why does the whistle blow for a fire. Robert Speer says that it doesn't blow for fire. it blows for water. They've got the fire. - o. The lesson was in drawing and Truitt Hardesty lwhen in the fifth gradel was sent to the blackboard to draw a horizontal Iin. I-Ie promptly and proudly drew a horse-on-a-line. l-q. . 'Why do they put so many holes in Swiss cheese when it's Limburger that really needs ventilation? --- R. L. Whiteside. . 'Miss I Ieitt, murmured the office manager to the stenograhper, I don't wa nt to be harsh. Nothing like that: I really don't. Let's have the answer. said Rosie nonchalantly. What's gone wrong now? I just want to ask you not to write your young man during business hours. I. e t t e r s are apt to get mixed up. Herb and Blurb report that we sent them a shipment of love and kisses, instead of the axle grease they ordered. -l0 Bellhop Iafter guest has rung ten minuteslz Did you ring, Sir? Lily Zeretzke: No, I was tolling: I thought you were dead. Wouldn't we THE EST FAMILY Papa Loud Est.. .................Jack Hubbard Sister Merry Est .... ,,.. S ylvia Wankan Mama Meek Est, Miss Saucy Est. Uncle Witty Est. Sister Airy Est. . .Jessie Huffman ...,.Louise White .. . ..... Richard Hill . . .... Lucy Tribble Brother Neat Est. . . , A... Robert Speer Mlle. Noisy Est. Col. Cuckoo Est. Lady Cross Est. . Miss Pretty Est. . Sister Polite Est. Mr. Tall Est .... be surprised if --- . . . ..... Jessie Evers ,.. ,.... C. D. Nelson Lula Marie Gipe Frances Ashburn . . . ...,.... Ruth Estes Herman Lantrip Maxine Acker got to class on time? Mr. Doggett should give us a holiday? Ed. Bates Smith combed his hair? We saw Lutie Craddock without Glen Taylor? An assembly program didn't have a speaker? Mr. Roark let detention hall out thirty minutes early? Ruth Shelton should talk slower? Mary Alice Fritz should lose her voice? Mr. McAlister should some day be the advisory council to the president? Mr. Gross should become a social butterfly? Prof would rock himself to sleep with his idea about lost and found articles? Mr. Stanton wouldn't be at all surrounded at anything that might happen? Denton, Denton, Fight didn't follow the High School song at every game? Mary K. Boyd should stop doing crazy things? V. O. Thurmond: You should see the graceful lines of her neck and her languid eyes. Her skin is like velvet and her breath smells like new-mown hay. Elmer Garrison: Are you speaking of a girl or a cow? -lill- Mrs. Smoot: Earl, have you done your outside reading? Earl Tyson: No'rn, it's been too cold. l0 . V Pat Frazier: Are you fond of indoor sports. Joan Looper: Yes, if they know when to go home.'t lol One morning Mr. Gross looked over the fence line and said to Mr. McAlister: What are you burying in that hole? You act suspicious. Just re planting some of my seeds, replied Mr. Mac. Seeds, exclaimed Mr. Gross angrily, it looks more like one of my white leghorn hens. That's An offi all right, answered Mr. Mac, the seeds are inside of her. i Mary Ann Barns: Say, Mother, was baby sent down from heaven? Mother: Yes, Mary Ann. M. A.: They like to have it quiet up there, don't they? io..- Boss: That boy, J. D. Wright, whom we put on the job is a regular steam engine. Friend: Good worker, is he? Boss: No, he's a good whistler. . 0 cial at Washington the other day received a scathing letter from a Westerner, and you kn ow how eloquent the Westerners are when they start to express themselves. The official received the following letter: Sir: My stenographer, being a lady, cannot transcribe what I think of you. I, being a gentleman, cannot think it. But you, being neither. can understand what l mean. J 31 x s s',o7's'r-1 ' 1 f I Mr. Mac: How modestly and how sens y Mrs. Sweet dresses! Have you noticed it, dear? Mrs. Mac: Yes, some women wlllfdogf ything to attract attention. if t r N .. lg ' 3 he doctor says he has saved that woman's lite nine times. xL,always did thinlc she was a cat. said Nora Leen. . 0.i.. Fresh customer: Why don't you smile once in a while? You lcnow you can catch more tlies with mo- lasses than with vinegar. Sylvia Wankan: Yes, but l don't want tlies buzzing around me. -1.0-.- Angry Motorist: Some ot you pedestrians walk asit you owned the street. Angry Pedestrian: Yes, and some ot you motorists drive around just as it you owned the car. Lol. 1 Fortune Teller lsoultullyl: Our spirits are in harmony. I can sense an aura about you.' Patron: That ain't no aura, lady: that's hair tonic. ...-O..-. Mrs. Wilson: You looolc agents malce me so mad with your confounded nerve and impudence that l just can't find words to express my feelings. - Agent: Then I'm the very man you need. l'm selling dictionaries. ,1O,T- Christine Holt: l've added those tigures up ten times. Mr. Gross: Good. Christine: And here's the ten answers. .-0.-. ,f X , I Lenora Canatax: l'm learning shorthand. 'i u -X Kathleen Brown: Fine, let me hear you say good morning in shorthand. I -' 'X . A-. .n - , M1315 T g -T014 T i --T -AT Y -SXT' .v in - in -A 'X ,Mr illiams: So you want to become my son-rn,-law? X.- 7 77'---X do y: Er 14- Et exactly. I wanted to marry your daughter. T 1 - ' xg ' - ipylfi ' A TIA VI ' , . - r A tx' 'Ffa' ' DTP' 7 n 'W TI . ,. .,i f f ' f. .-t r , A , if J' Q' - X , j .- fs .-.- , L J N - -7 .. , db- Q , , x f ' 37 ,X , ' ,fu I , ,..z ,, N lf. HWAMYQWMM! M! ' PRESS 'A wewwfww WW' WP 9-M BMWWJQMGQWV QJMW M 6, wwf QW Q , P 1 1, , -. ' J I I- . . ? ELECTRIC POLISHING ELECTRIC WASHING Tires - Tubes - Spark Plugs Accessories 5-III'5r-Ifgv SAM LANEY Ph e 67 R 502 N.L I MEMBER CERTIFIED LUBRICATION 's' A TEXACO STATION WE DO OUR PART ROAD SERVICE The Denton County National Bank Denton Texas My girl's so dumb, she thinks a primary cell is a jail for little children. W Richard Hill Duke 8 Ayres 5c to 31.00 Store Our Motto ls-- COURTESY. QUALITY. AND LOW PRICES Jack Hubbard: Have you carried out my su gge stio n s about making the annual better? Weary Editor: Yes, they're being carried out now -in the Waste basket. Woodson A- Harris The Grocer Staple and Fancy Groceries IO4 E. Hickory St. Phones 80-404 Jessie Evers: 1On being introduced to her old beau sniffed! Sorry but I didn't get the name. E. L. Vannoy: I know it, but you tried hard enough. J. C. PENNY CU., IUC. A Complete Department Store Phone 346 North Side Square Mr. Stanton: May I have the next dance ? Wanda Boyd: 'Tm sorry. I'm engaged. Mr. Stanton: Heck, I don't want to marry you. I've got a wife. ff rs, . l 'P' D g , ' A l M East dn 99' , xl' 0' S , i 0 in A, 4. 1 0 Phone Court r ' I' y ' , , l 43 Square 1, 1 5 . in .- l N Q . ! F n ' l ...- , rl gr, e y fi Bio s : , wil we Q . e lc ' ypes 'n animals, eginmn th H Ell' . Q Q y I 0 I . . i J . rig Wia okin or eting card. 'Here i si lov ly s i n said the saleslady. To the only girl I ever loved. X s fin , said . D. take five, -no, six of them. C1.. ss Brown: Give the definition of vacuum. Haskell: I have it in my head, but I can't express it. Safety First Courtesy Second Service Continuously Denton Bus Lune Dr. W. I-I. Hawley Smoot-Curtis Bldg. DENTIST Phone Il24 Dessa Garrison: Will you take a walk with me? Tom Harpool: What for? Dessa: Oh, my doctor told me to take my exercise with dumb bells. .. 0 . May I marry your daughter? What is your vocation ? n I'm an actor. Then get out before the foot lights. Dixie Motor Coach Corp. Phone 90 I I 1 ,4, 4 . w.. xl' 1 ., I ft 1' 'fur if , 'A LJL X I hjVl,Q: ' g X , 2 . ,f . A AHLEE funn CQMPANY, mc. , if ' I i 'Q Lx - 5 Uwe KNeQiv.TrREs - - f 1 gf J A r 5, . gcooielaza MTIRIES 'RHONEL ss ROAD SERVICE 'if' . Yjf, f A UENTOFUS 'NLY suPeR-sERvncE STATION ,' 'ill f 4:-1 ov if .lv lx -' t I LY ll!! , X 41. I Rrinc A. fAf er quarrel with herfbeaul: 'I,wouldn't marry you if you were the V V1 1 a3C'man,'dln earthlxq - I bk '- ' yJay'frf6ndl5-flI'Lltr1oxAg yolfylwouldnt. You'd be killed in the rush. AX AN- tx 'R 'f TA 4- I ,f f I ,V f V P- C ,. V A ' A' '- . x 'I I xt ' X f '4g'tl 1 I ,I 'Q l iFr v f - 1 .Ja ed, Wright: ', 'rinkgn :ha es you beautiful. I x Y VTa'IiaQro: I, hav'en't been drinking. V - s Fve Q I know you haven't, but I have. THE AMERICAN CAFE Always ready to serve the Denton High School MORRIS 8 McCLENDON W. T. MORRIS Paint and Paper Company D- T- MCCLENDON lt L sater, dramatics student, wanted to know. What's a monologue . Mi on a A conversation between a man and his wife, Mr. Knox answered. Why I thought that was a dialogue. No, a dialogue is a conversation between two people. o,.l....- h n the resent Marian gave Mary Louise McCrary: 'Tm going downtown and exe a ge p me for Christmas. ' Rosabell: 'Tve got to go to the five-and-ten, too. SPORTING GOODS Tennis, Golf, Football, Baseball, Gym Suits NORTH SIDE SQ TALIAFERRO 8 50N UARE PHONE I25 THE SHAW STUDIO If we have pleased you, tell o-thersl' if not, tell us 206 WEST OAK STREET TELEPHONE I3 4 DENTON, TEXAS Prof. Iin mineralogy classbz What is the largest known diamond? Shorty Hester Irudely awakened by a kickin Er-r-er-er the ace, of oourse Lamb - Whitson Food Products Co. DENTON, TEXAS Wm. H. MCNITZKY Master Printer Book, CATALOGUE AND COMMERCIAL PRINTING This Issue of the Bronco is a Product of Our Plant PHONE l20 208 SOUTH ELM ST ww 3-xf A 1 7- , - , , - be M RX , - A xi ,N .4 X , ' 1 ' KX- I A .3- My V V l 0- , . Qi Ai r' 'Nl' A' 1. sf -f'- c' c M tk ,.1 -. i nty roc at et A rl- .EASJK-SIDE STQUARE Q PHONE los . LCR V- I Y 71 V V X ' J .U ' ta Ki' lx , ' x ,A colored man was kill in a' ccident. The insurance man went to the house fx.: ef! of the deceased to investig e. 'X I . ' ' A. X . . -fv ' ,J Did Washin on Johnson live here ? He asked the wee ing woman who u gy N , P xxx, is upened the door. - ' X 1 XP! A ' YaSsahI she repkil etween sobs. J-rf' K f l I toxig the remains. ,X ' With a new s se of importance the dusky widow drew herself erect and an- ,J ', . swered proudly, 'Tm de remains. 1 1 1 X1 0 ,., Dcctorz How often does t ome on? F Lcis Loftin: Ev minutes. D3ct sts? is: ell, a quar r of r at le . .JV . J. ACHL 5 ' Lin of Ins ce 308 OOT CU PHONE 365 Rich . hat 's ' so swelled up about? Charles a r: i e insurance doctor just exam' him found him 0. K. R' a : Well, what of it? Charles: It's the only examination he ever assed. ii-0.il4 Break, break, break, 4 On thy cold and gray stones, of seag 1 nk -A ' But if you broke for forty years, fri ., ,, . - - Yo.1 d not be as broke as me. -Carroll 'wJ.lso.1. L Q ,f -c., ' 51 ig ...-s Q - - ,ff 1 or l, 3..:ff4',4 il-:IL SEE US FOR YOUR GRADUATION GIFT ,d . ,4. X -- I jr f 3 ef, . L1 Vannoy Jewelry Co. 3. -1 'Q M ,fl -:wh Just Off Northwest Corner Square A -xL 'il,,gyi1. ' - C- O3 X' ' 22 ia!!! 162.5- 2. ' 4 ft '11 .ve snzx 1 , . -L - ., , 3 ' .TA-fgi f en , A Q. Q , . 41 ,lk 41 1 fi' , if wg, 3 J' , .I J' .J , C2 i . . . 4. fp ff, I 2' O 'Q J' . if r- fx er - M1c, Q Q W S+' 7: if -526 .- ff .f '1 1 iff ri: 9524 ' .J ' - . ff ' , l , , snhgws BARBER shop f l L, me Q here Qeryice, Cburtesy, andjcileanliness W in W, U A i J .-' ' f ' ee EJAST,SlDE5, ARE, tj' B J. .givin Pr kg ff-5 , A ry - lr? l' ,fl-,F 'J Q .f 7? -' 1 ' ' 1 f-Z x , D gl While Marian Moofe wass editor of the Denton High Bronco, a subscriber wrote27.' lr 5 . .,,,' to her saying he had found a spider in his book and asked her whether this was --Q N iign of gocd jar bad luck. he editor answered in this way: df , 1 x i' E : De34' Subscribey Finding a spider in your book was neither good luck norvg ' badiluckvfor you. The spider was merely looking over our book to see which mer- X . chan 'is not advertising, so that he can go to that store, spin a web across the doorfx and'l d a life of undisturbed peace ever after. ,ftj QP o..i...m rf, Mildred Keen: Oh look at the rhinocerosf' --O ,f 4 Mary Keen: That ain't no rhinoceros. That's a hEppopotan1:us. Can't you see it ain't got no radiator cap? A Friend Brownbilt Shoe Store PM 530 Edwards 8 Mccrary 2'8 WEST OAK RADIOS, FUNITURE, STOVES, FLOOR COVERINC-BS, ELECTRIC REFRIGERATORS Tubby Laney: Hello, is this the City Bridge Department? Voice: Yes, what do you want? Tubby': How many points do you get for a little slam? O A hotel clerk was astonished to see Bear Hester parading through the foyer in a pair of pajamas. Here, what's going on here, roared the clerk. f L I Apolcgizing, Bear said: Beg pardon, I'm a somnambulistf' Q ' 1 f Well, sneared the clerk, You can't walk around here like that, no matter what , your religion is. nf I 1 - ,V 1 QQ YARBROUGH BROS. r - , , 1 1 o u f . K u A' New and Used Fumture - Repair ork aiSliJCrClaltY ' f. PHONE uzon ' DQNTON , ,g ff in -61 'I 1 ' 0.7 I ' . 1 ' . ' A A X 1 , f' 'a gl ' I 5 f n If .- . , gf -.1 V A , 1 auyp ,le L J 'J f ,rf - 3 .1-' ef Nl' J :Aj Ui, ' X, ,Tk Hr-il X , f u 1 ,I f L 11 , f,J , '.f ' I Qi, .'l :- . Q w , I J . , '- l J , J 'Axlpl , I . .' IJ! nf' J N' 'jyfxj 'til VP f Nj 1 fx .- , 1' X u p. Q, J 1 X, . PM , , we .es ng if was 14,2 -.. -A xl ' .1 I! M Y X! u ,xr 'V ' ' PR l ' . 4 :J v pl f- ny . if 'A' -ff! 'V' MANUF TU EES OF , V-V gd' 1. . jul! Lylcbg ear? A R f airy Products 1' l ' S. '5 if ' . 3, xf . 1 9 Y X t IQ Ak .I ' , ,JPREJJJ A U lxfyid i,j',i:, ,FJU WHAT E SIGNAL MEANS Jfjll x yd s 'Mn arligprotruding from tix car ahead means that the drlver 1 Hu -1 Q, Knocking ashes off a cigarette. ' . - I 2. Going to turn to the left. V, yuh- ,hy 4 jj .3 Telling a small boy to shut up, he Won't buy any red pfp. JP J- -ll! 1,4 4. Going to turn to the right. fl- ,I ' 5. Pointing out a scenic spot. ,ij J 6. Going to back up. 7. Feeling for rain. 3? 8. Saluting a passing motorist or going to stop. .iOl . Found in Miss Hamilton's diary: Last night I lay in a gondola on Canal at Venice, drinking it all in, and life never seemed so full before. the Grand lloiiman 8 Lakey DRUGS AND SODAS A GOOD PLACE TO TRADE A mountain boy from Kentucky joined the army, and without ever having seen an army rifle before hung up a new record for consecutive hits on the rifle range. He explained it to the Colonel this way: Every mawnin' for years pa's been handing me the old muzzle-loader with a charge of powder and just one bullet. And he sez, Here, boy, go get breakfast. So I ain't used to missin' much. 0..i.? A chinaman had a toothache, and phoned a dentist for an appointment. Doctor: Two-thirty all right? Chinaman: Yes, tooth hurtee, all right. What time I come? KING GROCER COMPANY WHOLESALE GROCERS Use Del Monte Coffee and Aunt Jemima Meal MARCHEL NEAL FLQUR Qiiers Free Tarzan Gifts wwwfbw ll QM we ' ' ow an o you ' ren nt t o to Heaven? 5! ren all ise t ' :ind :ce 1 tle Jimmy McAlister. eacher: 'B imm , on' want to o to Heaven ? Ji y: My ot r told to come ho e right after school. My- Siu s o da Are the Business People of Tomorrow --- Keep Us In Mind bk-JJ OF DENTON ' i posits in this bank are insured as provided for in the Banking Act of 1933 Helen Marie Sitz fwho has been served with a wing of chickenlz Mother, can't I have another bit? This is nothing but hinges. l..0 A shirt advertisement asks the question: What do you look for in shirts ? Clifford Hogue answers that one: Buttons ,.o, Not only has Wilbert D. broken my heart and wrecked my whole life, but he has spoiled my entiievening. - Wilma Lou. Plump bodies i E nd V N phtxse igstyl a y, yr . The phase tha gears thous nd E s. A . f SPORTING eoobs Eg , V M V X PHILgE D os S . i . ,K Ne y LS L RY i AN rs d ond r g wit tha all onde guy er ther Just a if T A D f sr s s s nute go heevas wful xen ll, of sudden h tftned a e ed way n ven o an more. t e: H01 CB ' t , ti 4 ' , an e p 1 , ,Q d 't li 1 at Se I Ditto M- e e awfne c e in- e's y h d. l . . - A 8 ' ' Wifi A . Aly , ,ff ,Tl9fM'j'J4 f3?ffM ju Q fy Ld N' yy ' My ' R ET ENToN,. TEXAS i 6 U . f E 1, 4,3 . flfljx W4 rd, Cc icut re i liquid he r with the i ense numb U 2 , get 1 . . ,W FA V, My ' ivin s c p .in som . People used to pay 31.50 to see the g I NYJ! r ed a eylge n . - r. Gross. ggffhfj ' L' Q J ,I p M KW ,Og My fr upstairs: Jean, tell that young t t th light y Willis: But father, we ha.ven't t d th lght E V. F. U.: Oh! allright, I thought I h d th lght b tt p 'i K X Jean: No f rn rn r r th ight b tt N J ,Xp 233, 120 Q A ff -Te Ee Kaffe he ethllegeeeeseeeep Russell 8a SoqiSk tHR: ,L X 3 .B . 1 O I BN x kj - , 5 IDT: 1 k -:Rb A -T Dent0n's Leading Department Stor ' lax - . . L -X , 5 X . Q xlib 'T 1 N' '5 A 1 x F X J X 'XX -l b bx A , I t X ' :LQ Ah HN ' i5 x ' 25 ,-A 5:N , XX X SQX D ' if : .,Ql Qq ,Tlx ix-up - Q M - Q' up V 'tb ,J Q 3 f iQ Q lk N, ' '25 e X X U., It J? FS. Watson Groc My 3 gg' 2 . . . :E E '-' Service and Quality Staple and Fancy Groceries . horhq Q. U E F ' or , Evelyn Hunt: And if I sit over in that nice dark corner will u mis ' t t u A me? ' Homer Barns: Yes. 11 - E 1 . . . Q -Rv velyn. And will you promise not to k1SS me? - , . Homer: Yes. X . j E Evelyn: Then what do you want to go over there for, anyway? C . ,... O . a 1 . Ethel McKenzie: I've just come from the beauty parlor. Jane Fuller: Too bad they were all closed. Hts' -5 - U.: Cb- ....i0 'X In the restaurant business, maintains Wanda Boyd, what's right V , is right and what's left is hash. Fortune Teller: I warn you: a dark man is about to cross your path. Dorothy Orr Lmotoristjz Better warn the dark man. 32' Compliments of 1 1 J' .7 ,fx ' faffa MONROE - PEARSON , gf A-A .f 2,5 Wholesale Grocers ' 'W ,f Q51 ,bf 1? w ' . Phones I03 --- Il5 D , SQ if ,X Q' ,K cgi! ,rf I MN- ft ' -1 Leon Caddell: Who invented work, anyway. ' vi f Wilbern Kluck: You should worry: you'll never infringe is teqgifptx ,172 qf . - 1' ,X if - ,Q A 0-Q j My 'ji Q X , .1 I J ' Judy H.: May I have some stationery'?' Q 4 rs in -W H- a' -1' I' z Hotel Clerk qhaughtilyla Are you a guest of the house li' if Q' fir' 6' ,L' Judy: I should say not, I'm paying S20 a day. dl' I Q' 1 I K' ' are 7' W-0+ 9 ,Sf f ' Vx L., Jean W.: It says here that a woman in Omaha has just ' fnated hg tlfsdvgulsba . 'JI Evelyn Eager: Heigho! Isn't that just the way? Some of us cangieig one an ther women have husbands to burn. JV s Denton Baking Co. ' -1 PURITY BREAD Party Pastries A Specialty CAKES 'I i J i wr - f Lk! EV ' i fy yr 5 ' 1 ' . yy i , H, J 1, IU, by y iii ri if , if r, sfi if ' va jj if it kfnj ' ,, 2 'I y Q, V X Sghqoylyiaborpxgpry VyorkQ,Out ' i pizhiaielegsw Rrgflfigdfator ri R g V ir fi , 'ii I i 't iii ix' , .1::af2e:::1, i-J' i I i s it iiiu s 1 , ,ifi1ELECIR0L X F , o, 1 QGAS REFRIGERATQR .6 .vi 8. yy PU: out a macttineiess refrigerator a tew 'year ago I it Two yotfng studentsiin a schoot laboratory worked i in Sweeden and now theficitchenvot Dentonznex- as can havythis inyention. It'q.,ihc GASiRetriger- ator. It you're interested in seeing how those young nien ntade it workkviisit the Gas Company and let .us show you thisixsimpte, air-cooled treezf ing uniti A tiny ga! ttarne turnished the power, 4,4And keefpsluo a SILENT treezivtg year in and yea: 1 out, tor much icss cost than any other system. Unis is iust os? ot the inyentions tor an automatic gas iciteheniiot today. The modern Gas Rang: even tights itselt. My rf q wif l s . i 1 r . ' LONE STAIl,x Mun1c1pa1 has Company M M ' GAS sYsTuM W- is FOR ECONOMICAL TRANSPORTATION ,L - ll -t SALES g CHEVROLET! SERVICE PHONE No. 2 S. I. Self MOIOI' CO. DENTON, TEXAS There are 5,280 feet in a mile unless it happens to be on a detour, when it is approx- imately 23,765 feet. - 0.,.,.4 Some people get up bright and early. Others just get up early. 0m-N Did you hear what the customer called me? roared the indignant boss, ap- pealing to his old faithful clerk for sympathy. Yes, sir, replied the faithful clerk, I heard the word he used, and I was Surprised that you didn't think of it first and call him what he called you. I hope you are not losing your command of English. To the Students of the Denton High School The future citizens of Denton, and the 'future patrons of this depart- ment, we extend our hearty congratulations on the splendid worlr ac- complished, as evidenced by and recorded in the Bronco. May the training you are receiving well tit you for lite's work as successful, pro- gressive, and active citizens, tree holders and community builders is the sincere wish of the governing officials of THE CITY OF DENTCN Water, Light and Sewer Department N Mifr, WMU: MW u . Q5 W- QP, r WM HO epard F ome PHO ' I I om orting igniHed Servi in S mp Way ' -AL a ' , rv They w ly seated fore Haag!-D n d C. C. in -ask . . C., what do s t asge os' e n the cu tain? I ' 3' said on' s ce. That Latin for 'W ,Jef Wy -. . 6 ,' Sk' W 5 s Brown: Sum t e epicurea s phy of life. Mary Ajmie: HIM? drink and be marr , for to r e die. , J ' , ' ' f , ,J 7 1' . I ' ,f . t ljyjL!f'i,7,fl!l X! l .fssi 7 1 fnsltis the Olympic 'Games consisted of 1 in run 1 Jlljglp Wi i,,x?avf,,i1g13,yyllf..t thr mg. y y Mfg MM 9 allifi' ffmiflwl :ffl W f 7 fa: as iizzll. Wififfi 'I ' M- ,ff fi - ,fvf-'lf W' W t Q ffm!! X X I' J, 1 'M JA W .J AM, I D 53,31 fl I fl iff ff 2' ll fl Ulf, 1,7 'Efntast says th t th Cotterj!QJqludWy ' t X w .' . Cotter I f i if yspend the g - 1 I x ,X W W yi' f fl W fl' is y yi l T HA wp! . We deeply appreciate the won erf you have given the Palace and Dreamland Theatres ear. It has indeed been a pleasure to serve you. To you w o are leavin , we wish 8 a most prosperous future. To you who are returning next year, we hope to have the pleasure of serving you again. Always at your service PALACE and DREAMLAND THEATRES JOHN T. CAMPBELL, Manager I , ' x ll' x fl f ' ,K Yrfidf I I fl' .J j l I , Y rl r I N f Y j I I N y - , V, . X f - Y ,f I E . 1 WV I lf , x .Q fy 1 J , K - l V V -i . ' ' ' xx 'I .- Y f A I X my , 1 X, . Vf, xxx R I ' j ofnce ' L' f Xenones ' Suitelloo A. B. M. D. J Zofnce '23 ! ,f Ralfy Bldg- 5 . EYE, EAR, NOSE A THROA W .X esi SPA 153 A , l I Glasses Correcu itfed i' f M V 1 f . ' ' l .f Y 4 gl e E I -E rg J-4 F H . . ' I i f lr! KMA Mac:,Do you think! you can mak a good j trait of y wife? .I I Artist: My friendh I can make it so wlifelik ou'll jumylsvery vue you seg it. 5 l V x I , 'N I . ' , f j ! If X If , If y ' 'Y j I, 'xl I ' V I 'ff ONG KEQY ff w 1 She,had Qu ccepte, im, anijley were blissful i 'sing the 'might-have-beensf X. . Darling,' V inquired in the nfide tone of o w lyws wlhat 'the answer will ' '-I bg! idn't you accept tgglittl d ey, J xny, ? .'BgTdse,-Effnsweyjdreamgy, I lofgd notherxy, .- I 7 f X' ' w J ' .X . 1 ' f .1 I 1' E I ff' E V O rl, ,f DAILY Y E 2 dl B ' chfblllclb WEEKLY K Assocmregfm Lemjql are l , 214 WEST HIQKORY ST. , I E Pl-5944 lu j 4 l JF: goose Y I WHEN You ARE HUNGRY l GHT BR NCO !J f J 1 ' 1 I . t 2 X I . 4 X i i ,Ef expe7t: i' e first 'jman to firJ is that jgood-for-nothing loafer over there. Own : I'll Seefwhat I ri do'6Xbou't it. I-Ie's my son. I X X Xmvl 7 2 . f 50, l ,f Q First Maid: Sofyou don't like to wokk for high-brows? N f ' Second Maid: Yom, bet I don't. I worked for one pair-and never again! Him and her was fighting continually and it kept me running back and forth between the keyhole and the dictionary all the time. FOR SUCCESSFUL BAKING USE TAYLOIVSM lYQNgER FLOUR Taylor Milling Co. DENTON, TEXAS - 'I is There is nothing an actor hates more than the sound of people coming in while the play is in progress, says a critic. Unless it's the sound of people going out. ...0 First Shipwrecked Salesman: Abie! Abie! Come here quick. I think I see a sail! Abie: Wat's the difference - we ain't got no samples. DRINK I IN BOTTLES Sapphira: How did you-all like de new preachaa, Mirandy? Mirandy: We liked him fine. Why, dat man asked de Lawd foh a lot ob tings de udder preachah didn't eben know he had. J ACOBSEN HARDWARE C0. HARDWARE, CUTLERY. SEED AND SPORTING GOODS NORTH SIDE SQUARE PHONE 724 Ruth M.: Doctor, what shall I take to get rid of the redness of my nose? Doctor: Take nothing - especially between meals. SAVE AT BRODKS DRUG STORE SCHOOL SUPPLIES PHONE 29 OR 39 FOR INSTANT SERVICE Did you hear about Bingo's rare luck ? No, what was it? He was operated on for the removal of a fine pearl which he had accidentally swal- lowed while he was eating some oysters on the half shell. Was the pearl very valuable? Yes. When examined by the experts they declared that it was worth enough so that it would pay for the cost of the operation and also the funeral. Printed Anywhere SEES NOTHING PRINTS EVERYTHING THE BRUNIIWS TALE 1 The End of It Ally Printed by Conglomerated Pressers Honor Roll Revealed By Faculty With the end of the spring term at hand, faculty members have an- nounced, today, the honor roll for the fall and winter term. As proven by the records, the stewdent achievement was far bet- ter than last year. The following stewdents are named as making 90 or above in every subject: The following stewdents are those who made 75 or above in every subject: The following students who did- n't pass asubject lnote: all seem to be foreigners! Oznola Nosimaj Trebor Reeps Aivlys Naknaw Yarm Yay Dyob Noiram Eroom Kcaj Drabbuh Llebasor Tteih Nhoj Dralliw Notfilc Nomni Naej Silliw Yhtorod Rro Ycul Elbbirt Notsuoh Ffits Yram Ecila Ztirf Eitul Lehte Kcoddarc Siri Draeh Naillilyram Wahsrah Rovi Notwen Leoj Natorw l.01 Joe Strong: When has a girl got horse sense? Tommy Carruth: When she can say nay. Tax Upon Kisses Sure Tammany and Good Dames Agree on the Tax Mayor Coacoo's kiss tax bill moved swiftly through its commit- tee hearing yesterday with every indication that it would be ap- proved substantially in its present form, despite protests expressed by 300 boys. What this insitution needs is higher taxes on kisses, says May- or Coacoo. We do not have enough money to pay our teachers so why not tax all the kissing. Then we'd have plenty of money! He informs us that he intends to budget Denton High Institution for the dumb qwhich doesn't mean people who can't talk. Oh! noll in the follow- ing way! SOURCE OF REVENUE llbrary fines ...,..,..................... 880.00 city taxes ...... ,...,.,. S 22.50 state taxes ...... ..,. . 99 books lost ...,.,.......,.... ......,. 4 .60 hours for detenticn ..... ,.....,. S 50.00 tax on kisses ........... .......... S 9999.99 Total ................ 310,158.08 According to Mayor Coacoo we will make plenty of money to have free dances and picnics. Still if that won't drain the bank account we can burn it. ...Mol WEATHER REPORT Slightly cloudy in the east wing- test. The temperature for tomor- row depends on how h-ard the test is. Local storms in the center por- ticn of the institution. Calhoun showers espected. All other por- tions moderately cool. ,Mol Plenty cf s il e n c e - see Mrs. Carpenter. IDead, Are Injured in Series of English Tests fpsrsons were killed and T were injured, many seriously in a series of English tests given in Dentcn Senior High. The teachers attributed the long list of non-surviving and injured to the hccha moon which has been hanging around in the clear sky for the past two Weeks. Am g the dead are Marylillian Harsha , H. F. Burke, H G. ityell, Horal Neale. Amcng t e ' r e la Mae Estes, . Geneva Taylor, Cha les Davis. Ruby Grant, Fern Wh' lock, Luther McReynolds, Ylilh-eu-D..-Gentry, J. M. Atkins, Victor Blankenship, Robert Speer, Bailey Collins, Mar- agret Tailaferro. .--.gi USE YOUR HEAD A woodpecker pecks out a great many pecks Of sawdust when building a hut: He works like a nigger to make the hole bigger- ,He's sore if his cutter won't cut I He don't bother with plans of cheap artisians, But there's cne thing can rightly be said: The whole excavation has this ex- planation - He builds it by using his head. -Anon. O What is it, do you suppose that keeps the moon in place and pre- vents it from falling ? asked Viv- ian Williams. It must be the beams, replied Ben Thompson. lf' Q-nf, --xx I ,I .a-4 PAGE 2 FULL A BUNK EDITORIAL PAGE STAFF Editor ...,,.,..... Harum Scarum Moore Ass. Ed ............... Readhead Jamison Business Do Nothings ..,...,...,.....A....... Randy Hub, Kingfish Sports Writer ....,,.... Crutch McCray Society Ed ....,,....,.... Dynamite Boyd Dear Edditore I am a little girl fifteen years old and I do not like your jokes. I here you putt in one new joke each yr. and elemonatethe veteran joke. Why don't you give a by- sentiniall for that joke about the boy that sed I cant here it ratle clear up here. Hoping that next year we get someone that is orriginnall I 'am yurs Truly, Aunty Sellum Hoper Gole la., If you ever find yourself with- out a calendar, and want to know when Easter is, just divide the number of the year by 19 and let the remainder equal 'A', divide the number of the year by 4 and let the remainder equal 'B'g divide the number of the year by 7 and let the remainder equal 'C'g divide 19 times 'A' plus 24 by 30 and let the remainder equal 'D' divide 2B plus 4C plus 6D plus 5 by 7 and let the remainder equal 'EJ Then Easter will be 22 plus 'D' plus 'E' of March. If the figure is more than 31, subtract, 31, and you have the date of Easter in April. Simple ? .1.0.1. Iris Heard: Was your garden a success? Gladys Shahan: Decidedly so. My neighbors chickens took first prize at the poultry show. .0T.i How long does the train stop at Winston? inquired Jessie Dool- ey of the conductor. i'Just four minutes, lady-from two to two to two-two. Jessie lto companionl: I wonder if he thinks he's the whistle on the engine? The Statesman The statesman throws his shoulders back and straightens out his tie, And says, My friends, unless it rains it will be dry. And when this thought into our brain has percolated through. We common people nod our heads and loudly cry, How true! The statesman blows his massive nose and clears his august throat, A And says, The ship will never sink so long as it's afloat. Whereat we roll our solem eyes, applaud with main and might, And slap each other on the back, the while we say, I-Ie's right! The statesman waxes stern and warm, his drone becomes a roar. He yells, I say to you, my friends, that two and two make four! And thereupon our doubts dissolve Our fears are put to rout, And we agree that here's the man who knows what he's about. io.. Problems Facing Modern Youth Guess at the answers and send 'em in to us. 1. Who broke the lock on the hen house door? 2. Have you ever been lonely? 3. Have you ever been blue? 4. Whose yer little Whozit? 5. Who cares? Think hard now subscribers and send in your answers. We won't read 'em. We read only our own writing and never after it gets cold. It don't make no difference who yer, are or what asylum or peni- tentiary ye escaped f r o m ju st answer these questions. It might help others in the same fix that youse was in to get out. -10. Maxine Acker: What b e au t i f ul flowers. Why, isn't there still a little dew on them? Richard Ruddell iblushing fur- iouslyb : Yes, but I'll pay it before long. Statement of the Foreign Policy of One Citizen of the United x States iName on requestl I have n o plan Involving Japan. I do not wish to crus Soviet Rush. I would give France My last pair of pants. Germany, as far as I'm con- cerned can consider their other cheek turned. My only territorial ambition is to go fishin'. I do not feel zeal. I look at a foreign minister as unnecessary and sinster. Almost any diplomat Should be given his hat. I do not won't my family to come to ruin on account of what other people are doin'. My life does not impinge on any other nation's fringe. To all attaches, envoys, dele- gates, iirers of 21-gun salutes, min- isters, legislators, lance corporals GREETINGS l And if your eager restless brains are plotting immediate gains, know also that I'll be deeply disappointed if, in the general ruction, I meet destruction, and though the diplo- matic corps, the army and the navy may wish to spike me, There must be a hndred million others like me. At all state functions, the Sec- ret-ary of State sits on the right hand of the President. .?g-ji... To miss a kiss Is more amiss Than it would be To kiss a miss, Provided that The kiss you miss The miss herself Would never miss. But if you try To kiss 'a miss With whon a kiss Would be amiss You'd better always Miss the kiss. 4 SPORTS PAGE SPORTS BULL PAGE THREE Groncos Vlin Last Game o1flFeetlballll Season by Score of SL98 to O Tanton Announces All-Star Feetball Team With the end of feetball season near at hand, Coach Elam Tan- ton, Gronco mentor, announced to- day his all-star feetball teamf It includes, 4 Right Now ........ Hershel Tanton Jr. Left Out ........ ,..... ...,.........A. P o Dunk Center ......................., Your Attention Wrong End ......, ......,....,........ ' fHug Way Back ......., ............... Y onder Draw Back .............,............ Ann Run Fall Down ..........,.,... Shorts Hester Squeeze Back .......,,....... Janelle Price Stumble ........,...........,....... Brank Flair Catch Urp ............................ Meredith In naming Shorts Hester as fall down on his eleven, Tanton gave due honcrs to ore of the best men in that position ever to don the light-purple and blue-gold of the local Snooper's School Shorts is the man who scored fourteen fceys in four feet against the C. I. A. Short Skirts. He can fall down in front of more plays than other teams can pull off in three days, according to Tanton. Von Kluck was given the most voluable award for his firmness in holding down left end on the local bench. He didn't move an inch all season and held his end like a stone wall Tanton said, I guess the team was purty good, but what's my opinion compared with thousands of others. ..io Many a case of love at first sight is due to dim lights. .moi We go to work To earn the dough To buy the bread To gain the strength To go to work. Vannoy to Follow Stage Career After Graduation Ex-Captain Hiram Vannoy of the Bronccs Loop-The-Basket team said today in an interview with the Bronco Tale reporters, that he had accepted an offer to play in the next production of Paranount Producers, a Broadway stage show. Vannoy is to take the lead in a play called Come Urp To See Me Sometime, Vannoy is remembered as the player who scored 215 points in a game with Double Oak. He is understood to have stated he is receiving a big salary for his new position. No one believes him, however. igi. Mac Picks Trio of Aces To Build His New Loop-The Basket Club Coach Mac , still cne of the worst coaches of loop-the-baskets talents, has dived into the pot and come up with a trio of bril- liant prospects for his 1935 ma- chine. Just as Bullneck Hill, the pride of Denton, lived up to the foulest hopes of Coach Mac last season, he expects Curley B-arnes, Ugg VVright, and Knockneed Richey to step into regular places in next year's lineup. lContinued on page 93 ..-io-i Eva Phelps would like to REST IN PEACE I wish I was a little rock A-sittin' on a hill, A-doing nothing all day long But a-setting still, I wouldn't eat, I wouldn't drink, I wouldn't even wash: I'd set and set a thousand yeors And rest myself, by gosh! Coach Elam Tanton's Denton Grcncos coptured the tittle of the State Funbler Association when they defeated the Po Dunk Rats by a score of 81.98 to 0. Hester, Denton plunger, and Richey, ace foozle man, took indi- vidual honors when they placed the winning bet with the referee, Shorty Sides. To start the game, Nelson kicked cif and was buried on the field of battle. The two teams lined up, and Captain Harrison kicked the water bucket over Coach Tanton's head. The ball was recovered from a watermelon patch, and both teames lined up again. Meredith made a two-to-one bet with Hug- nut Hill that Von Kluck would fall oH the bench. Kluck fell off and Po Dunk drew a five-yard penalty fbr stepping in his face. Blair was knocked cold by a helmet thrown by Coach Tanton when he was caught gazing into the crowd for Miss I-Iarshaw. In the third period Tanton shot down Mule Ears with his 30-30 rifle. Gale stole a pair of sccks over right guard for our lone tal- ley. Evans intercepted a hot-dog and then lost fo-bits to the Po Dunk end. Caddell was hurt on the play, but no noticed him. Pud claimed a snipe and was chased cut cf the ball park. Tanton sent in aflock of reserves, but the regulars refused to leave, so both s quad s stayed on and play ed a game of washers. Po Dunk scored a foey over Popeye Bar- nes, and he quit the game. Hub- bard fell off the bench and S. W. Corner took his place. Shorty returned the timekeepers gun as the half ended. The second half was never played because Tanton had bet his wife too-bits and couldn't afford to lose. PAGE FOUR BOOKS, PLAYS, POETRY, MUSIC Senior Class To Entertain Queen With Class Play New Novel Sensation Love In A Ford , that sensa- tional new novel by Swoony Ketch- meup, was read the other minute by yours truly and found to be the most astounding dinky of its type. It is the very simple story of a very simple boy. It has an unique climax when the boy falls in love with a girl, who is also very simple. He shows her his modle T Ford and she wants to go riding. While riding, they meet he mammy who is not so simple and she takes her daughter home, telling her never , never to go out with an- other boy-unless he has at least a Buick. The daughter cries- you see she has a mind of her own even if she is simple- and gets stubborn and her mother won't let he go to see Clark Gable at the bargain show-that's the pathetic part. The mother then gets stub- born too -- almost inhuman, and makes the poor girl wash dishes. When the boy hears about this, he rushes to the house to save the girl --but too late- she's already washed those grimy dishes. Taking her in his Tarzan-like embrace, he uses his best silk tie to dab the tears from her rosy cheeks iCle- burn's Special! and rushes off with her to see the Clark Gable show. Much of the action doesn't take place in the ford, but just the same, I think it's a cut title-don't you 'think so ? l.0T1. Who goes there? Pete McCrary, a freshman. Pass Freshman. Who goes there? Jack Smitz, a sophomore. Pass, Sophomore. Who goes there. Who wants to know? Pass, Senior. .loi- Many a man has hatched out a scheme by having his mind set on it. Home Talent Makes Good Hello every body. This is Joan Looper the news reporter broad- casting the premiere of Jane Ful- l:-:r's new picture Shock 'Em and Leave 'Emu with Jack Hubbard, her leading man, in the opposite role. Here comes Marylillian Har- shaw in a gorgeous red velvet dress with her new husband, Frank Blair. They surprised the entire movie colony the other day by dying to Arizona and calling on preacher Matthews to join them. Marian Moore, that stunning actress of the legitimate stage, just came up in a slinky sea-green satin. She is frequently seen with Lanier Hester, that oil millionaire. Jane Talioferro, who has just received a divorce from her third husband, has on a lovely white satin. C. D. Nelson, the famous funster, just rattled up in a tin lizzie with Mary Louise Tobin, the new blues singer. What ho! here is Ruby Grant in a razzberry red satin looking very lucious on the orm of Luther Mc- Reynolds. Mary K. Boyd just breezed up with George Raft and Clark Gable on either side as she just can't decide between the boys. Dan McAlister, the f a m o u s Speaker of the I-I. of Rep. is here with his charming wife, who is in an adorable brown velvet gown. There is Daisy Dalrymple, A- merica's Rosebud, with her new flame Haskell Richey. Rumors have it that they will soon be looped together in a knot. Lucy Tribble, in a tomato red' crepe, just bounded into the celeb- rites, dragging her newest flame, C. C. Hamby after her. Maybe fContinued on Page 107 The play, The Dummy was witnessed by half a million spec- tators Friday night and I got in on a free ticket flucky mel. The king and queen of May were crowned but they look more like December in their snow covered costumes. All went well until the the king's throne broke under him. They finally were quited, however, and the curtain slowly arose on a room with furniture in it. The absent minded professor broke through the door and looked at the maid a long time before he kissed her, because he wasn't sure it was his daughter. A dummy comes in about that time because he likes to talk on his hands and tries to get a job there. He does, and the heroine seems to like the dunmb thing because she's used to gangsters who blow all the time about how many people they kill. The mother comes in about that time, from riding horseback, I guess, cause she can't sit down easy like. The heroine has a cousin who boards with, it looks like, be- cause he sponges off them nearly every meal. He sticks around so he can identify the dummy at the right time fvery complicated, be- lieve meJ. A detective th-at's part foreign, I think, wanders around and tries to talk the southern accent, but it didn't go over so big foh, my ten- sesj. A A man about like Frankenstein comes in with something QI never could see what it wasl and they fall all over it trying to see what it is, steal it, and put it back fsilly don't you thin ?J They switch the lights off and on, but didn't scare me none. The next morning they all fuss around the house, and a nurse comes for something and looks like she's trying to imitate Joan Craw- ford in Rain. Didn't you see 4Continued on Page 105 WORLD EVENTS OF THE DAY IN PICTURES PAGE FIVE 1 2 3 1. A gray headed Woman picking cotton in an ermineccoat in a blizzard. 2. This is a picture of me and my cow eatinn grass in the Colorado Mountains. Where are we? you ask. Well, a goodlookiing girl came by and I followed her, the cow ate up all the grass and walked awayg a cloud covered the mountains. Soooooooooo there you are . 3. Newly elected President and the cabinet, reading from left to right: The President: James Olsen, Hot-Air expertg Leon Caddell, Secretary-of-Baloneyg Mr. Mac, Chief Advisor: Jack Brown, Director of Licquor traffic: Charles Godwin, Secretary cf limburger cheese factory: Mary Kay Bcyd, State Attorney fchosen for ability to a r g u el 3 Frank Lowe, Secretary of State ichosen for ability to run thingsl 3 Rosa- bel Heitt, President's Private Secretary. A Fresl'mman's Tip The Car 1 case o f necessity - W a n d a . Bo d. A little Freshman stood upon the Body-the big part- Pee Wee Gas-Zlways out-Mr Jones T. i ' ' S a rs' Barton' Exaust pipe - always s m u t t y - And talked to 8 blond Sweet and carburetor- distributor of not air J D Wright fair. ' ' ' When little blonde began to tease, It gave poor Fishie heart dis- ease: So Fishie lad and lass got up a cassg Began passing notes in English class. M- with her hawk-like eye Espied a note passed on the sly. Then to the office little Freshie went On his return his head was bent: And when questioned about his little trip He always gave this little tip. 'Boy lay off the high school queen Because Prof's board sure does sting. - James Oieson. Brake - al w a y s handy - Ruby Mae Vestal. Horn - a source of noise - Vivian Williams. Crank -- always trying to s t a r t something - Lula Jewel Hus- sey. Tail light - always behind - Sheep Motion - a medium o f motion - Gladys Smith. Electric clock - never runs down- Ruth Shelton. Windshield - always busy - Alon- zo Jamison. Springs - always lively - Victor Blankenship. Spare tire - behind but ready in Spark plugs - electrically charged - Janelle Price. Runningboard - always g e t t i n g stepped on - Lula Marie Gipe. Chccker - always hard to find - Elmer Linnenschmidt. Paint - always t e n d s colorful -- Cline Taylor. Wheels - always running around- Mary Louise McCrary. Head lights - a l w a y s ahead -- Rosabell Hiett. Steering wheel - guiding the way - Prof, Licence tag-a real necessity -- Virginia Hamlett. Radiator cap - gets hot and boils over - Floy Cooper. PAGE SIX THE ZRONCO'S TALE Modern High School Boy --- A Girls Dictionary Lake Dallas-A large body of water near which pic-necks are held. Athlete-A strong he-man who- possesses a letter, an odor, a pull, and a flock of admirers. Dance-A movement not hereto- fore sponsored by Denton High School. Boots-A girl's name. Also used by male sex to make noise when walking down the hall. lThis definition contributed by J oe Evans and Pete McCraryJ. Dram-atics - A course recommend- ed to students who can't pass anything else. Fish-A common character, usu- ally all wrong. Gin - An invention finally produc- ing bale. Also an invention fial- ly requiring bail. Graduation-Relief for old age. Hall-A place in which the foot- ball players do their spring trainning. Honor System-A Grecian myth. Prcfessor - A dignified gentleman with a general appearance of brains, hard-heartedness, organix complaint, and flunking ability. Party-Colloquial for dance. Pint-A slight whisper-Two pints make one holler. Red Paint- Substance u s e d to cover barns, co-ed's cheeks, and lips, also towns. Williams, V i v i a n - Synonymous with loud mouth. Suspension -A sure cure for all ills, administered by office, and recommended for smoking, and cutting classes in D. H. S. Term-Time required to take the same course over. Tight - A situation, a position, or a condition. .ioif Roy Ford: Do you suppose I have enough lumber to finish this chicken-house ? Mr. Ford: Of course you have. Use your head. Diary of Kit and Kat Four o'clock Friday morning: Sleeping fine until the alarm went off. Then we were gone and gosh it was crowded-eight of us' stacked and shoved in a two seated auto-but we didn't care. Keep- ing up our spirits by wondering if the boys were over-confident or at the just right stage. Eight A.M.: Pitying the poor kids -- Bang! a back tire -Hang it! Oh, I made a rhyme. I'll see my fellow before bedtime-here's it's a Lamesa boy. Two P.M.: Pleasantly gaping be- fore Gregory Gym. Looked like Carlsbad Cavern to us. Oh, look at the trophys! Seven P.M.: After seeing Athens horn out our Houston favorites to the score of -- oh I forgot the score. Outside the gym we suddenly came face to face with that dazzling piece of hunanity from over the border. Swallowing our Adam's apple's, we managed to studder, You-uplayed a good game-. -a dumb remark, because he played an excellent game. Our dark-eyed hero, slightly embarrassed with modesty, but most pleased, at- tempted to engage us in a tanti- lizing conversation. Dazzled but happy, we stumbled blindly toward our car yhere other members of the party defeated us with victorious shrieks. One A.M.: In bed: All chees crackers gone-b e d scratchy,- can't sleep. Finally do and dream of that tall good-looking string of misery. iContinued on Page 85 1.-0. Will Jessie Evers ever stop gig- gling? -ci Hugh Gentry and Wcods Smith: H-ave you forgot us, Mr. Waiter? Waiter: Oh, No sir. You're the two soft boiled eggs. 1.3-0.1- The best stringer of baloney in the city.-Broady Caddell-Pro- pietor. Court House News Sylvia Wankan et al sp rt to Warren Whitson undisturbed one- millionth in t e re st in one-fourth acre tract in Sleepy Hollow survey. 31.29 Dec. 25, 1932 Tom Floyd and dog to Berkley Knapp unwanted portion of four acre garden spot. No money re- volved. May 1, 1932 Dorothy Orr to Martha Ann Egg An inherited share of Sheep pasture in supervised survey. Nov- elty handkerchief considerator. April 18, 1934 Automobile Regristration 000000 Mary Ann Barns, Movit, Model x 131313 Wilma Lou Atkins, Slo- cum, Notpiac 777777 Louise White, Wollys Woyse 28URFM Ed Bates Smith, Rude- baker 654321 Cohen Calhoun Marx Neverlay x9z123 Luther McReynolds, Lick- skillet, Bord Juvenile Court Walton Chambers, carrying ma- tchesg Elmer Garrison is charged out after curfew: Elmer Garrison with shooting birds, Earnest Mc- Cray and E.L. Vannoy charged with truancyg Tom Floyd, charged with destruction of public property. Marriage Licsnce Marylillian Harshaw and Frank Blair Margaret Taliaferro and Haskell Richey E. L. Vannoy -and Jessie Evers Miss Mazell and ? Homer Barns and Evelyn Hunt ....-OT. Ride a fast Bronc to D. I-I.S See a young lady in her loviness, Rings on her fingers, powder on her nose And the boys all step lively where- ever she goes. PAGE SEVEN THE BRONCO'S TALE Aunt Mabel's Column Yesterday, girls, I told you how topersuade your mother to let you do things she doesn't approve of gon sending 5 cents you will re- ceive this informationl, and to day I'm going to tell you how to at- tract your boy friend. First, pick a boy that you like, preferably one with a car lthey're so nicej, and try to attract him in the following manner: Keep scrupiously clean by bathing at least once a day using Sweet Suds soap. Be sure that you doN't have it fthe wrong kindl and look like an angel in iiuttery thin dresses qBingams H 15 cent print! Get up earlier to start to school and sprinkle some Forget-me-not per- fume here and there. Ifat all pos- sible, walk by the boys house on your way to school. Manage to pass at that time and as he walks- out of the house, say in a sweet surprised tone of voice, Why--are you going to school, too. If he's not, you've said the wrong thing. Say what I mentioned in my last week's column. Walk along beside him and say, Don't you adore to get up early and walk, breathing in the sweet air, looking rap- tuously at him smiling. If he likes to get up late, tell him that he's lazy and change boys. Try to think of something at home that you Want to show him. Make it sound interestink, even if you are re- quired to conoct an abject of your imagination. tContinued on Page 93 0 Ernie believes in salting his food with humor, peppering it with wit, and sprinkling over it the charm of fellowship, as you notice he never poisons it with the cares of life. mmol. Time and tide and brunettes wait for no man. mom. A stitch in time saves lots of embarrassment. Poet Snorters mY loVe mY love hatH FlEw HE done mE DiRt i diD Not KneW he weRe a fLIrt To THEM thAts scHoolED OH leT mE bld dO noT Be foOlEd llke i wAs diD. Korwyn NeNt .m.0.-i. The better halves of D.H.S. Should all cooperate. To have a code would be the mode And make the dates grow less. Cut down on kisses is our cry, No matter who the male. Stay home at nights - demand our rights. They'll weaken by and by. If all the girls would organize Against the weaker sex, The worst wall-flower would have the power To create maritial ties. -M. Alice Phritz These epidemics 'round the school Prof said will have to stop. For in this school it is the rule, From here sick people drop. If you have a runny cold, Don't give it to your neighbor: And if you're that confounded Buy medicine to save her. Although our play was very good The characters came back- We thought of rhyming tack with Wack but it doesn't work. Any- how They brought back rosiola and scarlatina. mom... This was said of Ruth Estes one time: Ruth rode in my new cycle car, In the seat in back of meg I took a bump at fifty-tive, And rode on ruthlessly. He Couldn't Take It Paul sat silent peeling away, On onions for use that day A n over to his left sat his dog, Fly, With tears rolling down his trust- ing eyes, But the word nay, The dog could not say, So Paul kept going, with the ears still flowing, Which kept Fly crying, Although he wasn't spying, Why should he cry, When Paul was near by? By Harlan Jackson mo.,- I' don' make no difference what brand of polish you uses, yo' has got to mix elbow grease wid it to make it shine the shoes. -Lucky Sambor l...01.. RADIO PROGRAM FOR TODAY 6:45-7:15 Alarm clock orchestra. Station SLEEP. 8:20-8:45 Necking Lecture by Hon. Professor C. C. H. Hamby. Station BULL 9:45-10:15 Light Nutts Scowboys -Beno Sawyer, director, Ensley Flanagin, spidlee. Station NONO 11:45-12:45 Noon Hour Nutrieties Cafeteria Gals. Station P.T.A. 12:45-145 Siesta Snorus Orchestra Directed by Frankenstein. Station NUF 3:45-4:00 Races Broadcast Denton Hi Front Door Downs. Station Les Go Hom 4:00-600 Facts about spit and Whittle corner. Directed by Clyde Railey, Leon Caddell and Woodrow Rasco. Station LOAF 6:00-7:30 Vittals Hour, Sponsored by Joe Evans Station EAT 8:00--'Z Bed Time Stories fea- turing Pat Frazier and Jack Brown. Station SOS ' N .J YN 0 c 'M f ff X 'J 'fm THE BHANC3 TAIJE ij YI! J . ji PAGE EIGHT V ' : . ' . 'xi ! :V . j - 4' v J, Kiltland Kat, spam DISMP ARPD If ofwiwm 0 m Remind You? U CC tinued from Page K ,ff E f . . . . Ve, 6 Seek j I e told many, many times fNe1i?nm0mi ga Climb nights ' - H- Schow ,I iss Dr . iisstagjl-in imglczt lids aitgjhiz j YE Spirit gl 1 X Come ' for your report cards capitolt saw govefhors mltisiong had o be thrown w'th several Athens' conc its. ,About 1 :45: F li very lan Jill the t mach at a barg fudge ndae. Af looking er Kress, we boug some l nde and all we nee now is e lac . aybe if Ne look arolvx we n find that. Three P. M.: W s, m ears The' ame that lmost ent th alkj ti df in the'city. Tq eer us up, 2 f o a place onve ' tly loca Athenk toted us ar nd in the exclus e par of ther fair me- ropalis in t 'r eight cylinder flivver. That al nigh :G..amesa, parti- oke o find their hi soho irit gona! At first the declar 1 cndance the snitcher, investigati it seemed that hey had bee so sound yasleep for the past f years they had not no :idea it sreayfslipping aw . ji . e e me studentbodyldiddengy S a swe dodad should ,gn rded isgstantly so wel! e appointed pecial guards, ' ab W s -waist 1 cCray, SmuUty Va oy, ' um-Du 'Wil1ia , at 3:45. Mrs. Carpenter. Grapenuts - Miss Tevis l'Ole' Andy Mellon -Mr. Mac. e need more pictures for the ronco-Ye Olde Editore. And I found I had picked up an I alian noble an - Miss Hamilton. Now, T Miss Smoot. Now X ust talking straight All r' it, now, you may go -- Mi swell. 4 g Facefndoleyy 'ff' P E 9 B9-FDCS, Qom the oulder-Mr. Jones. I t 'Big S Kin laced aby ace D ley at th ront en nc ' Dumyq- m Will' ms at girl' exidg Sm1itt Va no at the bcys' exit. othe , ards are 'cr 'amenting ' fire-es- three 'X ers fron! Ausgln-not av'-1? umbnfgtes. e on the ' e lines, 1 ked like inners the ole sionals but with urkey' inner 'ka xa- lwhumj- sever other th s, they referee deci d any auo Athens ri, obb'l the title as ST TE f' PIONS. Far, far into til: fnighrz Played yidge, drank Jliick malted rnilks allyryd to ur ickly I'ven sup- P l Lb, our stomachs and our waist- lines will suffer for this -- a d nally to bed. D Not exaggerating much, Kit and Kat P. S. fPotato salad or Pa's soxl Next week we'11 relate in grand style our escapades in Holland. Yours till the dike breaks, Again, Kit and Kat .-1 -Ol.- Carolyn Truitt says she is sorry that As a beatuy she is not a star, There are others more hand- some by far, But her face she doesn't mind it. For she is behind ity It's the people in front that she jars. I I apes. 1 By recent and more intense in- vestig Lign, the spirit was found! Just covered up by a lot a' dust! iioki WHO IS WHO 1. A certain brunette gal who, for some reason, missed chapel several times, is back and frequent- ly seen in the company of Martha Dietrich. 2. Soft voice, lovely complexion, posesses a steady, and has acquired the habit of being 'a club officer. 3. A rather blond gentlemen who dances well, loves explorations in the Artic, and was seen quite a bit with Rosabell Hiett at a Jan- uary dance. 101 Jack Harrison: Have you forgotten that two dollars you owe me? Jug-head: Certainly not. Didn't you see me try to dodge into that doorway? O pshaw - Mrs. Smoot. . Fic?- very kind cld lady was calling on a prison convict inJorder to cheer him up prior to his being pardoned. Have you any plans for the future when you are released? she inquired sympathetically. Yes, said the culprit, I've got the plans of three banks, two post offices and a gas station. u -oi Mrs. Teller: Did you know that Banks died today while she trying on a new dress? Nayber: Nog how was it 'P Mrs. was Mrs. made 0 Mrs. Staton: That couple next door seem very devoted. He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that? Mr. S.: I don't know her well enough yet. .MOT Fashions may come and fashions may go, And fads for a short time beguile, But a p e r s o n will always be stylish andsmart When wearing a jovial smile. THE BRONCO T PAGE NINE I ' S Aunt m 1 L0 T AN F D ADS Q nue p e 73 L0 - S mewh 0- ' ay QC- old butuin good oo a love- . . ic 3- 10 Taz CITY- UTD ly old fashoned doll cute face. A l t yo ho e to lt, ' Ld no Q Cv Hamby t m at ou can fl A: 1 ' ' li b' t ' 't t ' ' . existo Aiwal I 8.3326 06 e by ost- gig b la e in - A ' e n ke ole that affords arougld m ki to time the sessi n o a oyd. ot eye-jsfmace, W3 ter Winchell. boy e 'y f ed may Shin ,b sh like thos iv' C,-o- t . ' in a 0 re I raictiv s- aul ro JGOO r tics teacher in fairly t ot b Q ix. o-- X goo t on. Eeasy to look at. ' I ' l . our os b 6f ,t H mL0 the 0 ise M Crayoqet -Ed Bates Smlth. , , , f - , Seni Hi h, onto. gl -'01- jporg mpg: en oq ats u l e ' 0 .- Q VN Thread-bare glasses case. Have acc mp he in t at ru A r Found-b k at -H1-om given up studying so it is of no Sport' e K vi es u -tchel ,. en an 0 ' ' I. it. further use to me-Mary Kay Partici a s 2 0 vw a Y ome et . sf Ruth Est 1 be' Boyfi' . C do no let lm ow u W ru fore ack I. on claims it. Nice unused Jokes that will make ance t I playing co S or ', teacher forget assignments.-Lu- groan hav een was Then, F nd Y that sounds like tie Cfaddock- you ma ently and ,.5 ul S yy' rances s urn, but doesnft . 1 lo- ..I r calm pl -,but I e 1- k like anything. See Richard Position wanted about March 1. ways lon e . and e KH, ' At present time employed at City that you r 'e es pl r n D I +0 Hall, but will work if I have to. school. 0 o m ader di if UU - Piece Of candy that I 11099 O find this pl advil ble inkgmer won't have the nerve to be In health education class Mrs. case as the she C 0 ad claimed-Pauline Barns. Calhoun said, To avoid trouble violent tem I., causin to m -0? trouble and insure safety, breathe merge with an n If you girls wo o 5 , e your heads in roping our 'troy friend, you would think of some little scheme asmost as good as mine. Tomorrow, I'll ll you how to keep a boy frien 'when you have attracted him by my method. 0l. Isn't our pitcher just grand. He hits the club nearly every time he throws the ball. . E. L. Vannoy: It was fearfully hot at the game this afternoon, wasn't it? Jessie Evers: Why didn't you get one of those baseball fans they always have at the game? loim. Mrs. Smoot: Who can tell me where is the home of the swallow? Marion Smith: I kin. It's the stummick. ,.i.0 Patronize our advertisers Lost- Scotch that I paid five dol- lars per g al 1 0 n for - Robert Machlachan. .igni- Found-way to attract the male sex. One dollar p e r lesson - Ladelle Ligon. through your nose. It keeps the mouth shut. lo...-. Darwin took a million years to make a. man out of a monkey, but a wonman can make a monkey out of a man in half a second. x 0 My TXQCYECXEJQZBCXS ms? ES. 6,1571 Have you X n :fe.S. day? Use Teeni nal ickler. ri' .Q 'Y9QIA3CAX9Q!A3CAX9C?Ab 'AXDQI-DCAXQQ, 2 Q 5' -ef 'SR .3 .J ,f 4 1 I ff Q, .1 NJ ' x 3 . S PAGWTEN , I I' D K 1 ADS 11 .- - 1 X L ' f ' Ik I F! ' I , ' 0 me 'lyllent -, ff Thzlmd Sfud , Senlor Class Play - 1 fContiJf ed from Pag 41 I lfke lo o to high school, qContinued from Page 45 'Q IM I .1 like e, and au. he M8Ftll3yAhD Reagan have 'But ge ! I, rather take a pm that? Well it was grrrand! Well, parted. 'J If back to the hard-boiled nurse that I go o study hall Unedellie Ligon that cute' little fail just like an anmial trick in a coral crepe, is here vritlffyl A-sitting there so straight, her oldtfgfithful Jimmy Leslie. I have to be an angel there 'jlsvfvia Wanakan, that Winsome ,Miss with the dark handsome gen- tleman, ther husband! looks very delicious, in a new style gown of corder blue velvet of her own crea- tion. Pauline Barns and Janelle Price have on twin gowns that were sup- posed to be exclusive and are they mad-not at each other or their handsome excorts from Lamesa, Texas, but at the gown shop. Mary Alice Fritz, who has re- placed Garbo in the cinema world, has come out of her shell long enough to attend this premiere, having entered through one of the side doors. Oop, she tripped over the side of the door trying not to be recognized. She never can dis- guise those feet of hers though. Just like Garbo. The orchestra has stopped play- ing out here and Raymond King, playing second fiddle, can join his famous wife designer, Frances Ashburn in their box. Farewel1s from Hollywood. I'll turn you over to your N. B. C. an- nouncer, Jack Harrison. 101 Sightseeing Guide in Boston: On your right you see the tablet marking the spot where Paul Re- vere stood waiting for the sig- nal to be hung in the Old North Church. Elizabeth Paschall: Oh dear, what a shame! And why did they pick the Old North Church to hang him in? 101 I Just sit and wait and wait. The teacher waits and looks round And every once in a while I dare to sorta raise my head But dare not crack a smile. I'm crazy about my teacher, And like my work and all. But gee! If there's one thing I hate It's that ole study hall. a- 101 John Willard: Dr. Hurt, I under- stand you are a wonderful doc- tor. I want you to examine me. I don't know what's the matter with me. I'm constantly think- ing about myself. Doctor: Oh, you musn't worry over trifles. 101 Miss Hamilton told her speech class that the first thing to learn about driving an automobile is how to stop. She says the same thing 101 Gather ye lip-rouge while you may Old Time is still a flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow may be dying. 1C1 DIVORCES Frances Ashburn vs. Raymond King. Pauline Barns vs. Haskell Rich- ey. Louise White vs. the iast one. fwe can't keep up! tip-toed around and almost cussed a man out right on the stage for nothing at all. I was about to go to sleep when the dummy screamed out something and woke me up, but they had pulled the dang curtain to before I could see what was the matter. In the last act, they pepped up and s t a r t e d lecturing to each other. I think someone had to go to jail, and they took them right from the play to the jug-em- barrassing, wasn't it? Then the dummy and the heroine got mushy, although I could swear that she liker her cousin. 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