Delaware Valley High School - Delaware Yearbook (Milford, PA)

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Dear Miss Blake: My boy friend is about an inch shorter than l am. When we kiss l have to lean over. l don't like this arrangement. What should l do? Long Liz. Long Liz: U -I Why don't you invest in a stool for him to stand on? Ol course you could take your shoes off at this time. Doris a Jr Dear Miss Blake: A lriend of mine knows a friend who knows a lriend that knows a lriend whose friend ...im-.1 go out with me. ls this a blind date? Wondering Winnie Wondering Winnie: ll you should ask me that is a lap blackout in a dark alley on a moonless night at 12:00. l'm in the dark about it myself. Doris ur Pk wh is :ar s Dear Miss Blake: My b. l. has no car and we have to walk where ever we go. Some Limes we run into my n. r.s other g. f's. This proves embarrassing to say the least. What should 1 do? U W , 5 Wooful Wilma Wtrolul Wilma: lt is too bad that your b. f. does not have wings but it sounds like he will never have them as long as he plays Ntruefblue' to more than one girl. Besides the world is lull ol suckers - - go out and grab yourself another one. Doris Pr ii P51 Pl: 111 Dear Miss Blake: 1 am blonde, blue eyed, tall, and handsome. l have tried so hard to get a girl friend but the girls 1've seen, don't seem to suit me. l want one that is fragile and sweet. Can you nelp me? in A , Conceited Cyril Conceited Cyril: What you want and what you get in these days are two different things. Don't you know that the girls of today are no longer sweet and lragil? 'l'hey are husky and down to the point. This is war. Or don't you remember, Lily Pants? Doris wk sr :xr wr fa r: 21: Dear Miss Blake: My girl friend has dropped me for a tall husky fellow with broad shoulders. How can l regain the love I once had? X Slim Jim Slim jim: All l can say is Eat your vitamins, A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, K, L, M, N, and etc. Doris at 4: az: a: as as ra: Dear Miss Blake: My teacher cals me Slew Foot. Is that good? Puzzled Pearl Puzzled Pearl: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm could be! Doris ' H--n ff- M' - .i 1 . ' f 1 E- f' 'ra ' ,Aja :j i '3.z1 f,g.4- - , , L.: . '44 fi 'l i .qv 'li if 2. . 41 wall-:T ' 51.522- - K .- ju , 71 ,T .. 75 , l.. 4 Q' Q3 fy ' ' ?i??vf ,gif ,....' Q -f ' .:.. .- A .4 gil'-:L H: qt! 2: , gg i V '1f.- . '. -,f .-. V A 'hw' Z ' . 1 iz - 'f l of 1532? e 'f ze.. f fe l' . e e-419' + - .xxwmrf .5 , q' fg - I , Y-1. gh ,txt . U P tg ,k fI,A-ga. 47 Q, f' I' ,Q f. . i ' k,.5Q e:,'. 'L A -A1 4-- 1i ...L,Qf'.::-1-'-lggg f V, ,f ' of ' V fig f ' gl- - ,,,' f D- -' N . Q. ea . ,.fs.Z'-fi+:g.?e- ' r x iign-gf

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Liberal Education EIGHT EASY LESSONS FOR GETTING YOUR MAN 1. Find one first. 2. Get in his hair. 3. Make him fall for you. QTripping is permissable here.J 4. Send candy, flowers, and picture. QProviding it flatters you.j 5. Kiss him anywhere, anytime, anyplace. Uust make sure people are watching you. You may need witnesses.J 6. Send loveyfdovey notes telling him how handsome he is even if he is crossfeyed. QBut don't sign your name., 7. Talk baby talk to him. He'll love you for it. 8. When you go out walking put a rope around his neck so no other Phystaires will snare him. Love Symptoms Walking on sidewalks that aren't' there. Going around without any care. Laughing at things that aren't funny. Thinking all gloom days are sunny. Seeing things that don't exist. Looking like someone who's just been kissed. Talking to someone you left behind. You swear the sun is surely the moon. And night fall can't come too soon. You'll pace the floor until he comes. He's a darling and all the rest are bums. You sit and daydream without doing a thing. You cry and cry if the phone doesn't ring. Calling all your friends by his name. And you are almost sure he'll climb to fame. The whole darn family walks around in circles. Wishing, with you, they could perform some miracles. Sitting before your mirror you'll primp and primp. Wishing you weren't such a shrimp. If your like this, my little dove. There's only one answer - you're in love. Doris Blake 011 Love Dear Miss Blake: , The man I'm in love with is bowflegged, knockfkneed, cross-eyed, bald headed, and double jointed. How can I correct all these faults? Crazy Kate Crazy Kate: I've solved all, kind of problems in my life but here l'll have to admit you've got me up a tree. If he was mine l'd shoot him. Doris ,, T. I. ' Y -. Y-. . . if .,'5':P7-a'7:j'zE?....:.i,., ef 'Els' ' T f a fisq.-5-'rf if aft-af-ef - - . ., . L 5. A, , i ,G . 4 . .T fe, my T e , e. 1.73. 1, it F ' ativan Jfi'-F15ff'l!,1Q kf',,ll,,-E V? f J-A , -iv X ,.. mf ' 1 f-cz.. - -ki, 7595.2 -rg-fhiij F JE--f-: rlqsf 'I Sidi: 4, This ' -Y 'L : -,'-Er: ' '-Q. ,.g,.,, A ,lol . . 752 y1:'l53.,, , R-r ,.,,, ,,,.5f-- Y,iE:-,Y ' . -- 'Iliff '35 a 'e.,l?A1 fp . f T2 fl-N + 'i-gi 9 ff '-fflsr? lf?-F' Sv'-334 -fgaf j g -71 fra-.gg .Q ' - -3 - get ' ,iL- f ' L , 'P' . Sensi- ' ffdggf,-K . T. K ig 4-4,4 'r'- ,fx FT ful e,55ffEei, . e Sf'-e f.. E- e -T fel-eeseef 'A '

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