Delaware Valley High School - Delaware Yearbook (Milford, PA)

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CLASSIFIED AHPS WANTED: Someone to decide for me who it shall be, Baldy, Binks, John Strunk, John Stewart, or Joe Blow. -june Cole. WANTED: Six new tires for our Greyhound Bus and a prayer from someone who counts that we make it to Washington and back. -The Senior Class WANTED: About six handsome 'fellows for me to select from for the Prom in May. Preferably blends. -Lucille Wheelus. WANTED: Thirty students to take the place of my little angel Seniors leaving in june. Not quite as noisy, if possible. -Mr. Krause. WANTED: A wrist watch with an alarri. so I will not keep Maud out late so often and any hint to the Sussex game is pure' ly coincidental. -Earl Theodore WANTED: Shorter hours for basketball teams, so that the fellows may see more of their girls, -Boys' Basketball Team. WANTED: A handle on the basketball for the girls' basketball forwards, so the scores will be higher. -Forwards on Girl's B. B. Team WANTED: Some more boys, so I can make them ioggyfeyed like I did Petersen and Schroeder. They finally got wise to what I was doing. -Katherine Proctor. WANTED: A new marking system that be' gins with 100 per cent and up so we can balance the first semester marks. -Boys' Health 'Class WANTED: Someone to get rid o'f Katherine Proctor's boy friend. He gets in my hair. -Edward Schroeder WANTED: A stranger to Matamoras who doesn't know my ways, For me and me alone. -John Strunk. WANTED: A new typing twelve class that can type at least 45 words a minute in typing. -Miss Bilder. WANTED: Some wide awake students who will study instead of gab in study hall. sec' ond period on Monday mornings. Pref ferably girls. -Mr. Case. WANTED: A place far away from Mataf moras where certain people can't inter, fere with my courtship of Virginia. The competition is too great for me. WANTED: Twelve row boats in which to transport my basketball team and myself to the games. I believe they will suffice at all times because it always rains when we go away. -Fred B. Case. WANTED: A car that will hold up under two accidental accidents instead of one. -Charles Pflanz WANTED: A course in how to become a farmer's wife, since my boy friend Clem is going to be a future farmer of America. - Coots WANTED: Someone to introduce me to 'Charles Atlas, As it is now, I am very jealous of his athletic build. -Lloyd Edwards WANTED: Suggestions as to whom I should go with for am I too particularl. -Cynthia Warner WANTED: Ambition injections, as it is now I can barely move mv frame around. -Iohn Basham WANTED: Another idea for a surprise af- tack on another county. We had lots of fun with the last one. gulaps-Q Ed.-Better wait to see the price you must pay for Pearl Harbor. ,W WANTED: A gun that will reach from here to Iapan and Germany so we can get in Hitler's and Tojo's back yards without being seen. -United States WANTED: A soap box on which to starr' when I start talking in home-room. -Clem Slocum VJANTED: An interpreter to 'follow the Seniors around and tell us what Marv Blackman is ujabberingu about when she starts talking. The lost-infthefwoods Seniors WANTED: About 8 students who are smarter than we, honor students of 1942, who would be willing to make our speeches for us on Commencement Night. The Honor Students of '42 WANTED: A land where no women exist. I'm having a very hard time keeping mv nickname WomanfHater in this country. - Pete Petersen WANTED: Shorter hours in shorthand so we can cur the period shorter than they are now. It gets monotonous talking that silly stuff. -Shorthand Class of '42 FOR RENT: One badly damaged heart that I've worn on my sleeve for a whole year. - Bi5h -Edward Loux uaznry Ano uusm-.E Fon ALL , OUR DEMUCQAC-Y -,FOREVER M : fc, ff' l gijgiiq ,JJ-'-2 - fl'- -,., f' FL- 5 . -- 1 - ' 1 f ,A tw f hj g K' -if I rails Q f I ,Ii .ww ,aa 1 , y if ,, p v v -L -T If WAKE Mllllh it ,fi-P145 , . rvgfllrxln cll ggi' L? fx it ' L 5-an l' ,if lf,L

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WANTED: The Seniors would like the pri' vilege of having the Honor Room for Attendance Banner just once more be' lore they leave. Who's going to be kind and give it to them? And we did say give. -Seniors WANTED: Special privileges granted to Roddy on where to fly and when, pref ferably near Scranton Keystone Iunior College. After all, Uncle Sam, Texas is a little too 'far away for comfort. So is Africa. - Doe Cutler HELP WANTED: Female. A reliable, ef' ficient, girl to clean my laboratory like Ruth used to. --V-Mr. Woodley FOR RENT: My hip pads that I've used in all basketball games to show my opponf ents who's boss. M-Verna Bond FOR RENT: Two empty seats on the stage on Class Night for someone who is good at reciting poetry. -Ruth and Doris FOR SALE: A book on 10 hard lessons on how to make Bryon Granger. I naive tried but I didn't succeed. -Thelma Hunter FOR SALE: Eighteen diapers in good shape. I am the baby of the class, after I get out of school I won't go hy that handle any' more. -Alteo Colaiaco FOR SALE: A whole two ton truck full of Senior candy wrappers collected from Study Hall desks. Inquire any Senior be' tween the hours of 9:00 and 4:00. 'I -Seniors FOR SALE: One car still in good condif tion for the shape it's in with four tires to match. Reasonably cheap. Inquire of - Charlie Pflanz FOR SALE: Wads of chewed gum which are parked under and around the desks in Senior Home Room. You will find the scraper on the chalk drawer of the black board. We charge onefhalf cent a half pound. All flavors. -The gum chewers of M.H.S. FOR SALE: My book on reducing because it hasn't done me any good after all these years. - Blimp Phillips ANNOUNCEMENT: I will not be responf sible for any debts inspired by my X girl after leaving my heart and pocketbook. - Foo Blackman ANNOUNCEMENT: On June 6 there will be a great amount QSO, of unemployed people. These are the Seniors of Mata' moras High School who graduate on June 5. They are willing workers tif you give them something easy to doj they are noisy fear plugs are your best betj they are full of the devil fthe little red man with the long- tail. and pointed fork has nothing on themj but they are good tonic it you are down in the dumps and 1 would appreciate it if you would give them a chance in the world. --Mr. Boop ANNOUNCEMENT: On June 6th there will be a Basketball Game in the M.H.S. gym between Milford and Matamoras for the benefit of a wig for Mr. Boop. EMBARRASSING MOMENTS: December 9, 1943 .,...,........,..... Hitler blushed for the first time in his life today. He was walk' ing down United States Avenue in Berf lin and the mad Russian rushed out and took his only possession--his shorts. LOST: Russia, England, and now my shirt in this war. My pants are next but pleas.. don't take my last possession-my shorts. Hitler Ed. Let's hope not, you brute. AUCTION: In room 17 of the Matamoras High School. On June 5 there will be an auction at which will be sold the follow- mg: 1. The Seniors corny jokes. 2. Mr. Krause's hair Qwhat's left of it., 3. Our bar room piano fodor and all that goes with it.l 4. Candy wrappers. fAll colors and sizesj 5. The sound of pattering Senior feet. 6. Stubby pencils minus erasers. 7. Dust from the filthy floor. 8. Doris Cutler's ambition. 9. Edward Loux's wit. 10. john Basham's laziness. 11. june Cole's giggle. 12. jane Taynton's report cards. 13. Eddie Schroeder's gift of gab. 14. john Strunk's manners. 15. Charles Pflanz's' car. 16. joseph Wohlscheid's rubber bands fBest for shooting spit balls.j 17. Kenneth Davey's love for Virginia Schumacher. 18. Virginia's glamour 19. Clem Slocum's ideas. fIf that is what he calls them., 20. Ruth ChamberLain's writing paper. 21. Shirley Harris's shyness. 22. Joyce Laizure's singing voice. UD. 23. Lucille Wheelus's pencil case. QUsed for throwing when things get too bor' ing., 24. Charles Curry's broom and dustp-an. 25. Thirty worn out, fagged, dumb brain- ed, nonsensical Seniors. UBIRTYAI AHB Wigsrucf F R AI-L I oun oanouudy ronzven Q' 'g ,f,,,f-f ' 'qiiSf',,fn T E'-I g , Q l.,: N -7-V7l'iZ'f1'J3 , El -L:-W rr .5-f-,f :--s-3,-.l...Jw M: , M5,,gf..if e fs- llll its wiv , Q 4, X 4 '. ' .14 ,L Xi -fn all 'S' lr- vv -1- v, , -I F. 'l 1lmi'.v p 2 y .7 Mil' 'Q : g ?- -- o f Z -. A . r ,L f .. - .- ' 2 - - -J Ji -