Delaware Valley College - Cornucopia Yearbook (Doylestown, PA)

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KURT LOSER Buds New York, N. Y. Kaiser Friedrich Gymnasium When we look back on this year ' s successful football season, some of the credit will have to be given to the manager, who not only wrestled with the dummies and equipment, but who also eflTi- ciently performed the thankless task of making sure that the Varsity was tucked in on time. Kurt, who lived (conveniently) next door to the cigarette concession, kept himself broke, buying white sticks, and it is said that if the butts were laid end to end they would reach from Farm School to Hanoverton, Ohio. Usually quiet and unassuming, he could at times be seen searching the dining hall for Mutts, who had failed to respond to the gentle ministrations of the call boy, and had not gone to details. The oversight was quickly corrected. Kurt takes his dairying seriously, and has a genuine interest in his cows. We feel sure that he will still be an efficient manager when he takes his place on the farm. s»s»ss ««s;«! »e«« « « ««sv «s ©©« MEN= OF THE JOHX R. iMOLLICK Philadelphia, Pa. Northeast High School Although by no means the biggest, John is the muscle man of our class. On those rare occasions when he was assigned a job which was not the hardest to be had, John could be heard offering to switch assignments with those of us who do not possess such bulging biceps. Muscles idea of a vacation is to go to his Grand- father ' s farm in Jersey and put in a sixteen hour day pulling a plow, or some other gentle form of exertion. One of our mainstays in interclass football, and always willing to lend a hand in other class enter- prises, John, Let me get a word in edgewise, is rumored to have put more mileage on our trucks than the rest of the school combined. His temperament could best be described as, With malice towards none, quiet, steady, and efficient. He has earned for himself an enviable reputation, and we will long remember him as a good man to have behind the wheel. N ?se«««=©© ««ssss««««« ©«« i;sS5« =SOIL Y

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THOAIAS HENDRICKS Hendrich ' w Philadelphia, Pa. Central Evening H. S. L ' nder the influence of Mr. Schmieder and other Chinese philosophers, Aloj ' sius spent three years in devising ways to make things easier for himself. Our instructors are to be thanked for giving this Beau Brummel ' ' his beauty sleep and thus mak- ing the goils look at him, so wistfully. By some strange intuition, One cell always woke up when the right things were said. The slickest arguer in Kensington, Tom co- operated on the Gleaner and Yearbook perso- nalities and other humorous miscreations. Hendrichio (named after his Sicilian ances- try) was catering, for the major part of his senior year, to the whims of a few cackling birds, only to realize that the future belongs to the insects. So it is a close run, whether bees or his wife will have to work for him. If Tom ' s bees ever got to chasing him, he might end up as the president — of Ireland. But since this isn ' t likely, our one-and-only will own as many bee hives as he can manage b} ' remote control. MORRIS LIPELES Moodv Caledonia, Wise. Milwaukee S. Division H. S. Coming east from Alilwaukee, Moe . never passed up an opportunity to publicize his home state; and we were soon familiar with beer, hops and Wisconsin dairies. A ' lorose Moe was one of the few members of our class who had the same roommate for his entire school career. He was not the kind of fellow who did things half way, as evidenced by his Football and Bas- ketball exploits, his housekeeping, and his lovelife. Switching from Hort to G.A. in his Senior year, Lip could be seen rolling merrily along on his tractor, whistling an ofi ' -key version of his theme song Hi, Neighbor, — and that ain t hay. His family moved to Caledonia, Wise, in Morris ' s junior year and acquired a farm that promptly went to the cleaner ' s; and upon grad- uation Moe expects to return to the New Home- stead which will undoubtedly develop into some- thing that will be one more Pride of Wisconsin.

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,-• MLLIAi I NICKEL Chill Dunellen, N. Dunellen High School Here is one man who won ' t have to hire a car- penter to build for him. Bill was easil) ' the handi- est man with tools in the class. Although Nick ' s life was somewhat veiled with mystery, rumors have it, that he even got around in that fortress of Doylestown and points east of it. What do you say, knew his farming and cows, (although he seldom saw them over the weekend). In addition, he had a s olid grip on Mr. Cook ' s leg, for which he compensated by letting the shop man tug on his pedal extremities. Long will it ring inourclassrooms — Doyouknow,that Nickel made a hog shelter in thirteen minutes, chicken .shelter in five minutes, foundation to the Administration Building in two hours. If you can do the same — you shall get a three. Malicious tongues have it, that Chin ' ' always quit when he had the aces flying his way. Nick always managed to look out for himself and we are sure that his mighty chin will help him plow his way to success. I Brooklvn, N. Y, AL ORNER ■■Fats Newtown High School No one could ever predict that that slightly obese, jovial zoot-suiter who lagged into our gates would be a future football player — yet, that is the way things turned out. He must have been quite indispensible, for everybody noticed his absence before and after Sabbath. Yet, it seems that his poultry work did not suffer too much under those cruel interrup- tions. Al can hold his own with the best of poultrymen. Fatsy really managed to stick to one woman, at a time, when he made his mind up; and the annals of history of the N.F.S. will proudly show this exception to our law of ethics. Cards and headwaiting were his only vices. Shmaltzy was proud of the first one; the second vice made him feel so ashamed that he was seldom caught at it. Drive, Mr. Samuels says. Drive,- says Shmaltzy, our steadiest Romeo, in love, business, and all his future life.