Delaware Valley College - Cornucopia Yearbook (Doylestown, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 88 of the 1928 volume:

Herbert D. oilman PRE:?IDEXT Tuiliiig for the good is nobler than railing at ill. THE RECORD of the THIRTY-FIRST CLASS NATIONAL FARM SCHOOL Pexxsylvaxia March 1928 Carl P. Green Editor-in-Qhief Joseph F. Lynch dissociate Editor Benjamin S. Graffjian liusiness . Manager C. Reuben Tinick Scribe To Jj)U2s . Hirsch YHOM E RESPECT AND ESTEEM AS A GENTLEMAN OF FINE PARTS, A PHILANTHROPIST OF WISDOM, AND A TRIE FRIEND, THE CLASS OF 1928 DEDICATE THIS VOLIME. Qarl T. Qreefi EDITOR OF THE RECOTJD ' ■4 3 i=- rhe %ecord Staff OFFICERS Carl P. Gkeex Editor OSEPH F. Lyn ' ch Bexjamin- S. Graffman C. Reibex Tlxick Associate Editor Business Manager STAFF Scribe David W. Friedland Albert Abelson Jesse Wolk S. Harvey Maltz Meyer Hur%vitz Max H. Levine ■4i - jforettjorb Sir, the biographical part of literature is what I love most. —JAMES BOSWELL -Jirfjisi l fcorb Is neitfjer a toorfe of Uttv yil ature nor a complete faiograpijp, tjut ratfjer a mobest cJjronicle in tofjidj is set botun brief intimate biograpljical sfeetcfjesi of tfje libes of a particular group, tije Class! of 1928 of tlje Rational Jfarm cfjool. Wt Ijope to reflect tfjat bit of Scbool life toe babe sbareb togetljer, buring tufjicf) time tpe rebealeb our personalities, IjopeS, anb ambitions. 3t ijas been tfjree pears of simple ijappp libing anb toe ijere trp to conbep tbat same jopous simplicitp. Qletus oC- Qoodling DEAN -46 J=- Qreetitig-s to The Qraduatin ' Qlass of J 928 rllE Thirty-First Graduating Class has won a distinction, a warm feehng, as well as a deep interest in their future welfare, from those in charge of school administration, by their most hearty cooperation and extreme patience, in the various changes made necessary during their Senior year. You also have an enviable record in scholarship, athletics, and in the up-lift of the morale of the school, all of which will be a lasting memorial. We predict that, with the same fair-mindedness, enthusiasm, and energy exhibited in your life work, the Class of 1928 will take its place in the agriculture of the country as no other Farm School Graduates have done. You should always be mindful, however, that your work at Farm School is only a small beginning of the larger things you hope to achieve, which can only be accom- plished by hard work, loyalty, and truthfulness. I congratulate the class on what they have accom- plished during their stay at Farm School, and extend to them my best wishes for their future success. Let me admonish you to be mindful of your duty to your Alma Mater and ever readv to answer her call for service. Joseph F. Jli fich CLASS PRESIDENT • }8 =- HISTORY O ' er these paving stones we strode, To a great and wider road. Our tliree years at Farm School have ended. Although we have learned and accom- plished much, we feel our stay has been altogether too short. We want to learn and accomplish more. Here, we made a beginning. Our later days will l)e based on the foundations laid here, and we shall ever cherish this apprenticeship. It is hoped that this history will be a constant reminder in later years, for the members of the Nineteen Twenty-eight Class, of days at N. F. S. Jjirval Stage (3 JTAHCH. IS) ' - ' ;), found us congregated with fear and trembling in the reception J m room of Lasker Hall, feeling like so many insect eggs in a field in danger of being plowed under. Our initial bow into the mysterious ways of Farm School was indelibly marked with thick black ink upon clothes, limbs, and torso, the stains of which some have as yet been unable to remove. After having the freedom of the school for a few days, we learned the fallacy of milking cows by the tail method. It did not take us long to realize our position, colloquially, as MUTTS, which was forcefully imprinted upon our seats of learning, and smart we became. With a feeling of sorrow for our plight, Miss Churchman and Miss Gross prepared a fitting reception, and before the evening progressed far we forgot our aches and pains of the previous week. Along with arduous details and industrials came class work, rich in agricultural terms, cjuite new to us. These curricular activities were interspersed with jolly (?) escapades conducted by our brotherly upperclassmen who sought to explain such expressions as Sloppy Minnie ' s , Short-arm Inspection , and Bend over and hold ' em . Our first opportimity to combat the Jimiors on an eqiuil footing came with the playing of the inter-class baseball game, which we won by the decisive score of 16-6. (A few days later we felt sorry for so large a score.) The monotony of summer field work was greatly relieved l)y the Founder ' s Day exercises in .Time and the first Annual Alumni Keimion on July 4 and 5. As summer progressed we worked in all the departments, becoming well ac- cjuainted with Prunde Shutes . Riten de Bucket , Piece ' ell, Chaunk , Eneway and Enehow , and MY SON Chester . When, after harvest, we asked for addi- tional vacation, having for the most part used our twenty-eight days, we were called Villains . We were overjoyed, for one was not a full-fledged student until called a Villain . W ' e now belonged to the Student Body, and were not considered mere guests. When the Juniors held their Prom many members of our class graced the floor with lovely ladies. Now qualified to join in the execution of school affairs our first act was to prepare a sumptuous banquet in honor of the Football Team of 19 ' -25. It was a lavish affair and gave us our first opportunity to display school spirit so long repressed. -.=1 10 r- At this time the New York contingent of tiie Board of Directors became (juite active. Mr. Abraham Erlanger, the Executive Director, fiirni.shed a vast sum to promote a national conference to enhst aid in our common cause. Mr. Samuels, who had succeeded Mr. Kogers as Athletic and Social Director, earlier in the year, detailed a group of students to represent us at the parley. Although he chaperoned them, we fear he was negligent for on their return many of the delegates hung on their walls such tokens of their journey as Waldorf Astoria napkins, Hotel Astor clothes hangers, and Biltmore cutlery, not to mention a supply of perfumed soa]i sufficient to wash away the sins of a multitude. The Senate ' s innovation of the jury system for hearing inter-class disputes prac- tically abolished cla.ss distinction and made our lives more pleasant as the year waned. Milking became less a task when the cows were centered in the new Erlanger Barns. At the same time Dairy instruction was made possible with the opening of the newly constructed Nathan Strauss Laboratory. We again met the Juniors on the athletic field, and in this football encounter again van(iui.shed them, the score being 13-0. Following a most abundant harvest the first Annual Corn Show was held in Segal Hall, under the supervision of Mr. Stangel. Prizes were awarded and the Exhibit proved to be a most educational feature. On returning from the Christmas holidays classes were resumed, growing more difficult as we advanced. In February we played our last inter-class game as Freshmen, and for the first time met defeat, the Juniors winning the Ijasketball contest by the score 18-9. On February ' ■2 ' 2nd, we attentled the graduating exercises of the U)iG Class. Wit- nessing this ceremony for the first time thrilled us, and as we peered down from the Library gallery upon the graduating Seniors we proudly felt the dignity of our new position as Juniors. The Tupal Stage M %EING fascinated with Farm School politics from the very days of our entrance, m our first act as Juniors was to elect Class Officers. The following men were chosen to lead us for the first six months: Goradetzky, Lynch, Levine, and Namen. Immediately, they presented us with Class Pennants for which we had long waited. As a result of the New York Conference of the previous year, a large Freshman Class was enrolled, which necessitated school expansion. Old Chem Lab was remodeled into a modern dormitory capable of housing twenty-one Freshmen. As we showed fitting ability to give paternal aid to new Freshmen at the S. S. A., they -=illi|=- were turned over to us for further instructions. Completing the Spring Term classes on May 18, we again assumed the role of real farmers, but this time with a much broader knowledge of the profession. IVIr. Samuels, being anxious for another form of athletic competition, instituted an inter-class boxing meet. Our standing at the end of this new contest was a bare lead of one bout, which denoted the real strength of our opponents. About this time the inter-class baseball game was near at hand. After a short period of intensive training we entered the game anticipating an easy win, and after seven innings of drawn battle we emerged victorious, the final score being Juniors, 11; Freshmen, 9. Fast becoming accustomed to the daily grind of farm work, it remained for us to set a date and appoint a capable committee for the Junior Prom. Heated dis- cussions, wise cracks, and much filibustering marked all our class meetings. Doubtful nods and skeptic expressions were registered by most members at the thought of having a successful affair. However, a competent committee was formed with Green as Chairman, to prepare a suitable program of entertainment. The space allotted to this History does not permit a detailed explanation of this dance so I must be content with saying I have yet to witness its equal. Prior to the fruit harvest the finishing touches were given to the new Horticulture Building which had been under construction since early spring. Contained in this structure was ample space for fruit and vegetable storage, an implement room, a classroom for instruction, and an adequate place for storing boxes, crates, and baskets. With the addition of Mr. Herman Fiesser to the Faculty, a graduate of Heidelberg, a course of instruction in Landscape Architecture and Gardening began. In September the New York Board of Trustees headed by Mr. Erlanger, launched an enormous campaign to raise fifteen million dollars for future expansion work. A select group of students including members from our class were fortunate enough to be present at one of its daily sessions. A slight improvement was noticed in the Corn Show held after harvest in Segal Hall. Many educational points were brought out in a speech given by the judge in the dining room. The class football game played under unfavorable weather conditions was a real test for class spirit. Through one hour of extreme cold accompanied by snow and sleet, each team struggled to score, but the game ended in a scoreless tie. Before leaving for the Christmas holidays the Ring Committee completed a design featuring the school seal, which was accepted by the class with delight. Orders were received, and upon our return to school we were presented with official class rings, of which we are proud. During the latter part of January the men to lead us through our final year were elected. Each man elected was practically a unanimous choice for his office. They were Joe. Lynch, President; Carl P. Green, Vice-President; Edwin Mayer, Secretary, and C. R. Tunick, Treasurer. At the same time appointments were given to Cowen, -4 U h Frie(il;iii(l and Ilurwitz to occuity scats in the Senate; also (ireen, (iratfnian, Bern- hard, and IMuiner to represent our ehiss on tlie Conneil. One month prior to the exit of the UHl Class, elections for Stndent Body Officers were held. After much delilieration these offices were intrusted to the following men: Joseph Lynch, President of the Student Body; Benjamin (!oradet .ky, Vice-President; Ely Bernhard, President of the Athletic Association; Albert Ahelson, Vice-President; C. R. Tunick, Secretary -Treasurer; and Carl P. Green, Editor-in-Chief of the Gleaner. The outcome of the class haskethall game was 18 to 13 in favor the Freshmen. Imaffo Staffe News that Dr. Ostrolenk tendered his resignation as Dean was a great surprise to us. We all felt that the School had lost a capable leader, one who would be hard to replace. Until the advent of the new Dean the students were under Faculty supervision. On April 1.5, Mr. Goodling assumed the position of Dean. Seeking adequate means to impress the new Freshmen with the respect and esteem due upper- classmen, we foimd it necessary to elaborate on previous initiations. After the smoke of battle had lifted on that memorable occasion, not one Freshman complained of neglect. The start of Senior Projects found several of our members stricken with appendicitis, which was quite prevalent at the time. Concentrating all our efforts toward attaining success in our projects we seemed to forget the constant march of time until presently the Fall Term of classes was at hand. Keen observation of past methods of teaching used here urged Dean Goodling to inaugurate a new and more efficient system of class routine, which has proven extremely successful. With gradu- ation looming near plans were drawn up to publish our Record Book independent of the Gleaner, the class feeling that this change was needed. November saw the completion of the new Athletic Field donated by the Alumni. The annual Corn Show developed into a Farm Produce Show with the addition of an exhibit from each department. The memory of our graduation dance will linger on as one of mingled joy and regret. The last week found us boning hard over our final exams, many of us dubious as to the outcome, but all hoping for the best. This seemingly endless week was climaxed by the banquet given in our honor by the Faculty. At the close of this bancjuet we somehow felt nearer to the hearts of those who perseveringly molded us into men. At last, graduation day had dawned. The events of the day unfolded quickly and all too soon we were bidding a last good-bye to our Alma Mater. Joseph F. Lynch -4 13 - The Faculti C. L. GoODLlNG, B.Sc. Dean O. A. Stangel, B.Sc, M.Sc. Henry Schmieder, A.B., M.Sc. R. E. Ying, B.Sc, AI.Sc Morris Mayer Samuel B. Samuels, B.Sc. H. G. Feisser Dr. Allen H. Moore. M.D. Harold K. Fleming, B.Sc D. M. Purmell, B.Sc. Paul McKown, A.B. Frank Plain, B.Sc Walter J. (Iroman Mrs. Rose Bergman Miss Rebecca Cliiu-chman, B.Sc. Dr. Wesley Massinger, D.V.S. Raymond Dvkeman, B.Sc. •4 14 J=- POEM Our hands must feel of worldly things, Our minds may soar the heights on wings. Vindication Carl P. Green He will judge between the nations and arbitrate for many peoples; and they will beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruning-hooks; nation will not lift up sword against nation, neither will they learn war any more. — Isaiah II. 2-+. The Lord made the earth and the waters; He fashioned all things great and small. His hand was creator of wonders, Man being mo.st mighty of all. For centuries there has been struggle Between the vast rivaling hordes, The battle of grand worldly commerce. The fight of industrial lords. Yet, in spite of such gross devastation, Regardless of plunder or spoil. Our Father has watched o ' er the farmer, And sacredly cared for the soil. For the earth is the work of the Master, As well as the sea and the sky; And blessed is the man who preserves it — An agent is he of the High For his sword has been shaped into plowshare, His spear into pruning-hook beat. He wars not against his own brother — To win he knows not, nor defeat. And he shall sit under his fig tree Content with terrestrial toil. And peace shall be his with the Maker For his life is with God and the Soil. They will sit every man under his vine and under his fig tree and none will make them afraid. —Micuh IV. •■=!l 16 !!=■■ personal; M.any were the joyous hours. Spent within such leafy bowers. ALBERT ABELSON .l F Worcester, Mass. Landscape Gardening North High Age 20 Some people are so fond of ill luck, thiil thcij run half way to meet it. — Douglas Jerrold. Activities: Freshman Year: Banquet Committee; Assistant Football iLanager. Junior Year: Football Manager; A. A. Board; Gleaner Staff; Varsity Club; Horticultural Society. Senior Year: Class Vice-President; Welfare Committee; Record Staff; Gleaner StaS; A. A. Board; Vice- President, A. A.; Varsity Baseljall; Historian, Varsity Club; Dramatic Society; Horticultural Society: Captain, Inter-Dorm Baseball; .A. A. Store Manager. The jolly boy with a wondrous mop of golden hair, yet, somehow predisposed to ill luck. So thoughtful and kindly are his actions, so ready are his hands to aid fellows in distress, that Al has become the refuge of all in need. Regardless of the nature of our ill. mental, moral or physical, we always sought Abies consolation and assistance. Al ' s domestic misfortune was to some degree counterbalanced by his notable class work. With meritorious grades throughout the year Al foimd Senior sailing quite easy; and although we were long unaware of his class bearing, we finally found him to be one of us. ELY BERNH. RD Bruno F Little Rock, . rk. General . griculture Little Rock High Age 19 .1 lion among ladies is indeed a dreadful thing. — William Shakespeare. Activities: Freshman- Year: Class President; Football Banquet Committee; Class Football; Varsity Football; Varsity Club; Minstrels. JiNiOH Year: Class Baseball and Basketball; Varsity Football; Treasurer, Varsity Club; Gleaner Staff; Poultry Club; Student Council; Minstrels. Senior Year: S. S. A. Committee: A. A. Board; President, A. A.; Student Council; Student Senate; Varsity Foot- ball; Gleaner Staff; Varsity Club; From the picturesque locale of Little Rock, .Arkansas, west of the mighty waters, our hero, Ely, was born. Suave gentleman of the Southland, romantic youth of a romantic land, haunt of beautiful women and small-town slicks. As Bruno ' s radiant personality ha.s completely won us so has it earned him a place in Philadelphia society, where he is a welcome guest in many homes. His ability has not been confined to divan duty alone, for Bruno has for three years commanded our admiration for his brilliant athletic record. Playing clean, wholesome, aggressive football Ely filled either guard or tackle with great skill. ■4 20 Ir- SAM L EL F. ABRAMS Abe Philadelphia, Pa. Poultry Germantown High Age 19 The mulliliiilc is ulirays in the wrong. — Earl of Ruacnmmon. Activities: Freshman Vear: Class Baseball. JiNioR Year: Class Baseball Football; Poultry Club. Senior Year: Orchestra; Poultry Club; Inter-Dorm Baseball. When our friend .Abie lamentably and boisterously hollered, Give the Common Herd a Chance , little did he realize that his utterance was to become the by-word of the large insurgent body of N. F. S. His worils rank second in quotability to Mr. Samuels ' time-honored phrase, It ' s not the money, it ' s the principle . .As is easily surmised Sam is a staunch defender of his rights — right or wrong. Sam ' s sensational claim to fame is his brilliant flare for music as inter- preted through blatant saxophonic strains. If we are to accept science ' s claims that music in the laying house increases egg production we need have no fear of Sam ' s future success. FREDERICK BH ' MER Anilij Gnmp Philadelphia, Pa. Farm Machinery South Philadelphia High Age 21 If the hill will not come to Mahomai, Mahomat mil come to the hill. — Francis Bacon. Activities: Freshman Year: Football Banquet Committee; .Assistant Movie Operator. Junior Year: Prom Committee; Class Baseball and Football; Manager. Class Basketball; Varsity Baseball Stjuad; Movie Operator. Senior Year: Class Vice-President; S. S. A. Committee; Student Council; Movie Operator; Radio Operator; Presi- dent, Poultry Club; Veterinary Society. -Andy is not unlike Mahomat. This common- sensed Switzlander might well be called a jack of all trades and a master of many. Possessed of mechan- ical genius, and a thorough knowledge of intricate electrical contraptions, Fred solved many of bur mo.st enigmatic technical problems. His adept manipulation of the radio made it possible for us to enjoy many long study periods. During his regime as movie operator, Sunday evenings became a source of gratifying entertainment. Nothing was ever too insignificant or too intricate for Andy to tackle, and he gladly performed many invaluable services to his class and school. ■4 21 f- 1 II li !P ■■ . HAROLD NATHAN HLOOM M.VNLEL BERICK ' } 11 Wilkes-Barre, Pa. Xanticoke High General Agriculture Age 19 That man hath a tongue, 1 say. h tw man If with his tongue, he cannot irin a iroman. — Jfillinm Shakespeare. Activities: Fkeshmax Ye-vr: Class Basketball: Poultry Club. Junior Ye. r: Class Football and Basketball: Hortitultural Society; Poultry Club. Senior Year: Varsity Football Squad; Poultry Club: Boosters. Harold came to us from the coal regions of Pennsylvania, with a nose for news. Little occurred that did not become known to him. In our Fresh- man year he always forecasted raids whether or not they materialized. Thus he endeared himself to his classmates. With the advent of his Junior year ' Hookey joined the social elite of Doylestown, and we were glad to be so well represented. I nder Harold ' s efficient management the six- acre potato patch at Farm Xo. 1 yielded a crop worthv of his efforts. General . griculture Age iO New York City De Witt Clinton High A light heart lircs long. — William Shakespeare. . CTI 1TIES: Freshman Y e- b: Varsity Football Squad; Class Football. JrxiOR Y ' e.vr: Varsity Football Squad; Class Football. Senior Year: eterinary Society. Fats hails from Gloversville. N. Y ' ., which has provided Farm School with many past notables, and we believe Fats will eventually correlate these precedents. Manny ' s light heart has tended to preserve his cherubic countenance, and he is troubled by nothing more serious than the source of his cigarette butts. . mong Fats noteworthy achievements was his prolonged sojourn in the Jewish Hospital where he underwent a most profitable appendictum of three months duration. Manny returned to us. however, hail and hearty, an.xious to till the fertile fields of Farm Xo. 3. Here Fats spent many delightful days growing the things he loved, bearing good will to all and malice to none. ■4 22 1=- AL H. BLIT STEIN BUI:- Philadelphia, Pa. Landscape Gardening Central High Age •20 O: it U excellent To hare a giant ' s Mrength, but it is tyran ious To use it lihe a giant. — William Shakespeare. Activities: Freshman Year: Class Basketball. JiNiOR Year: Class Basketball: Horticultural Society; Poultry Club. Senior Year: Poultry Club: Inter-Dorm Baseball. . 1 was always a great advocate of school athletics. . lt hough unable to partake in varsity .sporting events he could always be seen swatting the apple, boot- ing the pigskin, or shooting goals according to the season. The vast energj- not used on the A. . . field by this dynamic person found an outlet in the pea. Al is one of the blesse.l few versed in the lost art of letter writing. He wrote unceasingly, to whom and of what is none of our business. Suffice it to say the many replies were sealed in colorful envelopes of delicate fragrance. Being so worldly-wise eame l . 1 the respect of all, and the envy of many. JOSEPH I. BRO VX ColuTnbus. Ohio East High (ieneral Agriculture Age J-2 His voice ever soft. Gentle and low. — William Shakc.ipeare. Activities: Freshman Year: Class Football; Chess and Checker Club. JcNiOR Year: Class Football; Chess and Checker Club. Senior Year: Veterinary Society. The Metropolitan Grand Opera Company lost one of its possible greats when Joe chose agriculture as his life career. His resonant bass voice has been a constant source of gratification to his entranced classmates for three years. However, opera ' s lo.ss was agricultures gain. Joe might rank preeminent among the scientific farmers of our class. Compounding feed rations and solving intricate chemical formulas placed him in a position of undis- puted classroom authority. As a staunch advocate of chess and checkers for mental development, Joe ranks second only to Spielman. Such sterling virtues will surely be welcome in anv asricultural community. 23 IRVING COHEN Cou-boy ' Tulsa, Okla. General Agriculture Central High Age 20 They say, best men are moulded out of faults. — William Shakespeare. Activities: Freshman Year: Class Baseball and Football. Junior Year: Class Baseball; Football and Boxing. Senior Year: Inter-Dorm Baseball. John Hot from Tulsa. Itchy came here an ideal- ist, to learn agriculture and display pitching ability as yet unseen in these parts. However, Miss Tulsa ' s winning of the . tlantic City Beauty Contest was too much for him and proved his ultimate downfall. Despite this publicity, modest Irwin displayed delicate wit and when he left us, to occupy the hospital, we keenly felt his absence. It is hard to forget the lay of his return which introduced a vogue rich in such Itchian phrases as go visit a herring! and kiss a lily . This Westerner made pleasant many of our dull classes and . . . . room sessions. H. RRY BRICK Brickie Philadelphia, Pa. F Landscape Gardening Germantown High . ge 20 .4 great man is made np of qualities that meet or make great occasions. — James R. Lowell. .Activities: Freshman Year: Class Baseball; Football and Basketball; Varsity Baseball Squad. JiNioR Year: Class Football and Basketball; Prom Committee; ' arsity Baseball; Inter-Dorm Basketball. Senior Year: Varsity Baseball; Varsity Basketball Squad; Poultry Club; Inter-Dorm Basketball. For three years Harry has dominated as a person of wit and humor, and, to quote that literary luminary, Sara . brams, he is ever wont to wax ludicrous . . s the Barometer predicts storms, so likewise Harry senses forthcoming disasters or festive occa- sions; and he always proved adequate to the situa- tion, which is no mean achievement in a school so susceptible to radical class demonstrations. In addition to powers of clairvoyancy Bricky wielded a wicked bat on the diamond, and as an infielder he passed both the ability and wit of Nick . ltrock. Brick will surely laugh liimself through anv latitude. 4 24 h- JOSEPH DoH.Niu sen WILLIAM FOX Newark, N. J. General Agriculture EastsideHigh Age 19 Virtue is tike a rich stone — best plain set. — Fruncis Baeon. Activities: Freshman Year: Class Football; Natural Science Society. Junior Year: Class Football; Poultry Club. Senior Year; Poultry Club. We long wondered how Joe managed to attend details so religiously for three years, and it was only after appealing to his strong sense of public service that we succeeded in learning the secret of his 5 A. M. vigor. It is this little verse which has made Joe the man he is: My cheeks are of a ruddy hue My breath like new-mown clover, I always take my morning plunge And feel refreshed all over. Joe makes no claim to brilliance, yet by persistent apprehension and consistent application of a strong will power he has developed into a hard-working reliable son of the soil. Jersey City, N. J. Lincoln High Smooth r Where th tns the ■ brook Horticulture Age 19 water is ,leep. -William Shakespeare. . ctivities: Freshm-ivn Year: Natural Science Society. Junior Year: Horticultural Society. Senior Y ' ear: Horticultural Society. A tall lanky youth of many angles, not unlike Washington Irving ' s Ichabod, is Bill. A reserved youth as quiet as he is awkward, and as conscientious as he is angular. Bill is almost infallible. He was never absent from Chapel, his study periods held no vacancies, the demerit list never bore his name, he was rarely on the sick list, seldom absent from class, first man to pay Class dues, prompt at meetings; in fact it would be nearly impossible to name one act in which Bill erred. Bill has a genuine love of all flora and fauna and with such a valuable possession farm labor will be little more than play for him. ■4 25 h I ... ' at j SBUMBB y ..- MM HARRY JONATHAN (OWEN Joliiiiiy Pliiladelphia, Pa. F General Agriculture Central High Age 21 He makes no friend, icho never makes a foe. — Alfred Tennyson. Activities: FnEsiiMAN Vf.ar: Class I ' ' ,)i.Hkl11 and Basketball; Varsity Football; Varsity Basketball Squad; Varsity Club; Poultry Club. ' JrxioR YE. n: Class Baseball; Varsity Football; Varsity Basket- ball; Secretary, arsity Club; Treasurer, Poultry Club. Senior Ye. r: S. S. A. Committee; Captain, Varsity Football; Varsity Basketball; President, Varsity Club; Student Senate Captain, Gold Team: Inter- Dorm Baseball; Veterinary Society; Vice-Presi- dent, Boosters. Johnny came to us from C. H. S. with a notable football record. When the first call of football was made, all eyes turned toward the titleholder. After watching Johnny for two seasons we were convinced that Philadelphia knew football, and as a result Johnny was selected to pilot the 1927 team, now history. Johnny ' s natural aggressiveness and impressive bulk cast fear in many hearts. Yet, when we came to know him we found him to be much like the big brown playful bear who only means to kiss you. With so noble a record Johnny will undoubtedl.v continue through life playing hard and winning. PHILU ' N. ELLIOT Salisbury, ■NId. F Poultry Washington High Age 10 (■ trudged along, unknowing irliat he sniight. And whistled as he went, for tcant nf thonqht. —John Drijdrn. AcxiviTiEs: Freshman Y ' e. r: Class Baseball, Football, and Basketball; Varsity Baseball; Varsity Cluli. JiNioR Y ' e. r: Varsity Baseball, Football, an.l Basketball; Varsity Club; Poultry Club. Senior Ye.vr: Captain, Varsity Baseball; Varsity Football; Captain, Varsity Basketball; Vice-President, Varsity Club; Coach, Freshman Ba.seball; Treas- urer, Poultry Club; Tennis Manager; Boosters. Stud comes from a family of athletes and believe you me he can hold his own with the best of them: An extraordinary first baseman, steatly hard-tackling end, and scintilating center on the basketball court. Claiming the distinction being Captain in two sports. Basketball and Base ball. Stud won much press notice, and Farm Schoo will certainly mourn his departure. Off the athletic field Stud likewise maintained hi: popularity. Although possessed of an extrerael fiery temper, his rages were entirely spasmodic and died down after the count of ten. Stu rs apparent indifference to his surroundings merely hiil the absorbing interest with which he beheld every spectacle. -4 26 h 1)A II) WILLIAM KKIEDLAXD BENJAMIN F. GORADETZKY ••Bc,r Rochester, N. Y. General Agriculture New York City East High Age 22 ]Vho wooed in haute, ami means to wed at leisure. — William Slialcespeare. Activities: Freshman Y ' ear: Class President; Chairman, Football Banquet Committee; Class Football and Basketball; Varsity Football Squad; Varsity Basketball Squad. Junior Y ' ear: Class Football: Ciiptmn. CImss Basketball; Prom Committee; Var iU I ' .h.iImII Squail: Assistant Basketball Mana-.-r, AssiMarct Welfare .Manager; Student Senate; eterinary Society. Senior Year: S. S. . . Committee; Record Staff; Gleaner Staff; . . A. Welfare Manager; Student Senate; Varsity Basketball Squad; Varsity Club; Hailing from a town famed for its cloak and suit industry, it is little wonder that Dave closely resem- bles a Vanity Fair Fashion Park ad. In Dave we have the composite qualities of a Don Juan, a debonair Menjou, and a cunning Fal.staff; Farm School ' s tempestuous M. Beaucaire. Broken hearts to Dave are just so many defunct organs. He has not livefl for love alone, however, for he has been one of the most active of our class in affairs of the school. He has, as the saying goes, combined business with pleasure; and we admire the ease with which he has so successfully mixed them. Manual Training High . ge 21 Young in limb, in judgement old. — ]f ' illiam Shali ' cspeare. Activities: Freshman Year: Class Treasurer; Football Banquet Committee. Ju.nior Year: Class President; Prom Committee; Student Senate; Poultry Club. Senior Year: Valedictorian; Vice-President, Student Bod.v; Student Senate; Student Council; ' ice- President, Poultry Club. From the tumultous roar of a great city came Ben back in ' 25. Here among broad green fields and friendly woodland Ben found the environment suited to his liroad mind, and under its spell he has grown and flourished, winning the respect of all his associates. Ever conscious of Ben ' s judicial aptitude the class and Stuiiciit Body invested him with offices l)etitting his ability. Needless to .say, Ben has performed his duties with the same thoroughness as he has done his class work. When Ben was chosen to deliver the ' aledictory at Graduation it was truly a reward for his diligence and untiring interest in scholastic activities. ■4 27 f- RAYMOND GREEXBAUM HARLAN T. HIFF Froggy Norma, X. J. Horticulture Bridget on High Age 19 Of cJcceUent dumb discourse. — William Shakespeare. Activities: Freshman Year: Class Baseball and Basketball. JixiOR Y ' ear: Secretary-Treasurer, Poultry Club; Horticultural Society: Inter-Dorm Basketball. Senior Year: S. S. . . Committee: Secretary, Poultry Club: Secretary-Treasurer, Horticultural Society: Inter- Dorm Baseball; Boosters: Inter-Donu Basket- ball. To describe Froggj- successfully it is necessary to recall Tarkington s Penrod , Mark Twain s Huckleberry Finn , and Barrie s Peter Pan . Extracting the bits of bests from out of these, one beholds a most agreeable rational Froggj ' . A youth ever optimistic, ever gay, and ever ambitious. . young man whose speech and actions show remarkable simplicity and unsophistication. A likable chap who, with little effort, performs every task most satisfactorily. . fellow earnest at the proper time, yet ever ready to lend a hand in the promulgation of a practical joke. Here .vou have Froggy Greenbaum, A most remarkable fellow . Trenton, X . J. Trenton High Dairying Age 19 The only ccmpelition uorthly a wise man is icilh himself. — Mrs. Jamieson. Activities: Junior Y ' ear: Entered Class; Orchestra. Senior Y ' ear: Orchestra; Veterinary Society. Reds is the one tie binding us to the ' i7 Class. Reentering school in the middle of our Freshman year we all envied his familiarity with the upper- classmen, who claimed him as one of their own. The possession of Reds was certainly worth fight- ing for. He is extremely talented musically. The instru- ment has not yet been invented which he cannot play. Reds ' only other interest (unless he is hiding some- thing from usi is the science and art of Productive Dairying, into which he has delved deeply. Harlan gained a great deal of knowledge through contact with the herd, and his good head will put into practice what it has absorbed. ■=| 28 Ji=- MARTIN ' GREENHEIU; Marly Philadelphia, Pa. Poult Central High Age 20 He is the very pineu plc nf polilfiiixx. —Richard liiirrly Slifrulan. Activities: Freshman Year: Natural Science Society. Junior Year: Poultry Club. Senior Y ' ear: Class Secretarj ' . Grave, sedate old Mart} ' , he would never win a beauty contest; but if laurels were offered for craftsmanship and philosophical thinking he would have a covered brow and medaled chest. Marty is that gentleman of antipose approxima- tion one sees daily promenading the Campus, except on the seventh day at which time he repairs to the library where, in seclusion, he wages wit with Voltaire or Schopenhauer on liberty and the rights of man. Marty developed many revolutionary theories in poultry management and quite often he tested his theories, much to the chagrin of his instructor. Marty ' s seeking for truth will doubtlessly stand him always in good stead. MEYER F. IIURWITZ Meyer y Philadelphia, Pa. Horticulture a nd Apiculture Age 20 lore tranquil solitiule A ml such society As is quiet, wise, and good. — Percy Bysshe Shelly. Activities: Freshman Year: Class Baseball. Junior Year: Class Secretary; Class Baseball and l- ' ootliall. Senior Year: Presenter of Hoe; Record Staff; Student Senate; Vice-President, Horticultural Society. Meyer was born a short distance from that smooth flowing river, the Hudson. This may, perhaps, account for the presence of this sapient young man. He sought solace in a manner different. The birds, bees, and love of insect and outdoor life caused Meyer to inculcate knowledge of things that will give agriculture a more pleasant aspect. He found a good deal of time to spend with his class, however. Meyer is inclined to be a bit satirical, but the fellows appreciated his cynicism and liked him the more for it. In the classroom his work was always distinctive. ■4 29 I;:- Philaaeli)liia. Pa. Northeast High BENJAMIN S. GRAFFMAN ••Be,,- F Landscai e (iardening Age iO He (trauclh o,il the line of his rerboh-ihi finer than the staple of his argument. — William Shakespeare. Activities: Freshman Year: Class Treasurer; Football Banquet ( ' ummittee; Varsity Football Squad; Manager of Orchestra. JrxiOR Year: Ring Committee; Gleaner Statf; Orchestra Man- ager; . ssistant Baseljall Manager; Poultry Club; Horticultural Society. Senior Year; S. S. A. Committee; Vi e Committee; Welfare Committee; Record Start ' ; Business Manager of Gleaner: Baseball Manager; Varsity Club; A. A. Board; A. A. Store Manager; Student Council; Horticultural Society. From the very beginning of Bens career at Farm School when we listened spellbound to his rendition of The Face on the Barroom Floor , to almost the last day of his stay when we listened to his plea for Sunday graduation, we were carried away by his forceful oratory. In three years Ben has budded, blossomed, and bloomed int ' a flower of radiant hue. He displayed a remarkable fervor in all his under- takings, which were varied and many, and executed his every commission with alacrity. Ben ' s only relaxation in his three years of service to the public was in the study of elocution and. as Mrs. Malaprop would have it. there was nothing Ben prided himself on more than the use of his oracular tongue . CARL P. GREEN Press F Philadelphia. Pa. Landscape Gardening Central High . ge IS Be to his virtues eery kind. Be to his faults a little blind. — Maflheie Prior. . ctivities: Freshman Ye. r: Victory Banquet Committee; Gleaner Staff; Minstrels. JcNiOR Year: Class Vice-President; Chairman. Prom Commit- tee; Chairman, Ring Committee; Gleaner Staff; Student Coiuicil; .Assistant Football Manager; Minstrels; Horticultural Societ.y. Senior Ye. r: ( lass Vice-President; Class Poet; Chairman, S. S. A. Committee; Chairman, Welfare Com- mittee; Editor-in-Chief of Record Book; Editor- in-Chief of Gleaner; Football Manager; A. . . Board; Student Council; Varsity Club; Director, Dramatic .Society. (Ireen is as temperamental as a Barrymore and quite often as haughty. But beneath this superficial surface there lies the soul of a poet, the wisdom of a philosopher, and the aptness of a scholar. He has traversed into many books as yet unfamiliar to us. The Gleaner, through his untiring efforts, was groomed into a worthy magazine superior to many far more pretentious publications. We have often wondered in amazement at his antics, but knowing that genius is not genuine without eccentricity we catalogued his whims accordingly. His versatility contributed much to the school and will eventually enrich the world. 4 30 {=- MAX HAROLD LEVINE F Cleveland, Ohio General Agriculture Central High Age 18 A merry heart goes all the day. —Williav Shah e.speare. Activities: Freshmax Yeah: Class Baseball and Footdalh Captain, Class Basketball; Pennant Committee; Football Ban- quet Committee; Varsity Football Squad; Minstrels. JiNiOR Year: Class Treasurer; Class Basketball; Varsitv Foot- ball; Varsity Club; Gleaiirr Staff; Horticultural Society; Alinstrels; Inter-Dorm Basketball. Senior Yeah: S. S. A. Committee; Record Staff; Gleaner Staff: Varsity Football; Varsity Club; Silver Meilal Winner, Green and Gold Meet; Inter-Dorm Baseball; Inter-Dorm Basketball. Muddy is a mass of contradiction, handsome to a degree of .4polloian beaut.v, .still a man ' s man in every sense of the word. Likable and companion- able, with a world of personality he has an easy time with the ladies, and yet it is a beautiful sight to see him flash around the end with a broken field before him. Muddy has, to use Farm School parlance, scored heavy .socially and athletically, and he has applied himself to his studies and work, diligently. He can be classed with that small but select group who regard agriculture as a gentleman ' s profession rather than a laborer ' s grind. .JOSEPH FR.WCIS LYNCH Joe ' - F Glouce.ster, X. J. Farm Machinery Gloucester High Ajse ' il With (,raee to win, irith heart to holil. With shiiiinii ylfls thai takes all ei e.s —Ralph Waldo Emerson. . (TI ITIEs: FiiKsiiMAx Year: Captain, Class Football: Coach, Class Basketball; arsity Baseball, Football, and Basketball; Treasurer. Varsity Club. Jt ' NiOR Y ' ear: Class Vice-President; Class Boxing Team; Coach. Class Football; N ' arsity Baseball and Basketball; Cai)tain, ' arsity Football; President, Varsity Club; Student Senate; Secretary, Poultry Club, Senior Year: Class President; Cla.ss Historian; Salutatorian; S. S. A. Committee; President, Student Bodv; Student Senate; Student Council; ' arsitv Baseball and Football: Varsity Club; (i,, 1,1 Medal Winner. Green and (Sold Meet; Hk iihi) Staff ' ; (deaner Staff; Coach, Freshman Boxing Team. To pay fitting tribute to Joe, we fear mere words are inadequate. To express our admiration for his personality, our faith in his leadership, and our thanks for his fruitful labors in our behalf would require glowing adjectives as yet uncoined. Joe might well be compared to the present Na- tional Hero, Charles Lindbergh, in that he has accepted his glory with the equanimity so character- istic of the Lone Eagle. His modest demeanor and tolerant judgment have placed him supreme amongst us in scholarship and athletics. The knowledge possessed by Joe of the science of agriculture is profound, and surely lands will flourish in his wake. 4 31 Il=- ■ I HERXAHD HERZBERG Norma, N. J. Bridgeton High Horticulture Age 19 HU only fault is that he has 7W fault. — Pliny the Younger. AcTniTiEs: Freshman Ye_ b: Class FootbaU. Junior Year: Class Football and Basketball; Poultry Club: Horticultural Society: Inter-Donn Basketball. Senior Yeah: Varsity Football Squad: Inter-Dorm Baseball; Horticultural Society: Inter-Dorm Basketball. Back in our early days Herzberg was dubbed Bunny by his classmates, and he is surely all that the name implies: unobtrusive, quiet, and elusive. Bunny is rarely known to become excited or enthusi- astic over any venture. He regards everything as a matter of course: Any remarkable deviation from the natural is accepted by him as logical. Bunnys allegiance to the class is one of his re- markable virtues. He won the admiration of all when he played a full four-period class football game after freezing his fingers in the first quarter. He is most profoundly interested in horticultural work, and spends much of his time seeking valuable facts little known to the lax-man. HARRY M. RTIX HARRIS Philadelphia, Pa. Floriculture AVest Philadelphia High Age 19 In all the trade nf war no feat Is nobler than a brare retreat. — Samuel Butler. Activities: Freshman Ye.vr: Class Baseball, FootbaU. and Basketball. Jlnior Ye.vr: Class Baseball, Football, and Basketball; Min- strels; Inter-Dorm Basketball. Senior Ye.vr: Dramatic Society; Inter-Dorm Baseball: Inter- Dorm Basketball . Harris appearance is extremel.v deceiWng. One would never even remotely connect him with such fatuous diversions as dancing and sparking. He has mastered the terpsichorean art to a degree of perfection. It is a treat to watch him go through h is paces. Jolly, carefree, and likable, Oscar has breezed through school: getting the most out of the present, leaving the future to adjust itself even in face of those strong words ' you aint gonna gradgiate ' . Harry has one of those blithe, buoyant natures which no obstacle can submerge. Like the turtle, Oscar gracefully retires to his shell during the storm, only to resimie his life journey under cloudless skies. -4 32 I - MORRIS NAMEN Xamic Cleveland, Oliii) (ieneral Agriculture East Tech. High Age 19 The ploiighnidii homeward phnh hi.i iceiiry way. — Thomas Grai . Activities: Fresiimax Yeah: Pennant Committee; Natural Science Society. Junior Yeah: Class Secretary; Class Bo ing Team; Inter-Uorm Basketball. Senior Y ' ear: Inter-Dorm Baseball; Inter-Uorm Basketball. What greater tribute can we bestow upon Xamen than to say he is the best farmer in the class! Short in stature, and deliberate in actions, he .stands as a Xaiioleonic figure. Naraies brilliancy is ever cloaked in a brusque mantel. His soft, shy voice, however, invariably reveals that fine intellect .so cautiously veiled in modesty. Morris ' moods are few and are barometrically heralded, for when serious Namie always sought the quietude of the Library; when jocund he joined us in the A. A. Store. At No. 5 Namen worked wonders, and the large farm bespoke the efficient precision of its manager. .JOH.N RICHARD NERU (;ER ••Yicki Philadelphia. Pa. General . griculture Central High Age 18 Gentle in speech, hcnejicient of minil. — Alexander Pope. Activities: Fresiimax Year: Class Baseball; Natural Science Society. Junior Yeah: Class Baseball; Poultry Club. Senior Y ' ear: Inter-Dorm Baseball. Fate tweaked Dick by the nose when it thrust so pompous a name upon so modes t a mortal. Y ' et Yicky has borne up well under it. A little modest, samewliat timid, yet always earnest. Whether working at the solution of an intricate feed problem or occupied in the preparation of a classroom joke (in which he took special delight) Dick displayed an earnestness of purpose somewhat akin to religious zeal. Dick was devout in everything, and if we interpreted Dick ' s silence to be thoughtlessness we grossly misunderstood the workings of an energetic mind. Dicks observing eye saw much, but his wise mouth said little. •4 ii J=- ■ I S. HARVEY MALTZ Rocliester, X. Y. General Agriculture Madison High Age 19 Bis imagination resembles the icings of an ostrich. It enabled him to run, but not to soar. — Thomas Macaulay. AcrmxiEs: Freshxloc Y ' e.ir: Class Baseball and Football; Chess and Checker Club. Jl-NIOR ' e- r: Class Baseball and Football; Gleaner Staff; Inter- Dorm Basketball; Chess and Checker Club. Senior Y ' elui: Clas.s Prophet; S. S. A. Committee; Record Staff: Gleaner Staff; Inter-Dorm Baseball; Inter- Dorra Basketball. With the insight of a Clemenceau. the determina- tion of a Mussolini, the imaginative genius of a Poe. yet with the meekness of a Lindbergh, stands Harvey. We might also add that he bears an extreme likeness to that perennial film favorite. Milton Sills. Harvey need never fear for want of emplojTiient for. rich in these many virtues, he will surely be at ease in any field of human endeavor. When worUl renown is achieved by Maltz we shall turn to our back issues of the Gleaner and re-read his weird writings. So sure are we of Harvey s success that we have already indexed the pages. WILLIAM W. WEISS ' Bar Philadelphia, Pa. Stetson Junior High Horticulture Age 50 So stceetly she bid me adieu I thought that she bade me return. — IJ ' m. Shcnstone. . cTmTiES: Freshman Y ' e. b: Class Basketball Manager; Assistant A ' arsity Trainer; . ssistant Movie Operator. Junior Y ' e.vr: Class Baseball and Football Manager; . ssistant Varsity Trainer; Inter-Dorm Basketball; Horti- cultural Society. Senior Y ' ear: S. S. A. Committee: ' arsity Trainer: Inter-Dorm Baseball; Inter-Dorm Basketball; Horticultural Society. Bill is one of those boys who is extremely fond of home life, one readily affected with homesickness and restlessness. Fortunately Bill does not hail from the great open spaces, for he would have been unable to spend those many week-ends with the folks so necessary to his well being. In our Junior year we wondered how he woidd be able to spend week-ends in Farm School during football season in order to groom the team. Yet for two seasons Bill did not miss a game, and all the men were kept in fine physical condition. So punctual a commuter will find little trouble in maintaining any position. -=} 54 FRANK : I. STONITSCH Stony F Buffalo, N. Y. Floricultuie Hutchinson Central High Age 21 Oh for a seat in some poetic nook. Just kid ivitli trees and sparhVuiii with a hronk. —Lciijh Hunt. Activities: Freshman Year: Captain, Class Baseball; Class Football; Varsity Baseball, Football, and Basketball; Vice-Presi- dent, Varsity Club; Natural Science Society. JixioK Year: Captain Varsity Baseball; Varsity Football and Ba-ketl)all; Student Senate; Coach, Class Base- ball; Varsity Club; (iold Medal Winner, Green anil (lulil leet; llorticvdtviral Society. Senior Year: S. S. A. Committee; Welfare Committee; Var- sity Baseball, Football, and Basketball; Varsity Club; Coach, Freshman Football; President, Horticultural Society; Vice-President, Dramatic Society; Treasurer, Boosters. Frank is to ' ' 28 what Garibaldi was to the United Kingdom of Italy. A man of the people, ardent in his patriotism and fiery in his fighting. Stony was ever a strong advocate of individual expression. He was a great organizer in oiu- under- classman days and led many attacks against our oppressors . .Stony later retired from active service to direct his talents in the more treacherous channels of parlour navigation. This occupation, however, did not prevent Frank from performing brilliantly in all sports. His election to the position of Baseball Captain while yet a Junior expressed our faith in his leadership, which he has nobly justified. C. REUBEN TUNICK A ' ;c F l ' hiladeli)hia. Pa. Dairying Central High Age 19 An honest man ' s word is as good as his bond. ■ — Cervantes. Activities: Freshman Yb. r: Class Baseball, Football, and Basketball; Varsity Football Squad. JiNioR Yeah: Class Treasurer; Prom Committee; Ring Com- mittee: Class IJaseball and Basketball; Captain of Class Football; Varsity Football Squad; Secretary of Gleaner; Inter-Dorm Basketball. Senior Year: Class Treasurer; Welfare Committee; S. S. A. Committee; Senior Week Committee; Record Staff; Secretary of Gleaner; A. A. Board; Secre- tary-Treasurer, A. A.; Varsity Football; Varsity Club; Captain, Green Team; Veterinary Society; Boosters; Inter-Dorm Baseball and Basketball. Rube is one of those inoffensive fellows who says little, thinks much, and acts wisely. He is to our class what Alexander Hamilton was to the New Republic, collector of revenues and extractor of levies. Our mental picture of Rube is somewhat diffused with many bills and a few receipts. The fact that we visualize some receipts speaks well for our treasurer in the.se days of costly courting and one- way pockets. Rube ' s winning ways made him a masculine gold-digger. His digging, however, was diplomatically performed, and it enabled us to execute our desires at graduation time. Rube surely is a Mellon (Andrew) among canta- loupes. ■4 35 Is- GEORGE OVSAMKOW Santic New York Citv Hiirticulture De Witt Clinton High Age 19 Grand and peculiar, he sat upon his throne, vrapped in the solitude of his own originaliti . — Charlex Phillips. Activities: Freshman Year: Class Baseball; Natural Science Society. Junior Y ' ear: Class Baseball and Kootball; Inter-Dorm Rasket- baU. Senior Y ' ear: Tennis Manager; Varsity Baseball Squad; Inter- Dorm Baseball; Inter-Dorm Basketball. Quite often we are inclined to believe George a genius. His eccentricities have many times caused us to shake our heads doubtfully. Yet do not be misguided, for George is far from being anybody ' s fool; in fact, he has caused many grave persons to appear quite foolish. This knack of bringing the mighty down to earth is a source of great delight to our George, famed as the man in the blue sweater. Slav has never been honestly defeated in pinocle, tennis, or mud slinging at bull sessions, which shows he is made of the real stuff and much to boot. BERNARD ROSHNM.VN Rosy F Iniontown. Pa. General Agriculture Uniontown High .Vge IS Mark now hoie a plain a tale can put you down. — William Shakespeare. Activities: Fresh.max Year: Class Football; Orchestra. Jinior Year: Class Baseball, Football, and Basketball; Varsity Football Squad; Assistant Basketball Manager; Inter-Dorni Basketball. Senior Yeah: S. S. . . Committee; . . . . Board; Basketball Manager; Varsity Club; Inter-Dorm Baseball; Inter-Dorm Basketball. How Rosy ever became interested in Agriculture is beyond us. Rating as the only bankers son among us it would seem that Rosy would be more concerned with the intricacies of finance and foreign exchange. But no! this big unsophisticated lad felt the call of the soil, that primeval urge to turn over the glistening, fragrant furrows. Graduation Day finds Rosy a genuine, dyed-in- the-wool, agriculturist, a plain, wholesome, son of the soil, getting his culture from the Rural New Yorker and his recreation from tractor plowing. Rosy is about the glibest yes man in the class, yet his few no ' s are always decisive. -4 36 Il=- MAX KIXC STEINBERG •■Ki„,r Philadelphia, Pa. Dairying Germantown High Age 19 He jests at scars that nerer felt a wound. — William Shakespeare. AcTmTiEs: Freshman Year: Natural Science Society. JiNiOR Year: A ' eterinary Society; Poultry Club. Senior Year: Nice-President, Veterinary Society; Boosters. Max ' s unsnerving love for the .Jewish Hospital and its inmates (patients or nurses, we know not w ' hich) greatly deprived us of his august presence. Yet. between minor operations, examinations, clinics, and what-nots. Max managed to become familiar with his classmates. He became especially popular with those of us having the habit . While not particularly active in any branch of student life. Max has managed to make fruitful his years in our midst. The devoted interest he dis- plays in cattle will surely win him eventual recogni- tion in the dairy industry, and if we listened to his arguments, we would all become dairymen and prosper. -4 37 l!=- The Athletic oard Ely Berxhard President Mr. C. L. Goodling David W. Friedland Carl P. Green OFFICERS Albert Abelsox Vice-President MEMBERS Mr. S. B. Samuels Mr. J. L. Campbell C. Reibex TrxicK Secretary-Treasurer Mr. O. A. Staiinal Benjaniin S. Ciraffma Bernard Rosenman A. A. BOARD Physical development is as essential to our well-being as mental development. Cognizant of this fact, the students elected from their body men best suited to provide their needs. These men, in combination with three Faculty representatives, have looked to the athletic interests of our sports-loving Student Body. In addition to furnishing fine equipment for three teams, the A. A. Board in the past year has instituted Inter-Dormitory competition, and provided the necessary funds, for the zeal of Coach Samuels has set the pace for the Board. ■4 40 Ii=- athletic; In clean hard sport know not defeat For fighting hearts can not be beat. Samuel B. Samuels c o A c n ■4 42 |=- To the Athletes of 1928 JOHN RUSKIN once remarked There are no Kings. Although this tends to make one feel no indiviihial or group is indispensable, yet there is a hollow feeling upon realizing that this present Senior Class is alwut to leave Farm School. Throughout the entire three years the Class has distinguished itself, individually and collectively, from the athletic standpoint. The present high status of Farm Scliool athletics is due to their achievements. This splendid grouji of men has always given whatever they had, whenever called upon to do so. In addition to the willing- gess and desire for hard work, there was always present a spirit of comradeship in all sports, shown particularly in their eagerness in helping new candidates for the athletic teams. My chief connnendation is in the fact that, at all times, they played the game hard and clean, and were always gentlemen in play. Future classes will have this outstanding record to emulate them. Philip Elliot was the most natural athlete of the group. Joe Lynch, through sheer ability, broke Farm School tradition by captaining a football team in his Junior year. His ability at baseball was second only to his football performance. Johnny Cowen will long remain fresh in the memory of Farm School gridiron followers as a hard plunging back and a clean tackier. Frank Stonitsch, another three-year ' arsity man, was a mainstay on three teams. His work as quarterback on the 19 ' -27 eleven was brilliant. Ely Bernhard bolstered the hard plunging line for three years, while Muddy Levine, through .sheer ability speed and guts , was a strong asset offensively and defensively. Harry Brick at second base, on the baseball team, was a practically faultless fielder and a reliable hitter. Tunick, Rosenman, and Friedland are to be complimented for their .spirit in trying for the Varsity Squads, even though the outlook for varsity positions was not promising. I do not hesitate to predict success for these outgoing men as they have developed the necessary characteristics while students. The best wishes of all who helped them go along with them. 43 ; Crack School Teams in Post-Season Fn ' SCHOn ' i - EORGE HARLOW S oreax J P- t- D. e!c en. undoii ed ' .y fh9 best frltiiroit mjKbine aroui parts, zni the tiBd?fea tional Farin Schoor teal one ef tho most power of its kind Ib the count come together in i dasS at the Phiil ' es Bail n the Saturday fo ' Thankssivfng Day. The i were oriBinally schedu ' p!ay on ' -Turkey Day but to the Importance of thi- q which may decide j chirp ' C-IPT.UXS r - ' J. ' ;. V --sjb '  ; Football When one speaks of athletics in Farm School, the first reference is invariably to football. The success of this sport has somewhat eclipsed the two other major athletic departments. It is therefore upon our gridiron achievements that we lay particular emphasis and claim particular distinction. For six years Farm School has fought valiantly to defeat our traditional rival P. I. D. Our class graduates, coveting this so desired victory which, since 19 ' -21, all former classes have vainly longed to carry with them. This victory culminated three j-ears of remarkable battling during which time only four games were lost to our opponents. This is, indeed, an enviable record. It is our hope that those classes succeeding us will not only duplicate, but even sur- pass this well-nigh flawless performance. ■4 45 Is- 1925 This year marked the revival of real Farm School spirit which had been some- what dormant since 19 ' 21. The contribution from our class of Lynch, Cowen, Bern- hard, Stonitsch, Lipman. L. Cohen, Serotkin. Elliot, and Tunick aided in turning out an eleven which lost but one game. P. I. D. proved our jinx. Having tasted the bitterness of defeat, we set our hearts on vanquishing the strong eleven of Lancaster High who, previous to this year, had succeeded in turning back Farm School in each encounter. Only after battling a team our ecjual in strength and ability for three quarters, did we succeed in scoring the initial touchdown, thus winning the contest. The part our class played in the making of so notable a record is self evident for in one game the entire line was composed of -28 men. The backfield of this year was a highly versatile combination. 1926 Having lost three valuable backfield men, Horowitz, Gordon, and Santoria, through graduation, prospects for a successful season looked rather dubious, but Mr. Samuels placed Johnny Cowen in the fullback position and thus solved the problem of developing a new backfield. We gained recognition as the highest -scoring scholastic eleven in the East. Anxious to overcome the P. I. D. jinx training was held under lamp-light, but we lost again. The team was deprived of the services of Captain Lynch for four games, due to a knee injury received in the Wenonah contest, a loss, however, offset by the stellar plaj-ing of Cowen, Stonitsch, Hoguet, Elliot, Bernhard, Levine and Rosen. 1927 Climaxing three outstanding years in football our team turned in an enviable record, suffering but one defeat. The outstanding feature of this team was its powerful defense. Many elevens sought to break through its steel-like line only to be thrown for a loss. Our only defeat came about by the formidable Wenonah eleven whom we had tied the previous year with a less powerful team. Realizing this was our last opportunity to defeat P. I. D., the veterans of the class. Captain Cowen, Lj-nch, Stonitsch, Elliot, Bernhard, and Levine pointed toward this game with that object in view. Their desire was justly fulfilled, and Hoguet, Meyers, Rand, Glazer, Jung, Rosen, and Fidelgoltz share the glory with us. In summing up the performance of this team we come to the conclusion that it was the nearest approach to an ideal combination that one could hope for. The powerful defense, characteristic of three years ' playing, together with an aggressive backfield brought defeat to most of our rivals, many of whom refuse contracts for return engagements. We have given our best and feel justly rewarded. -=} 4(i {- Captain, H. J. Cdwen Trainer, W . W. Weiss Coach, S. B. Samuels L. RiCKERT Manager, C. P. Green AssixlanI Mana ' jer. TEAM Lynch, Bernhard, Stonitsch, Levine, Elliot, Hoguet, Rosen, Myers, Fidelgoltz, Rand, Jung, Glazer, Gysling, Tunick, and Rosenman. N. F. S.. N. F. S.. N. F. .S.. N. F. S.. N. F. S.. N. F. S.. N. F. S.. N. F. S.. 19-27 Salesiannm School N. .1. State Xormal 6 V. of Delaware .Junior Varsity Central Evening School Wencmah Military Academy (i Williamson Trade School X. J. State School for Deaf I) P. I. D i Captain, Lynch N. F. N. F. N. F. N. F. N. F. N. F. F. S. F. S. 19-26 Manager, Abelson Captain. Gordon Coach, Samuels m f ' Bordentown M. A N. F. S. Bangor High School N. F. S. Williamson Traile School N. F. S. Wenonah Military Academy. .7 N. F, S. X. J. State School for Deaf ' . . . N. F. S. Salesiannm School 19 N. F. S. Brown Prep. School N. F. S. P. L D U N. F. S...40 19-25 Manager, Fishstein Coach, Samuels Temple l ' . Frosh Baiigur Ilit;h School Brown I ' rep. School -Vbington High School -2 Sonderton High (Forfeit).. . P. L D 10 George School Lancaster High School ... 3 Ocean City High School 7 -4 47 Is- Baseball Farm School ' s ability iu the N ational Sport has been in keeping with its prowess in the more spectacular game, football. The general interest held for the game, however, has been lacking, and with the growing popularity of basketball student support is on the wane. We feel sure, nevertheless, that baseball will hold its own in the years to come. So highly specialized a sport cannot help but appeal to a sport- loving Student Body. Without proper backing, records mean little, for whole-hearted support is as essential to the game as the playing. 1925 Losing the first game to Upper Darby. Champions of the Subiu-ban League, probably left us with an inferiority complex. The difficult schedule arranged taxed us to the utmost and even the brilliant playing of Captain Wop Santoria, Mac Doremus. Sheik Borushik. and Ween Horowitz could not place us on top. Of all the oj ponents the Easton nine provided the most thrills. In this game Elliot and LjTich, representatives of our class, formed the batterj ' which held the hard- hitting Eastonians to four scratch hits. Through nine innings, of drawn battle, our team displayed Hectoriangrit. N ' hen the game ended we were two runs in the rear. 1926 Seeing a new line-up take the field this season, increased our hope for a more successful record than the previous one. We regretted very much the birth of a flame of dissension resulting from not having a leader. We responded with much joy when Mr. Samuels, quick to note the first signs of this existing condition, immediately nipped the matter in the bud. Stony Stonitsch was selected by the squad to assume the responsibility of Captain. Farm School brought the season to a close with a victory over P. I. D. With the stellar playing of Elliot at first base, Harrj ' Brick at second base, Lj-nch pitching, and Stonitsch in left field, we were able to conquer six opponents in nine encounters. 1927 Excellent coaching coupled with the experience of six veterans of 19-26, saw Farm School with an aggregation of well-developed players for all departments of the game. In the first five games we chalked up five victories. Meeting the fast Peirce School nine with determination to keep up the fine work we felt that, though the team did not win this game materially, it surely gained a moral victory as every player gave his best. Captain Elliot, Stonitsch. Brick. Yankowitz, Lynch, and Abelson, played their last game for the School in the final contest of the season versus P. I. D. Ln- fortunately, the team was defeated in this fracas. However, the chagrin of this defeat was dimmed somewhat when they recalled the fact that they had defeated such opponents as Williamson Trade, Brown Prep, and Girard College. -4 48 - Captain, P. Elliot Manager, B. Graffman Axxistant Manager, C. J. Kovarik Coach, S. B. Samuels TEAM Lynch, Brick, Stonitsch, Vankowitz, Abel?on, Stuhlman, Hoguet, Weshner, Brooks, and Broadbent. N. F. S.. N. F. S.. F. S.. F. S.. F. S.. F. S.. F. S.. F. S. N. F. S.. N. F. S.. N. F. S.. N. F. S.. RECORDS 1927 Doylestown B. C 2 AVilliamson Trade School i Hatlioro High School 2 Lansuale High School 2 New Jersey School for Deaf 1 Taylor School Brown Prep. School 3 (iermantown High School 4 Peirce School 4 Central Evening School 1 P. I. D 9 Temple Normal 3 Captai N. F. S.. . 4 N. F. S.. .13 N. F. s.. . 7 N. F. S. . 4 N. F. s.. . 6 N. F. s.. . 1 N. F. s. . 3 N. F. s.. N. F. s. . . 2 N. F. s. . . 9 1926 Stonitsch Manager, Eckstein Captain, Santori Coach, Samuels Dovlestown A. A 1 N. F. S. . Lansdale High School 8 N. F. S. . Brown Prep. School 4 N. F. S. Girard College N. F. S. . Bangor High School 1 N. F. S. . (iermantown High School. . . .10 N. F. S. Temple U. Physical Education 1 N. F. S. . Bordentown M. A 8 N. F. S. . P. I. D 13 N. F. S.. P. I. D 5 N. F. S . 1925 A Manager, Abramowitz Coach, Rogers I pper Darby High School. . . 8 Easton High School 4 Lansdale High School Girard College 10 George School 3 Temple U. Physical Education 4 Alumni 5 P. L D 13 Germantown High School. . . .12 P. L D 2 ■4 49 Ii=- Basketball In the year in ' 25 the first official Basketball Team was organized. For two years this sport struggled along, receiving only mild encouragement from the Student Body and very little backing from the A. A. Board. The zeal displayed hy Coach Samuels, himself a national basketball figure, soon won the proper recognition from the school. The ranking we now hold in scholastic basketball is quite high, and we loom as a formidable opponent for sectional honors. Coach Samuels ' introduction of the five- man defense system has made this possible. 1925 The team, composetl of Borushik, Regal, Lynch, Captain Kline, and Stonitsch, was a combination of five men who worked as one. Engaging the U. of P. Evening School for the second game of the season proved the real worth of the quintet when .F. S., although considerably undersized, emerged but one point behind. Captain Kline, through a knee injury received in a football game, was handicapped in his playing. This however, did not prevent him from performing the many duties of a captain. The season ' s record was very much to our credit as Farm School came through with seven victories and three defeats. 1926 Following this team through its season, wonder was often expressed as to why it was not continuing the fine record made by the 1925 cagers. There was a reason. Graduation the previous year had taken three regulars with it, leaving only Lynch and Stonitsch to make up the nucleus of this year ' s team. Getting away to a good start in vanquishing Brown Prep with a big score, the future looked bright. However, in four of the remaining games the team did not fare so well. Elliot, a new member of the Varsity, was chosen to Captain the 1() ' 27 Team through a successful season. Due to the inconvenience to our opponents of an extra-large playing floor, Mr. Samuels had the width reduced to the average size of Prep School courts. 1927 .Again trouncing Brown Prep in the opening fracas no one entertained the thought of losing many of the following contests. Burlington High, our next opponent, was defeated in much the same manner. The third game with Pennington, on a strange floor, accounted somewhat for the team dropping the game. Williamson, P. I. D., Taylor School, and Philadelphia College of Osteopathy were defeateti after much hard playing in each instance. Temple University Physical Culture cjuintet were responsilile for the breaking of our winning streak. Their playing was a real treat, for each man had excellent basketball form and ability. The season ended with a game against Fort Washington Prep of New York. The victory added to our long string of victories for 1927. Captain Elliott deserves special commendation for his exhibition of fighting spirit throughout the season. ■4 50 1-- Captain, 1 . Klliut ilanagcT, B. HusENMAN Assistant Manager, A. Becker Couch, S. B. Samuels TEAM Frank M. Stonitsch, Leo Weshner, H. Jonathan Cowen. Carl Jung. Benjamin Lazarowitz. N. F. S.. N. F. S.. N. F. S.. N. F. S.. X. F. S.. N. F. S.. N. F. S.. N. F. S.. N. F. S.. N. F. S.. N. F. S.. 19 ' 2G RECORDS 19-27 Brown Prep. School 8 Burlington High School 14 Pennington Prep. School 33 P. I. D U Williamson Trade School i7 Tavlor School 6 P. l. D 20 Phila. College of Osteopathy 15 Temple U. Physical Education 39 Reading High School 34 Fort ' Washington Prep., N. Y 27 Manager, Tuchman N. F. S. . . N. F. S. . . N. F. S. . . N. F. S. . N. F. S. . . X. F. S. . . X. F. S. . . X. F. S. . . X. F. S. . . B. S Coach, Brown Prep School Williamson Trade School X. J. I. D X. J. I. D P. I. D Burlington High School. Xew Castle High School. P. I. D Peirce School Captain, Kleix F. S.. F. S.. F. S.. F. S.. F. S. F. S. F. S. F. S. F. S.. 192j Manager, Brown Coach. Samuels Brown Prep. School 9 P. I. D 31 Sellersville High School 9 Burlington High School 17 La Salle Prep. School 35 U. of P. Evening School 23 George School 39 P. L D. 12 Girard College 19 -4 51 Ir- ' 28 F. MEN FOOTBALL Lynch (Captain ' ' ■26) Cowen (Captain ' 27) Abelson (Manager ' 26 Green (Manager ' 27) Bernhard Stonitsch Irvine Elliot Tunick Rosenman Lipman BASEBALL Stonitsch (Captain ' 26) Elliot (Captain ' 27) Graffman (Manager ' 27) Lynch Brick Abelson Yankowitz BASKETBALL Elliot (Captain ' 27 1 Rosenman (Manager ' 27j Lynch Stonitsch Cowen Friedland PROPHECY In years to come within this hall We ' ll meet, and bygone days recall. Harvey in Hades (In the manner of Carl P. Green) The end of man ghall come, by goUyl And it .shall be through his aim folly. All spirit.!! they shall part, ' tis well, Soviefew to Heaven, the rest to Hell. rllESE words are forcefully brought home to me, now that I look back at life — i ini is, life on earth. I am gradually feeling my way in these eternal and infernal regions, and find it suitable to a degree that borders on real warmth. Even the intense heat does not affect me; I am of a hot nature and always was so. On earth the radiators were my source of comfort. My surroundings are neither terrifying nor beautifying, but, somehow, gratifying. I came here through a most unusual manner, which I will attempt to explain in a few choice words. Professor Samuels and myself were experimenting with an insect powder for bed-bugs, in Mr. Schmieder ' s laboratory, now and then instructed with his sagacious advice. On the afternoon of March 17, 19-28, we three were congre- gated in the chemistry laboratory when I discovered that a poison, so I thought, would be the solution of our experiments. On broaching it to the experienced men they exclaimed in almost the same breath that I had found just the exact formula; they were desirous of immediately performing the trick. Ve mixed the ingredients, sprayed our beds with the .solution and when evening arrived prepared for a delicious slumber. I never knew what became of my co-workers but I knew what my sensations were. At first I felt peaceful and dropped off to sleep. It was not to last long. About midnight I felt a creejnng sensation which pervaded my whole system and seemed to cause difficulty in breathing. For an hour I lay moaning, until all sense left me and tlien I grew unconscious. When I awoke I found myself approaching, rather lightly, a beautiful city. I knew from the movies and the description I had read, that I had died and was at the threshold of Heaven. ; , if Being a believer of the old adage, Fir.st come first served , I =yr y p } thrust myself forward when I arrived at the pearly gates, knocking a few lost souls in the direction of Hades. A winged figure was at the gates, rapidly disposing of tho.se waiting outside, according to their deserts. The crowd reminded me of a Monday morning rush at Wanamaker ' s. Surely, thought I, here will be met the first difficulty, for my life on earth had been none too regular. On entering the lobby I awaited my turn in line peacefully, at the Golden Box Office. With tremoring voice I requested a seat — center plea.se — in the front row . Somebody inquired my name in an authoritative voice. Har — I began, and then was interrupted. -4 54 !!=- SiiR-ly, callctl a ()ice from within. It can ' t be Harvey Maltz. I recognized the sweet voice to lie tliat of a former chissmate of mine, Harold IMoom; I in((uired if I might enter. Well, said Harold, you probably have no reservation, yet I might find a place for you, being intrusted with this office, due to my integrity. (iratefully I followed him to a seat with a clear view of the entire hall. Harold had influence in Heaven and I lacked nothing. The dining hall was simply ripping, just gorgeous! I was minus a few hundred dollars, the purchase money for the seat, but I did not mind it at all. Bloom never did anything in a half-hearted manner. I felt that my good fortune could not last long. A break must come soon, and it did. A female angel passed by, turned and advanced to my table. Oh, said she, let us eat? ' Oh, said I, let us not. But we did. With women I always am the weaker sex. After she had gotten her meal gratis, she left me. When I was about to depart also, a waiter strode forward and accosted me; Bill, sir. I became confused and stammered, I have no money. Bloom had taken it all and left me stranded. Whereupon he called the head waiter. Flitting gracefully across the room came Ben Graffman in answer to the call. Ah, said he, I see you sneaked in, what ' s the trouble? Ben, I implored, you are head waiter, so fix me up. This unseemly impertinent — I am sorry, I cannot help you, you must report to the Social Director. Let me tell you, he is none too lenient, despite the fact that he skipped classes with you at N. F. S. Trembling I was led into a sxmiptuous garden. There I beheld Max Xing Steinberg, frolicking with Europia, on her white bull. On seeing me he dismissed his playmate. He surmised all was not well with me and inquired the reason. No, I cried, my way was bought into Heaven and now I find myself without sufficient funds to pay for my keep. I am at your mercy. Max, do not desert me at this critical moment. With great gusto, as of former days, he condemned me to Hell. I cursed and in turn consigned him to the infernal regions. I found, to my rage, that he did not seem affected. I found myself moving against my will finally gaining speed after I had left the gates, and descended. At Hades I found the way open and strode within. The scene greeting my eyes was a typical Old Home Week; I was deafened with the thunderous sound of soprano voices singing, There ' ll be a Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight . Inquiring of a devilish little vixen why the glad hand, I was informed that a bazaar was in session in celebration of the inaugu- ration of Harlan (Hough) Huff as Despotic Demon. Learning this I grew excited and asked to be escorted to the mighty official. -4 55 l!=- Reds greeted me with a hearty grip. We talked for a while and then I asked him the agricultural prospects of Hades. We can ' t raise cows here because I have killed all the hulls. I had to do this for self -protect ion. They were averse to red and I was in continual danger. How is it down here? I then inquired. Fine, he answered, you will find your surroundings most agreeable. You may be surprised to know that all our associates on earth are here, with few excep- tions. To tell you the truth I was put in office by a small majority, consisting chiefly of my colleagues. I was welcomed by the official family headed by Frank Stonitsch, Chief of The Burning Boosters. He told me he was staging this affair to finance his new guide book of Hades. I was escorted by Muddy Levine (whom Stony had placed in office) to a booth wherein a number of dainty devillettes dolled dainty delights. Muddy was up to his old tricks. Mnle pleasantly occupied, I was accosted by Rube Tunick and Eli Bernhard; they informed me they were members of different diabolical organizations, each holding office of Imperial Imp. They begged me to join their respective organiza- tions. Noting the advantages, I begged time to consider; I was dubious of their respective merits, and invented so many excuses, that they alone were sufficient war- rant for my consignment to Hades. On departing. Muddy informed me that these two fraternal bodies were the rivaling powers in Hades. The P. B. ' s (Phull of Brews) held the whip in Hades, Muddy held a post under Chief Bruno and with the support of Bernard Rosenman, who was Secretary of Treasury in Huff ' s Cabinet, gave the body political power. Joe Dornbusch was a social highlight in the organization. Harlan Huff informed me that the P. B. ' s also numbered Dave Fried- land, a shady character even in Hades, and Johnny Cowen, who was ousted from the cabinet office of Milk Inspector for placing Grade A milk caps on Skim milk. Harlan attempted to gain my consent to go A. D., Rube Tunick ' s organization, to which he belonged. This organization in opposition to the Bruno Combine, had annexed a powerful set with Berick, the real power behind the throne, and Bill Weiss, for Press A gent. I almost consented to join but, luckily, in time remembered my resolve to sympathize with the Common Herd and bestow my brilliant genius to them. Besides, the principle of the thing was all wrong, not to mention the vast sums that could be grafted in these clulxs. Meanwhile the celebration continued for a whole week. It was time for me to select permanent quarters, and when I mentioned this to Ben Goradetzky, Huft s Welfare Manager, I was informed that Marty Greenberg ran a second-rate hotel with Morris Namen, on Corporation Row. He advised me to go there. These boys sur- prised me with their culinary ability, but recalling the many eggs and chickens cooked in their room at N. F. S., I realized them to be cooks and crooks of no mean ability. ■=J 56 • (We luid cliickt ' ii for suppiT. ) ' riuir cstal)lisliim ' iil ( ittTod to artless artists, pestifer- ous poets, and anemic anarchists. My lot was a iia])py one; I found myself in associ- ation with men of high calibre. Here lived Harry Harris, Chief Telephone Operator in the last administration (now jobless), and Andy IJlumer, Poet Laureate in Huff ' s Cabinet, (until he wrote admiring verse to Huff ' s heated housemaid). Here also resided Munny Her .berg, Bill Fox, and Dick Nerlinger, once office holders, now riotous revolutionists. In a dark corner they met daily and plotted the overthrow of the present regime. Ik ' longing to no faction of the aristocrats and enamoured with the i)ossil)ility of a ruinous ruthless riot, I became greatly enthused in their poisonous plotting and decided to cast my lot with them. Due to the presence of Froggy Greenbaum we found it necessary to meet in secrecy. Froggy was a staunch supporter of the l)resent regime, being in State employ as Court Stenographer. Andy IJlumer came forward with the proposal that we meet in the newspaper office of the Hudian Herald a jjublication extremely antagonistic to the party now in power. We felt sure that Carl P. Green, the editor, would permit meetings to be held there. It was well known from the critical attitude of his paper and his own personal grudges, the aversion he held for the ruling powers. Also, Green had published Andy ' s verse in his paper as a personal favor and Andy was convinced that Green was the Big Man of the hour. Our committee saw this powerful radical in his office and the results were gratifying to our wishes. Every week we congregated there until our ])lans were in fine shape and every- thing was in readiness. Al Abelson, Green ' s newspaper associate, was dispatched to stuff the ballot boxes; Carl, himself, went to enlist sympathy among the Common Herd and Andy went forth to do his share by various methods tliat would be inexpe- dient to mention at this time. Al ' s usual sob .story soon won many converts; within three months we had numliered among our sympathizers about fifty thousand demons. We then made a stroke that would in due time be a strong factor against the ruling power. Froggy Greenbaum, the Court Stenographer, was enlisted in our ranks. The peerless plot was promulgated one fine Sunday! Monday morning ' s edition of the Hadian Herald published a lengthy account assaulting the regime, and exposed them as fearless, fraudulent, fiends working against the well-being of the inhabitants. A great outcry was heard from all parts of Hades; the demons called for a trial and demanded that the guilty be duly punished. Naturally the officers attempted to explain their act but Carl P. Green, in bold answers, threw their protestations to the winds and clearly outwitted them. Court proceedings followed. In the crowded courtroom, Prosecutor J. Irving Brow n, vigorously, vehemently voiced the case before the deaf ear of Judge Ilurwitz. The Judge listened to the orator rave, then ordered a search of ■4 57 • the Archives of State. They conclusively proved the Cnhinet jruilty. The Judge called a recess. Bids were given for his decision and many govern- mental hairs turned a lighter hue. A terrific battle ensued; the State had spent large sums in propaganda, and the result of the decision was clearly foretold. Everything happened as predicted; the Common Herd came into power once more; and Harlan Huff and his Cabinet were indicted for accepting money furnished by school children. Concluding his speech of indictment. Meyer Hurwitz arose and solemnly pro- nounced the sentence: All office holders are hereby in default of showiut; proper excuse for alleged accusations, and are banished to the undesirable kingdom of Heaven. A vast celebration followed. The electoral college, headed by Al Blitzstein, named the new regime, placing George Ovsanikow ( the man in the blue sweater) as Imperial Imp. Cowboy Irving Cohen was called to take the chair of Secretary of the Treasury, because of his veracity and capability, Stud Philip Elliot was named Vice-Director, and Joe Lynch was invested in the duties of Welfare Director, while Harry Brick made merry as Court Jester. Carl Green, Andy Blumer, and Bill Fox proceeded to arrange a celebration and brilliant inaugural festival, during which Harlan Huff. Dornbusch, and the rest of the deposed demons were escorted to their fitting punishment by Police Commissioner Sam Abrams. With many tears in their eyes they bade good-bye to the Land of Latent Lives. Sam Abrams, on returning, reported that these criminals had tried to seduce him into entering Heaven with them but he had manfully withstood the temptation. I then assumed control of the Burning Boosters; my first official act was to change the motto to read, Life may be Heaven or Hell, it ' s what you make it. (Will Shakespeare) If vou can get in Hades and Heaven ' s offered, do not take it. (H. RVET Maltz) -458i5- activitie; Its ringing marked the time of day, And told lis when to ivork, to play. .y ' x. OUR activity in non-curricular subjects has in no small way been responsible for the rapid passage of these three invahiable years. Whereas future friendships may supplement those formed here, and higher education may liroaden that which we receive here, it is hardly conceivable that the future holds in store such enjoyable associations as those made here. The years spent together in pursuit of kindred interests stand pre-eminent among all other things. j c - 60 J=- The Qleaner Staff Benjamin S. Graffmax Business Manager Mr. Paul McKown Literary Advisor Joseph F. Lynch Albert Abelson OFFICEKS Carl P. Green, Editor ADVISORS STAFF S. Harvey Maltz Harry Weissniaii Max H. Levine Reiben Tlnkk Secretary Mr. S. B. Samuels Business Advisor David W. Friedland Jesse Wolk THE GLEANER The mo.st out.standiiig organ of student life is the Gleaner. Its immense importance to the Undergraduates, Alumni, Faculty, and Board of Directors is potent to all and it is truly the mouthpiece of the School. Under the guidance of Mr. McKown the Gleaner has, in the last three years, grown from a mediocre news sh eet to a school publication of high merit. The most rapid strides in improvement have been made in the past year under the editorship of Carl P. (Ireen and a most capable Staff of both Seniors and Juniors. -4 61 1=- The Student Qouncil Joseph F. Lynch President Benjamin S. Graff man Frederick Blumer MEMBERS Ely Bernhard Leon Rosenzweig BeXJAMIN (ioRADETZKY Vice-Preniileiit Albert Abelson Edward Seipp STUDENT COUNCIL In our school life where practical work is a prominent feature throughout the year, it is essential that the interest of the Student Body in affairs of the school be main- tained at all times. The maintenance of this necessary interest is largely the duty of the Council. The most notable events promoted by this group during the past year, under the direction of President Lynch, were the eight monthly dances, the improved Sunday evening moving pictures, the Green and (iold meet, the Farm Products Show, and Chai)el Services. The estal lishment of the Ullman Hall Club- room and intensive co-operation with student organizations are two additional worthy accomplishments of the Council. •=!l 02 Ii=- The Student Senate Joseph F. Lynch President l)nvi(i V. Friedlan.l Leon Rosenzweig OFFICERS MEMIiERS Ely lienilianl Morris Miller Benjamin F. Goradetzkv Vice-Presiflent H. Jonathan Cowen Sidney Rosen STUDENT SENATE That the students are seventy-five per cent of the school is an acknowledged fact, hence the existence of the Senate. This student governing body has capably dispensed justice in inter-class disputes, aided in the enforcement of school rules, and wisely provided constructive legislation. The Senate has provided a means of amicable contact between the Faculty and Student Body, and it was chiefly through their efforts that such valuable concessions as single details, week-ends, and recognition for non-curricular activities have been gained. ■4 63 !;=■■ The Qreen and Qold Oirhestra Leader Dal Rich Reds Hiiff Sammv Abrams CREW Bullet Head Rosenzweig ilanager Al Kisseleff Heinie Stuhlman Sleepy Lehrer ORCHESTRA Not until the year lO ' iG did Farm School have a musical organization of which it could be proud. In that year Mr. Skaist called forth and organized all available talent. The enthusiastic response of the students has, in a great measure, made possible our present well-trained orchestra. The leadership shown by Dal Ruch in conducting the orchestra during the past year has won the admiration of all. Our class recalls with pleasure the whole-hearted co-operation and services of Ruch, Rosenzweig, and Stuhlman in our Prom year. It is the unselfish attitude of these men which has made the Orchestra so vital an organization. - 64 h H. JoNATHAX COWES President The Uarsiti Q,luh OFI- ' ICKHS Phillip Elliot Albert Hogvet Vke-Presithnl Secretary Mr. S. B. Samuels Ely Bernhard Albert Abelson Benjamin S. (iraffman Irving Brooks O. Bingham Meyers Roy Stuhlman MEMBERS Frank Stonitscli Ma H. Levine Albert (iysling Bernaril Rosenman Stanley Fidelgoltz Dan Y. Glazer Leo Weshner Treasurer Joseph Y. Lynch C Reuben 1 imick Carl I ' , (ireen Sidney Rosen Sidney Rand Russel Broadbent Carl Jung VARSITY CLUB Dissension on the athletic field has in many instances the world over been the downfall of numerous virtually perfect teams. With this fault so evident, a remedy was sought, the result being the Varsity Club. This group, consisting exclusively of lettermen, has more than accomplished its purpose. Not only has dissension become a thing unknown in Farm School athletics, but fraternal bonds have been formed among its members stronger that ties of ordinary association. ■4 65 !;=• ' The Horticultiwal Society Frank Stoxitsch President Mr. D. M. PlRMELL Albert Abelson William Fox Dan Y. (ilazer Charles Toland Harry Dubrow S. Soskin M. Lipson J. Turansky J. Liebernick OFFICERS Meyer Hvrwitz Vice-Prexideiil SPONSORS MEMBERS Benjamin S. (Iraffman Herman B. Trichon Sidney Rand Morris Miller J. Segunick Leon Rosenzweig Samuel Brown H. Rogin AV. Goodstein WMOXD Greenbatm Secretary- Treasurer Mr. Harold Fleming Bernard Herzberg P. Pollacheck Phillip Weber T. Fertik Emil Rivkin L. Rickert O. B. Meyers Harry Weissman Irving Koltnow HORTICULTURAL SOCIETY Of the societies concerned in the promotion of agricuUure that devoted to horticultural interest has been by far the most active in the past two years. The sponsorship of Mr. Fuimell has been instrumental in securing expert speakers in this field. This organization, limiting its acti ve membership to upper- classmen engaged in Horticulture, Floriculture, and Landscaping, conducted a number of educational expeditions to nearby and distant plants. The reading of interesting papers on current topics and the exhibition of lantern slides and motion pictures depicting horticultural operations were other popular features. -4 66 t=- Alfred Kisseleff President Raymond Greenbaum Irving Shteinshleifer Dan Y. (ilazer P. Pollacheck S. Hellis diaries Roth The boosters OFFICERS H. Jonathan Cowex Vice-President MEMBERS Reuljen Tunick M. Lipson J. Segunick John Hock S. Herman S. Earlbaum Frank Stonitsch Secretary- Treasurer Harold Bloom Charles Toland Bert Essrig James McCorkle M. Novan Moe Lahrer THE BOOSTERS A group of public-spirited students delegated to disseminate good will and har- mony within the school constitutes the Boosters. Devout in its cause and persistent in its endeavors, this order of boosting brothers rapidly became conspicuous, although less than a year old. The most ambitious achievement of this band is the Hand Book of Farm School Facts. ■=il 07 Ii=- VET SOCIETY Interest in the more technical aspects of Veterinary Science was responsible for the establishing of the Vet Society under the tutelage of Doc. Massinger, D.V.S. During the past year many interesting channels of animal hygiene were exploited, an d in this way interest in the profession, fast waning, was substantially boosted. DRAMATIC SOCIETY This recent creation for the expression of rustic drama might well be called the haughty progeny of humble parentage, The Minstrels . Possessed of ambitions beyond its financial and artistic resources this society has as yet been unable to function. It has however, accomplished the far more difficult task, namely that of becoming organized. THE POULTRY CLUB Formed for the purpose of extolling the Gallis Bankiva, this assembly of poultry- men has thrived well under varying conditions. Originating as a club for upper- classmen it has since developed into an organization composed solely of members of the Thirty-third class. The work of Mr. Plain in behalf of this group has resulted in student enthusiasm hardlv conceivable. ' 4 68 {=- 1 ' i Mm mm nn BBjP jf P BIB MfSm ' ' ' ' rti EXODUS The curtain fell midst ma?iy cheers With praise of past and future years. Salutatory Mr. Chairman, Members of the Board, Facult! , Relatirex, and Friends: We welcome you here today to witness the close of three pleasant years. We can remember three years ago when we entered the portals of Farm School seeking to establish ourselves in a noble profession. Our purpose then was twofold; to learn agriculture and find contentment. We can faithfully say, we have, to a measurable degree, gotten both. During the time of the Pilgrims and Puritans in this country, agriculture was the leading profession. It was the time when a farmer commanded the respect of all. Success in agriculture meant success in life. This tradition was brought over from old England, where estates were handed down from generation to generation without the loss of a single acre. But the coming of the machine age, the Industrial Revolution in the late eighteenth century, brought about a change in the general ways of living. Many who had tilled the soil flocked to the city to take advantage of higher wages and regular working hours. The rapid accumulation of wealth in industry, the slow but steadily increasing effi- ciency of industry through the development of science, led to a further abandoning of agriculture. In fact, agriculture was looked down upon by many as one of the lost arts. The rich industrialists would refer scornfully to the Poor Farmer . The hick , as he was called, was often ostracised. When a young man could not succeed in industry, he was recommended to try farming. If he failed in this, he was regarded as hopeless. We are glad to say today, however, that this same science which revolutionized industry, is now revolutionizing farming. The lost art of farming is rapidly being put on a scientific basis. It would be folly today to recommend to a ne ' er-do-well that he take to farming, for he would be bound to fail. We take glory in the fact that our profession is one of the oldest, is basic, and is being adjusted to modern methods. We are proud to be farmers of this modern method. And now a word about our school and Faculty. We believe that, next to actually farming, lies the nobility of teaching others to underst and and appreciate nature. It is not enough to know the various plants, trees, and shrubs; one must study their inner and outer surfaces; must know and aid in their fights against insects and dis- eases; must look upon them as having some relation to the divine. This knowledge we have gotten here, and herein will lie part of our income, although not measurable in dollars and cents. Our real test begins now in the application of this knowledge. Our parents and friends are proud of our achievements; and they have a right to be. We, ourselves, may appear uneasy and unsteady at this time, but that is due to our eagerness to make good. We soon separate and go to distant parts. Although absent from our fountain source, let us make our knowledge secure; let us keep apace with progress. The doors of life are open; may we do something worth while! Joseph F. Lyxch. -4 70 ]!=• ' Maledictory Mr. Chainiian, Board of Directors, Friends, and Fellow Stmlenia: We, the present gradiialing class, have been looking forward to this memorable day with more or less anxiety in our hearts. We are about to depart from these beautiful surroundings which have been our home. In our three years at Farm School we have been benefited greatly. Besides the sound agricultural training which was, primarily, our purpose in coming here, we have acquired that which will benefit us as much, if not more, than our store of knowledge — sound health. How- fitting the time of life and surroundings to build health. It has not been an ea.sy struggle for us. Agriculture is a hard taskmaster, and demands its toll. We began three years ago with a much greater number than are assembled here today. We have gone through the ordeal and survived. Perhaps you may have fancied it strange that young men bred in the city should turn to a rural occupation for their life ' s work. This is natural, just as natural as the longing of one reared in the country to turn his eye to the city for a future career. Upon our entering Farm School we did not know what a struggle we had to undergo before we could be called good farmers. We did not even know which phase of agri- culture we were best fitted for. That was a difficult problem indeed. We were like the tiny acorn, planted in fertile soil. We germinated and grew into saplings without definite forms. Our teachers nourished us with their knowledge and we grew, slowly but surely, till we formed the semblance of a tree. This process of adjustment occupied two years of our life. Then, on the third year, we strengthened the main limbs. They were our specialized projects. They have grown till they have become what we are today. But still, the tree has yet to grow. It is not wholly prepared to with- stand all its adversities. Before it can bear fruit it must store up enough food so that it can bear abundantly, ever increasing in size. Our teachers have tried to guide us. Now it is up to us to continue our growth and prove to them that their labor has not been in vain. To the Board of Directors: If we thrive and flourish, it is only through the untiring and inexhaustible efforts of both you and the Faculty of the school. And if we bear fruit the reward is yours. Fellow Classmates: It is our duty towards the school and ourselves, to carry out what we have undertaken, to the best of our ability. Perhaps, this little verse from Longfellow will express it better than I could ever do: Let us then, be up and doing. With a heart for any fate; Still achieving, still pursuing. Learn to labor and to wait. Bexjamix Goradetsky. ■4 71 f- ' Presentation of the Hoe Mr. Chairman, Memhen ' of the Board, and Friends: When, at times, it becomes necessary to have the guidance of some spiritual form to shape the destiny of man, the use of an object connected with his everyday life generally assumes this role. Thus have our predecessors enriched us with this object so symbolic of our profession. Modern inventions have changed this tool, stripping it of its previous work but never do we in our minds forget that this is the pioneer; the maker of agriculture. Mastering many sciences is of importance to successful agriculture. It is a task accomplished by few and only .some individuals with an insatiable thirst for knowl- edge and extraordinary will power attain important places in the agricultural field. The Hoe has been our impetus, our symbol; and when we become bored and disinterested it was our only salvation. And so Mr. Rosenzweig, if at any time during your administration as president of your class, and occasion arises which leads to difficulty and you are in need of a guiding liand, I can give you no better advice than that of seeking the spiritual assistance of this Hoe. Today marks the terminus of three well spent joyous years. I must now hand this Hoe down to you, as has been the custom of previous classes. And my last request before intrusting you with it, is that at all times regard it with the reverence it has commanded during the pa.st twenty-seven years, that next year on this day you can pass it on untainted. Meyer Htrwitz rT ' E HERE WISH TO EXPRESS OUR INDEBTEDNESS TO MESSRS. McKOWN AND S. MUELS OF THE FACULTY, AND JESSE WOLK, KISSELEFF, AND STUHLMAN OF THE JUNIOR CLASS FOR THEIR UNSELFISH EFFORTS IN AIDING US TO PUBLISH THIS RECORD ■4 72 ■ yiutographs -4 73 r- ompliments of HANO WASSERMAN MEMBER OF NEW YORK AND PHILADELPHIA STOCK EXCHANGES 1408 Walnut Street. 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