Delaware Valley College - Cornucopia Yearbook (Doylestown, PA)

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'FITIE IIIJEANICIL ITITI get as soon as he graduates, that of taster in a srzrapple factory. XXII. To the .Iunior Class to he, whose hearts are beating expectantly for that happy moment when they enter the ranks of upper classmen, we leave the class of twenty-five. Remember Juniors, stitch in time saves nine. XXIII. To Diamond We leave our pet turtle. When out Walking with it, Hen ny dear, hold tight to a fence or tree or you will be pulled oft your feet. XXIV. To Oppenheimer we leave a hat which is not injured by stretching. XXV. To the incoming freshman class we leave F'oX's overcoat which they can cut up and use as foot- ball togs or for any purpose they desire. XXVI. To the rest of the school whom we have overlooked, We leave everything else that is left after we are gone. As the administrators of this, our last will and testa- ment we leave the next Senior Class. Now We, the Class of '22 having done our duty to the school and to our heirs, do hereby sign our names to this testament. In witness thereof we have affixed our seals to this will on February 22, 1922. SKINEM N. CHETE, C. M. SQUIRM, Notary Publics. + . SOIVIE THINGS THAT WILL NEVER AGAIN HAPPEN . IN FARM SCHOOL Frishkopf making another announcement. Snyder making another touchdown. Rabinowitz going to the dentist. Blumer driving Buck and Brownie. Berlack escorting Miss C. to the movies. Toffler telling another good joke. Yulke losing another argument. Schulster shooting rats. Ring rooming with Krivy. Kiesling driving the tractor. 'Fowner pulling legs. Langer trapping skunks. Goldenbauni getting another demerit. Morris visiting Iron Hill. Gelles skipping details. Fleisclnnaii getting sent from class.

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THE -GLEANER 201 Ullman lgrnphrrg By EDWARD L. RING Lost Angels, California 1940. Ladies and Gentlemen: It was February 22 and outside of my country es- tate in Hollywood the wind was blowing a gale, and the snow was falling. It was unusual for snow to fall in California and it brought back memories of the last winter which I had spent at the National Farm School. All the boys were then counting the hours, the meals, the number of classes till the day when Mr. Ostrolenk and Dr. Krauskopf shook hands with us and bid us a fond farewell. Before we matriculated we all said we would never see the old farm again, and neither horses or aero- planes could drag us back. Thus as I recalled the re- miniscences, it all came back, where we used to go swim- ming in the lake we built, the quiet class meetings, and the dining room where we would gather three times daily to say grace and eat what? Who knows? where was -Tony and Kid Shnaaz, Gimmel Cohen, Rabinowitz, Dan F., Otto, Andy Gump and the rest of the bunch. Acting on the impulse of the moment I gathered my hqlienchmen-Spike Mazor-that clean-cut young man- and Krivie and told them of my thoughts and immediate- ly we started spreadin' our stuff. We decided unanim- ously to take a trip around the U. S. and hunt up our classmates. We packed our neckties, socks and pa- jamas fexcept Spike-he wears overallsj and caught the first train East. We caught the Canarsie Limited, which makes only one stop and that is Worcester, Mass. Re- membering that Rabinowitz and Cohen lived in the ham- let we tried to locate them. While walking up the village highway Cthey had no street cars therel Spike got thirsty and he ,went into the bar room for a drink of liquid air. Almost. immediately we heard a shout and thought Spike got into one of his friendly arguments with some poor halfwit. We ran to his aid and lo and behold CSpike was hugging Rabinowitz 'enough to squeeze the false teeth out of his face.J So Rabinowitz had descended to the business of bartender, quite a dif- ference from that of orchardist which he had planned at school. We greeted him effusively and after a long talk he led us into the City Hall and there in the private office of the mayor sat Gimmel Cohen. He had carried the last elections by a 39 majority being supported by the Swedes and 'Irish. After a how.-de-do and a little talk we took