Delaware Valley College - Cornucopia Yearbook (Doylestown, PA)

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THE GLEANER To Mr. Marcovitch, who after diligent research work and perserverance. dicovered that it was the bacillus sleep that affected his chapel sermons, we leave a speedometer. Hereafter he may avoid walking fifteen miles instad of ten as the number prescribed by Fletcher necessary to raise an appetite for breakfast. l'nto Dr. Massinger whose related experiences in- variably lead to the hair raising death of his animal pa- tients we leave the following concoction: l lb. nitro-glycerine. 10 tablets bichloride of mercury. 5 gr. chloroform. 6 c. c. byroligneous acid. 1 drop N. F. S. eat or coffee. To be given internally to all his animal patients in tablespoon doses every hour until the hide raises with the hair To Mr. Toor our eminent poultryman, who finds that the only obstacle between chicken raising and profits, is the feed bill. We leave a certain dead hen to be found under the brooder. After careful investigation we came to the conclu- sion that she will lay the longest without feed. Unto our matrons we leave heartfelt thanks for their devotion in their duties towards our welfare. To Mr. Harmon Craft whose theory, that Football affects the N. F. S. student directly as the magnetic strength of the bed at detail time and inversely as the square of the distance between it and the Director, has revolutionized the football spirit. Therefore we bestow upon him the honor of coaching the '1919 football team with the hope that he will imbue the noble youths who are fortunate enough to be at the Main Barn with the proper football spirit and give them full knowledge of the possibility of his theory. Unto Mr. Howard Young who has gained wide world fame in priving his renowned theiry, Leverage will win the war, yet failed to show the relation be- tween rotation and calculation, therefore living on his reputation, we leave an intellectual freshman who will explicitly understand his orders. To one, Touf Caliasj Ibnatz, who shows nothing above this neckj but everything below including his purple socks, we leave a pair of Segal's trousers. Unto one noble and modest youth na1I1'Cd Abe Katz,

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