Del Mar Middle School - Metamorphosis Yearbook (Tiburon, CA)

Text from Pages 1 - 64 of the 1977 volume:

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Boyd, Megan Brice, Eddie Brackett, Tim Broderick, James li - . l Cirincion-Coles, Karin Cohn, Valerie Brotman, Ilana Bruderman, Eli Buechert, Courtney Cassou, Bill Champe, Laura l i an . lil JJ Burke, Mike Burnes, Danielle Bushati, John Cady, Jill Campopiano, Paul Campopiano, Peter Canady, Mike Carman, John Carr, Valerie Chapman' Owen Christy, Michael Collette, James Corn, Peter Curley, Julie De Martum Debbie Derryberry, Amy Devereaux, Dianne Dilvlare, Loren Dixon, Karrie Doyle, Andy Drenth, Debbie Durra, Eve Eder, Patty Ehrenfeld, Lauren Fishman, Liz Flanagan, Bruce l Flach, Steven Flax, Ken q lil'f' H .f-f, i'f Flint, Mason Foss, Mette Guckian, Michael Guillery, Philip Flowers, John Garcia, Ron Glasner, Michael Goff, John Gomez, John Gonzales, Maria Green , Duncan Groah, Gross, Grove, Marc Julie Barry Guzzardo, Michael Hands, Kelly ,L N Hanes, Winston Hanstead, Andy Hart, Amy Harrington, Brion ,. 'M , ' ,sl 71-1 .. 2 iv -AU. . 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'.' , Kershner, Dawn Kindred, Scott McKechnie, Juliet Meyer, Mark Knapp, Geoffrey Krill, Brad LaFollette, Jon Langridge, Elizabeth Laverine, David Lingruen, Sue Lo, Dico Login, Heidi Loomis, John Lui, Mark Magid, Jeff Martin, Jamie Marx, Randal McConnell, Jane H Leitz, Todd Maillard, Andre Maley, Heather McCoy, Juliana Mills, Susanne Mitchell, Steve l Morrison, Mary Mydland, Grant Nelson, Gary Noble, Alfred Nodelman, Ilisa Noqueiro, Pedro Nordhoff, Andy Osborne, Ken Parker, Christian Parson, Julie MOC, Nancy Moore, Alan Mogerman, Diana Morand, Denise Motter, James Mulcare, Jonathon Mullin, Mike Perkins, Nancy Perkins, Tor Peterson, Martie Plank, Joel Presber, Stephanie Powell, Dean Qlliltyf Sham'l0l'l WG Rabuzzi, Criss Ramblas, Robert Rapoport, David Reed, Susan ,wav 4'-A44 J 4' lil l l - FZ , .H , 4 A 1, X fn' f f i i 'lolz Smith, Erica Sondheimer, Josh Regin, Anne Roads, Susan Roan, Jennifer Scholl, Andy Sherwin, Mike Simmons, Greg Stanley, Christina Starritt, Leslie lf' ,X ,M 'T ,ku Robertson, Perry Rodden, Rebecca Ross, Andrew Rotenberg, Cyd Rothenberg, Jennifer Russell, Jennifer Sagebiel, John Schaller, Julie Schoenberg, Nancy Simpson, Bligger Steele, Corey Sterling, Kimber Stewart, Chris Stewart, Shawn Stone, Jennifer Sturzenegger, Cynthia Tailman, Molly Thieme, Sean N5 ': f . lwyb, Thompson, Charles A V no Thornton, Andy Tokerud, Kristen Treadway, Shawn Vare, Andrew Walker, Merrill Wallach, Lora Watson, Duncan Weiss, Doug Wellesley, Tara Westerhoff, Dana Whitescarver, Allan 18 .Y :. 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'RS Jobe, Michael Jones, Kendall Kalinowski, Ward Kawala, Rick Kehne, Allison Kershner, Shelly l Kiehm, Shannon Hobbs, Amy Hober, Kim Hofer, Karen Holm, Eric Huber, Debbie Hudnut, Josh Hunt, Philo Isbel, Cynthia Janson, Lenny Jenkins, Carrie Laverine, Adam Layton, Kit Lee, Barbara Lewis, David Likas, Phyllis Loiacono, John Lonergan, John Lyckfors, John Macias, Alan MacQuarrie, Mark Kramer, Robert Kuwatani, Karen Land, Jim Laurence, Michele Martin, David Matthews, Chris Marx, Debbie Marx, Robin King, Eirene Klein, Emily Knick, Katie i i l Mason, Barbara McCarthy, Sean McHugh, Robert lv, , 4 Y? Lua Vg e, W, ul, . fu 1 X I X, , 1 . i 7 E JEL 5 1 is 4 X G' Q l l Ja 'X ' 4- l' i . , , . ,I Wi, l if 5 I l I Y if , K. , fo .f L -If l Tw .A- ii 11' If-i -l SL-in ix AV, ,.'. McMillan, Bernice Mehlitner, Eric ' Mendel, David ' e- egg., f - , , S Park, Jane Parodi, Donna Parson, Margolo Merriam, Joan Metzger, David Middendorf, Lisa Moore, Marilen Ockner, Jim Ogden, David Okulski, Janelle Ostler, Shane Morris, Chad Morrison, Dan Morrison, Lisa Mulcare, Kate Mulligan, Dana Murk, Karen Myers, Frank Myrick, Stephen Natsios, Oly Noble, Cameron Pruss, Nicole Rice, Betsy Robb, John Roberts, Don Rolston, Joan Rose, Lisa Roth, Dane Roth, Suzanne Rothenberg, Amy Rozen, Becky Pharris, Buddy Pollak, Lauren Potter, Katie Proctor, Bob Salaber, Robert Salesky, Andrew Samango, Ava Sarasy, Bo Paul, Susanne Perticone, Frank Peterson, Tim Shakespeare, Bill Shea, Bonnie Sheft, Andrea A' -41: ft Spits, Mike Soltys, Mary Stearns, Warren Steed, Bob Steindl, Samantha Stephens, Jenny Stiles, Jeff Talal, Andrew Tanner, Kent Temple-Raston, Dina 31 Ware, Peter Wayland, Susan Welch, Dana Wilson, Janet Winter, David Woods, Whitney Wallach, Shari Walters, Andrew Young, Don Zwillinger, Nlarc 'li 'il 1-1? Welch, Brian Werfii, Claude Wessel, Kim West, Diane Westberg, Karen Wheeler, Larry I'1Y?' Mu , v Q W ' l V JI new-fe! jf:-,Jan The thing I hate most in this world Is a spelling test-Oh! how I've toiled For many days to get words right But I never quite see the light The nights are long for a speller like me As I frustratedly try not to get that 'DT How I rant and rave and weep. Spelling I've found, prohibits sleep. Here I sit now, chewing a nail Back comes the paper-inevitable fail Rebecca Rodden and Amy Derryberry Big yellow school bus fmt.: to Looks like a banana slug A i Q 1 ov 63' Y -v. x v -'r 9 ,',vl'e U. ok 5 4 we 4 I Braces On all of their faces Are bright shiny bracesg Shipped in cardboard cases, Put on teeth with laces. You can have train races On all of those braces. Laura Silvestri Moving kids to school. IBII John Erik Lychfors ill' L' ,i..x' ' N 1 5 n 'X 1 . 1 as . , . ' ' ' : 0 ' K' 94 Uk, '75 gdb 0 OWN, ovwww S.M.'R 33 FTW v I -f X 6? M :G+ Buming House I I It crackles and spits and bums away. ' V Q1 Body inflamed, the frame gives way. Red hot monsters eat the remains. I The majestic old house is up in flames. Kate Camey Addicted Ice cream, candies, cookies galore- When I eat em, I crave for more. g Candy canes, Iollipops, butterscotch too, frQf' Cakes with frosting, red, white, and blue, . Twinkies, I-lol-los, cupcakes by the bunch jla. 655' For breakfast, dinneig and even lunch. i .Q Gingerbread cookies, banana nut bread, 'Q Q When Momis not looking, I sneak 'em to bed A Q? I'm a junk food junkie, as you can see. -I Q And that is what I'll always be. Ilisa Nodelman and Julie Schaller 34 QV x 3 911 X Wag, wxlxo Eraser v -XX Ouch! Scrubbing back and forth wxiikxf Against the white-lined road. NX N I am guided by five snake-like creatures, Limb Rubbing on the scratchedout code. wffj Jenny Stephens Q X va ,gill-iii f' !! 'Ml' by v' v K flssiyvii- J ' - -- fur s YC- -..n.Lv' , X -7 f X OIL- 1 N ' I. N- X ' ,J 1 r -F - - r- . , .f Q'-.Q-L.-A1-w,1gv', - L -- ,iN I ss:'.1r .,4,.,l Arf' N -.1-.g-.3:,,--' , K 'I -U, 4 -. . g.- .,.---,-- , ., V ,l-, If iv .' A K, L J- R Y . 'pA, ' ,- x - -1- -Q Q ?,- ' 1 Deli Pastrami, salami on chewy French bread, Bologna, pastronia with gooey white spread, Lettuce, tomato with bacon galore, Egg and potato and hab' a ton more. Three layered ham sandwiches topped off with mustard. You might like some pie or some cake or some custard And maybe you'd like a banana split too. Whatever you want we will fbc it for you. To top it all off in case you feel bum, Is a nice soothing pill from old Mother Tum. Maria Gonzalez 35 1522 1 .-n -x-x - -,P , fm 4 33' ,vga X Nr age-.. iw ai SY' ' .r A:':,, X 114+ W' '1'Q1? ' . A H L-A H-.. - ' Q15 ' 1- j.,',:1.- J ': -'13,fn,' --.. V :2- '?a 21 ' . A 18 ' rf Y .,-.' u,um':' K. 'E-r 1.. y A 1 J .... 2:55 gf W , -15 . 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For instance, some have tumed-up noses, Blue eyes, green eyes, and rosy toeses. I'ue just decided this is dumb. It seems I lack the poets thumb. Rebecca Rodden, Amy Denyberry, Vicki Hartung my stupid shoe. I can't get round so many a pound. Those dumb ol' shoes! I'll have to lose weight. Too Many Pounds' A Date I heard the ringing of the phone. 'tHello, I answered with a moan. There was a male voice on the line That made me smile and feel so fine. t'This is Jim. How 'bout a movie? So I said, t'It sounds real groovy. uI'll pick you up at half past eight. How 'bout if we double date? It seemed like years til Friday night. I dreamed of how he'd hold me tight. I groomed myself and looked just great. I'd waited years for such a date. The doorbell rang. I opened the door, Saw who it was, and fell to the fioor. It wasn't Jim from my math class But someone else I thought an I got my coat and left the house. Thought to myself, UOh, what a louse! He brought along his younger brother. Iwondered why he left his mother. It was a Disney Elm, no less. Boy, this whole night was sure a mess. And then we went to have a coke. I had to pay 'cause he was broke. And when we went to find the car I knew we'd never get too far- For this was sure the night of nights: The stupid jerk left on his lights. The three A came. It was so late. I prayed that I'd survive this date. I learned this rule regarding men CI won't do THAT ever againlg There was a boy named Johnny Stash Who just would not take out the trash. His mother screamed bloody murder. John acted like he hadn't heard her. Trash piled up and soon got old. The garbage can was filled with mold. Out came old and rusty tin cans Johnny's father threw up his hands. Crumpled paper and lemon peels, Leftovers from all of their meals, Bits of ribbons, old magazines, A pair of old worn-out blue jeans. Soon the garbage just overfiowed When filled with this enormous load. And all because of Johnny Stash Who just would NOT take out the trash. Jane lVlcConnell 6 , X 153 J I 'fl 5 6' 7 ?g'Sss w. 1 . 4... A J ix, B vfzbfx 'Ii I -W4 '4'+ii5EP'Q- it If -Web ' 'Ql'?.7--'ffm Babies have such cute round faces- Those dimpled darlings of all races. Chubby legs and chubby arms- A baby holds so many charms. Next time I'll ask BOTH of his names, Soft baby fuzz upon his head, k G iFirst and last? and avoid such pains. He dreams of tales he's just been read. ' We overlook his persistent cries. Diana Mogerman He melts our hearts with tears in his eyes. :3 He gurgles in his bassinet. 976. g ', 1 , 'Q The toothless baby-no braces yet. 0' 02 fa.. f X -I Time will fly, and then one day, -g., Wefll ind that cuteness has gone away. - Bl V Rebecca Rodden and Erica Smith gb Wi L J 'an 0 T A Q in P .ik rl . 4 I I XX I o 2 U -9' faux, 'N' V Bill had a small salary and led a hard life. The Ballad of Billy lVlagoon It was late one night in the month of June, When sudden death came to Billy Magoon. The night was foggy and the stars didn't shine Billy was home, drinkin' his wine. His wife was complainin' 'bout the unpaid rent And Billy's small salary was already spent. Billy's wife kept on goin', not missin' a pace. Poor Billy sat there just hidin' his face. Across the way sat a crazy old man, A 22 caliber held tight in his hand. He stood up and walked to the window sill And looked across the way at ol' drunken Bill. Now this old shrivled man, Brant by name, Thought he'd save Bill from his wife's nagging He lifted his gun, ready to kill, And shot through the window at innocent Bill. The bullet hit Billy square in the neck. Poor Billy's wife was a nervous wreck. She cried and cried for being so mean, But she learned her lesson, good and clean. Billy was buried three days after And people still talk of that sad disaster. Brant thinks he did good by taking Bill's life And saving him from the pain of his wife. pain. .T f f -Q ,ff 'B , fl t A crackleshob is a horrible beast Who lives in the forests of Westernly East. For years he has scared the people of Faird, Where pleasure and fun have permanently ceased. Many a time a brave young youth Would ride through the trees on a calacasoothe. The tale would be telled of how he beheld A crackelshob sharp'nin' his one white tooth. That one white tooth.-so incredibly long, At the end of the year it would rub him so wrong He would pull it from his big pink gum and toss it into the Gutchy-Goo-Tong. Now the Gutchy-Goo-Tong was a lake, so small The fish can't live there and that's not all, The years went by and the lake went dry 'Cause the pile of teeth grew a bit too tall. The people of Faird's tempers grew short. When the creature t'warn't looking, they'd all retort, We're getting mad and that's real bad. We'll kill him with zorbs or things of that sort. Nlost people think he was killed by-his wife. Still nobody is sure by whom Billy was slain. I guess they just tigure it'll stay unexplained. Lauren Pollak So with their weapons out they set. The hide of the crackelshob they aimed to get. Came face-to-face with the armored place Where his gum and white tooth met. When out from the Southernly-North there arose A clamor so loud the crackelshob chose To leave his prey for another day While in a love-spell his body froze. 'Cause over the hill there came such a sight The Faird folk shivered in all their fright. But the crackelshob rose and the story goes That he married that beast on the cold summer's night. Diet I really must lose weight. I weigh two hundred pounds. I'll go on a diet, as awful as it sounds. I must remember not to munch things that are sweet. I've got to be careful about the things I eat. Iwill cut out ice cream from my daily diet. And though I hate grapefruit, I will have to try it. No Pop Tarts for breakfast, doughnuts or Captain Crunch. Instead I'll have an egg and on dry toast I will munch. For lunch I'll have tuna with a sliced tomato In the place of pizza, pudding and baked potato. 'F i , Dinner-I'll have chicken and peas picked off the vine ,Nh 4. M ' To replace the waffles on which I usually dine. 51,0 ,, .4 I've already lost pounds! I'm down to one ninety-eight. I . I f- ' Ithink I'll have a hot fudge sundae to celebrate. ' Jane McConnell -- K Heather Findlay . f' If . y 4 t ty' cv' 406 49 W - u 7 ' Q 9' 'f ' ms , VJ 1-7: f? ' M f,.k . .,..., i, ,,- Y , .,,' '4 5..' .xt 1 1- u, AQ . 51 ,-5, T, , W t f I 2.15 Mmm 1 9 N 4'-3, . 45 . 1' 461, ' 'lf L iv, N Sq pg V ,,,,, .. lm , ' vi I ng 2' Ib ng .4 -P .Gig 4 1 'Sa 2 . U.-1 7 fin 321- ' S I 2.9 6, 4, Once upon a time there lived an extremely gorgeous princess, Tephilia, who dwelled in her father's castle, in a kingdom called Whereveritis. This princess was admired by every prince in the neighboring lands because of her healthy, humorous personality, and especially because of her silky, blonde hair, her gorgeous figure, and her baby-blue eyes. She had one Haw however. She continously cracked her knuckles. One night at dinner, Tephilia was cracking her knuckles without end, so her mother, fed up, decided that every time Tephilia cracked her knuckles, she would have to eat a brussel sprout. Now this was an especially harsh torture for Tephilia because she HATED brussel sprouts. From then on, it was brussel sprout after brussel sprout, and two weeks later Tephilia became very sick. They called upon the best doctors, sorcerers, and magicians in the land to attempt to eradicate Tephilia's sickness. But nothing seemed to work. Seeing that no medicine or witchcraft would cure her, she began to get very uptight. lVlother! Come here! Sit down! Tephilia said one day in her tossled bed. Don't talk to your mother that way! her mother snapped. UI can do anything KCRACKJ that I feel like, said Tephilia stubbornly. Oh, I do wish you'd stop doing that. It's driving me absolutely crazy. The next day, the queen offered a reward to anyone who could get rid of Tephilia's annoying habits. This proved to be an impossible task because the minute anyone walked into Tephilia's room, he couldn't stand the continuous CRACK CRACK. Soon, the king and queen and many citizens of Whereveritis had fled from the land to get away from the barbaric princess. Head Wall Fall As you depart from the chair It gives you a shove. You're already sweating, From the sun above. Swish, swish swish, You start down the hill, Dodging moguls, What a thrill! You're picking up speed, You get hotter and hotter. The wind in your face, Makes your eyes water. From the corner of your eye, You see people stare. And you pass people's figures With the wind in your hair. As you speed down the hill, You suddenly see, Blocking your path, A big, tall tree. To avoid it you turn, And lose control. Then you fall, And start to roll. Sky, snow, sky, snow Is all you recall, After avoiding the tree, And taking the fall. The next thing you know, You're in a bed, In a county hospital, With a REAL sore head! Dave Winter if I One day, an extremely handsome man, named Prince . O Caspian, trotted into the princess' room and said confidently, ,i if C -+3 Fear not, fair maiden, I will save you from your devilish , I - , , XX waysiff gf fl j Betcha can't, snapped the princess. , xc 'iOh, no? said the prince. And he gave her a big juicy, lip- jf ' X-4' XXX smacking kiss. ,K f- X X All of a sudden the continuous SNAP, POP and CRACK ! 71 lx stopped. And instead of a frown, a big smile spread across ' X - X the princess' face, lighting up the room as if the sun was right outside. Seeing that the prince had a magical charm, ' I she immediately married him and they became the proud and I I happy rulers of Whereveritis. 1 Josh Sondheimer sg fl 'Af X 1' 5 Q I 52 My knitting is knotted, but not properly. The knots that I've knitted were not meant to be. t A nit-wit I'm not tl thought, anywayl, ' But these knots make me wonder, they certainly For nit-picker, knitting might even be fun, But knitting that's knotted will never be done. Though tangled I am, I will not ever quit Until I have learned not to knot when I knit. Stacey Counts M E Q sf- 1 lj 3 rf F iv' Q, 9. E : it 1 J I 'wx u' ' - I 'H74' . 1 f JKDQ Brussel Sprout On my plate is a brussel sprout. I hope it won't give me the gout. Right next to the spinach and the peas. Oh spare me a second helping, please! It has a very impish grin. God won't make its likes again. Boiled, broiled, tossed and toasted I wouldn't eat it if it was roasted. Oh lVlother Dear, you mean old goat, You'll never force it down my throat. But every morning, evening and noon, I keep on Ending it in my spoon. Merrill Walker aaa - . - L . A I QM ,-,.i f, stay! . i Q l 7 - Abby Wine The Holy Trashbox And God created Nlan in His own image and God said, UI will make a helpmate for him. And out of Nlan, God made Woman. The Lord God planted a garden eastward in Eden and He made beautiful flowers and trees and He gave Nlan dominion over all the creatures on the earth. And in the midst of the garden, God planted the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. And God told Nlan and Woman never to take part of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge lest they become corrupt, Now the Television was among the most cunning of all the creatures in the Garden of Eden. And the Television said unto Woman, 'IShall ye eat of every tree in the garden? And Woman said, We mayest eat of all the trees of the garden but the Tree of Knowledge lest we become corrupt. And the Television said, If ye eat of the Tree of Knowledge, ye shall not become corrupt. Ye may thereby take part of all the programs of education and love and purity that I may offer ye so ye may make use of your new knowledge. Yea, woman ate of the Tree of Knowledge and she gave the fruit unto Nlan and then they watched of the programs the Television offered them but the programs were not of education and love and purity, but of violence and war and the programs were meant to make rotten the minds of all who watched. And then Woman and Nlan realized what they had done but it was too late to repent. And the Lord God came upon them and He said, IIThou hast eaten of the tree that I commanded that thou shouldest not eat. And the Lord God drove Nlan and Woman out from the Garden of Eden, bidding them never to return. And Man and Woman left the peace and shelter of the Garden of Eden and journed into an uncertain world and with them they took the Television. 53 Babysitter's Blues I've lots to tell of my babsitting But this is the tale I feel is most titting. Minding six monkeys that horrible night They'd not go to bed without a big iight. They tied me to their parents' bed post, Pretending to play that I was to roast. When finally untied I punished each one. That wasn't the end of those bratty kids' fun. Because just before their parents returned They made such a mess my poor stomach churned. stumbling through blankets and sheets on the fioor, I conquered the mess and answered the door. When the parents saw the mess their kids made, It was crucially clear I couldn't have stayed. I fell out that door with my failure in mind. UI couldn't have helped it, I pitifully whined. I will never again watch over that lot Partly because they said I could not. Heather Findlay Me and My Monster I dreamed I walked on the beach last night And saw a monster that gave me a fright. He plopped himself right down in the sea And by and by a thought came to me. I'd get me a big ol' nylon net Which I would have strategically set. 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