Deer Park High School - Deer Yearbook (Deer Park, TX)

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JARRETT, all fearless, bloodthirsty daredevils out for adventure. Bringing up the rear with a typewriter, an adding machine, and a bottle of aspirin is MAXINE LEISINGER, their chief cook and bottle-washer. Back to the European continent and on to Russia! There they spot MAX PACE cutting holes in the Iron Curtain with a can opener. As their space ship will not fit through any of the holes, they travel on foot to meet the newly-installed leaders of the country, BOBBY REEVES and all his able comrades: JIMMY SAPP, HOWARD VICK, HERBERT LAAKE. Since these men are peace-loving Democrats, their positions are very precarious. Their chief scientist, LYNN URBAN, is away in Siberia making experiments for the Cold War. Off to a warmer climate, they arrive in the Hawaiian Islands to the rythmic strains of Cindy Lou. He-re they talk to DONALD ROYALL, chief surf-board rider, who tells them about the great beach comber, JOHNNY SCHEER. Again, they blast off. This time for the good old U.S.A. But, alas, because of engine trouble, the expedition is forced down in the great rubber producing country, Malaya. While repairs are being made, they spend the night at the home of BARBARA ISBELL, the co-owner of a rich rubber plantation which produces the basic ingredient for Triple-Trouble Bubble Gum. That's the company that sponsors the T.V. program starring JANICE HAR- MAN, the triple-trouble, singing beauty. Again, they soar toward the United States and home. What an honor to be greeted by LAVONDA WELLS, now principal of D. P. H. S. She always said the principal's office was her favor- ite haunt. Visiting the school today, checking the children's teeth is Dr. WILBERT BIGOTT and his assistant, PEGGY VICKERY. QThe teachers always said getting work out of Wilbert was like 'pulling teeth.'D Good old low-hanging atmosphere and chemical plants! They all had a wonderful time conducting the World Review , but each one was glad to be back in Deer Park. By the way, their report was that the world was progressing! 28 l

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Squash! Squish! Squush! Hey, what's that noise? There': WAYNE TUNSTALL in his newly-acquired position as chiel grape-stomper for the 3 Hic's and a Headache Wine Company in Italy. Going Through the hot, arid Sahara Desert, the space ship passengers think they see a mirage in the distance. No, it's the pink tents of Haiii Baba QGARY HODGED and his harem girls. The girls are occupied with their various tasks. Desert Rose QDANIELLE GIRARDJ is taking care of Myrtle and the other camels. Princess Scheherazade CSONDRA GROUNDS! is still floating around like The Little White Cloud That Cried after being dropped by Prince Ranier of Monaco. Little Sheba QINA- DON TRAMELJ, Little Jewel QSELMA BROUGHTONJ, and Salome QBABETTE BURNSQ are away participating in the foot races on the pyramids. Back to civilization! Gay Paree is their next stop. Here they decide to land and take in the sights. At the top of the Eiffel Tower, they are surprised to see JIMMY MASSEY working his way through college as an elevator boy. They have lunch at a delightful sidewalk cafe called The Three Old Maids. It is own- ed and run by JOYCE ANN WILLIAMS, VERLYNE KENDRICK, and JANETTE DAVIS. They are entertained by the famed Bubble Dancers. Later, we see their agent, STANLEY WHITAKER, rounding up the stars, GENEVA SMITH and JEAN PASCHALL, who drifted away during the last performance. Crossing the channel to England, they look down and see a swimmer. Why, it's VENCIE MCNEESE under all that grease! She is making her 56th attempt to swim the channel. What is that noise? Bagpipes! And showing their knobby knees in a Highland Fling! JIMMY PHILPOT, JIMMY STEAM- BARGE, NIELS OLSEN, and BUBBA MCLEAN are dancing away dressed in kilts. The ship turns south to darkest Africa and they proceed as scheduled, until they run into a hunting party headed by BAR- NEY SMITH, King of the Circus Bear-Trainers. Traveling with him, they see CHUCK HORD, JACK MOORE and TOMMY 27

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