Deer Park High School - Deer Yearbook (Deer Park, TX)

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c-4 qljorlcl Qpeuiew As the sun rises through the low-hanging atmosphere created by the local chemical plants, the eminent scientists, Mrs. Tapp and Mrs. Reeder, accompanied by a few reporters board the inter-planetary space machine, which was recently put on the market by that remarkable inventor, WENDELL TACKITT. The scientists' mission is to conduct A World Review to see how the world is progressing under the versatile leadership of the World Council headed by Mr. Covington. As the space ship cruises in the lower stratosphere, they see what looks like a huge fruit basket, as they draw nearer, they see it's only the hat of CHICK ESPINOZA. She is making her debut as Carmen Miranda's successor in Hollywood. Still cruising over California, they run into terrible weather conditions near Los Angeles created by the well-known smog. BETSY MacGREG- OR can be seen hard at work on a chemical analysis to clear the smog. This makes her twentieth year and still no progress. Off again! This time they're going to the northern part of the United States. Ah, look down, who's that? Why, none other than MAURICE BARCLAY, hole-puncher in Limburger cheese at the Wisconsin Cheese Factory. As head cheese-taster, the re- porters find WINDELL WATKINS. ls that a forest fire? Goodness, no, that's the exhaust from TOM BABCOCK'S suicide-iet. He is racing at the Annapolis Speedway. As they fly over Broadway in New York, they see the neon signs reading Wiggles and Giggles , starring SUE HATCH and directed by the distinguished DON COOKE. Now off to the land of Vacation, Sunny Florida. Having won the 564.00 question and a trip to Florida, KATHRYN LAF- FERTY is seen lounging on the beach, basking in the sun. Blasting off, they're soon in the countries on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean. Bowing to the cheers of millions in the Madrid bullring, they see LOU ADELE DORRELL accepting the coveted ears of the bull after her sixteenth kill. 26

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LAVONDA WELLS Cutest Couple 4t Coronation Princess 4: Basketball 1: Antler Staff Associate Editor 4: Deer Escorts' 1. 2, 3, 4, Secretary 3. 4: F. H. A. 4,: 1, Secretary 4: Declamation 1: Senior Play 4. JOYCE ANN WILLIAMS Coronation Act 3, Queen 4, D. A. R. Citizen Runner-Up 45 Deer Escorts: 1, 2, 3, Vice President 3, President 4: F. H. A. 1, 4, Re- porter 4g Declamation: 1, 2, 3, 4, District Winner 1, 2, 3, Regional Winner 1, 2, 3, State Qualifier 35 Contest Play 4, Senior Play 4. 4STANLEY WHITAKER F. H. A Beau -lg Crafts Club 21 Baseball 3 4: Football 2, 3. 4. PENNY 0'NEAL TOMMY JARRETT Transfer 4. Post-Graduate Athletic Club 1, Coronation Duke 2, Most Handsome Senior Boy 3, Base- ball 1g Football: 2, 3, 4, Honorable Men- tion 4g Junior Olympics 2: Track: 2, 3, Manager 4.

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Squash! Squish! Squush! Hey, what's that noise? There': WAYNE TUNSTALL in his newly-acquired position as chiel grape-stomper for the 3 Hic's and a Headache Wine Company in Italy. Going Through the hot, arid Sahara Desert, the space ship passengers think they see a mirage in the distance. No, it's the pink tents of Haiii Baba QGARY HODGED and his harem girls. The girls are occupied with their various tasks. Desert Rose QDANIELLE GIRARDJ is taking care of Myrtle and the other camels. Princess Scheherazade CSONDRA GROUNDS! is still floating around like The Little White Cloud That Cried after being dropped by Prince Ranier of Monaco. Little Sheba QINA- DON TRAMELJ, Little Jewel QSELMA BROUGHTONJ, and Salome QBABETTE BURNSQ are away participating in the foot races on the pyramids. Back to civilization! Gay Paree is their next stop. Here they decide to land and take in the sights. At the top of the Eiffel Tower, they are surprised to see JIMMY MASSEY working his way through college as an elevator boy. They have lunch at a delightful sidewalk cafe called The Three Old Maids. It is own- ed and run by JOYCE ANN WILLIAMS, VERLYNE KENDRICK, and JANETTE DAVIS. They are entertained by the famed Bubble Dancers. Later, we see their agent, STANLEY WHITAKER, rounding up the stars, GENEVA SMITH and JEAN PASCHALL, who drifted away during the last performance. Crossing the channel to England, they look down and see a swimmer. Why, it's VENCIE MCNEESE under all that grease! She is making her 56th attempt to swim the channel. What is that noise? Bagpipes! And showing their knobby knees in a Highland Fling! JIMMY PHILPOT, JIMMY STEAM- BARGE, NIELS OLSEN, and BUBBA MCLEAN are dancing away dressed in kilts. The ship turns south to darkest Africa and they proceed as scheduled, until they run into a hunting party headed by BAR- NEY SMITH, King of the Circus Bear-Trainers. Traveling with him, they see CHUCK HORD, JACK MOORE and TOMMY 27