Deer Creek High School - Antler Yearbook (Edmond, OK)

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CLASS WILL we the Senior Class of 'h9 of Lamont High School being of sound and disposing mind do leave these articles with many a sigh to the following people with hopes that they will use them along lifes hard journey. To our teachers, we leave the imposing mass of unusual and unvarified information which may be found in our accumu- lated test papers. If any of the teachers wish to write an encyclopedia using this information they may do so without paying royalties to our heirs. Dick Gilbert wills his ability to get along with eighth grade girls and to sleep in class to Milo Whitehead. To Ann Weaver, Nadean Kirby leaves her ability to flirt 'with all men.' Eldon Stockton leaves his ability to look through hotel transoms to Bernard Hobbs. Velva Arends wills her quietness, and bashfulness to Neva Jean McMurphy. To Joe Steiger, Bill Gilbert wills his ability to ride a motorcycle. Bryan Kugel leaves his ability to sway the feminine heart to Rex Tebow. To Gordon Heusel, Lyle Tebow bequeathes his ability to get along with the teachers, and to Jim Corbin he leaves his curly hair. Bob Dorsett leaves his slogan, Wall studying and no foolishnessn, to Peggy McConnell. George Bobbitt leaves his ability to type to Neva Jean McMurphy and his ability to get along with the Medford girls to Jerry Whiting. Bill Miller bequeathes his ability to get away with loafing to Paul Kirby. Gene Fisher wills his ability to play football to George Moore. James Webster leaves his Whizzer to Mirth Gilbert. Barbara McMurphy, typist for the annual, wills her job and typewriter to George Teachman. Jeannine Pierce leaves her feminine charms to Ruth McKee. Nadean Kirby gives her Model A Ford to Joella Pahl to do with as she likes. If there is any thing we have left out, you can have it.

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1214 PROPHECY Miss Barbara McMurphy, a High Society women and also President of the Lady Ester Cosmetic Industry, is gossiping with Jeannine Pierce, Head of the Gant WDo-Something Con- struction Cbmpany.' The conversation goes as follows: Barbara--'Have you heard about the Great Geologist, Bryan Kugel, who has just got back from prospecting for oil on the moon and is head of the Boeing Space-Ship Co. and is making simply millions?' Jeannine--WYes, but did you hear about Billy Miller now known as Barney 0'field the second, winning the Bendix 600 mile race averaging 1000 miles an hour in his 1965 super Marien Ford. After being swormed by his many fans Billy was left to the friendly undertaker, Mr. George Bobbitt, but to his disgust he only got to rush him down to old Doc. Richard Gilbert. Dick has all the medical practice in Northern Okla- homa and is still just practicing. He may learn how someday. It was not until now that Miller realized how well off he was before. Just recently I've heard that Nadean has now worked up to the position of head Mechanic in the Robison Garage of Salt Fork, and Orie Dean is the best cook you ever saw.' Barbara--'Oh that reminds me Gene Fisher,the Second Red Grange, is now a famous roaring half back at Notre Dame and Lyle Tebow has taken over Admiral Halsey's Fleet and is en- joying his job of chasing the Russian Naval Force all over the Atlantic Ocean and is singing 'Fifteen Men On the Dead Man's Chest.W Jeannine--'Bob Dorsett, a radio Producer now owning several radio net works, has just finished producing his new production staring Bob Hope in 'Went With the Wind.W Barbara--'I heard over Bob Dorsett's radio program that James Webster is now farming 'all of the land North of the Salt Fork River, and that Bill Gilbert farms all ,the land South of the River. It is heard that they have started a civil fued that makes the fued between the Martins and the McCoys seem pleasant. They are fighting over the ownership of the river bottom of the Salt Fork River. It is the big- gest Civil War since the sheepmen ran the cattlemen off. Jeannine--'Why only yesterday I heard that the Stockton Shovel Detective Agency has just put Sam Spade and Jack Dalton out of the Detective business.' Barbara--'I read in the paper that Velva Arends has chased Wallace out with a rolling pin and is now running for President as a candidate for the Progressive Party.' Jeannine--'Well, I hear Dean calling. He probably wants me to Do-Something.'