Deep River High School - This Year Yearbook (Deep River, CT)

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Yes, he is a three star admiral in the Coast Guard. She is living in Portland and has three kids. The latest was named 'Sarah Price! Kenny's going to make her into a kindergarten teacher just to carry on the tradition of her noble name- sake, S.P.E. Say, Goff, I saw 'The Marsden Marionettes' at the Hollywood Bowl the other night. Jean is doing a swell job with that all girl orchestra of hers! I wish I could line her up to entertain in my place. I see the British army has come back for 'Guess Who?' and has taken her to Santa 'Barbara' where she is now engaged-as Superintendent of Santa 'Barbara' Municipal Hospitalg and last but not least, guess what? Laura has taken over the National Barn Dance Program in Elkhart, Indiana. Her prompting and yodeling can be heard clear to Yokahama, over the radio, of course, and that's some prompting! . . . Here's your ham on rye, Rudy, and that will be thirty cents to you, just for old times sake. QTO anyone else, it would be a quarterlj As we exit through these portholes, we leave Edward Goff and Rudy Hazuka in happy reunion-under Ed's classification C.I.O. No. 1,999,999. CMeaning-Chef's Indigestion Organization-numbering the above number of victims., ff ff ff X ,a al x 1 ,XX 5 Wi it 1 5

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lass Brnpbenp The Year: 1976. The Place: Ed's Restaurant, owned and operated by Edward Arthur Goff Jr. located at Hollywood and Vine. l Ed is at-:present busily engaged in preparing one of his well-known delicacies Hamlets and Eggs, when who should walk in but Rudolph Anthony Hazuka, sales: man for the Kick-a-poo Drug Co. Inc. Say, aren't you Eddie Goff? he blundered. Yes, and who might you be? he queried. Don't you remember Rudy Hazuka? Well, I'll be darned! How'd you recognize me? Oh, by the proportions, I guess. What do you hear about the mob and Mrs. Ely? Well, I hear Mrs. Ely resigned a year after we left and she is now raising a fine herd of goats, at the ripe old age of 81. Gee, we didn't get her goat that much, or did we? Where is Goldie, Ray and 'Nevada?' Well, Goldie is an executive of the Espaniole Rubber Company and is mar- ried to a Spanish senorita. He bounces up once in awhile for a visit. And Ray, after 20 successful seasons in baseball, is now manager of the Brooklyn Yankees. He's married and has a family, more or less of bambinos. What about 'Nevada?' He's writing jokes for Bob Hope, who broadcasts from his bed. His jokes are killers! They always were. What do you hear from the girls? Well, Daisy is running a beauty salon on Broadway. She specializes in perma- nent waves, and has reached the top. Libby is an interior decorator for somebody we don't know-it's an inside job. Ethel is a stenographer for the gas company of the same name. I always knew they'd come out O.K. How's business, Ed? The chickens don't kick. What about a ham on rye? One pigskin with sideboards, Umbriago! Oh, where's Nib these days? Oh, him! He is short circuiting the works for General Electric. 'Where is Charlie? He's a textile magnate in Deep River. In the under world, they call him The Face wit da Lace. Fred is living in Little Peoria. He is the artist for the Peoria Gazette and the news critic for the 'Peek.' He hangs around now and then, and drops in for a 'Look.' I see Elinor finally got her man. 14

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ill unh Qleslum ani ol ilxe Glluss oll94f x: 1 , ,' U i THE LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT We, the class of 1945, being in exhausted state of mind and body do ordain and establish this, our last will and testament. We deeply appreciate Mrs. Ely's 1 patience and endurance and hope she hasn't become addicted to the use of aspirin, due to the innumerable headaches she has endured as our adviser. To Mr. William Farris, we leave our many thanks for his splendid guidance as superintendent and as teacher. To. Mr. Harold Muggleston, we leave a brand new super-duper charm curl wave set to keep his mustache in perfect order. To Miss Day, we leave a giant size box of Wheaties to keep the mem- ory of our Senior Sandwich Sale ever green. To Miss Smith, we leave a large size jar of theatrical cold cream for use after future successful plays. Welcome, Miss Smith, may your stay with us be long! To Miss Tourville, we leave a soft easy chair, to make her work in the office more pleasant . . . and comfortable. To Mrs. Farrell, we leave a large white flag to hoist over the school when her husband Hies over. A large size piggie bank for the Wednesday banking money is our gift to Miss Hannon. To Mr. Morris we leave a group of students who can understand his abundant flow of sixty-four dollar words. To Mr. Petras we leave a brand new, gold plated, guaranteed to run, electric clock. To Miss Bosquet, the girls in the Home Economics department leave a great big cake, three layers, to remind her of the many Hoors they have traveled to reach her department. Lillian Batts leaves behind her memories of the school plays she has aided, as well as examples of line artistic ability. John Stanton bequeaths his prowess with the women to Walt Sindelar, and hopes he will use it carefully. Rudy Hazuka leaves speeches, some of them really hot!-his Crosby-like voice and a few added inches of height to Dickie Morrow. Edward Goff leaves! . . . We now pause for two minutes, while everyone breathes a sigh of relief. Donald Goldreich bequeaths his wonderful sense of humor to Barbara Mislibk so she can keep next year's seniors in stitches. Bernard Negrelli leaves his interest in radio to Bill Scholfield . . . who knows? Someone may find a way to shut him off. Raymond Durinick leaves his love for sports to Madame Ely so that she will always have a news topic for her Monday morning Problems class. Barbara Drennan bequeaths her staunch defense of our President to Frances Eagan, for there it will be safe. Elinor Kennedy leaves her flirty ways to Ruth Lloyd. May she capture as many hearts as Elinor has. Daisy Hunt leaves her charm and pretty smile to Stephen Stopa, so that he can smile again after his portrayal of Haddock Ethel Martin leaves her ability to make witty remarks at the A Us P checking counter to Beatrice Bennett. Charles Watrous gives three feet of his excess height to Tiny Parker-perhaps she can then cast a shadow.