Decatur High School - Ravelings Yearbook (Decatur, IN)

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D.rtS. ?RVELINGc5. ' 20. I, Doris Erwin, the most learned Miss of all, do give all I have to Mary Callow, excluding Ford, ol: course. I. Dick Heller, the most illustrious newspaper man that ever struck Decatur, do bequeath to Charles Downs, the knowledge gained in publishing this annual. I, Marion Hoagland, long time model for Teeple. Brandy- berry Peterson, and chemistry expert, give to Miss Ossenberg my fund of information. I, Thetus Hocker, having a very craving appetite for cur- rants (Kerns) and salad (Sal) do not bestow myself nor Sal upon anyone, but do give to Alfred Beavers the privilege of calling on Uiy liUlc sister. I, Serena Hornada, the gazelle (?) (Baltzell) having had the reputation of never looking on man with kindness and then falling to the Baltzell do not give him to anyone, but do pray earnestly every night that the Junior girls may not tall as I have done. I, Donald Hower, the champion bowler of Decatur, do bestow upon Cal Peterson my medals and titles. I, Eddis Johnson, having proved my bravery by going with Gertrude Yager and Bernice Leonard, and deciding to be a batch- elor, do bestow ujion Charles Downs my bravet.v, for he will need it, or that i:i what Loi.? says. I, Charles Keller, the vampire of the Senior class, and con- tender for the hand of Lois Peterson, promise to murder all rivals. I. Bernice Keni, having won the title of The Largest Lady in Town, by sheer forct ' of merit, do bequeath to Dora Marie Magley my excess avoirdupois. I, Bernice Leonard, author of The Fall o f ' Heck ' , and chief ivcry tickler of Decatur high school, do hereby dump unpon Dor- othy Walters the honor of banging the piano keys hereafter, even unto the end. I, M.abel Martin, the renowned songbird, do bestow upon Leo Kirsch my vocal accomplishments. L Charles McConnehey. with my right hand raised and with mud in my. hair, swear that I shall bestow upon that guy from Fort Wayne many heavy blows. So help me Hamlet and all the witches. Me, that is to say I, a most renowned personage, president of the class of 1920, a delver in antiques, an ardent lover of Shakes- peare, Groves, etc.; a disciple of Benjamin Franklin, a possessor of the degrees of H. D., C. N., A. R. and A. B., do hereby bequeath, dump on, get rid of, ad infinitum, my wnole pile of unused books of learning to Arthur Freuchte. Having many possessions I must still will, so to Glen Hill I give my wonderful tenor or is it alto (?) voice To anyone who wishes it I give my foolishness and to Mr. Worthman I give two centimeters of one strand of the sub- lime locks of Helen Dugan so that he may always remember Her- man H. Myers, Esq. I, Kenneth Miller, a profound, knov -nothing, my teacher ' s little dear (Nay, but not Miss Ossenbesg ' s, for she doth daily slap my ears for no reason whatsoever), do give to Miss Bowers a pen- sion of six cents daily to enable her to buy chewing gum for her French classes, said donation to continue for ninety-nine years. I, Zelma Nelson, having never been able to find a character among the masculines who was what I think a man should be, bestow upon Beatrice Peterson the state of Single Blessedness.

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D.VtS. j RVELlNGcS. ' 20. Senior Class Will We, the Senior class of 1920, of the city of Decatur, county of Adams, state of Indiana, realizing that our days are numbered, do hereby revoke all former wills, wants and partial aquiescences, bequests and devises of what nature made by us, with the purpose of establishing, prosecuting and otherwise furthering a more ra- tional regime. FIRST, We give, bequeath, ordain and otherwise release all claim to our rights to lead the Freshmen in the way of knowledge to the superfluous, ruinous, insufferable, no-account Juniors. SECOND, We who have been the leaders in all things; namely, athletics and functions, both social and criminal, do hereby deliver to these same egotistical Juniors the right to lead dear old Decatur High School to glory in 1921. THIRD, We give, bequeath, and otherwise release to the Freshmen all our old text books, Latin Ponies, chewed up pen- cils and rubber bands that have served us through the four years ' of our sojourn in Decatur High School. FOURTH, We give to the Sophomore class of 1922 the right to inhabit our plaster-cast covered desks and the privilege of having over them the ever-watchful eye of Miss Ossenberg. FIFTH, We, the aforementioned class, do hereby severally give the things that have proven of the most value to us. I, Marie Brodbeck, having proved my ability to speak French, do bestow upon Homer Ellsworth the same power because I am sure he needs it. I, Mary Brown, queen of the merry elves (brownies), do here- by give to Mary Suttles my crown and sceptre, I, Hazel Buck, the school teacher, do bestow upon Mary Burk my title, The Latest Thing in Fashions. I, Linn Kern, do give Katherine to no one, but take this method of informing the world that I intend to keep her myself. I recover to Bob White all the gum which he has given me thi.? year. I. Fred Butler, being privileged to leave school at the end of the first semester, do grant the same privilege to Bob White, providing- Miss Wehmhoff does not grant him a leave of absence before then. I, Harold Case, notorious outlaw and speed demon, do be- queath to Harold Daniels the title of Major of the Coal Pile. I, Ferd Christen, having proved my ability as a chauffeur by killing sundry chickens, etc., do bestow the same ability upon his highness, Herbert Carper. I, Helen Dugan, the wisest girl in school, the Queen of Camp- fire, organizer of the Pedal Your Own Club, murderer of Dick Archbold and slayer of Herman Myers, do bestow and force upon Donna Parrish the title of Man Puller. So help me Fat. I, Dick Durkin, the African, having just come into my right mind through an operation on my wiry locks, do hereby bequeath to Zack Devor my brilliancy. I. Elmo Ehinger, the well known business manager, am now bankrupt and do bequeath to the next business manager my empty pocketbook.

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Il D.liS. RVELItSGcS. ' 20. I, Mildred Niblick, society reporter for Ravellngs , do be- queath said frivilous position and my curly hair upon Eleanor Reppert. I. Esther Reynolds, bestow upon Alice Leuhart my recipe for pink cheeks — a long walk in the morning. 1, Florence Rice, famous for the natural Marcelle wave in my hair, bequeath same to all ye straight-haired Junior maidens. I. Dorothy Smith, killed on the job, bestow upon Lucille But- ler my position on the Ravellngs staff. I, Florence Smith, having always known so much, do be- queath to Fiorina Michaud my ability to state my views and con- victions. 1, Helen Stanley, will my whispering voice to Cleo Beavers. I. Max Teeple. captain of the great basket ball team, do be- stow upon my dear Linn the same honor, and do bestow upon Donna lest she perish (Parrish), the title of the best in the world. 1, Faye Stults. the greatest living woman scientist, bestow upon the Junior girls all that I know of Physics. I, Truman Goldner. dear to the heart of Naomi, grant Gregg Ball the privilege of taking care of my Sophomore sister. 1. Ford Tinkham, having shown my ability in all lines of en- deavor to dump upon Gordon Engeler my name Tiny. I, Mary Weldy, bestow upo Esta Fleming all the knowledge 1 have gained in the four years of my high school life. I Gertrude Yager, the greatest exchange editor in the history of the world, do bestow upon the next exchange editor my mam- moth waste basket in which I keep all my test papers. I, Dent Baltzell, have nothing to leave, not even an assembly seat, but 1 do bestow my best wishes on the class of 1921, and hope that they will never fail. SIXTH, We the aforementioned class, do hereby constitute and appoint Miss Bowers the executrix of this, our last will and testament and we do empower her to do away with, sell, convert or otherwise dispose of all our worldly goods. Her bond shall be eleven beans, and Miss Cook and Miss Wehmhoft her bondsmen. In witness whereof, we have hereunto set our hands and seal this 2Sth day of May, A. D., nineteen hundred and twenty (1920). (SEAL) THE SENIOR CLASS OF 1920. Witnesses: (MISS) MARIE COOK. KARL GROVES.