Decatur High School - Azure and Maize Yearbook (Decatur, MI)

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Don 9.-Certainly l answer questions for gentlemen. Yes, the skunks oil ought to help vour pompaclouf, Leo llertch also recommends it. Marjorie NV.-You need more exercise, try selling annuals. Constant Reader-No. l do not know why class presidents lose their tempers. You might ask Xlarion Rutherford or Hal Crane. .Nrue Payne-You write that vou are trouhled with deafness and cannot hear singing, Consider this a hlessing and don't try to do anything for it. You certainly can enjoy the morning exer- cises hetter than any one else, Lyman C.-Yes, it is customary to take your wife along when you attend school entertainments. lt's expensive hut the rules are very plain on that point. Then, too. it is not hecoming to take someone's else wife. flayton H.-ln answer to your complaint alnout losing your hair. we seek further information. lloes it just come out. or does Elizabeth pull it out. HOSPITAL NOTES ' Xvhile Roh XYalhridge was escorting a young lady home after practicing the play. a very savage dog attacked them and hit Brother Roh on the south west corner of Klain street. XX'hile slicing off 15 cents worth of dried heef the other day l,yman Ciialahan cut himself in his new place of husiness. Leo Kelly was painfully hurt while harnessing up C'happel's Mitchell preparing to haul the -luniors' money to the bank. Leo was kicked just off of Klain street. Bliss R., in History: XYhat was tl'e ohniect of the New England Confederation? Student: Protection. Miss R.: Protection from what? Chet R. in loud whisper: Snakes. The whole high school room is agreed to one thing. that each of us has the poorest seat in the room. l .-X Freshie stood on the hurning deck. But as far as we could learn. He stood in perfect safety there Being too green to hurn. y If XYhat's the different hetween Mrs. Klills and an axi' Spoils an ax to lose its temper. CXYho said there was any ditferencej fhfohody didj.

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1. ,M t.. '- Freshman: Mr. XX'ashburn. may I be excused this after noon, my aunt's cousin is dead. R. XX'.: XX'ell-er-I suppose so, but really I wish it was som e nearer relation. Mac Young' in XX'. P. Cf.: I don't intend to unless I have to but if l have to, I intend to. ln XX'. P. C. Spellingcontest. Ii. R. XX'. -Ir. pronouncin uords tto M. YD: Chaperon. Mac: Can't do it. How dear to our hearts are the scenes of our school days, XX'hen fond recollection presents them to view, The pupils. the lessons and our dear teacher's ways XX'hen some well laid scheme fell thru, The industry of Freshies and the reason that caused it, .Xnd the clever Sophies. the pride of our heart, .-Xlso the well meaning but insolent -Iuniors. yi' , .Xnd e en Protessor XX albridge, always so smart. fi. A ' J L V rs ,fit BILL CAME HOME f' Hill Ifletcher went to the city to buy groceries. They were sent immediately and reached home before he did. XX'hen the H lf fi boxes were delivered. Lyman Calahan who was keeping the .13 store. uttered a scream. seized a hatchet and began frantically to .Ei ?'vqf open the largest one. ' Qgjk XX'hat's the matter, Lyman? asked one of the bystanders. rymliui who had watched him in amazement. 'Pale and faint, Lyman pointed to an inscription on the how. , ,592 It read: Bill inside. eff V if? 'ff ,5 15.14. FROM LATIN AND GERMAN CLASSES tiff Bret C.: How do you pronounce Miszhandlungfn 'Mi ,p.y ff if Miss O.: XX'hy I just pronounced it tor one ot the other . T222 girls. it- 3 Laura B. in translating' German said: They do still work .,.,,.' Q- . , ,jr Q, at Uillilllllgf 2 L- 'asf .-154 We can see where her aims are. 'nw '11 - , . K . . - ' ' , 4,53 Miss U.: ' Marjorie, quote an example ot SL1lJ.lLlI'lClZlVC by -'fl fa, attraction. ' . D 'gi l Mariorie: If Mike Kelly is subiunctive. then Marjorie is 'J fb. - ' . . - ,. ' ' ,gg Sl.IlJIltllCtlV6 by attraction. -Rf - 'jf -. iff fl. ' .Q jg , ' Ii' Inaccess1b1e. 'el Miss O.: Yes! It might be translated that wax , Robert XX'.: Oh! l don't believe you get me Yet' .?'F':1' - fp' Fai- 4 ig , 1552? . ? pu. 71-' . 75 I .i s 'l 1. g