Decatur High School - Azure and Maize Yearbook (Decatur, MI)

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Iieel the hills are getting thicker, lhey make XX ashburn glassy eved, Miss Rogers is in a hurry lo hecome a Sweet .lune llride. Miss Hall ain't cutting any figure -1 In the family any more, All they want her for is taking he Heavy hundles at the door. Auntie Mills runs round in circles. , ' 'I But her heart is full of pride For Miss Rogers is preparing I fs ,T To heeome a Sweet .lune llride. XX'e'll he glad when this is over And I guess Olney will, too. For they give him no attention And he's feeling pretty hlue. llut l guess he'll have to stand it i Till the knot is safely tied. A flrqy 'n 5 'Q lg: I 'Y'- 1' i it if 'J-if 5 'lgjirv' ef ,. v ies. my -s.-iss-.' . 5f.I .Z T1 Wiki i f ' if :- nw 1 I if . '1- . J' ag: .f--fl 1-Eel f we ,. . 5 .4, '- ' at ., 12 . in s . fieel l'm glad l'll never have To he a Sweet 'lune Bride. EXTRACTS FROM HIGH SCHOOL FASHION NOTES. Edited by Harold Draper. Hats are to he worn on any favorite part of the head this season. Bulgarian style shoes are very good this summer. Skirts will be cut in all directions towards the Flare. Trains will he worn only on the fronts of gowns. The backs of the collars slightly overlap the hems of gar- ments. MEDICAL ADVICE. Written by the Annual Staff Physician. lxlf you missed the series of articles telling how I put a gutta percha chest on Miss Slatt in forty weeks or how I reduced Flora Fatt six pounds in one hundred forty lessons, send me ten cents in stamps and the same will be forwarded to you.l M. Maxon.-.-Ns to what to take for your voice. Has any one ever suggested chloroform? You ask if we think you ought to let it out. Yes, if you keep it in it will kill you. Geo. Upfield-You write that you are begining to See specks before your eyes. Don't worry. There isn't any real dan- ger until you start seeing stars. Norman M.--You say that a girl looked at you and Smiled- Make nothing of that. lt's a wonder she didn't laugh out loud.

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Don 9.-Certainly l answer questions for gentlemen. Yes, the skunks oil ought to help vour pompaclouf, Leo llertch also recommends it. Marjorie NV.-You need more exercise, try selling annuals. Constant Reader-No. l do not know why class presidents lose their tempers. You might ask Xlarion Rutherford or Hal Crane. .Nrue Payne-You write that vou are trouhled with deafness and cannot hear singing, Consider this a hlessing and don't try to do anything for it. You certainly can enjoy the morning exer- cises hetter than any one else, Lyman C.-Yes, it is customary to take your wife along when you attend school entertainments. lt's expensive hut the rules are very plain on that point. Then, too. it is not hecoming to take someone's else wife. flayton H.-ln answer to your complaint alnout losing your hair. we seek further information. lloes it just come out. or does Elizabeth pull it out. HOSPITAL NOTES ' Xvhile Roh XYalhridge was escorting a young lady home after practicing the play. a very savage dog attacked them and hit Brother Roh on the south west corner of Klain street. XX'hile slicing off 15 cents worth of dried heef the other day l,yman Ciialahan cut himself in his new place of husiness. Leo Kelly was painfully hurt while harnessing up C'happel's Mitchell preparing to haul the -luniors' money to the bank. Leo was kicked just off of Klain street. Bliss R., in History: XYhat was tl'e ohniect of the New England Confederation? Student: Protection. Miss R.: Protection from what? Chet R. in loud whisper: Snakes. The whole high school room is agreed to one thing. that each of us has the poorest seat in the room. l .-X Freshie stood on the hurning deck. But as far as we could learn. He stood in perfect safety there Being too green to hurn. y If XYhat's the different hetween Mrs. Klills and an axi' Spoils an ax to lose its temper. CXYho said there was any ditferencej fhfohody didj.