Decatur High School - Azure and Maize Yearbook (Decatur, MI)

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little brown dog trotted back down stairs. Laura: What in the world is making you so thin? Esther: 'lust worry, I guess. Laura: XX hat have you to worry about? Esther: Getting thin. Alas for .-X. L. Olney, He, whose heart is not here. He has lost that dear girl Forever he does fear: For him l do feel sorry. Such troubles are quite bad. l'd make her feel sorry too. By using' a birch gad, Malcolm took some maple sap 'liasted so deliciously, Spilt a little on his coat. Told his ma tictitiously, fiot it from another fellow: Mother scolded viciously For she saw that his mishap. Happened sirnptitiously. ln the past few years great enthusiasm and interest has sprung up in the Decatur High concerning the science of Chem- istry and the peculiar properties of certain substances. One of our enterprising students. a Freshman. progressed so far as to form a very startling compound. It was his intention to keep several small matters about this discovery hidden. However owing to the great ability of the faculty as detectives the whole affair was made clear and the chemical activity of the reacting substances was stopped. A SWEET JUNE BRIDE Auntie Mills is in a dreadful Hutter. She has lost her appetite, Everything's turned topsy turvy XYe are busy day and night: Father XYashhurn says he wishes He could go somewhere and hide For Miss Rogers is preparing Thev have seven sewing women N, XVho are sewing by the day, And they all keep busy talking For they have a lot to say. ' n P 3. ,, , 3 1-'eg , 3-Q ' ff J ' ' if , 2 5 J-1: . , fe' , -,jg '22 12' K , . , 5. I. -1 ,, . . 6 R Z U 'E Q 33 I k 1 3. 'Q .if 1 K 5 1 To become a Sweet june Bride. Q., i 5 I si .Q K, 3 if 'Q 1 i 5 H L

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Iieel the hills are getting thicker, lhey make XX ashburn glassy eved, Miss Rogers is in a hurry lo hecome a Sweet .lune llride. Miss Hall ain't cutting any figure -1 In the family any more, All they want her for is taking he Heavy hundles at the door. Auntie Mills runs round in circles. , ' 'I But her heart is full of pride For Miss Rogers is preparing I fs ,T To heeome a Sweet .lune llride. XX'e'll he glad when this is over And I guess Olney will, too. For they give him no attention And he's feeling pretty hlue. llut l guess he'll have to stand it i Till the knot is safely tied. A flrqy 'n 5 'Q lg: I 'Y'- 1' i it if 'J-if 5 'lgjirv' ef ,. v ies. my -s.-iss-.' . 5f.I .Z T1 Wiki i f ' if :- nw 1 I if . '1- . J' ag: .f--fl 1-Eel f we ,. . 5 .4, '- ' at ., 12 . in s . fieel l'm glad l'll never have To he a Sweet 'lune Bride. EXTRACTS FROM HIGH SCHOOL FASHION NOTES. Edited by Harold Draper. Hats are to he worn on any favorite part of the head this season. Bulgarian style shoes are very good this summer. Skirts will be cut in all directions towards the Flare. Trains will he worn only on the fronts of gowns. The backs of the collars slightly overlap the hems of gar- ments. MEDICAL ADVICE. Written by the Annual Staff Physician. lxlf you missed the series of articles telling how I put a gutta percha chest on Miss Slatt in forty weeks or how I reduced Flora Fatt six pounds in one hundred forty lessons, send me ten cents in stamps and the same will be forwarded to you.l M. Maxon.-.-Ns to what to take for your voice. Has any one ever suggested chloroform? You ask if we think you ought to let it out. Yes, if you keep it in it will kill you. Geo. Upfield-You write that you are begining to See specks before your eyes. Don't worry. There isn't any real dan- ger until you start seeing stars. Norman M.--You say that a girl looked at you and Smiled- Make nothing of that. lt's a wonder she didn't laugh out loud.