Decatur Catholic High School - Tattler Yearbook (Decatur, IN)

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ocasmlgrrie Tom V.-I read in the paper where a feller was going to sue his girl for a breach of promise. Bob H.-Yeh! I am going to sue my tailor who made my new suit. Toni V.-Your tailor, for what? Bob H.-For promise of breeches. Bob Rumschlag-Art, I'm going to teach you some etiquette. Art Miller-Eticet, say I never ate A cat in my life and you're not go- ing to teach me now. Carl K.fSay. Modoc, how many adds did you get today? Modoc-l got two orders in one place. One to get out and the other to stay out. Teauher-I suppose you know what a caterp llar is, Arthur? Arthur K.-Oh yes, an upholstered and overstuffed worm. Modoc Harris rams out of the gar- age with a pump in his hand. Pete M.-VVhat you gonna do with that? Modoce-I got a date with two girls and I got to give one the air. George Foos tcalling Wemtniet- Who is this? Wernhoff-Smartest boy in D. C. H. S. George F.-Pardon nie, I got the wrong number. Ralph Reed-Say Lawrence. how do you swIm'? Lawrence K.-Just like paralysis. R. Reed-How's that? L. Kohne-Three strokes, sink, and it's all over. TATTLER---ee DCHS Rosy Holthousefl say what I think. A bright boy-Hurray! A silent woman. Book agent-This book will do a quarter of your lessons. Charles O.-Give me four of them. Teacher-Give me the definition of 11-la.-carte. Pupil-Eating in a lunch cart. Chemistry Prof.-XVhy is it that when I stand on my head the blood goes to it and when I stand on my feet it doesn't run to my feet? Student-Because your feet arent empty. Teacher ttalking about the expans- ion of iron and cement in SCIGIICQIJ I-lave you ever seen a newly cracked sidewalk? Modoc Harris-Yes. I fell down when skating one day. Folks, always remember that your wedding is your own funeral, but at this one you can always smell your own Iiowers. Pete M.-You sure think youre bright. H11 G,-I'll say, every night I have to cover up llly feet so they won't shine in my eyes. Whats wrong with the D, C. H. S. 'pair' tree? Some of the 'pairs' are peaches. VVhy aren't the three seniors boys triplets? Because the three are one.

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