Decatur Catholic High School - Tattler Yearbook (Decatur, IN)

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ocnsgnmnnggrne Johnny-XVhat would happen if baby ate a goldfish? Father-I fear it would kill him. Johnny-Vvell, it clidn't. Little boyfDacl the baby just swal- lowed the ink. VVhat will I do? Dad fabsentmindedly1-XVell, use a pencil. One thing the Scotchmen really have is an athletic field. The only reason they have that is to loosen up their muscles. Pete Mylott had insomnia so bad he woke up three times during class one day. Carl Kohne-That hotel clerk sure isn't Scotch. Art Miller4VVhy'? Carl Kohne - Because his knees give. Leo-You say you fiunked in Lating why I can't understand it? Bud- Same here: that's why I ilunked. Pete-My grandfather lived to be eighty and never used glasses. VVemmie-VVel1, a lot of people pre- fer to drink out of a bottle. Pat Coffee tin barber shopl-Are you the man Who cut my hair the last time? Barber-I don't know I've only been here six months. Freshman -- Say, how old is Pro- fessor Brown? Senior-I don't know, but he said he used to teach Cicero. Tariteaggm--moons MY FAVORITE DISH Naomi Faurote,'32. Oh! what do you suppose I had for supper last night? Why, a bowl of steaming oysters was placed at my right: The poor little things, looked innocent while they were in sight, But after they were down once, they all began to fight. They began to kick 31161 kick, a11d it made me very sick, And I said to my mother, Oh, get the doctor quick. quick, quick! So the doctor was summoned and what do you s'pose he said, t'Oh, stop your foolishness, and hike off to bed. So I jumped into bed, and slept sound all night: And the next morn when I awoke, the sun was shining bright. But after all, remember this, I've made up my mind. Never., never to touch an oyster even though it does look kind. Jim F.fSay Carl, I saw your sister yesterday. What makes her face so red? Carl K.-Cos. Jim-Cos what? Carl-Cosmetics. Two Scotchnien were standing on a street corner crying. They had spent their youth together and were sore because they had lost it and didn't have anything in return. Bill -My girl told me I was an angel. Pat Bill -I'm no good on earth. Pat- girl. Angel! Why? Great Scott, but shes a clever

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? gm 31 ,CD gl rl 25 E-1 ICE gm I-l :Da 1-l Z-l Or' rn FU U 0 I J' QQQ-oeooo 544-oo D -0-0-Q A+++ l WHAT DQES IT MEAN TG YOU? Your h appin ess your future - means eve1yth1n in this Wide world to you RlGHT NOW when the op portunity is right it 13 up tf you to savefsave a lttle each Week-and be lQElLlN to meet success and youl hap piness presents itself We will gladly help xou and advise you in Whatexm money matters y o u m a X have. Old Adams County Bank

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V-Tlxv DEDICATION TO GROWTH the class of 29 has ded1 cated thls lssue of The Tattlel To GROWTH the purpose of the efforts of Father Selmetz Father Petels Father Fett1g Father HESSIOD Father Colllns our devoted pmests Sr M Vera Sr M Antomte Sr M Almeda Sr M Florentla Sr M John Sr M Dlonysla Sr M Belllglla. Sr M Helm Clale and Sr M Edwaldlne 1n our behalf To GROWTH ou1 rlght and smce each rlght has 1tS correspondmg duty our obl gatlon To GROWTH the royal road to succes THE CLASS OF 1929 , . , - , ' ' 4: ,Dr . 7 I 1 7 - 1 ,- ! I 7 7 - ' g . . , I. . T, . . , . . , . . Berchmans, Sr. M. Roberta, Sr. M. Alexia, . . , . . 1 1 , . . , 1 ' , . . T , . . . 1 , Q . , , 1 7 1' Q , U.