Decatur Catholic High School - Tattler Yearbook (Decatur, IN)

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DCI-ISl--THE TATTLIER--lDCI-IS SPRING Leo DoWling,l31 The sun shines bright, No snow's in sightg Fleet robins sing Of joyous spring. The buds in trees, Have burst to leaves: And clouds in sky, At anchor lie. Broad rivers flow, And sing so lowg While tiowers ope, On every slope. O gentle spring! The people singg And valleys ring Witli praise for spring. The echoes Whisper In your ear Enjoy the spring While you are here. -J14,O1,.,-l. JUNIOR TYPIST Edith Ln9llgEl'lCl1,,0. Clickety, clickety, clickety, click With an even movement, easy and quick: These are the sounds you can hear. In the typing rcom when the Juniors are there. At first the clickety clicks were slowg For the position of the keys we had to know. A perfect copy of each lesson We made, To help maintain our typewriting grade. But now the elickety clicks are fast- el.. Accuracy and speed we try to master. With perseverance we hope to be- come Champions of our school for years to come. I know a few things you Can't ill Pete VVemhoff, said Modoc Harris. XVell, said Peter, air them. You can't get wook from a porcu- pine: You ran't get a meal from 'Wanted -- Condignk You can't get hay from a hayseedg You c-an't get toejam from the mistletoe: You Can't make un archipelago go? You can't. make a cow from the cult ot your legg You can't get a drink from an empty kegg You cun't make a, church from the temple of your headg You can't 'turn a new leaf' by turn- ing over in bed. Aw, I know some better things you c'an't do, Modocf' Yen c'an't keep on eating, and yet grow thing You cun't keep on smoking, and have a smooth sking You t-an't keep on singing for the title, 'The Singing Fool'g For you'll lose your head when you jump into the goalg So farewell, dear Modoc, D. C. H. lrggest boyg Advice I give: to better advantage do thou thy time employ. Teacher-It was Patrick Henry who suid. Give me libertyA but what was the rest of the sentence. tNo reply.l Come, you boys should know that, Boy- Give me liberty or- A Scotchman's son!- Or give me my nickel back. Art lVIiller tplaying a game of cards! - Are you in Gage? Jerry Gage tabsent-mindedlyj '- I'No, I'm not engaged. Tom V.-Wenimie I'll hit you with ti snowball. Wemmfe-I'll call Sister if yOU do. Tom V.-What-will you call her?

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ocnsgnmnnggrne Johnny-XVhat would happen if baby ate a goldfish? Father-I fear it would kill him. Johnny-Vvell, it clidn't. Little boyfDacl the baby just swal- lowed the ink. VVhat will I do? Dad fabsentmindedly1-XVell, use a pencil. One thing the Scotchmen really have is an athletic field. The only reason they have that is to loosen up their muscles. Pete Mylott had insomnia so bad he woke up three times during class one day. Carl Kohne-That hotel clerk sure isn't Scotch. Art Miller4VVhy'? Carl Kohne - Because his knees give. Leo-You say you fiunked in Lating why I can't understand it? Bud- Same here: that's why I ilunked. Pete-My grandfather lived to be eighty and never used glasses. VVemmie-VVel1, a lot of people pre- fer to drink out of a bottle. Pat Coffee tin barber shopl-Are you the man Who cut my hair the last time? Barber-I don't know I've only been here six months. Freshman -- Say, how old is Pro- fessor Brown? Senior-I don't know, but he said he used to teach Cicero. Tariteaggm--moons MY FAVORITE DISH Naomi Faurote,'32. Oh! what do you suppose I had for supper last night? Why, a bowl of steaming oysters was placed at my right: The poor little things, looked innocent while they were in sight, But after they were down once, they all began to fight. They began to kick 31161 kick, a11d it made me very sick, And I said to my mother, Oh, get the doctor quick. quick, quick! So the doctor was summoned and what do you s'pose he said, t'Oh, stop your foolishness, and hike off to bed. So I jumped into bed, and slept sound all night: And the next morn when I awoke, the sun was shining bright. But after all, remember this, I've made up my mind. Never., never to touch an oyster even though it does look kind. Jim F.fSay Carl, I saw your sister yesterday. What makes her face so red? Carl K.-Cos. Jim-Cos what? Carl-Cosmetics. Two Scotchnien were standing on a street corner crying. They had spent their youth together and were sore because they had lost it and didn't have anything in return. Bill -My girl told me I was an angel. Pat Bill -I'm no good on earth. Pat- girl. Angel! Why? Great Scott, but shes a clever