Decatur Catholic High School - Tattler Yearbook (Decatur, IN)

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'lf.'.,0.l.,l.,1.I,l,v,vinunujygli Y, if Y, 51 Y jf- Y v vi vp sf v' -f - Y Little Jack Horner Parked at a corner, Too near the water plugg Copper soon called him, And took him away to the jug. Prof.- What three words are used most often among college students? Brenner- I don't know. Prof.- Correct I want to sweep the cobwebs from my brain. Why don't you use a vacuum clean- er? A few days after a farmer had plac- ed his two children in a school a book agent called on him and said, Now that your children go to school you ought to buy them an encyclopedia. Buy them an encycopedia? Hang- ed if I do. was his reply. Let them walk, like I did. Lauer- Henry Ford is going to put whiskers on his Fords. Slienk- VVliy? Lauer- So they look like A. Lin- coin. Mabbe, says Hank, eatin' onions is one of the secrets of long life an' health. but how are ye gonna keep it secret? Visitor - Is your new projectile very destructive? Inventor- Destructive? Say one shot'll make unknown soldiers out of a whole regiment of generals. Chemistry Teacher- Fred. give the class an example of a substance changing its state. Fred Foos tafter a little thinking! - VVell, things that float down the Mississippi river go through several states. Father- Come here son, I'1ll going to dust your pants with this shingle. Tommy- Aw, why Cl0ll't you be up- to-date and use the vacuum cleaner? How Many Died? There was a' strawberry festival at the Union Chlll'Cll Thursday evening for the beneiit of the cemetery.- Marion tMass.J paper. Hard To Tell Reporter-To what do you attribute long life? Octogenarian -- I don't know yet: there's several of them patent medi- cine companies bargaining with me. -.-,W--. -.-,-.- -. -. -.- . . ,,, ., l..,. , -f e 'llill 'lA3X'l l'l H41 7 Flapper fafter the accidentl-It was all your fault, I've been driving care- fully. I've had two years experience. Old Man-But I've always walked carefully. I've had sixty-eight ye experience. ars' Letter from a farmer woman to the Department of Agriculture: Something is wrong with my ch ens. Every morning when I come I find two or three lying on ick- out the ground cold and stiff with feet in the air. Can you tell me what is the matter? Dear Madam: Your chickens are dead. qv. Sam- XYhat am you doin' now. Bo-'Tse an exporter. Sam- An exporter? Bo- Yep, the Pullman company jest fired me. A grocer advertised apples and nuts for sale. He put up the sign- Shop Early. The Early Bird Gets the YVorni. Teacher lto noisy classl- I told you twenty times to keep quiet. Now don't let me have to tell you a sec- ond time! Teacheri Lawrence, what are the five senses? Lawrence- Nickles. lYhat's this? inquired the young husband, referring to the menioran- dum his wife had given him. One dozen eggs, a pound of rais- ins. a bottle of lemon extiact, a tin of ground cinnamon and a half a pound of sugar. XVhat the merry spring do you want with all these things. Doris? I've got a stale loaf. replied the young wife, which I am going to save by working it up into bread pudding. I never let anything go to waste, Robbie, and you know it. A Polite Young Lady A little girl of three years was say- ing her prayers, not long since, when her little brother, about four years old. came slyly behind and pulled her hair. VVithout moving her head. she paused and said: Excuse Lord. ex- cuse me a minute while I kick Herlzyf' A dentist, fonce barberi, was vexed. And his patients, no little perplexed lVhen, forgetting his station And present vocation He cried in the waiting room, 'Nextf AAAAAAAA .AAA llll ...., 4,L:..a.J.A J'g5?SL2?'.:J'a5Jf:J i: :bJ'LbJ'1q4r'- X449-f-4 'Jew ,X - 1 0 0 J I 6 6 6 6 6 I 6 O 6 6 6 l I l Cf -l '-1 '-o '-Q- -u '-lf'-4 -e -sv nf' Ninety-nine.

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Phone 80 Adams Count Auto Co. HF UNIVERSAL CAR Authorized Sales and Service PHlL, Lt MACKLIN, General Manager Insist on Genuine Ford Parts. Steaming Hot Water Always Ready for Use The luxury of 3'este1'fluy has he- 01311143 TUtlLlY'S necessity. And in the morleru home HOT WATER f fin unlimiterl quiintitiesfai tiny minute of the clay or night ftroin every faucet-is indis- lJl'llSZLlDlH, Ask about our Steainingy liiilibling hot water. always iearly for bathing, for dishes anrl for cleaning. Have it in your home-without coal. dirt oz' attention-even without thought. Best of all. have it at a cost you can well afford to pay. special rate. Northern lndiana Public Service Co. Ninety-eiglit.

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