Decatur Catholic High School - Tattler Yearbook (Decatur, IN)

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-V , -X - - v , til-llllt r I I I , Good heznvens, man. what is the niitter with your face? XVQ-re you in nn automobile necident'? No, I vvns being shaved by 21 lady bzirher wht-n :1 mouse run across the t1o.r. Johnny was gazing ut his olie-day fzltl brother, who liy squealing and yelling in his trot. Has he rome fi om Heaven? Yes, dear. No wonder they put him out. Grandpa, dear, we have come to wish yin a Happy Easterg and mom- mu says, if you give ns each 3 dollar we are not to lose it on our xvtay home. Lady- lsn't it wonderful how 3 single policeman can dam the flow of traffic? Boy- Yes, grannieg but yin ought to hear the hnss drivers, Papa was deep in a hook when his wife calletl-- Dim, hziby has swallow- ed the ink! 'Whatever shall I do? XV1'ite with a penrilf' was the re- ply. Mun tto little boy! What did yr-it rnn across my lot for? Boy-'Because I've got only 2 min' ntes to get to church. Man- 'Well how does running uc-ross my lot get yon there any s:on- er? BCY'-HBG'CEi11S9 the geometry teleh- er said. that a straight line is the shortest path between tivo given points. Mr. Ford plans to operate vein air- plane Pullman. lt'll be a serious matter then if the porter brushes you off, Tommy's Ma- Tommy, there were three pieces of Cake in the pantry. and now there is only one. How did that happen? Tommy- 'Well, it was so dark in there I dirln't see the other piece. Lady tto fI'2l1l1Dl'-MXVIIY on earth don't you work like other people? Hard work never killed anyone. Trainp-'iYon're wrong. lllkldilllhl lost both my wives that way. Prof.- What is a vacuum? Studentful have it in my head but I c1n't think of it just now. 'lieacher- Willie, what is your greatest ambition? Willie- To wash my mother's ears. THE MAIEH HIDE 8: FUR CO. HIDES, FUR, WOOL, and JUNK OF ALL KINDS 710 West Monioe Street PHONE 442 DElXINGIiR'S HIGH CLASS MILLINERY 157 South Second Street YOUR TELEPHONE INSURES YOU against loss of life and property. In Case of burglarly it brings aid quickly. It prevents fire loss. It brings fast aid to the injured at all times. A. BIXLER OPTOMETRIST Eyes Examined. Glasses Fitted. . . Mk. .,x.A. CL. .Ati fri. 6254. . . . . . ki , tk. I .1 Q., A Av.. J. A,1...J. .'.g4L.4.,-.AtJ..A..J., . . LA ,A A A J., I 'I I I , 'ti u I4 -o sf'-nf'-nf 1 t-'--a- -ww-'--tt '-V'-A tu Ao- it -r -A- -r 'Ar'-a '+ A N One Hundred Fourteen.

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