Decatur Catholic High School - Tattler Yearbook (Decatur, IN)

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,A. 'J' ru 'J H KS ET s: I3 rr 3 rn 9. f: Cl! Q.. O D 9. 11, INSURANCE . LOANS img REAL ESTATE ' n .Q But when you think Of E l.I2 ',', If E ,,,,4 2215 INSURANCE 1 V. I ' LOANS ' REAL ESTATE ' , SEE US ' P3254 ' I, - :gi-1 The Suttles - Edward f. ' Com an Inc '- A. , P Y' ' ' A f f eca ur, n iana SSE... . SEE, D f I d t -I . , A.A,. , . All wifi:-ei' was showing the old lady over the lmttlesliip. This, said lie, pointing to un in- Sf'l'lllE'll plate U11 the deck, is where Hlll' 'will' .,l aut L-uptuiii fell. No XVUllfli-'l', replied the old l nearly fvll on it inyselff' l-lv-f I'l1'nr 'll pleases nie: I sug- exl llmt Ro ' l ,JMX 2 ..- -1 - lady. ROY AHCHBOLD A u buy two of them at DEATIST Ol1Cv. Silva-- Wl1y two? X-R3y Diagnggig Ho-A'You if-lilly need another one to L'OVlfl' the lJ1ll'll-Qi Phones 164 and 176. Slioppvi'--Ullo you keep the uu- House S fo 11' 12 to 5- Q1-mlml loffg-A ll61'6'?H Closed Wecluesday Afternoons film-ei'-- No, Illllvillll, upstairs. This s llie Lfl'0l1llll floor. Dll. F. XY. LOSE , , ZIMMERMAB SLRGEON and PHYSICIAN y DRUG STORE i Office Hours: 101041-11:00 A. M. 1 U1 I J'--1200 P. M. 6ZOUfSZUiI P. M. Phones 422-1097 WE STRIVE TO PLEASE Phone - - 56 Ono H undred Twelve.

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1 'llll li-Xlllllftf A Sad Tale A little boy stood in a street cry- ing. A kind gentleman asked him wl1at was the matter. Tl1e little boy replied- A poor little dog lay dow11 ill tl1e alley. Boo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! XVhat kind of a poor little dog, a bull dog? t'Ol1, no, no, no. Boo! Hoo! Hoo! Was it a poodle dog? No, no. poor little dog. Boo, Hoo. Hoo. Was it a Scotch Collie? Oh, no, 110. Poor little dog. Boo, Hoo, Hoo. Well what kind of a dog was it ? A-A-Hot Dog! I want to enlist i11 tl1e tanks, a11- nounced tl1e applicant at tl1e recruit- ing station. YYhy so keen 2ilJOllt the tanks? asked tl1e sergeant i11 charge. Oh. said the applicant modestly, I'm a pretty good swin1n1e1'. Now they tell us that Paul Revere was tl1e first radio expert. At least. he was tl1e first to broadcast with Ollly one pl11g. Violagul XYOIIHQI' what the correct skirt length will be this coming season? Helen- I understand it will be just a little above two feet. Say, Pop, whats a symphony or- C'l19Sll'iI? It's a lot of dumbells wl1o get to- gether 3.1161 play phony music. Now l'Ill1 along a11d tell mama she wants you. He- I would go through anything with yo11, dear. She- Lets start with your batik account. Maidf You know tl1at old vase you said had been handed down from generation to generation? Ivlistress tanxiouslyl- Yes. Maid- Well this old gentleman l1as dropped it. Increasing wetness- S50O STILL IS NEEDED FOR FLOOD FUND -Fort Worth Paper. Tramp- Kin I cut your grass for a meal, lady? Lady- Yes, but you need11't bother cutting itg eat it right off the ground. Teacher- I take great pleasure ill giving you 90 ill English. Student- Aw, make it 100 alld en- joy yourself. S. S. Teaclier- Where do little boys go, who fish O11 Sunday? Johnny- Over to the sandpit on the Studebaker farm. Margaret- Funny that hats sl1o11ld cost more than pianos. Helen- They don't. W'hat made yo11 think that? Marguaret- Well, tl1at sig11 i11 the window says, 'Hatseilllll 11p,' and just IIOXV I saw a sign ill another wi11dow, 'Pianos-S910 downf Motorist- How do you know if I was exceeding tl1e speed lin1it wl1e11 you haven't a watch 01' anything? Constable- VVall, ye seen that yel- ler dog a-chasing ye. did11't ye? When that dog can't keep 11p with a feller, who's a-goin IHOFQ-11 tl111tty miles an hour. Time to Fly Do angels have wings, mummy? Yes, darling. Can they Hy? Yes, dear. Then wl1e11 is nurse going to fly, 'cause daddy called her all angel last night? Tomorrow, darling. Now boys. said tl1e teacher, I have to divide tour potatoes 81'1101lg five boys. How should I do it? Tl1ey couldn't tl1i11k of a way. Tl1e11 tl1e smaller boy at the foot of tl1e class held up his l1a11d. All right, Johnny, how would you do it? Mash 'Q1ll, said Johnny. 1. -1 XVQ were told Saturday about a teacher wl1o had prepared a Li11col11 program for tl1is Friday afternoon. Can yo11 tell me. she asked one of the boys, what was Lincoln's im- 111o1'tal slogan? Sure, replied the kid. Americas finest automobile. American tat Scottish football gamel- Why don't they start? They ought to have kicked off half an hour ago. Scotsman- Something serious has happened. American- Not a player taken off ill? Scotsman- No, worse than that. Tl1ey cannot find the penny they toss- ed up with. '14 A.ta..A.A .L.A 4. A J.,A.1. 1.tJ..JL1,.L .L A.J..A.J. A A ala A A A A A , 1 4 A- -4- il'A-1- -af'-:nt fl-A'-:ft -af -4- -o- -1 -1 '-t I at 'I '-1 'w -1' Q + I One Hundred Eleven.

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IL! 4. V.-'nl-..9. Or..-V..9 'l1..l..C.1. lr. f' .Y ff' V. .'. ij Y. fry 'fi of r, v 'r An excited gentleman dashes into a store. An assistant inquires: Do you wish anything, sir? Yes, I'ye lost my wife. 'tllourning department on first floor. Don, said his aunt. did you enjoy the bock I sent you on your birth- day? H'aint looked at it yet. lVhy is that? Cause ma said I'd have to wash my hands when I read it. Ephrima- What you all call it when a girl gets married three times -bigotry? Rastus- Lawsy, when a girl gets married two times. dat am bigotry: but when she married de third time. dat am triginometry. Medical examiner fto young stu- clentl- Suppose there was gun- powder explosiin aod a man were thrown into the air. You. as the nearest doctor, are called in. YVl1at is the first thing you would do? 'tTVait for him to come down again was the przmpt reply. Both the photographer and the mother had failed to make the rest- less little four-year old sit still long enough to have his picture taken, Finally the photographer suggested that the little darling might be quiet if his mother would leave the rfom for a few minutes. During her absence the picture was successfully taken. On the way home the mother asked: What did the nice man say to make mother's darling sit still? He thed, 'you thit thill, you little brat, or I'll knock your block off', tho I that thill, he explained. Buddy- How did Jasper work his way through college? Tubby- He was an ice man. Ruddy- Yes, but all cf the homes in this town have automatic ice-mal: ing refrigerators. Tubby- Er--well, he kept them oi!- ed Lady- So you are looking for a square meal? Tramp- No lady. I'm looking f'r a round one. Lady- VVhy, I never heard of that kind. YVhat is a round meal? Tramp- One which has no end. Scotchn1an's Son- Give me a half ptund of butter and please Wrap it in today's newspaper. ffflcltig 'IlUl.'l l'I,lYl2'1 Yvu Hop, the Chinese laundry man was C919b1'atiHg the birth of his new son. One cf his American customers af- ter having received a good cigar from YVu congratulated him and asked him what he was going to name the child, .YVu. very proudly said. Me namee him vafter flyer man Lindbergh. u 11Hf'? laughed the American. Who eyer heard of a Chinaman call- ed Lindbergh? . Me don't call him Lindbergh, me Just namee him after Lindberghg me call him One Long Hop, Pat-i'IVill you marry me? Intended- Yes darlin'. :Brief gi. lencej Darlin' why don' you say Sgmg. thin? Pat- Oi'ye said tco much already YVhere theres a will there's always a contestant. Trouble ain't like opportunity-it don't even bother to knock. Teacher- What would you di. if YQU had 3100 and gave three-fourths ot it away? Robert- I'd have my head exam- inedf' FUDDS1' twho had been studying Spanish History at scliooll- Just think mother. Those Spanish pirates used to go three thiusand miles on a galleonf' Mother- Yes, dearg but your fath- er says X011 can't belieye all you hear about those foreign cars. A Sunday school teacher was tell- ing her class all about the cannibals and missionaries wh: went out to foreign countries. What do you think would be the first thing that the missionaries should teech the cannibals? Wiliie Smart leaped to his feet and said- I know, teacher. They should teach them to be vegetarians. Geography T.- Is Pittsburg an American city? Pupil- No, mam, they play in the National League. The girl about to travel alone was warned nit to talk to strange mer-. At the station the conductor asked,- Where are you going? To Detroit, answered she. So he put her on the Detroit train. As the train pulled out she looked back and said: Ha, ha. I foiled hir1L that time. 1,111 going to Chicag0- A' ' -f' '-W' - f- -1 ' ' A . ' 'flffkbliifif-1? I'-'QfiLfff5FwelT17l'i ffi' Gif' 5113-It si' ll, 1, y tl' . 4- . -5 . qi- ei- . -,A , . wi 1 . .... l.'. . . y 'L '. . . . . . it X.. II. Tr. . n S . qc 355. Eg: -S554-: 1'-.vi 5.2 -',.f4.l..QL5f1bQ.c 'Q.Qg,5,',.4,,:.C.,,5. One Hundred Thirteen. ...M ...I ww -